Tales From The Crypt edition previous >>215108321
>>215116422yah mon, now dis is an edition
first for witch gf
>>215116454kino show
Which spiritually similar movie gets released in Japan under the title Integral Hard 2: Integral Harder?
>>215116463
>>215116504probably castle freak
>>215116523>Is Ritual goodits okay, i love craig sheffer
>>215116479That first episode is fun.If TFTC ever gets a reboot, they should do 1/3 of the episodes where it ties in the Cryptkeeper as a character like that.
>>215116560
>>215116604he's literally me
>>215116604*ding ding a dingaling*getcha freak ongetcha freak on
I wonder why Japan has so many small to medium budget films comparable to America while most other countries don't and only have a small handful across decades.
>>215116239I like how chuds never talk about Werewolves Within, despite the fact it features Milana Vayntrub. Their loss tбh.
>>215116422Where can I watch Tales From the Crypt online? Max doesn't have them.
>>215116718idk, torrent site of choice
The difference between the Italian poster for Trauma and the Japanese one is pretty amusing.>dario-san prease undastan we need glamour shot of your teenage daughter, this wiru sell tickets...
>>215116680Well I assume literally because they can only count on domestic returns if they release it in Japanese.Godzilla Minus One is more interesting because it had such a good box office result outside of Japan, but was in Japanese.
Really the high light of this film
>>215116604is there any version of this that isn't DARK AS FUCK?
>>215116729kek
Invaders from Mars is almost as good as Faculty
>>215116479>So many black kid episodesNo wonder you love it
>>215116733The image is too grainy, I can't make out the stubble very well. >tfw there are like 5 amityfags on the planet so we will never see these pits in 4K why even life?
>>215116963She should consider herself lucky the chimp didn't literally eat her face and end her career right there
>>215116850I think the original is better than the 80s version. but the 80s version has better invaders.
Yeah, The Resurrected was kino
>>215117106yeah
>>215117106yep
>>215114266that i am
y a k u b i a n /hor/
>>215117106Yes. One of the best Lovecraft adaptions.
Rec some hong kong or chink horror. Older the better. Of course, being easily findable is a bonus
>>215117275
>>215117295Mr. Vampire
>>215116718Russian porn sites though they're most likely dubbed.
>>215117295Calamity of Snakes
>>215117296>only happens when they look at jewsFascinating.
fatchads stay winning on Halloween
>>215117295hopping vampires?>>215117317theres like a dozen of those too
Just finished. Hard to categorize as horror, but pretty compelling. Girl sees her prostitute mother get killed by a john, grows up and ends up in a loveless marriage, decides to moonlight as a hooker for the thrill of it, but then starts killing her clients. Gets weirder from there until a disappointing ending. Honestly pretty damn good. From the director of The Boogeyman and starring his wife, who's gorgeous and goes full frontal.
>>215117295Encounters of the Spooky KindThe Boxer's Omen
>>215117383
>>215117333Jesus Christ this movie is insane. Do not watch if you can't stomach seeing animals die for real, they must fucking kill like 200 snakes in this
>>215116729Like he would object to that ever.
And then you wonder why zoomers speedwatch stuff all the time.
>>215117465I've read it was thousands. Makes you wonder if the film makers got cursed like in the film.
>>215117474one of those 4 movies a day anon needs to take up this October challenge.
most pathetic dracula. god bless
>>215116729>girl who was allowed to go topless at 16 in a movie grew up to think it was fine to fool around with teenagersproduct of her environment, innocent of all charges, the court of public opinion was wrong
What are we watching tonight
>>215116456How is that movie
>>215117614There’s a reason people only ever post Varley pics from it, it’s boring and more of a comedy than horror
>>215117317>>215117333>>215117379>>215117405These seem like good picks but why are there like 50 vampire films?
>>215117653they're chinese hopping vampires and they're kung fu kino. idk if china has any other spooks.
>>215117653a couple of jiangshi movies got popular and it started a fad, is my guess
>>215117593Watched Rec 3 and remembered everything I hated about it a decade ago.>ditches the camera POV after twenty minutes>decides to be a comedy>it's not funny>that whole scene when the bride decides to girlboss with a chainsaw that isn't functioningSeeing the thigh + garter on the bride was sexo though
>>215117653The same reason there's thousands of western vampire, zombie, ghost, demon etc movies. That's just a popular monster type in their cultureAlso watch The Cat (1992)
ROTLD was kino.It's actually a rare film where the plot slides forward easily without main characters. Seems like a theme is the youth and the older generation, but it's not about a clash, more about living in the same world, having a handover and I guess having to deal with the shit older generations have been stalling on.The zombies were actually creepy at times because of the sentient ambush element.
