The Pain of Being Dead editionPrevious >>215055550
>>215068218looks like 60% of onlyfans accounts
Watch Cat People (1982).
>>215068265kino movie
>>215068218Movie was way ahead of its time
Dr. Jekyll (Mr. Hyde by extension) had pretty good taste in hoes I must admit
God bless my schizophrenic uncle for introducing me to the return of the living dead when I was 6 years old
>>215068266>o'goone
>>215067804China's winning the wars on science, technology, engineering, and mathematics. Meanwhile, the US is about to bring back witch trials.
>>215068218I watched Society 1989, it was sometimes more silly than disturbing, I liked the aesthetic of late 80s Beverly Hills rich people.
>>215068672You were right Billy, I am a butthead!
>>215068265my boy
>>215068265he is cute
kino
>>215068778yes
>>215068672it's about the jews in every way
>>215068786Watched this last night and had fun. Not a huge skin flaying fan so that part wasnt fun, but overall worth the watch.
>>215068816he could stick his goo in me any day
>>215068846it's going in the base of your skull
>>215056051kino, was about to make a webm of that same scene
>>215068857I'll live forever
>>215068419Yes
>this will sell our DVD/blu-ray
>new golden age of Sharkino coming in TWO days
>>215068218Best mubi ever
>The Scale:ExcellentWorth a WatchGod Job! Not Worth Watching! (well-made in many ways, but too dreadful for a full view)Hot Garbage>>215068218B’twixt Now and Sunrise – The Authentic Cut (2011, re-edited in 2022) – For me it’s a Good Job! Not Worth Watching. For someone else, the better lines and images might make it Worth a Watch . . . *if* he can bear another metaphoric meta-film about OVERCOMING GRIEF and THE PAIN OF CREATIVITY. Struggling writer Val Kilmer *seems* to go to a rural town to sign books and come up with an idea for his next. Gorgeous Elle Fanning appears in his dreams as a vampire, as does Edgar Allan Poe as a sort of spirit guide. Things clip along with the warm incidental details and idiosyncratic character development of a *straight* narrative about a haunted little town (the kind of thing October people are always wanting to see done right) . . . but then the genuinely interesting world dissolves into archetypal fragments, and everything is revealed to be an invention of writer Val. This is always the easy and STUPID way. Metaphoric dissolution of the sort is the cheapest possible choice, the effortless method by which you can hand-wave every unsolved mystery you create, and preemptively guard yourself against feelings of inadequacy in case somebody thinks your imaginative work is CREEENGE. It’s never excusable. Create bravely or not at all! Sure, young Elle is almost supernaturally beautiful in this -- but you can enjoy her elsewhere. (There are, seemingly, several cuts. It’s mostly known for the original Twixt cut, and there are scenes that are different, but it all amounts to the same lame thing.)
>>215068319I think it was one of the first horror movies I saw. They played it on a local cable station around Halloween when I was a kid, but it was a censored version.
>>215068307i just looked up what the transformation looked like in this version and holy shit that's way better than the '31 makeup
Putting the first one on, never seen any of them. Hope it's good.
The first criticshit horror
>>215069611Forgot pic
>>215069593It was. Idk about the rest other than Halloween being worth watching.
come hang out with the gooberscytube: SPOOKTOBER
>>215069211>but it was a censored version.Unlucky
>>215068218Spanish people make the best horror flicks
>>215068994Umm bro?What are those subtitles, he doesnt say that shit in the original movieexplain yourself right fricken now!!!
>>215069722>he doesn't know about the secret zombie subs
>>215069713Examples pls
>>215069752did they put retarded comedic subtitles for the scared little bitches to be less spooked?As a fan since the early 90's I think of return of the living dead as a horror movie with light sprinkling on humor. Them treating it like its just another goofy shit zombie movie really sets my nipples on fire.
>>215069713They certainly can make some good ones. Speaking of, I hope everybody in here has seen La Cabina? Some nice anon recommended this to me last year. They even have a replica of the sinister phone booth on public display in Madrid.https://youtu.be/1H1_p6B4Ugo?si=ZaZ0WLhJ3JcFToquAt a few seconds over 34 minutes, I think everybody can make some time for it.
>WNUF Halloween SpecialOverrated zogslop.
>>215069888It's lazy and used the commercial breaks way too often. It wasn't really like that back then
>>215069593You'll either love it or be indifferent towards it. For the average viewer I'd recommend people start with VHS 2 instead since the segments there tend to be more entertaining. For the VHS series just expect wraparounds with underwhelming endings and generally fun found footage sloppa Outside of Viral, '99 and '85. Those are the weakest entries in the series by far and only have one segment really going for them.
