Crossover editionprevious >>215260150
star trek sex with shran
>>215283204damn, you're fast.
>>215283405is that Enterprise episode the one where they beam people out during a storm and there's leaves and twigs embedded in their bodies? kek
>>215283436no thats the earlier ep where trip thinks he sees rock people. vanishing point is when they try to beam hoshi up but her pattern gets stuck for a few seconds and she thinks no on can see her, she can move through walls and stuff
pon farr w/ dr selar
goo sesh w/ odo
routinely sending horny thoughts but she can never prove anything w/ deanna
>I'll have you know I did two years as an engineer's assistant aboard a Trabalian freighter. I'm well-versed in warp theory.
I seriously can't get over this image. Just LOOK at this shit.
>>215283626i thought she can't read thoughts because she's only half Betazoid
>>215283600>>215283499>>215283204Moopsy.
>>215283669That guy might get beat up over this.
>>215283681zoids cant read minds unless they have sex with you
>>215283669It’s like the falling dominoes meme>Paramount goes all in on DEI>Genderfluid Klingons
>>215283405Did they just swap the last two tng episodes? This madness must stop.
>>215283669I'm looking forward to shitting on this. When's the first ep?
>>215283696This is /trek/, not one of your forced BR meme threads, Seth.
>>215283782Is that true?
>>215283669It really is baffling how these shows just keep going no matter what.
>>215283194did i ever tell you guys about the voyager enterprise cross over movie trilogy to restore the timeline and erase nutrek?
>>215283827yes it happens sometimes. tng and ds9 seem to be the worst ep title and description errors
>>215283681It’s an extreme invasion of privacy when your coworker can read your thoughts without consent and report the contents of your mind to the Captain. And I thought our HR cunts were bad!
>>215283681>>215283782She can still feel your emotions, and freaked the fuck out that time she lost her ability.
>>215283835the full zoid in drumhead cant read minds. troi can read rikers mind. lwaxana and troi can read each others minds but family is the same as sex for these intents and purposes. the only other instance of zoid mind reading i can recall is lwaxanna and the fish and i wouldnt put it past her to fuck the fish.
So Academy has a trans Klingon and a naturally occurring sentient hologram, who else? Any hot chicks?
>>215283980even if it was very good, or even just not bad, there still wouldnt be enough of it for it to be worth paying any attention. the absolute max this will get is 50 eps and its much more likely to be between 20 and 30. thats not star trek.
>>215283980>Any hot chicks?Lol no, we still haven't moved on from the 2010s metoo era causing producers to be afraid of hiring actresses who are beautiful AND talented
>>215283835Based Zoids knower. Shame it never got more popular. Same with Spiral Zone, best intro ever.
You will watch it all.
>>215283980Yes, this beautiful womyn.
What are we drinking tonight?
>>215283910There was also an autistic Betazoid who couldn’t handle being bombarded with emotional noise every day. He couldn’t read thoughts but he was over-reading emotions.
based
>>215284131>still haven't watched any new trek since STD season 2 red angel bullshitHohoho, too bad, so sad!
>>215284149sum blue shit
>>215284149old tub bib. good value but no soul
>>215284184For me? Green.
>>215284184>if i could turn back time>i would find a way>to take back all those words that hurt you>and youd stayberman should have been given one more chance
>>215284275>wasting time tending bar no wonder hes still a lieut despite 20 years of service and a computer library for a brain
>>215282960It even looks better in this mess of a live SNL sketch where it's just a character wearing Worf cosplayyoutu.be/ZSpZEaUmRD0
>>215284283chance to do what...
BabyWhen I see your face. I feel the most emotion
>What a waste of a morning. That Galipotan freighter that was scheduled to be here at oh seven hundred still hasn't arrived
>>215284319That’s actually something I love about Data>Stronger, smarter, more capable than 90% of lifeforms in the galaxy>His existence itself is a miracle of science>Still not above pouring a drink for his friends
>>215284349i know it basically is played as a shitpost but this ship actually makes so much sense and they are so unironically right for each other. are there any scenes where they interact when he isn't "Anjohl'?
