Gooned out Picard EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>214824578
>>214845510star trek gooned out to shran
>>214845523
it was a gooning hazard
goon dukat did nothing wrong
Do you think they goon to mecha? Would it be called Goondam? Asking for a friend
>>214845563>didn’t fill out the form correctly when it joined the academy Welp
Dr Goonien Bashir
Watching TNG for the first time, just finished Season 2. A very enjoyable season overall with 'The Measure of a Man' easily being the best episode of the series so far. I've heared the show gets good in Season 3.
>>214845586S3 of TNG is where you start getting character episodes. A Picard episode, a Worf episode, a Troi episode, a Riker episode, etc. The characters get a lot more fleshed out in the process and even though there's a character focus, it's not like Nu Trek where they just cry about their feelings -- their development happens through an actual Star Trek story where there's some encounter, or diplomatic intrigue, etc.
>>214845574It would be called GoonGaiGar.
>>214845586what did you think of a matter of honor?
>>214845632I thought it was a solid episode, seeing Riker take on some Klingon traits was cool. The ending when he gets his ass beat to protect the captains honour was fantastic.
>>214845619>it's not like Nu Trek where they just cry about their feelingsWe need a collage of Michael crying.
>>214845646Stewart always takes time to meet the fans.
Dr. Goonian Goong
>>214845677We really don’t
>>214845677i got u
>>214845665good call, so put it this way from season 3 until at least s5 episodes like that are the norm not the standout, most people remember it being a s3 episode
no trek tonight on metv i guess. but i got a laugh at this outrageously long description for the three stoogesalso sven is the man so i included him
>>214845696Kek, Thanks.You ever notice how stares at people like she's trying to make their head explode?
>>214845702Great to hear that, i'm really enjoying the show so far. It has had some episode that have been extremely boring or just out right stupid at times. But for the most part i've found the first two season very solid.
>>214845510LOOK AT IT
>>214845706 , What’s the deal with the punctuation in that ? , ?
Attention on deck!
>>214845586I enjoy the first two seasons but there's no denying that S3 makes a sudden jump in quality in not just writing but also acting and dialogue, it becomes a lot less stilted and clunky
>>214845731enjoy anon you are in for a great ride
>>214845743
>>214845751>Metal creaking.
>>214845751>comical tuba music
>>214845745its automated and they dont bother to fix it. sometimes i post the listing and it has a wrong ep, you'd think they would fix the listings but it literally happens again on the next loop. they dont care/its good enough
>>214845774>Captain I’m detecting a gravitational anomaly on the brid-…oh, right. Sorry
>>214845793It was a cold set!
>>214845677Wouldn't that just be the same as watching Discovery itself?
>>214845563How out of place will this gender obsession be in 20 years?
>>214845751Nacho time will now commence!
>>214845832It's already out of place.
>>214845751I know the Voyager crew got lil chunky but Tilly fucking exploded like a Blueberry.
Oh! Hi, anon! Didn't see ya there, buddy :)
>>214845646You know, it's fucked, they should have at least tractored the thing into the sun to end its suffering. It's not just evil, it's also really fucking stupid, too. If it had any semblance of intelligence it would've faked kindness until it was taken aboard, and if it was properly intelligent it would've waited until they reached an outpost/starbase/planet.
>>214846022Fuck off Wesley
>>214845951How did they prevent this in TNG et. al.?Cups?Padding?Tucking?
>>214846044That's Emperor Crusher to you.
>>214846033
>>214846022>Computer setup my Blood Meridian program, Scalping time!
>>214846105Between the horrible combat, the insistence on cramming nushit in, and the pay to win microtransactions, why isn’t this more popular?
>>214845646modern dating be like
>>214846117Is the gorn gooning or are you gooning to the gorn? Who goons to the gooners?
>>214846152I do
>>214846152>Who goons to the gooners?Metrons.
>>214846132Being fair to the devs, there's no way they'd have included nutrek shit if it weren't mandated by Paramount. Also, for what its worth, they always make nutrek mirror characters complete villains while you often join forces with mirror oldtrek to fight them. Your mirror doppelganger shoots Captain Killy in the face and watches her disintegrate with abject indifference.
>>214846241Don’t care, not watching
>>214846085They only hired actors with tiny penises?The women, on the other hand...
>>214846269She doesn’t appear to have a penis but her boobs are clearly different sizes. I like that
>>214846263Hey, I'm not trying to convince you to play STO man, the other two points are completely valid and not playing is completely understandable.
