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>>215294626Akoocheemoya
Loving, procreative sex with androids
>>215294763…how does the model know that implants move like that
>>215294660
>>215294805He looks a bit like Macro Pierre White in that image.
Good Morning Crewmen!Ran out of those pesky replicator rations? Never fear, your old pal Neelix is here with another batch of Leola Root stew, famous throughout the delta quadrant!Care for a bowl?
star trek sex with shran
>>215295062There really isn't anything in that pot or that ladle, is there.
>>215295090
>>215295146I only like the neelix bath water with some pulp
>>215295165…I hate how so many funny things on the internet are intersections of so many things that I have no one to send them to.
Star Trek tantric vision quest sex with Chakotay
Who would win in a fight Deputy Hawk or Lt Chakotay?
>>215295265He would deliver Chakotay much closer to the bones of his people
>>215295265Walker Texas Ranger
My father married a pure CherokeeMy mother's people were ashamed of meThe Indians said that I was white by lawThe white man always called me "Indian squaw"
>>215295265Easy. One photon torpedo. And there will be no peaks. Just a big hole.
>>215295202Just restarted Voyager after decades and I find it funny how Paris basically makes fun of Chakotay's injun stuff>If I save your life, doesn't it belong to me according to your traditions?>Different tribepractically racist that wasI am also trying to catch the moment when Beltran gave up on this show and tried to get himself fired.
>>215295348This is like the intro song for a 70s sitcom that eventually winds up on a streaming service with some nonsense word as a name with half the episodes removed
>>215295428I like how he wanted to leave and they thankes him and then rewarded him by giving him romance scenes with Jeri Ryan.
>>215295457Did he ask for those scenes as well after the constant raises didn't work?
>>215295457>thankesOh wow I sound like I am going to kill Curley's hot wife holy shit
I wonder if the upcoming Voyager game will give me options not shown in the show, like using a probe to penetrate an unknown energy barrier instead of driving the entire ship through it because there's coffee on the other side.
>>215295428I saw a thing about him. And when he was trying to get fired. He kept asking for pay raises. And was surprised that they just kept agreeing. And he continued to half-arse performances. Because he didn't care and didn't like the show. But now, more recently. He's talked about how he doesn't even know why he hated it so much. He never really had a bad time.
>>215295580I'd just use the 'send Kim' option every time.
>>215295613Do you know if he pushed for making out with 7? I can't blame the man and overall I think he was worried about his career. He was smart enough to realise that both plot and script were all over the place, not just for his character. He was probably afraid that the series would bomb and he wanted off the Titanic before the Berg sunk it. Beyond that I know there was drama between the actors and some really didn't like each other but dunno about Beltran hating anybody.>>215295645It's hilarious how on his first mission Harry did not only get stranded but was also chosen as a potential breeding mate by the caretaker.
>>215295682Was there a lot of drama? Mulgrew and Ryan, obviously. Which was understandable. Because Mulgrew didn't want the show to be T&A. And took it out on Ryan. Who, in turn. Hated Mulgrew for being so bitchy towards her. But, beside that. Weren't they all chill? DS9, I've heard was cast drama BTS. Didn't get along. Other than the ones that got married together, I guess. Avery Brooks had weird vibes and didn't interact with anyone.
>>215295767>Avery Brooks had weird vibes and didn't interact with anyone.The entire cast talked about how great he was when he directed the lesbian Trill episode. He went out of his way to keep reporters out during filming because they were making the actresses uncomfortable.
>>215294626>Special effects 1988>It’s just a mirror in the door to give the appearance of doppelgängers Jeet SFX teams could never.
>>215295767I think Mulgrew also got annoyed because beyond not having any T and A to compete with, Janeway herself wasn't written well or even consistent. No wonder she was threatened by Ryan.
>>215295767Rene and Armin got on insanely well.I can't find any examples of actors having beef with each other but they did have beef with the writers.>>215295845This. He also was still a lecturer at the time so he had to run off and do lectures for his students. He even did some video lectures for them as still dressed as Sisko.
>>215295923No it isn't look at picard
>>215295958You could tell by their onscreen banter the actors were close.
>>215295845If I were directing a lesbian scene, I do that too. Alone, just me and the girls. No other people in the room asking pesky questions like 'do you really need this many takes?' or 'are you sure you need to film so many different angles and close-ups?' or 'the script says they're just supposed to kiss?'.
>>215295436kek
>>215295767>Avery Brooks had weird vibes and didn't interact with anyonebased
>>215295580>Me at 6:01 tonight
>>215295309>This one looks like an Indian, and that one, I don't know what her story is.
>>215296902BENZITE FUCKING SHITS
>>215295958>I can't find any examples of actors having beef with each other but they did have beef with the writers.Judging from what happened to Frakes, McNeill, and Trineer, they also had a lot of beef with broccoli.
>>215295348New slopera track dropped?
