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PREVIOUSLY:>Four new housemates entered the house, well I say new but it was only a day or so>They have Big Brother's evil eye and must select two people to be nominated>They selected their first, Zelah>We now have our full house.TONIGHT:>They select the second housemate to go up
Caroline is a reformer and mates with Nigel farage?
>>214952382Based Cameron OG
woah mr vegas
alright lads it's me the forgetful fiend, i'm here on time tonight. off the ket for good i reckon as i went a bit psychotic last night and then threw it all away after. havent caught up with last nights ep really i only tuned in about 15 mins late and then didn't pay any attention. it's fine though
Cringe... Mr. Faggot
>>214952714He looks so chubby its cute
>>214952726>as i went a bit psychotic last nightMaybe Big Brother did that
i have a really hateful crush on nancy
Richard is as creepy as fuck
Me on the left
>>214952789Me on the far right
NOOOO CAMDONT WORK OUTEMBRACE YOUR FATNESS
>>214952757nah i was just exhausted and took too much so it went insane and i had to fight off a proper psychotic break has happened before, it's alright
>>214952789>>214952806Me in the middle but you must guess which
Bottom
>I should be dead.You got that right, boomer.
>>214952382>>214952714>my screenshot from last nightbased and kino update too
>>214952841Wanna eat Nancy ass
>>214952841Girl arse meat
woooooah mr vegaswoooooah mr vegas
>>214952841We've had more coomer content in these three eps than we have all last series
If Elsa & Marcus start an interracial showmance that's this series done for me. Absolute woke overload
>>214952841Phwoar!
>tranny can't stop talking about being awkward and transboring CUNT get evicted pls
>Deanos backing the Deanos
Shut the fuck up, Zelah.
I missed a load because of a STUPID phone call what's happening right now?
>He's Westcountry like me>like me
hope gani is gani go
Jesus Christ it should be illegal for Nancy to show off her delicious arse like that. She's practically naked!
>>214953039They're deciding who to give the next evil eye
Can't understand a fucking word
>>214953031Nice pic lol>>214953072This
why does sam pronounced his vowels this way
>>214953079oh yeah
>>214953084A DA CYAMERON A DA NIGHT OOT DERRY GIRLS CYAMERON GOTTA GET A BOOTH
>zelah and feyishola don't like pretty blonde elsashocking
>>214953084ye gat tae bukabuf
Right well this explains why elsa is such a freak
Get out of the way you fat fuck. I wanna see some titties.
well this all explains a lot about elsa's psychotic nature
>>214953173Do you think we'll get some Cameron hot tub titty action?
Elsa has really tight little fuck bod on her. I imagine she'd be very easily dominated and controlled
>>214953192He would displace all the water if he got in the hot tub. There would be nothing left.
just tuned in what's happened?
This jeet annoys me like you wouldn't believe
>>214953288They did interviews on who to give the evil eye too, and the derry girl speaks nonsense, oh and caroline had breast cancer and elsa was adopted.
My darling Dua Lipa show feminine penis
She's absolutely seething at having to let a white man talk for her
Caroline is barren and unfuckable so I guess she counts as an honourary kween
How is the new HMs "interviewing" the other HMs not discussing nominations? They literally all said who they would most likely vote out
Lads, we're gonna lose another slag... NOT LIKE THISSSS
>>214953352She let a little green guy talk for her. She'll be fine.
>>214953295Same, probably my least favourite so far
Did she just say happy as a colonoscopy? Is that a thing people say?
This season just ain’t it.
Would it be hate speech to just respond with "I don't care" when he/she started to explain how they've transitioned? That would be my honest reaction.
>>214953416It's not giving what it needs to give
can't even say why kek
>'ate pakis, don't like them, simple asFeyisola says Total Jeet Death
>>214953420>yer i know darlin could you make us a sandwich?
deano: fact of t'matter is i voted gani cos he's a paki
>>214953416>>214953439It's always shit at the start. They need to starve a little bit before it gets good.
>>214953416Needs BB to start up actual tasks beyond >nominate person
>>214953416It was always going to struggle to live up to last year but it's been a terrible start so far, especially with the Emily bullshit and the non-stop wokery
>>214953420Would it be hate speech to just respond with "You will never be a man, you tranny cunt. Go to hell..." and punch her in the face when she started to explain how they've transitioned? That would be my honest reaction.
This old nonce is actually a gigacunt with a happy facade kek
>>214953490Both him and George are fucking based. Zesty brown nonces bow to the Alpha White Nonces.
