Re-Animator vs. De-Animator: Bloodlines editionPrevious >>215582863
Bleh!
I watched this last night and it didn't live up to its premise. The camera work was straight up amateurish at times and the plot wasn't very well thought out or clever. The chubby Swedish girl was cute though.
>>215592282*crunch*Bleh
Don't mind me, I'm just waiting on 4k remasters of:>The Dentist 1 & 2(1996-1998)>The Fly (1986)>Inferno (1980)>Frankenhooker (1990)>The Blind Dead series (1972-1975)>Bad Taste (1987)>The Lair of the White Worm (1988)>Gothic (1986)>The Devils (1971)>Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (1990)>Scarecrows (1988)>Manhunter (1986)>Phantom of the Paradise (1974)>The Prowler (1981)>Wishmaster series (1997-2002)>Masters of horror (2005 - 2007)>Elves (1989)>Critters 1 & 2 (1986-1988)>Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)>Carnosaur (1993)>Pieces (1982)>The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988)>Cube (1997)>Blood Dolls (1999)>Gozu (2003)>Roger Corman’s Poe Cycle (1960-1964)>Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)>Maximum Overdrive (1986)>Night Flier (1997)>Near Dark (1987)>Shadow of the Vampire (2000)>Stage Fright (1987)
Write the plot of the movie where the killer wears this mask
>>215592306The first legit slasher. Great vibes, not a great film.
> I directed a comedy horror shortfilm once :(
Don't you love when a horror film just absolutely drips in style?
>>215592396He can smell his victims long before they ever see him coming>Tagline: The nose knows… when you’re next!
>>215592423Your life is a comedy horror shortfilm
>>215592235still waiting >>215592213
>>215592370>Frankenhooker (1990)Frank Henenlotter movies are always popular here, but the general favorite seems to shift around a lot. This year it's definitely Frankenhooker, while last year Brain Damage was the most talked about. I don't think I've seen it mentioned once this year
>Horror Movie>Bottom text: BloodlineCan we all agree that once a horror series hits that point it's time to retire it? Hellraiser, Wong Turn, Final Destination, etc.. didn't need so many entries.
>>215592396A scientist who can smell crimes before they happen. The movie includes multiple nude scenes with a female lead that involve full penetration, which is shown uncensored
>>215592444I lost interest after the second out of frame killSHOW GORE YOU DUMB WOP
I'm not even half way through my watchlist and it's the 30th.
>>215592557What, a hysterical woman screaming and sobbing for an hour didnt reel you in?Only the yellow woman provided me any visual pleasure, and she had wayyyyy too much clothing on
>>215592557ok but you didn't name 3 (three)
>>215592613Not him. Replied to you anyway. Who watches Tubi originals? Psychos....
>>215592679well I saw Cabin Girl and you should too
>>215592423Cabin Anon?
>>215592718Is that better or worse than Lowlifes? Because that was trash
>>215592780no idea, only two tubi originals i saw are Cabin Girl and festival of the living dead
RL Stine Pumpkinhead was a tubi movie.
>>215592780Lowlifes is the number #1 Tubi film and ir is not even close
Should I watch Re-Animator? I like Lovecraft and am ok with some comic gore like Braindead but I don't like excessive brutality.
>>215592444Lol did you work on the new Hell House or something? Bury the Bride Play Dead LowlifesNot great films, but all much better than Hell House Lineage.
>>215592912Don’t bother. 80’s nostalgia slop.
>>215592912Yes. From Beyond too.
