Certain fans NOT welcome EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>214789790
>>214805169it was a star trek sex with shran hazard
>>214805169I guess I have to lock my door if Angel One is on tonight. Very embarrassing to be caught watching.
>>214805169>Certain fansMy mind's ablaze; do I punish them, or pity 'em?
I'd just like to stand up before this court martial and say one thing: Yes, I made the thread early. I'm not good at counting. But is counting what really counts... out here, among the stars? To me, what counts is gumption and a good crew! What counts are the principles of /trek/!So, yes, I may have made this thread one post too early. But I ask you this: isn't Nu Trek the REAL crime?
>>214805311Seconded
>>214805311I LOVE sucking dick!
>>214805337>kino>sexy riker and chibi manlet>o'brien suffering kino>borg queen garbage>enterprise
Could make another version and shoop O'Brien being tortured on the screen, kek
>oh noes someone enjoys a commercial entertainment franchise for different reasons than me!>oh noes he doesn't take every last aspect of Star Trek very, very seriously, including all the ridiculous bits!>surely if I keep acting like an ass with no self-awareness i can get him to come around to my way of thinking!
worf is stimulated
>>214805827Anon's post is making me dizzy...
>>214805307ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERSGET BACK TO YOUR URIDIUM
>>214805772please do
>he has a victim complex for being justifiably reviled by everyone due to acting like an insufferable manchildCould not be me. In other news, Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>214806239Maybe you do have a glimmer of self-awareness after all.
>>214806239now it's time to hit the PROMENADE
>>214806278I am not the shitposting toontroon.
>>214806476is exactly what a toontroon who has been found out, would say
>>214806525He's done that multiple times, so I can't fault you for thinking so.
>>214806525>>214806601Reminder
>>214806671Jesus Fucking Christ
>>214805169>S3E12>”what if Palestine had teleporters”Riveting, thought provoking… good job Gene.I think you’ve ended things once and for all.
>>214806601>oh noes, it's that... that anon guy! i know it's the same guy because he posts the same image! and the image has different names, so it's definitely the same guy!Is that what it sounded like in your head as you came up with this idea? What in the actual hell is wrong with you?!
>>214806868Do I really need to dig up the post where you said you change the image name for "fun"?
>>214806852It ends with the little Palestinian boy putting down his gun and Riker says something like “maybe that’s all it takes… one boy” LOL
>>214806868'Geezer' is not a term that people normally use in conversations on here. Even if literally thousands of those are not you, thousands of them definitely ARE you. And you can just archive the word /tv/ and scroll through and it's just like an endless log of your schizo rants in /trek/Nah, I'm afraid you are exactly what that image paints you to be.Anyway, DS9 bros! Time for O'Brien sufferin'!
>>214807076Got my hasperat and my jumja stick!
Remember when DS9 tried to do it's own "Balance of Terror" Le Submarines episode with Worf in command and it Fucking sucked?
>>214806913No need to. I change the image name for fun. Any reason why I shouldn't? Is it somehow le heckin bad just because you don't do it? Please elaborate on whatever is rattling around the inside of your schizo mind.>>214807076>not normally use in conversations on hereStrawman argument. Also, I wasn't the first; I liked the term, so I used it. And what does the image paint me to be, exactly? Someone who likes Trek for different reasons than you do? The horror!
I'm convinced this guy is just really lonely and so autistic that this is the only way he knows how to get attention, and for him any attention will do be it positive or negativesad really
>>214807113>it Fucking sucked?No it didn'thttps://youtu.be/TrOb46drj64?t=10
>>214807300What's more sad is that he doubles down every time
>>214805169Oh good another thread started by the schizo
>>214807300So you can't see what's in front of your own face? That I simply object to the oldtrek geezer seething, gaslighting, and gatekeeping? I wouldn't be here if your behavior wasn't so atrocious. You are the reason I stay. Pretty sure I've told you that multiple times.
>>214807522I always stop reading your posts about 3 words in because you repeat yourself so much that I already know the rest.I can tell that you've never had a single friend.
>>214807300Who do you wish to talk to? Why aren't you getting laid right now?
>>214807300>omg... this guy is... a totally average 4chan user! noooo000OOO000oooo!!!1! i never saw that coming!