>>214953490what's going to be his undoing is being matter of fact about the process and not performatively emotional like the bald kween. the young they/thems can't handle it.
whooooa mr vegas
>>214953462based
>>214953482Last year was shite though
>lies about fighting for Gani and throwing the wothers under the busbased
need sam to transition
>Jordan was half indianWhere are the based jeets not this tryhard with a funny accent
>>214953582
>>214953549It was pretty damn good, they picked a good cast last year. Only the winner was absolute dogshit
>>214953621>>214953549>>214953482>>214953416I feel the opposite. Last year was shit and I feel this year is much better.
Oh shit
Jesus all zelah does is talk about herself
>>214953595Speaking of Olivia...
Are their any housemates with their own biological kids this year?
Holy fuck 2/3rds of the episode has been the tranny
>>214953482I feel like last year really struggled to live up to the year before.
alright i don't understand at all what's going on with this bald black ?
>>214953636They’ve got to send Ed Matty in
Based. Don't reproduce you black egg head.
This fellah's gonna get himself lynched if he doesn't stfu
SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA SAKA
This is dangerous misinformation from Sam
>*declares war on the woofters in your path*Based King George VII of the United Kingdom of Great Albion and Ireland.
About 30 mins behind watching on catch up.Sam's forced FAG voice is so unbelievably grating, I'd simply have to break his neck.
Hang on teja's gonna lamp her here
Caroline lighting the touchpaper and fucking off absolutely based
>Divide White British people and everyone elseBased.
>mongs poorly debate politicsi just don't want this from big brother
Nice arse on the Bristolian woke one
Can't wait for reform to win. The salt will be worth the wait.
Oh I love being white and British
>>214953630What is better about this year? It's been nothing but woke gender and sexuality chat so far. There were more proper characters last year
no longer an elsa the coalburner fan
>People are saying nasty things on the internetThat's us, lads! Smile!
OG Cam and Jenny going to fuck by the end of the week
>>214953653Didn't see that one
Who we saving then lads the gay jeet or the half jeet tranny?
Absolutely dire episode. Will probably drop this series if it doesn't pick up in the next few
VOTE TO SAVE ME SAR
elsa OUT>vote to saveso they're saving the tranny then
I can't decide which one I hate more.
Cameron heading for the friendzone
woooooah mr vegas
SARS DO NOT REDEEM THE EVICTION
>L&L with AliByeeeeeeeee
>>214953827Good grief, they'll destroy the house.
>>214953878Uhm I'm saving the gay jeet. He might ruffle some feathers
wtf is aj doo doo wearing
>>214953902frolicking all over the furniture in every room, no number of humans will be able to stop them
>>214953878I'm on the website now. I see a "Vote to save Gani", a "Vote to save Zelah" but I can't find the "Nuke India" button.>Sirstranny sisters this can't be happening!
>>214953878>jeet stays>some stupid dances and becomes caroline's minion (might be based)>tranny stays>half the episode is dedicated to patronizing tranny sermons and minion for the black qweenI know where my vote is going
>>214953878yeah i just went to go and vote and realised i can't pick so haven't
can't stand this chris cunt
>>214953932He'll be on the fucking floor in a second.
>>214953849Really? 20 was the best one so far.
Teja seems like the dangerous type of low IQ mong, the tries to lamp Viktor in BB5 type
surprise surprise, Essex girls a slag
>>214953932He turned a lesbian straight
never thought I'd say it, save gani
>>214953964after she revealed she was just some tiktok grifter going on about demons it became clear she isn't really a based trad religious girl
I'm going save gani as well but i'm looking at it as a win-win situation
>>214953969he's been gay with jake quickenden
>It's an Olivia episode
Rather have a cringey jeet who will end up getting voted out soon anyway than another fucking tranny squawking on constantly.
>>214953969>she was a lesbian
you're all so miserable
>Feyisola overpowered by Richard, George and CameronGod, that's an image.
>>214953795>"farage is divisive!">blair forcing a "multicultural and diverse society" on us with open borders and mass immigration without our concent somehow isn'tLefties ae such mongs, they just repeat the Guardian and BBC>she literally said "nobody is illegal"
>>214954020ywnbaw
>>214954020whereas you are FABYOOLAAAAARS babe!
>>214954029She has double digit IQ. Don't know why they cast these mongs
>>214954015Gani would more than likely get evicted next week anyway. Can't wait for the inevitable autistic screeching on Twitter when both jeets are gone.
>>214953948Wasn't it full of benders like this current one?
The babe behind Chris would get it hard.