>>214846403I kind of want to play again but I hate that there's no top tier dps ship that deals damage with beams instead of cannons. I want to just do damage with my phasers and torpedos, I don't want to deploy fighters or any of that bullshit -- never felt very Trek to me
>>214813162
nigga heil wheaton
>>214846467I pretty much only do broadside beam builds these days, could never get cannon builds working, always died too fast. Don't do fighters either, but thankfully some dreadnoughts allow you to launch frigates which make way more sense as a patrol than a swarm of fucking shuttles.
>>214846547And freighters? What of them?
>>214846475>wheatonOh shit, Im from Wheaton, Illinois!
>>214846617Not sure what you mean, there are some you can fly, but I don't think any are T6, so it's just like an aesthetic or RP thing. There's a couple you can call in with a transponder, too.
>>214846547That does make more sense. Are there any Constitution or Galaxy class ships in the game you can build like that and buy on the spendie market?Also, the freighter guy is memeing. Be careful, he's dangerous.
>>214846475
>>214846661
>>214846681you get them in base game, but once you start dealing with shit like the borg and the dominion etc they aren't worth much
>>214846719I know that, anon, but they also release variations and shit in the spendie market with the unique tier 6 traits or whatever the fuck they are, was wondering if there was a good beam shit with one of those classic designs. Somebody told me there's a Terran Constitution class set up for cannons but... cannons. And another one was a carrier.
>>214846719
>>214846681Oh god, I forgot about the freighter thing. Connie has a few good options, Galaxy has a ton of options. You can run practically anything as a beam boat as long as you have some repair abilities. The Mirror Universe bundle that's $60 includes a T6 Galaxy dreadnought that's excellent for that kind of build, plus you get to use I.S.S. on any ship.>>214846695If it makes you feel any better, there's a special player ship called the Tuffli freighter that can give unique high-reward DOff assignments that make it very valuable
>>214846547STO was way better before they nerfed the shit out of science abilities. You used to be able to run disabler builds that took shields offline and made enemies more susceptible to damage. Not anymore. Devs fucking hate science and engineer toons.
>>214846796
>>214846816Agree fully, I still run my Tarantula with full thematic web consoles, still works okay but man, used to just fucking melt everything.
>>214845743Why was TNG obsessed with onesie outfits
>>214846547>>214846816>>214846796>>214846681literally just get a Romulan Warbird, slap torpedos into all fore slots, and mine launchers into all aft slotssit in stealthturn autofire on all slotssit at 9.9km???profit
>>214846796Thanks, anon. 60 bucks is a lot but fuck it, it's Star Trek.>>214846836Black eyes, like a doll's eyes...Anyway, name my character.
>>214846926I'm still trying to convince myself not to drop 120 on a bundle just to get a single starship trait
This firing pattern is weird. The phaser blasts don't make sense in relation to the actual position of the Klingon ships.
>>214846878where are you Im flying all around ESD and I dont see your gay tholian ass
>>214846904It’s the way of the future man. Way of the future >if only you knew how cold my balls really were
>>214845751Honestly, I would (if the gravity was turned down)
>>214846969Been answered before.They are paying for VFX once and only once and by Gene they'll get their monies worth out of a shot they can reuse!
>>214847051literally built for star trek pon farr
>>214847077>t.
>>214847028I feel like you stop seeing the civvies walking around after season 1 as well
>>214846910This also sounds basedI have a good Klingon ship but not a good Romulan one
>>214847179I think they realized after addressing it on the show that having the flagship full of kids and civilians was kinda dumb and played it down unless it was necessary as a plot device of some kind
>>214847206It is based, but I am poor so I can't afford a lot of the consoles and traits that really make it pop. Soon I'll have the rep trait that makes targetable torpedoes faster so that I'll make it much better.
>>214847051carrot top was another victim
>the bid is 200 jumja sticks. Do I hear 250? No sir, you may not bid in stem bolts, I don’t care if they’re self-sealing Any other bids?
>>214847386I'll put 5 tribbles on it.
>>214847386I bid 9 klon peags.
>>214847386Five bars of gold pressed latinum
>>2148473861 Positronic Brain that has been fed all Tellarite, Andorian, Klingon and Romulan material available to make as combative and argumentative as possible.
Jess bush is a cutie
>>214847386Need a version of this with Trekpu
>>214847028white people get to be fags while Africans got space sandals. What a weird decision in hindsight.
