The Pain of Being Dead editionPrevious >>215055550
>>215068218looks like 60% of onlyfans accounts
Watch Cat People (1982).
>>215068265kino movie
>>215068218Movie was way ahead of its time
Dr. Jekyll (Mr. Hyde by extension) had pretty good taste in hoes I must admit
God bless my schizophrenic uncle for introducing me to the return of the living dead when I was 6 years old
>>215068266>o'goone
>>215067804China's winning the wars on science, technology, engineering, and mathematics. Meanwhile, the US is about to bring back witch trials.
>>215068218I watched Society 1989, it was sometimes more silly than disturbing, I liked the aesthetic of late 80s Beverly Hills rich people.
>>215068672You were right Billy, I am a butthead!
>>215068265my boy
>>215068265he is cute
kino
>>215068778yes
>>215068672it's about the jews in every way
>>215068786Watched this last night and had fun. Not a huge skin flaying fan so that part wasnt fun, but overall worth the watch.
>>215068816he could stick his goo in me any day
>>215068846it's going in the base of your skull
>>215056051kino, was about to make a webm of that same scene
>>215068857I'll live forever
>>215068419Yes
>this will sell our DVD/blu-ray
>new golden age of Sharkino coming in TWO days
>>215068218Best mubi ever
>The Scale:ExcellentWorth a WatchGod Job! Not Worth Watching! (well-made in many ways, but too dreadful for a full view)Hot Garbage>>215068218B’twixt Now and Sunrise – The Authentic Cut (2011, re-edited in 2022) – For me it’s a Good Job! Not Worth Watching. For someone else, the better lines and images might make it Worth a Watch . . . *if* he can bear another metaphoric meta-film about OVERCOMING GRIEF and THE PAIN OF CREATIVITY. Struggling writer Val Kilmer *seems* to go to a rural town to sign books and come up with an idea for his next. Gorgeous Elle Fanning appears in his dreams as a vampire, as does Edgar Allan Poe as a sort of spirit guide. Things clip along with the warm incidental details and idiosyncratic character development of a *straight* narrative about a haunted little town (the kind of thing October people are always wanting to see done right) . . . but then the genuinely interesting world dissolves into archetypal fragments, and everything is revealed to be an invention of writer Val. This is always the easy and STUPID way. Metaphoric dissolution of the sort is the cheapest possible choice, the effortless method by which you can hand-wave every unsolved mystery you create, and preemptively guard yourself against feelings of inadequacy in case somebody thinks your imaginative work is CREEENGE. It’s never excusable. Create bravely or not at all! Sure, young Elle is almost supernaturally beautiful in this -- but you can enjoy her elsewhere. (There are, seemingly, several cuts. It’s mostly known for the original Twixt cut, and there are scenes that are different, but it all amounts to the same lame thing.)
>>215068319I think it was one of the first horror movies I saw. They played it on a local cable station around Halloween when I was a kid, but it was a censored version.
>>215068307i just looked up what the transformation looked like in this version and holy shit that's way better than the '31 makeup
Putting the first one on, never seen any of them. Hope it's good.
The first criticshit horror
>>215069611Forgot pic
>>215069593It was. Idk about the rest other than Halloween being worth watching.
come hang out with the gooberscytube: SPOOKTOBER
>>215069211>but it was a censored version.Unlucky
>>215068218Spanish people make the best horror flicks
>>215068994Umm bro?What are those subtitles, he doesnt say that shit in the original movieexplain yourself right fricken now!!!
>>215069722>he doesn't know about the secret zombie subs
>>215069713Examples pls
>>215069752did they put retarded comedic subtitles for the scared little bitches to be less spooked?As a fan since the early 90's I think of return of the living dead as a horror movie with light sprinkling on humor. Them treating it like its just another goofy shit zombie movie really sets my nipples on fire.
>>215069713They certainly can make some good ones. Speaking of, I hope everybody in here has seen La Cabina? Some nice anon recommended this to me last year. They even have a replica of the sinister phone booth on public display in Madrid.https://youtu.be/1H1_p6B4Ugo?si=ZaZ0WLhJ3JcFToquAt a few seconds over 34 minutes, I think everybody can make some time for it.
