Starfleet Academy EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>215197716
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>>215216096Other than looking dorky, there was no rhyme or reason to these early tunic skirts. The Star Trek unifrom is already gender neutral and universal.
THIS IS A RO LAREN APPRECIATION THREAD:>POST YOUR FAVORITE ENSIGN RO MOMENTS
hello /trek/ how is your day going?I called in sick so I can monitor my emails for a response from nacelle about making a ro laren figurestill no response
>>215216115Wasn't the thinking that if the women had a skirt option tge men needed one aswell? Gene was getting a little to far out there towards the end
>>215216149What's wrong with this one Anon?
>>215216115the reason was to redesign the TOS skirt uniform for TNG.
>>215216178I don't like 1/6 or fabric clothesall my dioramas and props are for 1/12-1/10 scaleno headband head sculptif you move them they'll wrinkle or breakface is horrifying, like all the other versions of hernacelle is asking for fan requests for future figures by the way and it is very easy to contact themstill no response
>>215216178No headband
>>215216142>>215216149>>215216178>>215216267
>>215216333if they make a kira figure first and then a ro I can swap the extra ro head onto kira's body and make a dsn crew as was originally intended
Who gives the best cuddles on Trek anons?
>>215216405
I'm rewatching DS9 and I forgot good and deep the cast is. I don't think any of the other Treks (or other s hows period) have as many characters who can singlehandedly carry an episode.
An important announcement about the new hit series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2nv7ldhVQ
>>215216488AND THE FANS ARE
>>215216488dire
nowhere to be found
>Welcome back anon, you were in a coma for 20 years>Why yes, Star Trek is still on the air
>>215216614Man, I feel bad for this guy.
kai winn I feel I'm winnin' with you
>>215216405Do you even have to ask?
>>215216438Wrong again
>>215216614imagine his reaction when they showed him that costume for the first time
>>215216614His face says it all
>>215216736ENT only had like 3 good characters periodt. Probably the weakest of the shows.
>>215216802Porthos can carry an episode
>>215216823Porthos is one of the 3
>>215216752>His friends going "shiiiet, why you in a dress, dawg?"
>>215216844the righteous homophobia of hoodlums is always endearing
>Watching The Thaw>This character has Ensign Harry Kim bent over in front of him>Starts licking his lips
>>215216823Hoshi can carry my dick
I watched an episode of a star Trek show when I was in the early 2000s, it was like the guys on the spaceship watching something like CNN, with a video of a laser beam cutting through the ground from space, and the one guy on the ship is like NOO THATS MY PARENTS FARM! And of all the places in the world, the laser beam just happens to rek his parents house on live tv while he is watching live from a spaceship. Did that happen or am I misremembring?
>>215217719Sounds like typical VOY hedonism. Does the sex bot walk in on them or is it the guy with face tattoos?
>>215217847That happened.That was the start of the Xindi War arc.
>>215217847i dont think that exactly happened but there was this scene
>>215217847It was a gator farm and it encompassed all of northern Florida.
>>215217923Kek
>>215216333The cuck chair
>>215216488Skibidi Star Trek!Skibidi Skibidi Star Trek!Skibidi Star Trek!Trek! Trek! Trek!Skibidi Skibidi Star Trek!Hitler's language!Kirk! Kirk!Kirk is using Hitler's language!Hitler's language!Kirk is using Hitler's language!Skibidi Skibidi!
>>215217905why is he acting like it would be possible for her to jump out of the way lmao
>>215216438Sometimes it's just perfect casting, and we are all the luckier for it.
>>215218257it's a dream sequence anyway lol. or nightmare rather
>>215218171>we're always low on power>let's leave our emergency medical hologram running 24/7>Let's use even more of our power reserves fixing things he breaks
>>215218171>Heart of Stonei'm interested in watching this one again after knowing the twist
>>215216149>hello /trek/ how is your day going?Still getting used to my new job. By that I mean not being utterly exhausted when I get off work.
>tfw the current writer of Star Trek Academy only has the job because her father starred in Mission Impossible in the 1960sHollywood is cooked.
>>215218171I know nothing about TOS and I don't careI know the exact plot, given the title of a TNG episode in 100.0% of all casesI have maybe a 20% hit ratio with DS9 episode names80-90% hit ratio with VOY10% hit ratio with ENT
>>215218508>Those user ratingsIT'S GONNA BE GREAT, GUYS
>>215218508What's this cretin's name?
