>BE CAREFUL THERE’S A HUGE SNAKE IN THE WALLS ALSO DON’T SAY ABRACADABRA AT ANYBODY IT WILL KILL THEM AND THOSE CREEPY FLOATING GUYS OUTSIDE ARE MAGIC PRISON GUARDS AND THEY HAVE AUTHORIZATION TO KISS YOU AND STEAL YOUR SOUL IF YOU TRY TO LEAVE! IF ANY OF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND ME IN MY HIDDEN CHAMBERS THAT YOU NEED A PASSWORD TO OPEN! OH I ALMOST FORGOT JUST STAY AWAY FROM TREES IN GENERAL AROUND HERE, AND THERE MAY BE AN ESCAPED LUNATIC HIDING IN THE CASTLE OR WHATEVER! AND ONE OF THE TEACHERS IS A WEREWOLF BUT TRUST ME HE’S A NICE GUY HE’S DEFINITELY GOT THAT UNDER CONTROL! HAVE FUN AND REMEMBER THE POINTS DON’T MATTER I WILL ARBITRARILY CHOOSE THE WINNER AND JUST GIVE THEM ENOUGH POINTS TO WIN!
Does the magic world have a PTA equivalent? Or child protective services?
>>215491084There's a board of governors.Lucius Malfoy uses them to oust Dumbles during book 2
>>215491022Were the other wizard schools run this badly? How didn't the wizard version of OFSTED not intervene?
>>215491121>Were the other wizard schools run this badly?Worse. The other two headmasters we see were a convicted death eater and a half giant.There's a reason an average 4th year Hogwarts student mogs the best students from the other two schools
>>215491022>ANYWAY.... WOULD ANY OF YOU KIDS LIKE TO SIGN UP TO FIGHT A FUCKING DRAGON?>YOU MIGHT WIN A COOL CUP IF YOU SURVIVE!
>>215491022>>BE CAREFUL THERE’S A HUGE SNAKE IN THE WALLS Dumbledore didn't know that>ALSO DON’T SAY ABRACADABRA AT ANYBODY IT WILL KILL THEMThey never taught that spell until the ministry of magic took control of the school >AND THOSE CREEPY FLOATING GUYS OUTSIDE ARE MAGIC PRISON GUARDSThey are supposed to be only in Azkaban >IF ANY OF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND ME IN MY HIDDEN CHAMBERS THAT YOU NEED A PASSWORD TO OPEN! They can just ask him to open it for them>OH I ALMOST FORGOT JUST STAY AWAY FROM TREES IN GENERAL AROUND HERE,Only one of them, at the corner of the school. It's like saying "don't touch the oven when it's on!">AND THERE MAY BE AN ESCAPED LUNATIC HIDING IN THE CASTLE OR WHATEVER! He didn't know that>AND ONE OF THE TEACHERS IS A WEREWOLF BUT TRUST ME HE’S A NICE GUY HE’S DEFINITELY GOT THAT UNDER CONTROL! He didn't know that>HAVE FUN AND REMEMBER THE POINTS DON’T MATTER I WILL ARBITRARILY CHOOSE THE WINNER AND JUST GIVE THEM ENOUGH POINTS TO WIN!God forbid Dumbledore to give points to the literal heroes of the world.
>>215491192yes, shitty rebuttal...HOWEVER!
>>215491188>the chinese factory liveleak oooooooo
>>215491084No. Their world is stuck in the Renaissance era and children didn’t have rights back then.
>>215491192faggot
>>215491164hey thats right i just remembered hermione saying krum said harry btfo him at dark arts shit
>>215491192>God forbid Dumbledore to give points to the literal heroes of the world.t. mudblood
>>215491022this is actually all pretty much standard at british boarding schools
>>215491192holy BASED
>>215491022--he said calmly.
>>215491022The new adaptation will be better than the movies, it's time they started accepting that.
>YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU MINISTRY AND FUCK EVERYONE IN THIS GOD DALN SCHOOL I SUMMON SUPER NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST CRAB RAPE GIGGANIGGA>*dumbledore roared calmly*
>THE FAUNA IN THE FOREST BEHIND THE SCHOOL IS TOTALLY FRIENDLY TRUST ME
>>215491022kek, these threads always give me a hearty chuckle
>>215491022>Dumbledore calmly stretched his legs over to a 13 year old girl sitting at the Gryffindor table>"USE THIS TO GO BACK IN TIME!"
>>215491192ZERO POINTS
Welcome to Hogwarts- the school where everything's made up and the points don't matter! That's right, the points are completely meaningless- just like the idea of house-elf rights!
>>215491192Based lore knower.
>>215491084If any of the parents dared to complain, Dumbledore would bitch slap them calmly out of his office and tell them to take their kids to a girls-only school if they want them to grow up to become pussies
>>215491192>>AND ONE OF THE TEACHERS IS A WEREWOLF BUT TRUST ME HE’S A NICE GUY HE’S DEFINITELY GOT THAT UNDER CONTROL! >He didn't know thaIm calling bullshit on that
>>215492912You're right, he did know it.
>>215492782I hope Hogwarts Legacy 2 is announced soon, the first one was really fun.
>>215491192THAT'S ENOUGH GRANGER! I'M DEDUCTING SIX MILLION POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR AND I'M GOING TO LET ARGUS FILCH YOUR CHAMBER OF SECRETS TONIGHT!
>>215491192
>>215491022>its 2025>Still not a single good werewolf kino to watch on HalloweenMan id take "Teacher is a Werewolf" as its own movie. At least that could be funny. The usual werewolf flicks are so old now, ive seen every single one.
If Hermoine isn't cute I'm going to drop the new series
>>215491110Ehem, sir, please, this is /tv/. FILM two, film.ya dumb niggor
>>215491255>Oooh, the mostly peaceful protest.
>>215493499Its arguably the best Werewolf put to screen the only downside is the minimal screentime
>>215491022Harry Potter is, and always has been, kino for how hilariously unsafe the schooling environment is.
>>215491022lol
>>215493753Yeah, I wish her hairy snatch had more screen time.
>>215491192>how could I know the guy with the surname Wolf was a werewolf all along ???
>>215493499American Werewolf in London is kino and the gold standard of werewolf movies much like how 28 Days Later is the standard for zombie movies
>>215493760Reminder that also Hagrid stated it was the SAFEST PLACE IN THE WORLD
>>215493960well, he's hagrid
>>215493839>28 Days Later is the standard for zombie moviesWhat are you going on about you imbecile. Don't answer, fuckface.
>>215493960Oh yeah there are also Hagrid's unloicensed genetic engineering projects
>>215493839>you turn into a zombie after being infected in milliseconds.no, that is nowhere near the standard. all good zombie films have that dilemma where a key character is infected and knows he will turn soon and they all have to choose how to rectify the situation.
>>215494143A hairy wizard.
