Fucked Up Mommies editionPrevious >>215158683
Score one for Hong Kong. They don't seem to like full nudity the way the West does, but this hit the spot
>>215163276Wrong board
>>215163240The Brood was very good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCqwXgxdaNA
>>215163276Look up Cat III films, there's a whole bunch full of nudity. Moreso than the west even.
>>215163326Such as?
>>215163356Ebola Syndrome is a good one.
>>215163276Dr Lamb is about a guy cutting up naked women
>>215163240ok
What are some great /hor/ movies from the 70s?Please nothing obvious like Halloween ofc. I watched Alice Sweet Alice and Eaten Alive (1980) recently and both of those were pretty good.
Thank you anons for the bigfoog kino recs. I'm watching Willow Creek now and I love it so far I can't wait to see these dweeby couple get fucked up by some squatch. And I like that it's FF.
>mfw they forgot my diablo sauce
>>215163442Fun fact, it is directed by Bobcat Goldthwait.And Exists is directed by one of the guys who made The Blair Witch Project (though you wouldn't guess it)
>>215163369Seen this>>215163410lol ok
>>215163451I'M FUCKING THIS MONKEY ASS NOW, FAGGOTSTEINAND I WANNA KNOWWHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>215163451>Is. There. Diablo Sauce.
>>215163435There's lots to choose from. What subgenres do you enjoy exactly? Supernatural? Slasher?
>>215163529All of em.
>>215163529Oh I didn't see you were replying to an anon. Ignore my schizo-posting >>215163553
>>215163529Eaten Alive! is so based
>>215163475>Basedcat GoldthwaitNice
i should have expected an austrian horror to be a piss fetish nazi comedy
>>215163586kek, true
Any suggestions?
I want to watch a couple of decent horror movies in theaters before October ends? Is the dog film worth watching?
Two more and i'm fucking done with FF finally.
>>215163576>there is no cancel culture>but if there is, it's a good thing>and it's very morally necessary>we are glad that you're cancelled, chudyawn
>>215163576This motherfucker dated prime Nikki Cox.
>>215163613Stop being an autistic creep.
>>215163576I fucking hate Goldthwait voice. It's like nails on a chalk board to me.
>>215163240Are there any movies you would consider close to being actually scary? Maybe a scene that disturbed you, or the story did.My brother is a pussy and I want to spook him.Closest I can think of is that one ghost scene in Kairo. But I don't watch a lot of movies, and even fewer horror movies
>>215163613WNUF Halloween SpecialHocus PocusDark Night of the Scarecrow and Ginger Snaps are set around Halloween but aren't really about it like the movies on your list
>>215163506MCDERMOTT DOESN'T HAVE THE SAUCE HE NEEDS, WE'RE RUNNIN LOW ON CHALUPAS, WE'RE RUNNIN LOW ON NACHO CHEESE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
>>215163240>makes a movie about how much he hated his wifeuhhh based?
>>215163784how did you get that impression from the film
>>215163793>David Cronenberg wrote the film following the tumultuous divorce and child-custody battle he waged against Margaret Hindson. Cronenberg also said that Samantha Eggar's character, Nola Carveth, possessed some of the characteristics of his ex-wife.You should check imdb's trivia after finishing a movie, you find about lots of interesting/fun stuff.
>>215163812oh lmao i thought you were talking about The Shrouds
shivers disturbed me after watching it. The people controlled by parasites that turned them into rapists leaving their seclude apartment building and driving into the city to do mass gang rapes.
>>215163784Uggo
>>215163850Sounds based
deadstream is epic
>>215163855I'd say that 95% of successful directors are ugly af. Look at Hitchcock or Kubrick ffs.
>>215163904No, but that Berg guy is something else. Its hard to explain. Like he is repulsively offensively uggo
>>215163613
>>215163672Your best bet is to look and see what theaters are playing older movies.I saw Return of the Living Dead at my local theater a few days ago and they're playing Dead Alive at the end of the month, and they said they have Re-Animator coming soon too
>>215163569I haven't seen Eaten Alive but the fact that Freddy Krueger and Sally from TCM star in it is promising.>>215163576Besides Willow Creek, he's made good movies and bad movies (I saw God Bless America back when it came out and it will always be kino). He also directed + plays a fake director in Windy City Heat, which isn't /hor/ but still funny as fuck.
