I'll explain the question marks in a secPrevious: >>214974271
PREVIOUSLY:>The housemates did their first shopping task, Big Brother's eye factory>They failed the task, producing one eye, meaning they are on an economy budget>Big Brother then offered them their payment in the form of eyeballs. >They had to choose how many eyeballs they each deserved, some chose a lot more than others, leaving Gani, Cameron B, and George with no eyeballsTONIGHT:>The housemates get to spend their eyeballs>Due to the weather there will be no live eviction. Instead the two people up for eviction will go through the back door and will have their interview on late and live instead. Maybe the eviction will be cancelled? Who knows>You can still vote here: https://www.itv.com/vote/bb>They don't use the app anymore, uninstall it>It's vote to save now.
No one deserves a back door exit eviction.
>>214997348Kerry's was funny where she could hardly fit into the coffin. Hope they do another halloween back door.
Also found out Celebrity Traitors is actually next week thought it'd be longer away. So RIP Big Brother's ratings if it airs at the same time. I can't be bothered creating and juggling two threads so if anyone wants to make their own thread instead go for it. I might check it out if it's not on at the same time.
Damn so its gonna be a backdoor and they don't get their moment
OFTEN REMEMBERING AT 9PM LATELY ANON SEGUN IN AT 9 AGAINdid forget it was an eviction night tho aha
>>214997434Were there any threads for Traitors before? If so I missed them. Were they active?
State of that crowd
>>214997741Pick yourself. I'm the old woman.
GET ZELAH OUT
Different anon slightly late this time here
>>214997749>>214997741I'm the fat cunt
>coal burning within the first week
>>214997741There's a paki cunt who looks like he's in prison overalls
This lad's face is something else
>>214997840weird looking bastard.
Back to the oven, toilet cleaner.
>>214997840Head like a big rock
>>214997763>going on about tranny bs againmight use my work number to give xim a second swift 5
>talking about transitioning again
Hark at the Troon!
Oh my fucking god, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR TRANNY LIFEThey are always like "just want to live my life, it's nobody's business" and then they will force their tranny shit on young kids and constantly talk about their grim coomer lives
Jenny's tits are nowhere near as big as i thought
>Telling him my storythat you fucked your cousin?
>either annoying incestuous jeet or tranny lectures for half the episodeThis series is cursed
irish bird would get it
>Jenny feeling her tits and having a nipple erection
oh bore off tonight please you abolute fucking wet wipe
he just looks/sounds like a bloke and he's pretty reasonable about it.the other guy is insufferable.
>>214997938Lmao
>>214997938Save Gani to piss off the boomer cunt.
Still voting Zelah because it won't shut up about its single issue
Why does she wear the sunglasses?
>>214997940cyan't styand the way she pronounces certain things with a y
BASED GEORGE
>>214997741This was the type of woman I'd get mothered by when out on my own in pubs and eventually took back to their place sometimes sex sometimes just fondling because I'd be drunk. Loved dirty milfs.
>>214997995i don't mind it to be fair. loved father ted
>>214997938I wanna hear more fucked up stories from Gani. You know it doesnt stop at incest.
Not hard to work out elsa you stupid bint
Old ladyboy lover is /ourguy/>I'll leave you girls to itHe can't be arsed to listen to that fucking nonsense that is going to spill out from those two bints
>>214997987Because she's a special snowflake.
>>214997938>>214998014>incestqrd?
>>214998002errr which one?
Why are these people obsessed with telling their "story"
>Woooaahhh Mr Vegas Big brother is sponsored by Mr Vegas UUGGHHH!>Woooaahhh Mr VegasBig Brother is sponsored by Mr Vegas UUGGHHH!>Woooaahhh Mr VegasBig Brother is sponsored by Mr Vegas UUGGHHH!>Woooaahhh Mr VegasBig brother is sponsored by Mr Vegas UUGGHHH!>Woooaahhh Mr VegasBig brother is sponsored by Mr Vegas UUGGHHH!>Woooaahhh Mr VegasBig brother is sponsored by Mr Vegas UUGGHHH!