>>215491192he destroyed all HP shitposters
>>215491192holy shit you are no fun at all
>>215491192>theyre supposed to be at AzkabanExcept there are dozens of them on school grounds, doing fucking train inspections with children inside, knowing they attack anyone on sight>b-but the ministry ordered it, Dumbledores hands were tiedHes the greatest wizard in the world, if he cant tell the ministry to fuck off and stay away from his school then hes a fraud and no adult should ever leave their child in his estabelishment
>>215491192>he didnt know there was an escaped lunaticHe did, the ministry literally informed him of it and its why the dementors are there>he didnt know the teacher was a werewolfAbsolute bullshit, he did
>>215491022Rowling obviously sucks at worldbuilding. She throws in cheat items that would have huge implications on the world for plot convenience and later just ignores them. Actually she throws in a lot of stuff that sounds cool/unusual in the moment but is absurd and goofy if you think 30 more secs about it. And because of this, unless the story is centered around Hogwarts the mythos become too vague and undegined and the reader/viewer can no longer be sure what's possible in this world and what's not. I think Fantastic Beasts do not really work in the same way as the original books/movies because HP universe is not about the outer world but about the school and growing up and friendship and other shit like that. And if you rationalise it too much you get shit like Yudkowsky's fanfic.
>>215491192>They never taught that spell until the ministry of magic took control of the school Fake Mad-Eye taught them Avada Kedavra in book 4, as a gag because he thought it would be funny. None of the other teachers seemed to mind, which indicates that teaching the unforgivable curses was common.
>>215495803The spells were supposed to be demonstrated year six so as to inform the students as to their danger. It's hard to tell people you can't do X if you never tell them what X is. He taught them early, which wasn't against the rules, but it was probably frowned upon.
>>215491192I kneel
>>215491192>he didn't know thatYou don't know that he didn't know that.
>>215491022But was he stretching his long legs? It's an important detail for the character.
>>215491192FIVE MILLION POINTS TO THE OPI'M SORRY BUT YOU LOST, YOU LOSEGOOD DAY SIR I SAY GOOD DAY
>>215491022>Dumbledore Dreams of Dummythicc Dumpsters
>>215493753>werewolf in it for 30 seconds>then instantly removed as its just magic bullshit plot contrivance to escape the hole that the writers dug>furries latch onto itGet out of here furry. Dog soliders is way better and not cgi garbage, cursed is fucking hilarious and not cgi garbage. Van Helsing is throw away shlockino. Dont take it seriously.
>>215491022>AND ONE OF THE TEACHERS IS A WEREWOLF BUT TRUST ME HE’S A NICE GUY HE’S DEFINITELY GOT THAT UNDER CONTROL!why am i turned on
>>215491192>wolf wolf as a name>erm how was I meant to know???Also I'm pretty sure he literally DOES know if I remember the books right, Snape's the one who assists him on nights of the full moon and if Snape knows, Dumbledore certainly does
>>215495620Yeah She really shouldnt hype Voldy as the biggest baddie ever while he couldnt even take over England
>>215491022>>215491192> Dumbledore didn't know thatYes but he also didnt do shit to solve the issue and had to rely on a 12 years old to save the school> They are supposed to be only in AzkabanHe agreed to let them stationed around his school >Only one of them, at the corner of the school. It's like saying "don't touch the oven when it's on!"After Remus Lupin graduated there is no fucking reason to keep that tree> He didn't know thatAnon Black appeared like 3 times inside the school, still this is technically not his fault Also he did know Lupin is a werewolf
>>215491188>your name appeared in the goblet even though you're underage?>and you deny ever putting it there?>and we already have 3 champions chosen anyway?>oh well guess our hands are tied on this one you're gonna have to join the tournament there's really nothing we can do about it
>>215497672Its poorly explained but 90% of what makes him scary isnt his magic prowess, though it is very very high. It his willingness to break laws both natural and man made for his own gain. Combine that quality with his consider magical skill is a very terrifying combination. People are generally terrified of Dumbledore because of his immense power, including Voldemort, but he doenst have the same reputation as Voldemort because he acts within bounds.
>>215491192fpbp
>>215497773I think its mainly the immortal bit that makes him fancy in any way. Sure you can abra cadabra him if you wish to but then he just comes back even more frustrated.
>>215491022The walls in Hogwarts would have to be at least 10 feet thick each to accommodate that giant ass snake. Imagine that. That's retarded.
>>>>BE CAREFUL THERE’S A HUGE SNAKE IN THE WALLS ALSO DON’T SAY ABRACADABRA AT ANYBODY IT WILL KILL THEM AND THOSE CREEPY FLOATING GUYS OUTSIDE ARE MAGIC PRISON GUARDS AND THEY HAVE AUTHORIZATION TO KISS YOU AND STEAL YOUR SOUL IF YOU TRY TO LEAVE! IF ANY OF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND ME IN MY HIDDEN CHAMBERS THAT YOU NEED A PASSWORD TO OPEN! OH I ALMOST FORGOT JUST STAY AWAY FROM TREES IN GENERAL AROUND HERE, AND THERE MAY BE AN ESCAPED LUNATIC HIDING IN THE CASTLE OR WHATEVER! AND ONE OF THE TEACHERS IS A WEREWOLF BUT TRUST ME HE’S A NICE GUY HE’S DEFINITELY GOT THAT UNDER CONTROL! HAVE FUN AND REMEMBER THE POINTS DON’T MATTER I WILL ARBITRARILY CHOOSE THE WINNER AND JUST GIVE THEM ENOUGH POINTS TO WIN!
>>>>>BE CAREFUL THERE’S A HUGE SNAKE IN THE WALLS ALSO DON’T SAY ABRACADABRA AT ANYBODY IT WILL KILL THEM AND THOSE CREEPY FLOATING GUYS OUTSIDE ARE MAGIC PRISON GUARDS AND THEY HAVE AUTHORIZATION TO KISS YOU AND STEAL YOUR SOUL IF YOU TRY TO LEAVE! IF ANY OF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND ME IN MY HIDDEN CHAMBERS THAT YOU NEED A PASSWORD TO OPEN! OH I ALMOST FORGOT JUST STAY AWAY FROM TREES IN GENERAL AROUND HERE, AND THERE MAY BE AN ESCAPED LUNATIC HIDING IN THE CASTLE OR WHATEVER! AND ONE OF THE TEACHERS IS A WEREWOLF BUT TRUST ME HE’S A NICE GUY HE’S DEFINITELY GOT THAT UNDER CONTROL! HAVE FUN AND REMEMBER THE POINTS DON’T MATTER I WILL ARBITRARILY CHOOSE THE WINNER AND JUST GIVE THEM ENOUGH POINTS TO WIN!
>>>>>>BE CAREFUL THERE’S A HUGE SNAKE IN THE WALLS ALSO DON’T SAY ABRACADABRA AT ANYBODY IT WILL KILL THEM AND THOSE CREEPY FLOATING GUYS OUTSIDE ARE MAGIC PRISON GUARDS AND THEY HAVE AUTHORIZATION TO KISS YOU AND STEAL YOUR SOUL IF YOU TRY TO LEAVE! IF ANY OF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND ME IN MY HIDDEN CHAMBERS THAT YOU NEED A PASSWORD TO OPEN! OH I ALMOST FORGOT JUST STAY AWAY FROM TREES IN GENERAL AROUND HERE, AND THERE MAY BE AN ESCAPED LUNATIC HIDING IN THE CASTLE OR WHATEVER! AND ONE OF THE TEACHERS IS A WEREWOLF BUT TRUST ME HE’S A NICE GUY HE’S DEFINITELY GOT THAT UNDER CONTROL! HAVE FUN AND REMEMBER THE POINTS DON’T MATTER I WILL ARBITRARILY CHOOSE THE WINNER AND JUST GIVE THEM ENOUGH POINTS TO WIN!