>>215069774RECTerrified/AterradosErrementariThe Orphanage
It's really weak.
watch 2LDK
Tonight’s movie: Q the Winged Serpent
>>215070008not a big fan of the psycho chink chick subgenre
>>215069593I still like all the segments, especially the last one. idk what happened with 94 but the quality dropped off a fucking cliff.
>>215070044The shudder ones have too many Filters that look cheap and fake, rather than realistic like the first two
>>215069907It just sucks. Especially compared to something similar like Ghostwatch or that one episode of Tales from the Crypt.
>>215070008>chainsawUm, based?>femaleIck.
>>215068265>Larva>October 15, 2022 5:15 am>Phenomenal film. Fun fact, there is a current community of transgender men who adore Herbert West. For whatever reason, they feel represented by him. People are fascinating.Source: comment section of https://www.effedupmovies.com/re-animator-1985/
>>2150700011>4>the rest are trash
>>215068265
just watched the (literal) final ConjuringIt's just okay as an horror movie, but the ending sure is wholesome, kind of cheesy, still sweet, with most of the survivors from the Conjuring/Annabelle/Nun movies showing up at the weddingwelp, end of the road
>Let me see your face!
I really, really like the Grave Encounters moviesYes even the second one
>mfw the ending of Phantasm
>>215070001Yeah I watched 1 and 2 back-to-back with my friend for the first time and 2's reveal was so cheap and dumb. The gimmick of the first movie got real old as early as 2. I bet the other movies are unbearable.
>>215070001>Scream released December 20, 1996>Scream 2 released December 12, 1997It's amazing it's not DTV tier.
>>215070283
THE BEST SPORTS HORROR OF ALL TIME IS COMIN OUT TOMORROWA JORDAN PEELE PRODUCTIONâ„¢
>>215070309I heard that guy likes to watch gay dudes kiss
>>215070263phantasm is so good, every single movie disconnected as they are ends up making a nearly perfect series
I thought this said Chud
>>215070309Its still funny that Marlon Wayans was so upset that his sports horror movie was beaten by some anime film, and meanwhile the younger actor next to him had to quietly say "Don't say that shit, dude".
>>215070344Terrible movie.
which way, /hor/ man?
>>215070392To be fair, 95% of horror is terrible
2, definitely.
Isn't phantasm that weird movie with flying blade balls
>>215070434ED 1 & 2 just merge into one movie for me
>>215070456>Isn't phantasm that kino with flying blade ballsYes.
>>215070456yes very weird yes but every movie is weird in its own way, 2's probably the best.
>>2150704342
>>215070434AoD
>>215070456does this look weird to you? (don't answer)
>>215068265I love this guy, almost every movie he is in is kino.
>>215070500>>215070502Do the sequels make more or less sense than the first one?
>>215070001It fucking sucks.
>>215070548I watched a thing the other day where he was a Nazi that got eaten by werewolves
>>215068265Cats dead, details later.
>>215070001All of the franchise slashers peak with the first movie with a bunch of trash sequels.
>>215070577His story for how he found it wasn't remotely believable
>>215070558No.
>>215070558i would say less? mental illness is a recurring theme throughout all of the films.
>>215066952What would La Vey think of modern satanic practices like o9a's?
>>215070601Jason peaked with 6, Freddy with 3, other slashers are irrelevant.
>>215068265>*snaps pencil*
>>215070647>>215070601chucky was going strong til the shitty reboot
Any cool 00s style movies like the American remake of the ring?
>>215070667The Grudge
>>215070665Don Mancini had no involvement with it and disavows the reboot.
>>215070686we can still hold out hope then
>>215068672I always felt like Society was what Harvester would be like if it were a film.Definitely not perfect, but it has a real, unique feel that you very rarely encounter.What are some other horror movies that feel like video games, but aren't intentionally based on or adapted from video games?
>>215070570Sounds like kino.
>>215070660
>>215068265kino actor.
I created a TV series in my head about Jeffery Combs and Brad Dourif playing eccentric paranormal detectives.
>>215070882Weyoun's my favorite character in the whole Star Trek
Combs
>>215070793i'm playing harvester soon! my two games for this month were that and bad mojo, which i finished today>What are some other horror movies that feel like video gameslast year i watched brain dead, which felt like it should have been a batshit 90's FMV game>>215070882>>215070944he's awesome as an andorian in enterprise as well
>>215070810Now I gotta rewatch it.
