>here's your new dana scully bro
would
>>215124555Ahahahaha is this real?If so guaranteed DOA
>>215124600Same
>>215124555qt
homework stealin vibe
>>215124555SHEEEEEIT MULDAH YOU BE A WACK-ASS MUTHAFUCKA SEEIN AYLIENS AN SHIT ERRYWHERE M-HMMMM
>y'alls the real aliens! White folx are evil!
>>215124672Unironically yeah. America belongs to native-americans. Yall illegal alien white folx should go back to Europe.
she's pretty
>>215124555What are they going to do? They've spent the last 15-20 years labelling conspiracy theories as alt right/far right extremists content
>another redhead character replaced by a nigger#GingerLivesMatter#MakeAmericaRedheadAgain
>>215124555Black woman as a voice of reason. America is healing. Who will play spooky conspiratard?
>>215124555/x/iggers deserve it.
>>215124555OOOOOO MASSA GREYS YOU GON MAKE ME SQUIRR
>>215124798somebody likes their jungle bunnies to be a squirtin
Someone post the kkk ayy please.
>>215124555>it's a Qanon episode
>>215124555I looked it up and couldn't see anything about her playing Scully. It does say it's a reboot though. Maybe she's a new agent? I don't care what color she is if it's a good show, but a lot of shows on streaming services the last few years are full of ham-fisted culture-war political messages. Apparently Chris Carter is involved though so maybe it'll be ok
>>215124555muller, ain't be no alienz
>>215124555does she play ET?
>>215124555>agent shantae, any leads on the aero coin murder case>shhiiit I waz lookin up on dark webs 4chan and found sum shiet
>>215124884>I looked it up and couldn't see anything about her playing Scullyuse your critical thinking skills to understand what's going on
>>215124555the N files
>>215124555Calling it now, there will at least be an episode of about online murder troll nazis
idk how anyone cares enough to hate black people in 2025 this isn't even baitarabs and indians have exposed themselves as the real issue for like a decade
>>215124555What's with black women picking these hair styles that show off their receeding hairlines
>>215124996we can be fed up with multiple people.
>>215124555>OH LAWD DEM X-FILES
>>215124555Literally every antagonistic will be the white devil
>>215124555they deliberately only use ugly black actresses. not that it would be justified, but we could be getting a hot black Scully. but they refuse to provide hot chocolate negresses. for some reason.
Boys! There's already a thread up. We need to combine our snark and racism, not split it!>>215119591>>215119591>>215119591
>>215125073>marginalized communities often ignored by traditional sci-fi I feel like one of the core tenants of the science fiction genre, even classically, is stories about the oppressed what the fuck are they talking about
>>215124727pretty ugly
>>215124555Modern Americans are a shame to previous generations.
>>215125080racism would make entertainment great again, it's worth it. Art over inclusivity and retardation, any day.
>>215125073>episodes centered around marginalized communities often ignored by traditional sci-fiS1E14 "Gender Bender" - AmishS1E19 "Shapes" - nativesS1E23 "Roland" - disabled adultsS2E15 "Fresh Bones" - Hatian refugeesS2E20 "Humbug" - circus freaksS2E25 "Anasazi" - nativesS3E1 "The Blessing Way" - nativesS3E5 "The List" - black death row inmatesS3E6 "2Shy" - fat chicksS3E18 "Teso Dos Bichos" - MexicansS3E19 "Hell Money" - Asian immigrantsand so on.
>>215125184Addendum:S4E3 "Teliko" - Albino African must harvest melanin from other blacks to live
>>215124555A balding black man as scully?
>>215124555>scully i just saw a alien spaceship>listen white boy i dont care bout no aliens when you crackers keeping da blaxk people down, now pass me ma chincken wangs
>>215125184That still wasn't enough representation anon
>>215124875Why not? There were satanic panic episodes in X Files.
>>215124555I don't mind seeing blacks on TV but if you're going to do it, atleast make sure they look attractive and not like literal monkeys. What the fuck is this shit?