>>215497982>>215497997>>215498013>>215498050>>215498075faggot and reddit
>>>215497982(You)>>>215497997>>>215498013(You)>>>215498050>>>215498075(You)>faggot and reddit
>>215491192Fucking nerd
>>215493499The howling 2. It has Christopher Lee and werewolf tits
>>215491022hogwarts is literally C1A
It was funny when it was just about the snake but adding every single silly thing just reeks of trying too hard
>>215492234how was this not the first post
>>215491022>HARRY POTTER DID YOU TAKE HOT FLAMING SHIT ON THE FLOOR IN SLYTHERIN BATHROOM!?>6 MILLION POINTS FOR GOYFFINDOOOOOOR!!!
I dunno why I'm surprised it's AI jeets
>>215497527Those some good pictures thougheverbeit'd.
>>215491192He did know the werewolf was a werewolf, he made the potion bitch make an anti werewolf potion for him. You suck at lore.
>>215491022>DON’T SAY ABRACADABRA AT ANYBODY IT WILL KILL THEMBut... you just said it at me...
>>215499171That was Snape who made the potion. You suck at lore.
>>215491192>Avada CadavraThe 2nd Amendment of Magic
>>215491192ovens don't have the potential to murder you in an instant.
>>215499425Read his post again retardDumbo told Snape to make the potion
>>215499186Well, bye.
>>215491192Wait a minute, several of these are blatantly false.
>>215500071ABRACADABRA!
>>215491192>AND ONE OF THE TEACHERS IS A WEREWOLF BUT TRUST ME HE’S A NICE GUY HE’S DEFINITELY GOT THAT UNDER CONTROL! >He didn't know thatYes, he did.
>>215491022>It's another "Anon finds out HP was written by a woman" episode
>>215494190Name one zombie movie before it that wasn't shit other then Romero's Dawn of the Dead
>>215494481The zombie genre doesn't do well with paranoia themes like that, actually
>>215501738The Return of the Living Dead? Duh.
>>215497770He knew someone was up to something and let it play out knowing Harry would solve it since he couldn’t die before the prophecy was fulfilled like he does every year of his schooling
>>215495620>She throws in cheat items that would have huge implications on the world for plot convenience and later just ignores them.This is the main issue in the series. Takes me right out of it. They give Hermione a time machine and Slughorn brews up that luck potion that has them breakdancing though curses and hexes without being hit once. In the last book Voldemort tried to kill Harry so everyone in Hogwarts became invulnerable to him somehow. It made more sense when limited to a mother and son. It all just got too common and broadly applicable.One thing she did right was the recipe for Voldemort's new body in Goblet as it was so specific and costly.
>>215502937for someone who hates harry potter, it's odd that you arrived without sageing the thread and bumping it from page 9
man I miss early AI
>>215502960the fuck is "sageing" you dumb smelly pajeet speak human languages like english
>>215491192How come no one has actually answered these retarded points?>>>BE CAREFUL THERE’S A HUGE SNAKE IN THE WALLS >Dumbledore didn't know thatHe was literally teaching at the school when the CoS was opened the first time. Someone had been killed and the mystery was never resolved beyond sending Hagrid to Azkaban for like 20 minutes, btw Dumbledore never believed Hagrid was guilty and he eventually allowed him to work for the school. He might not have known that it was a snake but he knew there was a killer monster on the grounds for like 40 years that was never found. Plus they never actually tried finding the chamber of secrets after that, they just let it happen and moved on. He knew.>>ALSO DON’T SAY ABRACADABRA AT ANYBODY IT WILL KILL THEM>They never taught that spell until the ministry of magic took control of the school These spells are bound to go around. Do you think older kids, dysfunctional families, etc don't wont share inappropriate shit with younger kids? Just like you probably were burning ants with a magnifying glass, salting snails and even burning cats alive, Slytherin kids were probably cruciatusing small animals in the bathrooms and abracadabriaing other student's pets. Kids learn and do fucked up shit regardless of whether or not it is directly taught in school.
>>215491192>>215503424>>AND THOSE CREEPY FLOATING GUYS OUTSIDE ARE MAGIC PRISON GUARDS>They are supposed to be only in Azkaban But... they weren't were they? The ministry sent potentially the most dangerous creature that they clearly have no real control over, to a school full of children to protect a single child. They could have sent Aurors and station them around the school if that was really necessary. It is like saying: in this normal high school we will have wild bears to protect you instead of security guards now, they're not allowed to come in the grounds but we don't really have means to prevent them from coming inside and mauling the children to death. Not to mention they could have just kept Harry out of the school, give him a security detail of 5 human bodyguards and home school him without putting hundreds of people at risk.>>IF ANY OF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND ME IN MY HIDDEN CHAMBERS THAT YOU NEED A PASSWORD TO OPEN! >They can just ask him to open it for themThis is the only semi fair one but not for the stupid reason you gave. I've been a teacher and in general children don't need to have full access to the headmaster's office. They can easily request a meeting through their teachers. Both in my high school and where I taught the Headmistress was behind two locked doors. However Hogwarts seems to foster a culture where kids DO get full access to their headmaster, so it is somewhat contradictory.
>>215491192>>215503442>>OH I ALMOST FORGOT JUST STAY AWAY FROM TREES IN GENERAL AROUND HERE,>Only one of them, at the corner of the school. It's like saying "don't touch the oven when it's on!"Yeah well, kids do not get access to a hot oven easily in schools do they? In functional schools they're not even allowed to play in the parking lot. It makes absolutely no sense to have an extremely dangerous, potentially murderous tree, anywhere on the grounds.>>AND THERE MAY BE AN ESCAPED LUNATIC HIDING IN THE CASTLE OR WHATEVER! >He didn't know thatNot only the dementors were in the school because he could potentially come, he does learn that he is inside the school when he attacks the Griffindor portrait/door. At this point he should have sent the kids home. He knew.>>AND ONE OF THE TEACHERS IS A WEREWOLF BUT TRUST ME HE’S A NICE GUY HE’S DEFINITELY GOT THAT UNDER CONTROL! >He didn't know thatHe absolutely knew this. You think Lupin wouldn't have had to ask for the very minor accommodation of being allowed to lock himself in for like a full week while there was a full moon and have Snape cover his classes during that time? Or do you think that teachers can just take time off without reporting to anyone? Not to mention that you seem to think that there was no contact between teachers at all. That makes no sense, teachers collaborate all the time, there are meetings about children's developments and problems. The whole staff must be informed that Lupin won't be available at certain times of the month and at least a handful (McGonagall, deputy headmistress) must know the exact reason.>>HAVE FUN AND REMEMBER THE POINTS DON’T MATTER I WILL ARBITRARILY CHOOSE THE WINNER AND JUST GIVE THEM ENOUGH POINTS TO WIN!>God forbid Dumbledore to give points to the literal heroes of the world.Fair that he gives points to the heroes or the world. The point system is unfair in general since he can do exactly that. Arbitrarily give points to some jerkoff to make them win.