>>214807558Meant for >>214807522
>>214807539You should be putting your mad l33t sk1llzzzz to work at the CIA, where they would pay you bank and you'd battle America's enemies. How come you don't? Maybe it's because you are completely incapable of inferring anything about anyone, and just an everyday arrogant ass? I welcome your viewpoints on this matter.
>>214807300Do you know where you are?
>>214807539>>214807558>trekkies talking about having friends & getting laidBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>blatantly samefaggingYep, he's gotten to alright
>>214807692Who? And what samefagging? Point it out. Is this going to be another evening of you hurling out unsupported generalities? What an awful mess your mind is. I can only imagine how terrible it would be to live inside it.
>>214807539>it's real>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/214756191/#214758527oh my god
Captain. I have stubbed my toe.Request permission to commit ritual suicide.
Can you negroes please talk about Trek?
>>214807793The show admitted as such.
>>214807858you can tell this is a shoop by the pixels
To neither the schizo nor the tranny, I think the schizo and the tranny are the same person and they have the goal of completely derailing all star trek talk.
>>214807757WHAT is real, exactly? Literally none of you oldtrek geezer seethers can articulate an actual argument.
>>214807895But what if that's just what they WANT you to think? Oooh, it's a mirror-universe episode!
>>214807895I submit that, after careful consideration, that the perpetrator is in fact (you) anon. The sentence is perpetually visiting trek threads and arguing with yourself until dead
Forgot my image, not because I’m dumb but because I’m only pretending
The oldtrek geezer seethers have suddenly gone quiet. But why?Perhaps they had a stroke, induced by high blood pressure.Perhaps they're racking their brains to come up with a reply. But I think I'd see more burning dust if that were true.I'll choose to be optimistic and positive... and hope they finally saw the error of their ways.
>>214808121I’m still here anon. Pickletrek sucks
>>214808204Based.But do you know what I actually like about Lower Decks? all jokes aside, I really like absolutely nothing about this dogshit show for shit-brained retards
>>214808076I am neither of them. I am The Picard and I simply want them to find common ground for the greater good of all /trekkers/
>>214808228same desu
>>214807943Is it part of a Romulan plot, a ploy to start a war?
>>214808204>>214808228Highly articulate arguments as always, geezers. I can tell you employed both of your remaining brain cells to come up with these witty responses.
>>214807793Did you see the OP? "Certain" fans are not welcome. This thread was created by the oldtrek geezer seethers for the sole purpose of seething. Also, they admitted the people they seethe against really are fans. Can't be a "certain fan" unless you're a fan, amirite? It's really sad how they lack all capacity for strategic thought.
>>214808269The Picard? I kneel
>>214808304Q is such a bitch. It's like if Oscar Wilde ascended.
>>214807692Still can't point out the samefagging, huh? Just hurling your shitty opinions around the thread like some monkey flinging feces. So this is what your life has built up to, huh? Hardly seems worth it.
>>214808363his daughter has got it going on
>>214807880Well, what do you know... you're right. This screenshot is from 37m11s21f into DS9 episode 312.
>>214807793>the new generationOne job.
>>214808447Every time I hear him yell "Oji!" I reply "Original gangsta!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scILa5iPBcgThere, now you have another post to obsess over and dramatically intone how damning it is. I know that makes you feel like a big man.
>>214808594They were referring to the new generation of pedos, not Star Trek: The Next Generation.
>>214808632I'm saying they missed out on the wordplay.
>>214808652>oh noes, cops tracking down deranged pedophiles missed a chance to be artfags!Where is your sense of perspective, anon?
Did anyone else here get lowkey chills when Pike and Kirk were speaking for the first time about the responsibilities of command? How Pike was guiding Kirk and imparting his wisdom on him.
>>214809009Sorry I couldn't focus on your gay ass faggoty Nu Trek discussion, I was too appalled by how horribly Kirk is getting physically mogged by Pike herethis 45 year old Nu Kirk has the physique of a 13 year old
>>214808603what
>>214809009>kirk's tiny chicken legs
star trek sex with grilka
>>214809009>>214809070You Fucking Assholes. Fucking RETRACT THAT! Immediately you MotherFuckers you! You Fucking old Boomer and/or Gen-X Fucks! You Shitbird pieces of Shit! I swear to God if you can ever get off your Fucking sunken in chairs and couches and I could meet you Cocksuckers in real life, I would make you Fucking watch this SNW show and you force you Assholes to like it!