What WAS with the writers using the term "synth" or "synthetic" in the Picard show instead of "android", why did the terminology change to something that didn't sound like Star Trek?They also couldn't seem to make up their minds if these androids or "synths" are robots with skin (like Data) or artificially grown biological organisms
>>215297228I honest to god think they would eother confuse stupid people and/or they didnt want to get sued.
>>215296902If we could somehow convince Commander Shepard that Benzites are a type of Batarian...
>>215297260>>215297228Yeah, I am pretty sure Google would try and sue them for using the word android that is the world we live in now.
>>215295265>Who would win in a fight Deputy Hawk or Lt Chakotay?Milan Fras. https://youtu.be/ufNntQlZgzQ?si=e2cQdgWWbsClCk3S
>>215297329Probably out of an abundance of caution since trademarks have to be the same domain; e.g., other phones and communication devices. Synthetic organisms aren't communication devi–ACK!LTC DATAACKLTC DATAACKLTC DATAACK FINFIN ACKACK
Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on itKemosabe, jump on it, jump on it, jump on itCuster, jump on it, jump on it, jump on itApache, jump on it, jump on it, wooA-hunga-hunga-a-hunga-hunga
>RAFFI: We're going to Nepenthe to pick up Picard, and the synth chick.>(Agnes gets up and turns away.)>RAFFI: Wow. I remember you the night we left Earth, standing there in your cute little blue coat, so excited about going out into space and meeting a real live sentient synth like you've always dreamed of. But it seems like the closer we get to finding her, the less you want to be there.>AGNES: I just want to go home, okay? I want you to turn this ship around, point it at the Earth and push play. Picard can look after himself, and somebody else can find that fucking synth. Why does it have to be me?>RIOS: I got a paying client, Agnes. You just came along for the ride.>RAFFI: And now you come along for a ride with Auntie Raffi. She's gonna hook you up with whatever you need. Okay?>AGNES: Is it cake?>RAFFI: You bet it's cake.Jesus Christ, who writes this dialogue?
>>215297463Unfunny white women.
>>215297520So why haven't you sold out and become a NuTrek writer yet and put your degree to good use?>inb4 "but I'm actually funny"Looks aren't everything.
>>215297520I thought her Voyager novels were pretty good, but then she went Hollywood and completely lost her mind.
>>215297520She looks a little bit like a cast member of the Sopranos if you give her the Festus bald cut
>>215297463Did Michael Chabon win his Pulitzer Prize for Fiction because of writing Picard?
Acoochimoya I am far from caffeinated this morning
>>215295923hey wait i was going to make this joke>>215296036kek
>>215297608>Chabon's work is characterized by complex language, and the frequent use of metaphor[7] along with recurring themes such as nostalgia,[7] divorce, abandonment, fatherhood, and most notably issues of Jewish identity.[3][8] He often includes gay, bisexual, and Jewish characters in his work.[3][9]
>>215297591Oh great Tony, now I am far away from Ma's bones again. I told you to stop giving me shit about my spirituality.
>>215297647What's with Jewish writers having daddy issues if they're a man, and mommy issues if they're a woman?
>>215297668She looks like fucking Vito, not even Janice tier
>>215297852I appreciate the joke but if you ever cut off TOS again I will administer several double-ax handles.
Man, phasers are cool. Having this level of precision on an energy weapon is insane.
>>215297907i will do it again and no you won't
>>215297419It's so funny that people born after 2010 would not even recognize that phone. Data would only be familiar with it from reading books on 20th century Earth.
>>215297931Those who disrespect TOS are nu trek trannoids to a man.No, I will not hear a word in your gay defense.Begone, Nu Trek trannoid!
>>215297963you can just post webms without the unfunny commentary you know
>>215297977The webm is an aside to me pointing out that TOS haters are trannies that love Nu Trek (you).
>>215297989>blah blah blah my spergoutyou forgot your webm
>>215295845One of the many reasons Derp Space Nein isn’t real Trek.
>>215297997>not even denying that he loves Nu TrekGet out of my thread faggot
Did DS9 had OG cast cameo?
>>215298034Kor, Koloth, Kang, the tribble guy
>>215298017nooooo bro don't just admit you're desperate for validation and to derail the tread by sperg about nutrek out of thin air what are you doing
>>215297565Doesn't work like that. He'd have to:>be a jew, and/or a woman, and/or a brown, and/or a gay>be related to someone in the industry, or know someone, or know someone who knows someone>live in LA>think Trump is literally Hitler, trans women are women and abortion is awesome>if offering any opinion on Israel, say that maybe Netanyahu is a bad egg and that's it, and Hamas must obviously be condemned, obviously>not be a fan of Star TrekBut I'm pretty sure you know this.
>>215298044You've been sufficiently shamed. You can go back to fagging up the thread now.
>>215298068don't act like i had anything to do with you talking about Nutrek because you fucking love it.
