More housemates? More housemates!!Previous: >>214903537
PREVIOUSLY:>Emily was evicted>The housemates settled in>The housemates weren't afraid to instantly get into the hot tubTONIGHT:>New housemates already>ON DAY 2
Also may as well ask, since we had a couple threads on the regular Traitors last year, and this is usually followed up with /imaceleb/ is anyone else interested in celeb traitors threads? Just gaging interest.
>>214929456This is a shit OP image
>>214929656Phwoar, her arse is gigantic!
>>214929798I fucked up and selected the wrong thing kek it was unironically this. And I couldnt delete the thread.
>>214929712As expected of Traitors that's a pretty grim line-up. Mark Boner is cool tho, wish he'd do /imaceleb/.
Where can I watch it live lads i'm on the computer.
>>214929845https://www.itv.com/watch?channel=itv2
>>214929845ITV2 with VPN
>>214929863 >>214929864Nice one hopefully we get the Tory Bird back with the fat tits.
Lurch looking motherfucker
This lad gives me the creeps
>>214929878Lad needs to hit the gym, his posture is so stiff
They've only gone and blackwashed Kerry.
>>214929656Fucking over Emily like they did has left me with a very negative feeling about this show now
GEORGE AND CAMERON YES
>>214929883Nonce o n c e
would impregnate nancy. think i'd pull it off too.
Richard must be protected at all costs.
I like this cast better than last years. Far more people that I like.
So this Deano is basically Tom 2.0 but with a wonky ear instead of a missing foot. What a melt.
>>214929942Richard is a Based Nonce like Kevin Spacey. George is a Cringe Nonce, the nigger of nonces.
>>214929942The three types of gays
>>214929883He has a crock of gold somewhere
Ok, the ginger nonce is based for snubbing the barren boomer cunt
What the fuck is in her MOUTH?
These new housemates are great desu
Is Richard our guy?
>demon sex talk
Immediate fat shaming. Based or cringe?
>>214930040Is that a fucking gum ring?! Imagine being this cunt's dentist.
>>214930086Based.
>>214930086he seems pretty based desu
>caroline saying she got "shut down" because she interrupted someone else's convo and they didn't instantly drop what they were talking about to pay attention to her
Fucking hell this ginger ninja is taking no prisoners!
Cameron, George and Richard are the top three.
Imagine being this guy>Nearing your 40's>Always wanted to get into acting>Decide to give it one more shot before it's too late>Finally get the call>Typecast as retail workerI can't imagine anything worse...
>>214930179You mean fat farmer Cameron and not NPC Deano Cameron, right.
>>214930229Yeah original Cameron. I say original like it hasn't been only 24 hours.
Crazy how Gani is just the boomer's pet ethnic now.
I guarantee this old bird gives the best fucking blowjobs. You can just tell.
often forgets it's on at 9 anon here lads. the ket came and thats all good but ive had a right old mare with my internet. my phone has stopped working as a hotspot unless its right next to my laptop idk why. and that's how i get internet at my end of the house..... cos the wifi jsut wont reach here and so my phone extends it. anyway yah i'm fucked for internet so have had to move m ps5 to the door where i leav emy phone to hotspot as thats where it reaches to, and use my ps5 to streamt he show and then use my phone internet and phone as hotspot to post. but EE block 4chan unless i cuck call them saying i want my wank pass so i am using proxy so if my flag is netherlands or st it's that. oh wait this is /tv/ haha doesnt matter
>>214930086Forget Ali, this is the true Red Witch.
Hate this Deano already
i actually think this cast could be good cos they've gone for a couple of freaks
>>214930272Where do you get ur ket from fella the dark web?
Richard is a Chad Volcel.
This guy has more red flags than a Chinese military parade
>>214930334These four people have changed the dynamic instantly.
>>214930272i remember you from the last thread. was 1dd then? am doing an order for tapentadol and xanax. tempted to get a gram of meow meow too
>>214929883Literally the villain Arcade from Marvel comics.
This whole "adopted son" son is sus
would love to see the negress fuck the italian scot
Bit behind, George is clearly /ourguy/ right?
>>214930388Who adopts a grown man? Weird as fuck
>>214930388His adopted son called him daddy if you know what I mean.
>>214930263Would, and I don't even think I would be ashamed about it.
wtf the OG Deano is half-Pole! So is the "Scottish Italian".
