Fake News EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>215537622
star trek sex with shran
>>215569702jej
star trek sex with green women
>>215569707
Voyager may not be the best Trek show, but it sure is comfy.
what i think star trek needs is to take a few year and then launch with series that focuses on the enterprise j and its crew frame it the same way TOS and TNG where framed dont make several joke episodes a season and for the love of god make the sets look homey and comfy instead of a cold uncomfortable all business ship and for christ sake dont try to make ti super dramatic star trek is best when its telling real human stories like really this isnt hard
>>215569841Shran and Archer have good screen chemistry.
>>215569900i one million percent disagree lol. in fact that's a factor of why I became "sex with shran"brained in the first place
star trek gooning to armus
game of thrones and its consequences have been a disaster for modern TV
This makes TNG anachronisitc now.There's no way Picard would choose to be bald if this exists in the future.Another Trek show ruined.
>>215569867I've seen every episode of Voyager and I never noticed that fucking tattoo on Chakotay. Googling him and he has that tattoo in seemingly every scene.Was that always there?What the fucking christ? How do I watch 170+ episodes without seeing that shit?
In the end, I think that everyone hates the concept of the Trill. I mean they write Ezri as a Trill who had no intention of being joined but she was the only one nearby. They talk about how big of a deal it is then they just throw the Dax symbiote in her because fuck it, gotta save old slug.I do laugh at the idea that they shoved it up Riker's box that one time for negotiations.
>>215570237>triggered hair growth in bald mice i remember when people claimed to be growing ears on mice too
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>>215570273>everyone hates the concept of the Trillexcept the producers huffing their own fucking farts thinking they can make it work despite failing every time
>>215570270the Mugabe Effect strikes again!
What does mirror /trek/ look like? Gul Dukat was wrong posts and Shran hand holding?
>>215570328everyone only discussing nutrek. Dukat and Shran wouldn't ever be mentioned except to point out how problematic they were
>>215570273yeah that episod "Equilibrium" (which I must say is one of the worst eps of DS9 as any Jadzia episode usually is) making a bit fucking deal about how joined Trills are the MENSA of Trills, and for Joran Dax joining to be such a ghastly thing to happen, and then to retcon it by saying "meh anything will do".Remember when this nigga had the Dax symbiont for a few hours and then when Jadzia got to meet all her former hosts they completely ignored him? On top of that I'm pretty sure before that, that the separation of the symbiont and host would cause instant death - and all of a sudden it's just "nah it's gotta be like 12 hours for some reason". Yeah but Jadzia sucked. At least Ezri was QT QT QT! They gave her like 4 centric episodes in a row in S7 though which was a bizarre decision.Prodigal Daughter, The Emperor's New Cloak and Field of Fire were all dogshit but at least we got some nice Kira-Ezri lesbo action in The Emperor's New Cloak.
>>215570358That actually sounds awful.
>>215570273>everyone hates the concept of the TrillI don't. The writers fucked it up by overdoing it. >>215570379>Remember whenI do, and you don't. If you did, you'd know Joran was represented through Sisko.Nah, the Trill are cool. They should have kept Curzon-Odo around for all the wacky shenanigans Jadzia was too incompetent for.
>>215570672should have kept dax around cause the actress was drop dead gorgeous
>>215570672>Nah, the Trill are cool[citation needed]there is literally no good aspect or episode having to do with the details or lore of being a Trill. they're just fucking retarded and boring as a concept. the only interesting thing you can do with them is stuff like the original episode with Crusher. it doesn't work as anything but a gimmick.
>>215570724Cast her as a dabo girl or something. That's the kind of acting she actually excels at, doing girltalk instead of technobabble
>>215570724Aye, but that only gets Jadzia so far. The character could have been awesome if Farrell could act. But she couldn't, so what we got was frustrating.>>215570772Opinion noted and discarded.
>>215570391That's basically how That Other Place is
>>215570358
>>215570270You don't remember Q giving himself a bigger tattoo than Chakotae?
>>215571414Calm down Geordi.
>>215570831We already hava a dabo whore
>>215569896the only guy left who can pull it off is dick wolf and hes busy
>>215571629who be this? she looks like a nice lady
>>215570237picard is allergic to Retinax
>>215570237That mouse is fucking huge
>I won't beg for my life. It belongs to you. I only want you to understand what's happened to me. I'm a different person now. A better person.