I said DISMISSED
>>215298043I mean OG Main castLike how TNG had Scotty and VOY Sulu
kinda fucked up that picard meets his mirror universe counterpart in 11001001 and nobody brings it up
>>215298280kek
>>215298258Trials and Tribble-ations
>This is outrageous. You're not isolating me, you're imprisoning me. You invent a crime, find me guilty and sentence me!
What if Troi... but Romulan?
>>215298787Greek whore
>>215298452Is it the only reverse-cameo in tv history?
>>215298954>Hippocrates was also a Greek. He was the father of Earth medicine.
>>215297907Wonder what would happen if you tried this move in an actual real fight
>>215299155you'd win
>>215299155You can definitely kill someone with a double-axe handle of sufficient force to the base of someone's skull but it's not very practical in a real fight.
>>215299184Using both hands disperses a lot of the kinetic energy from your fists over a pretty large areaYou'd create a big bruise but actually hitting the spine would be hard.
>>215299286>You'd create a big bruisethat happened on the show too
>>215299286Your hands are clasped together so it's only a bit larger than a single clenched fist
>hear S3 of Picard is the best thing ever>a return to form!>Riker, on the bridge, to Picard:>"Remove yourself from the bridge. You've just killed us all.">mfw
>>215299485Trekkies decided that they'd collectively lower their standards so that they could watch nuTrek
>>215299415But you hit with the soft tissue of your palms, not your knuckles.
>>215299485S3 of Picard was not a "return to form". That was marketing hype. A borg cube hiding inside Jupiter for 30 years taking over every Starfleet officer under 30 is retarded.
>>215299559is that really the plot?
>>215299595Yeah all of the zoomers get Borg'd by 5G Also changelings smoke and say "fuck" a lot
>>215299184>>215299286>>215299415>>215299548the softer tissue and larger impact point is countered by the fact that the double ax handle is a hip driven movement. Technically a good punch especially a cross is as well, but people often forget that and punch with their arms and torso rotation. The double ax handle movement requires both hip and torso rotation so you're putting a lot of additional force into it. (think about the difference between a cheat curl and a power clean). A double ax clean is basically the same motion as a "360" or "shield cast" - so yeah the impact point isn't as good as knuckles but you can put a lot of force into it if you do it right (hip driven), and if you are just acting (not hip driven) it reduces the chance of an actual injuryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMPGUcgjC0c example of a 360
>>215299621Sounds wicked cool. Keyed, even.
>>215299485>>215299559Picard is basically like when a restaurant chain releases some grocery store food item or spice packet or whatever, and you stupidly get it thinking it will be anything like what the food at the restaurant tastes like, and then when it doesn’t you just feel stupid for botheringIt’s just incoherent slop vaguely in the shape of Star Trek, like the movies
>>215299925Agree 100%. The funny thing is S3 also retcons most of the Borg plot from S2.>>215299621On top of that, I was also mad that they retconned away Jupiter Station, they never said why Kirk's and Picard's dead bodies were preserved at Daystrom beyond "It's top secret", and the Changlings have internal organs now for never-explained reasons.
>>215297852tall girl enjoyers
>>215300302>DaystromAnd no one questions that S31 has a not-secret base where they hide all of their EVIL stuff like animal experimentation, and dead bodies they plan on reanimating/cloning
Looks like Star Trek: Starfleet Academy just became a course requirement for DS9ers:>In the teaser, we see Star Trek: Starfleet Academy character Sam, played by Kerrice Brooks, examining a display titled 'The Fate of Benjamin Sisko'. "Confronting the unexplainable," the display reads. "The fate of Benjamin Sisko, Emissary of the Prophets. Captain Sisko's fate: Did he die in the Fire Caves of Bajor? Did he live on in the Celestial Temple?"
>>215295580Based on the demo you get a few major choices (saving Bellana from the Caretaker instead of Chakotay, landing party for different plots, using the Array instead of nuking it) so I imagine you'll get the chance to. My only major issue is, at least in the demo, you can't send Janeway out on missions so there's no chance of seeing her die and how things would change
>>215295682>Do you know if he pushed for making out with 7?Yes, he thought asking for a 7/Chakotay romance arc would be the final straw but they gave it to him anyways
>>215300432Here's what I think:SLOPPY NAPPY POO! NAPPY POO ATTACK! SOILED NAPPY! NUR NUR NUR!
>>215295265Deputy isn't even the best Hawk
>>215300485Cheers! Jon Blum,
As amusing as smooth jazz was, I updated Send Me an Anjohl to fit the opera better. I kept the MIDI stems so it still has the jazzy tempo and melody.https://vocaroo.com/1lmUvIQqtgbl
>>215300435>using the Array instead of nuking itDoes it lead to a game over?>>215300456top kekI wonder if he told Ryan beforehand, could've weirded her out majorly if not.
>>215294626data is shaped like that? 0_o
Hmmmm....
