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star trek sex with shran
ds9 is shit
why does that guy hate DS9 again?
>>215457230do you think O'Brien harbors a deep resentment towards Data for introducing them?
star trek sex with Greeks
>>215457278no i think you resent a fictional space man for being happily married because it's something you'll never have
>>215457238Pon Farr with SelarGoo Sesh with OdoPlay Time with Uncle NeelSex with Shran
>>215457294what an odd thing to say
I am oh so tired of trek generals
>>215457320gonna slap a bitchokgoodbadgood
>>215457343/trek/ must remain. Without it, great darkness will be unleashed.
>>215457320
>>215457374>great darkness will be unleashedA fart?
>>215457424Prophets guide us!
>>215457343take a break, that is what I did after I got tired of watching trek. eventually i decided i wanted a bit of trek back in my life and here I am visiting the general again.thankfully i forgot most of TOS and the episode so far is not too bad
>>215457320>Time SquaredI can't wait for the sequel, Time CubeWow that site has been down for a decade now, sad
>>215457445If you can't find the archive, you are educated stupid.
>Computer, one bucket, beige.
You guys listen to Chapo? If you do, you'd know that Will Menaker frequently references Star Trek. He's a fan. Recently, he want on the podcast 'Guys' to talk Trek. Embarrassingly though, the host referenced Tuvix. And Will had no idea. He tried correcting him, telling it's pronounced 'Tuvok'. And the other guest had to remind him what Tuvix is. Other than that blunder. I recommend giving it a listen. Some funny riffs. Shitting on NuTrek.
Whore Hoshi is best Hoshi
>>215457740fuck off
>>215457439I did take a break, and it will continue in about an hourBut I am still tired of having to hide the thread multiple times a fucking day
Biscuits?
>hate ds9if I remind you that you are a faggot, do you think that means I hate you?
>>215457343What about trek admirals instead?
>>215457320kek the discovery entry
The "Starfleet Admirals' Banquet" that Picard attends in the episode "Phantasms" suggests there are at least 50 admirals in total.
>>215457783why are you hiding the thread? if you're not interested just don't open it
>>215457783Dude, you're seriously addicted to /trek/.
>>215457842Fuck off reddit. You are a retard for asking such a question
>>215457826fifty captains they couldn't trust with a star ship and had to promotethen again what type of man would accept a promotion and turn down being a captain is beyond me
>>215457867lol no you just have problems you can't even ignore one thread you have a problem
>>215457783Just add /trek/ to the filter so it does it automatically, you fuckin dunce.
>>215457826There are about 300 admirals in the U.S. Navy and Coast Guard.
>>215457877They promote you once you reach a certain weight and grouchiness.
>>215457762You must've accidentally replied to me.
>Then you'll join me in my holy cause Help me in visiting justice and vengeance upon him.
>>215457877Probably a lot of Starfleet captains take promotions to admiral because they're tired of constantly almost getting killed.
ok, i changed my mind, this episode is not just ok it is certified KINO. What makes a civilization is the ability of its members to practice self sacrifice. it is positive and traditional message and it was delivered in style.People bitch about the third season but this episode is great
>>215457911no I replied to exactly who I meant to,buy an ad faggot
>>215457888>ignore one threadOne out of hundreds that no one should have to in the first place faggotWhat? Are you still against hiding threads?
>>215457811soooo you think ds9 is shit and you like it?
>DADADADAAAAAA
>>215457898Next time you can just use the name field instead of signing your post
>>215457948I have no need to hide threads I ignore threads I'm not interested in, you weirdo,do you even use the catalog?
I didn't know ignoring the thread was an option.
>>215457970No much of an insult, coming from someone too stupid to use the built-in filter and instead manually filtering the same threads several times a day.
>>215457974>weirdoKill yourself faggot
>>215458000you have a serious problem mainly being a fucking retard
>>215457962>DAAAAADADADAAAAAAAAAAA
>>215457877Starfleet admiral is probably closer to Jew daycare email job than Naval admiral.
>>215457947Buy a book of etiquette, please.