>>215570237>shave mouse>rub some goop on it>hair magically grows backIf you're dumb enough to believe this then you probably think modern Star Trek is good.
what's the name of the vulcan that Quark chats up?
>>215571629Yes, but there is no such thing as "too many dabo girls".
>>215569896at this point they need to ignore the enterprise and pick a different ship, just don't make it retarded like STD or LDthis allows you to not step on established canon while also being able to revisit already shown eras
>>215572332Sakonna
>>215570237This was already answered by Gene. In the future, they don't care. You do not watch star trek, you don't even like star trek. You are a CBS shill.
>>215570672>If you did, you'd know Joran was represented through Sisko.wasn't that the murderer, not the guy who stole the slug?
>>215572382I find her...alluring.
>>215569996Archer didn't have good screen chemistry with anyone. The writers trying to force sexual tension between him and T'Pol was some of the cringiest shit in Trek.
>enter the neutral zone>cloak onproblem?
>>215572515>I might agree if this was Florida, or Singapore, but it's not, is it.
>>215572398Cope from Roddenberry in the pre-minoxidil era. Why wouldn't they care? Hair objectively looks better than no hair. We're not Pak Protectors.
>>215572515precisely
>Up in da club>Where you chillin for the summer, homie?>Up in da club>Jumpin out the stretch Hummer runnin'>Up in da club>Fly ladies from wall to wall>Up in da club>With my beats I'm fadin all a y'all>Up in da club
>>215572455Yes.>>215572482>inb4 you get drunk under the table and pon farr'd into the deckplating
>>215572731you got a bee on your hat
>>215572890Ponytail Worf Y/N?
Rank Worf's look from best to worst.
>>215572776lol
>>215572940>>215572979Going to have to go with the targ tail
>>215572368the enterprise j is very far into the future it wont have those problems
>>215573001very far into the future is a problem on its own
>>215572979Worst is early TNGBest is late TNG/movies/DS9
>>215573032in what way? lets assume we are ignoring discovery and "the burn"
>a baby born on a dilithium rich planet is so in tune with the crystals and their [technobabble] that when he feels grief, they all "go inert" throughout the galaxy and cause warp core breachesThis isn't Star Trek, this is NuWho
>>215573083the tech progression. by the end of voyager they had transwarp figured out. that alone eliminates the need for trekking.
>>215573147this is why we are ignoring the burn cause its a retarded concept contrived into existence so they could say something "interesting" happened
>no one's gonna bend or rape mewhat did Linkin Park mean by this?
>>215570237Star Trek has been its own timeline since WW3 didn't break out in the 1990's. And the canon reason Picard chose to be bald is nobody cares about your hairline in the 24th century. It's the same reason there are no Pride flags in the future. Who gives a shit if you're gay or bi or whatever.
>>215572979Growing a thicker beard & gaining facial weight really helped Dorn. Early Worf looks awful.
>>215573297Early skinny Worf doesn't even look like Michael Dorn. You could tell me his actor was recast for a lookalike and I'd believe you.
>>215572628What cope? Gene had hair.
>>215572776>Yes.yeah but anon as referring to how the slug thief wasnt represented as a personality, he wasn't talking about joran-the murderer-sisko
>>215573344it pains me how skinny dorn is nowadays
>look out window>see thisWhat do anons?
>>215573424He was only wearing the bellyworm for less than an hour. How much of that dude's personality made it into the worm is up for debate, but it wasn't much other than soulcrushing loneliness.
So let me get this straight: all these starships went into battle against the board with families still aboard? They didn't think to drop them off at a starbase or Federation friendly planet on the way?
>>215573792They send in the women and children first, it's the Starfleet way!
>>215569841poetic
>>215573792You mean the Borg? It's always been a plothole whenever a ship like the Ent-D goes charging into battle when it's establish there are families and young children on board>That time Picard came within one second of blowing up the ship if the Romulans(?) didn't back down>I still can't be fully sure if he was bluffing or not>Even Riker was like "is this nigga serious"
>>215573869Picard hates children though? When you think about it that is what drives him into suicidal rampages!>If I'm going down I'm glad I'm taking as many as those little shits with me as I can!
>>215573869Yes, meant the Borg. It is a weird thing to have families on any vessels. I get that they're supposed to be on a mission of piece, but a lot of shit is going down in space.
>>215572515>sexual tension between him and T'Poltheir relationship was just weird, was it sexual? was it respect? then just nothing? all this while she's getting rizzed by some space southerner kek.