I can't find ANYTHING on this bitch.
Its gonna be great you guys.
>>215218320Yeah I think I just didn't remember how good it is. I'm almost done rewatching season 3 and every main cast member and multiple guest stars have carried great episodes. The only "bad" casting I can think of is Bareil, who just seems lifeless (and from what I heard wanted to be off the show)
>>215216438i thought it was well known that ds9 has the best supporting cast of any of the shows. hell the supporting cast is better than the main all the time in the show
There needs to be more rape in Star Trek.
>>215219019I should have not laughed so hard at Chekov's attempted rape on Triskelion.
>>215219084I hate how the men of TNG got to go on all sorts of adventures and solve all sorts of dilemmas. But female focused episodes always boiled down to "Oh no I'm in love with a terrorist :( "
>>215219133i think the harry stories on voyager evened it all out for males getting it too. thats every dax ep as well
>2431>Where the fuck is Jadzia?
>>215219019If only you knew how bad things got for Ensign Harry Kim!
>>215219257Running a train of wild animals.
>>215216149I felt accomplished today. Two more slopera tracks will be done by EOW.
>They have been monitoring me on my communicator, executing a prearranged programme on my ship's computer, a fairly ingenious combination of force-field projection, holography and transporter effects. They controls my magic literally by the snap of a finger. Centuries old technology. An implant which permits the movements my fingers to choose and activate each illusion.
>>215219019>Oh, if you ain't got the do re mi, boy, you ain't got the do re mi,>Why, you better go back to beautiful Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Georgia, Tennessee.>California is a garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see;>But believe it or not, you won't find it so hot>If you ain't got the do re mi.
>>215219746There should have been a follow up episode with this guy. He could have passed through DS 9 on his way to wherever and he almost recruits Julian on his adventure until he realizes he's friends with an Irishman and just ghosts him.
>>215220050>until he realizes he's friends with an Irishman and just ghosts him.What's wrong with being humane to animals?
>>215216614This guy would get passed around by the crew in a Klingon Bird of Prey right?
>>215218819That explains a lot, because I would also like him off the show. But I'm not a big fan of the Bajoran plots either way. As the show goes on there's more small character stories and every single one of them is great, DS9's greatest strength is that simply watching the actors do their thing is nice.
>>215219708This would upset me.
Uh, this mission is kino.
>>215220148No, as the episode with Worf's nameless son joining the Klingon navy showed us the lowest ranking female gets pimping privileges over queers like this.
>>215220135Sonny only wants a traveling companion for use as a liver donor and an Irishman is worthless for that.
Alright guys, watching TNG S3E7: "The Enemy"wish me luck.
>>215220050i think ive seen you pitch this a few times recently and I agree. id also like to see a follow up on berlinghoff rasmussen or the whale lady from seventh heaven. i think it would have been a good way to flesh out the trek universe without doing a whole new series or movie
>>215220181what happens if you attack him?
>>215220297Her and the lady scientist from the planet where Riker gets raped in the hospital.
>>215220293No luck needed. One of the greatest episodes of all time.
remember when the obriens accidentially lost and found molly through the wormhole and then the feds were going to confiscate adult molly for no good reason and sisko was just like>im sorry, theres nothing i can dowhy is sisko such a bootlicking faggot? did his mother abandon him or something?
>>215220315You can't. This 'episode' of missions is comfy though. Odo, Martok, Bashir, Kira, Nog, Quark, Rom, Leeta, Garak, all voiced by their actors. I'm not sure if Combs does but I'm going to say probably.
>>215220342Combs confirmed. Weyoun 10.
>>215220360what happened to 9?
>>215220327As a man who had seen his only son sacrifice his own life to save him from being trapped in time, he just didn't appreciate children. Furthermore he just fucking loathed the Irish.
>>215220322>That will be allarguably the peak of the franchise
>>215220371I honestly have no fucking clue
>>215220408perhaps I have to play STO to find out
>>215220319This episode is even better if you're a fan of Cheers and Frasier. That character is played by Frasier's ex-wife.
Kai Winn is such an ice cold mf just pure evil in that ol' biddy's heart
Another day spent thinking of sneaky Romulan girls
When does Sisko become the emissary? I just watched the first episode, the emissary, and they don't say anything about him being Bajoran Jesus. And the Bajorans don't seem very religious.
Damn that's wild.