>>215117967oh also props to Quigley for running around in the nude for most of it. How hard is it for a modern film to do this.
>>215117349EAT A BOWL OF FUCK
Watched Longlegs. Very frustrating film. Lots of things I like about it but so many things I hate about it that it kind of averages out to a very middling movie with some pops. Terrible third act, inexplicable character behaviors, often nauseating cinematography. Nic Cage is always fun. It Follows girl is pretty good. Plot kept me engaged at least. Some really cool visual stuff. Turn the fucking brightness up sometimes.
>>215117967Still one of my favs after watching it at least 20 or 30 times.>>215117981It was a better, simpler time back then.
>>215117967I stumbled onto this back in the vhs days, mid 90s, just renting every damn thing they had in the horror section and was floored by it. At the time it was out of print and didn't have much of a reputation, and everything about it felt electric going in with no expectations. Glad in the years since it's become such a classic
Streaming spooky movies all month onManestream.live/bongOther channels are doing the same but mine is non stop
>>215118040Yeah I had the same feelings. For every win (like the cool shots of the demonic entity) it had a loss.
>>215117614it's has a lot of good visuals but it is a barebones folktale. other than the climax in the last 10 minutes, it isnt exactly spooky. but i enjoyed the comedy as well. >>215117648there is a lot of cool stuff to post pics of but it's basically all from the same part at the very end. someone posted a cool webm of the hands coming out of the wall the other day which is what got me to watch it
>>215117967I found this on HBO as a kid and it scared the hell out of me while also giving me an eternal boner for punk girls.I just went to a showing of it at a local theater a few days ago. I have it on 4K, but it's even better on the big screen with the music really blasting
I think people complaining about horror being "difficult to watch" should shut the fuck up
>>215116422Chucky's license must be dirt cheap since he's the only one of those "Halloween Fantas" to be on every country, Michael Myers is exclusive to north America, Megan is on almost every country aside from South America where they only got Freddy Fazbear and Chucky, Mexico has her however and so does Europe
>>215118258is that a thing?
>>215118297this will sell our soft drink
Any good torrent of tales from the crypt or that old Hitchcock Anthology
>>215118173>there is a lot of cool stufflike this skeleton
>>215118299Quite often any time there's anything other than goreslop for contentious content. Right now a bunch of people are whining about the child murder segment of VHS Horror and how uncomfortable it made them.
Tonight's moobie
>>215118337>the guy in the corner
>>215117383Fantastic Tubicore
>>215117296>biological jewdarkinda cool
>>215116733cute
>>215117333Any relation to calamity of snakes 3?
>>215118375OOOH, Karen Witter!! She was married to Chuck Lorre and you might've seen her in Popcorn and Out of the Dark
>>215118502oh muh dickhttps://www.aznude.com/view/story/k/karenwitterunpublishedimages.html
>>215117967I rewatched it yesterday, it's such a fantastic movie. I even read Thin Man's 30th anniversary review and I liked it, I was in a good mood I guess. For some reason I remembered James Karen having a bigger role, but it's pretty much Clu and the nazi leading the pack for 2/3 of the movie
>>215118502Does that sweater say "eat my fish" ???
>>215118379Spagett is horror btw
>>215117967>tfw no Tina gf
>>215118606Based
>>215118606Thom Mathews deserved a better career
kolobos
Scooby-Doo is horror and perfect to watch for Halloween season
>>215118954kek
>>215118954Scooby WHO?
>>215117593this. not sure what i'm in for
>>215118802who should be added for 2025?
>>215119031*that should be this version
>>215119028it's pretty good. it's no The Fly but it's pretty good
i need a slasher with a cosy as fuck first act, drive in/grindhouse vibes, and enough nudity to make my mom say i cant rent it from blockbuster.
>>215118954Agreed
>>215118297FNAF's movie was shit, too fucking tame, The Banana Splits movie did the concept better, PG-13 horror in general sucks (unless it is 80s PG-13 horror, they seemed able to get away with more back then)
>>215119121sleepaway camp? my bloody valentine? chopping mall?