>>215574129Based lineup
>>215574129Oh yeah its a climbing episode
>>215574129>Worf has to decide AGAIN if he's going to do his job or be peer pressured by Klingon faggotryso. fucking. sick of this shit. get a new plotline god damn.
>>215574034That’s why sent Riker away on so many dangerous away missions. Not because he needed to stay on ship, but because Numbah Wan was a liability. He was already accused of rape once.>>215574085Kirk would never stand for kids being in harm’s way. That’s why his ship was much smaller and staffed mostly by redshirts.
>>215574129>Kino>Hated for some reason unbeknownst to me>Kira is somehow able to beat the shit out of Klingons>The Voyager crew pissed me off in this episode. Acting like the aliens were the bad guys for resurrecting the corpse they just left in space.>Phlox has a chud son
>>215574467>Hated for some reason unbeknownst to meIt was an idiot plot. A literal idiot plot. And not a fun one like Datalore either. By that point Geordi had barely done anything cool. So when he finally gets an episode, dude gets kidnapped by the dumbest race in the galaxy.
>>215574388>i resignno>okayworf is lame
I want the administrative part of Odo's job and I want his cozy little office. I don't want to physically confront criminals though.
>>215574388The filename "Kevin" and a fictional alternate reality life on /tv/ has, in combination, made me imagine of in the Sopranos... Tony went into a coma and visited the DS9 racist past instead. I'm telling you the YTP is making itself in my head.
>>215574854don't let your dreams be dreams
>>215574854What's YTP and why is it significant?
>>215574825What if you had his powers?
>>215574932Those powers don't seem to bring happiness.
watched star trek tng for the first time yesterday and in one episode they brought an infection that makes you drunk and horny to their ship and all got infected and none of them, not a single member of the crew suggested that maybe they should wear some kind of protection or announce a lockdown. is it gonna get better in later seasons?
>>215575041odo was a retard who never utilized his powers to the full extent.If he wanted to fuck Kira so much he could transform himself into her and masturbate in front of a mirror.
>>215575105he didnt want to fuck Kira so much he wanted her to love him you dipshit
>>215575082A spaceship is at lockdown by default.
>>215575105I think he did a lot of stuff like that off cam.
>>215575170then he should have transformed himself into Vedek Bareil
>>215573627Kick the inside of the window to hopefully shake him off.
>>215575082Protection from what? STDs don’t exist in the future. You’ll figure that out once you get to know Riker better. And that episode was a remake/sequel of a TOS episode. Which was even sillier.
>>215575204they were running around like idiots when they should've been locked in their quarters
Ever wonder if Quark's holosuites had any crew member NPCs?
The beginning of TOS is funny, there is no shuttle bay and someone dies in nearly every episode. I also agree with the network's decisions on the original pilot being a bit too much for a new audience and episodes like space hookers with Mr. Mudd were a little strange for TV. Also the hamfisted explanation of the moral they were trying to show were funny.
>>215575082If series, I feel sorry for you watching Season 1 first. Start with season 3 and then go back if you're interested, you also watched one of the worst episodes from season 1 (the worst season)
>>215575277Harry got an STD
>>215575300no chance. except for that teleporter malfunction that one time.
>>215575372I started with TNG season one and more than anything I was mystified by what was happening on my screen. I didn’t believe it was a real show.
>>215569823Pond scum green women.Imagine the smell.No thanks.
>>215574100Archer gave her a bunch of weird looks, especially in the first season, that she logically ignored.
that reminds me I was gonna write an essay about how Shran and Archer are not friends and them being "bros" or whatever they were going for totally fucking flopped.
>>215575300He had Kira's body with his own head attached to it.
cant hook up with the same worm twice but totally fine to burn 3 lifetimes mucking around in starfleet. dax fucking sucks
>>215575968Dax sucksand Trill blow
>>215574892A lost art of cinema, from a previous iteration of the World Wide Web...
>>215576010wouldn't you say that guy dutifully making Trek/Sopranos edits to this very day is making YTP? or is that a different genre?
>>215574100She moved in and fell in love with him in the third season Enterprise episode "Twilight".
>>215574892lurk moar
>>215575968That’s a good point. Imagine getting a whole new body and going right back to your old job. And now there’s weird sexual tension with your old brother in arms because you have a vagina now.
>>215575706you already have
>>215576046ngl I was actually kinda buying their relationship in that one future scenario. but it would never work on the show. I didn't even buy it when they invented a love interest for him and they fucked on a mountaintop or whatever. Archer's just too lame
https://youtu.be/Mw3SV6U_p0Q?si=0mTncWnu8EDQ_7mUBest TNG episode.