>>215457989Should have to use a filter in the first place. Generals in general ruin shit, but you would rather suck dick than accept that fact
>>215458024shill your shit somewhere else
>>215458030you could simply ignore the thread you colossal faggot
>>215458009Your argument is that you should keep looking at things that are annoying. You are the retard
>>215458030When did I say generals are not shit? I'm calling you a retard because you're in here complaining about manually hiding the thread when you have the option to filter it once and for ever.
>>215458054no its simply scroll on past it, you don't know how to use the catalog do you nufag?
>>215458049I have been ignoring hundreds of threads. Stop making the same shit over and over again.
>>215458076
Is it bulling hours on /trek/? What's with all the hostility? Is it just one angry dweeb?
Guys you could just ignore this hysterical freak the way he should ignore /trek/. Honestly I've become delulu and think anyone trying to derail and off topic post is the toontroon with a new scheme
>>215458076Just get 4chanX and filter the subject line you massive fucking tech deficient retard
>>215458063>When did I say generals are not shit? You post in generals every fucking day faggotStop making trek generals you underage retard
>>215458098idk its kinda fun mocking him
>>215458109Are you missing the point on purpose?
what a strange start
>>215458113I only come to /tv/ for /hor/ and rarely post in any of thread. The last time I came to this general, or any general on /tv/ apart from /hor/ was probably months and months ago. Stop projecting, your retarded faggot, and learn how to use the filter.For someone who hates /trek/ so much, you'd think you'd not spend this much time in here. Take your paci Mr GooGoo GaaGaa and leave already.
Attention Bajoran Workers: Get back to your uridium
>>215458032I am not shilling. I have no relationship with that show. The one about Trek is the only one I've even listened to. The thing of it is. I'd like to listen to Trek adjacent podcasts. Or Youtube channels. But, they're mostly very bad. So, it's nice to have one that's good and funny and interesting.
>>215458089There hasn't been a Dweeb in this sector for centuries.
>>215458221ok buddy you do you
>>215457230Did Miles ever really love her? he always seemed like an uhappy chappy to me.
>>215458243>a boring, studious, or socially inept person.Assuming this definition is correct i think this thread is full of dweebs
>>215458269Yeah, but the writers didn't do a good job of showing her as a likeable person. They used her as a foil to a lovable everyman, which made her an unlovable scold.
>>215458361they showed her just as much being supporting and loving but you all just pretend it never happened because you'd rather hate women and be boomers who think >wow I sure hate my wifeis peak comedy
>>215458394you haven't actually watched the show have you? this is very strange
>>215458361Keiko has a nagging voice and makes a big deal out of everything. OH MY GOD THE BOTANY CONFERENCE!!!
>>215457898Or you know, just don't click on it.
>>215458394Making up shit about shows you've never watched to people who have watched them is a very, very absurd thing to do.
>>215458430Evidently that's not an option for this spergburgler.
>>215458430Don't...click it?
I want to stick my dick barren into Ensign Ro Laren.
>>215457439>after I got tired of watching trek.skill issue. I have TNG, DS9, TOS, STC on repeat in the background 24/7.
>>215458529based ngl
>>215457901yes, there are more Generals and Admirals now than when we had ten times as many men in uniform during WW2, and they are all paid like CEOs and have expensive staffs, private airplanes, etc etc
I feel like some anons are thriving on the discord and tumult /trek/ is in right now.
P R O M E N A D E
>>215458425I don't mind Keiko. But, I just rewatched this the other day. The 'sode when Keiko and Lwaxana meet. Probably the two most controversial Trek characters amongst Trek dweebs. And Keiko HATES her. I just thought that was funny. I don't mind Lwaxana either.
>>215458177How long can you filter shit on the sidewalk? Does it make the shit go away?Do you like shit on your boards too? Generals create shit and you are defending them kill yourself
>>215457230Where the fuck is my Voyager HD Bluray release!?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s6ZcBWWkrM
>>215458529I've stalled on Ent s2 I'm almost done but its been one ep every few days rather then 2-3 episodes a night like the rest
if Spotify Wrapped counts plays on local files I think Send Me an Anjohl (Smooth Jazz) might end up being my top listened track
>>215458590what a strange analogy, did you mess up your medication or something?
