Hair Club for Men editionpreviously on /trek/>>214901148
>>214919822
Samuel Clemens should have been a recurring character!
I have so few episodes to go, bros. Next up is Tilly and the Starfleet cadets. I don't know if I can do it. Why did they ratchet up her obnoxiousness by 99 points between seasons 3 and 4? And holy shit you would have to pay me money to get me to pretend to care about the Gray storyline. In the last episode Tilly was in the middle of a sword fight and somehow didn't get decapitated. Might be the stupidest thing to happen in all of Star Trek. I hate season 4 so much. I should just gird my loins and watch like 3 episodes in a row just so I have less of it to watch. However, I'm more Klingon than those of you who refused to watch. This is the warriors way. The warriors ultimate battle is, at the end of a very long journey, being forced to sit through STD seasons 3-5. Also making sure you watch the Section 31 movie after season 3. I'm a different person after this journey. Now I'm just filled with hatred. Fuck STD. My main respite is knowing I never ever have to watch it again.
he got a holo GF this ep
>>214920121She isn't that attractive, Paris whore mogs the shit out of her. Binars, more like GAYnars.
>>214920176She has a very '80s look. Obviously, the hair and fashion. But she also has a Patrick Nagel face. I'd let her be my holo gf.
>mogs
I finished rewatching xfiles the other day for the nth time.Started tng yesterday.Life is good.
>>214919945>Stewart during the auditions for the role of his teenage gf
>>214920176Riker's jazz gf has a prettier face. You're just getting distracted by the skin and the outfit and the blonde.
>>214919976Should have kept Sara Silverman around on Voyager
>>214920454This. Trek aint trek without jews.
>>214920454at least it was a double episode
>>214920454Actually not the worst idea. They let the whale lady from Star Trek IV travel to the future and she was basically cool with it.
>>214920454Shut that cunt's mouth before I fuckstart her head
>>214920454Sorry, no jews with a spanking fetish on the Voyager. Temporal Prime Directive.
>>214920079the true battle won't begin until after you've finished it, when complete strangers will tell you that you didn't actually watch it, or that you didn't give it a chance
>>214920673Well I guess I'm well prepared for that battle. I've watched all of nuTrek in canon order and I won't let some shithead tell me I haven't. Season 4 is so much fucking fluff. It's like two tiny plot moments and then 50 minutes of whispering about feelings
>>214919976Hee
>>214920176If appeals to the kind of closeted homosexual who likes square jawed women.
>Captain Ransom>holds aliens hostageWho writes this shit?
>>214921448Braga, Brannon I'm a massive hack Braga does
>>214921469forgot pic
>>214921480Fuck you Braga
>>214921539That's what peak Jeri Ryan did, yes, several times in fact.
>>214920079I am a Trek completionist. Watched everything. But, the trick is. I don't consider DISCO to be Trek. So I don't have to watch it.
>>214921553REEEEE
>>214920555
>>214921553It do be like that though
>>214921914>tfw you will never stumble into a Chicago sex club and have the husband of Jeri Ryan offer her up to you for some kinky action I would have made her dress in that silver costume too, pure sex
ATTENTION BAJORAN PATAHKS
>>214921914Was Ensign Harry Kim meant to be gay? He's always running away from women.
hey its green keevan, funny how you can instantly recognize him even under all that makeup, I'm watching this now and I remember an anon a couple threads ago talking about it, you know it really isn't japanese internment camps those were much nicer then this, japanese weren't being tortured for dropping a mug they grew their own food and their was recreational facilities etc, I'm not saying it was great or anything but this is a majorly exaggerated, hell they were even selling food they grew to buy luxuries they had shops theaters etc.
>>214922279he was just useless the gag was he was always going fort he unattainable ones instead of the ones who were actually interested, like one of the delany sisters was practically throwing herself at him but he wanted the other one who wouldn't give him the time of day
>>214922279He did have some bad experiences. Like the female aliens who gave him a mind control virus so they could fuck him to death. Or the other female alien who gave him a mind control virus after she fucked him.