>>215220469She reunited with Niles in a Julia Childs show a few years ago. Niles plays Julia Childs' husband and Lilith is one of their friends.
>>215220536He was always the emissary, at least he eventually became the emissary in the past, which lead to the present. Exactly when he had always been the emissary is up for debate and arguably a different timeline depending on how you look at it, a different recursion of it at the very least. At any rate you'll find out later that you've already known he was the emissary, consult your local Bajoran Plot Explanation orb for further, or indeed future, details. If all else fails simply continue watching the show.>t. nonlinear wormhole alien
>>215220536when the wormhole aliens chose him
>>215220152I think it was a feedback loop of the writers not giving him a ton, the actor not putting a lot of effort into what he was given, then the writers caring about him less, and so on. Supposedly he was supposed to be this JFK-type charismatic leader but he just felt lifeless on screen. >Philip Anglim was given little notification of Bareil's demise. "He didn't know, pretty much until he got the script, and that was that," noted Alexander Siddig.>"Why they killed him off is the big question everyone asks me," Kira actress Nana Visitor offered. "I honestly can't figure that out."> Ron Moore responded to the fan grievances, "I'm afraid that the truth is that the writing staff simply isn't interested in Vedek Bareil […] We can't really bring him back unless we, the writers, suddenly find a […] passion for the character and I don't think that's going to happen. The show is ultimately an expression of our particular likes and dislikes and unfortunately Bareil is not one of those 'likes.' The show has moved on and so has Kira." I won't say his mirror version was super memorable but I remember him being better than the main version. He at least had a personality.
>>215220661Ok, but watching the series in a linear fashion, when do the Bajorans stop being annoyed with him for being a Starfleet officer and start being in awe of him for being the emissary?
>>215220536you are thinking linearly. he always was and would always be the emissary
>>215220700instantly because that's how Bajorans are
Will humans eventually conquer the rest of the universe, too?
>>215220745what is a Human even? Just a bunch of atoms coalesced into a shape?
>>215220700Not long, they're going to have to see some of his miraculous deeds first though. By the end of Season 1 I think.>>215220724Yes I'll tell him.
>>215220781Okay but what if aliens look like giant dinosaurs or insects? If aliens are gross we will inevitably find a way to kill them
How come they never dress like this?
>>215220700Opaka instantly recognized him as the Emissary from the moment she met him. I think most of the religious figures recognized it as well.Some Bajorans like Kai Winn doubted or resented that a non-Bajoran and non-believer was Emissary.Normal people like Kira or others on the station believed it more or less but suppressed it since they had to work with him as an officer of the Federation first. There were a couple lines about it in the "sword of stars" episode guest starring Daniel Jackson's father in law
>>215216096Let me guess... he plays a pride bound naive gay guy.
>>215220838more
>>215220827yeah that's easy, just heckin' hope that the aliens aren't spores which control minds when ingested via the nose...or pores...
>>215220855Winn resented Sisko being the emissary but she definitely believes in him. She tells him that she'll do whatever he tells her when she's negotiating with the dominion.
>>215218531i am absolutely terrible with episode names other than famous ones like in a pale moonlight
Do the Argrathi deserve to be nuked?
>>215221176i cant remember them reference them but i recognize almost all of them with minimal context
>>215221297ew grossnuke now
>>215220499winn did nothing wrong. terrorism is the bajoran way. even kira would be forced to agree
Watchalong bros, Elementary My Dear Data is soon. Fun 'sode.
watching the space sailboat episode
>>215221485I wish I could build a space sailboat
>>215221485Comfy. Sisko really was a good dad.
>>215221485i wouldnt hate it except for the warp speed silliness. as if that concept wouldnt have been thorough explored a hundred years before sisko was born
I like Bajor. It's my favorite planet
>>215221517I always read how Avery treated Cirroc like his own kid and still does to this day and they're really close
>>215221539the women are easy. dont like much else about it
>>215221297She looks like Janeway
>>215221537Why would anyone be exploring obsolete technologies like solar sails after warp speed was invented?
>>215221574it feels like the most "real" planet. the people have varied personalities (it helps that there were so many), have conflicts with each other, different goals, etc. >>215221517the funny thing is that i grew up watching avery, cirroc, worf, etc being great actors/characters and never had a problem with them. so the racist bitching about black people in nutrek is so bizarre, when the real problem is their godawful writing and hatred of what star trek used to be about
>>215221651I don't see racist bitching about nutrek, I see legitimate bitching about the god awful writing and hatred of what star trek used to be about. The only racism I see related to it is the writers and actors claiming they're the victims of racism whenever anyone points out how much they suck.