>>215300732isnt this shit 100s of years in the future? sisko would barely be a footnote
>>215300785Everyone is related in Nu Trek, it's like Nu Wars. They just want someone to say a line like>You see... everything is connected...So the slopbrain audience can go WHOAAAAA
>>215300706Does anyone have the screencap of Data bent over at a 90 degree angle with his head twisted in confusion? I think it was from Skin of Evil.
>>215300732he's off sponsoring terrorism on another galactic plane
>>215300840Who are these throwbacks for? Anyone old enough to have watched the actual Trek shows isn’t watching this shit. Is it that hard to write something new and compelling?
>>215300920its an ongoing attempt to weave the nushit into canon so whoever gets trek now has to keep some of their shitty ideas
>>215300785it's 100 years in the future so they can just handwave every stupid fucking decision they make as not having to adhere to anything from the previous shows because it's so far removed. yet, they want do this retarded memberberry fanservice shit where they ruin things from previous shows anyway. these people making nuslop honestly just belong in hell.
>>215300989it's a THOUSAND years in the future, but to be fair, we are also trying to solve 1000 year old mysteries as well>inb4 ben is just one guyyeah one guy who discovered a wormhole and established contact with interdimensional aliens and personally convinced them to destroy an invading fleet
>>215301065who the fuck is "we"? literally no one asked for this shit. they are making it just to make it and don't give a flying fuck about star trek or any of these questions beyond how they can slop it into the face of fans and write articles about it trying to bait people into tuning in to this garbage because it has no merit of its own.
>>215300732>shhheeeiiit dis mah ancestah
>>215300548this definitely fits the slopera better but I must say, there's no way it's replacing the other version's melody which randomly gets stuck in my head all the time
>>215301226the way the chorus flows, specifically. i don't know what you call it, the cadence? i'm not a music person
>>215300989meanwhile, in PIC, picard was forgotten by starfleet while he was still alive
>>215301226then you sure as shit are gonna hate what i just did to Unappreciated Manhttps://vocaroo.com/1lmUvIQqtgbl
>>215301250oh no that was my 2nd favorite one...let me see...
>>215301250that's still the link to Send Me an Anjohl
>>215301278>>215301308https://vocaroo.com/1n7P8gZdPCCW my bad... im busy shopping online for a MOOG(ie)
>>215300687>Does it lead to a game over?No idea, there's a dice roll check in order to make the choice. Janeway invokes the Prime Directive and the Maquis gang throw a fit trying to make you stay, but you can roll and say "no fuck off let's leave". But I failed, and since the demo didn't have manual saves I couldn't go back and try again.
>>215301110>who the fuck is "we"?People on modern day earth are trying to solve 1000 year old mysteries
>>215301335yeah that's a downgrade for me i'm afraid. my specific favorite parts are all different... uwu>>215301458thank you for this post that made me actually laugh
>>215301458why is sisko still in the wormhole 1000 years after he promised kasidy that he'd return? the prophets aren't linearwhat are nutrek writers trying to say?
>>215301500>what are nutrek writers trying to say?black men abandon their children
>>215301489>my specific favorite parts are all different... uwuI'll release all the genre versions as b-sides since it's all done in one mega file, if I don't strangle myself with an xlr cable first
>>215301574Well gee that's not very progressive of them
honestly in the span of 1000 years someone could have just gone the fuck into the wormhole and tried to talk to the aliens and ask them directly what happened to Sisko. treating it like a "mystery" is retarded.
Maybe if they allowed smoking on the bridge, people would fair better on the Kobayashi Maru.
>>215301722Roddenberry was right when he objected to these dumb in-jokes
>>215301622They had their moments.
>>215294763 very interesting generator there.
>>215300732>I wish I could read
>>215301954I can literally hear this jpg
>>215301320>Kino>The one with Pulaski in old age makeup>Siddig isn't a good actor>Don't remember this one>Worst actress ever, at least she was hot
The black guy has to ride on the cargo transporter pad.
>>215301500>he promised kasidy that he'd return?Best part is that Brooks himself added the return part because he didn't want to strengthen the stereotype of black fathers being gone.Nutrek writers don't even know how racist they are.
>>215301320isn't that the episode that made the pulaski actress want to quit
>>215300432that isn't even a mystery tho? Doesn't the finale literally show what happens to him?It's been a while since I've watched ds9 but I thought the whole point of season 7 is him eventually staying in the wormhole bc he's half prophet or whatever
I don't actually believe Avery Brooks is finally going to come back at the very end of the slop era just to shit on the renaissance his performance & character is going through recently. Been wrong before but I think he's someone who both respects his craft too much to demean it with streaming shit but also is older & doesn't seem like he cares to even appear at anything outside teaching these days. Here's to hoping.
>>215302770The supersized American pad
>>215303615he is black isrealite insane and blacklisted. there is no chance brooks is coming back. but nana would do it for sure
>>215303603Him going and staying is the original idea, Brooks asked them to change it to him returning one day.