>>214922314>japanese internment camps those were much nicer then this, japanese weren't being tortured for dropping a mug they grew their own food and their was recreational facilities etcShatner hands wrote this post
>>214922591funnily enough no sulu's did he's one of the people interviewed in the doco I watched on it
If they brought him back would you watch?
>>214922801DS9 was good in spite of him not because of him
What if they got Roddenberry Jnr on board?
>>214922929they already have, he is an exec producer on some of the new shit i believe and i don't care for that garbage.now if you can reanimate Roddenberry and have his zombie corpse make a new show i would be game
>>214922801I can't imagine the kind of wokeslop Trek he'd dump out now.DS9 without Wolfe or Moore or Piller or Berman to keep him in check seems like a disaster. It would be all kamehameha battles.
>>214922801>>214923025But you know what, having said that, he sure beats the fuck out of Kirsten Beyer or any of the Nu Trek writersSo yeah, come on back Behr. Maybe he's got another Yesterday's Enterprise or two in him.
>>214923045maybe but i have the feeling he would want to try and be cool and hip just like all the kids in the writers room so he would go full stupid
>>214923045>the guy who had a LITERAL checklist of wokeslop that he tried to revisionst shoehorn into DS9 and literally lamented the fact that there was no troon shit in the show should come back and make Trek are you fucking insane?
>>214923093>>214923133You might be absolutely right.But again, after careful consideration, is he any worse than Kirsten Beyer or any of the cretins currently writing Nu Trek? Beyer wrote the episode where they torture Icheb to death because his former actor was a heckin' chud. She herself said she had only watched Voyager a few years ago.Also, she said she's the one the other writers consult when they have a "Star Trek question," so some landwhale who hasn't even seen all of Star Trek is the resident Trek expert over there.Could Behr possibly be worse? I don't think so. At least he knows about Star Trek.These are grim times, anon.
>>214923167>Could Behr possibly be worse? I don't think so. At least he knows about Star Trek.Exactly. The man who knows Trek is the one who can do the most damage. A spoon full of sugar to make the medicine go down
>>214923167>Could Behr possibly be worse?Yes. Because him doing it lends it legitimacy. I don't want anyone with any kind of clout gleefully ruining Star Trek. That IS much worse.
>>214919976This but unironically
>>214923205>>214923212Fair points.
Why did they let him pilot the Voyager class when he literally killed someone in Starfleet Academy
>>214923287voyager is an intrepid class anon
>>214923287You are thinking of Tom Paris that is Nick Locarno, they look nothing alike
>>214923287Different Tom Paris. Total coincidence.
>>214923309Yeah I was going to type intrepid class but then I went back and said voyager and forgot to delete class. whoops
>>214923316what an embarrassing blunder. i feel sorry for the anon who made it
>>214923350eh it happens, to answer your question he changed his identity so they had no idea that was locarno
>>214920454Only acceptable if every episode she appeared in ended with a gag of her dying unceremoniously and being replaced with a clone/alt/mirror/etc version.
Who am I supposed to like on Voyager? The pilots is limo wristed. The klingon is the worst aspects of Worf and geordi. The vulkan isnt bad but because hes taller than janeway, the camera is always ained up and all I can see are his lips and nose
>>214923443the doctor
>>214923443wtf is limo wristed fucking retard
>>214923443As a kid I always liked Harry Kim but that is because he reminded me of myself. Especially with his failure with women
>>214923382Why did Dukat go crazy when his two other daughters survived?
>>214923443If you talk shit about my nigga Tuvok again in this thread, I'll bust your biscuit head wide open honkey.
>>214920301>>214920176Don't forget that Riker isn't a normal human. Oh yes, from outside appearances his tastes might seem mundane, but if you take a look at the people he's canonically romanced they're all at pretty extreme angles. A half-betazoid, a non-gender thing, the head of a matriarchal society that acts macho, etc. It makes sense that his ideal woman wouldn't be entirely traditional.
