It's a total slag fest editionPrevious: >>214875367>>214878853
PREVIOUSLY:>12 (yes only 12) housemates entered the big brother house>Slagbros ate well>We declared the /bigguy/ as /ourguy/>They revealed a "never done before" twist of launch night eviction, which is a done before twist.>Viewers got to vote for three people to go up>App is kill, you vote on the website now>Sam, Caroline and Emily are all up>Who goes? They decide.TONIGHT:>We see who leaves the house>General launch night mingling and getting to know each other
Someone compare who is who from previous itv contestants.
It's The Sun so I'd take it with a grain of salt but apparently more housemates are going in.
>>214903800I don't care enough about these contestants yet to do so but maybe I will if I do. This is my list from last year after watching the first week>Daze = Yinrun - overly cutesy ethnic girl>Sarah = Hallie - awkward and non-feminine (tranny?)>Hannah = Trish - fiery black qween>Ali = Jordan - gay/lesbian autist>Emma = Channelle - drunken milf slag>Thomas = Paul - generic deano twat>Khaled = Zac - ethnic sob story>Izaaz = Tom - people pleaser bore >Ryan = Dylan - slightly controversial older male>Nathan = Henry - slightly rightist gay posho>Dean = Matty - camp gay>Lily = Olivia - young dumb loud slag>Segun = Noky - inoffensive black>Marcello = Farida - unaware insistent creep (muslim/arabic?)>Martha = Kerry - obese bitch>Rosie = Jenkin - ?
>>214903800Had to look up the names but>Cameron: Male Sarah>Caroline: Walking Kerry>Elsa: Chanelle>Emily: Tory Lily>Gani: Jeet Matty>Jenny: Young Emma>Marcus: This year's Tom (both Toms)>Nancy: Gamer Girl Olivia>Sam: An even gayer Dean>Tate: Generic Deano so Paul I guess>Teja: Trish and Hanah and Zeze etc.>Zelah: Reverse Hallie
ah luv at on ma clataras
>>214904042Don't compare the Lord Kerry with that pathetic wine aunt.
>I'm not like other girls!>I like video games and beer and football!
Fingers crossed this quare gets the boot
Elsa nipples
often forgets at 9 anon checking in againgot ket coming tomorrow lol genuinely just a coincidence that i've done that as bb starts back up.
>>214904222you silly silly boy
i'm sure there must be a way to verifiably prove that sam is one of the worst people to ever exist. something about the fall of civilisations or something
Sam needs his fucking skull cracked open to be honest
Booba
>>214904256just looking at him makes me feel so disgusted and really angry
>>214904222When did you last do it
She’ll be back.
>are you sure, they say, shuffling her out the door
Emily's massive chebs squashed on that table
don't believe the bloke saying he's a trannyhe must be playing some sort of prank
is that androgynous individual a bird or a bloke? and tits
The fact that one of them can selflessly choose to leave means that they're obviously going to some secret part of the house to play pranks on them and shit.If the hag leaves, they'll give her the deluxe room for a bit.
>>214904282over a month ago and it wasn't a long binge or anything. had a heavy march but since then has just been the odd day or two
>>214904222Doesn't ket turn your weewee into jelly?
>>214904316South East Asian "male"
I think Sam may have had some work done?
>>214904337good lord
the black girl teja has a really unappealing figure and chest
>>214904264Delicious slag meat
>>214904299Are they actually any good though? Without a bra I mean.
You have enough money you boomer shit.
Sam is one of those extremely performative fags that thinks he's doing other fags a favour by "being himself" but he's actually doing so much damage to their image it's unreal.Like the more I hear him talk, the closer I get to supporting Sharia law. If I was gay I would beat the shit out of people like him for making me look bad.
>>214904385there's saggage 100%t. knower
>>214904194Diamonds
>>214904332it makes your bladder go iffy but if you manage to just stop (not that hard it's ket not heroin) for a few months before you go too far it heals right up
Don't pretend you work, boomer. Also your parents should already be dead.