>>215163757Dark Night of the Scarecrow is certified tv-movie kino. definitely halloweeny enough for anyone's arbitrary halloweeny requirements
>>215163672Yeah it's been getting decent reviews.The Black Phone 2 is the other bigger one that'll be out soon.
House On Sorority Row gave me the same vibes as Black Christmas. How is this not rec'd more?
I wish there'd be another event horizon film or a film like it. I know they'd somehow fuck it up though
>>215164087The Phantom also starred in Eaten Alive, fuck me how could I forget that…
>>215164126Try this one, I thought it was pretty cool. Came out before Event Horizon but feels very similar
>>215164126nobody wants to gamble that much on new IP anymore. event horizon cost 120m in todays dollardoos. that's more than Alien: Romulus, which is the closest recent analog.they blew that much on Mickey 17 though, so maybe it'll happen.
>>215164205anderson was coming off that mortal kombat 95 success so it wasn't THAT much of a gamble even though they lost big
>>215164205Yeah, more than anything I just know in the modern movie climate it would end up being some huge failure with retarded stuff jammed in. Like Event Horizon goes to the most evil place imaginable and it's just a normal white suburb, maybe it's best left alone
i watched a movie on the Tubi tv app after setting up my pihole adblocker and it really worked. this is so based. doesn't work on the YouTube app but I already figured it wouldn't
>>215164409>pihole adblockerI don't know what that is, but I have an adblocker on my PC and I connect my TV as a second screen to stream ad-free. Tubi has a ton of stuff available so I've been using it a lot
>>215163240None of this is scary you're all foolish for thinking so. My favorite horror film is real life.
>>215164006kino
Haut Tension and The Girl Next Door are about as close to real horror as it gets imo
>>215164455using a raspberry pi you can set it up so it blocks the dns servers that serve ads on your entire network instead of only working in a browser.
>>215164478That guy was such a faggot. He had the perfect woman in front of him and he chickened out at the first bite
>>215164455>>215164494pihole is pretty good sometimes but most tubi shit isn't even DRM'd, you can just download it straight off the site using ytdlp
>>215164483>Haut TensionI don't believe in attractive lesbians, that's just a scary story
Just watched Ravenous(2017), not the best movie but it delivers where any zombie movie should, quite the pleasant surprise, plus the movie has so many attractive females good god, why can't we have more of that...
>>215164511with a perspective that unreliable we can only assume she is actually unattractive.
>>215163423>film is supposed to be a commentary on "French xenophobia" & racial discriminationJust for that faggoty reason, I'm not watching it.
>>215164616Most of the film stuff and the characters are grating. The spiders are good though. Too bad really.
>>215163613"The Night Of The Harvest" (2023) is pure kino. Madison is best girl obviously
>>215164786interdasting. it certainly has a lot of pumpkins on the poster.
>>215163773ILL HAVE TO LAY OFF THE FUCKIN BAJA BLAST OR THERE WONT FUCKIN BE ANY OF IT FUCKING LEFT
>>215164786Where do I find this? I looked at my usual spots and every search result gives me Harvest of the Dead (2020).
>>215164616The spider and its rapid reproduction seems like a metaphor for immigrants.
Send Help trailer is dropping next week with Black Phone 2. Hopefully Raimi still has some juice because the script is from the Freddy vs Jason guys
>I bite at the hand that feeds me
>>21516503280s Weyes Blood.
>>215165068Yes.
>>215164884alright, Rhodes is officially getting added for 2025
>>215163745the 4th kind.
>>215165090Those foot tendons...
>>215163745People find different kinds of stuff scary. For me yeah the ghost scenes in Kairo max out my scare-o-meter. But for others it does nothing.Like the other anon said, sometimes aliens get people. Signs, Fire in the Sky.
>>215165032Absolute kino.
>>215165166Alien toes. Would suck on though.
>>215165141
>>215165207it's missing a good cabinanon shot so if he shows up tell him to post one
Holy kitty kino
>>215165224>if he shows upHe posted a few times but he's in a deep depression and drinking artificial peach-flavored vodka to numb the pain. The man you knew as Cabinanon is dead
>>215165183Agreed. I'm surprised I never see it mentioned on here.>>215165166>>215165198Hot.