>>215284386i meant before the ruse, obviously
>>215284349Miles used to work on the docks, union's been on strikeHe's down on his luck, it's tough, so tough
>>215284339ent reboot focused on the andorians and tellarites and the early federation. berman is too old but i think bakula and combs could still do it
>>215284456i respectuflly disagree and I think the show getting cancelled when it did was ultimately a blessing because I already hated most of what they did with the lore and those races. and I had just about had enough of Captain Archer.
>>215284319He's a lieutenant commander. And he wasn't an ensign for seven years before he made lieutenant (j.g.).
>>215284519and when I say "those races' I mean Vulcans too obviously. Tellarites came out relatively unscathed but they did really lean into making them extremely cartoonish
>>215284386nah, Winn hated cardassians as much as any bajoran and dukat was still space hitler in her mindher whole conversion to the satanic wormhole aliens is also a bit iffy
>>215284543>Winn hated cardassians as much as any bajoran[citation needed]>>215284543>dukat was still space hitler in her mind[citation needed]
>>215284539tellarites and andorians had no previous back-story to sullyI actually really like what they did with the vulcans being haughty pricks and it makes perfect sense given they're implementing a proto-prime directive
>>215284519Is that Bill or Tommy?
>*stares at you borgily*
>>215284584ok well you will just have to understand we are totally different breeds and I find you and your opinions disgusting. with peace and love.
>>215284583>[citation needed]the peace treaty episode with zombie beriel when she reminds kira that she was beaten mercilessly by the cadassians every day of the occupation and all she had was her faith>[citation needed]her initial reaction to finding out dukat is the farmer in the final episodes of the show and then goes along with him but still despises him and talks down to him
>>215284149slug-o-cola
>>215284433Q. What's the difference between O'Brien and an elephant?A. O'Brien must suffer whereas elephants suffer musth.
>>215284673thanks, you've only further convinced me that I'm right lol
>>215284619hes right about the vulcans. remember they reset at the end with the tpau stuff so it doesnt really conflict with any of the earlier series or films. same goes for everything else you might not like in the first 3 seasons. all the conflicts are cleared when archer defeats vosk. its cheap but it works.
Currently rewatching Enterprise. It's far comfier than I remember
>>215284616>Do you have to stare like that? I think it's making people nervous.
>>215284835what ep are you on?
>>215284598it's the one that's creepy and rapey
Odo was his second best role. Fight me.
>>215284886Episode 9, last one was the with ice comet and T'Pol realising that humans aren't half bad
>>215285007Imagine being such a sexpest that you get cancelled over 20 years before the birth of cancel culture. Imagine getting #MeToo’d in the year 1990.
>>215285297>New Vegas>trannyit tracks
>>215285297On that we agree.
>>215285523He was the original Father Mulcahy in the mash movie.
>be Rene Auberjonois>smoke a dozen packs a day>get that kino smoker's voice>but die of lung cancer at 79hate it when this happens, same for Leonard Nimoy
>>215285350honestly I felt like that scene in Enterprise really cross a line. i was used to him being all...like that from watching TNG but it just felt so fucking inappropriate and gross in context. like, it's not just some random hologram lady you custom made for your own titillation like Minuet...it is a historical figure? and the way he pauses the program to do it and everything like she didn't want her to actually react to it. it's so fucked. Riker is so YUCKY. i remember when I watched that part I literally yelled at the screen for him to not fucking touch her lol. i was offended.
>>215285297Girl, without you, we just living in fearWithout your dumbass posts about
>>215285804*he didn't want
Remember when they used the hard-r N-word in Deep Space Nine?
>>215285869yeah i love that episode
>>21528567379 is the perfect age to die. Past that your body starts breaking down and you just have to wait it out. Unless you have God tier genetics like Shatner. >>215285869>Uses of the word nigger in Star Trek: 1>Uses of the word nigger in Star Wars: 0
if Garak had genocided the Founders when he had that chance, the Dominion would have quickly fallen apart and millions of lives would have been spared: yes or no?give reasons for your answer.
>>215285644He seems to have a habit for playing men of God?
