Ye gaet tae bukabuff with cyameron editionPrevious: >>214952382
PREVIOUSLY:>The new housemates interviewed the other housemates who they should give the final evil eye to>They decided on Gani>DO NOT REDEEM THE EVICTION>App is no longer used we now vote at https://www.itv.com/vote/bb>It's now vote to save NOT vote to evict>ITV finally got their lefty vs righty argument after many seasons of attempts which included the lefty and righty becoming best friends in the first attempt and the lefties all cannibalizing each other while the righties all minded their own business in the second attempt.TONIGHT:>The first shopping task of the series
Apparently George is an actor?
>>214974583Yeah I've seen it, just seems like an extra. But maybe he's been deliberately told to cause trouble.
consider it remembered at 9pm, lads
>>214974742You're on a good streak
>Gani turning on his Boomer Karen handler>Faggot Civil War between Gani and SamYeah, I'm thinkin tonight is gonna be kino
>>214974759yip still need to catch up the first 20 mins of the other night though, and lots of other bits and pieces. doubt i ever will. have no ideas about the background of any of the newbies
lel I just saw Marcus' morning wood
George is giving not giving
>signature look of superiority
>People who claim they're an "icon" are just idiots.Based King George VII
george is basically all my opinions minus about 15 IQ when explaining them
I wish the housemates chose roles instead of big brother in tasks.
>>214974787George is a chud parish councillor from EssexRichard is a 60 year old composer and a virgin who adopted some grown up lad from MyanmarCameron B is from Bolton that's all I knowFeyishola or whatever her name is I totally zoned out I've got nothing
is the bald black a tranny or what?
I have a feeling if I was in there this year, Richard may have tried to groom and molest me... I've come across his type a lot in my life
>>214974865Yeah it designates favoritism in terms of TV time
>>214974823Literally the chad vs virgin meme
>>214974880Write up of Richard made me kek
>>214974885No, she's just a typical black "woman" who goes without hair because nigger hair is a fucking nightmare.
They know exactly what this looks like don't they...
>Sam giving it a nice pump
>>214974930why were they saying the other day that someone said they were a man with disgust
The worst thing about doing this would be the Deano twats watching and laughing the entire time
>>214974944Cause she's bald. Her thing was "I get transphobia too" or something
>>214974944Because she's literally so ugly that she gets mistaken for a tranny despite being a biological female.
Fucking forgot it was on at 9 and I'm not even the ket guy.I will catch up through ad skipping lads, don't worry.
>>214974956>>214974961ah right. i only properly heard that snippet so i've been confused cos i couldn't really tell eithershe should probs wear a wig if she doesn't want that to happen
>>214974964Whats your drug of choice then
Nathan chiming in
>>214974973She probably doesn't want people to think she's copying trish
>>214974975Just sipping on a cheeky Old Mout cider, no drugs for me
Sooooo, if you had a nonstop supply of booze on this show and you're a functioning alcoholic, wouldnt it greater your chances of a win? You'd be constantly hilarious and involved in everything and nonstop exposure from the cameras and editing room. It would be my strategy to be consistently wasted but able to function in tasks and navigating the social pyramid
>>214974973She's trying to steal the crown of bald queen but it can never be stolen
>>214975011Looks like someone isn't getting invited to Late & Live kek
>>214975028think they neither supply non stop alcohol nor allow those physically dependant on alcohol through screening
>>214975028That was Chanelle's plan
>>214975011based
The big lad looks right at home there
>Monkeys are evilOne's evil is another's good, Gani.
>>214975063Channel 4 definitely didn't operate like this. That's why it was such kino with so many fights
C'mon Richard. Say something!
>>214975095Ayyyy that's easy money right there lad
I hate this fucking mixed race lump of dysgenic shit so fucking much it's unreal. I would honestly have a final with both pajeets, Sam, and the Easter Egg (obviously the other two would be George and Richard) if it meant that he would leave right now.
Bet Gani fucking STINKS
glad i voted to save gani, this tranny fella has basically only said lefty bullshit and nothing else
>>214975173This but Cameron OG instead of Richard.