>>215303603>Doesn't the finale literally show what happens to him?To Kasidy, whose testimony is suspect because she is a FREIGHTER captain and therefore scum. The rest of Starfleet wouldn't know.
>>215303672While Rene and Shimmerman are dead, right?
>>215302614The Voyager ep is the one where they find the old spaceship from Earth and Seven gets obsessed with the pilot's audiologs. Phil Morris plays the pilot.
>>215303672My head canon DS9 continuation has Kira as the only returning main cast member. It only makes sense for the Bajoran to remain around Bajor. You can have cameos & shit but it doesn't make much sense for them to get all that way from Earth.Would have had Nog as the Starfleet representative but alas, RIP Aron Eisenberg.
>>215303615Brooks didn't even come back for the reunion docu, not a fucking chance he comes back for this unless they've sent an aircraft carrier filled with cash to his house
>>215303672>he is black isrealite insaneI heard he beat up a /trek/ regular because aforementioned regular was trying to sex up a tranny. And that is why jazzman brooks is based.
>>215303615he hasn't acted in over 20 years I highly doubt he would even pick up the phone for them
>>215303718shimmerman is still alive. he did the cartoon. i think he would be willing but i dont think quark has the gravitas to be the one to travel 1000 years into the future to explain what happened to sisko
it was touching when Q said Captain Picard was the closest he has to a friend.
2 hell with ur earring
>>215304531I'm out of here, peace out y'all
what was the episode about the planet of the cloned irish people about
alright, Q and Data hanging out in TNG S13 "Deja Q" is very touching.
>>215304630It's basically a slightly less shitty version of Zardoz. The ugliness of nature means more rough but a better diamond. The sterility of an artificial environment will stagnate.
>>215304630They (and the clone planet) were from a lost colony ship from pre-Warp days called the SS Mariposa. The ship was broken and half of the colonists (Irish anti-tech folks) landed on an unstable planet. The remaining colonists (scientists) went to the other planet, but most of them died on the way, thus the reason why they cloned themselves.
pon farr w/ dr selar
>>215304630Catholics vs Protestants
>>215304810It's a good concept to talk about what might happen to a generational ship but good god did they ever do it in the worst way imaginable. That Irish lady was so goddamn fuckable though.
>>215305076There was a lot left unexplained. Technically the cloned scientists could have contacted the Federation for help at any time but chose not to for some reason. It was only after the refugees from the Irish planet (which was becoming uninhabitable) told Picard about the "other planet" that Starfleet became aware of them. It was Picard's idea that the Irish and clones should live together on the clone planet since the Irish people forgot that their ancestors used to be anti-tech.
Fucking finally.
>>215297213>Judging from what happened to Frakes, McNeill, and Trineer, they also had a lot of beef with broccoli.took me a minute
>>215305262First to be cut is whoever greenlit this abomination
>>215297463why are these adults infantile, what the fuck happened
>>215297930Ikr. It reminds me of burning stuff with a magnifying glass. spoiler]Not ants though, that's mean.[/spoiler]
>>215305567women writers who grew up on buffy and only interact with people on reddit and xitter
>>215298787best troi episodeit's also really the only troi episode
>>215300432that title reads like an essay where you start padding it to hit the word count
>>215302462my mind defaulted to the portal radio first before the mariachi tune that was actually in the episode for some reason
>>215295265https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqiOR81MYdYSheriff Lobo has to come in to knock both their heads together and get them to stop being fucking morons. Jamake Highwater's house gets set on fire in the process by accident. >>215295309Overkill for the situation.
>>215295580It already teases not splitting tuvix back up. I suspect because of the episodic nature, that you can only do so much. Like haveing permaborg 7 of 9
>>215300432DS9ers will not watch NuTrek, especially not some Academy shit. We're interested in grownup thangs
>>215297419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pmxkt9mYgM>>215297463People who NEED to not be working. Who's writing the Academy show?
>>215305228>Technically the cloned scientists could have contacted the Federation for help at any time but chose not to for some reasoniirc isn't cloning illegal or frowned upon in the federation?
>>215305262it'll only affect the disposable peons, not the higher-ups actually responsible
>>215305494HEHASNOSTYLEHE HASNO GRACET-T-THIS KLING-ONHAS A FUNNY FACEJAY-DENJAY-DEN KRAAG IS HERE
>Spock has emotional, final goodbye with his friend and captain.>Let's bring him back!!!
>>215306140kek
>>215306152it was handled a million times better than bringing data back, that's for fucking sure
>>215306098I think it's implied they came from a time before the Federation was founded. I think that's why the clone planet people never tried to contact anyone. I might be wrong but iirc there was a throwaway line about the colony ship leaving Earth after the Eugenics wars or WWIII or something.