>>215285949It would have saved millions of lives in the Alpha Quadrant but at the expense of billions, maybe trillions in the Gamma Quadrant.If the Founders had been genocided, the entire Dominion would completely collapse. The Jem'Hadar would go completely wild. And the Dominion is bigger than the Federation, the Romulan Empire, and the Klingon Empire combined. They control most of an entire quadrant, a huge area of the galaxy.If the Dominion collapsed, it would be a civil war and chaos on hundreds of worlds.
>>215285991>The Jem'Hadar would go completely wild.would they though? they were several times shown to be not just mindless killing machines. they were trying to cure their addiction and stuff. it's not like they are incapable of reasoning and being strategic despite their genetic need for violence.
>>215286033>they were several times shown to be not just mindless killing machines.Wrong. What? Go watch The Abandoned and say that again.Also, the one Jem'Hadar that became immune to White addiction tried to get it cured but his own men went fucking mad to a man and had to be put down. He was very clearly shown to be the exception that proves the rule.>would they thoughAre you retarded? Seriously, anon. Any gigantic army is going to go wild when left to its own devices like that, suddenly bereft of all leadership
>>215286074they aren't bereft of leadership. they have their own leadership structure so they would then be looking to their Firsts for guidance. >Any gigantic army is going to go wild when left to its own devices like thathonestly you're the one who sounds retarded. nevermind.
>>215285991Wasn't there an old story where it was implied that the Dominion were one of the few powers holding the line against the Borg?
>>215286120Again, go watch The Abandoned you fucking casual.
>Ride's going to get a little bumpy. Things are going to happen fast. Just keep alert, stay calm. Let's focus on what we're doing. You know your jobs. You've been trained, you've been tested. You've earned the right to sit in those chairs.
I wish they hadn't done the Odo-Nerys thing. Really messed up both characters.
I don't understand what "wrong image wrong quote" anon is all about
>>215286162I don't see how it's relevant. one baby Jem'Hadar wants to kill everything. that has no bearing on what veterans with actual experience would do if they no longer had the Founders giving them orders and had to decide for themselves. everything else in the show shows that they are not a fucking mindless zombie hoard that can't be controlled. they fucking walk around on DS9 with civvies just fine.
>>215285991I don't agree they would have burnt the gamma and the alpha quadrant to ash
>>215286199"Veterans" are like 5 years old
>>215286186how did it mess up Kira?
>>215286234Old enough for PTSD, old enough for PTSMe, that's what I always say and what I got kicked off Talax!
>>215286186Nana and Rene agreed with you, they didn't like the idea either
>>215286261but but the book said the writers took their cues for developing their relationship from this unscripted reaction. so it's Rene's fault then
>I don't understand them, I don't want to talk to them. I just want to go home.
>>215286309Archer was only so mad because he and Captain Drennik hit it off so well and got gay on their little shuttle trip and Trip made him look bad prove me wrong
>>215286199They walk around civvies because of Vorta and Founders still existing you retard
>>215283405Highly kinographic lineup
>>215286186If they stayed the same someone would still complain. You can't please every fan.
>>215286470ok if you're gonna argue they take orders from Vorta I'm sure you well know there are Vorta out there who are more than ready to go into business for themselves and would not have a total meltdown if the Founders suddenly ceased to exist. so what then? your scenario really depends on all individuals in both races have absolutely no sense of free will except for total murder when they are freed from control of the Founders which is shown in the show to not be the case.
Look, I'm just gonna say it. The Founders deserved the genocide virus.
>>215286438that's G'kar
>>215286578my bad. my point still stands thoughever
What does it feel like?
>>215286561They deserved to be genocided for being stupid enough to think they could conquer the alpha quadrant through a single wormhole.
>>215286561you're so right and I really can't wait to get to the end of this DS9 book to read the writers justification for why they get off scott FUCKING free after being one of the most evil fucking forces ever conceived in Star Trek. i can't skip ahead because I'm following the watchalong schedule.
>>215286673The DS9 companion is on my list of Trek books I still need to get
>>215286932i am enjoying it very much. my only complaint is the huge lack of input from Avery Brooks but I guess I can't blame the author for that knowing how he is.