>>214847649Way of the future man. Way of the future
>>214846796You didn't tell me this Terran monstrosity has three fucking nacelles! Yuck!
>>214847734There's no way they could have ever forced Avery Brooks or Colm Meaney to wear that shit.
>>214847734honestly the weirdest part of these was they werent even standardized, some crew just had them and it was always background crew
>>214847758Pretty sure picard wore them at one point
>>214847734kek
>>214847758They reinstituted hazing back into the military in the 24th century. If you want to eventually be an officer you wear the skirt, simple as
/trek/ STO Fleet when
>>214847758Didn't they just appear in the pilot and were never shown again because execs believed it to be too wacky or unamerican?
ashes to ashes, cucks to cucks.
>>214847876You first
Who are your favorite trek racists?
Holy fuck "The Naked Now" makes me want to kick Wesley in the teeth til Kahless comes home.
>>214847906
>>214847897I really hate this episode. WTF were they thinking? Why would an advanced, spacefarring civilization in a post-scarcity world feel compelled to kill their 60y olds? Same retarded concept as the fags who kill anyone stepping on their lawn. Probably one of Fontana's (((scripts)))
SNW is canon. End of.
>>214847965It’s a preachy moralizing episode, they have a few. ‘Member when they made a Star Trek movie about saving the whales? I ‘member
Why were Klingons so mean to Morn?
>>214848008You sound like this.
>>214848033its funny how bad of a movie that is and yet everyone remembers it fondly. its literal shit but i'll watch it for the 50th time
>>214848033>when star trek makes you want to nuke norwaywhat did Roddenberry mean by this?
>>214848070The OG crew have fantastic chemistry and I remember it fondly as well despite the heavy handed messaging. TNG and Voy episodes about space pollution? Less so
>Troi gets mind raped in "Violations".>Mind rapes her husband because he wasn't "grieving properly".
>>214848091LD is also canon. END OF!!
>>214848111the cast is what makes it work. i think its a terrible movie otherwise, like 2/10. its only upheld by the cast and that its related to trek. i've seen way better b-movies from the 80s, but they didnt have kirk bumbling around in san franciso
>>214847750You can customize it to a normal one, i think.
>>214848230Is it better than this Lexington one? It seems cool too and has some agony lance phaser thing which sounds badass.
>>214848230All of the variants available to it have 3 nacelles, you fucked him >>214847750Should've just got a warbird, anon, they're kino
>>214848261Haven't bought it yet, just shopping around. Not a big fan of the fancy warbirds to be honest, I kind of just want the TNG one.
>>214848257The Lexington is better in every way for broadside beams, I didn't recommend it before since you were just looking for connie/galaxy. The Lexington is one of the best ships in the game and, by far, the best bang for your buck single ship. The only downside is you're going to notice like half the players also have it because it's just that good.
>>214848217Exactly, or Scotty scoffing at our lack of transparent aluminum, or all that other good stuff>dump our space trash into a black hole? Inconceivable!
>>214848202
>>214847051I get silly For Tilly No, rilly
>>214848290well I suppose there's no account for taste
>>214848317Ah well, fuck it. I just want to blow up ships with beams.
>>214848350>>214848317metacucks get the High Yield Plasma Torpedoes directly to the warp engine
>>214848350Then by all means, go for it. It's a pretty ship, too, with fantastic seating. All the variants also loom pretty, if you ever get tired of looking at it. My Credence and Tarantula only get the one look, at least the SF/KE vanity shield makes the Credence look decent.
>>214848410Fully with you, all my shit is themed space barbie or whatever console mashup piques my interest at the moment.
>>214848410>>214848463My last character was a cardassian in a shitty galor class for the LARP, I've earned a meta run.Besides, I just really want to play a good beam ship and if this one's meta so be it.
>>214848463Got’em
>>214848515Some of those cardie ships have really nice spiral disruptors. I wanted to use them for a build but I can't justify a lockbox just for that.
>>214848328>picks up mouse>hello computer?but then he can use the keyboard like a maestroi love it
How come theres not a single good trek game? Atleast star wars has KOTOR and SWTOR
What's the worst TNG season finale? For me, it's the Redemption Borg 2 parter. Just too much Borg at this point. Let it go.
>>214848521>they mock him>he immediately bangs the world leader of feminist planetunfathomably based Riker moment
>>214848574Judgement Rites and 25th anniversary are kinos of the highest order
>>214848591Literally who/what?