You can tell the guy above looks like this. Absolute fucking loser
>>215491192You must be sooooo fun at parties. You do realize that facts are inferior to feelings
>>215503521I do not. I am good looking, buff, have a fiance, have fucked many girls and am going to workout now.I just read the books when I was growing up and recently re watched some of the movies so the information is pretty fresh.
>>215503521t. >>215491192
>>215503424>>215503442>>215503464>lorelet pretending to be a lorechad btro by a real lorechadLove to see it.
>>215497968It's a castle you retard those walls have be very thick anyway to support the STONE CEILING
>>215504515What about magic thoever?
For me it's Rowling revealing unprompted that wizards just disappear their shit in public
>>215491192Potter-deniers, o-our response?
>>215504174nah you got btfo unc take the L
Watched movies for the first time lately, and they were abysmalHere is a Time Machine, let's forget about it afterwards. Here is an invisibility cloak, let's use it only for social engineering. Here is a teleportation spell with no limitations. Let's use it occasionally, mostly out of danger. Here is a recipe for luck potion. Let's use it once when it matters least. Here is a recipe for death potion. Yeah, let's not use it at all. Here is a story of deathly hallows. It doesnt matter really in the endFelt like watching game of thrones all over againAlso now I have a new phrase "Are you dumbledoring me?" when I am asking a direct question and get unnecessarily cryptic answer. Dumbledor was a shitty dead even in his death in Harry's limbo head
>secretly gay>afterschool classes in his locked office with his favorite male student>has 'moral disagreements' with his past male student and calls him and all his supporters evil>dies under suspicious circumstances by hand of another male student RELEASE THE DUMBLEDORE FILES
>>215492686Kek, very underrated.
>>215495620>>215502897>people still whining about the time-turnerIt's not a time-machine device. You can't actually change the past. And you can't go more than 3 days backwards. None of the plotholes attributed to it are valid.The Cursed Child isn't canon
>>215504638How would you feel if the new TV series goes back and fixes that plot hole?
>>215491022>AND ONE OF THE TEACHERS IS A WEREWOLF BUT TRUST ME HE’S A NICE GUY HE’S DEFINITELY GOT THAT UNDER CONTROL!Best dada teacher they ever had
>>215491084Phantom Thread was pretty magical
Why did the basilisk fang destroy horcruxes?Why didn't Tom Riddle's phantom just murder everybody at Hogwarts himself?Why did he use an anagram of his purportedly loathed muggle name for his new name/title?I don't understand what's going on.
>>215501795That movie is fine as a movie but a terrible zombie movie. The zombies in it are nothing like what the zeitgeist expects. They're interrent and immortal.
>>215505198It better fucking not be
>>215505482>Why did the basilisk fang destroy horcruxes?In original legend basilisks kill by sight because they are super-poisonous, so much that the vegetation around them withers and when stabbed with spear the poison climbs up the shaft and kills the wielder, so it follows that a super magic poison would destroy a horcrux.>Why didn't Tom Riddle's phantom just murder everybody at Hogwarts himself?He's a ghost.
>>215505612>He's a ghost He interacts with the physical realm and is sentient in present day. He's not even a wibbity wobbity like the other ghosts.I don't get it.
>>215505677He did need Ginny to kill the roosters and open the chamber for him though.
>>215505343>Leeds United and Leeds Rhinos fangrim
>>215505198>You can't actually change the past.PoA had them go back and change the past.>but it was a fixed time loopIt was still them, changing it. No one else went back in time, and threw rocks at themselves, or cast a spell to save themselves.
>>215505677>He interacts with the physical realmOnly when he gets more power by drinking Ginny's pure blood.
>>215505744That's the point though; why? There's no explicit reason he can't just leave the Chamber and go fuck about on his own. He seems wholly devoted to his "past, present and future" but just sits there like a retard for a century doing fuck all until he can look into the camera and dump exposition that ultimately serves no purpose. What was this retard's endgame?I already know the overarching answer of course, and all it really has to do with is that Rowling is a shit writer who was just making shit up to sell copies with no concrete story in mind, no different from your average shōnen manga author. But this was a new low. Until Goblet of Fire, of course.
>>215505856How did he drink the blood?
>>215503193sage in the context of image boards is not english thoughbeit
>>215505879He wasn't sitting in the chamber but in the diary. The question is, if Draco's dad had the diary, why didn't he tell him that voldedark is in Albania and also why didn't he teleport away from the dullest franchise in movie history.
>>215505932With his basilisk.
>>215491022sir... another child has been crushed into red paste by the whomping willow
>>215506002It's dumber than that, because Voldemort himself actually gives Lucius the diary somehow. Either as a back-of-the-head-face or a fetus, I don't know, but he does.And his endgame was... to re-open the Chamber of Secrets because... ? I can't help but think ol' Voldy is the least-threatening, most retard-prone antagonist in written history. He's a literal non-threat who loses due to his own stupidity, and not in a poetic, tragic sense like Macbeth. I mean he'a just an actual sub-60 IQ moron.God bless Ralph Fiennes for wearing that goofy makeup and hamming it up for such a stupid ass role.
>>215506099Tom is the basilisk?
>>215501738Both Night of the Living Dead and Day of the Dead, duh. Also Braindead, that one is kino.
>>215506175Voldy gave it to Lucius to keep his horcrux safe.Lucius gives it to Ginny because her dad is going after people for owning dark magical items without a loicense, thereby both getting rid of the artifact and hoping she'll get caught and create a scandal undermining Arthur's task force.
>>215506202>HAAAAAAAANK! THEY'RE GOING TO REANIMATE, HANK! YOU HAVE TO BURN THEM! HANK! HANK! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
>>215506285Not to mention, Lucius had no clue what it actually was. He knew it was powerful dark magic, but he didn't know it was a fragment of his master's soul.
>>215503087>dumbledore has an actual faceNot early enough.
>>215503424>He was literally teaching at the school when the CoS was opened the first time. Someone had been killed and the mystery was never resolved beyond sending Hagrid to Azkaban for like 20 minutes, btw Dumbledore never believed Hagrid was guilty and he eventually allowed him to work for the school. He might not have known that it was a snake but he knew there was a killer monster on the grounds for like 40 years that was never found. Plus they never actually tried finding the chamber of secrets after that, they just let it happen and moved on. He knew.He knew something happened. Dumbledore was not omniscient, he didn't know quite a few things about the castle. And as the magic school for the British Isles, conditions had to be truely dire to shut the school down.>These spells are bound to go around. Do you think older kids, dysfunctional families, etc don't wont share inappropriate shit with younger kids? Just like you probably were burning ants with a magnifying glass, salting snails and even burning cats alive, Slytherin kids were probably cruciatusing small animals in the bathrooms and abracadabriaing other student's pets. Kids learn and do fucked up shit regardless of whether or not it is directly taught in school.Indeed, but that's hardly Dumbledore's fault. N.E.W.T. level students are taught that they are dangerous to prevent their usage, but there's only so much you can do when the spell exists in the first place.