>>215068786Easily the worst V/H/S to date and that's saying something. 'Diet Phantasma' was dull but not the worst as narrative frames go.'Coochie Coochie Coo' and 'Home Haunt' were decent segments. Both felt earnest, the first was kind of just incredibly generic but with an interesting enough bit of creativity and the latter was fun and well executed. 'Ut Supra Sic Infra' was also very generic but had no creativity to it, it was just boring.'Fun Size' was insultingly bad. Looked like shit. All of the gags were incredibly reddit. Just absolutely stunk of soilennial writing with absolutely no charm whatsoever. Huge waste of time. Really a stand out for one of the worst V/H/S segments ever.'Kidprint' had a lot of potential but blew it with the nonsensically shit writing. The pay off was weak, the narrative did that thing where characters inexplicably do things that make no sense in order to serve the convenience of the store, and it was in servitude of a completely lame idea. If you're going to attempt to do something as severe and heavy as this you need to have the writing capacity to pull it off and they didn't. In the end it felt very lazy which when mixed with the subject matter both made the segment pointless and left a bitter taste. I genuinely don't get what it is about this V/H/S that has people praising it, it sucked and that's not a surprise because it has sucked for a while now but the previous handful of installments weren't getting juiced like this dog shit is.
>>215071150if you're black just say so
>>215071171im black and i enjoyed it. now what?
anybody else enjoy a comfy horror mst3k episode this time of year? tormented is usually my go-to since i think the movie itself is pretty interesting
>>215071202now you watch VHS beyond and enjoy Stowaway
>>215071150I feel confident that there are worse or at the very least comparable VHS anthologies, definitely not easily the worst
>>215071313No.Wise cracking faggots arent funny to me.No offense to you and yours this holiday season.Humor for me comes from the unexpected and nothing those little nerds say will be unexpected.
I enjoyed stowaway and I think about it sometimesVery "I have no mouth and I must scream"
>>215071313yeah i'm watching the Squirm ep right now
The Grapes of Death was pretty sweet
>>215071361based enjoyer
I'm a total square, which might explain why I've never thought "wow I wish there were people commentating this movie as I watch"
>>215071381Its basically a friend simulator
Who are the absolute CUTEST girls of horror? It goes without saying Jennifer Connelly is the cutest girl of all time so lets just start after her.Pic related, this actual sweetheart of a mouthbreather.
Hello /hor/ bros. Staying in a cabin later this week with family. Any good horror kinos with a cabin/woods setting?
>>215071357ok...
It's impressive that there have been, what, 8 VHS anthologies now? And there are still 1-2 decent ones in each
>>215071400
Sam Neill horror KINO trilogy:1. Possession2. In the Mouth of Madness3. Event HorizonI strongly recommend all 3 films but the order doesn't matter.>>215068265Jeffrey Combs and Bruce Campbell are the GOATS of horror for me.
>>215069722>he doesnt say that shit in the original movieI remember him saying it in the original.
>>215071395MEW
>>215071427he does not talk about lunch boxes and shit my man.He just says BRAINS and like MORE BRAINS and thats about it
>>215071363added to the list (of movies ill watch, not ban xD!)
>>215071415god event horizon is so fucking good
>>215071338No. Even the last handful all of which have also been bad had either higher high points and/or less crushingly shitty segments.
>>215071517I will review my thoughts in the next 12 hours and return with a crushing rebuttal
>>215071399there aren't any movies like that
>>215068994What did tarbaby mean by this?
>>215071509One of my favorite horror movies ever. Definitely in my top 5.
>>215071399Cabin Fever (eli roth movie)The Cabin in the woods (shit boring movie)Evil Dead (you've seen this movie)Misery (kind of like a cabin movie but not really)
The only good part of Event Horizon is the video play back of sick demonic shit happening.Other than that all I think about it the ridiculous black man flying through space with the power of science to save the dayFight me at your own peril
>>215071399Deliverance
>2025 horror
>>215071599VIEWER BEWAREYOU'RE IN FOR A SCARE
>>215069722One of the special features in the DVD and blu-ray releases is subtitles to translate all the zombie grumbling inbetween the actual lines they speak
>>215071399A movie set in a cabin in the woods? No such thing.
it sucks
>>215071610I hate it
>>215071399Evil Dead 2013
>>215071399>any Friday the 13th>Evil Dead 1 & 2>Wrong TurnProbably a hundred other films I'm not thinking of desu.
>>215071590I like Sam Neill’s descent into madness
>>215071658Fair, I just dont remember much of anything else for the aforementioned items.I also have dementia.
>>215071663
Hm...Today I think I'll watch a giallo with an attractive female lead.
>>215071509It's a little overrated
>>215071699you're a little bit retarded!
I kind of enjoyed The Cabin in the Woods
>>215071706Rather uncalled-for and frankly childish retort
>>215071707Alas, twasn't for me!
>>215071719you're an unwanted childish retard named frankly!
>>215070029Love this movie
>>215071734Don't use exclaimation marks, people will confuse us and think I'm rude! freak you, stay off my turf!