>>215119185>sleepaway campare you tryna prank me?
>>215119168FNAF movie being so tame is strange since it's pg13 anyway and the games are quite a lot darker. Also the script, cinematography and editing were all awful and looked like something a youtuber would have made 10 years ago. I'm fine with tame kids horror but the execution was so bad. The dialogue is so bad and the ghost kids scenes is among the worst thing I've ever seen in a movie. There's been plenty of PG horror that did dark themes before, there's no excuse for anything to suck as bad as FNAF did.
>>215119252if you haven't seen it you need to watch it right now without looking up anything else about it
>>215119253i don't think any of the games were all that darker, most of the time it's just a creepy doll jumping at your face and you get a game over or some shitty animation of a fucked up looking robot
>>215119263ive been thoroughly spoiled on it actually. i have a bad habit of watching analyses of movies i havent seen. im sure when i do get around to it i will like it a lot tho. however, tonight i just wanna see cuties with bare boobies.
>>215119049Scooby Do
>>215119121
>>215119291Darker in tone certainly. Half of FNAF is just some guy doing a boring dayjob during the day and talking to some white lady who throws his normal pills in the river.
Wtf was his problem?
Hellraiser 3 deserves to be remade as a 10 episode streaming series.
>>215119332just pay attention to the movie zoomer
>>215119309this is on tubi, for those who actually watch things recommended in these threads
>>215119332he just wanted to go home. imagine being stuck on an alien planet with a bunch of psychos who want to kill you.
>>215116422great double featureI still need to watch Bordello of Blood.
>>215119305
>>215119380what tool is used to make these?
>>215119380dusk til dawn and bordello of blood should be a better match but i dont think it ever could be
>>215119380Bordello of Blood is way better than Ritual, but neither compare to Demon Knight
>>215119412https://topsters.org/
>>215119127The boo brothers is the worst if the 80s scooby doo movies
>>215119400holy kek
>>215119448Ghoul School > Reluctant Werewolf > shit > Boo Brothers
>>215119424I disagree but I think Bordello is probably the better tales from the crypt meme production. Ritual feels like a random B movie they bought off the shelf and bookended with the absolute worst cryptkeeper bit ever. Ritual came from nothing but had ambitions. Bordello had zero ambition and zero impact despite big enough budget and studio behind it.
I don't know why the 'Tales from the Crypt' series isn't available to buy on iTunes. It would be an instant buy from me.
In case you haven't, check out the "how not to make a movie" podcast, it's from the makers of bordello of blood and it's very interesting if you're interested in that kind of behind the scenes stuff
>>215119486>Ritual feels like a random B movie they bought off the shelfIt wasIt stars post-nosejob Jennifer GreyBordello is a solid vampire movie, it's gory and trashy and sexy, and when compared to like John Carpenter's Vampires for example since they both star wildly miscast leading men, it's not fucking boring
>>215119525It has some weird rights issues going on. I think the movie, tv and Cryptkeeper character all have different rights holders.
>>215118606Is she still associating with that pedophile who played Scuz in the movie?
>>215119536Bordello hit the tales from the crypt beats. Bad jokes, titties, some gore. It feels like something you should not be able to complain about but not more than that.I really like the completely not-carpenter sequel Vampires Los Muertos myself.
>>215118297They’re all Universal owned ips I think. Especially with Halloween II they’ve been marketing the hell out of their horror properties lately.
my fav slashers*
>>215119683is candyman really a slasher? i dont remember any of the sequels.
>>215119683kino list. a few on there I haven't seen, good tidings.
>>215119536>It stars post-nosejob Jennifer GreyAnd for that reason, I'm out.
>>215119805nta but she is sexo in it. nipples rock hard the whole film.
Time for some Hammer Lee/Cushing kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsUqWDaHgsc
hope you guys dont fuckin crucify me for calling myself analysis anon but ive written a few detailed analyses so far this month. Anyway, this is what ive seen so far this month (including the very end of september cause that vamp movie was pretty good) im VERY open to suggstions for the rest of the month.