>>215503442>But... they weren't were they? The ministry sent potentially the most dangerous creature that they clearly have no real control over, to a school full of children to protect a single child. They could have sent Aurors and station them around the school if that was really necessary. It is like saying: in this normal high school we will have wild bears to protect you instead of security guards now, they're not allowed to come in the grounds but we don't really have means to prevent them from coming inside and mauling the children to death.Not to mention they could have just kept Harry out of the school, give him a security detail of 5 human bodyguards and home school him without putting hundreds of people at risk.It wasn't to protect Harry, it was to get Black. They wanted Harry safe, sure, but the primary goal was to get Black. They could have sent Aurors, yes, but the Ministry was rather incompetant and believed the dementors were controllable. And as he was only headmaster instead of leader of the government, Dumbledore could only do so much. Technically the dementors weren't even supposed to enter school grounds, they were supposed to patrol the perimeter, but again, uncontrollable.>This is the only semi fair one but not for the stupid reason you gave. I've been a teacher and in general children don't need to have full access to the headmaster's office. They can easily request a meeting through their teachers. Both in my high school and where I taught the Headmistress was behind two locked doors. However Hogwarts seems to foster a culture where kids DO get full access to their headmaster, so it is somewhat contradictory.He made himself relatively available, but most likely due to the stuff he kept in his office, he couldn't make it completely avaiable 24/7.
>>215503464>Yeah well, kids do not get access to a hot oven easily in schools do they? In functional schools they're not even allowed to play in the parking lot. It makes absolutely no sense to have an extremely dangerous, potentially murderous tree, anywhere on the grounds.That I don't really have a defense for, it was something planted, that served its purpose, and probably should've been removed. >Not only the dementors were in the school because he could potentially come, he does learn that he is inside the school when he attacks the Griffindor portrait/door. At this point he should have sent the kids home. He knew.Again, shutting down the school is a massive fucking decision, probably not one he can make himself.
>He absolutely knew this. You think Lupin wouldn't have had to ask for the very minor accommodation of being allowed to lock himself in for like a full week while there was a full moon and have Snape cover his classes during that time? Or do you think that teachers can just take time off without reporting to anyone? Not to mention that you seem to think that there was no contact between teachers at all. That makes no sense, teachers collaborate all the time, there are meetings about children's developments and problems. The whole staff must be informed that Lupin won't be available at certain times of the month and at least a handful (McGonagall, deputy headmistress) must know the exact reason.He did know, in fact it was because of Snape's potion skills that he was able to retain his mind during transformations. He locks himself away for a week, drinks the potion, and wouldn't harm anyone. He was shown to be one of the most effective DADA teachers the school had, so it was a win-win all around as long as Lupin drank the potion.>Fair that he gives points to the heroes or the world. The point system is unfair in general since he can do exactly that. Arbitrarily give points to some jerkoff to make them win.To be fair, in years prior that's what Snape would do for Slytherin
>>215491022You forgot the tens of thousands of poisonous man eating car sized spiders that live in the trees just outside.
>>215491327Hogwarts is clearly Victorian.
>>215505839>It was still them, changing it.They didn't change it because it had already happened. That's the point.>No one else went back in time, and threw rocks at themselves, or cast a spell to save themselves.That we're aware of. I don't want to get all pretentious but there was a good philosophy professor giving a lecture on causality and chronology etcThe subject of time loops came up (like this, the idea of something happening only because someone in the future reacting to it happening) and he basically said that there's no logical issue with their existence. The lingering question is well what causes one to happen in the first place? Answer: It doesn't really matter.
>>215506705>>215506791>>215506866>>215506899 >>215503424 (You)>He knew something happened. Dumbledore was not omniscient, he didn't know quite a few things about the castle. And as the magic school for the British Isles, conditions had to be truely dire to shut the school down.My brother in Christ, there was a murder in school grounds. That's not something you sort of know about. We had an anorexic girl try to off herself and every teacher learned about it because you have to start protocols on how to deal with the rest of the kids. We also had a weirdo kid who was semi aggressive and it was the same thing. Also the CoS is a well known legend and they all knew there was a monster that was meant to hunt down mudbloods. I don't remember how it plays in the book, but in the movie they show them carting out the cadaver of a child while Dumbledore makes eye contact with Tom Riddle. So OP is right>Indeed, but that's hardly Dumbledore's fault. N.E.W.T. level students are taught that they are dangerous to prevent their usage, but there's only so much you can do when the spell exists in the first place.No one said it was his fault. OP was just pointing out that it is absurd writing that such a dangerous spell is seemingly so easy to conjure and learn. Regardless of how it is learnt and who's responsibility it is. OP is right
>>215506705>>215506791>>215506866>>215506899>>215503424>It wasn't to protect Harry, it was to get Black. They wanted Harry safe, sure, but the primary goal was to get Black. They could have sent Aurors, yes, but the Ministry was rather incompetant and believed the dementors were controllable. And as he was only headmaster instead of leader of the government, Dumbledore could only do so much. Technically the dementors weren't even supposed to enter school grounds, they were supposed to patrol the perimeter, but again, uncontrollable.So, OP is right. Not to mention the reasoning was that the only reason Black would go to Hogwarts was to get Harry. So removing this high profile POI would mean that dementors around children were totally unnecesary in the first place.>He made himself relatively available, but most likely due to the stuff he kept in his office, he couldn't make it completely avaiable 24/7.So, I am right>That I don't really have a defense for, it was something planted, that served its purpose, and probably should've been removed.They could at least fence the fucking thing. So OP is right.
>>215506705>>215506791>>215506866>>215506899>>215503424>Again, shutting down the school is a massive fucking decision, probably not one he can make himself.Yes they can. Schools close over bomb, mass shooting threats. A friend of mine had her school shut down a few times because they were close to a jail and there were prisoner breakouts and in this case there was a presumed dangerous mass murderer inside the facilities.>He did know, in fact it was because of Snape's potion skills that he was able to retain his mind during transformations. He locks himself away for a week, drinks the potion, and wouldn't harm anyone. He was shown to be one of the most effective DADA teachers the school had, so it was a win-win all around as long as Lupin drank the potion.I think you are a different anon but I disagree with this. Lupin must have had his shit under control before Snape. Otherwise he couldn't possibly exist in society prior to coming to Hogwarts if every time there's a full moon he murders an entire town. Not to mention Snape is not the only capable potion maker in the whole world.>To be fair, in years prior that's what Snape would do for SlytherinYeah the point system is retarded. I had a math teacher try to do something like that and it became a joke within days. He'd give us negative points for being annoying and we asked him if we'd get a washing machine or an iron with 50 points.