>>214848574>and SWTORimplying SWTOR is good
>>214848574Klingon Honour Guard, Elite Force.
>>214848574Elite Force / 2 are great FPS games with Trek theming25th Anniversary is as close as you can get to a 100% perfect translation of TOS episodes to game format.Starfleet/Klingon Academy are great if shallow experiences.People swear by the Bridge Commander games, but I never got into them. Fleet Command is also great. I had a good time in Borg and Armada.
>>214848607The best point'n'click talkie games in the Star Trek franchise. Probably the last time we heard McCoy speak.
>>214848551Oh yeah, I have a Damar class. It's weird that it's a science ship but it's the only one of those Intel ships that looked Cardassian to me.
>>214848618SWTOR is peak comfy
>>214848618I'm with the other anon, SWTOR is comfy. But only replaying the class stories every few years. All of the new stuff fucking sucks.
>>214848648Elite Force 2 is a major step down from the first.
>>214847758Tasha and Troi wore them.
>>214848728>>214848757I tried it a couple of years ago, and there was this mystical cave that noone has been to, and I disovered it. But then there were like 30 npcs constantly running around in my mystical cave. Really killed the immersion within the first 30 minutes.
>>214848337>>214848091Lower Decks is here for youIt's your favorite Star Trek crewThey're so quirky, cool and funIt's the best cartoon in townTrek's no longer just for nerdsJoin Paramount+ with your friendsWe have Mariner, Boimler tooTendi is trans and so will be youWe will breach final frontierBy accepting folks who's queerStrong black female is our leadDabbing on white boys indeedKurtzman's vision guides us nowBe inclusive and have funWe're best Star Trek, through and throughTendi is trans and so will be youNuTrek shows are here to staySupport all who's black or gayEat your bugs and drink your söyBe a good, obedient goyBuy subscription and consumeDon't use words "tranny" or "troon"CBS tells you what to doTendi is trans...Tendi is trans...Tendi is trans...Tendi is trans and so will be you!https://vocaroo.com/14BtBm4ZsV8S
>>214847386500 quatloos for the Vulcan female
>>214848838T R V T H N V K E
>>214848838Tendi isn't trans. Who comes up with this?
>>214848934The same mentally ill creatures that claim Samus is trans.
>Star.Trek.The.Next.Generation.S03E05.The.Bonding.1080p.bluray.AAC.5.1.x265what a shit fucking episode and a big waste of timehow bad is the security in the enterprise when they cant just kill one alien intruder pretending to be a mother of some random child while trying to kidnap him?
>>214848934>Who comes up with this?The official 2SLGBTQ+ consultant for Star Trek: Lower Decks.
>>214848950Samus got a baby in Other M. These people are mental
>>214848934>live-action Boimler/MarinerThat episode was nominated for a Hugo award, too!
>>214848971Sometimes the aliums are more advanced and can't be caught by technical means.
>>214848977>not involved with the show>describes it as "head canon">anon seethes anyway
>>214849061>not involved with the showBzzzttt! Wrong!
>>214848971If Enterprise's security was competent, there would be no show.Heck, they couldn't even stop Data in the "Brothers" episode.Seems like, in a utopian society where no one gets paid, "security" is where you get demoted to if you're no good at anything else, but still want to be in Starfleet.
>>214848934how come the actor of picard has looked the same for 50 years?
Shes the only woman from trek ive jorked it to
>Enterprise's security = Canadian Police.
>>214849090>nooo Mike McMahan talked to it>that definitely means it works for the show>also they definitely talked about LGBTQ stuff, not audience reaction to Mariner's arcDoes your poor skill with logic have an effect on other aspects of your life, or is it limited to your understanding of Star Trek?
>>214848934>>214848950
>>214848819I'm sorry there no cure to autism
>>214849157If a showrunner is actively seeking out your opinion, and that opinion is affecting the show's direction, you're a consultant. Mariner is gay because Jessie Gender demanded it. You might not like that fact, but it is true. The showrunner of your beloved cartoon cares more about pandering to some troon influencer over the audience.>that definitely means it works for the showJessie Gender has multiple interviews with Mike McMahan and most of them revolve around LGBT issues.
>On April 17, 2024, McMahan announced that he would be co-creator with Joe Chandler on an animated series take of Sega's video game series Golden Axe for the basic cable channel Comedy Central.Oh fuck... 20 bucks it's nothing but Conan the Barbarian jokes over & over again.