>>215303748Brooks/Sisko: Still nuts. I'd want him back for at least some VO prophet woo woo.Visitor/Kira: Should be running ds9 OR even higher in the government.Siddig/Bashir: Bashir doesn't get promoted because of augments. He's real life married to Visitor, so he's cheap to get in a package deal. Make it work. I suggest holodoc. shimerman/Quark: He's running the Quark's franchise now. Have someone else run the local branch. The original.farrell/Dax: Died. Flashbacks or voiceover possible. Odo: Died.Lofton/Jake: Meaney/Obrien: He's at starfleet academy teaching at this point in time. Dorn/Worf: Ambasador to Klingon.Boer/Ezri: Chao/Keiko:Eisenberg/Nog is the one who died, but in st lore, he makes Captain.masterson/leeta:Saddler/Sloane: Section 31 is still doing shit. Robinson/Garak: I think he's cardasian ambassador to the federation, and a giant asshole.
>>215306098Definitely frowned upon, as it's agument adjacent tech. You see how they reacted.
>>215306388sounds awful. i don't want it.
>>215306388siddig and visitor got divorced a long time ago
Sex with ensign ro
>>215306080>Who's writing the Academy show?Pretty much the same people. It'll never change.
>>215306847No thanks. I got my wrinklenose harem from Insta and VS.CO
i am not a wrinkle nose harmer
star trek oomox with weyoun
>>215295146>you ever watch spartacus naomi?
I think it's remarkable that in this scene in 1986 it's highly unusual for someone to be talking on their "phone" in a restaurant.
What is your most controversial /trek/ opinion?
>>215307414>Naomi, do you like movies about gladiators?
>>215307505Probably that all TOS haters should be placed into concentration camps and brutally abused until they perish in chains.
>>215307523How is that controversial?
>>215307505i only have gotten bullied over one of my opinions but I don't want to repeat it now
>>215307505The sovereign is the coolest ship design
>>215307068They even have jokes straight out of Lower Decks. Proof that bad writers don’t get fired. They get shuffled around.
>>215307531based fellow TOS extremist
>>215307523I only got into TOS a couple of years ago after only having seen stray TV Land repeats as a child. The visuals are dated but it’s still a great show once you get past the suspension of disbelief. Scotty ended up being my dark horse.
>>215297852I think I read a hentai with the same plot as that ENT ep
>>215307505That lower decks isn't great but it's better than voyager and that voyager is trash. TOS thru DS9 are still the best.
>>215307671The dated visuals are extremely charming to me. Maybe it's because I'm a history guy but I love watching old stuff in general, movies and TV.When people talk about the more dated acting style and whatnot, I swear I think they're fucking retarded sometimes. Some of the acting on The Twilight Zone for example is probably as good as any ever put on any television show. Same goes for lighting, general directing, etc.Old Hollywood shits all over new Hollywood and it isn't even close, and back in the 60s you could still feel the weight of all of that 'heavy studio system machinery,' all of those professional crew guys and set dressers and people who were really legitimate pros.
>>215303672*brownlistedHe supposedly got mad when people called him "black"
>>215307713i challenge someone to name a worst guest actor in all of trek that the girl whk plays the Kriosian in that episode. I remember being flabbergasted by her acting
>>215307756It is not that the acting is bad or old it is just in a different style and people are stupid. It is the same reason they bitch about William Shatner but its obvious they have never seen a play in their life. You will see many people who act in a way that is similar to Shatner if you watch any live theater,>Same goes for lightingThe lighting in TOS and the first two or three seasons of TNG are fantastic. To take the time and effort to place different parts of the body in shadow or light takes skill and today everything is just evenly lit to facilitate the addition of shit cgi.
Is Rom retarded or what? I'm finishing up season 2 of ds9 for the first time and I kinda can barely stand him.
>>215307973they fix him just hang in there
>>215307916>It is the same reason they bitch about William Shatner but its obvious they have never seen a play in their life. You will see many people who act in a way that is similar to Shatner if you watch any live theaterSo why doesn't Patrick Stewart act in the same way?
>>215308030William Shatner studied under David Warner as an understudy (a guy who is legitimately a better Shakespearean/stage actor and more highly regarded on the British stage than Stewart or his mentor)>why doesn't he act the same wayStylistic/directorial changes that occurred over 20 years. Shatner is much less theatrical as Kirk in the movies for example.
>>215307916Modern “acting” is mumbling and taking long pauses to stare out a window. There are exceptions like Succession but TV acting by and large has taken a nosedive in quality.
>>215308106Yeah the guy who was KNIGHTED is less regarded, okay. Sure.
>>215307914>i challenge someone to name a worst guest actor in all of trekBert Remsen, who apparently took his character name of Kubus Oak too seriously and delivered a performance that may have been actually wooden.
>>215308170And was Stewart nominated for his work in the Royal Vic or because he got famous as Picard and Professor X? When was he knighted? What's the date? Basically, you're a retard.>he won a popularity contest!
>>215308003let me guess he was only pretending to be retarded.
>>215308259well not quite. sort of. he's just smart in different ways
>>215294815i'm a human and didn't know that implants move like that
>>215306388>Lofton/Jake:missed opportunity to say does not appear in this episode
>>215307505controversial to who?