>>215507775>My brother in Christ, there was a murder in school grounds. That's not something you sort of know about. We had an anorexic girl try to off herself and every teacher learned about it because you have to start protocols on how to deal with the rest of the kids. We also had a weirdo kid who was semi aggressive and it was the same thing. Also the CoS is a well known legend and they all knew there was a monster that was meant to hunt down mudbloods. I don't remember how it plays in the book, but in the movie they show them carting out the cadaver of a child while Dumbledore makes eye contact with Tom Riddle. So OP is rightHe is right in some ways, but the discussion of shutting down (not suspending, closing down) the only magical school in Britain is not a discussion to be had lightly. The next closest was France or Norway. Deaths have happened at schools before, and said schools have reopened eventually. CoS had the point of, if these can't be stopped, the school will be closed down entirely. >No one said it was his fault. OP was just pointing out that it is absurd writing that such a dangerous spell is seemingly so easy to conjure and learn. Regardless of how it is learnt and who's responsibility it is. OP is rightThat's more a question of worldbuilding. OP is right if you agree with him, he is wrong if you don't.
>>215504852saved kek
>>215491192.
>>215507797>So, OP is right. Not to mention the reasoning was that the only reason Black would go to Hogwarts was to get Harry. So removing this high profile POI would mean that dementors around children were totally unnecesary in the first place.The Ministry's fatal flow throught the entire book series was they wanted to show they had more control over a situation than they ever did. Removing Harry and locking him in a safe house with Aurors would say they don't have as much control over the situation as they were saying.>So, I am rightI mean, yeah, that was what I said.
>>215507820>Yes they can. Schools close over bomb, mass shooting threats. A friend of mine had her school shut down a few times because they were close to a jail and there were prisoner breakouts and in this case there was a presumed dangerous mass murderer inside the facilities.If the school board didn't want the school closed, Dumbledore couldn't force it closed. And keep in mind, as a boarding school, them kicking everyone out fumigating for Black, taking everyone in, just for Black to show up again, is not an easy decision.>I think you are a different anon but I disagree with this. Lupin must have had his shit under control before Snape. Otherwise he couldn't possibly exist in society prior to coming to Hogwarts if every time there's a full moon he murders an entire town. Not to mention Snape is not the only capable potion maker in the whole world.In universe Wolfsbane was expensive due to the ingrediants and skill needed, it was not widely available. Lupin, for most of his life, locked himself in a room. Keep in mind, werewolves in Harry Potter were supposed to be actual wolves, not the anthromorphic version of the movies, so they weren't impossible to keep locked up.
>this dude shamelessly replying to his own postsno wonder they removed the ip counter and hidden ID
>>215508730>>215508703Hmmmmmm
>>215492912He planted a violent tree to protect the tunnel to a boarded up shack so that Remus could wolf out in private as a student. Dumbledore made accommodations to allow Lupin to attend school and later on would tell Snape to make a potion that allows Lupin to maintain his control as a werewolf while working as professor.
>>215508888Quads confirm
>>215506625Can believe that was AI just two years ago
>>215509466Three
>>215509709And now they are generating photorealistic images. If only they could get those fucking hands right and remove this uncanny plastic look everything has.
>>215492370Holy hell, I miss ultra giga nigga.Take me back.
why didnt lupin inform the school about the marauder's map when they were worried about black? they could have someone look at the map at all times and just ambush black if he ever turns up, no dementors needed
>>215509929Multiple possible reasons, a way of protecting Harry since Harry was found with it, a way of protecting himself due to it most likely being risky if not illegal, Harry saying he saw Peter on there meaning Lupin wanted the map to himself..
>>215493760Considering people can regrow bones or be put back together after a teleportation accident rips them apart, I think everyone accepts that there is a certain amount of risk in everything that they do because of how relatively easy it is to undo all of that.
BARTY CROUCH...............................................................................................................JUNIORhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZxySVE92Ks
>>215509251How did he even get away with that? Did no one else see or question it?
>>215510405Hello father….KYAAAHH
>>215491022I'm rewatching the movies and this nigga literally cheats to make gryfindoor win multiple times, how did the other students just accept this?
>>215505198>time travel doesn't cause plot holes because there's actually no time travel involved because the time traveling had already happened before it happenedwhat level of retard are we on here?
>>215491022>BE CAREFUL THERE’S A HUGE SNAKE IN THE WALLSJust don't be a mudblood bro
>>215505482>Why did the basilisk fang destroy horcruxes?because it was convenient for Rowling
>>215510980>perfectly logical series of events happen>retards: "I don't understand this so it doesn't make sense and is a plot hole"
>>215510793>how did the other students just accept this?Non-gryffindors are literally the scum of the Earth and Dumbledore taught them to know their place.
>>215505343Not like he had much competition>voldemort's lackey disguised>a fraud dumbledore hired just to exposed>werewolf>voldemort's lackey disguised>government stooge>incel
>>215491192MINUS TEN POINTS FROM RAVENCLAW
>>215491192Anon said calmly
>>215510793In the last movie, they send all the Slytherin students to the dungeons because of what one fucking bitch said. I don't remember if that happened in the book
>>215497982>>215497997>>215498013>>215498050>>215498075
>>215506567This. The movies all but confirm that Voldy almost certainly never told anyone about his horcruxes due to his extreme paranoia. The best way to keep them safe was to never tell people he created them in the first place.
>>215511081>time travel>perfectly logicalI don't even need to say anything here.
>>215512128The fact that every single Slytherin alumni became a Death Eater sans Horus genuinely is a valid reason never to have someone sorted into the house again. Hell the movies even outright state that Salazar never agreed with the purpose of Hogwarts teaching magic to just anyone.
>>215491192>He didn't know that>He didn't know that>He didn't know that>He didn't know that>Dumbledore kind of forgot
>>215512548We know, you're dumb.
>>215493499You have The Howling franchise.
>>215491022what did he mean by this?
>>215512607keep coping.
>>215495620>>215497672>>215502897>>215505198Fundamentally, it's all part of the same problem. You need to understand JK Rowling as a product of her time, and that time was Blairite britain. Defined by managerial mediocrity, the insistence that nothing can ever possibly change, the complete lack of imagination, it all comes together to ensure Harry Potter remains the dullest possible franchise. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.a-at least the books were good though "No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>215510793What could the have done?
>>215512974abracadabra
>>215512974a revolt>Voldemort was right!
>>215497770>tournament between three schools, one entrant each>suddenly the host school decides to enter two students>somehow the other two schools are fine with this, even when hogwarts wins
>>215513065They weren't fine with it. They complained at the beginning, but magic contract yadda yadda meant Harry had to participate.
>page 9HOWEVER
>>215514015Kek
>>215491022for me it's>DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE SPOOKY BLACK EMACIATED CORPSE GHOSTS WHO LITERALLY EXIST TO SUCK OUT YOUR SOUL AND FEED ON YOUR HAPPINESS WHICH LEAVES YOU A HOLLOW HUSK OF A PERSON BEFORE FINALLY KILLING YOU>THEY ARE AUTHORIZED TO BE HERE BY THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC>CARRY ON YOUR DAY
>>215514190I love how evil yet incompetent the government is in this universe. Hagrid was sent to Azkaban without trial on the basis that "last time people were falling down (near) dead like this, we expelled him and it worked".