>>214952934>>214952934>>214952934>>214952934>>214952934
>>214954029I'm not gonna pretend Blair didn't do insane damage to this country but this started long before he came along. COUGH Windrush COUGH
>>214954054Yeah but was fun
>>214954054>tranny was the unhinged histrionic type rather than the lectury "level-headed" type and nobody supported him>gays ranged from based to tolerable for memes (Matty with the Deano forgot his name)>the black qween turned out to have nazi type tweets and got immediately cancelled after the show and the other black woman was invisibleIt was kino
Somehow the most disgusting thing about him is the brummie accent
Holy fuck, Shit on the Side actually has a straight white male on the panel, has this ever happened before??
>>214954147>Chris Hughes>straight
>>214954100To be fair there wasn't much friction when he came to power. There was the stephen lawrence thing a few years earlier and I'm sure people were like yeah that's bad lets not have lynchings but you didn't hear much complaining by the mid 90s.
>>214954100True but Britain was still like 95% white up until 1997 and Blair, look at the state of us now
>>214954118>You've dabbled with aliens... now meet the genuine article.
>Google what Olivia's up to now>see this>https://www.cbsnews.com/team/olivia-young/This is freaky because they have the same name and she even sorta looks like our Olivia too.
>>214954118Baron Harkonnen looking mf
>We apologise if some of you were offended when Danny Beard said "I feel like I'm a smelly nigger cunt so I am"
>>214954164He's been shagging JoJo all year
>*makes L&L seethe*>*makes Danny "I unironically use the word People of Colour" Beard seethe*Absolutely FUCKING B-B-B-BASED
>Don't be all fart, no shiteI hope you're true to your word when by nose is in your anus, Olivia.
>>214954116Last year seemed to keep the wokery bullshit to a minimum>daze wasn't obnoxious but got the boot early anyway>dean was a catty bitch gay rather than a prancing fruit>everyone else was basically normal in gender bender termsThe only black mark was that C U N T ali
Mad how they set these scenarios up to make a political point but we're the only weirdo chuds watching this and its mostly lefties getting exposed to two sides having a discussion and mainly trying to not fall out.
I predict next episode will be the inevitable Deano pact formation. Then a task that causes drama with Caroline and some other rando
>>214954288Noice
swear they did this exact task lasy year
>>214954337It was kino woke eating their own. Crazy how the main conflict was the Free Palestine cunt vs. the actual Palestinian guy
>>214954382Yeah it sounds kinda like the Government task where Khaled cosplayed as Rishi Sunak. Remember Izaaz had to stay up all night and got pissy kek
For me, it's the baby task.
>>214954430I was thinking of when they had menial production line tasks, might have been the year before, but yeah its all essentially the same.
>>214954337>>214954389Twitter was hilarious they were eating each other alive. People calling Khaled a misogynist and people calling Ali a racist and they never knew who to side with and their brains short circuted.
>>214954337When you think about it, that series was obviously set up to be lefties vs righties but it just didn't happen, it became gays vs people of colour.
>>214954382You might be remembering the big wig task. Last year was the vacation, government, vampires, mobsters, and lab experiments
Gani feels like he was cast to be the Yinrun/Daze member of the cast. The cheery happy ethnic you don't need to know much about you just like them.
>>214954539I think Gani will bring more than Zelah, I think Zelah seems extremely passive.
Why is it always the cringe faggots who go to the camera runs and the actual based housemates never get the opportunity.
>tfw 4chan was down for the Jojo and Chris pissing in the litter tray episode
>>214954537yeah will be that one
>>214954511>gays vs people of colourIt was a straight up race war so I did appreciate that Ali won in the end. You had the "Fake Vanity Bunch" with their pet one-legged Deano. Emma and Baked Potato were both aligned with Nathan of course and Sarah certainly wasn't part of FVB despite her banter with Marcello.
Still can't stand Ali
>>214954563Agreed. Zelah is too "normal" to be entertaining on a show like this even if they are a tranny. He/she basically even commented on it today with the realizing they're not as extroverted as they thought comment. All Zelah brings is trans lectures which are draining to watch.
>>214954574This year's celebrity was kino for that. They got caught every time.
>>214954581It's funny that it went down shortly after the most kino night of ITV era Big Brother (Mickey Rourke getting ejected).
>>214954389>>214954482Yeah, it was so good hahaBB did well last year
ali bogged? or did she always look like that
>>214954637Would have much preferred our autistic princess to have won (not the anorexic baked tatty one)
>>214954719She doesn't look too far off from last year though I would be surprised if she has been subject to mild boggening. Do remember she is like 39.
>>214954637>WE THE CORE INNIT>THE ONLY REAL GROUP EVERYONE ELSE BEIN FAKE>Show ends>None of them speak to each other>Sarah, Nathan and Emma all speak to each other>Ali, Daze, Dean, Martha and Lily all speak to each other
>Nigjah won over George in the endlol wot her whole part in the "debate" was "but waycism tho".