>>214923484>>>/r/asianmasculinity/
>>214923489All rook same
>>214923231Imagine the late 19th century becoming a hub for time travelers and each episode starts with Mr Clemens offering them a whisky and choice cigar before siting down, quoting a line of the Temporal Prime Directive and how they going to get them home this week?
>>214923490That's not Tim Russ, that's Lance Reddick
>>214923505You don't have to be asian to be a failure with women.
>>214923524No shit, Sherlock.
Thats not Jeffery Combs that's Jeffery Combs.
>>214923489they kept dying in unfortunate accidents while being retarded, dumar kept replacing them and gaslighting dukat into thinking it was the same person, its what started dukats descent into madness
>>214923534for me, its brunt fca
>>214923534wheres the self sealing stem bolt
>>214923489For me its tracy middendorf
>>214923543what did fca stand for?
>>214923618Ferengi commerce authority
>>214923618Fine Cock in Ass
>>214923489>A bottle of kanar and an Orion slave girl would be nice. would he?
Does a black Vulcan still have the N pass or do you have to be from Earth?
star trek sex with shran
>>214923754Orion slave girls are too dangerous, pheromones and all, a Vulcan slave would be a much better option.A little cold to be sure but as long as you create a situation where serving you would be the most logical course of action she should comply.
>>214923803wooooosh
Remember that time Bashir thought it was a good idea to bring a kid to a warzone?
>>214924065His boss's kid.
>>214924065to be fair the federation has a bunch of civilians on their not-war shipsit seems par for the course is what i mean for the UFP
>>214924065Jake was over 18 and an adult at the time
>>214924623
>>214924623>>214924666Is this what happens to Janeway when she doesn't get her coffee?
Quarks Jewishest episode
>>214925430why is the color wrong? I don't like it
>>214925430What about the one where he crossdresses?
>>214919822>Wrong kid died
>>214925532We don't talk about that one
>Garrett WangWang LMAO
>>214923754>>214923803I've always been confused about Orion slave girls. Are the Orions the slave girls, or are the green people the slavers that have other races as slave girls?
>>214925778interesting question because I think this is the only male Orion in TOS
I wonder who is responsible for vid related?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKOjR4xC60s
>>214925802Yeah, we got more males later on, but I just don't know why a space faring race would use their own women for other races as sex toys. Maybe I could see Kzinti doing it since their women are basically feral and have to be kept in cages, but Orion women just seem like regular space people.
>>214923761Probably not. Black Vulcans have a whole different cultural baggage from black Humans.
>>214925802Why is keevan disgused as a 23rd century andorian?
>>214925430Don't ever dis Grilka swine
>>214921447>>214920176>>214920121
>>214926779uhh based
>>214923564Nog stole it
>>214926779They actually won that year though
>>214926997Does nog steal a lot?
>>214927014>theyyou mean we
>>214926779From left to right >no idea, fag, Data in old man makeup, no idea, worst doctor, faggy helmsman, no idea, sexo, no idea, Riker’s fatter, older brother Tom, insaneway, reading rainbow, no idea, Picard trash, more Picard trash, no idea, stop crying, shut up Wesley, no idea How’d I do?
>>214919945
>>214926779Ah insaneway is trying to destroy the universe once again, same old story
>>214926779Proof that Section 31 predates the Federation
>>214927079It’s dey culcha
>>214925778The Orions are the slave girls but they secretly control the male Orion slavers and all of their male slave masters with the power of pussy.
>>214922279He was definitely a coomer with the virtual reality room. Though I'd say just about anyone would be with that tech and being able to feel the lover of your dreams.
>>214927788Imagine the smell. I imagine musky lilac, a little like Klingons but with less rotting meat
>>214927845I'm surprised Voyager never brought one on for Harry Kim to fuck and then be betrayed by.
>an orion slave girl will never lock you in chastity and feminize youUGH!
>>214927887They did do an ex-dabo girl to take advantage of Reg, that’s close. Would
which of Quark's holosuite programs did he try out?