>>215283194So would mirror universe Janeway just be Arachnia?
>>215286995Yeah Avery Brooks is just that kind of guy. He feels since he did Star Trek for seven years, he doesn't have to revisit it.Also on my list are the TOS and TNG (movie) sketchbooks. I remember checking out the TNG one at the library years ago. Haven't been able to find one at a used book store - I might have to buy it online.
>>215287092Both of these books feature a lot of rare artwork that isn't available online, I wish Pocket would reprint these, or publish similar ones.
>>215286612That was pretty dumb. They should have subverted Bajor and not bothered with anything else.
>>215287018No she'd be a mild mannered woman who worked in a bookstore and raised pugs.
Funny, he doesn't look like April.
>>215287457You get a melanin injection upon promotion from Commodore to Admiral.
whats with star fleet and women giving birth on ships during battle situations?Is it... a kink thing?
>>215285804you are right that the scene was unnecessary and weird, but you also sound like one of those annoying and stupid alphabet snowflake people
>>215285811>invidThat's not a word. God I hate this AI slop future.
>>215287824>you sound like you're right but I am triggered regardlessactually kill you are self, you fucking faggot
>>215287846>That's not a word.https://robotech.fandom.com/wiki/InvidYou are truly a stupid motherfucker.
>>215287846>invidIt's these guys from robotech
>>215287884looks like i was right on the moneyyou can be an lgtv or whatever you want anon, but if that's your entire personality you're not really much of a person
>>215284584>what they did with the vulcans being haughty pricksthey have always been hauty pricks. since TOS its been all about an extremely prudent culture that says it doesn't do emotions but nearly everything they do is rooted in it. Pride most of all. Every time Kirk and Bones smile after Spock gives some excuse for something he did, or even in the Vulcan culture based episodes like the mating ritual one or the one with his dad. There has always been a tension in thier race, thats a core of what makes them fun.
>>215287888>>215287910>Made-up term>Not trek-relatedI maintain my stance.
>>215287924you already admitted you see that I was right and it bothers you there's really nothing you can say to backtrack on that now I'm so sorry. maybe try the belligerent retard bit first instead of outright admitting I'm right first for the future.
>>215283853think of it more like a culture war being waged on you rather than an attempt to entertain you
>>215283669I'm going to review bomb this shit harder than the free cuddles given out on Turkana IV.
>>215283853No it's not. Literally every single thing in this world is fake and gay. More and more people are seeing through the lies. They can't stop lying or their world ends so they just lie harder and more and louder and PLEASE GOD....too late. It's over. God is truth. Don't worry. Be happy.
>>215287941>I maintain my stance.Be sure to grab your ankles tightly then.
>>215284336>melted chocolate ooof
nonnies....soon....
>>215283600odo is pure neutrality
>uh-oh hot spicy diarrhoea!>computer beam all the hot spicy diarrhoea out of my colon and directly into Lt. Barclay's eyes
>>215288268For some reason my stream is shitting itself tonight
Why does the Doctor have unrestricted access to everyone's shower cam on Voyager? Why is there even a camera in the shower to begin with?
>>215288490It's an access/display panel. He just hijacked it.
If you don't like Ferengi episodes, you're a fucking BITCHAlso>just played the Ferengi mission on STO with Nog, Quark, Rom, Brunt, and LeckIt was kino as expected
>>215288490star fleet is a front for the federation narco-medical technocracy.
Wait I thought Prophet Motive was tonight
>>215288109Why are they naming ships after a greek godesses? That's not in line with the established naming conventions.
>>215288663Hahahaha imagine naming something after Cybeley hahahahaha oh wow.
kek i need a webm of O'Brien smiling at himself in this episode
>>215288774I second this
>>215283405I've never seen this one, does he ever regain his ability to
>>215288999With some help from the crew of the Enterprise, especially Mr Data, he's
>>215288999In the end he realises he never lost the ability to
Rank obrien episodes:Whispers > honor among thieves > the assignment > visionary > hard time > captive pursuit > tribunal > the storyteller > times orphans
>>215283405At least they've stopped the wiki page length synopsis for Ent
>>215289038You forgot Rascals.