>>214998045It's their 5 minutes of fame so they need to tell their life story
>>214998037He said yesterday that in 2022 his dad asked him why he wasn't married yet and forced him to marry his cousin and they have a child.
>>214998052IT'S COMPETITION TIME
>>214998045because it's all they have in their life. they'll bang on about their cult beliefs and then when it gets too much to bear they'll 47% themselves
>>214997434Mark Bonnar is a weird choice lol
Mr Vegas advert is shite compared to the Vinted ones which had SOVLGambling in general is degenerate anyway. You can bet on horses if you actually go to a racetrack and make a day of it with the lads or you can bet on major international football tournaments like the Euros or World Cup.If you're betting on anything else, you're a runt. I will not elaborate further because I'm right.
>>214998101poker is alright because it's pvp rather than pvhouse
>>214998045they want to feel 'seen'i'm not even against interesting anecdotes, but it's never something interesting that happened, it's who they are.
>>214998101Mr Vegas is also a low tier gambling site. It's not Coral or Bet365 etc. Which shows how much Big Brother is struggling to get sponsors now.
>>214998127I dunno Gani's was interesting in a "what the fuck" kind of way.
whooooooooa mr vegas
>troon gets more cheers
Holy shit can they make it more obvious that they want Zelah to stay?
were nasal sprays a 'problem' that needed solving?i depend on them for relief from ket. but at the end of the day, i just need xylometazoline hydrochloride up my snozz.
Phwoar I swear there are straight up prostitutes in the audience tonight!
Irish bird is pretty tbqh
Nae Besketts Nae Kyit Kyats
>twf noy crusps
>>214998101>He doesn't bet on Big Brother
>>214998101>tfw I bet on Kamala to win the election because I knew I'd loseYou're welcome.
>>214998191hi it's me other ketlad, i bought about 10 vicks sinex off ebay last year and only have about 2 left aha. life is unbearable without it
>>214998214noy kyit kyets
>>214998214>beg noyb yoy've gut thuyre anoyn
>>214998218Oh fuck that reminds me to start looking at gambling odds
i hate when she says cyameron
>>214998259>tate>b
>>214998218>implying I'm not a hypocrite Got 8/1 odds on George saying a slur by the end of next week
what is she putting the accent on then?
I actually can't believe how little shock and outrage there has been about the gay Indian casually admitting he married and had a child with his cousin. Did they even mention it on Shit on the Side last night?
>>214998259Link it
>her scottish accent is put on like jordan's accentright so she's insane then
>>214998278honestly i've barely seen him to judge
shut up Reviewbrah.
>>214998259>>214998278>Unnamed Deano #3>B
>george is a khhv incelwell i called that
Thoughts on Richard/George as winners? Want to bet on someone. Not on Mr Vegas, mind you.
YORAVOYJEN!?
>>214998296Its got all itv series onhttps://tiermaker.com/create/big-brother-uk-housemates-itv-era-15665445?downloadedImage=true
>>214998336>crocsD R O P P E DROPPED
>George reveals that he's a virgin>"I'm not an incel."ONE OF USNEOFUS
>>214998329Richard yes, the Reddit freaks and gays will never let George win.
George is 100% from /tv/. I still think he's the guy who said he applied.
>>214998329no chance mate
>>214998323I mean look at him. He looks a tomato flavoured Reviewbrah
>stop having fun! buy properties and rent them out like me!!!>also, i am a KHHV incel.quickest i've gone from hating someone to liking them, tbqh.
Wouldn't mind if this slag wins even though I don't understand a word she says
luv jenny
>>214998392>best winner is the person we can't understand anything they're sayingSays a lot about this series
>>214998373he's ageing gracefully. lad has that same 'character actor' look as Peter Lorre.
>>214998345I wish the person who made the housemate sorted for the first series made it for the other two.
how the fuck can yous not understand an Irish accent?it's not even the dialect (different words), it's just pronunciation.