>Nov. 7 2024
>>214927968My personal one.
>>214927971I want his jacket
>>214927971>we will definitely respect your culture and your arranged marriages and chattel slavery >we will not respect your borders What did the Federation mean by this?
>>214928678
>>214928702
>>214919822Why didn´t you guys tell me Star Trek could be sexy?
>>214928925It always was
>>214928925are you dense? we told you over and over and over again
>>214928925It's always been sexy and risque, the very first misceginated kiss on TV was Kirk and Uhura.
>>214929096no it wasn't but thats a story for another time
>>214929109And that time is now, so tell it.
Plato's Stepchildren is actually a terrifying episode when you think about itThe Platonians could force people to kiss, which means they could force them to fuck each other, tooThat makes Uhura's line "I'm so frightened, Captain. I'm so very frightened." more chilling because Kirk could probably be forced to rape her while the Platonians jerked offJust weird episode
>>214929193haha that would be terrible to see haha I mean I wouldn't want to see that for sure haha is there a doujin of this so I can bookmark it to make sure I don't accidentally read it haha
>>214929125its complicated the first kiss between a white man a black woman shown on tv was actually a stage production that was filmed and shown, now a tv show was a wel a BBC production between a black man and a white woman, so its accurate to say the first kiss between a black man and a white woman in the US was TOS, however the first kiss between a white man and and a black woman on TV was a tv show in the UK, the first interracial kiss between a black and white person was a broadcast of a stage production which was a black man and a white woman first shown in the UK. And now you know, I am too tired to look up all the names and dates of those them at this time.
>>214929193>Plato's Stepchildren is actually a terrifying episode when you think about itactually it's a terrifying feel-bad downer episode on its very fucking face. you don't have to think about it at all lol
>>214929238I know, right? Spock and Chapel were also being coerced to mate with the Platonians' telepathic powers for their amusement. Horrifying.
>>214929125nvm this autist has it covered its complicated suffice to say the TOS one is about 4 years too late when only talking about black and white>https://fakehistoryhunter.net/2019/09/11/not-the-first-interracial-kiss-on-tv/
>>214927988go on...
>>214929284the state of this general
>>214920079>Why did they ratchet up her obnoxiousness by 99 points between seasons 3 and 4? Her weight also ballooned between seasons 3 and 4 but you're not supposed to notice, bigot.
Dukat rock opera status: the story of Ziyal is now done: https://vocaroo.com/18Q7uZYC2wcONext up: the Civil Defense chorus line!
>>214920437really makes you wonder why they didn't nuke the Eifel Tower.
The C in Enterprise-C stands for Comfy
>>214930052
why were American viewers so racist?
>>214930330chicken wing
>>214930428Ira is a fagot but gotta give them credit for trying to credit him with his proper name
>>214930138Maybe the actor asked for the change for better recognition. Nowadays on Foundation he goes by his full name kumal ranjeesh siddig alexander and so on. Kinda cool, no more need to cater to anyone
>>214930569>>214930668whoops wrong anon
>>21492892550% of /trek/ is people posting pics of female characters.
ENTsisters, I don't feel so good
>>214929038Why are Vulcans and Romulans so CUTE?!?!?
>>214928925The Terran Empire forces all female crew members to show midriff? How did they not conquer the entire quadrant with such ingenuity?
>>214930967is maximum warp of 5 that much slower
>>214931011Romulans stop being cute after ST5 when they started to glue prosthetics to their faces
>>214931080>RomulanThat's just a chink in bad 80s fashion
>>214931076Yeah
>>214931076yeah. the "warp" number is the exponent.warp 5 is 32 times the speed of light, warp 9 is 512 times
>>214931080More for me! Chum.
>>21493096725 seconds to Jupiter isn't exactly slow. You could do some serious exploring with one of those bad boys
>>214931080Damn, she's got some heaters under there.
>>214930919ah thats much better proper line up that is
>>214930330Casualties. It stands for Casualties. Or Causality.
>>214930428Fadil, but take out the D.