The only good thing about JarJar Trek is the idea that not only classical music was preserved after WW3. It makes no sense that Picard would be fond of that shit. He should be listening to 90s euro beat.
>>214849229Mariner is pan. Also, is there any evidence McMahan didn't already lean toward this sort of inclusiveness all by himself?
>>214845565
>>214847961in the 24th century, are the irish finally considered a distinct race to humanity?
>>214849269Man needs money for In-N-Out. Respect the hustle.
>>214849300
>>214849109Rude
>>214849295>is there any evidence McMahan didn't already lean toward this sort of inclusiveness all by himself?The character was portrayed as aggressively straight in S1. S2 was a sudden course correction into faggotry. The fact that this occurs in the latter half of S2, this might be a reaction to online activists' demands.
why does enterprice hand low neck uniforms to their large breasted female officers?
Lol so true
>>214849269>>214849310Thumb needs food, badly!
>>214849382I got the impression betazoids liked to walk around naked on Betazed. Imagine
>>214849362why doesnt this big nigga never win any fight he partakes in?he always get the shit beaten out of him
>>214849306They already are their own race, anon.
>>214849403I think they're only naked at formal events, like weddings.
>>214849398In-N-Out burgers and trans pussy. Simple needs.
>>214849424And funerals? What of them?
>>214849366You appear to have forgotten Mariner's discussion with Tendi in episode 203: "Oh, I'm always dating bad boys, bad girls, bad gender non-binary babes, ruthless alien masterminds, bad Bynars." So it wasn't in the latter half of S2. It doesn't surprise me that you got it wrong—you don't appear to be a fan of the show.
>>214849461Nothing that couldn't have been added in "reshoots".
>>214849382Troi replicated that low-cut uniform herself.
>>214849461At one point the ld shitposter(s) almost got me to give it another try. Thanks for this, I shan’t
>>214849419He beat Duras and Gowron. And a bunch of Jem' Hadar when he was in the POW camp. And Weyoun, he beat Weyoun. And Jadzia, he had to defeat her in combat before she'd suck both his dicks.
>>214849295>panGay. Just gay. Enough with this newspeak faggot shit.
>>214849382She's a high ranking officer. Why was she ever allowed to wear her civilian clothes in this position? And it's not like she only does counseling which could warrant an exception, maybe for looking less threatening when treating her patients, but eavesdropping skills are often required and she goes on dangerous away missions. It makes no sense that Picard would give her so much freedom.
>>214849459They show up naked but then ritually strip the corpse of its clothes and wear them home.
>>214849423the current lobby tries to hide this fact thoughbeit
>>214849362Worf is a perfect example of an unsuitable Starfleet officer. He always seems like he's ready to snap and lash out violently. Don't forget that he also killed a visitor over personal spite, and once resigned to go fight for Klingon causes. He was never going to be anything but Security. Besides, it allowed Starfleet to crow about their DEI bona fides by putting a Klingon in a position of responsibility on their flagship.
>>214849528does her missions include sex perhaps?
>>214849529That actually sounds like something that could’ve been canon. Sounds kino
>>214849461And yet she was only ever seen with Boimler. Clearly she was always attracted to him and the that whole speech was posturing. Her lesbian bullshit was inserted for the rainbow collation.
>>214849529betazoids truly are a savage heathen race
>>214849482Reshoots? You've lost me. What are you on about?
Voyager sure encounters a lot of con artists in the sixth and seventh seasons.
>>214849461Imagine watching a show with dialogue like this in it.
>>214849495I'm an LD fan, but I disliked Mariner from the start. The bi thing didn't help, but she was already an overpowered Mary Sue jive-talking-robot anime-tier character. I liked the show in spite of her. It's possible to be a fan of something without being a slobbering bootlicker of every last aspect of it. Of course, we're talking about a franchise that's almost synonymous with pedo.
>>214849599Flash animators can add small shit pretty far into production. It was all done over Zoom, so bringing the actors for some extra lines wouldn't be a problem.
>>214849562lmao. that nigga is a loose cannon
>>214849640>blahblahblahnottrekblahblahblahDon’t care
>>214849575Being buried clothed could be a sign of disgrace since it signifies that nobody cared about you enough to strip you. They investigate the death of a betazoid diplomat or Starfleet officer and Troi immediately suspects foul play because the guy wasn't buried naked.
>>214849640From the perspective of someone who watches a lot of cartoons, LD went through the motions of every cancerous modern adult cartoon. It's not Star Trek. It's a generic cartoon with a Star Trek coat of paint. Except Trekkies have no point of reference because they don't watch cartoons, so they'll gladly gobble up the slop.