>>215119716I count it as one but you could argue it, TCM, Tourist Trap, Evil Dead Trap aren't really. I almost included People Under the Stairs too but that doesn't include an iconic killer costume (unless you count the gimp suit) so it seemed just 1 step too far.>>215119725Thanks, I'd recommend any of them. Curtains and Home For The Holidays are probably the most obscure but they're definitely worth checking out. Curtains is a pretty interesting Canadian slasher from the early 80s that keeps up a spooky vibe. Home for the Holidays is a TV movie from 73 that's kind of a proto-slasher Fan trailer of Curtains https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGDqaBMDdig
>>215119843watch History of the Occult (2020)one of the most slept on films because it's in simlish.
watching friday the 13th part 6 nowI feel like F13 is the only horror franchise that peaks in the middle of its run
>>215119843I head Funny Games is a quasi meta deconstruction of horror movie genre like Scream was, is it really like that?
>>215119950>meta deconstruction of horror movie genreindeed>like Screamabsolutely not. id rather call it an anti-exploitation home invasion horror film, and its one that seeks to make you uncomfortable not as a viewer, not as a self insert, but as an audience member. its quite unpleasant because it doesnt have the trappings of horror, its just horrifying. its very low on the fear, gore, jumpscare, and sexy indices, but has its own sense of gripping. Having seen the german and not the english version, im gonna go out on a limb and say go with the version thats closer to your native tongue, theres some vocal register stuff going on and its harder to catch in a foreign language than in a native tongue. try not to look anything up because the act one twist is an important aspect of the tension of the film. both the english and the german are directed by the same person and afaik its a shot for shot remake but with english speaking actors.
Just finished. Completely lame snowbound slasher about some snowmobilers at a cabin getting possessed. Boring kills, nudity teased but not delivered.
>>215119950Scream is also a competent slasher. In fact at this point there's more movies that copy Scream than there are ones that scream was playing around with.
>>215118040Most 5/10 horror film ever.>>215119826I actually saw her in A Real Pain not long ago and she's still hot imo. I'm just being a bitch over the nosejob lol
>>215120024duly noted been on my sights for a while now
>>215117333That was quite the picture. Chinks do not fuck around. Soundtrack kinda reminded me of a spaghetti horror sometimes and it turned into horror sentai near the end which was cool.>>215117465You weren't joking>First twelve minutes has the actors whacking the shit out of snakes with construction tools and shovels>Trained possums for the sole purpose of biting off snake heads and tearing their throats open >The snakes were probably pulled from some rando jungle. Clearly confused as shit over wtf is going on. >Camerawork purposely shows waggling beheaded snakes in agony just to make the audience feel something.
>>215119950All I know is Haneke loves to assault the audience.
Way better than it needed to be
>>215120024Tbf i think the most you're going to miss between German and English is maybe five fat jokes. I'd vote the German one because German one more beautiful buildings and scenery, excepting Naomi Watts
>>215120456Way less Telly than you would expect from the poster too
>>215120456It actually needed to be at least that good actually
>stralian hours
>>215118297>>215119641Even they know Halloween 2 is better than the shitty trilogy Gordon Green farted out a couple of years ago
>>215120183Kek, so many insane scenes. Kind of sucks there's not a 4k remaster because it's a sight to behold. Like that guy comes out of the box of snakes.
>>215119168Blumhouse Productions movies in general are shit, they're really fucking tame at least lately, barely any blood and obviously no T&A, they feel too samey, they had a interview a couple of days ago with one of the guys in charge of the company and they said they always dreamed of getting the rights for Freddy and Jason to make movies for these franchises, but I can't for the life of me see them ever doing any of those any justice, the guy also claimed that they almost got the rights for Texas Chainsaw Massacre but lost the bidding wars to another studio
>>215118222Based
>>215121315With how much money the terry fire movies made and how iconic art became one would think blumhouse would take notes and try to copy that.
>>215121390I'm not sure just copying it would work. I mean there were films like Hatchet for years and nobody cared.But I guess yeah you could make the most violent film ever made for shock value and just see how it flies. But the Blumhouse PR department would probably say it's a bad idea for the brand.
>>215121214>*Eyeballs fucking explode, leaving nothing but bleeding holes in Hallowen 2* >*Can still see clearly in Halloween 4* >*Has his eyeballs back again in Halloween 5 and even sheds a tear*
>>215121441then his head gets asploded again in 6
Just finished. Simply baffling psycho-thriller with minor slasher elements, included as part of Vinegar Syndrome's Homegrown Horrors vol 2 box. Homoerotic and stupid.