>>215491022What was Dumbledore's tax policy
>>215510532Supposedly only the Headmaster knew when Lupin was a student but the other staff are briefed when they hired him on as DatDA prof. Considering that Lupin was able to keep it mostly under wraps all through school and the fact that absolutely nobody aside from the potions teacher wanted the job, it went to Lupin.Snape was the only staff member that knew since his days as a student. As a prank, Serius Black sent Snape to the shack while Lupin was in wolf form to fuck with him. Harry's father was able to stop him last minute before he could be mauled. Since then, Snape has had it out for Lupin and eventually tells all of the school over breakfast Lupin's secret after the climax of that book.
>>215493839>American Werewolf in London is kinoIt's the height of kino just for Brian Glover telling the 'Remember the Alamo' joke in the pub
New copypasta?
>>215514317I dunno sounds like Rowling got the UK magical based justice system pretty accurate
This is going to be good
DEH!
>>215495620>In the 40s, the USA drops a bomb on a country to end the war>since then, we have had countless wars that could easily be stopped with a bomb>The USA and it's enemies refuse to drop a bomb. Interesting plot hole.>America is full of guns that are easy to get>People still get into fist fights and get attacked when they could be strolling the streets with concealed weaponsHarry Potter plot holes are funny until you start looking at the current world and realize why stupid shit happens.
>>215514317Wait I forget why did the snake stop attacking?
>GOONING IN THE DUNGEON
>>215518196Riddle didn't want the school closed down. so he framed Hagrid and never opened the chamber again.
>>215517101I think foreign policy is bit more complicated and nuanced than "just drop another nuke lol"
>>215518254America's mistake was letting other countries develop them. Should have gone all in while they were the only ones who had it.
>>215518413America's mistake was not nuking the entire Japan. Because of it anime was created.
>TROON!!!>THERE'S A TROON IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM!!!!!ummmm wtf did Rowling mean by this??
>>215518634Should have just nuked Moscow while they had the chance too. Fuck the Cold War, total global takeover.
>>215518634If you don't like anime what are you doing on this anime website?
>>215491192>>AND ONE OF THE TEACHERS IS A WEREWOLF BUT TRUST ME HE’S A NICE GUY HE’S DEFINITELY GOT THAT UNDER CONTROL!>He didn't know thatYou're literally wrong and a faggot.>God forbid Dumbledore to give points to the literal heroes of the world.This is based, though.
>>215493030>SIX MILLION POINTSI say he only deducted like 271k points and that's pushing it
>>215518697Hearty kek
>>215492972>hogwarts legasseBAM! Kick it up a notch!
>>215518697KEK
>>215511509wait so the same teacher teaches their subject to all classes, year 1 to year 7?
>>215510380>people can regrow bones or be put back together after a teleportation accident rips them apartbut wizards still have to wear glasses?
>>215491022>GIANT SENTIENT MAN-EATING SPIDERS IN THE SCHOOL GROUNDS!
>>215509929>>215510191or maybe just create another mapthey made the first one when they were teenagers… it can't be that hard
>>215491192Dementors were signed off on by Dumbledore as a protection against Sirius Black.Dumbledore DID know about Lupin being a werewolf and even supplied him with a potion to stop his transformations.
>>215519764To be fair, the forbidden forest is not even school grounds. It's explicitely FORBIDDEN to the children. It's more like a magical natural habitat where unicorns and centaurs n shiet can live.
>>215491192>Director of the school knows nothing about what is going on in the schoolYou've only proved OP's point, midwit.
>>215493499Just watch Van Helsing and Underworld, both starring then hot Kate.
>>215514317>in this universe
>>215493753I want a tv show about the interfaith Q division faramir works for. Just researching supernatural shit and developing weapons to help the actual secret religious FBI agents kill vampires and shit. Going through the wreckage after the action to identify weaknesses or do autopsies. It's my favorite scene in the whole movie just because of the concept that all the religious groups are tacitly cooperating to fight evil monsters worldwide
>>215503424> Just like you probably were burning ants with a magnifying glass, salting snails and even burning cats alive
>>215492234while stretching his legs
>>215493760>HIV POSITIVE BVLL! IN THE TOILETS!
>>215519694>this is Prof Snape>he teaches potions to hundreds of students, all year long>and this is Prof Hooch>she shows the first years how to fly a broom at the begining of the year, and then she remains on the payroll until next year
>>215491022what if a family doesn't have the ressources to pay for tuition and year-long lodging in a medieval castle for their child?they send him to muggle school?
>>215491192only a harry potter fan would know all of this and harry potter fans are all nazis
>>215511509barty jr missed his calling he should've been a teacher. they learned a fuckton from him. too bad he had daddy issues
>>215512942really embarrassing troon commentary
these threads are always a mix of movie only and movie&book combo chads I never know how to respond
>>215520207She’s the quidditch coach so yea like any other school the sports coaches are shit teachers
>werewolf teacherHnnnnngh imagine the knot.....
>>215503193Fucking tourist
>I WILL NOW DESIGNATE THE STUDENTS TO THEIR HOUSES>COUGH>CHADS AND STACIES TO GRYIFFINDOR>NERDS TO RAVENCLAW>WASTE OF SPACE TO HUFFLEPUFF>and...>NAZIS, CHUDS, SCHOOL SHOOTERS AND INCELS TO SLYTHERIN>ANY QUESTIONS??????
>>215520480Book Chad here
>>215519155Strange, Hermione looks white here. Funny that.
>>215491084It's literally a plot point of Book 2 that Malfoy's dad has control of the PTA lol
>>215512942A daring synthesis
>>215505839No they didn't change anything, it was an entirely closed loop.So you can only actually fix a situation if you're already in it wearing a time turner and are able to fix it on a single run around. You can't come in externally to like a murder or something and then crank it back.
>>215518413Unless you nuke everyone who develops a functional understanding of atomic theory then someone is going to be able to develop a bomb and even with satellites the USA is not an omniscient illuminati that can observe everywhere effectively. FR though we should have done Operation Unthinkable and eradicated the Puccian filth once and for all.
>>215519810If those things decide to attack there is nothing stopping them. They could probably kill 30 kids before being killed.At least put some fences around the woods or some magic protective shit or something..
>>215520480Wait until the TV series fixes all the mistakes and plot holes and it's gonna be even weirder
>>215491192kwab
HARRY POTTER DID YOU USE REPARO ON LILTH TROONINGTON'S GROIN? XE'S SUING THE SCHOOL TO PAY FOR THE RETRANSITION SURGERY! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THE MINISTRY IS RIDING MY ARSE FOR THIS LITTLE STUNT? AND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING ABOUT THE SCHOOL IN THE DAILY PROPHET! IF YOU DON'T MAKE A PUBLIC APOLOGY WE MIGHT LOSE OUR GRINGOTTS FUNDING!But extremely based Harry, 6 million points to Gryffindor.