>>215287960i don't think you know what you're saying, or you didn't understand what i was saying in the first placethere was never a reality in which i was saying you were wrong, because i said i was agreeing with youi just said i thought the way you spoke was annoying, which you seem happy to confirmi think you are what is referred to as a sore winner
>women aren't people-The Schizoid ManWait wait, he's got a point
>>215288708Without you it's like the badlandsWithout shitposts from yo man hands
>>215288999>>215283405This is the second day in a row the description for TNG has been fucked up.
>>215289493That's because the two were swapped.
>>215283405>tfw to retarded to figure out how to watchalong
>>215285297Yes, but your picture is unrelated
>>215289648See upper left cornerUse jewgle if stuck
>>215289648handitv.com check the where to watch section. its a free over the air channel for a lot of people
>Rene's last name translates to 'eggplant'Lol.
>>215288663>that picVery juicy. Does she have an OF?
Did anyone else here get lowkey chills when Captain Pike was speaking to Kirk for the first time about the responsibilities of command?
>>215289844No, that's aubergine.Auberjonois mean armor-maker, or armourer.
>>215289955Yes, I did. Because the scene gave me aids.
>>215289997Or maybe it means eggplant maker. As in his family gave the Normans boners.
>the AI faggot shows up here and the /v/ thread simultaneously>nu trek spam begins
>>215284170i haven't seen anything since enterprise
>>215289955I do tend to get chilly when vomiting yes
>>215289060Only counting Ds9 episodes
>>215288663>Are supposed to believe an academy would name a ship after the Greek goddess of Wisdom? Ha! I sure hope someone got fired for that mistake.
>>215283669They really named this nigga Jayden
>>215283669I'm sort of like the opposite of that dude in The Matrix with this stuff now. I don't even see the images; I just see Alex Kurtzman's smirking jew mug. It's all just him.
yall are trippin if you wouldn't
>the desecration of the Klingons continuesNever forget what they're trying to take away from you. The Klingon Nuclear Family with traditional values MUST survive.
>>215290230I hate dancing because it's jigaboo behavior but hooooo nelly La'an is great to watch dance
>>215290392i guess wall are tripping then
>>215290228That's the episode that got him sent to DS9.
>>215290392I know there is a beauty term for this among African Americans but why is it in the show? It looks like pubes
>>215290471Yes but it's a tng episode not a Ds9 one
>>215285297I'm not into vidya so I had no idea this guy was Oberkino. Holy kek.
>>215290017Did TOS people hate the TNG people in the 90s too?
>>215290513why would a holographic person have to go to the academy. the doctor never went he was just programmed with the necessary data. data is kind of the exception because no one knew how he worked so he had to learn it like a human but star fleet knows how to build holo-people.
>>215290583Maybe it’s a different kind of hologram and they don’t know how it works
>>215290535There's a really godawful indie comedy from 1999 called Free Enterprise that's basically proto Big Bang Theory "trekkie nerds are actually secret chads who get laid" with fulfillment, with a scene I distinctly remember of the main character flying into a rage at his girlfriend for merely mentioning TNG. Like dude Voyager is almost halfway done by that point, get the fuck over Kirk vs. Picard already.
>>215290639>"trekkie nerds are actually secret chads who get laid" with fulfillment,They might not be chads but between the convention circuit and the the overlap between pedos and star trek i think there is a significant amount of sex going on in the world of star trek fans just not all of it consensual.
>>215290327>JAY-DEN [WE WUZ] KANGS>FOREHEAD: PLASTIC>FOCUS: EXPERIMENTIN' (crack, veganism, piercings, the gay)>>215290392>S.A.M. (Severely Afflicted Mentally)>SPECIES: YASQWEEN>HAIR: INDESCRIBABLE>FOCUS: OPERATIONS (sex changes, stomach stapling, the board game Operation)
>>215289997>Auberjonois mean armor-maker, or armourer.No, it's just an older more esoteric form of 'aubergine'.
>>215289998>>215290213it's an automated spambot, I suggest you "hide" and ignore it
star trek sex with my hand
>>215290755You're an old esoteric fag lmao.