>>215164995Apparently it's on Tubi. I watched it a year or two ago, didn't really know what to expect but it had amazing atmosphere.The director who did it did another joint called One Night in October like a decade or so ago. It was ok? kinda an anthology thing. It's like three or four stories but there all inter conncted,like Trick R Treat. It's got some of the same actors in it.
>>215165231>Cushing>PleasanceHow have I not seen this?
>>215165458And Ray Milland
I asked for chink horror threads ago and watched calamity of snakes which was insane so I looked for another on my own and came across hell has no boundaries which was insane for plot reasons than production. I don't want to spoil the ending, but the spirit of vengeful little girl possesses her reincarnation over ehat happened to her in the past. I don't shit about old china, but was selling your children to have their organs harvested and cooked as "goat meat" in markets a thing? The way some scenes are framed might also imply necrophillia but it's hard to tell since it goes off the rails halfway in. Reccomend me more chink possession /whore/
>>215165013first thing I got
All these "drag the stars out for one last ride" films tend to be awful. Just let her go.
>>215165508>I asked for chink horror threads agoWatch A Chinese Ghost Story (1987)>Reccomend me more chink possession Watch Evil Cat (1987)
>>215165508>but the spirit of vengeful little girl possesses her reincarnation over ehat happened to her in the past.I'm no Buddhism expert so I'm confused about how you possess you own reincarnation. Wouldn't your spirit already be in their body? That's what "reincarnation" means as I understand it. Though I think Buddhists believe there is no "self" so I don't know how reincarnation works if there isn't an immortal fundamental component of being.
>>215165508If you saw Mr. Vampire, Rigor Mortis (2013) is worth a watch. It's grim and completely different take on jiangshi.
Rob Zombie's Halloween movies are underrated. I like how Michael is an absolute force of nature in them. H2 especially, with the sheriff and Annie subplot is way above garbage like the Terrifier movies. It also has one of the coolest looking Halloween parties ever shot on film.
>>215165673>H2 especiallyThe Director's cut is the Fire Walk With Me of the Halloween franchise.
Times you felt like Never Campbell in Scream 2?
>>215165550The subs were fucky, but her spirit did not properly reincarnate because she wanted revenge on the people who wronged her who while are good peope in the present, are still reincatnations. I kinda felt sympathy but those would be spoilers
Why don't they make more "of the Dead" movies?
>>215165747Buddhist mechanic: Well you see your problem is you've got an improperly reincarnated being, now that's gonna cause cascading problems through the whole karmic cycle.
Watched Hellraiser for the first time and yeah, the effects were great, the daughter was a qt and the cenobites were awesome, but the final 5 minutes or so were flat-out shit. Soured me a bit on the whole thing.
>>215165538>Master Cheung is the last of a large family whose members for centuries have protected the Earth from a demonic cat with nine lives.Yup. This is gonna be kino.>>215165556I didn't see mr vampire yet, but undead but vampires are cool so soon
>>215165760Besides Night/Dawn/Day/Land were any of the others any good?
Hit me with a short and sweet B horror that I can watch right now easily on one of my go to free streaming sites
>>215165673I might have to watch these again. Like the other anon mentioned, I hear the directors cut of 2 is good.
>>215165696>>215165673too bad rob zombie ruins most of his scenes with awful shitty retarded shaky cam and quick cuts .his 31 movie is fucking unwatchable. literally can't be properly watched. nothing but shaky close upswhat a piece of shit rob zombie is when it comes to directing action. and the Halloween movies are also EXTRA ruined by the absolute shit acting of Scout Taylor-Comptonthe worst person he could have hired to play the lead. what an AWFUL performance
>>215165823Probably Rob Zombie's best movie. Not a terribly high bar, but still. Way more soul than the Blumhouse trilogy.
>>215165826>what an AWFUL performanceShe's great in 2.
>>215165673>>215165696>>215165823Dejected, scar-faced Danielle Harris is my horror waifu. I could've cheered her up.
It's interesting to compare RZH2 with Halloween (2018) in their depiction of trauma. In H18 trauma makes you into a toughened gun toting badass that knows how to take care of shit unlike your soft family. In RZH2 trauma is completely devastating and poisons your life and all your relationships.
>>215165760Romero's daughter has one coming out. The Soskas also did one in which the MC was Ben's descendant, which was the incredibly flimsy way of advertising it as NotLD-related.