>>215592396>movie starts in the 1950s>Americans turn on their TV to see a news broadcast of a politician delivering a speech about the great new policies being implemented that will strengthen the country>half the people tuning in are disturbed and confused by the grotesque mask he's wearing, other half see a normal person>cut to the 70s and now a third of US politicians are wearing this mask while making speeches about how they're working on all the problems that have occured since the 50s>cut to the 90s, 60% of politicians now wear the mask, while 10% wear other grotesque masks that are slowly becoming accepted as normal>the problems of before are now so entrenched that they too are considered normal and no longer solveable>cut to 2000s+, every American politician is wearing some kind of grotesque mask, making speeches declaring the old problems to have been a strength and a goal all along, and that more and more will be introduced >the younger generations are now progressively crazier and more self-destructive, becoming demonic and unrecognizeable, while the people of the 50s realize they've been watching Hell develop around them all this time, which everyone is now trapped inDirected by John Carpenter
Iconic duo for a film
Hell House LLC really thought it was significant enough of a series to do this universe wank shit in Lineage, while delivering the same old tired catholic priest vs demons trite.
>>215592967Another nostalgic slop
>>215592958Retard with bad taste. Fuck off.
>>215592958Fair opinion but I don't mind 80s nostalgia even if it's slop-y>>215592967Alright thanks.
>I'm gonna slit your eyelids in half so you don't blink when I stab you in the face.GOAT'd Ghostface line
>>215592912Yes. Also has Barbara Crampton fully nude. Zoomers wouldn't dare.
>>215592992I don’t mind it desu. Haven’t seen the newest movie but still.
Current lineup for tomorrow morning:>Hell House LLC: Lineage>Home For Rent>The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow (1949)
Wtf, I love AI slop now.https://youtu.be/2ysn0hAbfSQhttps://youtu.be/2ysn0hAbfSQ
>>215592912watch all 3, it's worth it for jeffery combs
>>215593011Retard with 80’s cock lodged in his throat.
>>215592540HOW DID I MAKE THIS CHOOOOOOOICEFILLING MY HEART UP WITH RAAAAAGE
>>215593212Sorry to hear that
what's with the guy who hates Re-Animator? contrarianism?
>>215593265He is not older than 40
>>215593212Well, you got one decent movie
>>215593238just shoot him bro.
>>215592282Bleh!
>>215593201>Haven’t seen the newest movie but still.I saw the others and liked them. This newest one is a steaming turd.
>>215593265quick guide to 4chan: the answer is always autism
me waiting for a new Friday movie
>>215593251I'm not. Sleepy Hollow is kino, I like the HHLLC series, and interested in Home For Rent.>>215593306Don't care, I watch whatever I want and like whatever I like.
>>215593416You're getting one in December!
>>215593416Oh whoops thought you said Freddy movie. Nevermind... you actually are getting a new Friday movie though which is more than Freddy fans can say.
>>215592431kind of the only reason i watch them desu.what are the top ones youd recommend that follow this?personally, i loved the aesthetic in possession and the tenant.
>>215593416i think ice cube is done making those
>>215593330>I face the Creeper in his cave. I throw the white phosphorus grenadesBatman NO.. that's a war crime.https://youtu.be/y2Q64sBhrdMhttps://youtu.be/y2Q64sBhrdM
>>215593416Luckily in the meantime you can enjoy your Jason Un1v3rse YouTooz™ toys, drink some Angry Orchard™ Jason Un1v3rse branded-cider, and even ride your Peloton™ through a virtual Camp Crystal Lake™
>>215593526I'd stab her in the guts, if you know what I mean.
Can someone explain me the commenyaryof Bruiser (2000) cause it just seemed like a stray forward revenge movie
So what did you watch this month? Post your watch list and ratings
you know what, I think we need a new Halloween song
>>215593594Mostly 80’s classics
>>215593594Forgot to add dates, oh well:https://pastebin.com/hKd4F8An
>>215593741You've been busy, good job!