Golden Balls split or steal
Well they're obviously both going to choose caroline
>>214904424plenty of diamonds in her favourite place: dubai
literally emily
Not the first time he's fondled a giant pair of balls
>>214904469Anyone remember the guy who mindfucked the other guy into choosing split by claiming he was gonna choose steal and split the money after the show? Absolute kino
Already fed up with this sponsor tbqh
>>214904509https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=thJYw1EqaNQ
>>214904366The redeeming feature of black women is supposed to be big fat tits and arse as well. What a waste.
>>214904509yeah and i swear he seems really familiar
>>214904518It's no Icelandic Nu Metal Indie Jazz Folk Band
>>214904424Britain 2025 vs Britain 1998
why do they long it out this bloody much
>>214904604They have no other content
>>214904518>Lol, get it. we're faggots!Aye. Bring back Vinted.
Captcha: H00RY
emily is pretty fake
oh wow really? tits McGee is oit
Guaranteed to be back.
>>214904662She's going nowhere.
lol why would you just randomly back stab her like thatfuck this faggot
Burn in hell faggots and boomers
>>214904669yep
>>214904686Jealousy
well, looks like that's that for the GB news tory girl brought in through an agency to make things politically spicy. that's IT, finished.
>>214904715ngl she's got a nice fupa
Based fat lad already lecturing the plebs on farming
Muh inheritance tax.
F
>>214904686As if he's not already repulsive enough
good old /biglad/
i can just imagine the twitter lot fawning over how stupid this broad shouldered black girl is
Sad to see Emily and her girls leave
Is this what they call the Gen Z Stare?
Don't care about toff farmersPave over their land.Build Barratt new builds on it.Salt the earth so nothing will grow again.
fml this is like a Ryan speedrun. It's especially bad because it's a hot babe. She was second only to the Scottish-Italian chick. Fat paddy and plastic schizo doesn't compare.
Caroline said that on purpose right to gain sympathy?
Imagine Sam is your son.You'd be absolutely bonkers not to honour kill him with a brick.
>>214904795Yeah... Yeah... Yeah... Yeah... Yeah...
>she can speak 5 languages>says like half a sentence
>>214904802t. LabourCover the green belt in houses so we have somewhere nice for all the illegals to replace their 4 star hotels
Nope. Not buying it.
>>214904846Didnt Emma use the same thing "Ohhhh I'm old, its so unfair"
>>214904751Just look at that parade of mystery meat
ELSA IS OUR GIRL TALKING ABOUT MISANDRYBASED GYPPO BASED GYPPO BASED GYPPO BASED GYPPO BASED GYPPO BASED GYPPO BASED GYPPO BASED GYPPO BASED GYPPO BASED GYPPO BASED GYPPO BASED GYPPO
Based Cameron doesn't stand for any nonsense chat
Cameron seems a bit slow in the head
It's especially tragic because you just know Sam and Caroline are gonna get on everyone's tits and get nommed to hell and back.
I bet he'd come to you if you had a bucket of food
slagfest
Day 1: Sam cries like a girl
The gay looks like a 70 year old grandma with all that botox
>>214904940Then he’ll fit right in. Dumbest house in a while
even the way he pronounces words seems really put on and fakecan't imagine the neuroses this guy lives with
>>214904970it's so insincere it isn't even funny
>>214904940luv me chikinsluv be pigssimple as
>>214904977No wonder he and Caroline get along.
>>214904940He leads a simple life. I don't think not believing that cows love jazz is a factor though.
elsa was literally saying barbie was anti-men and she hated itbased based gyppocaptcha VERY RELATED it's happening
I hate this country
Who will be the showmance this year lads?
>>214905049It is pretty based for a woman to actually recognise that, maybe she's not as big of an airhead as she looks
Popping down to Elainesburys anyone want owt?
