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>>215426860Star Trek: Sex with Shran
>>215426860Who you smokin with on the enterprise?
>>215426992With Picard. He hallucinated an entire lifetime in that episode The Inner Light.
>>215427052
is there any nu-trek news? like a new show or movie or something
Welcome to the Delta Quadrant, pussies.
star trek sex with shran
>>215426960very nice
>>215426992shran, right before star trek sex with him
>>215427120S T A R T R E K S C O U T S TARTREKSCOUTS
>>215427353hell yeah
>>215427353i love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
yes the problem with Cease Fire is that I agree with Tarah that trying to make peace is naive and retarded because Vulcans are fucking demonic cunts in this show.
>>215426992them all I guess
>>215426960this is just the Daughter plot of Sons and Daughters
Feel bad for poor Jin. Goes up to Voyager, goes back down like 200 years later.
"Skyship & Friends" is such wonderful worldbuilding
>>215426960star trek sex with wesley
So wouldn't the people on that planet massively outstrip the rest of the galaxy in technology within a few of our years? Or does time only pass super fast there when they're being observed by someone from the normal timestream or whatever?
>>215427790Imagine how many generations pass in just a few minutes or few hours. Even if their ship could get to other planets they would experience so much time thousands of generations would pass.Realistically, I'm guessing they run out of resources and die as a civilization before they get to other planets.Because yeah , otherwise they would outstrip the universe
>>215427790Yeah, it's seemingly a plot hole, but technobabble created it so technobabble can get you out of it. Like maybe the gravimetric shear will eventually tear the planet into a new dimension unless the scientists use their chrono-stabilization tech to bring it in sync with the rest of the universe.Or maybe they conquer the whole galaxy in the next decade lol
>>215427790The Weird Planet Displaced in TimeOne of my favorite voyager episodes
Did you guys play voyager across the unknown Yet the demo is out nowhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2643390/Star_Trek_Voyager__Across_the_Unknown/https://youtu.be/x1vLUf1eD1M?si=TvY1zpRr6kbTD3YNIn a recent article the developer said they would add some voice acting from the actual actors on release
>>215427052Kek! What are most of these phasers even shooting at?
>>215427790I like to think they become Q-like entities.
>>215427943i don't really care for the original va when they have reached retirement age
Please state the nature of the ice cream emergency.
How strong was the Intrepid class? Could it take on a Galor 1v1?
>>215428069maybe a Galor class suped-up hotrod
>>215427995You should see my beam ship on STO, looks like a fucking rave coming out of the saucer
>>215428069>Could it take on a Galor 1v1?For sure
why are they always drinking beverages but nobody ever has to pee in ds9
>>215428128there was literally an episode on tonight where they mention a zero-grav toilet
Galor? I hardly even know 'er
>>215428165Which is weird, considering all of these shows display artificial gravity and therefore can utilize normal toilets just fine
>bajorans make a ship out of wood>they still have grav plating
>>215428551it didn't sisko says he added it
>>215428963>give me a saber saw, I have to use the same tools they did!>installs grav plating?????
>>215429143jake points out the inconsistency the real reason is of course it would by waaay too expensive to have an entire ep in zero g
>>215426860Back in 6th grade, me and my neighbor saw the trailer for this movie and we always talked about this Alice Eve scene. We talked about it like it was gonna be the best sex scene ever made. But then we watch the movie and it was just the same nude scene from the trailer. No sex no nothing. How disappointing. I later on discovered how to jerk off and Alice Eve was my first.
when Laforge caught Barclay, he had to think back to his time with Lea in the Holodeck.
wait there are no ds9 and voyager movies?someone must pay for these crimes against humanity
>>215429388
>>215427943No because I'm buying it eventually no matter what. Seems like one of the best Trek games ever made based on what I've seen so far. >>215428026Unfortunately, there's no voice acting at all.
>>215427943I started it but the UI was pissing me off so I stopped, i'll get back to it
>>215426860Such an unattractive woman
Night /trek/
Goodnight, we'll have faith of the heart and reach the stars somedayGul Dukat rock opera anon will get us there
>>215427943Just played it thanks to you. Had it on my wishlist but didn't see the demo. I'm in.