>>215116733>>215116963The film grain gives Horror movies SOUL
>>215118297The first M3gan movie was just a loose remake of the 2019 Chucky movie where he was a robot instead of a possessed doll
>>215121479>Homoerotic and stupid.I'm in
>>215121214you're gonna get home drunk and try and eat that
I like to read books called "dying Earth genre". Are there horror movies set in the same genre?
>>215121970They Live
anything new other than vhs halloween? I always like to check out some straight to video trash that releases in october
>>215122058idiot
>>215121970SunshineJunk HeadPandorum
>>215122110Based Junkhead enjoyer. Is he making a new one still?
>>215122147junk world released in theaters (japan) a while ago
>>215122147yah there's a new one doing the film festival circuit at the moment
Hack O Lantern is available on 4k now
Anyone looking forward to Bone Temple. Comes out in January.
>>215121315Based >>215121214They're really pushing M3gan still
>>215121506The best is when they release older horror movies with nude scenes in 4k and you can see grain on top of the women's nipples and ass
Favourite female horror directors who are female women?
>>215122609>Favourite female horror directorshonestly that's just not a category I'm cataloged in my brainI struggle to think of even one female director I think is particularly good at anything in any genreLeni Riefenstahl maybe?
>>215122609Lizzie Borden.
>>215122609The only female director I can name that has made more than 1 horror movie I liked is Karyn Kusama, who made Jennifer's Body & The Invitation.
>>215122377watching old horror in 4K is setting yourself up for disappointmentyou think that girl showed some puss turns out she was wearing a genital cover the whole time
Some campy old stuff:The Incredibly Strange Creatures That Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies.Thrill Killers. Astro ZombiesCorpse GrindersWorm-EatersGruesome Twosome2000 Maniacs Decoy For Terror/Enrick Santamaran - 1967Dementia (Daughter of Horror)/John ParkerEquinox/David Allen & Jim DanforthLove Camp 7Death Smiles on a Murderer/MassaccesiHouse of Dark Shadows/Dan CurtisWhat should I watch?
What are YOU, (yes, you) gonna be doing to your very own M3GAN once you get her? Also did you know? Life size M3GAN dolls have been produced
>>215122770it sure wouldn't replace the practicality or surpass the effectiveness of a hand operated pocket pussy if that's what you mean
Which one are you more excited for?
NO SADAKO! PLEASE DON'T CRAWL OUT OF MY TV AND SUCK MY DICK! NOOOOOOOOO!
>>2151227512000 Maniacs
>>215122717Some do show pussy and pubic hair, like "Strip nude for your killer" from 1975
Why did they keep playing around the field if there was a dead dog over there and nobody said a word first? This mistery better be resolved by the end of the film or i'll be very mad
>>215122609I like Julia Ducournau.
>>215123385>mistery
Why are horror obsessed women on social media so fucking annoying?
>>215122924nooo sadako dont murder me with you delicious ethereal butt!!!
>>215123385Canadians are like that
Ghostwatch (1992) – A powerful Worth a Watch for the sheer brazenness of it. A mockumentary, recorded weeks earlier, it was presented as a live broadcast in which *real* BBC presenters explored allegations of poltergeist activity in Greater London, in what Americans would call a townhouse (but what I assume was a kind of posh, public housing, since there is reference to a transfer application). A strange *presence* has been bothering a divorcee and her two daughters, doing all the classic things: breaking objects, manifesting inhuman voices, scratching and groping the more pubescent, *gropable* daughter. This is a lot more exciting than it sounds on paper. The presenters -- and even the kids -- turn into consummate actors and completely sell the thing. Some of the more credulous Brits even thought it was all real . . . and some apparently STILL think it! (Though after the theatrics crank up at the end, it would take a real dunderhead.) Put this alongside Orson Welles War of the Worlds broadcast as another piece of unforgettable hoax media! (But a fun hoax, unlike Saddam’s WMDs and the like.)
>>215123420the whole horror community is full of spergs, nothing new
As much as you guys joke about the huehues, I'm surprised you don't love Coffin Joe. the unrepentant chud superman. You should watch the whole trilogy, but shockingly the third, very late movie is the apex of it.This is how dedicated the actor/director was to his character: He grew his nails out to play him in the 1960s movie . . . and let 'em grow all the way until he died in 2020!