>>215124555To play Devil's Advocate, Scully and Mulder, despite being the heart of the show - have had their character's potential completely exhausted. There's no room left for them to grow as characters, unless you retcon or throw in gimmicks. At that point you'd just retire the show, but if you were to keep going - a new set of protagonists is the only way to make it work. Mulder and Scully were just pastiches of themselves by the end of the original show.
>>215125184>S1E14 "Gender Bender" - AmishFuture agent krycek fucks an Amish dude in this one lol
>>215124555why are they already revealing the aliens in the promo shots?
No Blacks Files
>>215126043>krycekmore like KryKEKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec7SBIFnVUU
Way to ruin the show.
Is it on Netflix?
>>215125000It's called empowering or something int that direction. We wouldn't understand
>>215124600>>215124649hang.
>>215125579
>>215125184
>>215124555>another ginger anagramI saw the semi conspiracy post a couple years ago about all red heads get race swapped to oonga boongas and ever since then I've noticed just how prevalent it's become. anybody have any clue why gingers seem specifically targeted to get turned black?
>>215124555>shows dies after a season or two>swept into the dust bin of woke
>>215126857>anybody have any clue why gingers seem specifically targeted to get turned black?whites are a global minority and redheads are a white minority of that minority. and they also recognize that redheads are highly sought for by white men. they are often the sexiest
>>215126677>sculy the aliens keep telling me 56% what could this mean>its obvious mulder, these aliens are racist
>>215124555would lynch
>>215125076she's white ftfy
>>215127753Holy shit dude, you obliterated that strawman. Show some mercy next time.
>>215127819>strawman Literal jewish levels of pilpul to try and memorhole what the alt-right has been saying for 10 years.
>>215127478
>>215127819Fair but we literally cannot have more good x-files/kojack/etc because conservatives took good 'ol fun conspiracies with them off the crazy cliff
>>215127933>antisemitic rhetoric>also doesn't like the alt-rightsus
>>215127983>took conspiracies off the crazy cliffLike systemic racism causing cancer in blacks, I remember Ben Shapiro really harping on that one.
>>215124555No way.
>>215127933I don't know what "pilpul", "wignat", and "groyper" mean but I do know that every person who uses those terms is a complete douchebag.
>>215124555>Ryan Coogler's X-Fileslol, lmao even
>>215127753>>215127933This guy watched the episode of nu-Twilight Zone where the ending is everyone pulls out their cell phones on the racist pig cop and he clapped
>>215127945beautiful white goddess
>>215127991Nigger, anti-Zionism has actually become “woke”. All of this is beside the point that the right-wing has given the left ammo to call us all retards.
>>215127983>Fair but we literally cannot have more good x-files/kojack/etc because conservatives took good 'ol fun conspiracies with them off the crazy cliff
>>215128054>some people get called retards>anon automatically thinks they're talking about himMaybe they're right.
>>215126677Just the right height to suck off aliums
>>215128037>the holy jewish tactic of sophistry >low IQ white supremacists >incels as a political movement
>>215128080That man is probably donates to Hamas and is therefore actively resisting ZOG more than you.
>>215126143love it when Mulder bullies Krycek
>>215124555SHHIIIIEEEETTT
>>215125073>digital era ghost hunters>episodes centered around marginalized communitieswoke slop ruins old franchise yet again
So tired of these people, and no I don't mean black people, I mean woke people. If you want to make shows and movies with black people go ahead but stop fucking re-making everything but with black people you lazy fucking useless retards.
>>215124996Whites are the only decent race. East Asians can be too
>>215124600>me too>or should I say>me who?
>>215128787Replacement isn't diversity. Replacement is replacement. They know what they're doing.
>>215129248>I'm being eraseded!
>>215129544>gaslighting to downplay the obvious
>>215125991That's mostly Chris Carter's fault. For whatever reason he really wanted to ruin his own characters by making Scully a hysteric mother and Mulder some schizoid retard.