T R O O N O U TROONOUT
>george talks about cheap thrills and frivolous things>is a slave to the sigma grindset ideologyLmao what good is having money when you still live with your parents and will NEVER breed? Fate worse than death but grotty little virgins have convinced themselves that they're doing something honorable
>>214998323Sounded more like a volcel really
>>214998259>>214998345
>>214998458i can understand her i just don't like the phantom Ys
>>214998477
George doing his best David Mitchell routine.
I LOVE HERI DREAM HER VAGENEI KISS HER ALL OVERPLEASE FUCKING HELP ME SAR I AM FUCKING INDIAN
Jaarge
S L A G T E A R SLAGTEARS
>>214998509DON'T BULLY HIM YOU CONT
The fuck is wrong with Elsa's face
She's so BPD. Would you anyways?
>>214998475you're delusional, just look at the guy and his entire reactionary abrasive look and personality. the lad is in permaseethe.
I dream her!
>>214998467Look at this oversocialised extrovertcuck
why does she talk like a child?
She's made herself incredibly boring by immediately pairing up with Marcus. Shame really.
I love Saarsposting but seeing the Karen take the piss out of Gani's accent pisses me off. I just fucking hate boomer women, lads.
i personally think this elsa is playing this up and the mystery meat mutt realises
>>214998561She reminds me of my annoying aunt
>>214998561Same, she's being a cunt any chance she gets
>>214998561She instantly redeemed herself there
>>214998535she defo has bpd, would be weird if a girl abandoned as a child didn't 2bh. must not be diagnosed or they wouldn't have had her on
q u a v e r s
Elsa is thick as fuck, not even in a funny endearing way though.Like I genuinely believe these kinds of people need to be quickly removed from society in the middle of the night and turn them into fertiliser or pig feed
SPONJ!
>>214998536He's right about not wasting your money on stupid holidays to ibiza and shit like that though. Extrovertcucks literally can't imagine anyone else not thinking the same way they do, it's bizarre
>splash the cash now>or save it for a rainy dayi want to hear George's strategies.
>>214998595Lol, redeem.
>>214998616experiences > possessions.all these introvert-braggarts claim they don't care about this shit, but i bet they have high-end gaming PCs. that's an "investment" innit.
No, please, not politics again
>>214998652You're the ket mong aren't you
>People on disability benefit when they're just lazy.That's us, lads! Smile!
What’s with these scripted topics to spark debate?
disability benefit? lazy.passive income from letting garages in London? hard work.
there's something extra grim about a retarded mutt girl with a west country accent. just the utter dregs
>>214998610This but also for Lily from last year. Fuck the simps.
>>214998662sure am. and i'd skew introvert. although, in my drinking days, i loved going on nights out. glad i had those experiences. George could do with making some mistakes.
Yet to be convinced feyishola is anything other than a man with earrings
>>214998662>You're the ket mong aren't youi'm >>214998536 lol
>If you'd have put protein shake I would have been temptedBecause that's what you think masculinity is? Ganning protein shakes?
>>214998707nah Lily was cute as fuck. would look after her and buy her Biscoff.
>>214998726ohthere needs to not be 2 ket mongs too confusing
Big lad bros...
>>214998730>just revealed he is bulimicDELETE THIS
nancy's got a right firm arse
>>214998730why do lads in here keep saying they can't tell that's a woman, their face is so feminine
>>214998616You sound like the kind of guy who is putting money away so you can retire at 55 and then you'll die of some lame thing like bowel cancer at 53.
>>214998730Karizaki-looking MF
>when she sees your 'pamper hamper'
>>214998779its really excellent isnt it
>>214998826i'd put a baby up tunnel no questions asked
>>214998788grim thinking for a 23-year-old too.i know one lad who got a house at 30. spent his entire 20s saving, never had a gf, never went out, or anything. seethes at scroungers because he's a hard-working working-class bloke (which he is) but i feel like he's missed out on life.
>we have unironic deanos in hereWhen's the next Shagaluf holibobs lads?
Oh shit i forgot to vote lel
>>214998901you can be a geeky miserable twat and still wander in town pissed until you make friends.t. me
>a Chinesehow long until either of the 40+ year olds call it a chinky's?
gani aggy bastid
U SAYIN WAT U SON OF BASTERD BICH
>>214998970why is he so aggro, bros?