>>215123511I only have seen the 3rd film of the series. One of the stories was pretty good the other 2 were meh
>>215123625Oh no, you're mistaken. He had cameos and host status in a few nominal anthology films, like The Strange World of Coffin Joe, but that's *not* mainline, and *not* a very good movie.The ACTUAL Coffin Joe trilogyAt Midnight I'll Take Your Soul (1964)This Night I'll Possess Your Corpse (1967)Embodiment of Evil (2008)Strange World is almost unwatchable, but these others are certainly not.
>>215123705>Strange World is almost unwatchable, but these others are certainly not.welp, guess which one I watched...
>WNUF Halloween Special’ & ‘Out There Halloween Mega Tape’ Now Available...hey, cool>...only at Walmart With Double Feature Blu-raylolwut
>>215122886The Del Toro one because by all accounts it's a lifelong dream project of his. If it's the same style/as good as Eggers' Nosferatu, then I'm happy. Excited to see Mia Goth as well, but the rest of the cast are literal whos. Hopefully Netflix doesn't fuck it up.
I tried watching Clown in a Cornfield for the second time last night and fell asleep again. I'll try one more time tonight, I probably only have like half an hour left or less.
>>215122886>2nd one is a feminist musicalI mean, even if del toro one is dog shit will still be better
Ginger Snaps is a solid 7/10, was a good watch. Sad no Big Booba Mimi Rogers display tho. Still disappointed everybody was ok to play field hockey with a dead dog corpse right there
>>215123901>7/10>dude Mimi Rogersthe movie wasn't for you
What are yours horror gems made past 2010 till today.
>>215124042I know, I'm a heterosexual male
I forgot how good this was
>>215124103was the sequel any good? I think I have it in the eternal backlog
>>215122997Ok I will watch this. Thanks
>>215124102not a good one if you focused more on the menopausal woman and not the sexy young redhead who is literally in breeding season
>>215124131A Taste of Blood was more acceptable film of Herschell Gordon Lewis. Blood Feast was his worst.
>>215124162I said you are a faggot and I'm not, you lost, don't try to argue reddit shit here.
>>215124214>you're a faggot because you like the sexy teenager instead of the old ladytry again
>>215124101Hereditary, The VVitch and Weapons
>>215120456Its fantastic, really underrated
>>215123852Already checked out both of them thanks to some anon who posted a DDL last yearStill on the hunt for the third one though
The Dentist is such a good flick, I also love what they do with the setting, they somehow create a memorable place out of a dentist office
>>215123901The 2nd one is solid but not as good as the original. Follows shortly after the events of the first. Still need to watch the prequel.
>>215122751The Day Time Ended pairs nicely with Equinox. It's more scifi than horror but there's enough creatures and shit I think it qualifies.
These threads are just woman posting. Do straight men have no personality beyond their sexuality?
>>215125093I'm watching Haunted right now with Abigail Breslin. Ever seen it? But nah, I like young and pretty chicks like everybody else, yet I actually like talking about movies. I'm the guy that posts reviews for every movie I watch. I think I might do it all year.
>>215125150>>215125093Sorry, it's called Haunter, not Haunted. I really good ghosty gem on Tubi. It's just what we were looking for!
>want to watch obscure japanese spook movie>can't find it at my regular file sites>not allowed to ask on /tv/ for files>/r/ and /t/ are extremely slow, you need to wait for a week for resultsA little bit dissapointed.
>>215125093your lack of a sexuality due to any number of reasons (that I could speculate upon) makes you the otherit's not wise for you to reveal yourself
>>215125442enough with the cheap reverse psychologywhat movie are you actually talking about?
How's the original Goosebumps TV series?Nice amount of good episodes, or more duds than hits?
>>215125487
>>215125722>equates looking at fully clothed women with pornographyas I said, I could speculate as to why you're like this
>>215123385it is a bit of a goof
>>215125487Paula Marshall in Hellraiser 3 was hot and it pissed me off how she just disappears from the film until the cenobite reveal.
>>215125572
>>215125779Yeah, they could've had a solid street-wise slut & intrepid but vanilla reporter dynamic for the whole movie, and it would've been a better story that way, even if she dies and becomes a cenobite by the end.It's really wasted potential, but they really just wanted a vehicle for a Pinhead rampage.
>watched Silver Bullet yesterday It was alright.
>>215125892probably the sanest busey's ever been
>>215125487Not him/her but you sound like a retard.