>>215427943Has the performance improved? I heard it was bizarrely resource intensive.
i know martok was a founder but why did gowron think he could take on the federation?
>>215426860Why wasn't there more Alice Eve kino afterwards?
>>215430425He knew they wouldn't fully commit to a war.
>it's a sisko or kira or bashir or odo or o'brien or quark or garak or dukat or winn or weyoun or brunt or dax or worf or damar or eddington or rom or nog or martok bajoran or cardassian or jem'hadar episodekino
>>215430281It was kicking my old laptops ass but I just got a new computer and it runs fine so take that as you will
>>215428069It could take on Borg vessels of equal size when the writers remembered it was meant to be a state of the art Federation vessel. Otherwise it lost to the equivalent of Space Somalis in rubber dinghies.
choo choo
>>215431749Nice freighter!
>>215430511Simon Pegg said they wrote a version of Star Trek Beyond and she essentially just tagged along with Kirk and Chekov and didn't do much. Ultimately the director thought to just cut her, and Pegg agreed, but kept the character alive to come back in part 4. Which never happened and seemingly won't be now.
>>215429489
Should /trek/ have a banner in the OP pic?If so, what should it look like?
morn gaming
>>215432355The Trekpu Generation
>>215432355
>>215432355imagine being an extra for this show. You get to just hang out on the set all day, and it looks like this.
>>215432555coze
>>215426860Watched the tng episode "remember me" for the first time as it was on the telly. I enjoyed it a lot, but it reminded me of that weird thing of how actors cannot ever cry on american tv. I feel like crusher should have teared up at multiple moments, especially when she lost wesley and then later reunited with him.
>>215429481Teeechnically the defiant shows up in First Contact, but it's just a vehicle (literally) to get Worf back on the Enterprise. There's no other DS9 cast members on it, not even O'Brien. The calzone obsessed guy from Parks & Rec is at the helm though, so good for him.
>>215429871anon we all dislike into darkness but that's no reason to say something so gay
>>215432805>it reminded me of that weird thing of how actors cannot ever cry on american tvdid you wish on a monkey's paw or something, because that's all they do anymore
>>215433107Americans can only do things in extremes
>>215432805She should in multiple episodes. Troi cries a lot if thats what youre after. Also watch TOS. Shatner is the best actor in the show and has huge emotional displays.
>>215433147Americans are the best people in the world and Ive been to Europe and latin america.
>>215432805You should watch Sub Rosa if you want to see Bev get emotional.
>>215433170*tilts head*What does this mean, the "best"?
>>215433195Come here and see for yourself.
>>215429871Imagine voluntarily relinquishing your heterosexuality card
>>215433191
good morning /trek/nonnies
>>215430511Hollywood basically torpedoed her career because she was too sexy in that scene
>>215431749Star Trek: Sex with Freighters
>>215434296>she
>>215434377Well, you get my point.
>>215434296I'm posting the fine goods on sale at your local Don Quixote.
>>215434139Good morning Mr. Odo Ital
>>215434393I need a screenshot of you from the ds9 documentary for rock opera purposes
>>215434502its free on youtube
>>215434139good morning.
Despite the noble attempt at unisex, skirt-like uniforms in the first season of Star Trek: The Next Generation, they quickly realized, as we did as a society, that it's hard to take any military seriously if you can see your officers' knees. What is it about our exposed, fleshy, lower joints that screams, ''It's always my day off.''
>>215434583the skirt uniforms look kind of okay if they simply wear pants under them or panythose but honestly the TNG versions of them are ugly even on women. they look like cheerleader outfits or something
>>215434252Star Trek: Sex on Freighters
>>215426860Unremarkable but otherwise well-kept fridge.
>post about trek>get sent on a deep space reassignment for 3 days>attention whore junior grade throws nudie mags up on the viewscreen>command does nothingbros, what the fuck
>>215434774So which Voyager episode are you on?
>>215434774he gets sent on mandatory shore leave constantly
>>215434824Equinox pt1>>215434830and yet he's strutting down the halls
>>215434774The mods have been simping for that tranny for years but at least they ban him occasionally now.
>>215434514I thought YouTube blocked screenshots
>>215434907Ah thought you were on an earlier Ensign Harry Kim gooning episode.