>>215290535No, but normies thought they did, so the idea was disseminated throughout the cultural zeitgeist. Normies still don't understand trek.
>>215290583"One of the unique characters for the show is Series Acclimation Mil (a.k.a. Sam), played by Kerrice Brooks, described by the official synopsis as “the first of her kind to ever attend Starfleet Academy.” During the panel, Brooks explained what that actually means:“I am a photonic. I am a hologram. So with that being said, Sam is programmed to feel a certain age. But she was literally only created, like weeks ago. So she’s like a newborn. Everything is so fresh to her. And that is just the most magical thing to go from. Because you’re back in a childlike state. And children, anatomically, your bones aren’t formed yet… I guess holograms don’t have bones, but emotional bones, you know what I am saying?”So, from an AI species doing things by AI rules.
>>215290683….what? Blackpill me on trekpedos>>215290639I knew it. So in 20 years people will be nostalgia posting about whatever the fuck they’re airing now and making fun of people for watching the latest entirely ai generated nununuTrek
>>215290866Ah, Kurtzman. Replacing "hologram" with "photonic" just like he changed "android" to "synthetic". Why? Fuck you, that's why.>Because you’re back in a childlike stateShouldn't be much of a stretch...
>>215290897You can find the text of the article in question herehttps://lylamiklos.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/2005.06.20-PedophiliaAndTrekkies-Macleans.pdfsearch for >The original article as it appeared in Maclean’s:and read the article under the heading about the overlap that the police in toronto found
>>215283194Crossdresser edition
>>215290951>lyla miklosYou're trusting this things opinion?
tfw your creators were racist vibe coders
>>215291016it is a reprint of an article from another source. i just searched the internet until i could find a copy from somewherelook around for another copy if you want
>>215291001
>>215290866>tl;dr the adult actors are going to act like childrenwhoa... such a change of pace from every other late 2010's star trek series...>>215290939>Replacing "hologram" with "photonic"Tbf they did use that term a few times, especially on voyager, I think specifically in that episode where they run across a species that outlawed holograms and the doctor has to inhabit Seven's brain
>>215291001>>215291037
>>215290951>child porn, not actual child rapeWho cares
>>215291074And Voyager made a distinction between Holograms and Photonic lifeforms. Since SAM has a species name, she's probably the later.
>>215291187it's not a distinction, it's just like saying "african-americans" instead of "black people"Also she is specifically a "newborn hologram, the first of her kind," which I guess means a naturally occurring offspring of two holograms without being directly programmed by someone else.
>>215291037>>215291090I now deeply regret my post.
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
>>215291247To the extent that anything in Star Trek is consistent or makes sense, Holograms are a subset of Photonic lifeforms. There is a distinction. Don't like that? Bitch at the Voyager writers.
weyoun very cute and handsome although he is evil
>>215290951It’s crazy how these evil retards can stare directly in the face of the fact that their work guarantees an increase in real life child rape and keep doing it anyway.
>>215291375
>>215291407I forget, what did Winn say about his pawg?
>>215289493>>215289605yeah whenever the title or description is off the next day will be too
>>215291403I love how the seal of the president of earth is just a picture of the earth and "the president of earth". Great work prop guys.
>>215291375Based Chada
This >>215291375 is 100x more positive woke and better for society than whatever the fuck this is >>215291030 here.
>>215291403
>>215291429He said "We have a lot in common" and she felt his lobes and said "No, we have nothing in common".
>>215291323Why him? Wasn't there even ONE Soiboi nepobaby jew in Hollywood who actually was a Trek fan and could have made shows for Trek fans?
>>215291469Only the strong survive.
>>215291418If you are referring to the writers of Star Trek then I agree
>>2152914227 of 9 tonnes.
>>215291450Old trek understood that the most effective way to combat bigotry is making sexual and racial minorities seem universally hot and charming.It’s basically impossible to make fat people seem attractive and charming so it just doesn’t work. Especially on camera.Ugly people will unironically never have rights. All races and genders and everything will be fine. Even bald “people”. But uggos and fatties are permafucked.
>>215291491Lmao.
>>215291458"Nothing at all!"