AI video gen can't improve fast enough. I'm dying for an opt out to human woke slop.
Even though the new Scully is a negress I guarantee you if the Mulder coded char is non-white you guys will say the show is woke trash and refuse to watch it but if he's generic white guy and the black female lead has romantic feelings for him you will all praise the show and tune in every week. That's how insecure white dudes on /tv/ are, they watch anything where they can self insert as the white lead that has an ethnic love interest, because in their mind they see it as some sort racial win or racial ego boost.
>>215124712>she doesn't know about the blonde mummies found in the Grand Canyon>she doesn't know about the redheaded giants that the Smithsonian destroyedLOL
>>215124555Add her to the collage!
>>215127753Both are true.
>>215129769You're a gay fag that's also probably homosexual.
I wonder how can The X-Files work now that the current FBI Director is a coked up conspiracy theory nutjob himself. Congress and the Attorney General are actively doing the impossible to cover up the release of a list with pedophile names in it. A lifetime leftist is invited to join a right-wing government just because he is an anti-vaxxer, conspiracy theory lunatic and former (?) addict. Clowns in congress leak classified military footage "showing" supposed UAP, only for several random youtube channels to determine there's nothing but weather baloons.Maybe this reboot should be about how the higher ups reopen the x-files in hopes to prove stupid conspiracy theories, and the new agents unwittingly show that everything has a mundane explanation.
>>215129888Shut up, fag.
>The N-Files
>>215124884>Apparently Chris Carter is involved though so maybe it'll be okYou've got to be joking. 1. What's he done anytime recently that's been worth a shit?2. It's being made by the guy who did BLACK PANTHER L M A OOOO!!3. It's current year and Drumphtler 2.3.4. It's 2025 and the White House is occupied by Hitler Squared.This pile of shit will be filled with dung so much that jeets will worship it. There is 00000% chance it will be good, probably not even watchable. LOOOL
>>215130175No lies detected.I will however, be present in the threads mocking the shit out of this. If it ever actually gets made.
>>215126677I literally through out all my X Files dvds after they did this. Unreal.
>>215130307That's a bit dramatic, anon.I'm the Chudmaster General and I still enjoy the original show.
>>215130342They should just let X-Files die at this point, the new seasons were awful
>>215124753She'll probably investigate Mulder's work and get absorbed in it, threatened a few times and then go rouge while searching for the truth because she got close to something big and just has to suck on that thi- uncover the corrupt gubberment.
>>215124555we wuz the fucking xfiles n shit>>215124672this will be 90% of all episodes
>>215129823The rarest type of White person is redheads with blue eyes, so that's what they selected to wipe out first.
I was probably never going to like the X-Files reboot, even if they were white actors.
>>215129588How do you recover from that though? When a retard writer does something like that - it seems to poison the show.
>>215124555She looks like a mop
>>215130686>I was probably never going to like the X-Files reboot, even if they were white actors.This. They could bring back Mulder and Scully, like with seasons 10 and 11, and it still wouldn't be good. This whole idea is just DOA and retarded.
>>215128574The opposite is true: the old stuff will remain and will appear better than ever by contrast
>>215124793Actual quote from a shitlib I know.
ngl Im rooting for the aliens this time
>>215124555Should have been Hunter
>>215126857>>215126914Ramesses II was red-haired. Connect the dots.Also Anderson is naturally blonde.
>>215131050
>>215130989Kevins are always faggots.
>>215124555N-FILES
>>215124555>Mulder i keep telling you we built the pyramids.>Mulder i think the government is gas lighting me. There's a constant chirp in my apartment. >What do mean what if I didn't eat breakfast. Of course i ate breakfast.
>>215130957>The opposite is true: the old stuff will remain and will appear better than ever by contrastBut it's still infuriating that I will have to append the year of release of the original show when I look it up on Google to not get the latest butchery of it.