Any websites to watch it live. Not official shit
Phwoar!
I CAN'T SNEED
>>214998788You sound like someone who is wagecucking 2 jobs at 65 because you spent all your previous years comatose on alcohol in some foreignoid country. Really can't see how wasting all your money on government taxed and supplied drugs is "good" or "smart"
why do they have normal, branded foods but then they buy Dharma Initiative 'Fizzy Drink'?
>>214998043
>>214998994>Check out this sideboob
awh, deano likes the zippertits.quite cute tbqh.
>>214998879>life is alcohol and socialisingExtroverts thinking everyone else thinks and feels that same way they do again
why is nancy never posted I think she's sexy. Is she just boring or are jew brother just doing their thing of focusing on 1 or 2 people and never sexy ones
>>214999018Right well good, I'm an active milf harasser too and would do the same. I got really worried for you because of the one closest to the camera.
>>214999001Keep putting your money away bro so you can actually spend it in 35 years lmao.Fingers crossed you make it there. (I hope you die early)
Oh well... anyway
>>214999053desu I fondled make with a 60 year old with a body like closest too camera.
DO NOT REDEEM THE EVICTION
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOcan't believe it i'd be so happy against anyone else
>>214998994>tits out>ITV doesn't show itFucking shit. BB should never have left channel 5
peak, troons still in
Fuck off, I wanted Gani to kill the boomer.
racist much
>fame hungry>no proper exit because of the weatherkekalso inb4 the words icon or iconic used 100000000 times during BBLL
>>214999064I'll spend it when I'm old and you'll be serving me when you're old lmaoDon't stink too much of booze when you do though yeah
Can't believe I'm saying this but I wish the jeet stayed.Partly because I hate trannies but also because he started getting mad and I wanted to see him fully flip out
This is cringe.
lmao will trying to cheer him up and he's like i'm gonna fucking kms
The tranny is going to win and the entire series will be tranny sermons. This was the only chance to get them out
More like Goni
>>214999129>them outdon't use their terminology
>>214999082Jesus I hope she looked younger. I shagged a 60 year old once as well desu but she looked more like the brown dress one.
>>214999039
>>214999129You do know trans have won it in earlier series right?
>>214999120yeah it's typical BB audience timing
>it's not fair... I just retired last year... I was supposed to live out the rest of my days in luxury... I made so many sacrifices, I could have went on holid- ACK!
>Gani obviously disappointed he's evicted but thinking "Oh well at least I'll come out to a huge crowd">Will just destroying his last shred of joyKino
>>214999129remember last year when the two homosexuals called their partners? wonder if we'll get a #Pride moment like that, but for transgenders, somehow.
imagine actually voting to save the troon. is this shit rigged?
>>214999042
>>214999149Did you post this by mistake?
>Jeet doesn’t even get to come to an audience cheer due to stormEven nature hates ‘em
>>214999184Not the other anon but you're seething so hard
>>214999184'i wish i hadn't worked so hard' is the top regret of the dying, apparently.however rich you are, whatever state your organs are in, it's not like you can BECOME a teenager/twentysomething again. (by all means be an introvert, prefer small gatherings to wild nights out, but live your actual life for fuck's sake.)
>>214999189no chance it wasn't discussed before that the storm meant no crowd
>>214999194nice
>>214999207>not himWho the fuck are you kidding? Sad cunt
>>214999042She's never shown. It's always Elsa or Jenny
>>214999225Okay schizo wipe the tears from your eyes lmfao
>I wish I worked harder in my 20s, I wasted my life on holidays and shagging womenPeople say this all the time on their deathbed.
oi m8 i went to the club and got pissed and wobbled about really proud of the life i've lived
>Cousinwife didn't come to see him
>>214999240t. Multiple garage owner
...those are his mum and gran?
next comes>i'm off the drugs i'm reborn i'm into religion now i've matured seesame story with these mongs
Jokes on me, I partied in my 20s and now live alone in my 30s, socialise maybe once every few weeks and have a shit cv and not a lot of money.