>>214905112think she's probably just been indoctrinated by the culture she's from but that's the best you cna hope for with a woman
>>214905109gani & nancy
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759092915146677.mp4
>>214905112Nancy and Zelah
>>214905109My money's on the quares again
>>214905116Mate, it’s waynesburys.
LITERALLY cannot understand a word Jenny is saying
>Oi, Pajeet, do your paki dance for me!Everyone yesterday screeching over Emily didn't realise that Caroline was the racist.
it's always funny how unmanly ftm trannies are personalitywise
>>214905172Rather bent this
Mad how thick black women are.You're not allowed to say it but we all know, they're all like this.
They're all thick as fuck
>tiktoker wtf i hate elsa now
Elsa's really growing on me
/ourguy/'s really filling up that seat
Nancy must be frustrated being in there with a bunch of straight women and a bunch of gay men
>>214905283Demonstrating his sheer power
oh they did it?they actually killed her?lmao
good facial structure nancy has
>>214905276That's this generation's equivalent of having a facebook account. No biggie.
nancy is way fitter than oliviaplus olivia was shit anyway idk why people were saying nancy is a worse her
>deano conversation
>buftyThat'll be Nate getting pulled over the coals
>>214905277Why is she cosplaying Boss Hogg?
Mechanical engineering and forensic science graduates going on to be naked butlers and tiktok influencers because it pays more money>why is britain so fucked?
Cameron is so fucking lost, jeez. Let the lad out already
>01:34 amWhat the fuck why wasn't this in the live stream? Literally the last two hours of that last night was non-stop birdsong.
>>214905349Tate, I should say lol
Where does one even procure pantaloons of this magnitude?
EFFING TOWNIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>214905353Most people who go to uni are normies looking to shag
>>214905313sounded like she's earning a living from it though aka a fake person
>Boing. Boing. Boing. Boing.
>>214905396yeah could well be degrees from Staines Metropolitan tbf
14 beds.
>>214905391Well-well, look at the townie pulling up in his fancy German car.
Is Cameron an Autist?
>>214905442probably
Can tell her dad's the white one because she hasn't kicked off at anyone yet
Hot tub on opening night = attention whore
>the mystery meat discuss where they originate from
>>214905348they should only be allowed on love island
i would absolutely watch leaks of nancy onlyfans content
>>214905386How do you even get this fucking fat? Even if you said he sits on his arse all day in the tractor, you have to really go out of your way to get that rotund.I sit on my arse all day in my office slave job, barely exercise and eat goyslop, I have done for years. I'm not even close to being half his size
>An island off BarbadosNigga doesn't even know the name lmao
>>214905460Her dad's a white geeky looking lad. They had him on Late and Live yesterday
>>214905486He has unfettered access to tallow
>>214905460Astute observation, I agree
>>214905313what boomer ever had a facebook account with a 6 figure friend count?
>>214905460You just know they're gonna "rectify" this with the new arrivals
>>214905422Looks like she's got a stiffy
cannot wait for my ket to arrive tomorrow
>>214905513Maybe mixed women are all normal its just having a probably absent black dad and a coalburner mum that fucks them up
>>214905442His reaction to be least voted in the diary room was very stilted and strained. He also seems fatigued in social scenarios. Probably got the sheep dog in him yeah
>"the Indian Guru"Sheesh, boomer, he has a name you know.
>>214905558She's so unintentionally racist toward him kek
>>214905546are you the lad from britfeel?
>>214905479Overloaded with "diversities" this yearBig titty white English girl already evicted on night 1 btw
>>214905106Why is a 50 year old woman larping as an expecting mother?
why has that john lewis advert just murdered the song "beat goes on"?
Miss me yet?
>>214905607its horrific isn't it
>>214905592>britfeelno i'm not a nonce
Sian Welby is fucking wasted on radio.
>>214905558>>214905574OI INDIANGIZ A DANCE
>>214905558And that name is Pajeet.
>>214905622just googled it and it's fucking mike skinnerwtf
that manly rabbit plushie of his makes me want to suck that guy's dick
ladsdid Emily cry?
the tranny passes great but its really disconcerting after a bit and you see all the little uncanny valley type shit with the mannerisms
Opinions?