>>214848784Mayb, but I was glad there was less random endless respawn in every level.
>>214849622I think the word was out in the sector that there were a bunch of wealthy, naive aliens passing through.
>>214849581Same episode, same discussion, literally next sentences:Tendi: Huh. I don't know if I've ever seen you date anyone. You usually seem to be with Boimler.Mariner: [laughs] What? Ew, no! What? Ew, that is so messed up.Tendi: What? I don't know. You guys practically sleep in the same bunk.Mariner: Ew, we do not! Ew! He's like a pet. Yuck.With your every utterance, you make it clear you're not an LD fan, nor do you know squat about the show.
>>214848838i hate LD too, but this is even cringier because it's in broken english
>>214849649Not sure what your point is. Are you claiming that episode was edited after broadcast? You claimed Mariner wasn't bi until the end of season 2, and I showed evidence she talked about it near the beginning of season 2. Are you just coping now?
>>214849640>I'm an LD fan
>>214848795I just can't get over those gigantic boots Tasha has on. It reminds me of pic related.
>>214849730>doesn't recognize an obvious tropeWas LD your first cartoon, anon?https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SheIsNotMyGirlfriend
>>214849712Sounds right, since at one point some scammers impersonate Janeway, Tuvok and Chakotay.Also, word got around that they had a dumb-as-rocks Talaxian cook who was a particularly easy mark.
Voyager's crew was way too bloated, They had 3 Spock archetypes.
>>214849679>not TrekOh, but it is. You can't separate Star Trek (and Star Wars) from pedo. That's one reason "true fans" really make my stomach turn.
>>214849775>biGay. Just say gay.>Are you claiming that episode was edited after broadcast?It was mid-production added after in response to journos demanding gay shit after S1.
>>214849640just like Mikael Prijat Stoklasa said. It respects the fans. That's why it's good.
>>214849687Point taken, but that was the plots of Amphibia and The Owl House, both of which were worthy for other reasons.
>>214848915500 quatloos and one jumja stick. Tsunkatse!
>>214849792They never became a couple during the series, and there was no evidence they ever felt that way about each other. Boimler, like me, seemed to hate Mariner.>>214849836>mid production addedEvidence? Or is this just cope?
>>214849817Not reading any of that shit. Don’t care
>>214849813That’s pretty impressive desu since Berman and Braga weren’t TOS fans.
>>214849792Is that an anime thing? I don't watch anime.
>>214849687I would the chibi dragon creature.
>>214849795And Neelix still doesn't learn and accidentally sponsors a prison break later on.
>>214849921You'll care when the jackboots break down your door and look through your phone's "pictures" folder.
for me, it's TOS Tendi
>>214849980Yeah I’m sure they’ll be fascinated by my collection of Star Trek screenshots and stale memes
>>214849990TAS Tendi innit.
>>214849920You never get your main couple together unless it is the end of the end. Clearly the creators hope for more so they are holding out. This is TV 101. The fun is in the chase.The series dropped enough hints in the show and its very obvious who the two couples are.
>>214850025I'm getting blind here. 4k makes everything so tiny. TAS, yes
>>214850052They obviously weren't going to continue the show after the end of season 5, given the world-breaking conclusion. And they covered Tendi & Rutherford in episode 406, where they made it clear they were really uncomfortable even pretending to be romantic.
>>214848337live long and prosperity
>>214849972Classic.With all these dumb aliens and scammers I can understand why there’s no major organized non-Borg power in the Delta Quadrant.>>214850052I never really got that sense from Boimler and Mariner. OTOH, the show but a big neon sign other Rutherford and Tendi.
>>214849972>it turns out the Bekarans all deserved to be in prisonlollmao
>>214850101Did you watch the end when he removed his implant and he was all flustered? Or what about on that defiant class ship when Boimler encounters the alt Mariner and he gets all emotional?Did you watch the show? If you know the tropes this is all clear.
good lord, one of those women who will not be satisfied by one man alone
>>214850178Rutherford was a cool-headed rationalist, and Tendi might have been cute, but was clearly tsundere. Even in the future, the rule is never to stick your dick in crazy.
>>214849920>seemed to hate MarinerAnd you accuse others of not watching the show.
>>214850187>cartoon poster starts inserting their cuck fetish into postsEvery time.
>>214850101>They obviously weren't going to continue the show after the end of season 5Cope. It was canceled.