>>215570270Are you acoustic?
>>215576112i mean a real essay with a thesis and every single point laid out and evidence from the show supporting it, not just me shooting off at the mouth
>>215576173I think it'd be a waste of effort and you would be better suited doing something more positive
>>215576321the thing is: I enjoy arguing my opinion and also, when I was giving my impressions about Enterprise as I was watching it, several anons said they found my commentary entertaining so on the whole it actually would be positive
>>215569896What Star Trek needs is for audiences to let go of franchises and care about writing. That's not going to happen. It's dead Jim.
>>215576133I think the relationship he had with the alien scientist in the episode "Civilization" was quite credible, and I was actually hoping that he would have taken her up to the Enterprise, at least temporarily.
>>215576418... It would have made a rather interesting mini-arc for the series to have her on the ship until she either decided to leave, or was killed off after another episode or three.
Here's something many here may find interesting...NASA just activated the Earth Defense Force ahead of 31-Atlas arrivalhttps://youtu.be/CHf9ARHQUng
>>215576153KekFunny stuff!
O'Brien called Sisko the best captain in Starfleet. Picard btfo
James T. Kirk flew his unrefined dilithium starship up to Gamma Trianguli VI. "Damn I love being captain" he said, punching a savage villager as he materialized on the surface. "I think we shouldn't interfere with these natives" said Spock. "Shut up green-blooded libtard" came the reply from behind the veil of the transporter beam. "Please captain" said the emotionless science officer, "Gamma Trianguli VI is the ancestral land of the indigenous red people, where they have lived in an entirely innocent utopia for thousands of years. They don't even know what sin is.""Sounds like WOKE NONSENSE to me" guffawed Kirk, his very presence introducing red-blooded American virility into the ecosystem as he cracked an illegal romulan ale. "This is Federation country now, boy" he proclaimed before shooting villagers with an unregistered phaser rifle. The other natives scattered in terror, sheltering their nonbinary two-spirit kin from the energy beams and slurs that now rippled through the treeline. "Kek" said Kirk, stuffing a corbomite torpedo into the Enterprise weapons bay. "This is based. Wait until 4chan hears about this"
according to the book the producers went to Paramount ready to fight them about letting Sisko be bald and the execs were just like "fine, whatever" and everyone was so flabbergasted and happy. makes me wonder what went on at the beginning that they didn't let him be bald from the start
when was it determined that Tholians are some type of insectoid race?
>>215577523I thought it was a few reasons>they didn't want Brooks to look like he did on Spenser: For Hire>they didn't want two bald captains at the same time (well, Sisko was a commander, but you get what I mean)>they wanted Sisko to look like a TV sitcom dad
>>215577523Respectability politics. Want to make a nice first impression with middle class white america. This was less than a year after the LA riots.
ok another amusing thing I read in the book is that apparently fans were upset at Kira's new uniform not being an ugly padded piece of shit saying that it diminished her into a "Baywatch bimbo" meanwhile this uniform is still ugly as fuck and even Nana had complained that the old uniform was uncomfortable to move in so her and the costume designer just came up with the new one in their own and the producers had nothing to do with it. can't wait to read about what the fans said when she started wearing the actual catsuit lol
>>215577832oh also and the producers' argument which I agree with is that she is more comfortable in her role and doesn't have to seem so mannish and hostile anymore so it's OK for her to look hot
DS9 is the least sexy trek and its not even close
watching TNG after a long pause, started off with The Best of Both Worlds.fucking star trek is just great manToS is still my fave. but fuck, i can't believe how far we've fallen in entertainment.
are there any other vertabrates that dont have vaginas or cloacas?cant even imagine the conditions that would have a species evolve to give live birth out of cyst on their spine.
in like 30 minutes you can watch yet another Star Trek plot where Worf is a huge fucking faggot oh no Martok is corrupting him to acting against the Federation's interests because he's actually a Changeling oh no scrap that idea actually Martok is a Changeling whatever whatever fuck Worf
>>215578473sorry I meant Gowron
anyone have the porthos version?
Fuck yeah S4 DS9>better theme song>better set lighting>bald sisko>worf>bigger budget
>I made a fool of myself in there. I shouldn't have let them confuse me, rattle me.
>>215578473You seem to hate a lot about DS9 for someone cripplingly obsessed with itWorf is based. Fuck you.