Okay the boomer is based
>>214905693wife
>>214905619I unironically bought this gnome from Asda (it was like £5) last Christmas. She's in my bedroom right now.
>>214905687yeah but only over her lost income from future appearances on GB news>>214905693so so so fit and her mouth when she talks is sexy too but hate her regardless
>>214905574I can't wait for her to ask the ftm intrusive questions.
>this chunky slag has lost 6.5 stonefucking hell where's the before pics
>irish bird was 20 stone before a gastric bypassokay the fat lad has a chance with her then
I knew she'd look rough without makeup but Jesus...
>you now remember the tranny pajeet transitioned when he was 23There has to be pictures of him per-transition.
>>214905767genuinely think she's still alright in the face
Hate this twat already
Holy shit this guy says a whole lot of nothing
They struggle to string fucking sentences together, it's mental. It's like asking a toddler what they did at nursery and they just start saying a mish mash of words that vaguely match up to real words and phrases.Marcus is thick as fuck, genuinely braindead
Ohhhh Mr Vegas> Ohhhh Mr VegasOhhhh Mr Vegas> Ohhhh Mr VegasOhhhh Mr Vegas> Ohhhh Mr VegasOhhhh Mr Vegas> Ohhhh Mr VegasOhhhh Mr Vegas> Ohhhh Mr Vegas
So they just spoiled AJ's reveal on L&L?
wahey 4 new retards tomorrow
>>214905854Reminder this is the average person going to university for STEM degrees nowadays
>>214905872I was right, another black bitch incoming. Also looks like there's at least one nonce.
Most braindead house in a while? I think even Olivia had more intelligence than the majority, if not all, of them
whooooaoaaa mr vegas
>>214905546you got special delivery?
i need more of nancy in the swimsuit.
>actual old housemate on the panelwtf
>>214905893>>214905872What I missed that. Why do ITV do this to themselves?
>The new housemates have already arrivedGet ready for three hours of bird song I guess.
>>214905910Yep, retard focus group for public humiliation
>>214905939£3.50 for first class post or £7 for tracked24 i went first class cos it always comes ndd anyway
Is it me or do the audience look... normal?
Based, it's the Marcus Rashford girl from the /imaceleb/ spin-off.
>>214905944the panel has been better so far (in so far as i know who the people actually are bar the tranny guy)
>muh chest scarsOh god, he's a pajeet Ariel Winter.
>>214905978>Zoomer broccoli boyNay
>>214905978Maybe for Islington
>>214905976seems steep for delivery. the chocolate bar's delivery is about 4 odd for t24. t24 is either 1 or 2 days for me
>>214905944She's been on there a few times. I want to say they've had another pre-ITV housemate on but I don't remember who.
>>214906043Tiffany New York too
>"We sent her back to where she came from"How daring of you, Danny Beard
Based Fabricant mentioned
>>214906073Yes, based...
>>214906069
>>214906069>the face of the modern left
what is the middle one dressed as?
So is Emily coming back or not?
Mad how long lasting the zoomer broccoli head cut is, feels like it has been around and popular for a decade.Half of the cunts in the crowd have the same hair
>>214906216Zoomers are NPCs with no identity of their own hence they have zero sub-cultures
Has danny beard been on the ozempic then?
>>214906216I swear they are like every other member of the audience tonight. They need to be systematically exterminated.
>>214906262Needs to be on Zyklon B
/ourguy/ has the gay vote
i, forgetful 9pm ketlad, predict CAMERON to win the seriesreason is that i think the mood of the facebook mums is ripe for a farmer to win and he's a nice enough lad that he wont fuck it upbottom 5 in that first vote is meaningless
KWEEN
BALDIE!