>>215165959It feels weird to say this about a movie that features gratuitous dialogue about necrophilia and strippers getting massacred, but I feel like RZH2 has a really big heart. Almost every character gets their moment of genuine emotional reckoning.
>>215165915>the blooper where she had to keep lifting the toilet seat cover when it would fall on Scout's head during the stress vomit scene
>>215165959>>215165854and that's the problem with rob zombie.his Halloween 1 has really interesting concepts of institutionalization and bullying toxic families, legitimate toxic masculinity ( the step dad) really interesting work on internalized abuse, but then he has to ruin everything by awful white trash language. terrible casting and just fucking awful shaky cam. his dialogue is just fucking retarded.
>>215165780The reincarnation of her brother, who both cared for one another put a stopped to that. I think her spirit was finally put to rest or dragged to hell but it's kinda hard to deal with the way the scenes are framed. I still reccomend it if you like sad possession stories
>>215166092Yeah his dialogue is always the worst part for me. Feels like he's going for Tarantino style free riffing but instead of the conversation being about McDonald's in Europe or not tipping waitresses, it's about skullfucking dead skunks or whatever. Really off-putting.
Another movie where the victims are mind-numbingly stupid
HeyListen to meListenPumpkinhead vs. Jason Universe
>>215166191remind me of juno and diablo Cody. another try hard edgy douche. the whole " I'm so edgy dude" her dialogue is so fucking awful. 31 might be one of the best ideas to zombie had and worst execution. is not that original or anything. but the concept art looked so amazing. the art work they did for it. I loved that art work. the plot was good too. the idea for the characters was great. but holy shit he ruins it
>>21516625431 was just a bunch of boss fights and it was dope
>>215166254Eh Zombies films had lower and lower budgets every time.Munsters was probably his comeback, and he flubbed that by forgetting to write a plot to go along with all the great visuals.
>>215166270yeah which I love. but most of it ( like the action on Halloween) is close up shdky cam and quick cuts making you nauseous. he fucking just RUINS his movies like that. 31 is full, full of shaky cam destroying every single action scene he does .I just don't get it. I don't understand.
>>215166288don't forget he worked for 5 years on it. parts of it were charming lol
>>215166309Didn't know that, I watched some behind the scenes stuff and it's easy to forget how much work goes into every little element, like the costumes and sets and everything. I enjoyed it enough because Jeff Daniel Phillips puts so much into it, but it annoys me because it wouldn't have taken much more to fix the lack of a story arc.
>>215163529is there a horror movies images from 50's and 60's?
>>215166336I don't know where rob zombie was talking (Joe Rogan or something) and he said he started to properly working on the story 5 years officially, but it was his dream project and he wanted to do it since he began filmmaking. he wanted to do that movie 20 years ago. also they had to film during covid which is why it feels so bare bones. why it barely has any characters. I also like it. it was funny and charming in a way. the only time I've seen rob zombie angry, legitimately angry was in the behind the scenes filming of this movie. they were filming some scenes and he yells "ITS NOT GONNA GET ANY BETTER JUST ROLL WITH IT" apparently the crew also didn't speak English if remember correctly
>>215166393this Zombo short is my favourite thing that came from it. I wish this was a show.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVx5ao6JRlc
>>215166392yep:https://mega.nz/folder/kj5hWI6J#0cyw0-ZdvZKOJW3fPI6RfQ/folder/17gwXTTT
>>215166426most random toy ever made
>>215166456out of the hundreds of those figures made, they probably sold 3 lol
>>215166456>>215166493kek I own that, actually pretty great figure. I see the other ones on clearance at my local store though.I'd love to know the budget of the whole thing. I guess it's a Netflix film and probably had decent enough numbers as a "sure why not" PG movie.
>>215163435the op pic, The Brood.
>>215166572I own this little cutie lol. even more obscure
I just wanted to point that we have a rare Ginger Snaps October this year. The October in the movie started on a Wednesday. And this true for 2025 as well. The last time was in 2014, the next time in 2031.Note that Ginger Snaps takes place in a fictional 1999, while in the real 1999, October started on a Friday.
>>215166572covid really fucked them up. I wonder how much of the script they had to change.
>>215166437Based, thanks anon
>>215166674ElsuperbeastoHow was that striperella called?