>>215071647There's literally a kino titled Cabin in the Woods
>>215071415>Jeffrey Combs>Bruce Campbell>Tony Todd>Brad Dourif>Robert EnglundAnyone else deserve a statue for the genre?
>>215071770
I'm going to talk about Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed Up Zombies on /hor/, and you can't stop me.
>>215071780
>>215071770VINCENT PRICE?!
>>215071801Oh yes, the ooky spooky King of the Cannon Classics
>>215071689>giallo real greaseball shitpervert
>>215071619>/hor/ hates itThat means I like it
>>215068218>The painThe painAlso, The pain
I enjoyed the first V/H/S. The second and third stories were the weakest. Last sequence was the best. Looking forward to watching more of them.
Streaming spooks all month long onManestream.live/bongOther channels are doing the same as well but mine will be 24/7 for October. Come by and chat, or drop some suggestions.
Holy fuckin kino
>>215071962aint no WAY im clicking that shit
>>215071931Just bought the 4k uhd release that comes out at the end of the month. Love this movie.
>>215071977Just downloaded this, will watch later in the week.
>>215071979This used to be a common practice. You newfags are too worried about everything.
>>215071962>black box opened up for a split second after i clicked thatuh bro??? my fucking comput-ajiosax9jva0js9ajlaks2
>>215072036
>>215071979oh everybody look at this guy, he ain't clickin on THAT shit!!!
>>215071979based
>>215071877Scream qveen
These threads are too slow.The streamer fags hogged up all the posters!
>>215071415The Final Conflict mentioned above is pretty good too.He was ok in Daybreakers I guess. Seen him do small roles in some B stuff as well.
Just finished The Changeling. Honestly kinda mid, this movie is way overhyped.
>>215069888Modern masterpiece, one of my favorite movies
>>215072276Im going to watch itLooks kino
>>215071770Michael BerrymanBill MoseleyLon Chaney Jr. and Sr.Paul NaschyLance Henrickson
>>215071770Donald Pleasance
>>215071399Night Of The Demon (1980)ProphecyAbominable (2006)Animal
has anyone ever pulled off a movie where the monster is the viewing audience?
Horror General ey?Well I got somehin fuckin scary right here
>>215072444What the fuck are you talking about?
>>215072444Yeah
>>215072444That's literally, quite literally, Cabin in the Woods
I just watched The Endless, and now I regret reading more about it because everyone has brought up and spoiled the other related movies.
>>215072444anguish maybe
>>215072493yeah that's a pretty good movie
um, can we discuss horror anime/manga/games/porn/ here?
>>215072520no games or manga!anime and porn is fine!I am the boss here!
/hor/ what are some movies that actually disturbed you? like genuinely made you feel bad and stuck in your mind?
>>215072502Yeah, it was cool. But now I have to wait a few months to forget everything I read about Spring.
>>215072444Funny Games and The Truman Show
>>215072537It Follows comes the closest. Sometimes when I look out the window at night toward a street light, I expect to see a random person walking slowly toward my house.
>>215072536Boss...
>>215072579Thats the guy that invented cameras!
Today's film is Frankenstein Unbound
>>215072572You have to actually have sex for the It follows monster to be after you.
>>215068266Watched it last year. Was great
>>215072289It's not scary. It's just fun
>>215072620I enjoy fun, specifically Halloween themed fun
>>215072537I know people are sick of hearing about it but the first time I saw Hereditary I felt genuinely gross walking out of the theater. Not scared but just like uneasy. I think it was her cutting her head off at the end for me.
>>215072471we want to see those cute co-eds get sliced and diced, so we're to blame for their suffering. like this but not muppets and a movie instead.>>215072499>>215072554i'll check these out
>>215072444Video DeadDemons (1985)I guess, if that's what you mean, I don't know.
>>215068994ThAts pretty good haha
>>215072653The movie is legit spooky
>>215072537Angst
>>215072653The part where she scurries along the wall was spooky, even if it looks dumb upon closer inspection.
>>215072520Because they made Tomi movies, I guess you could pivot to talking about the manga like talking about Friday the 13th comics, books, and games is fair game when wrapped into the films.
>>215072554Cabin in the Woods
>>215071931Didn't realize the dino-guy acted in a lot of horror flicks.
>>215072766The leather jacket guy was in a few, too.
>>215072444Funny Games
>>215070882Heck yeah
>>215071825i dont hate it i just think it wasnt very good. idk why it got such good reviews except maybe the dog angle got a bunch of people who arent horror fans to watch it.>>215072384based
>>215072537Cannibal Holocaust (the film makers)Terrifier 2 (that scene)Tokyo Gore Police (just the dog)
>>215072537Kidsprint