>>215308170>the guy who was KNIGHTED is less regardedyeah, the knighting just makes it official
>>215307914>worst guest actor in all of trekShe's at least hot. She can't act for shit. This dude though....
>>215308435He was going crazy battling his mirror self if I recall correctly. His performance was on point.
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>>215307505>What is your most controversial /trek/ opinion?Jelico did nothing wrong.
>>215308815His rotation swap was objectively wrong but putting Troi in a uniform makes up for that.
>>215307523TOS is decent but it genuinely has some terrible episodes.
>>215308938People like to bitch about Spocks brain but its just not that bad. Far superior to any nutrek
>>215308815Claiming Jelico did anything wrong is the controversial /trek/ opinion.>>215308871His shift rotations actually were correct as well.
>>215308938they all have terrible episodesbut S1 TOS is the best season of Star Trek of any season of any show. It's an insane hot streak of banger after banger after banger. First half of S2 is the same. Only later in S2 and S3 become campy shlockfests thanks to network meddling.
>>215308938Most of TOS’s shittyness is backloaded. The first season is still one of the best self contained seasons ever. Just banger after banger on a hot streak.
>>215308988In some abstract sense, maybe, but do you want to fuck with the schedule of a whole ship right before possible combat? No of course not.
Tom is in Harry's room as he practices his clarinet when there is a knock on his wall. Harry apologizes for the noise and Tom comments that Harry's neighbor doesn't like music. Harry says that the designers didn't think of sound and Tom points out that the ship was built for combat. No one expected their long trip. Harry asks where he's supposed to practice, and Tom suggests the cargo bay. Harry points out that there are bad acoustics, but Tom suggests they transfer his neighbor to the night shift. Harry laughs and says they can't, before asking if they can actually do that. Tom says there's at least an excuse for him not practicing, but Harry says that he's practicing for an important performance. Tom jokes, but Harry says he's been working on an orchestral program with Nicoletti for the Holodeck, impressing Tom given how he's been hitting on her for months.
>>215308815What he did wrong was that after Riker had his 'you can't tell me what to do, you're not even my real dad!' tantrum. Captain Jellicle Cat should've been even more petty. Instead of trying to reason with him. He should've gone and made some ensign his executive officer. And demoted Riker to that guys job. Swabbing the holodeck.
>>215309315she looks good rocking the midriff
>>215300432Have these people never fucking read a book?
>>215295613The show was largely complete trash for the first few seasons. It only got good when 7 came on and Janeway got a better haircut.One thing they complained about in the early seasons is for some reason they were told to underact in order to help sell the performances of the aliens which really makes no sense. Also non-sensical plotline of their main antagonists the Khazon being a warp capable civilization but they dont have fucking water? That one episode where the Captain and Tom evolve into Salamanders and have babies and then its never spoken of again. I mean really id imagine he wanted to be fired because the show was really fucking bad.
>>215308975Threshold, Move Along Home, etc. Most 'sodes that get cited as the 'worst' ones. Are better than NuTrek. Simply just for being a story. Episodes of NuTrek don't even attempt to tell a story. Beginning, middle, and end. They're serialised (badly). So each episode meanders into the next. Unsatisfyingly, twists and turns. That are just mystery boxes and melodrama. So when you even try to judge the series itself as a STORY. it's beginning, middle, and end. It's just a confused mess where things happened.
is Meridian better than nutrek? you cannot just say yes because of the B plot. pretend it doesn't exist.
>>215309590you are correct. television shows have been turned into long movies. a single story with at most a dozen chaptersthe worst part is all the money that is being spent on this crap. for like an episode or two of a new show they could remaster ds9 or voy and that would be shit people want to watch.instead endless dollars wasted on bad propaganda people hate made by people with none of the skill of their predecessors.
>>215295613Hindsight is 20-20.
>>215309500The Kazon plot was never good. Nothing about them made sense. They were obviously incompetent. Going at warp 8, Voyager should've left their territory in like a day. Instead, it took two years to get away from them. I did like the clan aspect of their society. Where sometimes they unite. Sometimes they fight each other. But Trek has already done that better with other species. In the end, I think they gave the best explanation they could've. That the Kazon where a species that were enslaved and then overthrew their masters in a slave revolt. Taking their ships and empire. And factioning out.
>>215309590Move Along Home is a fine breather episode. The beauty of high episode counts is you can mess around with tone and stakes. I watched MAH after a stressful day and you know what? It made me smile.
>>215309886ok, i can accept the slave revolt and the stolen tech but water is easy to find. any system should have comets and you can just capture one, melt it, filter it, and all the drinkable water you need.
>>215310047That part of the Delta Quadrant is a shithole with few resources
>>215309055>endinglmao
>>215295613>gettyimages watermark over the titsevery time
>>215309646>is a lada a better vehicle than a pile of shit? you cannot say yes just because it runs. pretend it can't.