>>215458529if you find enjoyment in that go right ahead but i kind of enjoy forgetting episodes, re watching them years later, and discovering them anew.a decade ago I would not have enjoyed the empath as much as I did today. Would i have had that experience if i had been watching trek 24/7? maybe not
>>215458590>How long can you filter shit on the sidewalk?Forever. You just add /trek/ to the catalog filter once and it will automatically filter every thread with /trek/ in the subject for the rest time.You've spent an inordinate amount of time and energy complaining here about how much you want to filter this place rather than actually filtering it. You're an insufferable retard.
>>215458614I've had unappreciated man stuck in my head for days now, ah fuck I'm putting it on again
>>21545863524/7 watchers are a different breed, anon. You need a specialized setup for that.
>>215458605I also throw in VOY and ENT into the rotation every couple of weeks and then remove them. I can't take them too often. ENT is OK for most of it, but VOY is full of retardation and retarded episodes.>>215458635I don't watch every episode every time. It just plays in the background on a spare laptop. If I'm watching another movie or playing a game Star Trek is still playing. Even while I am sleeping, so I completely miss about half a season worth of episodes per day. It works out and I manage to catch some of my favourite eps when I get back from work, etc.It's just like TV programming, except it is the best channel in the world.
>>215458776You seem to have found the...balance many of us are looking for.
>>215458601Also fuck neelix.
>>215458776Not the movies?
>>215458580>I don't mind Lwaxana either.Lwaxana got so much hate because she got so much screen time and attention that it took focus away from other, more interesting storylines. If she only had one or two episodes, nobody would even care enough to hate her. We watch Star Trek for space adventures and moral dilemmas. Not to follow a middle aged widow's quest for purpose. And even casual viewers could figure out the actress was given one episode every season because she had connections to the producers.
>>215458971I mean technically she was in every episode
>>215458971Lwaxana episodes are breathers. You need them to break the protocol, formalities and courtrooms.
>>215458803Gives my home nice vibes.>>215458963Only as a treat. Not all of them either. I, II, III and First Contact.
>>215459006The great shame of VOY is they didn't find a way to work Lwaxana into an episode and the same could be said of DS9 except they didn't have enough Lwaxana episodes.In general all the silly episodes that people complain about get better the more you watch
>>215458644Generals fuck up discussion. Trek generals fuck up trek discussionSuck my dick you faggot. Me filtering trek won't fix trek generals from shitting up the placeStop defending generals
>>215459063this makes no sense at all you weird sperg
>>215459063Not defending generals.Just insult (You).
What is this...baseball?
>>215459240Making the shit invisible doesn't fix anything. It's still thereJust like you defending generals
No more (You)s for you, Anon.
>>215459307lmao >things exist and they make me angryhonestly this is hilarious
>>215459323Poor sport, you are.
>>215457320>they go to the trans dimension in nu trek
>>215457814lel
>>215459332Hah! It's funny because you created a new argument and you defeated it! Good job
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>215459405lol yes you are very funny
>Captain, I sense great bitterness.
>>215459427Now, stop making generals. They shit up trek discussion
Are cons representative of the fanbase?
Where is our Shadow President in our time of need? Why did he abandon us? Because a high school girl had a $20 bill somewhere?
>>215457877I'd do it. Have a comfy office in San Fran. Chill. Read all the wacky Captain's Logs getting emailed in from all over the quadrant. Like, one ship went too fast and they turned into lizards. Or, an alien that's just floating orb got some crewman pregnant. Or, some crew were investigating a primitive planet and accidentally became the caveman's god. Laff about all the dumb shit happening to those dweebs. Have a long lunch. Read a couple more logs. Sneak out early. And. Whenever you feel like an adventure. Hop in your shuttlepod. Over to the nearest starship. Park in their shuttlebay. Stroll up to the bridge. Wait in the turbolift until the captain says something. Then make a dramatic entrance. 'Belay that order!'. Sit in their chair. Commandeer the ship as ranking officer. Then do whatever you want.
>>215459532I'd guess that less than half of Trek fans own a Quark costume.
>>215459525I've been here longer then youve been alive and I've never made a thread for anything ever, lmao
>>215459707what an utterly charming Trekpu
>>215459532No beacuse the real fans dont leave the house only the pretend fans
>>215459756>I've been here longer then youve been alive and I've never made a thread for anything ever, lmaoStrange thing to boast about. Is your husband not giving you enough attention at home?