>listen to the sound of my voice and you will know that i mean you know harm
INCOMING COMMUNIQUÉ FROM SHADOW PRESIDENT, VIC "NO FATTIES OR BEARDOS" MIGNOGNA:Agents, the Plan is working. On tonight's Great /trek/ watch along, we will see the episode with the "great ugly bags of mostly water." But enough about Quark and Klingons. Before House of Quark, which airs at 10PM ET, we will watch drab terraformers in fall colored coveralls get their shit pushed in by microscopic soil creatures in Home Soil at 9PM ET/8PM CT. Next time a nonbeliever says "God made dirt and dirt don't hurt, show that person this episode. We will provide the accompanying polonium tea.The interloper has been persistent but our countermeasures are working. Soon our stonewalling will shut down the entire United States government, including the interloper's beloved Radical Left Deep State law enforcement and the intelligence community. There will be no obstacle to our continued Dominion. Trust in the Plan. Death to the Opposition. Some of you guys are all right, don't go fishing off the coast of Venezuela. Shadow President and Pittsburgh Rare Filet, Mignogna out.
>>214931469>but take out the DDone and done. Opa!
Why did they do it?
Who knew the biggest holodeck gooner was Janeway all along.
>>214932241Didn't he play the tune for real in some shots?
McCoy carries Mirror Spock's katra until Star Trek IV.
>>214922314suliban are clearly yellow, not green
>>214923443>The vulkan isnt bad but because hes taller than janeway, the camera is always ained up and all I can see are his lips and noseKek
>>214931932>Pittsburgh Rare Filet
>>214925778They actually aren't called Orion Slave Girls, they're called Ori Enslaver Girls, but the other name stuck
>>214932385So resurrected Spock is evil Spock? That’s some deep lore. Good thing Vulcans are too logical to be good or evil or that could’ve been trouble
>>214932742Mirror Spock wasn't evil, though. He takes Kirk's advice and changes the Empire....Which means regular Spock was evil. Wait a minute.
>>214932815This is what I’m saying. Deep
>>214932520>suliban are clearly yellow, not green
Why are we so slow?
>Perhaps you've misunderstood me. Let me clarify our position. Your vessel is being impounded. You and your crew are under arrest. Prepare to be boarded.
Alright STO bros, I popped for this appearance
>>214933410why is an admiral stationed on a decades old intrepid class?
>>214933450I'm sure it's been refit a few times. Plus, doesn't it still have some of Temporal Prime Directive breaking Janeway's future tech?
>>214933410where u at mf lets group
>>214933493I'm shy *blushes*but I will join if someone makes a /trek/ fleet. I'm still doing the main story crap and leveling, though. I think I'm just overleveled because there was a double XP weekend or some shit when I started the character.
>>214933410>STO actually had a kino DS9 arc going on>networks forced them to take a hard left turn into STD content instead>Odo died IRL and they never went back to the cool DS9 stuff again, Dominion faction exists basically for no reason and was completely dropped
>>214933528I'm leveling an alt atm, currently 24
>>214933532Yeah, that's a real shame. RIP. Rene was a great voice actor, I still randomly hear him all the time watching other stuff.
>>214920500>whale ladyHer name is Tilly,jerk.
>>214933532STO must had gotten Nimoy on his deathbed because all I hear is the whistle of his dentures.
>>214933616Bit mean
>>214933382https://youtu.be/HU2ftCitvyQ
>>214933752That makeup looks like it would be nightmare to apply and to wear, all for a 20 second head in a bubble thing. Weird
>>214933543>>214933528You know, if either of you goobers just dropped your @ you could just team up and add each other as friends. There's no danger, there's a low player count and zero point in stealing accounts with the EC cap being what it is. I've never even heard of it happening in STO, now that I think about it.
>>214933848I like that you can tell they bothered to paint some of the yellow squares, gave up, and stuck colored squares on for the rest of it. Very funny.