>>215303697>using airtime to investigate a 'mystery' that the viewers already know the answer to because the characters don't knowSomeone needs to ask these writers how they would feel if they didn't eat breakfast today
>You now remember the Morgana Quadrant
>>215310526mm grilled chee
>>215310526Every 'sode of Columbo starts with showing the murderer doing the murder. And the whole rest of the show the audience watch as Columbo tries to figure it out.
nutrek is gay lmao
The TOS movies after the Motion Picture have this strange bittersweet liminal feeling to them.it is something else. They feel outside of time.
>>215310946All right Roddenberry, you were right, cocaine can be transmitted via motion picture.
I FUCKED YOUR MOM!
triggering my civil defensehttps://vocaroo.com/157hIfazu0Ls
>>215311029there should have been a 9ers vs Dominion baseball game
>>215310946>They feel outside of time.I don't get that at all but what I do get is the age of the actors. After the first one you get a progressive tiredness. These are not the same young men we used to watch on the Enterprise.but yeah it was bittersweet for sure
>>215311082basketball style where they try and psych each other out>HEY KIRA I FUCKED YOUR MOM>HEY WEYOUN I SNAPPED 7s NECKand so on
>>215311167i want to see the Female Changeling running bases in her weird ugly skirt outfit thing
>>215310946I prefer this saavik desu
>>215311275Definitely.
>>215311029>>215311080Two updates today
>>215311373I am behind then I am complying the album eagerly awaiting Space Satan although he should take all the time he needs with that one. What did I miss?Dukat Did Nothing Wrong: The Album https://vocaroo.com/1aadoG5fCgdL dukat did nothing wronghttps://vocaroo.com/17NUyagYZRf8 kiras mumhttps://vocaroo.com/157hIfazu0Ls civil defensehttps://vocaroo.com/1jvGQ2Ha6ZJw dukat returns to gracehttps://vocaroo.com/18Q7uZYC2wcO Ziyalhttps://vocaroo.com/17HmnJu6zmcU waltz (an unappricated man)https://vocaroo.com/13B6gBdIiNYJ covenanthttps://vocaroo.com/19lWLktn412C kai winn
>>215310034I like it because it's classic space fantasy. It could just as easily be adventurers trapped in a wizard's magic game board. And the allamaraine guy actually does look like a wizard.
>>215311275Alley is not only cuter but she has a better hairstyle.
>>215311417Its in the last thread, don't have the URL handy
>>215310034its a lot of fun, you just need to count to four
>>215311466It is a type of episode that really grows an you after multiple viewings. Those oddball episode have a charm to them. It also helps you have like twenty six episodes in a season. When you have so many a few that are bit strange can be a nice treat.
>the only white male in starfleet academy is a hologram
>>215311453There is no way that Alley is cuter than Curtis. No way at all. I firmly disagree.
>>215311462it's the same track with some tweaks'necessary evil' The Impartial Man https://vocaroo.com/16qK1a1LqJr1https://vocaroo.com/12B666RYD6QLnew one is remixes of each other, I'm not sure which one is better both are bangers, does dukatopera anon want to decide?
>>215311628slopera anon said he's gonna release the genre mixes as b-sides. i don't think you have to worry about collecting the links as they'll all come out in the end. whenever that is.
>>215311453fat winechugger
>>215311654you say that but then...he's stellar don't get me wrong but I'll save them as they come out all the same, been burnt to many times
>>215311708ive been doing the same desu
>>215311187Couldn't she stretch out one leg to touch the next base as soon as she steps off?
>>215311828no because Odo would throw her out for cheating
>>215311654>whenever that is.Hopefully by end of year. My target is to drop it in the nye thread. There will be a thematically consistent rock opera one and then the individual "genre" ones that inspire it. I have some midi templates and vocal waveforms I reinforce the training pool with like a gen1 (1980s-1990s) neural net
>>215311538>the only white male in starfleet academy is a hologramWe can't have that. Doctor we're making some alterations to your program....
>>215312161he has no stylehe has no grace
>>215311084The movies fully lean on this, and show that even though they aren't spry and young they can still have adventures, which is a theme that has been pretty much baked into the DNA of Star Trek with Picard and Pike, or even a dad like Sisko.
>>215311538This looks like shit...
>>2153075057 isn't very hot in the show because she always has lesbian hair
Did anyone else get lowkey chills when Captain Pike was having a conversation with Kirk about the responsibilities of command? Like he was giving him a leadership lesson we would see later in his career on TOS.
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>>215311538>whitecheck his early life on wikipedia
>>215312502we wuz klangz
>>215298787Upon learning of Tasha Yar’s fate, Picard discovered he got off to the idea of his female officers getting captured and fucked by alien cock. I can think of no other reason he sent the ships therapist to the Romulans or a fresh faced cadet to the cardassians.
>>215313341I did and?
>>215313341mama mia