>“Harry Potter, you’ve stretched your legs into trouble one times too many!” bellowed Dumbledore, serenely.> “Stretch your legs up here, to receive your punishment.”>Glumly, Harry began stretching his legs towards the teachers table.>Meanwhile, Dumbledore has stretched his legs out of his throne and is speaking to the whole school.> “Listen you little shits. I’m tired of your shenanigans and tomfoolery. Students out of bed past 7:30, OR before 7:30. Reading the naughty books in the adults only section of the school’s library. Second helpings of buttered toast at breakfast! Oh you thought I wouldn’t see it but I seen it!” >Dumbledore ranted in a mild fashion, stretching his legs back and forward as he gently berated his students with facts and logic.>“I’m going to let Filch bring back corporal punishment. And here he comes now, with the device”>Filch squibbishly wheels out some sort of medieval torture rack, so full of glee that his legs almost bounce as he stretches them.>The last few stretches of Harry’s legs up the stairs to the punishment zone (formerly the teacher’s table) seem to take forever in his terror.>Filch straps in first one if Harry’s feet, then the other foot, then the first one again, properly this time, stretching Harry’s legs to make him fir in the device. >Dumbledore stretches his legs until he is close to Harry. Exploding stars of madness are visible, swimming in his gentle eyes, behind his half moon glasses. >“I’ll teach you to fall asleep in Professor Bins class, you rat fuck cunt,” he hisses, calmly.>“Filch. Stretch his legs.”
>>215521991Where's the source that the TV series will fix the plot holes?
>>215522271I really want a crossover where he's also the trinity killer, but in hogwarts
>>215522271Check out those manpaws.
>>215522476>>215522438Answer the question.
>>215521117>me and the boys getting up and walking to our table
>>215522269Bless you, Dumbleanon.
All this shitty half-baked lore and we're somehow still discussing it decades later
>hogwarts is the safest place harry can be>dingleberry and all the strong wizards frequently missing from hogwarts>moldybutt free to enter and leave as he pleasesdid dumbledore want harry to die?
>>215503424Reminder 2 of the unforgivable curses were created by Snape
>>215522271>>215522599>Where's the source that the TV series will fix the plot holes?Yes anon, the series will finally address the massive gaping plot hole that magic isn't real, and that "Hogwarts" is an elaborate fantasy imagined by Harry to repress the fact that he was sexually abused by his uncle for ten years in that little room under the stairs.Hopefully it will also address the gaping plot hole in Rowling's own narrative, namely that she is a satanic fag enabler whose own "LGBT" advocacy is directly responsible for many of the mentally ill perverts now invading women's restrooms whom she claims to oppose.
>>215519694>>215520207to be fair, it's a small school with about 2 classes worth of students per yearclasses like potions are optional past year 5, so maybe 1 class for each of years 6 and 7they have potions maybe twice a week?therefore Snape would only have about 24 classes to teach every week
guysi read the first bookthere's so much they leave out of the movie you're better off not even watching the movie.like did you know there's a scene where harry whips out his wand and goes "WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA" and levitates fluffy into space, never to be heard from again? and hagrid's suspicious so he leads an investigation but harry keeps outsmarting him. in the end, hagrid never finds out.
>>215491192>they hated him for revealing the truth
>make a creative, well thought out, and interesting HP thread>four posts and it’s archived>stream of consciousness shitpost has 300 replies
>>215523315>Doesn't know WL doesn't work on organic matter. Mudbloods? more like muttbloods lmao
>>215523495>my thread was interesting, it's just that no one was interested in it
>>215505482the real plot is the the basilisk poison should have killed harry since he was a horcrux and jk rowling never convinced anyone how he was about to live this one (she said something that it need to be meant)
>>215505612yet when moaning myrtle jump in her toilet the book clearly says that water splashes, also she keep flooding the bathroom so ghost can interact with the physical world
>>215506285AND YETdobby goes to warn harry potter about his being in danger because lucius gave a book to the weasley (how did he even find harry and why didnt the dead eater uses elves to find the potters/harry/voldemort)
>>215523167Wait since when is the TV series being done by Netflix?
>>215523714>how did he even find harry and Elf magic>wizard magic>why didnt the dead eater uses elves to find the potters/harry/voldemortDeath eaters didn't value elf magic because racism
>>215523495It's mostly because of>>215491192
>>215491022>AND REMEMBER THE POINTS DON’T MATTER I WILL ARBITRARILY CHOOSE THE WINNER AND JUST GIVE THEM ENOUGH POINTS TO WIN!He's just unfucking Snape's over the top favoritism.
>>215523495NEEEEEEERD
>>215523940>Snape favoritism, Slytherin points are unjustly inflated>Dumbledore counter-favoritism, Gryffindor's points are also inflated>meanwhile, Revenclaws and Hufflepuffs:
>>215503521I look like this, thoughever.
>>215524175Those two houses are full of good little cucks and clapped with joy when Dumbledore made Gryffindor win instead of Slytherin anyway
>>215524215Were you the guy above?
>>215503521>this projectionkek
>>215524175>Revenclaws and HufflepuffsThe who?
>>215523108You didn’t watch the final one
>>215523872still people in the minstry (crouch) could have used his house elf to locate black, but he didnt and one else did. the blacks had a black elf, why didnt bellatrix use it to locate whoever she wanted to find when she tortured the longbottomwhy did dobby go see harry and not dumbledore or anyone in the ministry about the diary, why harry? none of the event about that book are linked to harry, there is 0 reason for dobby to go warn harry, he has only cause to warn the weasley about their daughter being in danger or even dumbledor about hogwart being in danger, not harry (lucius give book to ginny, QUICK GOTTA WARN HARRY BECAUSE HE IS FRIEND WITH THE WEASLEY YET I SHOULDNT KNOW ANY OF THAT)
>>215523495See >>215508888OP has been doing this too
>>215491192You must be fun at party's!
>>215521472
>>215503424>just like you were burning cats alive...What? That's not a normal thing kids do
>>215520468Go back newfag
>>215491192Go back
Over 90% of Harry Potter fans are women. This thread is full of women.
>>215524814We hate the series though and are making fun of the inconsistencies?
>>215491255Why did they shop the frog amazon
>>215491022I love how wizards are kinda crazy like that, makes magic feel more occult and dangerousI hate settings where magic is just science and wizards are super logical and basically the scientists of their worldMaybe the Harry Potter world is like this too but I don't care to argue, I only watched the first 4 movies
>>215524653Ukraine is by all metrics winning and Ruzzia is getting buckbroken from every side but sure Ivan keep your delusions up youll win the years old 3 day military operation any day now
>>215524990
>Stop dumbling, Harry, or you'll end up like me.
>>215525259Russians aren’t white
>>215525657Indeed my fellow keyboard warrior..
>>215491192Dumbledore apology is not permitted on this board
>>215499425>I am the potion bitch
>>215491192Why reply with fake facts?
>>215493499Werewolf at Night.
>>215499058hehe
>>215491192Now that the dust has settled. Why did he do it?
>>215523591a feather is organic matter, turdblood.
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