>>215593612monsters rule, OKAY??
to that guy who recommended project mkhexe, ziam, peter pans neverland's nightmare and missing child videotape - lmao, get some better taste. They were all unwatchable
>>215593594i watched the exorcist for the first time and it fucked me up in an existential way i can't quite put my finger on
>>215593594Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor */so bad it was goodFrankenhooker ****½Class of 1999 **Exorcist 3 ****Dark Angel ***Night of The Living Dead (1990) ***Frankenstein Unbound **½Maniac Cop 2 ***The Resurrected (1991) ****Pit and The Pendulum (1991) ***Demonic Toys *½Split Second ****Seedpeople *The Dark Half ***Body Bags ***½Necronomicon ***Brainscan **Wes Craven's New Nightmare ***The Mangler * Screamers **½The Day of The Beast ***½The Frighteners ****Night Flier ****Cure (1997) ***½Fallen ***½Species 2 **½Existenz ****Lake Placid ***House on Haunted Hill (1999) **½From Dusk Till Dawn 3 ***½The Addams Family ****
Is this movie at least fun? I’ve almost watched this like 40 times and I’m thinking of ripping the bandaid off now
>>215593786There was just a couple non-horror that I watched as well. Did a lot more rewatches this year compared to last.
>>215593861Yeah they were all pretty shitty.
>>215593861I disagree, but you're entitled to your own opinion. Sad that you can't understand that everyone is different.
>>215593594I'll do tomorrow in 26 hours
>>215593880Yes
>>215593880>King of the Hill>S7 E22
>>215593880It's a fun watch, don't listen to the faggots here who shit on it.
>>215593880It is an 80’s nostalgia film. Don’t listen to the nostalgia fags.
what's with that one Hellraiser sequel (I forget the name) but the guy is like a total degenerate piece of shit but for some reason he gets redeemed in the end and given a second chance or whatever? Pinhead was so fucking butthurt about Kirsty getting away but this guy who actually deserves eternal assrape just gets a pass? I'm guessing he was the director's self insert or something because what the fuck
>>215594014But the film is from 90's?
What the hell was up with the ending of HHLLC Lineage? Easily the most retarded cliffhanger I've seen in my life. I felt like I was watching a YouTube short film made by a moutbreather
>>21559402980’s series
>>215593880If you appreciate anything about the character of Pinhead or the mythos of Hellraise, 3 is just frustrating to watch
>>215594058
>>215594081Not him but it is an 80’s film series
alright schizos who is making the /hor/ grid with all the OPs? Bagsy not me!!
>>215594095Nobody
Just shut the fuck up all, Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth is a legit low 6/10 and that's the final word
>>2155941176/10 is above average though
Has anyone watched Elf in the Hood??Apparently it's actually really good?
>>215593957I’ve been watching a shit ton of KotH the past 2 months, that’s just from last night>>215594078I don’t remember a ton of the lore to be fair. Wasn’t pinhead some sort of safari explorer or something who decided to fuck with the cube out of curiosity? I remember it showing him as a human in one scene of 2
>>215594113Just fucking do it you lazy scumbag, it's about time you contributed
Going to watch this on halloween eve. What am i in for?
>>215594178It's a legit good film, possibly best Argento ever did outside casting Jennifer Connelly in Phenomena
>>215594178When the theme song plays, you are going to feel like an absolute SLUT
>>215594178The greatest horror film ever made.
>>215594178All style, some substanceThis movie is already pretty fun btw
>>215594178If you're fine with just cool vibes and visuals, you'll enjoy it. Don't expect an interesting story.
>>215594178Nostalgia
>>215594483>no Michael MyersWTF?
>>215592989I sort of liked this one. It's not a classic, but there's some gross-out fun in it.
>Do nothing>Win
>>215594239>SlutIdc, I am already a KEK
>>215594515HALLOWEETIESSimply... evil
>>215594374You don't think an american ballet student uncovering an ancient cabal of witches that run a ballet school in Europe amd murder people who oppose or try to expose them is an interesting story? That's a million more times interesting than 95% of horror movie plots.
>>215594366See Opera for all style and no substance
>>215594483>Fruity Krueger
>>215594595Kek, the eyeball shot
>>215592912absolutely
>>215593480SuspiriaVideodromeHouse (1977)The Cabinet of Dr. CaligariMurnau's NosferatuL'Inferno (1911)The Love WitchThe Ugly StepsisterPossibly in MichiganThe HungerDeep RedMandyClimaxAgreed on Possession.>>215594178You're in for the best horror of all time.