>>214999149I'm getting Challengers vibes from that pic. Don't get me wrong, the slag is much hotter than Zendaya but it's not worth ending up like these faggots.
>NOOOOO I wish I'd given the government more tax to supply me with braincell destroying drugs and had to suffer the presence of others said no introvert ever>now I just have all this money to live comfortably instead NOOOOO
Shit cast. Shit episodes. Shit series. Shit threads
Kind of funny how George is a blatant runt yet there are actually people in this thread like "Yeah he's got the right idea, totally owned those deanos earlier"I cannot stress how serious I am when I say this. If I was George, living with my parents and still a virgin at his age I would kill myself.I have a sense of shame though, quite rare nowadays.
>>214999214>live your actual lifeaka drink alcohol and socialise, the only "life" an extrovertcuck understands lmao
>>214999273me? i'm an introvert, i completed hundreds of computer games. no regrets.
iconic count: 3
>My cousin's sisterYOUR SISTER IN LAW
>>214999225Stop crying poofter, shouldn't you be passing out drunk by now?
>Incel shut in thinks socialising is just getting drunk and taking drugs /britfeel/ is leaking, I didn't think you freaks actually watched television, fascinating
he comes from India?
>>214999369This but unsneedonically. Also replace the computer games with anime.
>>214999337Why are you seething so much?
>>214999405going to tell your kids about those experiences, lad?don't worry - your brain is just 'wired differently' innit.
Says something about the show that instead of talking about the show some of you just seething about extrovert lifestyle vs the introvert lifestyle
>Incest confession not in his best bits
>>214999337>at his ageNigga is like 23, it's not as if he's middle-aged. Also it's not exactly rare for young adults to live with their parents since no-one can afford to buy a house now. For fuck's sake, even the housemates went over this earlier.
>iconicran out of shots.
>>214999337This cunt absolutely FUMING lmaoYour poor life choices coming home to roost probably
Incels shouldn't watch Big Brother, it's a sex-havers show (like all reality TV)Go away back to your anime threads you runts.
>>214999460he owns two garages and lets them out.
>>214999475You should apply to the show so we can laugh at your deano mongisms
>>214999379>>214999407>>214999460>>214999465Settle down
>>214999429Chill out, faggotron. I'm not even the whatever anon you're started on.
the only good animes were Cowboy Bebop and Crayon Shin-chan.
>>214999486Settle down
FINGERS ON LIPS!
>>214999486>laugh at your deano mongismsProbably has full sleave tattoos as well hahahaha
>>214999531>sleave
>>214999475>sex-havers showThat's Love Island, and the general for that has been dead for years so I don't know why you're getting on your high horse now.
>>214999486>>214999531Replying to yourself is grim
>>214999492>Chill outi'm four tramadols in. how are you?
>>214999429Going to tell your kids about that time you passed out drunk, pissed yourself and got mugged in Ibiza, lad? Lucky them
I SAID FINGERS ON LIPS!
>>214999545>tattoos
>>214999566will do, that'd be a good story.might even be how i HAD kids. (don't think i've ever had sex sober.)
>Chesney HawkesOh fuck off, boomer.
うわああああ、ミスターベガス
Would bang Zelah's gf
Deanos getting really upset and causing a scene, probably had too much to drink as usual. It makes him more "social" you see
Leaving the thread now because I can't be arsed with late and live. Also, I have won this little interaction+1 for the sex havers YET AGAIN ;)
Based Gani stans Jaarge.
>>214999587Absolute STATE of you
>>214999617>Doesn't watch the stream til 2amYes Ivan we know you're not a fan.
>>214999579make a genuine /who/ thread and i'll take my drivel there.need the QRD on a few things from some of the obsessives.
>>214999475>Big Brother, it's a sex-havers showLol the Deanos can't even virginshame George cos they'd have charged for hate crimes if they did
>zero Gani fans in the audience
>>214999662>Lord up in of this time bitchWDHMBT
>Nobody misses Ganikek
>>214999644i'm teetotal now, stick to drugs. >>214999300 is onto something, i do respect when religious people abstain from drink/sex.