>>215291521It is the way of things.
>>215291490if it takes the whole international tribe to prop you up in your mediocrity then you aren't "strong" you just have plot-armor
PROPAGANDA
Do you consider ENT nutrek?
>>215291634
he actually sucks at making friends. it's so endearing.
>tng is cut off again
>>215291899Pulaski goes too far this time in her disrespect of Mr. Data, taking it upon herself to call him an
>>215291834I’ve never watched this — is she some kind of alien that can get information by touching people’s ears, or was this some absolutely insane alien racism power move?
>>215291899This is very funny I hope it
>>215292015it's a Bajoran religion thing. they can fell your spiritual vibes by touching your earlobe.
>>215291960>to call him anyou am an clankie darta, an robor nignor.
>>215292015She's the space pope for her people. They've got some silly superstition where they think they can sense someone's spirit by grabbing their ear like that.
>>215292036Oh ok that’s much less fun and more coherent.
>>215292015That's where the Bajoran "soul" is located. In their fucking ears. They check spiritual strength by groping it.
>>215283405>and worse...So he also watches his future self live beforehand?
>>215292036I can't believe they never went with the obvious gag of doing it to a Ferengi.
>>215292087they were because she's one of the best characters. the villains really make this show.
>>215283669As scary as the alien from Signs
>>215292076>>215292136I can’t tell if the ear fixation was an outgrowth of most of their “aliens” being guys with stuff on their head, or if one of the writers had an ear fetish.
>>215292087she as great as winn. her demeanor and the way she talks down to people made me hate winn at first
>>215283405is this a cable tv channel?
>>215291438don't lie, it's schlockino
star trek oomox with weyoun
>>215292321i get it on antenna but its on some cable and sat too. check the 'where to watch' part on handitv.com
>>215285297>>215288708Oh shut the fuck up you gap toothed troll. Mecha? There is not a single iteration of Star Trek that has ever featured Mecha. You know what EVERY FUCKING VERSION OF STAR TREK has featured? Kaiju. That's right bitch, /trek/ or more rightly /trekaiju/ is a Kaiju board. Every Star Trek Series has featured Kaiju. We have no silly mechs, what do have are gigantic monsters ie Kaiju.So /trek/ will never be /mechakiaju/ it will always be /trekaiju/The sad thing is that the Toho-verse has some pretty awesome mechs, you are just too culturally ignorantly to notice them.
>>215291834even he has to stop a minute and think,>damn she really is nuts
>>215292346technically the stargazer has a mech on the dorsal section
>>215292391Don't engage tripfaggots.
>>215291469Quentin Tarantino wrote a script for what would've been NuTrek flick #4. But the boss of Star Trek decided not to make it. David Cronenberg guest starred in DSICO. Because he is a fan of Trek. Paul Giamatti says the reason he's doing the Academy show is because he's a Trek fan. If they could just channel this talent. Into something good. Instead of wasting it. They might actually make an OK NuTrek. Lower Decks is the closet to for fans by fans. And it's also the closest to being OK.
>>215292391Are power armor/lifter suits really what BF is talking about? Exoskeletons are not mechs, show me a image of it.
>>215292362i don't know if that's what he was thinking I think it was more like reflecting on the fact that that line really doesn't work with anyone in the Alpha Quadrant like he tried that same>I feel we're so similar you and I we're going to be great friends :>thing on Sisko and Sisko told him to get fucked. he isn't the only one who does it though. it's like the Vorta go-to and it always fails.
>>215292015She is an evil nutjob who wormed her way into being the religious leader of the Bajorans. The ear touching is just a bullshit religious thing. Like reading someone's aura or something.The guy who gets ear-rubbed is a slimy bureaucrat of an occupying army. The Bajorans have to play nice with him. He initially thinks he found a fellow slimy bureaucrat.
>>215292391>>215292459Minimum would be a Zentradi battle pod and i'd argue that being a 'mech'
>>215292346Everybody still remembers and laughs about that time you wrongly said Klingons was a VHS and not a CD-ROM.
watching TNG S3E12: "The High Ground"Dr. Crusher seems to be kidnapped by an Italian guy.