Is Sam the zestiest housemate in BB history?
>the big buff guys only want to hook up with youA whore. You're acting like a whore.
>>214975219Marco
>breeding bullfucks sake
Feels like Tate was hinting something there, knew way too much about the Grindr scene.
>>214975219He's definitely one of the more openly zesty but Segun fits the archetype more. If only he wasn't so repressed.
>Tate gets along with the Deanos and slagsWho saw that coming???!!!
>Deano cliqueOh its gonna be a boring final they're gonna team up
I don't even like Farage but at this point I really fucking hope he actually ends up being our next prime minister just to see these FREAKS have a meltdown.
>>214975285Mate, a deano clique would be based. We can bully tf out of that ugly incel George and send him back to his CP folder
>boring politics identity sermons every episode>deano/slag clumpEntertaining oddballs are gone in the first 3 weeks, rest of the series is boring shit. Predicting it now
>>214975173This is the second fucking time in 2 days that some brown mystery meat has said "asylum seekers aren't the problem, it's Farage!!" These people and their ilk are just enemies of our country, bet ITV also edited out the majoirty of George's argument to make it look like he was "shut down" because we all know which side gigawoke ITV are on
Woooooaaaah, Mr Vegas
whooooooa mr vegas
>>214975376>>214975392i swear you're just doing it to annoy me
>>214975343cnt wait to hear what the freethinkers have to say on late & live
>No-one can afford to buy a houseYeah, thanks to you fucking boomer scum.
jew
>BIG BOSS'S OFFICEbunch of fucking mongs at itv
This is big boss
>black women more than their sharequelle surprise
>Black bitch chooses other black bitch
DEVILISH
>>214975447This is the Polish mutt, right. No surprises there.
didnt listen to any of this dunno what this wage picking is all about
>>214975471Nope, that's Venom, scapegoat Big Boss used to get killed in his place.
>36 instead of 40autism
>>214975537mad ting capping it tbqh
What do they see in him?
>Richard had the easiest job and took the mostbased boomer fuck these twats
>Gani married his cousinLMAO
>>214975447>OY GEVALT MR TRUMP WE NEED 6 GORILLION ROCKETS TO STOP PUTAMAS
>>214975579Wish he took 130
>>214975579>>214975595what do the eyes even do?
>>214975574She's a literal schizo, bro. Probably got diddled as a kid.
WHOOOOA MR VEGAS>WHOOOOA MR VEGAS
>>214975607We dunno yet
>>214975583imagine being the inbred child of gani and his cousin, poor thing
>>214975543CAMERON, I'M ALREADY A DEMON
Good grief, Pajeet, just throw that fucking apple in the bin!
>>214975574Dumb white slags are attracted to mystery meat like moths to a fucking flame
This lite-skinned jeeta from the Kohinoor ad would get it hard but fuck me all the Jeetistan arse-licking is unbearable.>MUH CULTURE>MUH HERITAGE>MUH LAND>MUH PURITYIt's like a Nazi wank off
there's another ket anon missing the start? neat.so is George just nice and not actually a nonce? which transgender will get evicted first, the good one or the bad one?
whooooaaa mr vegas
>Dean McFaggot>Stinker YinkerGrim line-up
>>214975583This greasy, sandpaper skinned jeet married and had a child with his cousin? Why the FUCK is shit like this in our country, I don't think I can take much more of this show
>Well then, you shouldn't have dropped your pants you polack wop!Easy, George...
Cameron putting VAT on his wages
Lmao based hag telling to jeet to shut up.>SAR PLEASE SAR, I AM FUCKING INDIAN SAR, PLEASE REDEEM EYES>shut up
Stop blaming 'mafs'. You're just greedy bastards.
Based King Richard IV of the United Kingdom of Albion and India.
Nah, I'm siding with the jeet here. Deport boomers to India. This bollocks just makes Emily leaving all the more painful.