>>215125892Anti-Christian zogslop.
DUDE i LOVE Cure/Pulse it's my favorite horror movie, such a masterpiece. what? oh, no, I would never watch one of his other movies lol
>>215125864It's like they set up a solid, sympathetic character who could easily be swayed by Pinhead, gave her a positive sisterly figure to contrast with Pinhead, and then just blew their load immediately by corrupting Terri instead of writing the plot around it. Such a shame.
>>215125913Not believable.
>>215125863have you tried searching for Minna no Uta, its alternate title?
>>215125919watch pervert wars
>>215125919Hey, that guy did Sweet Home? I feel like so many Japaneze horror shit the ending, like Marebito. Are these better? Never seen any except the surreal SH, but I liked it.
>>215125652Are You Afraid of the Dark? Is better
>>215125863>Sana AKA Minna no Uta 2023 1080p AMZN WEB-DL H264 DDP5 1-kaedeI found it. Don't think it has subs though.
>>215124735>2025>still no new Dentist kino besides 2 movies>people are still deathly scared of dentists due to how painful/uncomfortable>dentists even evolved from mere dental care to lynchian kino like veneers that completely destroy your actual normal teeth forever from being literally shaved akin to a sharks, to lovecraftian cosmetic procedures like fillers or buccal fat removal that can leave you disfigured permanentlyWhat a waste
>>2151259323 and Deader are the most disappointing ones for me, those could've been much better movies if they'd been able resist spamming Pinhead over and over in the second half.People always say Inferno is okay, but that's just a bad Se7en ripoff ultimately, and it would still be that even if they'd struck a better balance between having an actual story centered more around the box than just Pinhead.
>>215125987I used to be into AYAOTD that's why I'm curious about GoosebumpsI've only seen tiny clips, never the full thing
>>215125652>>215126028If you go on jewtube there's a fellow named Papa Meat who reviewed a number of episodes considered to be the best of the show. Goosebumps was aimed more at children though whereas AYAOTD was aimed at young teens.
>>215120024I've never seen a movie so pointedly trigger people into offended umbrage like Funny Games. Regularly still see essays fuming and seething about what a pretentious twat Haneke ispic rel is reddit but I'm sure you've seen the even more incensed threads on the catalog here
>>215126091kek, thought that was /film/ for a second/tv/ and reddit are pretty much indistinguishable these days
Esther did nothing wrong in Orphan. Everyone was unnecessarily aggro towards her for no reason. The mom treated her like a psycho killer from the start. Sure, she turned out to actually be one, but the mom had no reason to think that she was actually a 30 year old midge serial killer, so she just comes across as a woman bullying a small child, a child who finally flips out. I’m team Esther.
>>215121970never read Jack Vance but is the book "genre" about the environment or the picaresque structure and sword and sorcery within such an imposing setting?
>>215123872what a waste of 3 October nights
>>215123511Coffin Joe has a shitton of movies in-between the 2nd and 3rd movies of the "trilogy", worth looking into, Arrow did a pretty comprehensive box a couple years back
>>215126155Yeah, the worlds are mostly stronger than characters, except for Cugel from Eyes of the Overworld (set in Dying Earth) and some of the villains from The Demon Princes (SF).>>215121970No movie, but read Michael Shea's Nifft and especially In Yana, the Touch of Undying.
>>215126187Luckily the first attempt was in September I guess. I can fit in something else after the third and final attempt tonight....
>>215121970Brother, here's that In Yana Dying Earth book I was talking about. It's a rarity, so enjoy it. It's got a fuckload of horror and monsters in it, that's for sure, in addition to the wonderfully rococo Vancian stuff. Ignore the shitty cover, has nothing to do with anything.https://limewire.com/?referrer=pq7i8xx7p2
DONT THINK ABOUT IT
>>215125093Dude, sex is the point of lifeIf you're not think about it ten times per minute you probably have some developmental disorder
>>215126337Quality tween/kids horror
>>215125942First half of Hellraiser 3 was awesome. I stopped liking it when the goth girl got CENOBITED. I really wish they became lesbians.
>boomers thought this was more attractive than Angela
>>215126515Forgot the pic
>>215124101I like these https://boxd.it/pnNEw$GlWpJX4c45helAok
>>215126515I thought this was going to be an Anti-Judy post.