>>215459968If by my husband you mean your dad no your dad is as attentive to my balls as ever.
>>215459968just desperate to start a fight aren't you? not interested you idiot
>You took over her body, made sure she married my father so that she'd give birth to me.
>>215460093NO U
>>215460093Your lack of object permanence is shitting up the internet. You are too young to be here
>>215460078You can do better than that. I believe in you
>>215459063>Stop defending generalsMartok has more honor in his scarred eye socket than you.
>>215460196apt as always
>>215460174I watched this one on H&I recently.Harry Kim marries and impregnates his best friend's 2 year old daughter.
>>215460350at least he got some in that timeline
>>215460350its okay because it didnt really happen
Please don't die.
I know it's utter faggotry but I'm really curious to see how that one anon triggers reddit by shitting on nutrek. I bet what he says even isn't that bad
>>215461338We have to die because general threads trigger people and we have to be PC and respect Anon's feelings.
>>215459707Is that guy 5’0? Normally Picard is the short one standing next to giants like Riker and Worf. Imagine getting drubbed down by someone who has to crane their neck upward at you.
>>215461377I trigger 4chan by saying Lower Decks is stupid and not even funny, so reddit must be a lot easier to get riled up
>>215457320I believed that Disco ep for a sec, all too plausible.
>>215461510>I trigger 4chan by saying something everyone here agrees withHuh?
>>215461663not necessarily /tv/ but /co/ gets like that
>>215461338Beefers don't go
>>215458504Should have been in DS9.
>>215460433Kim looking kinda fruity ngl
>>215457230Do you think Keiko was banking on him dying, seeing that he was almost the lowest rung and likely to be called in to do dangerous jobs? Then she'd collect a nice payout.
>>215461902Voted 6th hottest man of all time by People magazine in 1994, btw.
>>215461923paid in what?
>Your hero's a Negro captain. The head of a space station, for Christ's sake.
>>215461377>>215461510There are like two Trek subreddits you can post on and shit on nu trek without getting banned star_trek_ and trektalkThere's a lot of negative opinion about nu trek on both and if you post something that shits on nu trek, LD in particular, expect an inbox full of seething replies
>>215461338Death is natural. It is needed for new growth.It's immortality that is a perpetual hell. Grow up kid
>>215461977After dragging her to DS9; bigger quarters and her own shuttle with a lifetime pass to Risa.
Gotta give them credit for the tie. Their uniforms look as antiquated to someone like Picard like Napoleonic soldiers look to us.
>>215462243Everything about ENT was fucking ugly. The uniforms, the ship, etc.I hated the look of the show. TOS has such a cool unique look comparatively, very colorful and dynamic but ENT is just drab and flat and "realistic" and "wow they look like astronauts" and "cool the ship is like a real life battleship on the inside!" but it just ends up feeling kind of soulless and un-trek to me.
>>215462306they really sucked the fun and whimsy out of it all, huh?
>>215457230
>>215462306youre gay and thats not okay
>>215462336I find fake tits utterly disgusting and such primitive methods of self-enhancement are out of place. By the Trek timeline, even ENT, breast implants would be way more advanced than her nasty beachball shit.Also she gets way too skinny from S3 on, like anorexic looking.
Would fat camp work if it was trek-themed?
>>215462332Was he gay? What the fuck is his problem?
>>215462332
>>215462361Fucking hell, is she gonna explode?
>>215462446Keiko's brain chemistry and hormone glands returned to kiddo state. It's not like adult sex hungry Keiko was suddenly transformed into a younger body.
Why would anyone choose to be a welder on the Enterprise or this society in general?
>>215462534The ships are built by advanced robots.
>>215462323You know what really sucks the fun and whimsy out of it? The fact you are posting in a general
>>215462534Let's face it. Most of us would never be allowed on a starship or even live close to any Starfleet facilities. I'd probably be a plumber in Bumbfuck Nowhere complaining about Vulcan niggers on 4chan
Why was Yoko Ono always so mean to Budget Scotty?
>>215462608That or the holovats.
>>215462534for the money, obviously
>>215462306The late 90's/Early 00's were the Edge Era. Colorful shows like TOS were seen as quaint and childish. TV and movies were getting darker both visually and narratively.