>U SAYIN WAT U SON OF BASTERD BICH
Based troublemaking Richard
>>214975800Yeah its not hard to work out its less than 30
>My cousins sisterYOUR SISTER IN LAW
>Based Nice Bald Black Lady with an Easter Egg Head.>Evil Childless Eggless Dead Egger Cunt White Dyke who needs to die of cancer
>>214975896:O
>COR BLOIMEY I'VE NEVERR BEEN INTO BEST MAYTES
zelah is so womanly
Tears of a clown
>>214975934what's she crying about?
God, imagine if Richard had taken all 130
George is the guy from this thread last year who said he applied. I guarantee.
lauren
>>214975943Gani asked if her niceness was a strategy, as if she'd say yes if it was
Boring episode
>>214975957i am now erect
>>214975943George Floyd died.
Tempted to vote the jeet to go after this episode. The cringe is too much to watch
I am so glad I didn't blow my load with the vote last night. I'm definitely saving Gani for more sperg outs. Zelah can go ACK xirself.
ffs
>>214976031NOOOOOOOO
>Dean "AHHHHHH NOT SAND THIS IS LITERALLY GAY GENOCIDE I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE!" McCullough
Slag in red has nice chebs
Dean's teeth are even whiter now
>>214976031Holy fuck isn't one faggot on the panel enough!?
>50Tejah you greedy black mongrel cunt. And of fucking course Stinka supports her.
Cancellation status?
Hot tub action in the background
>The Dark Trio: Mad Pajeet, Melt-Ear Deano, and Sir Georgie McNonce.
Kiss the King's hand, Audience Nigger.
Which old ITV housemates would've taken 100+?
>>214976234Jordan would have for shits and giggles. Ali would have but in a more serious way thinking that she deserves it. Lily would have taken it all for shits an giggles.
>>214976234Henry would have taken a load purely because he's higher class
>skipping over the fact he admitted to fucking his cousin
kekhttps://x.com/cupofteakim/status/1973842922866160015
>Heart on her sleeveHair up her arse.
>>214976429bossed it
>>214976234Probably Nathan just to get everyone seething for a laugh
>>214976283I dunno about Lily, she's not good at handling a backlash
>NigmanceOf course the audience faggot defends it.
Nancy needs a proper shagging
Fucking ITV2 mongs
Nae Shaklet Nae Baskets Nae Kyit Kyats
>>214976528Best she's got in there is Lurch. She really should have gone on Love Island she fits a lot more in that environment than Big Brother
Super Sleuth Dean? More like Super Sodomite Dean.
>white menjewscolour me surprised
Dean that was fucking shit
We knew he was an actor before you did you gay bastard.>RedditMcFucking Kill yourself.
>After the break there is gonna be so much pajeet stink in this studio it's unreal.
Reminder that Dean said "I'm a celebrity get me out of here" on a bushtucker trial that had sand. Not bugs, not rats, not crocodiles, sand.
i'm gani shag my cousin
>gani's mum's eyebrows
What the fuck is that fat spastic abomination at the end of the audience. Literal Untermensch
dont see why zelah is an amazing person for taking test
It's only the fifth night but they've finally got the countdown and bumper for the live stream.
elsa bikinimeh
>Gay Jeet, Fat Paddy, Tranny Jeet all on the same bedImagine the smell
Do Deanos really hold each other down and shave them. Shit's fucking gay.
>Obese half-naked Cameron OG with a builder's arseYeah, we needed to see that!
>>214975447>hello white viewers
>>214974271Our celebrities make me sad to be a Bong. Seeing those as our best & brightest just hurts.
>>214975265How are those arms so small? The fuck
Mah nigga Cameron OG is dangerously close to the tub
How's the birdsong on feeds. any better?
>>214978736>>214977239It's improved tonight though the first few days were especially bad. It was like ITV forgot the live stream was a thing.
>>214978771I wonder if its due to the resounding negative feedback.
was boring as fuck and didn't deserve to make it to the final
>>214980047light of my live feeds, fire of my loins. my sin, my soul. lau-ren: the tip of the tongue rolls off in two delicate steps