>>214954760Surprised BB didn't pull her to the Diary Room for threatening behaviour.She was chimping out and looked like she was about to hit someone
>>214954739It's also funny that L&L portrayed them as a PoC brotherhood when they gave Punished Izaaz the cold shoulder. Come to think of it I don't remember Daze and Hanah interacting once.
>>214954726To be clear, I did also like baked tatty (and Nathan)
>>214952841WANKING FURIOUSLY
>>214954784Didn't Hanah nominate Daze when she got evicted? lol
i cani believe it lads but i'm actually gani save gani after all
>>214954797>tfw a woman with dark skin speaks in your path
>>214954679Yeah Celebrity was the best ITV series and I couldn't shitpost with you all about it thanks to it going down>Mickey causing so much controversy that he barely lasted a weekend>Michael Fabricant and his wig>The Big Brother crowd actually booing cancer patient Trisha on exit>Patsy absolutely hating her time in the house>The baby task>Chris and JoJo will they/wont they>JoJo's letter from home having a "we need to talk">Jack winning by doing nothing but drinking tea
>>214954797I think they got worse after they got together as all their scenes just became them kissing and Baked Tatty looking like she'd rather be anywhere else.
>>214954897Also Ella being a hot slag I'd cum in.
>>214954816That was Segun. He nominated Daze for being a game player and then cried in Hanah's arms when she was evicted. Segun was a massive snake because he kept going around saying Hanah fancied him and was a beg. And then Hanah's friends sent the audio message saying he was a snake and it all fell apart.
gani has horrible skin
>>214954925Oh yeah she went full bunny boiler. That too.
>I don't like ketchup.>It stinks, it's disgusting, and it gets everywhere.
>>214954897Yeah it was a decent series but it really missed not being able to talk shit about it here
Twitter opinions
>>214954945The more I think about it the more the idea of a gay pajeet utterly disgusts me more than anything. I mean it's all well and good to have a laugh at the bobs and vagene memes but it's scary to think that there are jeet men that could be after your arse.
my god this segment where they're all fawning over how great these two up for eviction are really showcases how shit this is. they should be getting the shit completely ripped out of them by some edgy comedian and some journalist not this woke fake bullshit
>>214954945Lad needs some Clearasil. Also doesn't he work at a Pizza Hut? Probably surrounded by oil and grease all day
>>214954930The Hanah/Segun thing was another cool little storyline from last year. Segun seemed like a deer in the headlights the whole time and accidently stumbled his way into being a villain at the end lol
>>214954980Surprised Gani and the black baldie aren't swapped
>>214954980It should be illegal to have taste this shit.
>jeet hate is at an all time high>cast an annoying funny accent jeet with horrible skin and bad hairWhat were they thinking with this lads?
>>214955007It was kino in the final week. A rare justified use of calls from home where Hanah's sister or whatever called Segun out. That bit where he walked up the stairs with a bible in his hand was unironically "iconic".
>>214954980
>>214954980>Generic ignorant black girl number ten million>OH EM GEE SHE IS SO WELL INFORMED, SO MATURE FOR HER AGEThis is honestly patronising.
>>214955031i voted to save him cos the tranny will be negative entertainmentat least this gani fella might rile someone up
is this the /famguy/ general?
>>214955031They were going to have a sexy jeeta babe this series but she turned into a man.
>>214954839based
Which accent is worse?>Hannah: Lichrilly tho like lichrilly Ali turned me into a pond tho babes>Jenny: N Cyamron night out n Cyamron the girlies n Nightclub leek ien get boot cus if you dun get boot n know?
>>214955077Eh... I'm gonna hold on to my vote. ngl I was disappointed when George talked to Sam about kids getting hooked on trans retardation when he should have directed that at the actual tranny. I just want to see them come to blows.
>>214955153Irish is at least human-adjacent so better than literal subhuman babble. I mean you're talking about "people" so abhorrent that they even freak out other blacks.
I know that it's still early days but these live streams have been such a fat lot of nothing it's unreal even by the usual standards. I only hope shit happens on Saturday night.
>>214955370The most exciting thing that happens on Live feeds is they might let us hear the housemates talk about their favourite cartoons as kids, if we're lucky. Any actual excitement is cut out like when Trish and Paul had that fight during live feeds and they didn't let us see any of it.
>>214955370First time watching BBUK? This is every year
>One hour of not just uninterrupted birdsong but uninterrupted stock visualsGeorge better have called Zelah a tranny cunt.