>>215221732there was a ton of racist and sexist bitching about discovery (and the main character being a black woman) before it even aired and people could tell it was shit
>>215220838because it looks like they're wearing a beach ball
>>215221760That was obviously damage control by the producers to distract from the shit quality of their show while convincing the terminally online to support their show to help fight racism, not because it was any good.
>>215221760I'm gonna blow your mind anonmost if not all that racist bitching was astroturfing/false flagging by paramount/cbs/whoever owned trek at the time, so that they could create a 'face' to assign to critics of the show to discredit their position
>>215216405ezri of course
>>215220373why is irish hate eternal in star trek lol
>>215222007Who acted as counselor before she showed up? You'd figure Starfleet would have assigned someone to DS9 just for O'Brien, nevermind all the combat veterans passing through there.
i hope nonnies will be tuning in for Odo kino in approximately 38 minutes on the GREAT /trek/ DA9 Watchalong
>>215222063quark of course
>>215222063I don't recall, but I believe it was mentioned in the episode where O'brien gets to space jail for 30 years in his head. He ends up skipping counselor appointments at some point and bashir has to threaten to put him on medical leave.
Marc Alaimo is so fucking good bros
What would have happened if Sisko jumped into the fire caves carrying an orb?
>>215222133all the alien actors in DS9 were the absolute best. Quark, Dukat, Weyoun, Odo, etc. It's just the GOAT. They even managed to make the Bajorans as insufferable as the jews they are based on.
>>215222181the writers would have even more of an aneurysm than they already had pumping out season 7 of ds9
>>215216614Mr. Worf? More like Mr. Gayrf.
Nog's story is the A plot
>>215222324didn't they already do that in ds9 though
>bring along the Klingon to convince Moriarty he's actually in London and definitely not on a holodeck
>>215222222
I love this Moriarty actor who is he
>>215221636im not saying it should be developed and widely used, only that it wouldnt be a mystery for sisko to figure out.
Odo is so cute
The Nog B plot in this is good too
>>215220469omfg you just blew my fucking mind bro
>>215216450>incel cuddlesno thanks
>>215222623The original ship crashed and they all died, sisko barely made it it was very iffy tech and the only reason it could go to warp was a natural phenomenon
>>215222063
>it's another cave episode
Based Nog being better than every single officer in Nu Trek
Did the Timecops ever hassle Sisko about the whole Gabriel Bell episode?
>Odo I'm in love with you too! >Suddenly realizes the whole thing is a ruseHe's blackpilled as fuck
>>215223588nah they are afraid of racism charges
please state the nature of the ice cream emergency
>>215216432Jesus Christ shut up and let me get a word in edgewise bro!
>>215223599The nerds who wrote that shit certainly were. Not getting anything like that again lol.
>>215216115All the TNG uniforms look dorky, because they are variations on pajamas. The 24th century was too comfy, so they went through a few decades of "come to work in your PJs" day.
>>215216149>>215216267You're an adult? And you're pestering some company to make you dolls of a show from 35 years ago because the ones they make are not to your liking?LMAOYou aren't by chance a virgin, are you?
>>215220885
Which series has the best yaoi
>>215224370you have no idea what's going on
>>215223876Too much vanilla, papi
>>215222803And Eddie got his start as Porthos ' stand in.
>>215217905So the yelling dude was just fine? That looked like a really powerful fire ray or something.
>>215224334We don't hock Trek here. Now get off our land!
>>215224454Innerspace? I love that movie.
>>215224393I'm pretty sure I'm keeping up just fine. And you're not denying your manchild virginity either. Condolences.I hope they make the doll you want without that pesky fabric clothing you don't want. lol
I think they adopted the 16:9 ratio because of shots like this.
>>215222205>They even managed to make the Bajorans as insufferable as the jews they are based on.Palestinians*
is star trek actually based anons ? what should I watch to see if its worth the investment in the universe?
>>215224822star trek
>>215224717The yelling dude isn't really there. He used an ancient vision crystal to have a vision.
>>215224832Which one?
>>215224869anything made in a year that starts with 19
>>215224805spotted the bajoran
>>215224935What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Is this what it's like to be with an autistic bipolar partner?