>WNUF Halloween SpecialOverrated zogslop.
>>215069888It's lazy and used the commercial breaks way too often. It wasn't really like that back then
>>215069593You'll either love it or be indifferent towards it. For the average viewer I'd recommend people start with VHS 2 instead since the segments there tend to be more entertaining. For the VHS series just expect wraparounds with underwhelming endings and generally fun found footage sloppa Outside of Viral, '99 and '85. Those are the weakest entries in the series by far and only have one segment really going for them.
>>215069774RECTerrified/AterradosErrementariThe Orphanage
It's really weak.
watch 2LDK
Tonight’s movie: Q the Winged Serpent
>>215070008not a big fan of the psycho chink chick subgenre
>>215069593I still like all the segments, especially the last one. idk what happened with 94 but the quality dropped off a fucking cliff.
>>215070044The shudder ones have too many Filters that look cheap and fake, rather than realistic like the first two
>>215069907It just sucks. Especially compared to something similar like Ghostwatch or that one episode of Tales from the Crypt.
>>215070008>chainsawUm, based?>femaleIck.
>>215068265>Larva>October 15, 2022 5:15 am>Phenomenal film. Fun fact, there is a current community of transgender men who adore Herbert West. For whatever reason, they feel represented by him. People are fascinating.Source: comment section of https://www.effedupmovies.com/re-animator-1985/
>>2150700011>4>the rest are trash
>>215068265
just watched the (literal) final ConjuringIt's just okay as an horror movie, but the ending sure is wholesome, kind of cheesy, still sweet, with most of the survivors from the Conjuring/Annabelle/Nun movies showing up at the weddingwelp, end of the road
>Let me see your face!
I really, really like the Grave Encounters moviesYes even the second one
>mfw the ending of Phantasm
>>215070001Yeah I watched 1 and 2 back-to-back with my friend for the first time and 2's reveal was so cheap and dumb. The gimmick of the first movie got real old as early as 2. I bet the other movies are unbearable.
>>215070001>Scream released December 20, 1996>Scream 2 released December 12, 1997It's amazing it's not DTV tier.
>>215070283
THE BEST SPORTS HORROR OF ALL TIME IS COMIN OUT TOMORROWA JORDAN PEELE PRODUCTION™
>>215070309I heard that guy likes to watch gay dudes kiss
>>215070263phantasm is so good, every single movie disconnected as they are ends up making a nearly perfect series
I thought this said Chud
>>215070309Its still funny that Marlon Wayans was so upset that his sports horror movie was beaten by some anime film, and meanwhile the younger actor next to him had to quietly say "Don't say that shit, dude".
>>215070344Terrible movie.
which way, /hor/ man?
>>215070392To be fair, 95% of horror is terrible
2, definitely.
Isn't phantasm that weird movie with flying blade balls
>>215070434ED 1 & 2 just merge into one movie for me
>>215070456>Isn't phantasm that kino with flying blade ballsYes.
>>215070456yes very weird yes but every movie is weird in its own way, 2's probably the best.
>>2150704342
>>215070434AoD
>>215070456does this look weird to you? (don't answer)
>>215068265I love this guy, almost every movie he is in is kino.
>>215070500>>215070502Do the sequels make more or less sense than the first one?
>>215070001It fucking sucks.
>>215070548I watched a thing the other day where he was a Nazi that got eaten by werewolves
>>215068265Cats dead, details later.
>>215070001All of the franchise slashers peak with the first movie with a bunch of trash sequels.
>>215070577His story for how he found it wasn't remotely believable
>>215070558No.
>>215070558i would say less? mental illness is a recurring theme throughout all of the films.
>>215066952What would La Vey think of modern satanic practices like o9a's?
>>215070601Jason peaked with 6, Freddy with 3, other slashers are irrelevant.
>>215068265>*snaps pencil*
>>215070647>>215070601chucky was going strong til the shitty reboot
Any cool 00s style movies like the American remake of the ring?
>>215070667The Grudge
>>215070665Don Mancini had no involvement with it and disavows the reboot.