>>214933867I don't even know how to do that.I just found out I was following an outdated guide telling me to get Agony Phasers which is apparently not easily possible anymore. Frick. Now I don't know what kind of shit to put on my Mirror Lexington.
>>214933893I think they might've done that on purpose for texture
>>214934008Go to your email, hover over the "send to" field and it'll pop up.
>>214934009Ah, you could be right, also maybe they completed the paint, did testing, saw it wasn't working with the bubble effect, and compensated with the deeper color on swatches.
>>214934008>>214934058By email I meant the in-game mail system, I am retarded. I think you can also right click your health circle thing and click info to see it.
why was S3 onward so cucked in the special effects department?
>>214934115Berman.>Why does this suck now?The answer is always Rick Berman.
>>214934115Studio interference forced by concerned parents that were upset they weren't thinking about the chiiiildren.
>>214934115They realized Berman was a really, really good bean counter and they could turn TNG into an absolute cashcow by saving money on bottle episodes (and the fans didn't care, thought the show was getting better because the writing was getting better).It was still a really expensive show to make though.
>>214934185it's unfortunate because the show loses a lot of the early season wonder in favor of better writing/acting
Berman was our guy.
>>214934431
>>214934584Pitch us an episode champ
>>214934383>gene's self insert showing a furry the wonders of greenscreen technologyI wish I wasn't so cynical, but reality keeps reaffirming me
>>214934689Berman didn't really pitch episodes though, ever. He didn't have to pitch them as executive producer, he could just order his own shows to be produced. He wrote basically nothing from TNG to VOY but came in heavy as ENT's primary creative force (which is why it fucking sucks until S4 basically)
>>214934689the ds9ers logo is underrated, i'm not even a baseball fan but it's so clever
Honestly the producer is the company man to keep shit on time and budget and we could have done a lot worse than berman.Where do we rate Hurley though? s2 was a big improvement over s1, dunno if that was cause of him or gene going to shit.
>finally get to a part in the DS9 book that has any quotes from Avery Brooks>it's for the episode Tribunal, which he directedoh boy oh boy>"I was glad that Colm was in it, because I enjoy working with him and watching him work. And it was the first time that DS9 had gone to Cardassia, so there were new things to consider, like what the temperature was likely to be, and that kind of thing.">that's it.oh...okay.
>>214934906Hurley was by all accounts a positive creative force but kind of tyrannical about having things his wayHe would've compromised Gene's vision way worse than anyone, including Behr or any of the DS9 guys, eventually. That's just the kind of guy he is. He's a maverick and he does shit his own way, and will steamroll directors and writers and get his way by force of personality.Based individual but a bad fit for Star Trek long term.
>>214934961Him not being some flowery verbose fag is bad?
>>214934906Also it was both. Gene going to shit and Paramount going with Hurley basically ousted Gene's piece of shit lawyer who was meddling constantly in S1 and making it impossible to get anything done.So, Gene's very steep health decline combined with the studio getting fed up with Gene's lawyer and wanting a strong creative force to lead the show opened the way for Hurley, who showed that TNG could improve without Roddenberry's oversight
>>214935021Are you sure you're not supposed to be in the andor thread?
>>214935021Orion bitches leave
>>214923510I would watch this.
>>214935049It’s Avery Brooks. Seek zest elsewhere
I talked my friend into giving TNG a chance. We’re starting next week with Murder Casino.
>>214935141It wasn’t a murder casino, the aliens were trying to help based on the information they had available to them. It could’ve been worse, it could’ve been Dante’s Inferno or something instead of just a trashy novel
>>214935248It could have been a Stephen King book.>Psychotic Bullies>Crazy Religious Mothers
>>214934689Obrien has to fix the broken air generators which appear to be sabotaged and the station is running out before a supply freighter can get to them. Meanwhile keiko wont stop bitching at him. Also Garak hints to Bashir that it couldve been cardassian dirtywork cause hed know how to do it if they did. Bashir bothers Obrien but eventually is proven right. Sisko orders evac so people dont asphyxiate on the promenade. Just as everyones about to abandon ship Sisko orders obrien to keep the 1% remaining air for the crowd screaming at the airlock and not in the rest of the station. odo who doesnt breathe and kira in a spacesuit go to an upper pylon and find the sabotage and the corpse of a breen engineer. They patch it with obrien instructing them with his last gasps of breath in the control room. Air starts flowing, but Keiko has to give Obrien mouth to mouth to save his life. She apologizes and promises to be a better wife. Roll trumpet credits.