>>215166765suzi x
>>215163240
>>215163435Scars Of Dracula(1970), it feels like a proto slasher
Is "The Intruder" any good? the movie was filmed in 1975, but it went unreleased until 2017
>>215158566I like JJL better than Debbie. *gets shot by a sniper*
I watched invasion of the bodysnatchers but I don't think it was that good, but also I'm developing a pretty strong dislike for donald sutherland and I'm really not sure why at all, he seems like a pleasant enough dude and that film where he's an irish spy working for the nazis is unmitigated kino.
>>215163485I think you need to go back to bed.
>>215167657
>>215163576What kind of rambling horseshit is this? Can no-one communicate effectively, despite having been on this earth for sixty-plus years?Is he OWNING the chuds? Is he defending the chuds? It reads like a 4chan ESL post (and I fear many of those aren't ESL at all).
>>215167635I watched everything Garagehouse put out and the only movies that made an impression were Foes and Ninja Busters. I can't remember one frame of this and it's got some big names, so it must've been nothing.
>>215163435Schizo(1976) is worth a watch even if you can see the "twist" from a mile away, "Tales that Witness Madness"(1973) is a cool horror anthology, you got a invisible tiger, a penny farthing bicycle bicycle that can travel trough time, a guy who wants to fuck a tree and tits
any actually scary movies? tried watching a few movies i havent seen that released recently and none of them are good or scary, the only scary one i watched was caveat because of its atmosphere
>>215167767>actually scary movies?Tall order, what's the last movie that scared you? Give us somethin to go on here man
>>215167014>hfw Second Sight finally releases their 4kwe won adjanisisters
>>215165760of the Dead movies are peak 2000s sovl the first ones are also great, naturally, I think the two are very comparable to Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 - the first is darker, creepier, dark humour, spooky, whereas the latter are more comedic, more action, brighter settings
>>215167715I fell asleep with the reply box open on my phone>>215163435The Vampire Doll by Michio Yamamoto is a cool Japanese gothic vampire movie (Yamamoto did 2 followups with Dracula too)Bay of Blood by Mario Bava is a proto-slasher that was clearly the blueprint for Friday the 13thHorror Express is a fun ripoff of The Thing’s original novella set on a train with Cushing, Lee and SavalasDeath Game, the original noooo don’t suck my cockGod Told Me To, sort of like a proto-Cure but completely skitzo in its resolutionThe 70s is my fav period for /hor/ so there are a lot of cool ones.>>215164087Lindsey from Halloween is in it as well. >>215165673BASED. Brad Dourif finding his dead daughter is the most emotional scene in the franchise for me. Rob was the only director that actually cared about his characters (which is funny because the most loud complaint is that he made a lot of hateable characters like the stepdad and the necrophiliac ambulance guy). It’s the same empathy that makes The Devil’s Rejects so effective. His ability to make people empathetic and also to make people reprehensible makes you like the deranged killers but hate the cop, who seems even worse than them after a certain point…>>215165696Astute and true. They’re both two of my favourite movies ever. Rob said in a reddit Q and A that he hadn’t seen Twin Peaks but like come on… The opening of the movie is highly reminiscent of Ronette walking down the train tracks for me.
>>215167876Oh fugg I thought I erased this from my mind, gave me nightmares as a kid
Yeah, wouldn't that be weird if true. Definitely not the case for me or anything. Totally not a wizard, that'd be too unbelievable.
I'm looking for a movie with a lot of boobs in it that's also actually good on it's own merit and not just C-grade sexploitation shlock.
>>215167789Nice! Will there be any new extra material included?
I've only watched a handful of horror movies in my life, but I fired up Tubi and watched the first Hellraiser yesterday. There was certainly less screen time dedicated to the Cenobites than I anticipated, but I enjoyed it nonetheless. Clare Higgins was a total smokeshow, as much as a murderous necrophiliac corpo mommy can be.
>>215168053If you enjoyed that, watch the ORIGINAL Candyman and Lord of Illusions, both with Clive Barker as writer and/or director.