>>214850187>still bi>still a bitch>still blackno thanks
>>214850137The Mariner one is a bit more subtle but the lady doth protest too much. No one who is not interested says as much as Mariner
>Trek finally has an inflation scene.>It happens to a dude.>Ofcourse! even Lower Decks fails at that.
>>214850273son of dob get ye gone
People wanted Mariner and Boimler together. The show went out of its way to spite them. NuTrek sucks balls.
>>214850314They were going for the thousand year old trope that (((men and women can just be friends))) This only works if the bitch is ugly
>>214850256As they've stated repeatedly, Paramount ended LD because of the nature of the streaming model, where the most important thing is bringing in new subscriptions, and a long-running series doesn't do that. Besides, your precious TOS was canceled after 2 seasons, then brought back for a truly cringe-inducing 3rd season, featuring such winners as "Spock's Brain". People who live in glass houses should wait until nightfall to use the restroom.
>>214850346>This only works if the bitch is uglyThis is false, I don't even acknowledge ugly women.
>>214850314I was there when /a/ got the news. It was devastating.
>>214850146That episode should have ended with the nygaeans immediately air locking all the prisoners as soon as they got them back on one of their ships. The frozen corpses of the benkarans would make soft, steady thudding sounds against Voyager's hull as she slowly maneuvers away to continue the journey to the Alpha Quadrant.
>>214850314>strawman argument>unsupported assumption>jumped-to conclusionI'll bet your lack of mental precision has several positive and wonderful effects on your success in life.
>>214850370TOS season 3 has good eps, Lower Decks isn't even Trek.
what if Voyager met v'ger?
>>214850434Janeway would have a found a way to destroy it
>>214850434Janeway would shoot it.
exercise punishment protocol 9 alpha.all of you.
>>214850415You’re just spiraling out again.
>>214850434Janeway would eat it.
>>214850370TOS had twice as many episodes. And one thousand fold the cultural impact.
>>214850434They'd ride a bicycle made of dreams into friendship together. Then it V'ger would betray them for some retarded reason and Janeway would beam it somewhere to be destroyed.
>>214845540I love how they had this one shitty prop cake that they used for every celebration.
>>214845563The funny part is, that they're so scared to out themselves at first... even thought in ST universe being openly LGBTQ shoult be as normal as breathing.
>>214850434v'ger as in vaginer saar?
>>214850552It is like when you are able to reuse a vfx shotjust think of the savings
>>214850582It's like 35yo Picard having a panic attack in the turbolift because the captain said his baseball cap is violating starfleet uniform protocol and everyone will know he is bald now.
I love how Kate Mulgrew headcanoned Janeway as a secret drunk to explain away all the character inconsistencies.
>>214850646Presumably you can get drunk on synthale and then dismiss it when you need too, so does the star fleet allow drinking on the job?
>>214850503I accept your concession.
>>214850699And I yours.
>>214850646Makes sense.>>214850676She's in the Delta Quadrant, the fuck is Starfleet Command gonna do?
>>214850582Humanity is exposed to so many different philosophies after first contact, so many new alien concepts of living. Realistically every human should be on some kind of new age trip, adopting all kinds of alien belief systems.
>>214850526>79 >= 50 x 2You're really bad at math.>cultural impactI'm surprised you even brought that up.>>214850676Who's going to bust her for day-drinking when she's on the other side of the galaxy? Right.
>>214850723One follows protocol because it is the right thing to do not because someone else is watching.You know that duty thing
I stopped watching Discovery after season 3. Some alien kid farthing galaxy sized dilithium clouds that explode warp engines, every time he has a panic attack was to much bs for me to handle. Did anything over the top like this happened in season 4 and 5? And was there any point go Grey? And how did he became a real boy?
>>214850716What a sad cope.So what people wanted Mariner and Boimler together? I sure as hell didn't. Did you read about that in some nobody-rando's blog?How did the show go out of its way to spite the 'shippers? I think the show toyed with them, but ultimately concluded that arc in a way that made sense.Your seething, unsupported conclusion isn't even worth recapping.
>>214850778you're better off forgetting everything to do with STD and not continuing to engage with it, it never stops being ridiculous
>>214850403Why would they piss off their most loyal fans again? It’s not like they had any fans to spare. Barely anyone watched the show in the first place.
>>214850646>Mulgrew headcanoned Janeway as a secret drunkDid she really? That explains a lot. Like, why I couldn't stand Janeway. I've had very bad experiences with alcoholics, and shun anyone who overindulges.