>>215429871
>>215435064KWAB
Wake up /trek/
>>215436807
>>215436807I'm out of wine, its bed for me
>>215427943Tried to play it on my laptop but it was unplayable (like 5 fps). For a game with such basic graphics I have no idea why
Just thinking about temporal stuff rn desu senpai
>>215437271Unreal 5 problems
>>215428069It was supposed to be the latest, greatest ship the Federation rolled out. It had all the best cutting edge technology of its time and was a giant step forward for Starfleet. Too bad that was frequently forgotten and it was treated like a rustbucket being held together with duct tape and prayer most of the time.
The next generation Ethics is one of the most woke and most disgusting episodes of star trek and it's writers should be taken outback and shot fucking woke garbage
It do be that way, Mr. Dukat
get the cheese to sick bay
Gul Dukat eats pussy
>>215438130But Crusher made that whole speech about modern medicine basically slamming big pharma, how is it woke?
>>215438428A weak tiny little kid helping q full grown powerful MAN is the wokest shit I have ever seen no real man EVER needs help from ANYONE and all of worfs shit about klingon pride is clearly just his personal bullshit
>>215438559uhhh okay
Damn, just watching Enterprise and you can tell when 9/11 happened cause the actors looks like shit for 2 episodes. Blalok looks like she hasn't slept at all for a week.
>>215440123which episode?
>>215440197around 17-18 the crew looks really tired. Fits within the time frame (filming, post, etc)
>>215434563We never did learn what the maquis did with those cloaking devices...>teehee no commander there were never any missiles don't be silly
Just watched a TNG episode called "The Vengeance Factor" and had absolutely no memory of it, even though I must have seen it at least twice before.
>>215440634Rookie numbers
sure is weird that star trek rifles are manually aimed
>>215440894Damar BOMBASTIQUE side eye
>>215441365BasedBasedBasedBasedMehAs usual
>Rewatching Voyager>Halfway through S3 now>Noticed that as soon as the EMH gets his mobile emitter his first and final solution to most problems is to gas everythingNot even kidding, 5 episodes after futures end and his suggestion to distribute a compound as a gaseous form has come up three times already.
>>215441365my personal favorite TOS episode. and this one in particular made me feel in awe of what a good friend Kirk is.
>>215441365The Doctor's singing episodes are fucking shit. Self indulgent trash. Sisko can sing as you can tell from Alamaraine but he doesn't beat the audience over the head with it.
>>215441996Tim Russ can legit sing and play instruments but they never let him go loose.
Have you ever opened /trek/, scrolled down, and thought, no. Today, I'm not gonna shit it up.
>>215442307It's a constant battle.
Was it rape?
Holodeck snowball?
>>215442512Some elements that are generated for human interaction are in fact real matter, and since water is easy to synthesize, why bother with difficult water simulations when you can get the real thing. The holodeck needs to be cleaned from time to time tho.
>>215441365Yes but what's tonight's episode of star trek sex with shran?
>>215442900it only airs on Sunday night please look forward to it
>>215442809They even have organic holograms now.
>>215442307I only provide effort OC.
>>215442307
>>215442028Who cares? Fuck that nigger.
>>215433713Is that Tawny Madison?
>>215442512>>215442809Is the food and drink on the holodeck not real?
>>215443832Food is real, but probably not for the NPCs in the back that are just set dressing. But if you decided to stand up and take food from another table, the holodeck would instantly convert the holo object to actual food you could eat.
>>215440248Earlier than that. Episode 9's first day of shooting was 9/11.
Enterprise A still had a kitchen? Didn't they eat some sort of green protein cubes on TOS? Really makes you wonder when the first fully fledged replicator popped up
>Listens to My Chemical Romance once
>>215444145Shit. I forgot some people had to work that day. I was busy being nine and watching all the adults freak out.
>>215441996Are you retarded? Picardo doesn't even the sing the opera stuff in this episode, they hired a guy.
>>215441996
>>215444474This is the best "guy playing another guy" episode of Trek, eat shit Spiner
>>215441996Why would this niche shit survive anyway? Opera, Jazz, all shit. Riker should be playing the macintosh like Deadmau5.Imagine world war 3 is happening and everyone is like "quick, safe the faggot shit"
>>215444490Brent always catching strays in this general.