>>215124555>bu lemme ax you sumpin.. where that beeping be comin from agent mowldah>Mulder spins in his office chair. Behind him is a poster with a fuzzy picture of a smoke alarm levitating over some dark forest with a backdrop of mountain range>Well Agent Jackson-King, it is our job to find out. The truth is out th..>DAS NOT MY JAWB DESCIPTION
>>215129964>the crime stats are in sir, and as expected despite being 13% of the po-> the shadows of the authoritative patriarchic old whyte male draws a long breath from his cigarette with a crackling sound>burn it.
>>215124555>Nexus Exclusive What does that even mean? Is Nexus a streaming service?How isn't a Ryan Coogler show on one of the main ones?
>>215124555*X-files theme song but composed of smoke alarm chirps echoing in the hallway*
>>215124555mulder: why are you a nigger, scully? scully: niggers don't exist, mulder...
Oh yeah. THIS will sell the show for sure
>>215124964agent scully of the NIG, shows badge.
>>215125579Satan is real in X-Files though
here's the updated Home episode
If and only if we get a white male as the other lead and they have hot passionate intercourse then I will watch it and I will shill it for free. Up to you, Coogler
>>215133016You just know they'll get the zestiest nigger they can find.
>>215124555>D'aneequa Harris-ScullyNo thank you.
>>215131792>What do mean what if I didn't eat breakfast. Of course i ate breakfast.What do blacks even eat for breakfast? Chicken and waffles? Cereal made for kids? I'm only half memeing. I don't know.
>>215130539She'll also be smarter than Mulder and realize where he made mistakes in a fraction of the time
>>215133253chitlins an grits an bacon yall crackers aint live dat life stop acktin liek u li dat live
>>215124996Shut up nigger You're in the same category
>>215129769Shut up schizo niggerwhite men aren't dreaming of power fantasies involving sheboons
>>215129769TRUTH NUKE
I'm not watching anything featuring niggers front and center any more. I see the happy black family at my fucking ATM, I see the happy biracial black-man white-woman on the home page of my investment firm, every goddam fucking ad that interrupts my viewing on YouTube has niggers in it. The other thing I can control is what I watch. So no niggers. No more. I've had it.
>>215132780Brilliant idea.
>>215129769Those are bots and israelis you fucking retard
>>215134228Smart move anon
>>215134228very based
>>215134125Eh, white men with jungle fever exists.
>>215134228Can't blame you
>>215134401Go outside retard It's literally the least likely pairing for white males in USA I'm tired of fringe fetishes being pushed constantly
So many sexy black women and they always go with the ugliest blackest ape. No black man finds this attractive either btw
>>215135156>So many sexy black womenWeird cope
>>215135156Did her agent deliberately sabotage her career because she was too cute?
>>215124555>Redhead replaced by a sheboon They love doing this for some reason
>>215125184Leaving out the golem episode rabbi?
>>215135156>sexy black women and they always go with the ugliest blackest apeKekWhat's the difference
>>215135156White guy here I concurBlack girls got great bodies and besides some monkey faces they seem to like whiteybois
>>215124555>as of right now, I'm re-closing the X-files
>>215124555The show will be about her organizing Antifa and BLM riots?
>>215125073>it's the same!>we threw out the FBI and are now about ghost hunting!>no more government plots or aliens, now it's the metaverse, biotech and magrinalized communities!>traditional sci-fi was really racist, we're progressive!Eh?Wait a second, this isn't X-Files, this is just black people ranting about being black!
>>215126719>too stupid to recognize utility markingsI thought Jews were supposed to be smart.
>>215130539>go rougeBlack Women are the true Indians of North America.
>>215124555>The Malcom-X filesPass.
>>215132935Kek
>>215137306Kek
>>215134228>not using ublock>probably uses the appYou get what you deserve.
>>215124555>Mulder why is the hallway chirping?
>>215124555>Here's another bug eyed balding know it all sheboon Oh boy
>>215125073>digital era ghost huntersfreaky links was already done, and more than 20 years ago.
i saw one ep of the remake and it was mulder get iphone despite him never having shown trouble with technology prior