DEANO
>Police officerRacist oppressor keeping the black man down!
bald militant black woman can fuck offvery tall thick northern white lad can fuck off too we already have a cameronold nonce can fuck off (>literally going "oooh i'm still young you're only young once oooh fucking creep)melted ginger pretentious essex nathan can probably fuck off too
Oh dear god, they've brought back Jordan and Nathan. And they're in their Final Forms!
>>214906556Creasing
Looks like the new housemates might be a little more interesting at least.
Hope the old nonce is maximum creepy to the lads
this shite's still going?TRIED to watch the last one. blonde girl was a qt. the sappy>the gay bloke and the lesbian call their partners!!! #pridenonsense was grating. i thought gays were just normal now.
>Beautiful woman
I hope she doesn't wear a wig in the house like Trish.
does this old guy know he'll have no access to kids in there?
That young white lad has a spastic melt ear. It's Tom's missing leg all over again.
>>214906654>>214906606He'll be an elderly Curtis Pritchard.
The ITV version of Shit on the Side is horribly bland compared to the Russell Brand version or even the Emma Willis/Dermot O'Leary versions
>>214906665You can tell he gets into fights when he's drunk
>>214906712For me, it's the Rylan Clark version including the midday Sunday show. Shit was comfy kino
>>214906712They need separate presenters for it
n-no ths can't be happeninghe was supposed to be /ourguy/
>Four new housemates in Day 2God this is such a mess. What's the point of an extra week this series if they're gonna blow their load so quickly.
zoomers actually say all this 'demonic' shit? fo rizzle fo rizzle?
indian guy summoning demons for the schizo bimbo
>>214906905Yeah putting new housemates in so early has much less impact. May as well have put them in yesterday.
>There's no distinction between newbies and OGsMaybe because there's been barely fucking 24 hours between them.
did ITV always have adverts every 10 minutes?
>>214907024yesyou just forgot because you watch tv once a year
>>214906881Grindr? More like Fattr amirite boys
...primary school?
>>214907147...containing the bones of children
George looks like Reviewbrah
this guy reminds me of Reviewbrah.
>>214907222>>214907229
>>214905486I put on a couple of stone when lockdown happened and felt completely out of breath doing shit like going up stairs at my worst. I don’t know how guys like that who are still at least 5 stone heavier than me, maybe far more, can deal with the weight and still have a more active job like farming.
Just caught up, so is this a trisha, a run of the mill deano, a 60 year old virgin and a freaky nathan all joining tonight?
>>214905619I prefer the doll from the Argos ad
>two deanos (three counting the mutt)This is going to be a long series
>>214907346has a deano ever stood out?
>>214907346Last year was worse. You had Marcello, Khaled, Tom and Segun.
>>214907364Marcello
>>214907409
"New" housemate ranking, putting new in brackets as they're all new still anyways:>Richard>George>Cameron>Kween
So what biological sex is the he/she/they queer person?
>>214907522lost knowledge
>Lost a slag>gained another deano
WOOOOAAAAAAHHHH HEHEHEYYYY
>>214907522I'm assuming you mean Sam the Supermegafaggot and not the literal FTM. I'm pretty sure he is a boy but a colossally, insufferably effeminate one. It doesn't help that he looks like he's of SEA monkey extraction. I'm guessing his genes are from Thailand, where ladies are men and men are ladies.
>>214907587Imagine him, Daze, Donna Preston, Nella off /imaceleb/ and Jenkin all in the same house.
They're all here now
I like the line up this year. Cameron, Richard, George, all have /ourguy/ potential, and lots of slags.
>>214907717I worry the inevitable Deano pact will be a big sludge throughout the series but we'll see
>>214907620That sounds about right.>FTMThat guy does just pass as a young man, even the voice. If he was always a man 'on the inside' or whatever, good for him. It's the nu 'queer' shite I don't get.
>>214907757True, it did last year.
why would you waste being born female on becoming male?
Nancy is twerking! This is not a drill!