>>215125442>>215125863you need to join Avistaz/Cinemaz during open signups https://avistaz.to/auth/register
>>215126484100%.
>Gale Weathersvs>Gail HailstormWhich do you prefer?
>>215126717Gail Hailstorm swallows.
rewatching Burton's Sleepy Hollow, and I can’t get over how my friends and I thought it looked like trash when it first came out
>>215121214Halloween 2 is fucking great. Why would they think otherwise?
soapybros what the fuck happened...
>>215126228>>215123511Watch Awakening of the Beast.
>>215127060BUCCD.
>6 Scream movies and Roman and still has the most kills at 9I don't think anyone will ever beat him
>>215127060Why do they do this? Seriously, it's like women go out of their way to make themselves look worse.
>>215127060hentai blowjob cheeks
>>215127060Welcome boys and ghouls!
>>215127060I WISHTHAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>>215127385who's the twink?
>>215126319>YanaReminder! Don't miss a free epub of a forgotten, out-of-print Vancian classic!
>>215127060>>215127385I'm sad now, thanks.
>>215127060Is that a tranny on the right?
>>215127060it's not even funny it's just sad and horrifying
>>215127398My boyfriend
>>215127060Extreme contouring
>>215127112because women fucking hate each other. so when they do stupid shit like this it’s all ‘oh you look (or would look) great!’ meanwhile they’re thinking haha fuck you. women are a meme.
>>215127060>Appear in drag contour painted for the back row>Men convinced it's surgeryY'all dumb
Haunter (2013) – In this Excellent dark fantasy, we see the expansive and *expressive* heart-shaped face of Abigail Breslin portraying a ghostly teen caught in a rut. Her old home from 1984 is simulated to the finest detail, but it’s trapped in a misty abyss from which there is no escape; her little Atari-playing brother and parents are there, but only SHE knows she’s dead, yet she is forced to live the same day, the last day of her fifteenth year, over and over again. Fatalistic and sarcastic, she’s almost given up entirely . . . until her spectral home is seemingly haunted IN TURN, and she finds connections to the past and future -- making this a spook story of almost *epic* scope! Don’t let the cheesy CGI intro (which reminds me of a hidden object game) turn you off from this, because everything else, including script and acting, is absolutely PRIMO. Putting the icing on the cake is the marvelous *completeness* of the story. Of course we don’t know everything about *everything*, but every aspect of ANY importance is explored in 90 minutes, and in a *natural* way that left me perfectly satisfied. (This is a film of dopplegangers! The wicked ghost (the guy from Pontypool) is a quarter-turn away from Willem Dafoe, and the dad could easily be the younger brother of Christopher Walken! Whatever their similarities, their acting is all THEIRS, and they shine at it. One of the most uncomfortable moments for me, surprisingly, was when Lisa’s Walken-adjacent dad goes into a very realistic fit of anger, screaming and slamming things.)
>>215116733how long are her arms up for?
>>215127952>when the 'straight' man speaks
>>215128058Not long enough to finish.
>>215128028Breslin is weird. She either looks cute or like a typical British slag, no inbetween.
>>215128216british slags are cute
I think it'd be cool if we picked an easily accessible short film for each thread that we can all watch and discuss.
>>215128216She's not weird. She's as pretty as any girl needs to be, plus she's INTERESTING to look at, which is even better. (There's a reason the film does so many close-ups of her face.) If I could have my choice of her or some generic blade-faced model, I'd definitely, definitely take her.
>>215128224Fuck off
>>215128224Bro, watch La Cabina, the Spanish short classic! The fateful phone booth has a public replica on display in Madrid, it's so famous. (But you probably have seen it.)https://youtu.be/1H1_p6B4Ugo?si=RsxYUfb4An0qPygz
>>215128346>>215128346>>215128346
>>215128224Gay
>>215128224Why is it so difficult to find short movies to watch?
>>215125961>>215126006>>215126629Ok thx.
>>215128388their best bet is getting screened at festivals and most have rules that prevent you from just uploading it online plus you may not have music copyrights to just upload to Youtube let alone shit compression and devaluing your work amid the slop ocean.
>>215124735I don't know, my main complaint is that they didn't go far enough with the dentist theme. They could have done so many more sick and gory kills with dentistry equipment.
>>215125892Would have been so much better with more gore. Especially the scene where the werewolf is killing all the hunters.