>>214935248Imagine if he'd had a kemono doujin.
Wesley should talk to Troi more rather than heckin borthering Geordi when he is working!
>>214935298Hadn't thought about it before but yea it definitely feels very King.
>>214935248I was under the impression if they didn’t have CheatBot 5,000 on their side they would have starved to death like the other guy.
>>214934961nm anon its a good episode.
>>214935380thats just how they solved it in the episode. they could have beemed someone down with a bag of money to buy the place.
>>214935322You had me at freighter, didn’t read the rest
>>214934961>” so there were new things to consider, like what the temperature was likely to be, and that kind of thing."”Oh he’s got the Trekkie autism all right. Remember back in TOS they went out of their way to inform us that planet Vulcan had a tropical climate. That was a nice touch of worldbuilding since Spock had already become a fan favorite.
>>214935418Several of the cast of Jedi Knight were in Star Trek. Here's Jerec.
>>214935517from my readings of this book I get the impression Armin is the most autistic like the way he talks I think this nigga thinks he is actually Quark. he takes everything about him and Ferengi in general so seriously and close to his heart he's like their biggest advocate.
>>214935581Michael Dorn also takes Klingon culture extremely seriously. Worf is a Klingaboo onscreen and off.
>>214935517Every time they've shown Vulcan though it's been a desert environment, not tropical.
>>214935581If you asked Armin if he was Emperor Sun Hai from Jade Empire he'd say yes.
>>214919945Who was in the wrong here?
who was in the wrong here?
>>214934961it's nice when actors are able to turn it off and say what they mean
>>214935850100% picards fault.
>>214935895>benis
Who was in the wrong here?
>>214919822> computer: please play Legends of King Arthur, episode 2, and play on my entry
>>214935709the manufacturer, they made picard a manlet and he's missing two command pips, making him some mystery rank between a lieutenant and lieutenant commander
>I took the initiative. I did what had to be done.
>>214935985It’s bad ai. If you look at the face he looks like one the nutrek fags more than he does Picard
>>214935989I dislike millennial writers extrapolating and misinterpreting from this episode that klingons must have two penises, just so they could be crass. Four balls I could perhaps accept, but the clear intention is that klingons had redundant internal organs. You don't see any klingon woman walking around with four tits, nor do klingons have four eyes or two mouths.
>>214936039i'm aware anon, i was trying to not break kayfabe
>>214936097i felt this way about Enterprise making up female "pon farr" which completely shits on the original concept
>>214936097What if Klingon women had four vaginas?
>>214935581Didn't Nana Visitor have a Kira headmate she conversed with?
>>214923543>>214923625Why is there some soft of Ferengi gubbermint agency enforcing laws and regulating shit?Wouldn't the Ferengi essentially be lolberts?
>>214936215yeah she is extremely in Kira's head but I get a different impression like she's just really into her character but Armin is saying stuff like he thought the scene with Sisko making Quark kiss the scepter was hypocritical and offensive because the Federation is supposed to be oh so respectful of alien cultures and here we have Sisko basically mocking Ferengi culture and I'm like this guy sounds like he posts in /trek/
>>214936253Because contracts can only be enforced at the end of a phaser
anyone ever have a friend who was the William Riker to your Picard?
>>214936379Nope.Because I'm a Barclay.