>>215458504She would have been really good but tbf was basically recycled into that red haired girl so not much lost.
It's my first time watching TNG and Clues is one of my favorite episodes so far. In case you wanted to know
>>215457230>happily married with a feral daughter
>>215462863>Troi: "Why is my vagina tired?"
>>215462877You have to be over 18 to be on the internet
>>215462903Yes, that's what the age verification face scan is for.
>>215462863Yeah, mine too.
>>215462903Data canonically fucks human women on the show, you non-watcher.
>>215462863It's great, like a Data's Day 2.
>>215462863>These edibles ain't shit!>20 minutes later
>>215462863Rape Troi, shave Riker, wipe my ass with Worf's sash, gently kiss Picard on his bald head
>>215463046>not moving all the furniture for Geordi's benefit
>>215463053>2013
>>215462863For me, it's Carbon Creek. 50s waifu Not'Pol is just too good
>>215463084I fucking hate Odo. I said it.
>>215463107On what basis?
>>215462980>you non-watcherReturn to reddit kiddo
>>215463125Bet you didn't even go to the academy.
>>215463119For being a gravely-voiced boring bastard who could NEVER EVER!--pull someone so fine as Kira.
why wouldn't you just live permanently in a holodeck running custom harem.exe simulations?also fuck tng for their incredibly racist depiction of irish people
>>215463161Personality aside, Odo is likely the best lay possible.
>>215462863Wait for the Barclay episodes
>>215463169>also fuck tng for their incredibly racist depiction of irish peoplelolI have some OIRISH 'cestry in me and I just think it's funny.But yes, admittedly I'd be in that Holodeck running the Hot passable non-AIDS-infected shemale orgy program again, yeah.
>>215463210True, there's no way around it (ha!), but still, come on.
I don’t hate Wesley
>>215463169I assume the average person doesn't have their own holodeck, it's too hard to build and consumes too much power
>>215463169It's not like pornhub. Large fusion and antimatter reactors are needed for the holodeck. It's not like people have holodecks at home. Holodeck fucktemples like Quark's probably don't exist on Earth.
>>215463244Why are you coming out to a Star Trek general instead of your parents or your friends or something? It's okay to be gay but anon, this isn't the place for such declarations.
>>215463244
>>215462984It's close to The Menagerie 2 where a crewmate appears to be betraying the team when he's really helping them.
>>215463142I bet you base your entire life around star trek
>>215463258Nta, but if Quark could swing getting a Holodeck in a Federation where money is not a thing (but is a thing sometimes) I think I could get one too.
>>215463260I genuinely didn’t mind Wesley. Maybe it’s because I skipped season 1 entirely.
>>215463221>code of honor>horrible racist episode the entire cast and all fans hate and rank last on episode lists>up the long ladder>haha, these space irish are lazy drunk peasants who want to use the replicator to make whisky. solid ep
it's very true that Kira was too goo(d) for him but nevertheless I still loved seeing their relationship progress and the episode where Vic helped him go on a date with her. Odo being in love is cute.
>>215463314Having something expensive for a business is different from having something for private use. Do you think you can own an industrial kitchen, waiters and private chefs just because other people can open restaurants?
>>215463314the alien in >>215463361 was filthy rich and had his own personal holodeck. when he told Quark that even he was surprised and literally says>It must be nice to have moneyyou would never, ever have one of your own.
>>215463342kek that definitely helps
>Odo's not good enough for KiraWhat? He's a goddamn tentacle monster. He's every woman's fantasy. She'd never feel fulfilled with another lover ever again.Besides, he's better than her other love interests like Shit-kaar and Bore-eil.
>>215463260>Star Trek generalI thought you would have left by now. Do you enjoy the company?
>>215463395nice post scarcity utopia you got there
>>215463432i don't wanna argue about this again just suffice it to say you wouldn't get it
>>215463356Yes, comedy gold. Back then people had fun.
>>215463482Why don't women sit like this?Do they not air out their vaginas?
>>215463482You're right. I could never understand being wrong about this because I'm not wrong about this.
>>215463356Both episodes are terrible but Code of Honor was literally written by a white woman with an African rape fetish. Tasha was her self insert. It's more creepy than anything.