>>214930394not sure i can support someone who seems to be a paedophile
>>214930352He said he wants to get married
Incel George vs Volcel Richard
someone's cock is in my bumhole,somebody's lickin ma bell
F
>'E'S A VAAAAAAB A VAAAAAAABBBBI hate this Deano already
>>214930497
>She says she's Italian, says she's Polish. Make your mind up, love.Holy based George! Also pleasantly surprised at the Easter Egg's underwhelming counter. Someone else would have started a full on row over that.
>>214930599I feel he won't last long
>>214930574me willies gone big
Wait, Zelah had to prove that he was a woman?
"Your a great guy Zelah"
>I think you're a great "guy", Zelah. Lmfao
>>214930574I feel her ditziness is an act
So whoever's up against the tranny us gone
>>214930714
Are the faggot and the boomer immune from the Evil Eye this week?
>>214930751No. But they won't pick them as they were saying in the snug its not fair to.
>I don't personally hate you, Zelah, but what you represent is the death of Western civilisation so I'm giving you the Evil Eye.Geez, George, tell us how you really feel.
will looking very twinky
>>214930805He's way too past twink death to call twinky
>>214930805Pretty sure you have to be younger than 60 to still qualify as a twink.
The autism is strong with this one
Can't understand this Irish bitch at all
Yeah, you sure know who Peter Ustinov is you Irish cow.
>Being a bald black womanFUCK OFF NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>214930874This nigga is the house pimp
Cameron just sat there while Johnny Cash - Hurt plays in his head
Proper tight little spinner this one
>>214930970Same energy
Would it be any surprise to you to learn that the twitter fave to win is Feyisola?
Ok, I hope this faggot gets evicted now.
The volcel old man is /ourguy/Nigga lives his life like he's in The Wind in the Willows
>tfw YWNBAW
Did Zelah actually say say that buying a motorbike and getting tattoos is "toxic masculinity"? What a twatBut that does absolutely BTFO every single woman with tattoos though which is very funny
Oh of course Late & Live opens with a cringe David Attenborough impression. Fuck off, Will.
>>214931068That was some Theresa May in a field of wheat shit ngl
Did they lay off the stupid Twitter leftist indoctrination speeches last year or did they carry on throughout the series? I stopped watching after the first week or so because that shit is tiresome and boring
My big white cock's wet for seeing you, love.
Richard's "friend"
I see that Richard has good relations with the Wookies.
>MUH TOXIC MASCULINITYOh fuck off, faggot.
Fucking STATE of his mother.Looks like Madge from Benidorm
Holy shit could their skin get more orange?
>>214929942Rofl>>214930016This has meme potential, like in everyone are two types of wolves. Every Gay Man has a Marcus, Richard or Elsa inside of them, pray you get the Dick err Richard.
It's so funny to me how they keep talking about how good it is that trannies are more visible on things like Big Brother.Nobody is going to be won over because some troon told a story about getting shouted at on the street. If you hate trannies, you'll just hate them more.It's just leftoids patting themselves on the back
>Nigger the Dog (died 16 May 1943)'s tranny friendHoly shit I'm losing track of these motherfuckers.
>>214931287Richard loves a bit of Richard
A left-wing vegetarian doesn't make sense.
>>214930616It all comes across as a bit too fake and performative, honestly. Trying too hard to be the series villain out of the gate. It just feels like he's poorly trying to copy Nathan who himself was poorly trying to copy Jordan's snark.The difference is that those two went far because Jordan had a romance arc with Henry and Nathan with baked potato. Ain't no man or woman in there setting their sights on this goofy ass leprechaun.
>some diversity cunt on the panel: there have been some important conversations about queer identity>the brown broccoli hairs in the audience clap like sealsThis series is already on thin ice, it's day 2
>>214931222But his MILF sister in that catsuit tho. PHWOAAAAAAARRRRR!!!
>>214931361They've had this drag queen fag on every single day. I'm not watching another day of it
George for King. Bring back the Absolute Monarchy.
So who are the ones you like so far? For me Cameron, Richard, George, Caroline seems like a good laugh, Nancy and Jenny are good coomer bait. Don't really like Elsa even though she's also a slag because I don't buy into her ditzy act.
>>214931462I mostly agree but Caroline can die in a fire. Also Nancy is pretty low grade. I wish Emily stayed.
>>214930830Oh my
Wanna fuck Elsa right in her tight little arse
Cor, imagine Emily in the hot tub. Sploooodge...
So glad Emily is having this interview with Will and not the black bitch.