Lol @ nutrek
>>215218819Barreil is not terrible, hes supposed to be a holy man so kinda acts stoic but hes not too annoying. The one character that made my blood boil was Jadzia. Like every single scene she was either reminising something about Dax or acting like a badass or a slut. She was insuferable and didnt add anything to the crew. When she died was a huge relief. Ezri was super cute but also an annoying retard trying to suck Daxs dick as well.
>>215225041Ezri was a more interesting character because she was a junior officer who was unsure of herself, which makes her more relatable to the audience. Jadzia was a know it all whose entire personality was memories of her past lives.
>I desire a blue lighter
>>215225419Good thing I waited on posting this.The duality of star trek.
What a shot.
>>215224822>>215224869If you don't already know then you must be some level of normie, so start with Voyager.
>>215216096Good Morning Crewmen, your old pal Neelix here with another steaming batch of your favorite Leola Root stew!Today with a secret ingredient from my personal spice collection.Take a bowl, come back for seconds!
wherewhere's monashe's long gone
Uncy Neel feed me your secret soup
>>215216438>Other TreksDerp Space Time, like its concurrent and superior analogue, Babylon 5, is not Trek. It is a space station show which Ira Behr made as a direct middle finger to everything Roddenberry conceived. It’s proto-Kurtzman filth and I don’t consider it canon. There are some good characters here and there. But it’s not Trek. lol.
>>215226667JMS sucks and ruined Spider-Man.
>>215226667DS9 is the best Trek like how Kotor 2 is the best Star Wars, It steelman's it's beliefs.
>>215225501As a nod to his culture, instead of his chainmail sash. Worf should've cut a cleavage window in his Starfleet jumpsuit.
>>215221485>wooden spaceship
>>215227125Sisko PROVED it was possible.
>>215222063Dukat
>>215220838>>215224377>>215224394Vulcan femboy?
>>215226410It's Neelixing time
>>215228063Dukat would be the best therapist
>>215225419Oh look another unflappable girlboss. I can hear Critical Drinker moaning already.
>>215228974https://youtu.be/bcSAQyzPcl0?si=xrwpaSJBDDO44o6O
ds9 mostly sucks but i love the part at the end where sisko leaves for his wormhole alien adventure. he could come back immediately since its all non temporal and shit but instead he just leaves forever.
>>215229494>ds9 mostly sucks
>greedy, deceitful race with exaggerated facial features
>>215229494He just went out for a pack of wormhole cigs he'll be back.
We're all gonna watch Academy, right?
>>215229642Ill watch clips of some of the holodoc scenes, cringe and then nope out of ever watching anything else about it.
>>215229494>no child support to pay in post scarcity Federation>leaves anyway
>>215229723das just the way we DO
>>215229660I'll torrent the 'sodes and skip through them see what stills/clips I can use here.
>>215229723>>215229528Joking aside, characters like Sisko should be aspirational figured for black boys. If we don’t give them positive role models they end up gravitating toward rappers and criminals (but I repeat myself).
>We were betrayed by a self-seeking adventurer who has led us all to the very brink of disaster.
>>215216614Is that that nigga spottemgottem?
>>215230215>It was your absolute refusal to surrender which defeated him. You cannot ask more of yourself than that.
>I thought it was pretty self-explanatory. I'm leaving Starfleet. Energize.
>>215230341That's actually kind of a shitty power. He could have killed her much more quickly with a phaser and he looks vulnerable while he's fire godding her.
>>215230341>Dukat uses his power of charisma to inject it into a character that has none causing an overload
I like Jadzia
>>215230474No honor
>>215230474
>Finally! After a three day ban, I'm free! It's time to conquer /trek/!
>>215230625omg
>>215230625
>>215230668No. You NEED to find a group of teenagers with attitude to stop me first which is why I am not going in the Star Fleet Academy threads.
>>215230690Why is Riker drinking milk? Doesn’t he know that’s a 21st century racist dog whistle?
>>215230713That's exactly why he's drinking it
>>215230690Oh, you'll post in SFA threads as will I.
>>215230713He is bulking. :3
>>215230713It's not milk
>"If I catch you replacing the milk in the replicators with breast milk again, you're a dead man."
>>215231123see this is the perfect segue into an APGAR joke
>>215231145A rum ham, Anon. A RUM HAM.