DS9 has better guest appearances & lore connections with TOS than it does with TNG. No Gene with the ability to show conflict really improved the series.You can have utopia while still having conflict. It's just completely eradicated domestically.
Question NERDS>Voyager, S1E7 - Eye of the NeedleKino episode but Tuvok says something awfully queer in the cold open when they discover the small wormhole>TUVOK: There is, of course, a seventy five percent chance the wormhole will not lead to the Alpha Quadrant.Odd thing to say as it's implying two assumptions.1. Wormholes cannot link to other galaxies2. Given the womrhole is constricteed to the Milky Way's boundaries, there's an absolutely equal chance it opens at any other point in the galaxy, regardless of proximityGiven the assumption of #2, it makes hte assumption of #1 all the more strange.Quite an ODD phrase from the usually logical TuvokWhat's up with that?
>>215463706ds9 lifted 4 characters straight from tngds9 sucks by the way
>>215463706Sadly, the answer is huge frontier of endless uninhabited M-class planets
>>215463732trek wormholes have never been shown to exit the milky way. 75% of the galaxy is not alpha quadrant.
>>215463747It's calledcon-ti-nuity.
>>215463732sounds like they forgot to ask the science and technobabble guy about that before putting it into the script
>>215463732wormhole cannot cross the galactic barrier, silly ;^)
>>215463812who told worf about the augment virus?
>>215461338some anons get super upset that others enjoy things it makes them really really angry, its best to ignore those sort of people
>>215463732You're right, a wormhole could reopen two feet away or a billion light years, it makes no difference. Petty much every tv writer fails to understand wormholes. Like in Stargate they think the range is limited and you need more power to boost it. Nigga the linear distance in this universe is irrelevant THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT.
>>215463732What's up with the wormhole in ST TMP that does nothing but funny voices? Did they ever explain what that phenomenon was supposed to be when compared to Bajor or Bazan?
>>215464035I think that was a malfunction of the warp reactor that caused the wormhole
>>215464035PHO-TON-TOR-PEE-DOESA-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>215464035why did they keep sticking their paws into 1986 in ST4 with absolute disregard for the consequences?why is Satan at the centre of the galaxy in ST5? they already went to the centre of the galaxy in TAS, is TAS non-canon then?why was Worf his own grandfather in ST6?then they go to the centre of the galaxy again in TNG (The Nth Degree), and were met with a curious omnipotent figure who seems almost god-like, where did Satan go? why was Odo treated as so exotic in DS9 when David Bowie's wife was a different type of changeling in ST6? there are many questions
>>215464126The blew up counterfeit God in V.
>>215463901crazy that they changed the physiology of all trills just because Terry Farrell was too pretty to have forehead bumps
*yAnd Worf's grandfather just looked like him.
>>215464035yes the new enterprise wasn't quite ready and it was in a warp tunnel without proper safeties, it was a wild warp tunnel as the ship hadn't been properly tested yet, in essence they were flying through a subspace tunnel without proper control of it
>>215463213The Rommel experience
>>215464162The spots were probably easier on the makeup team than bumps or ridges. 90's Star Trek probably had the most complicated makeup and prosthetics on television. Some actors were in the chair for 4 hours before they even set foot on a soundstage.
>>215464278no, Michael Westmore said his instructions were>We cast a pretty girl so you need to keep her pretty.and also he hand painted her spots every time, there wasn't a stencil or anything. which explains why they're so inconsistent looking throughout the show
>>215464162
>>215464374pure sloppa
>>215463943Technically, a wormhole doesn't cross the galactic barrier. It goes around it. So yeah, there's no reason to say that it couldn't connect with other galaxies.
>>215464374
>>215464374i hate the entire concept of the Progenitors
>>215464765Every TNG fan knows what episodes to ignore, like how they ignore the warp speed limit.
>>215464765It had to be addressed at some point why the dominant blueprint in our galaxy was a humanoid. Under real world circumstances, an alien would never be sexually compatible with a human.
>>215464374Why did they make her Yakub?
>>215464839>It had to be addressed at some point why the dominant blueprint in our galaxy was a humanoid.no it didn't. and even if it did the answer is that is an extremely efficient body plan that could and would have naturally evolved many times
Is Spock being called a mutt by other students still canon?