Pontypool (2008) – A very strong Worth a Watch, in which the slippery tongued Stephen McHattie (an actor with many Willem Dafoe-ish qualities), portrays a provocative radio jock relegated to a station in a snow-blanketed Ontario backwater after losing some *cushier* job. There are only two settings: the interior of the station, and the blinding blizzard outside, which we only catch snatches of. The movie would fall apart, and it would be boring -- which it NEVER is -- were it not for the constant torrent of fun, *fast-rattling* dialog that sketches broader events in the mind’s eye: there is a zombie infection going around that spreads, not by virus or bacteria, but by INFORMATION. Certain words in the English language are infected, and upon *understanding* the meaning of these compromised words, susceptible individuals start mindlessly parroting phrases and *sounds* around them, then look for victims to kill OR zombify . . . which are apparently mutually exclusive? Sometimes, according to the information we receive, they chew *through* people as if looking for something -- and sometimes they suicide and infect people in some nebulous way. The mechanics of the infection are a little jumbled, but going from the tone of the movie, perhaps they’re meant to be. At any rate, this facet is *unsatisfying* enough that Pontypool doesn’t quite reach Excellent. (There are certainly comedic elements, yet the zombie plague is truly terrifying in both implication and portrayal. With the limited setting and dialog focus, this would make a great stage play.)
>>215167789>It’s another “I shell out fiddy bongbucks for a blu ray i already have but with art cards of a frenchfu this time” episode Oh well. I got the second sight Inside (which i dislike) just for the BéaDalle cards so at least this is a movie that I think is actually good. The Isabella Janny cards will look great right under my Deneuve ones (for Belle de Jour).
>>215168130Is this a tittypire film of sorts?
>>215168142No, not at all, I thought the same before I watched it though. It’s about a violent divorce and there’s a tentacle monster in there somewhere.
>>215168170Oooooooh! That's POSSESSION! Forgive me, I'm retarded (which is part of the reason I'm here, KEK!)
What opinion has /hor/ about "Final Exam"?
First time watching this. I know I'm late to the party.The tonal shifts were interesting, and the ending felt very reminiscent of King Kong in a way. Good comedic/tragic horror
>>215168348Are you team reddit "all was inside his mind" or team 4chan "john landis is a murderer"?
>>215163877That’s a funny way of spelling Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum
>>215168376WHAT
>>215168399That movie was actually good, has 2 really scary moments
I watched the 70s King Kong remake a few weeks ago, and I’m still thinking about itI think it might be my favorite Kong now
Watching The Witches. Good little folk horror
>>215167789Do they use the blue color grading or the original?
Started my watch through of the Paranormal Activity series. Turns out I have seen the first 3 before and it came back to me during my watch. Going in chronological order, because why not? Only affects the first 3 I believe. Anyway, here's what I watched this morning:>Paranormal Activity 3This I enjoyed more than 2, although a movie set in 1988 being shot on VHS tapes seems weird, since it's in 16:9 widescreen and the image is very clear. The performances by the kid not being total dog shit is shocking. The movie overall and especially the ending was pretty good.>Paranormal Activity 2I liked it, except for the dad being the stereotypical doubter that dooms everyone in the end. Really, what a fucking retard. Dog and daughter are both great. Having all three women in bikinis at one point was great, the director knew what the people wanted. As I said, not as good as 3, but still enjoyed it. Maybe I was sleeping on this series. Hope the rest are good too.>Vampire NightIt takes half the runtime to amount to anything and then it's just not enough. There's a good scene here and there, but I wouldn't watch it again. If you absolutely need a new Vampire movie, give it a watch.
>>215168571Based Joanie
does anyone else struggle with remembering the names of characters in asian horror?
I'm ambivalent to rob zombie movies themselves, but I'd never be friends with anyone that considers themselves a fan of his movies
>>215168752I have struggle to remember the face of characters in asian horror films, they all look the same
>>215168376What
>>215168811Post this again when somebody actually offers you friendship lol
>>215168376I hate you idiotsI don't give a shit about Vic Morrow
>>215167767Leaving D.C.
>>215168811it's usually weird edgy metalheads that worship that one trick pony guy even all his music sounds the same
>>215166719Neat
>>215168811I've never even seen his movies, I routinely forget he exists at all. How does this make you feel
>>215168811Rob Zombie's a great filterOnly stupid people hate himIt's smart not to take him seriously and he's made great stuff and garbage, bit disliking him outright is for retards
>>215168811Real RZ fans love The Munsters, anyone else is just a poser and never got him to begin with.
weapons was overhyped mediocre zoomer slopi'm watching asylum now to cleanse my palette
>>215167729>/hor/ reading comprehensionOpen the damn schools
>>215168957Basado. Rob is basically a /hor/fag who got money to fund his witches, goblins, ghosties and ghouls obsession. The Munsters was him doing pop up mall Halloween store core. I guess he disappointed people because they wanted an edgy Wednesday style update to the Munsters but he refused. I wouldn't have wanted to see it done in the style of his previous movies. My only misgiving with the movie is that it doesn't have Marilyn and Eddie.