Deano scuttling away with his tail between his legs to drink himself into a coma like a usual Friday night (Hope he doesn't die lol)
I want to rape the slag with the chebs above Gani in the audience
>>214999587sober sex is good. i used to warm my ex up make her cum a few times with my fingers then shove it in and thrust slowly and she'd spasm all over the bed whilst i could feel her contracting around my knob.
Chesney was the ultimate coaster to the final
>>214999689HUGE CROWD WAITING FOR HIM
>>214999683targeting incels is just another form of racism.
>First week evicted>Goes out to no crowd>"Any Gani fans here?">SilenceTotal Gani devastation.
>>214999724Also Nigy from 2023, Segun from last year, the boring fat ginger cunt from Corrie and the draft-dodging Ukrainian faggot from last year's CBB
>he thinks he's gonna be able to redeem himselfhmm.
CHEST KNEEHAWK
It's not often I say this but Based Danny Beard. BENNIES WA NEVER END.
>>214999929What did he say?
Don't start this shit again, Chesney.
>MarcusMongrel.>ElsaHer dismembered remains belong in a garbage skip.
The final is gonna be a Deano and Slagfest.
haha hilarious he shaved
>>214999953He said that my invisible disability is valid and I deserve benefits forever.
I can see it now>Deano and Stacy group teams up>Gets everyone out>Final week is just shit like them shaving each other
Do Deanos really think it's normal to hold down and shave each other instead of doing it yourself like an adult.
Thoughts on tonight's episode lads?
The slag sitting behind Will looks like she would give the mother of all blowjobs
Gani is falling apart in his audition to be a shit celebrity
>>215000314AwfulIt was so shit the thread devolved into arguing
>>214999394what is it then, smarty Marty?
gani the janny
I think Gani is mentally traumatized
>deano/slag waking up segment >tranny/fag/black sermon>george says something caricaturally rightist which everyone ignores>jenny speaks incomprehensible babble>tranny/fag/black sermon>either richard segment or another deano/slag segment>caroline shouts shut up at someone and laughs>someone talks to cameron like he's a baby>tranny/fag/black sermon>jenny incomprehensible babble>a diary room of a random person>episode endsYour average BBUK 22 episode summed up
Fuck your kinky nappy hair, niggers!
>>215000584His dreams have just been roundly vanquished and now he's going back to raising his deformed son/nephew
>European beauty standards
>AJ Odudu is smartkek come on
>>215000675This couldn't be happening at a worse time because that cunt Zeze Mills is on the next Late & Live and you know they're gonna be showing this shit on Sunday. Oh well, at least it's a Will episode.
>>215000627True. He talked so much about how Big Brother was an escape from that for him and now his dreams are over. Reminds me about how Trisha said being on Big Brother allowed her to forget about her cancer so everyone evicted her and she came out to boos.
Need to see elsa get split in half by farmer cameron
>>214997720For UK yeah. It was during bong hours though so threads died pretty fast once the episode was finished airing.
>>215000584my armchair psychology theory is that he's a homosexual. sounds like his open-minded 'experimenting' with bisexuality was cut short by his family.
Wait is traitors clashing with bb at 9pm?
Jenny looking SEXO
>>215001307She looks like Hallie now. You're damn right she's SEXO.
>>214997100>white slag immediately starts fucking the shitskinGrooming gangs are justified
Nancy TWERKING
>umbrella in the jacuzzi
talking about being a tranny fucking AGAIN
>>215000995wait i thought he was openly gay? like his dad did all that cousin shit cos he way obv a poof then he left her and the baby to be properly gay
>>215001323
>>215001323>>215002081Cis bimbo Hallie
>>215000931Kinda similar to this. Then, as long as there's enough people to talk during the episode. I'll make them if its not on at the same time asw Big Brother
Bump limit reached. At this rate the thread will be pruned at 01:30.
>>215002241Thats around the time live feed stops.Btw reminder that no show tomorrow just extended live feed.
This live makes me realize how starved we were of slag content last year. Aside from Lily and the odd Sarah twerk ther was nothing.
>>215002293>>215002293>>215002293
>>215001752Your winner btw