>>215292509Ah, the episode which suggested Ireland would be united by 2024 due to terrorism.
>>215292498And you forget how it was a two year running joke involving cutting boards and photo shop edits that brought us all together as a community because we all knew how idiotic it all was but we joked along anyways. We did Christmas images of our stupidity and i was glorious.I miss those days.
>>215292414stop awakening things in me
>>215292529Watching 2024 pass and Northern Ireland still being occupied territory was like an adult version of not getting the hogwarts letter at 11.
>>215292509Damn she was hot in that one. Wish she had the chance to tongue-punch Pulaski
>>215292604>was like an adult version of not getting the hogwarts letter at 11Epic reddit explanation, now I hecking get it.
STAR TREK
>>215292498Also for the record there is or will be a VHS version of it, i just haven't acquired the CD to VHS equipment to create a convincing fake yet. I figured out how to print out the label, finding a functional VHS player that can record from digital is difficult.
>>215292592No. You tried to play off your humiliation as joking along. But, we were all laughing at you. Nobody liked your chopping board thing either. Not funny.
>>215292621Pretending you didn’t like Harry Potter when you were a kid is just admitting you couldn’t read
>>215283669What the fuck is wrong with his AAAAAARMS
>>215292750An impressive wingspan like that is wasted at school. Reading books like a nerd. He should be an athlete. I hope he's at the Academy on a parrises squares scholarship.
>>215292599but i need others to see the vision
>>215292708You seem confused. I'm the /trekaiju/ guy, the chopping board guy and insider dudes were not me. You are confusing me with two other people. I just think that Godzilla vs Biollante is a defacto Eugenics War prequel and that Star Trek and the Toho verse are compatible. Besides that i couldn't give a damn besides the obvious fact that Star Trek Klingon was released on VHS.
>>215292414tall woman > short woman
>>215292414I fucking laughed so hard. wow
>>215292414
>>215292872You might be right. I might be confused. But.. I refuse to apologise. I might even double-down.
I like KeikoI like Pulaski I like Chakotay
>>215293146You should do what think is the ethically correct thing to do. Remember that no matter what you decide /trek/ will always love you. Even if you have to make the hard decisions like firing on that orphanage or taking a firm but fair hand with those terrorists on Bajor /trek/ will be there for you.
>>215291294You should know by now that the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer!
>>215291899Neelix draws the scorn of the entire crew after being found in bed with a
>>215293302I like ChineseThey only come up to your knees
>>215284149The best the Federation has to offer!
>>215286612If it hadn't been for the wormhole aliums they would have. And even while being cut off they still almost did it.
>>215293889The scaling on this image triggers me.
>>215286612If I was there. It wouldn't have gone down like that. There never would've even been a 'Dominion War'. Because I would've been in a shuttlepod. Right at the wormhole's mouth. Just spamming my phaser button. Like the Spartans in 300.
>>215293302NoYesAkoocheemoya
>>215283669HEHASNO STYLEHE HASNO GRACET-T-THIS KLINGONHAS A FUNNY FACEJAY-DENJAY-DEN KRAAG IS HERE
>>215294297Akoocheemoya!
>>215294361>filenameSame, it's schizokino
>>215294361I cannot begin to guess the level of mental illness required to make such an image
>>215283669It isn't going to places where no man has gone before. >>215292750Monke.
>>215293302>I like KeikoWhale from free willy was much better Keiko.
>>215294451Have a card instead.
>>215294626>>215294626>>215294626
>>215294649Should have used >>215294361 as OP image.
>>215294676saved for the future
>>215294563based
>>215284170I haven't watched anything Trek related since the second crappy JJ Abrams film. And that will never change.
>>215291074>>215291187>>215291403You magnificent autists. What I'm saying is that Kurtzman will have people using his preferred term where previously characters would have said "hologram". And make it sound like either a slur or a leftist buzz-phrase like "people of color" or "the undocumented", depending on who's saying it. Just watch.(No, actually, don't: it'll be unbearably fucking awful.)
>>215295879Holo/hologram will probably be the slur, since it allows the most venom spread into the largest amount of dialogue.