>my plan was to do nothing less than kill every Bajoran in the camp! And to this day, my one regret is that I was not able to accomplish this honourable goal.
>>215231123Jerkass Riker scolding a despondent Barclay hits too close to home.
>>215232209Riker is a jerk even to himself
>>215232209When Leah caught Geordi, I literally had to look away. In 24 years of trekkin' I've actually never watched that scene in it's entirety.
he just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no-one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic
>>215232974moving from dopic do dopic
>>215232974>credibly unbroken sentence
i figured "celebrity" guest actors mostly ended up on trek out of like personal connections or being trekkies themselves but according to the DS9 book, Behr had been desperately trying to cast Iggy Pop since season 3. He was supposed to have Clint Howard's part in Past Tense
>>215230474I’d like to lick her spots
>>215230690 Boobazoid
Why do newfags say that I don't watch /trek/? It hurts my feelings.
>>215233294because no one respects TOS haters here plus you're an annoying faggot
>Every time you look at this engine, you're looking at me. Every time you touch it, it's me.
>>215233333
Is Academy gonna be so bad it's actually good?
>>215232789I mean it's a compliment if you think about it, bitch was far too uptight
>>215233440no. it is just bad.
>>215230032JarJar Binks must suffice
>>215233461
hagemans should sue. kurtzman is just repacking prodigy with a SNW skin
So I hate-watched the Starfleet Academy trailer and made myself sad again. Why did they kill the thing that I love?
>>215233759Try...try to remember the good times, anon.
It is NuTrek canon that Sisko abandoned his family and they never saw him again.Avery Brooks is turning in his grave.
>>215233759>Why did they kill the thing that I love?Is there a single popular franchise from the 20th century that hasn’t been systemically raped during the past 10 years? The destruction/demoralization is the point.
>>215233859Hell, they're even making sure Tron gets a pounding. AI can't kill Hollywood fast enough.
>>215233759It's due to the ///Ferengi///. They eschew long term prosperity in pursuit of short term quarterly gains. They milk something as hard as they can in the short term, jump ship with their profits, and leave some rube holding the bag.
>>215233759>watch bad stuff>mad its bad>grieflol
>>215216488Fffuck me, that's grim. Even Wheaton at his worst wasn't that physically cringe inducing.
>>215233901ai is not your friend, dumbassit's a tool to make you even more infantile and useless
>>215233930It sure as shit can't be worse than what we're getting now.
>mfw watching the new Academy trailerStarfleet Academy the video game was perfect, now the name will always be tainted with this dogshit. Dark days, dark fucking days.
>>215233759This cheered me up, anon:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCRdX3cP8RwHaven't seen anything else he's done, but I chuckled a few times.
>>215216614this Klingon ZESTY
UNGA BUNGA, APGAR. UNGA BUNGA!
>>215221297If I were a captain or admiral, or whatever, and I encountered these people, I would be lobbying for declaring war on them. They are beyond evil, they perfect the instruments of long-lasting psychological injury through one of the most baleful torture concepts ever. I would go Maxwell on them. Absolutely pure evil. And that's before even starting to debate the ethics of an experience machine in the first place.
>>215234060Fucking losing it at the thought of a Klingcel trooning out. That has to be the greatest dishonor your family could endure. Even worse than discommendation. Worse than dying in your sleep.
>>215233910Only a minute long, yet it couldn't make it all the way through. Fucking Colbert, man. Jon Stewart is still capable of being funny. Even Jimmy Kimmel (based on one gag in that monologue that got him temporarily cancelled). But Colbert's TDS has metastasized into his soul or something.
>>215233962that's what everyone has ever said about the state of the world
fuck yeah space travel
>>215216488I actually like this, he'd be good as an announcer voice or some quirky hologram. The show will be dogshit but at least maybe there will be a good performance or->An actual lineOh. Oh no. There is no hope in this hell, no hope at all.
>>215234260Nah, you're staying right here under Ferengi rule.
>>215234227none of those people have been funny for decadesi miss carsoni miss lettermani miss craigi miss conanjay was ok but his car stuff is better
>>215216488The LD writers weren’t fired. They were shuffled around to another show. And when SFA is canned after two seasons, they’ll go write for Rick and Morty.
>>215234325Not him, but it's INSANE how much better Leno got when he switched to car stuff. Like, I fucking hated him on late night stuff, couldn't stand him, completely different dude about cars, and actually extremely watchable. Fucking shame he wasn't doing this for decades instead.