>>215444636he's simply not a very good actor. he's good at being Data and that's it.
>>215444636I think he's a great actor, just Picardo does the better job of playing two roles at the same time. Zimmerman is a pretty dynamic character compared to say, Lore, who is just kind of comically evil.
>>215444078So a snowball being thrown out of the holodeck can make sense then I guess
>>215438559what are you talking about schizo
>>215444561Because all the people that could use "save" correctly survived and all the people who liked beepboop music perished
>*lies*>sexually subverts you>changes your core personality through linking because you're a less experienced changeling>tells you "No changeling has ever harmed another."
>>215444900>Zimmerman is a pretty dynamic character compared to say, Lore, who is just kind of comically evil.I agree but I also have a soft spot for villains who are evil for love of the game.
>>215446606i unironically forgot what Mirror Ezri even did. my vague memory is that she was supposed to be a good guy
>>215444561Classical music is the culmination of several centuries of hyper-autists with infinite funding and time making retarded inventions to make different bing bongs and whooshes and they were so autistic about it they made an entire written notation so they could play it back when they did something that sounded cool, and even then, the only parts you hear are the cherry picked highlights by a handful of God tier autists who only came about once every few generations, during a time which there were no other "music genres" in civilized society for them to make music in. That's why it's "good" and will stick around hundreds more years. Jazz is gay and will be forgotten
You mother fuckers not telling me it’s the Royal is almost mean. I’m drunk as fuck and need to go home
>>215446644>i unironically forgot what Mirror Ezri even didBeing hot is what she did
>>215446849Autists back then had no distractions and used their gift to forge things that have never been thought of before. Autist now obsess over Pokemon stats and Star Trek ships.
>>215446864well what i mean is i forgot what she did to earn a spot on that image.i remember her being hot, being gay and Brunt being a pathetic simp for her
Hell yeah The Royale
What's the worst book they could have recreated for the astronaut?
in like, 20 minutes, you can tune in to The GREAT /trek/ DS9 Watchalong and watch a world-reknown Ferengi episode involving Quark's mother Moogie. now personally, her episodes kinda blur together for me so I don't remember the details of this one. but you can be sure some /pol/tard will start complaining about how the Ferengi turned into commies or whatever because of her and Rom. even tho Rom had nothing to do with it.
>>215447463>you don't have to be gay>but it sure helps
>>215426860Why is Voyager’s video quality so bad compared to Next Gen?
>>215447363I have no mouth and I must scream
>>215447363Everybody Poops
Could you rape in the Royale like you could in Groundhog Day?
>>215429871basedthat's some bong race in star trekforgive the poor fucks in this thread
>>215447463Watchalong sex with DS9
>>215426992debicki in the holodeck my nigga
Did any other oldfags have the Kraft marshmallow dispenser that you had to send away for? I did, but it didn't make it to present day and I don't recall what happened to it. My mother probably threw it out when she threw away all my stuff when I moved out.
>tfw it's thursday night
>>215447363Catcher in the Rye
>Quark episode
>>215447782It might be time to start seeking help
Brunt more like Gunt
>>215447363
Robin Curtis should of been Captain for VOY.
>Brunt episode
>last thing Tiron says to Quark is that he'll ruin him>cast the same actor for the character whose first appearance is him showing up to ruin Quarkit's, how you say? kino
i just want you guys to know that in the book neither the chapters about Explorers or this episode mention Sisko's beard
YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE LOBES
this really is a good episode
Moogie is kind of a giant cunt about Quark's dad. It's not very endearing.
something I learned from the book is that the bowl and fruit flying into the camera like that was pure luck. Rene, who directed this episode, was really excited about it
>>215448432me after a long day in a holosuite
>>215448489>retard husband nearly ruins your family while refusing to believe you might have something of worth to contributehe had it coming
imagine hating Rom when he's such a good guy who loves his family
>>215426960That Kira looks like a man in drag
Kassidy's hair is so freaking big
>>215447548tng got remasteredvoy did not
>>215448609Yeah maybe by human standards you'd be rightbut they're Ferengi
>>215447548TNG was shot on film IIRC, while VOY was not
How did anyone ever think silly bastards like Ferengi could hang with Klingons and Romulans as adversaries?