>>215457759Rick Berman was a genius and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>215464765doesn't it provide reason as to why aliens in the gamma and delta quadrants are humanoid thoughhell, even Vulcans shouldn't look the same given what we know about evolution on Earth alone It's a nice retcon IMOThe Chase was fun
>>215457596Early seasons Nog was such a sexist FUCK
>>215464924>is an extremely efficient body planSo are tentacles. It's highly unlikely that primates evolve on so many different planets, primates with 4 limbs, 5 digits each, all being around at the same time to be able to meet each other. Life in the cosmos didn't start on a tuesday at 9. There would be gaps of millions of years between the technological level of each species.
>>215457945this is DeForest Kelley's favourite episode btwShatner & Nimoy both chose Devil in the Dark
>>215462644Does the Federation even have an internal currency?
Captain James T. Kirk and Mr. Spock are fighting.I think.
>>215465067humanoid does not mean primate. it means a bipedal quadrupeds with head at the top. no one needs any explanation for why on all the planets in Star Trek we constantly see other analogs of Earth creatures. if there was some alien that had tentacles like an octopus no one would give a fuck or question it but oh suddenly something that has the shape of a human is so fucking confusing how it could possibly ever exist except on Earth. it's so anthropocentric I would argue it even goes against the entire fucking conceit of Star Trek.
>>215465173Of course, but it's probably safe to say that the relevant aliens in ST evolved from some kind of primate ancestor.
>>215465172One of the best things about TOS is the random switching of stunt doubles in fights with no attempt to hide it.
>>215465107yes.
>>215465231not logical in the least
>>215465276i love the one in wolf in the fold
>>215465293Anon, you can't mate with a lizard even if it walked on two legs
>>215465172The stunt double looks more like NuKirk, aka the vampire guy
>>215464839>Under real world circumstances, an alien would never be sexually compatible with a human.Not with that attitude
>>215465518dryhumping could be fun, and maybe they have a nice mouth who knows.
>>215465428>Anon, you can't mate with a lizard even if it walked on two legsExplain Peter Thiel then.
Fans are coming together and it shows. I mean, it really does.
You starfleet?
>>215465873You see COMMANDER KIRAAAAAAAA I fucked YOUR MOM (your mom)
>>215465609flies will go anywhere with enough shit kiddy
>>215457230All according to Keikokaku
Oh no, it's the worst episode of TNG, perhaps of all Trek...
>>215465914She was a sweet piece of meat.
>>215465952Keikokek
>>215465964Recap? It's been a while.
>>215466136That's what the writers said when they were pitching the episode
>>215465964Isn't that episode just TOS "The Deadly Years" but with a horrible execution. I'm glad I watched TNG first, because I would have been pissed if I had seen that concept handled much better with Kirk.
>>215465964SNW Vulcan episode is slightly worse
>>215466268Could you do the recap?
>>215466136Riker gets space worms in his brain and he's cured by flashbacks. It's a clip show.
>>215466325Sorry, I was thinking of Unnatural Selection.https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Unnatural_Selection_(episode)But Yeah, Shades of Gray is so hated that bitching about it is setting phasers to beat and aiming it at a dead horse.
>threshold is le bad
>>215466402>Terry Farrell objectively more beautiful than Kira>When I ask /trek/ niggas who they are in love with more, they always say Kira (including me)what's up with that?
>>215466440Terry is sort of boring. Pretty, yes, but Kira is more alive, more unpredictable.
>>215466440>objectively more beautiful >objectively Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
>>215466440it's simple: Kira is better in literally every single way
The thread's almost over so I might as well say how Kira awakened such gay feelings in me I had never felt before. Like, I always liked her as one of my favorite characters in the entire show but after she started wearing the catsuit her body just looked so insanely hot all the time and I kept imagining what touching her with that uniform on would feel like and peeling it off her and stuff
>>215466863>after she started wearing the catsuitWesley wore it better
>>215467038what the fuck is this image?
>>215467089a momentary diversion on the path to the grave
Make a new thread you fucks.
>>215461338>Please don't die.Trek general. Where redditors and children go because they are lost and have no hope
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