Reminder that one of the current writers of Starfleet Academy wrote Nancy Drew for The CW and only has a job on this show because her dad was on Mission Impossible in the 1960s.
>>215233819its ds9 canon, retard. the wormhole aliens are non temporal like the nexus. sisko could spend a million billion years with the wormhole aliens and come back to kasidy without her even knowing he left. no nutrek is canon, except within itself and theyre not even good at that
>>215234325I'm a bong, but yes. Craig especially. Although he picked the perfect time to quit. If he'd stuck around he might been forced into being political, and/or labelled as creepy for flirting with anyone younger than him.
>>215234449>sisko could spend a million billion years with the wormhole aliens and come back to kasidy without her even knowing he leftyou didn't get itif he returned immediately it would undermine the theme of self sacrifice and make the already poor ending worsehe's gone for now, but he'll be back one day (in-universe)talentless hacks don't get that though and assume, like you, that because we don't see him before the end of the episode that he's gone forever, leading to stupid future museum references like "what happened to ben sisko??"
>>215234433Paramount really wants the teen girl audience. They don't realize liking Star Trek or any sci-fi is social suicide for high schoolers.
>>215233859>Coming This Easter>a tale 25 years in the making>Vern>Rimshot>and Ernest P Worrell return for>Ernest's Final Judgement
>>215234325(Re (((Stewart))), I was thinking of that "outbreak of chocolatey goodness" bit he did on Colbert during Covid, mocking the narrative that it couldn't possibly have come from the lab - while Colbert awkwardly tried to laugh it off. But admittedly that was a while ago now, and that might have been a one-off.)
>>215234433There is no proof she's related to Martin Landau, who didn't really become a star because of MI. Maybe it's her grandpa or relative, but it seems to me that you just have schizophrenia.I will say that it mainly looks like she was hired because she's dirt cheap & will do whatever they tell her to do.
>>215234648I think it was a one-off, the guy's last name is not stewart and his prominent beak says the rest
>>215234495>self sacrificeLmao, what sacrifice? Black man avoids responsibility? Odo sacrificed being with Kira to try and connect with his people to make them less retarded. Damar sacrificed his life and before that was forced to kill his best friend. Eddington sacrificed himself to save his friends. Nog sacrificed his leg. Nevar forget!
>>215234898Dude, it's a fucking TV show. Plus he & Dukat were thrown into the very real in universe Bajoran hellfires so it really would be a miracle for him to obtain a human body again after that.Take your racial bias out of the equation & watch from a perspective where his race doesn't matter at all, that's why they made Brooks mad by being an absent black father because the writers hadn't even thought of it as a racial thing.
>>215234853Fair enough, and yes. Even so... Colbert stands out to me as particularly wretched. Not sure I can quite explain it.
>>215234961what part of non temporal dont you understand? it doesnt matter how complicated it is or how long it takes, they can bring him back immediately from kasidys perspective. not returning immediately can only be explained as a choice to avoid supporting his wife and raising his child. ironically could have saved it by saying he couldnt come back, then he would have made a sacrifice for the bajorans. but as it is he just broke the prime directive to end the battle with the pah wraiths and then he fucked off to play time ghost or whatever with his real mom. selfish prick
>>215235045>could have saved it by saying he couldnt come back, then he would have made a sacrifice for the bajoransYeah that's the key point, it's a lame copout to tag that line on the end just because Brooks didn't like it. The golden rule for writers is always ignore what the actors say, they are nothing but prostitues and dumb motherfuckers.
>>215234996I remember Colbert was rather obsessed with running cover for Pizzagate back when that was coming out, as well as denying the existence of some of Hillary's emails which Trump mentioned at his rallies (and which were open for anyone to check out at wikileaks)
>>215234809NTA but I wouldn't be surprised if it's both
>>215235843David Ellison is so cool and smart.
Well BF fucking killed the thread again
>>215236093we're close to new. have faith
I hear the entire first season of Gary Seven is hidden on page 10!
>>215236107Of the freighter?
>>215236107'CAUSE I'VE GOT STRENGTH OF THE SOULI CAN REEEEEEEEEACH ANY STAR
>>215236167based
I just learned there's a VOY videogame coming up where you can influence the plot.I can't wait to kill Tuvix, then reload a save, then kill him again.
>>215236282yeah, demo is available now for free too, haven't tried it yet but it's installed
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