>>214935581>>214936282Yeah I don't think many actors would voluntarily do this unless they really, really liked the character.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sUYcJ5lOBI
>>214936282Patrick Stewart had the fish removed from Picard's ready room because he believed in the trek future world people wouldn't keep such things as pets.It's good when actors get autistic about the world they're pretending to be in. Especially when you got dozens of writers who may not give a shit about the thing they're writing for at all. You have seen what happens in modern media when you have writers who don't give a shit writing for a property...So at least SOMEONE on set gives a shit in this case.
>>214936282He was right though, Sisko was doing it on purpose just to fuck with him, which is fair imo since Quark is always on his bullshit
>>214936467i agree. i really like this book and getting to read the actors little thoughts about their characters in certain episodes. that's why I wish there was more from Avery Brooks it's really a noticeable lack. I can only assume this author was probably scared to bother him or something.
>>214936523From what I understand Avery Brooks may be a mad man.
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Dukat rock opera update:This really shouldn't have come out as a duet but I kind of like it this way. The Civil Defense song. https://vocaroo.com/15OJTnmv0TD0
DS9 Kino commencing in 5 minutes
>>214936616House of Quark is a kino episode and should be enjoyed
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>>214936467Why would he assume the fish were real fish. They could have been hologram fish or robotic fish. It would not be so different from a screen saver like After Dark.People like looking at things even artificial things. It brightens up the room.tl;dr Patrick Stewart never understood the character.
Four woodford reserve and cokes, one hennessey double and a shot of courvosier deep, bring on some KLINGON TITTIES
ABSOLUTE MENSCH
Vaalism is the one true religion. Really blows that jesus crap right out of the water.
No Gods, No KingsOnly Ferengi
>>214936759you know what was blown? that guy who stepped on the exploding rock
>DS9 watchalong>its a black girls love jewish cock episode
>>214936790Name three
>>214936780There's no way this stuntman didn't get fucked up by this
>>214936807Heres four
>>214936759ahem, this thread is a Landru threadThe red hour is the best hour
Rom is a retardBut a Grand Negus
Why didn't wall panels, tri-corders or comms badges have adverts in them? Why didn't crewmen spend more time taking pictures and videos of themselves and sharing them with their friends and peers? Why didn't they go to the ship's doctor to have body modifications to look better for their videos and pictures? I don't understand this future.
>>214936731>Be Miles OBrien>Enlist in Starfleet>Fight in a war against space Nazis>Kill dozens of spoon heads.>The war was hell.>Changed you from an optimistic lad that wouldn't hurt a fly to a bloody killer. A damn good killer.>War is over.>Transfer to the enterprise.>Flagship. Will be mostly going on diplomatic missions and surely won't get up to anything all that crazy.>First God damned mission your captain gets you in a tussle with some alien god.
>freighters mentioned
I forgot about this Keiko B plot
Shall we end this charȁde?
Keiko fucking sucks and if she were my teacher id give her a shitty ratemyprofessor review.
i read in the book that Odo's costume is different because Rene really liked the one they made for Crossover better and asked if they could change his normal costume to be like it
>>214923167Why don’t they check Memory Alpha like good autistic nerds?
>>214936901>eventually decide life on the flag ship is a little too hectic for you and your young family >take a job in some boring backwater station, somewhere safe and stable >turns out it’s next to a wormhole adjacent to spoonhead territory and the people on the other side of the wormhole don’t really appreciate you letting random assholes into their space Who was in the wrong here?
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>>214936986KeikoEvidence:Every time there was something that would be life or death, Miles volunteered for it. Which means he really was trying to get away.
>>214937053Makes sense to me
>>214936966that's what the landwhale does, since she's only (allegedly) watched voyager
>>214922314These guys look like that fancy stoneground mustard that costs way too much
>>214936467>no pets in the future>on a ship where the robot's cat's mate is a mystery because there are so many other cats on boardcurious
>>214937325a cat is pretty different from a lionfish
>>214937473He is a pretty cat
>>214937261I'm pretty sure it's oatmeal on their faces
>>214937261>fancy stone ground mustard >simply mustard without synthetic yellow dye21st century human education everyone
horsey mustard >>>>> all
>Universal translator doesn't work on catsExplain this