>>215448877You'd be surprised.
>>215448877To be fair that was before they got all this DS9 characterization.The real issue was trying to get people to believe manlet aliens were scary.
>>215448877Look at what's doing in Western civilization. It's not massive nation states wielding conventional weapons or nuclear arsenals. It's late stage capitalism and social media brain rot. Klingons and Romulans are a sound and a fury signifying nothing. Ferengi will do you in with Sluggo Cola and holosuites. It's why Quark and Quark alone understands the subversive root beer nature of Federation Fukuyamism.
kek the alien hecklers
>>215448877They do a pretty good job in the real world
Why do so many Cats hate the Enterprise episode, Dear Doctor?
>>215441365Love Journey to Babel! Love the Royale! The other 3 are all meh...
>>215432355The true measure of what makes good Trek is whether or not that frog would have a happy life inside of it.Here we see TNG passes that bar. You can fill in for yourself which series do or don't fit that criteria.
Friends! Wil Wheaton has an Fucking event coming up that should be super popular!
>>215449917I've always hated that stupid frog because he's such a gay pussy.
>>215450012Buy an ad you cheapo.
>>215449840lack of critical thought and moral compass
>>215450012gay and I will not be giving it a chancefuck you saar, buy an add benchod
>>215450103anon...
>>215437722Those aren't necessarily inconsistent attributes. If you took an F-35 and tried operating it without a maintenance crew or access to spare parts, it would be an unreliable mess after a few sorties.
Damn, Julian looks like THAT?
>>215450276only after i'm done with him
>>215449840Why did so many people hate Phlox?
>>215450392I didnt mind him, but he was pretty boring overall. He was just kinda "there".
>>2154503921. It made no sense for the NX-01 to have an alien doctor.2. Phlox is a cuck who tries to get other men to fuck his wives.3. Phlox murdered an entire planet by refusing them medical treatment before the Prime Directive even existed.4. Every Phlox-centric episode is ass.
>>215429388Obviously all the autistic engineering guys with zero rizz are going to spend every second they can banging fake holodeck whores. This is going to be a real phenomenon with robots soon.
>>215450429Also, friendly reminder that Enterprise is not canon. It's just a holodeck TV show that Riker owns in the 24th century. It's the Itchy and Scratchy show of Star Trek.
>>215450392Phlox is basically Zoidberg.
>>215450244if the F-35 could manufacture its own parts and all it had to go up against were biplanes, it'd be pretty fucking stupid if the biplanes were considered dangerous
>>215450392They don't, everyone likes him because he's neelix done well
>>215450619But people like Zoidberg.
>>215449676It's so weird there are caps of Frakes looking 1970s in the late 90s/early 00s. That show is a relic of the era.
Which actress would you have directed a scene like this with?
>>215451473Marianna Hill
>>215434563hello Valjeani like that he started as just a new member of the crew for like a season before having his maquis arc
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>>215452386Did Sisko have a bigger yoke than the other crewmembers?
>>215452772>If that is how you feel, I respect that. :(
>>215452917His traps seem normal
>>215452938i want to fugg wesley crusher
>>215452938i want to go back in time and give him an alternate life path so that i don't have to see him anymore
>>215453459Wil Wheaton appeared in 128 episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
>>215451933Torment at Christmas
>>215453545126 too many tillyfag
>>215434563I've been rewatching DS9. Watched a few choice 'sodes, occasionally. But this'll be only the second time I've watched it all, start to finish. And it surprised me. Eddington is introduced in the first episode of season three. Doesn't appear again until episode 21. Weird. And, in my memory. The Marquis was an early seasons thing. And the Dominion later. But there is a lot of overlap.
>>215453945For me? Its Lt Primmin.
>>215454111forgot pic fuck this gay earth
What's your fetish /trek/ outside of freighters?
>>215454225non-human phasers and disruptors
>>215454244I think we might share the same fetish?
>>215454123I like how him and Odo sort of butt heads at the start. And then he's like 'OK, Odo. You do your thing. I'll stay out of your way.' And it was true. He stayed so far out of Odo's way. We never see him again.