>>215169214Where are the people who aren't narrow-minded? I liked Weapons, I like Asylum, I liked Vampyr, Possession, Tokyo Gore Police, Alucarda, The Gate, [Rec], Coffin Joe, A Serbian Film, Poltergeist, A Ghost Story for Christmas, Hardware, WNUF, Malignant, Texas Chainsaw, Videodrome, American Guinea Pig, Coraline, Pontypool, hell, life is fun and I'm happy, lol
>>215169313>My only misgiving with the movie is that it doesn't have Marilyn and Eddie.I think it was an extended pilot for a TV show and those two would've joined later if it had been picked up.
Were the 90s really as comfy as this show makes it out to be?
Watched VHS Halloween last night. Pretty mid. What parts were people upset about? Funsize? Kidprint?
>>215169346no, sadly the 90s irl were not shot on 16mm and had special effects done on tape to give it a comfy look
>>215169331>Where are the people who aren't narrow-minded?Me. I get shit for it, but don't care.>Tokyo Gore PoliceLegend of the splatter genre>[Rec]Great FF movie>A Serbian FilmDidn't like it. Tries to be really edgy, but the effects & props make it look like shit.>MalignantDidn't like it, but my hatred of trauma-horror is immense.>American Guinea PigFound it boring and wish movies would stop treating people as endless blood bags.>Texas Chainsaw3D? I liked it. I think some hate is simply because it has a black guy in it that opens the movie making out with a white girl.
>>215169404People will always be wildly differing on what VHS segments they like or hate. It's like asking people to rank Tarantino movies. Personally, Halloween was the first one I liked start to finish. People think Fun Size was too goofy and Kidprint was too serious but I liked both. Alex Ross Perry was the main reason I was interested in seeing this installment.
>>215169413>my hatred of trauma-horror is immenselol, Malignant was a comedy, manIt was like Wan's love letter to Full Moon
>>215169413how is malignant a trauma horror? everything that happens is literal, it's not an allegory for anything. it's a b movie. there's a difference between something like "the monster is actually grief and addiction", and there is literally a monster growing out of the back of your head
>>215163240These are the best decades for horror films...>'20s>'30s>'60sAnd the '80s for fun slop Don't @ me
>>215163576>I'm getting killed by the Man! And people would rally behind himBullshit. It isn't that way nowZoomers fucking LOVE brown nosing and sucking up to authority. They love THE MAN. he'll their favorite website, tik tok, is Chinese propaganda They LOVE subjugation
>>215169633There is no best decade IMO. All the older ones have just been curated so you don't watch or even know about the tons of bad movies.
>>215167729It's Jewish pilpul
>>215163613Yes. Remove the Terrifier because it's semitic trash
>>215169316>tfw even the shittiest incarnations of a slasher villain get a figure but none for the hero charactersFreddy from the Gay Freddy movie got a fig and Nancy still doesn't have one. Surely that would move more units than Gay Freddy. At least Loomis got one, that was cool.
>>215169748Lauren Lavera has a figure
>>215168928he's a one trick pony. he only has one trick, white rednecks yelling and cursing. he's like the Michael bay of horror. always the same crap. it's not worth hating because it's so cliche and repetitive. it's sad and pathetic. ironically his best movie is lords of Salem since it's not shaky cam garbage or more rednecks cursing. >>215169313oh but he never does that. no, never.I WISH rob zombie had done a movie with goblins or ghouls or vampires or werewolves. I wish he had done a movie about the stuff he sings about but no. outside the monsters he just does the equivalent of a Jerry Springer episode in movie form.
>>215169633How can one man be so correct?
>>215163240>Bates Motel the series/showfor the farmiga fags>Hereditary>Carrie>Two Sisters>mommie dearest>mother's day>Butterbox babies>white oleander>Friday the 13th
what the fuck is this Five Nights at Freddy's movie? The animatronics are murderers but they're also friendly? The movie is halfway over and it hasn't even tried to be scary. For a game that was 100% about cheap jump scares, this film is a plot driven mess about a crazy guy and his autistic daughter.