Who is your favorite Trek couple?
>>214850873The threads on /a/ disappeared literally over night.
>35 minutes of some old man living in a villageThis is trash
>>214850883This explains why I am so hated here.
>>214850778You're way more gracious than me. I dropped that shit when they made Harry Mudd a murdering psychopath.
>>214850887Kirk and the Enterprise
>>214850905This is my worst nightmare. Just like that DS9 episode where they implant you with 20 years of hard prison time memories.
>>214850778I managed to give up on Discovery at the end of season 2. The red angel thing was just too dumb for words. I heard about season 3 and how even the fans thought the dramatic tension fizzled in a really unsatisfactory way and never thought to watch it or go back to the series.
>>214850314>People wanted Mariner and Boimler together.I didn't. I was fine with them being just friends.
>>214850907You're controversial because of your takes.
>>214850883Voyager had lots of behind-the-scenes lulz like that.
>>214850905At least Picard finally got laid. That uptight prick needed it desperately.
Imagine shipping hahahahahahaha wow lame am I rite?
>>214850944This certainly justifies my overall poor opinion of Voyager.>before the show began, all the actors were gathered together and told to play all the human characters as wooden and lifeless, so as to make all the alien characters "pop" in comparisonBoy, does THAT ring true.So, that image was fun and all, but is any of this supported by any official, or semi-official, sources? Don't get me wrong... I WANT to believe...
>>214851002>>214851002>>214851002
Everytime I say I don't like VOY I get told to go fuck myself.
>>214851018Probably not, since it's mostly Hollywood rumors. The Ron Moore thing is confirmed true.Pretty sure there was other stuff not mentioned there, like some shit involving Kes's actor.
>>214849428McMahan calls his discreet encounters with, uh, Golden Axewounds, "Double double. Animal style."
>>214850944And then Ron went and made BSG>That's how you do lost in space, with no resources losersAnd then he ruined it in season 3 and 4.
>>214851064Fair enough. At least it's Hollywood rumors and not some stupid seething 4chan rumor.>>214851063Hopefully that ended when >>214813162 fucked off. The thread has been noticeably less crappy since then.>>214851092At least one more seether to go, it seems...
>>214850944>the perfidious greco-armenian strikes again!
>>214849113because he was already old at the start of TNG at 47. people don't change much after that point except to get gray hair and more wrinkles. he never had hair to begin with, but he did obviously get wrinkles.
>>214848971it was a non-corporeal being with the power to alter reality. how do you suggest they deal with it?
>>214845510Those TNG shuttles were so fucking ugly
>>214850944>>214851413"jamake highwater" was actually jewish, not "greek armenian"
>>214851413>>214851619This is my favorite trivia about Voyager, that they created the "inclusive" character of Chakotay, based around the teaching from a scammer.
>>214851619Isnt a jew just a greco-armenian with extra steps?
>>214851669Inclusive? He was discount Mike Tyson.
>>214851782mike tyson-core is very inclusive aesthetic
>>214851782>MINE'S BIGGER!
>>214851782>Star Trek: Voyager first aired on January 16, 1995>Mike Tyson got his famous face tattoo in 2003You have that backwards anon
Why the fuck did he have a Maori tattoo anyway if he was supposed to be a native american?
>>214850414That’s cold man. I like that
>>214851669When you watch it Chakotay starts off as a Mezo then a couple seasons later he's a Plains Indian.
>>214851953Cause no one gave a shit.just say its some obscure central American tribe.
>>214852008tbf "Chakotay" does sound more plains-y
>>214852008>>214852009>>214852033One word: native-x. See how easy that makes things?
>>214845681:^)
>>214845706That description is longer than the episode.
>>214851948I didn't say Tyson was original, I said Chakotay was discount Tyson.
>>214845813Benson really missed off Clayton but good.
>>214849687>Except Trekkies have no point of reference because they don't watch cartoonsdon't make me tap the signhttps://vocaroo.com/118S6AAu3zym
>>214852224because he boxed at the academy? it can't be because of the tattoo because Chakotay had it first.Is a single activity enough to classify someone as a discount version of another person? i don't think so
>>214850930I think the Chief had it worse than Picard, desu
>>214851999Still convinced Brad Dourif has killed people. Probably children.
>>214852526Bit typecast as evil advisors. Well he's done it twice.
>>214852572It's just his hollow soulless eyes.