How many Nagii have there been apart from Zek and Quark?
>>215454265when did these ever appear? also,>trigger on the foregrip>it's a buttonnani the fuck were those greenbloods thinking
>>215454434the ferengi have existed for something like 5,000 or 10,000 years, so assuming an average lifespan of 80 however many that'd be
>>215454502DS9, also shows up as a Ferengi rifle with a cope scope.
Open a hailing frequency to the incelian freighter.
>>215450012WHEATONWAFFEN, LETS FUCKING GO
It do be like that Mr. Worf
>>215454687Anon we've received 285,000 hails in response?
>>215454691good eats
>>215454707It do be like that Mr. Wheaton
>>215454700Mr. Woof*
Why did Chief o Brien refuse to have sex with his child wife in that one episode?
>>215455187Because of the implication.
>>215455187A child that looks like your wife would make you think of your daughter.
>>215455187Because he knew Keiko would use it against him in future arguments.>Keiko, you’re being irrational>Irrational? YOU’RE the one who had sex with a preteen!
>>215455241Why did Chief o Brien refuse to have sex with his savage daughter in that one episode?
>>215455273Reminded him of his bitch wife
>>215454754
Was Barclay a Chud Trek?
A new... Kai must now be chosen.
>>215455653What a strange costume.
>>215455716what if Kira was Kai?
>>215455828Why don't you make a Kai Kira AI slop video and post it here for us all to consider.
>>215455828Every hole filled to the brim with goo.
>>215455876i don't know how to do that and besides I'm not a fan of slop>>215455897hear hear
>>215455716Make a Dabo girl Kai.
>>215455996Breast of Both Worlds
I love shitting on nu trek fans on plebbit, I'm not going to lie.They're so stupid and to a man they know fucking nothing about Star Trek. It's like clubbing baby seals.
>>215456074You're doing God's work, anon.
>>215455716
>>215456074I wanna see
Why is this /trek/ so slow? Does one person getting banned for posting an uncensored wall of nothing but Japanese pocket pussies really affect /trek/ this much?
>>215455996did you know Chase Masterson got rejected for this part because her booba was TOO booba and Avery was like>That's for my SON? Nah, I don't think so. If she was for me, sure. but they still liked her so they had her come back to be Leeta
>>215456193BF's spamming and attention whoring isn't activity. It's just her trying to farm engagement for her massive ego. "Look at me everyone! I'm posting anime again! I sure hope one of my simps is in the thread!"Fuck off, gaptoothed skank.
>>215456215Avery would know a thing or two himself about having big boobs.
>>215456240
>>215456274
>>215441425>Captain, if I may, I have devised a possible solution to the Jewlarian problem.
>>215456215Chase did topless scenes in flicks around that same time. They are disappointing. Like, you see DS9. And you expect to see something spectacular. But, v saggy. Push up bra doing all the heavy lifting. Literally.
>really talented>uses talent to draw batshit art of obscure characterI am not even mad.
>>215456357that's not batshit it's pretty run of the mill honestly
>>215455273The Irish know better than to fuck savage illiterate cave men, you don't fuck your social betters.
Do they have different pocket pussies for different alien species in /trek/?
>>215456224>It's just her trying to farm engagementKai WinnCome read my page today I'm just a simple engagement farmerGo by Bashir FaggotFrom City of Bridges way(Not a wrinkle nose harmer)
>>215456193We're too busy having sex with Shran on the love freighter.
>>215456357Alaimo is still alive to see this.
>>215456472>Alaivo
>>215456472Doesn't sound like it will be for long. I heard him on the Delta Flyers podcast. He sounds in rough shape. (Episode for Indiscretion)
>>215429871I don't agree but I can respect a man who is critical of women's bodies, already far too few of those around.
>>215456549lol u wut m8
>>215456482Heh.>>215456548Wasn't his voice already totally blown a decade ago?
>>215450012What did Wil Wheaton ever do wrong?
>>215450012People laugh at him for not looking like the chad he was in that Q ep, but look at him now, he's 55 and looks not a year older than 35.
>>215455268>Only because you were begging for the Miles O'Cock!
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