>Best bits>Arrives>LeavesKEK
>>214931462Fave: RichardLeast Fave: The Deano Cameron
>>214931580Disgusting stitch up on her, they would never have done this to Zelah
>>214931531She's easily the hottest in there, even if she is completely mental
>>214931610I genuinely think if it was Sam or Caroline they'd have bullshitted it like a secret house or some shit
>>214931626I just think it's all an act really. Still out of all the ITVs this is definitely the best slag year. Feels more like proper Big Brother.
>these advertsHow do people still watch TV nowadays
>>214931606Hoping Richard has more to him than "nice old man" otherwise he'll get dull and I assume the viewers love him already and won't vote him out for a while
>>214931662I swear to god they deliberately introduce new ones for when stuff like Big Brother starts.
>>214931660Lily easily mogs all of them apart from Elsa and Lily had real tits so +1 for her
>Emily fancied MarcusHere's your conservative "tradwife", bro. Into the trash she fucking goes along with Elsa.
am i the only one who thinks nancy is the prettiest? her facial structure is far better than the others.
Based OG Cam the House Pimp.
>>214931646No doubt
>>214931745She's a Slav Med goddess. Shame about the Scottish accent though.
>>214931745She wears too much make-up to tell
>>214931790shes Italian AKSHUALLY
Torchy!
>>214931745She's definitely the prettiest but her personality is very "I'm not like other girls"
Those babes behind Will would get it
what we saying about the cast so far? i've not tuned in yet, wondering if it's worth getting into
You wouldn't know good telly if it fucked you in the arse you sodomite pest.
Votes are now to Save. Not to Evict.
Deport this black bastard.
>>214932022More interesting and likeable than last years which isn't a high bar. Was "okay" at first, the new housemates have upgraded them to "good" The most slags out of any ITV series so far and they love the hot tub, they all went for the ditzy blonde character though.
OOO URRR look at this fat chinbeard cunt
>>214932111I bet they suddenly decided this when Zelah went up kek
>It was vote to save in your year, Danny.Yeah that was this year, Will.
>>214932022More likeable than last year, I have more people I like for sure, but they could be a bit dull especially if George leaves.
amerifat here, how do i watch the live feeds on itvx? isn't it supposed to be after late & live?
>>214932248It's on its own channel
>>214932270yeah i just found it but now i just hear birds
>>214932288That's normal. Occasionally you can hear housemates speak for a few seconds.
>>214932022>>214932022Going through them all:>Cameron BGeneric Deano>Cameron KSeems like a nice lad, coming out of his shell a bit>CarolineI can see her getting annoying quickly, but might cause drama>ElsaJust goes on about weird witchy shit and I don't get it. Seems like an act. Can't decide if she wants to go for the role of "I see dead people" or the dumb ditzy blonde>FeyisolaStereotypical KWEEN you see every year>GaniFun Indian sar stereotype>GeorgeHe's gonna be a troublemaker in a good way. Just said a ton of wacky shit and it's only one episode>JennyCan't understand a word she says>MarcusDumb as fuck>NancyI can see her being the bitch of the season>RichardCool to see an eccentric quirky old man in the series, it makes it feel like classic Big Brother>SamStereotypical camp gay>TateGeneric Deano>ZelahReverse Hallie>EmilyGoodnight sweet princess
Missed this lads but watching on catch up now. Very sorry you had to watch this without me.>>214929712Definitely here for it
>>214932411Give us your new housemate thoughts
Fuuuck they started talking about last year's series and now the birdsong is back!
>>214932540I don't even watch it anymore.
>>214932450George is intolerable but absolute box officeRichard is your key man everyone's going to love himThe bald one seems fine but wait for the politics chat it'll surely change my mindThe deano is a deano but not bad for a deano so far.Not bad additions so far, pretty fucking odd by all accounts.
>The Virgin Cameron B>The Pimp Cameron OG
Cor, Jenny's arse in that jumpsuit. Phwoooaarrrrr!!
>>214932974George is what we needed in Big Brother, just a twat who stirs shit. Richard is definitely a guaranteed finalist. The bald one politics chats twice in the episode. The deano is adeano.They're definitely oddballs and what has been missing from Big Brother. Very classic Big Brother.
>>214932288Please fuck off back to your containment threads Bauren faggot
Based Cameron calling out fake ass gamer girls with cat ears. It's the Deano but imagine it came from the fattie kek
GOOD GOD
Nancy in a sports bra and leggings. PHWOAR!
Jenny has too much arse.
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>>214934972Good job screencapping that shit. This has to be tomorrow's OP
>>214935166>>214934972OP here I will do it and try not to fuck up the OP image this time