>>214808447>born centuries too late to pick up hot primitive chicks with my advanced tech >born centuries too early to pick up hot primitive alien chicks with my advanced tech
>>214808549Now the "O" isn't so jarring.
>>214809311And now it's the same size as the original image.Progress! Aren't you just happy to be alive?
>>214809311Spacing is still off a little bit, needs a nudge to be consistent with the rest
>>214809044So you're an expert on the physique of 13 year old boys? Pedo zone, indeed.
>>214805311>Nu Treknu trek implies the genuine article albeit new. What one calls nutrek should be called faux trek. It is an imposter. A demon in the guise of trek, not genuine.I know it does not roll off the tongue as easy but I am tired of this garbage trading on the good name that is trek.
>>214809409It's still a vast improvement over the original. Go make your own. I merely used GIMP to copy the O from "ZONE", and the rest is history.
>>214809070i can't unsee then now>>214809181FACK YOU BLODDY BASTARD!! SON OF A BEETCH BLOODYY BASTARD BENCHOD! MARCHOD BLODDY BASTARD, DO NOT REDEEM! I SAID DO NOT REDEEEEM!
>>214809479Why would I waste my time doing something like that? That’s dumb
>>214809445As usual, just your seething opinion, serving up baseless conclusions. Don't you ever get tired of being this brainless? Didn't you want more out of your life?
ds9 sex with gowron
>>214809511Yet you wasted your time criticizing my work? Are you capable of thinking more than one move ahead? Does the game of checkers flummox you completely, too?
>>214809538I was offering a constructive suggestion on how you might improve your edit. Jeez, pedos nowadays
>>214809538holy reddit
>>214809515Everything dies and things have a time and place. Star Trek is the product of a world that no longer exists. It was born, like a flower it bloomed and it was beautiful, now it is dead.>Didn't you want more out of your life?Near the end of a civilization the opportunities are few. One of the greatest aspects of such a time is the library of art that has been produced. Little great art will be produced now but you and I have access to the back catalog of the greatest civilization to walk the earth.Star Trek is part of that catalog and I am proud to shit post will fellow anons and talk Trek. In all of time only a few elite men will ever be able to know or live such an exquisite life.
>>214809577Just for that, you're not allowed to download or repost my image. I've copyrighted it. Any violators will be sued for 200 bars of gold-pressed latinum.>>214809593It's just a web site; it's not holy. Also, wouldn't that detract from your One True Faith, the flawless and revered Star Trek?
>>214809709>doesn't deny being tired of being this brainlessBesides, the best is yet to come, my despondent anon. I'm sorry you can see that, but I can't teach vision.
DS9 is fucking dogshit! Boooooooo!
>>214809774Not even Roddenberry thought a Star Trek future was an outgrowth of our current civilization. Whatever possible grand future may await humanity is well beyond the life span of a human.The best may be yet to come but you will be dead.Enjoy your slop while I enjoy the art produced by men better than myself.
Well, at least the schizo talking to himself is bumping the thread.
>>214809892Nah, it's just a soap opera in space. Some people are into that. There's no need to be so gaslighting. You don't want to be like the oldtrek geezer seethers, do you? Of course not.
>>214809904You think in such three-dimensional terms.>>214809909Another baseless claim of samefagging. Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?
Why did Peter Falk never get a star trek role despite star trek actors appearing on columbo frequently?
>>214809961Because it's normal for the actors from the inferior franchise to guest star on the superior franchise.
>>214809944The superman Kahn could only think in two, thank you for that compliment.
7 of 9 is my favorite incel conspiracy nut!
>>214810393She’s only incel because Harry Kim can’t get it up and apparently he’s the only available match on VoyTinder
>>214810536there is also the doctor
>says l33t h4xx0r!!! stillwhat year does he think this is; 2005?
This was a great episode but isnt it a bit convenient that there was a cardassian obsidian order agent that looks just like Kira
>>214810655He's confirmed to be 60+ years old, he's an old TrekBBS dinosaur, one of the boomers that obsesses over nu trek
>>214810549Sex with holograms doesn’t count
>>214809536Gowron keeps eye contact with you the entire time.
>>214810738she's adorable in that makeup!
That's my nagus right there
>>214811225Aristocratic lobes
>>214811225is that natural ferengi nail color or does quark paint his i wonder
>>214807793>Star Trek credit cardIs that not sacrilege?
>>214808447Literally the actress who voices Bobby Hill