>>215169928>he's a one trick ponyWhy is that bad? AC/DC has sold 200m+ records by playing the same shit for the past 40+ years.
Couple short ones last night>Blood Feast (1963)This is some Ed Wood level shit here. Same guy who did Two Thousand Maniacs and The Wizard Of Gore.>The HostBest FF I've seen in a while.>>215165198She could hang from trees with those.
>>215163586t. booty blasted by the pipesorry about that, pretty grating watch. kinda won me over with the last act the more I think about it today
>>215170025I loved Bates Motel's twist on the story, where Norma is an overprotective coddling mom instead of a shrill, evil woman who beats him and sexually humiliates him like in Psycho IV. Badly mismanaging your child's burgeoning mental illness is a much more tragic story than being so evil you singlehandedly caused it.
I haven't been this excited for anything all year :)
>>215165780ohhh now I get it
>>215169700>Bullshit. It isn't that way nowIt literally is.>Bill O'Reilly, Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, insert generic conservative claims they're being silenced>BUY MY BOOK TO OWN THE LIBS, SHITHEAD>People proceed to buy their books and make the authors richerAlso, people literally donated thousands of dollars to the white woman that called a Black child the n-word. Stunning & brave.
>>215170179>watch Bates Motel with my parents a couple years back>mfw my dad points out Vera sorta looked like my mom when she was that age
>tfw no goth gf
The Craft (1997) – In this solid Worth a Watch, a coven of would-be teen witches achieve *actual* power when a fourth, more innately talented girl comes to L.A. and joins their circle. Part high school drama from the era *just before* kids all fell into their cell phones, part teen girl POWER FANTASY with a horror twist, it’s a slow-paced film with mostly polished parts. Sexy Fairuza Balk warps her big, rubbery mouth with maniacal glee as Nancy -- her wicked twisting of her magic constituting much of the film’s interest. All around, there’s considerable exploration of the old adage: “power corrupts.” Balk’s Nancy turns violent when it’s in her power to harm and get *away* with it; Neve Campbell’s Bonnie aspires to be a turboslut when her back scars are healed. Robin Tunney’s protagonist Sarah, though, is one of the less interesting characters -- competently portrayed, but boring. So is Rachel True’s Rochelle, who just goes along with WHATEVER. Hers is a real-life personality type, but dull on film, even more because Rochelle is the only one whose home life we never glimpse, whose parents we never see. One thing that always struck me as bizarre and a little ill-fitting, even back when I saw a fragment of The Craft as a teenager: In the early part of the movie, the four girls witness a harmless, snake-handling bum get fatally run over by a car; every one of them, even Mary Sue SUPERWITCH Sarah, cackles with glee while considering that perhaps they, in fact, *willed* this to happen. Certainly, we could assume that Sarah, being blessed with all this elemental power, might be a bit *emotionless* as a side-affect . . . yet she weeps and wails when others are later harmed by her circle’s magic. The bum is noticeably absent from a tally of evils she recites toward the end . . .
Thoughts on Bring Her Back?I'd give it a 5/10.
What's the appeal of rape and revenge movies?They're borderline wish fullfillment capeshit, yet for some reason they're often labeled horror.
>>215171120Because rape is allegedly scarier than ghosts or zombies.
>>215171120watch Deliverance to find out
>>215170820You think you do, but you don't
>>215170851This rocked on the big screen, especially the HE'S SORRY HE'S SORRY HE'S SORRY scene.
>>215171516As you were told last time, goth =/= BDSM.
me on the rightanyway, watch Retribution (1987)
>>215171516>picJokes on you I like that type shit.>>2151710987-8 outta 10>>215171686I fucked someone who looked like her. It sucked but it was sexy.
>decide to put on kinos as background noise while I clean the house>can't pick a movie because they all have cutie pies and i don't want to be distracted/not be able to pay attention to them
>>215171927>I am le hypersex MASCULINE>If I have ze cutee, and I miz her, I lose!>If I have ze cutee , and I turn . . . DISTRACT, I lose!>Woah is le hypersex MASCULINE!You are indeed a far bigger faggot than a literal faggot. And you stand a good, overcompensating chance of being one of those too.