>>214908165More slaggery in two days than all of last series
>>214907879It seems to be far easier for Trans Men to pass. I zoned out when the middle four entered the house, so completely missed that Zelah was trans until it was mentioned in the diary room.
wtf Nancy and Sam are chatting in the toilet
I want that Tory slag with the fat milkers back NOW
>>214908286I think its because its common to see men with smaller bone structure, but less common to see women with bigger bone structure. So they just stick out more.For example Hallie. The giveaway was the height and broad shoulders. With Zelah I just initially thought manlet.
>>214903537Quick question, I stopped watching this when they stopped showing tits nearly every episode because the producers got cold feet, are the tits back on ITV?
>>214908619No.
>>214907788he really doesn't after 5 mins
>>214908463such a shit twist lmaojust losing a clearly narcissistic and thus interesting housemate for what? does anyone care whatsoever about that eviction?
>>214908826I do wonder if they did have a second house twist planned and would have gone with it with the other two, who would have then been grouped with the new four.Then all the tweets of the anti-trans comments were found online in record time, and ITV just aborted that when she was the one to get the boot instead and save the future headache.
>>214908900>anti-trans commentsWhat did she say? All I've heard of are the pro-Israel tweets.
>>214908727What makes you say that?Would also just think>manlet>probably gay
woooooaaaah mr vegas
>>214908900>>214908936sometimes i miss edgy and cynical 2000s reality TV. they could do this in the show itself. "complete a task, or we're printing out your racist tweets for the housemates to read."
>>214908900oh shit i had no idea there was a twitter controversy but it makes complete sense given her background that she'd have loads of shit like that on there. you'd think itv would absolutely know about it beforehand though.
>>214908900Oh god, ITV is so dumb. Having both a tranny and an anti-tranny in the house would be perfect.
>>214909037Remember Makosi and Anthony shagging in the pool on live stream, full tits out and everything.
>>214908619You've seen modern TV what do you think>>214908900Having her go into a secret house where she has to choose a new housemate and then the others go to a public vote would have been more interesting for sure
>>214909050They didn't even know Trish's shit and she was in the house for weeks.
>>214908826Yeah I like the housemate selection especially now that they've revealed the new housemates, but holy shit that was a shit twist.I hope it's not one of those series with good potential ruined by dumb twists.
>>214909240>You've seen modern TV what do you thinkCould go 50/50 on that, generally its become Americanised (violence is ok, but nudity will damage a person), but also thinly veiled fap shows have become more daring in what they show.Back in the day you had one series of big brother that included a negress with awesome tits wanking a guy off in the pool, an oirish woman with big fake tits letting everyone in the house squeeze them like stress toys, a woman who was employed as a legal Secretary frigging herself stupid in a box and a blond slag using a wine bottle as a makeshift dildo. If only the new show had the same energy.
Sam and Elsa already discussing nominations
so did the producers tell sam to change his vote to emily? cos it did seem odd how he just fucked her like that
>>214910568He's a big gay bitch. I don't think he needed a push to stab someone in the back.
>>214909977>generally its become Americanised (violence is ok, but nudity will damage a person), but also thinly veiled fap shows have become more daring in what they show.Definitely. I miss watching Channel 4 at 10pm and seeing tits everywhere. There were some real bizarre and quirky shows on in the early hours too.
>>214908826I'd say it's better to just do these kinds of twists midway of the season.
Surely there will be a proper payoff for this Emily "eviction". That can't just be it because that would be massively shit
>>214908619>>214909977The weirdest thing about this is that other shows will blatantly show nudity with a minor blur filter. There was an Olivia Atwood show on ITV2 where they showed a gay bloke taking pictures of his arsehole to sell online with very little blurring. Not to mention Naked Attraction. The way ITV handles Big Brother is just really bizarre in general.
>>214911572That's it. The sign says evicted. She's gone. Finito.
>>214911626It's like the dont understand that the appeal of Big Brother is that its trash TV kino.
>>214911649They clearly want it to be their little woke identity politics freakshow where all the freaks come on once a year and lecture everyone on transdragpolywhateverthefuck issues
>>214911799Remember when it used to be the freaks are on parade?