>Match>After Paola is matched with a handsome online suitor, she arrives for a first date to discover a house full of dark and terrifying secrets.>Directed by Danishka Esterhazy, who directed Level 16 and Slumber Party Massacre remake
He's a cool dude
>>215594595Movie?
>>215595396>Barabrian but worseno thanks
>>215595451Stream
>>215593880this one is a bit zany but i love it
>>215595396>feminist>brown actressPass.
>>215594678kek
Will you go trick or treating this year?
>>215594015Sounds like Hellraiser: Inferno but the guy does get eternal damnation at the end. Did you misremember?
>>215595590I think 57 is a little too old for that.
>>215595396>Slumber Party Massacre remakethere was a remake?
>>215595617Grim. I always say the average age of the people you interact with is too high.
>>215595396>Level 16Liked it>Slumber Party Massacre remakeDidn't like itLet me guess, something something white people bad, something something brown people good.
>>215595673Yes. They made the guys retarded eye candy and all women strong & intelligent girl bosses. It was pretty bad.
>>215595590man, I wish Halloween was even half as popular back when I was a kid as it is now
>>215595613>Did you misremember?maybe
Thread soundtrackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpYQB-tZycY
Quick, claim your Halloween-fu before Michael gets her. For me its nurse Karen Bailey from Halloween II
>>215595971Tina (Halloween 5)
>>215595880sounds like snuff soundtrack
>>215595971Die simp.
>>215595971
>>215595971Ellie from Hallowthreen
>>215595590I get plenty of trick or treaters at the house so I'll be busy handing out candy and occasionally scolding a brown child for sticking his hand into the bowl and trying to grab way more than he's supposed to>>215595971For me it's Nurse Franco
>>215595971No fair, you picked the one i wanted.
>>215595782Just like the original movie. Except the guys in the original were just dumb and nothing else.
Der Simp Der Uwertang Ben /hor/
>>215596281Ja, jeder hier ist ein Cuck
>>215595590i remember the last time i went trick or treating and realized i was too old for it. an old lady watched me through cracked blinds, and a mexican kid asked me for a cigarette
Women cannot create, only corrupt. 5/10. I should just stop giving chances to post 2013 made films, jesus...
>>215596386were you birthed from a man's asshole or something?
>>215596406You know what I meant
>>215596281That reminds me, has anyone seen this?
>>215596462>horror movie is described as "haunting"pass. this is code for nothing happens.
>>215596406>In The Omen (1976) it's said that Damien Thorn's real mother died in childbirth (revealed by Robert Thorn and Keith Jennings in a cemetery as a female jackal). This movie not only reverses the gender roles, turning the jackal from female to male, but also establishes that the mother survives the birth and escapes (forming a non-patriarcal couple with Carlita isolated) with an, until-now, unknown twin sister for Damien, leaving the door open for a possible sequel.This is an insult to the original right away, just for feminist cater. It's corruption. So fuck off.
>>215595640>hfw she turns 30
>>215596462Yes, it's high grade female autist playing Reanimator you should watch it
>>215596462Yeah, it was alright. More of a dark fantasy drama then a horror movie. Would recommend despite being woke.
>>215596386> I should just stop giving chances to post 2013 made filmsThis is correct.>>215596548Wow that's terrible. Even the antichrist has to be a woman now (and you know if they ever got a chance to make another one their brains would short circuit once they arrive at the conclusion that the Antichrist is BAD so they'd end up trying to do something like Cruella or Megan 2.)
Hellraiser 3 was pretty good. About as good as the 2nd one
>>215596614>>215596622The Cucks have arrived!
Do you eat popcorn whilst enjoying your horror kino?
>>215596650
He looks like a warlockThere's a videoHe looks like a warlockHe astral projected in one of my dreams
>>215596649>Maggie discovers a secret society inside the Holy Church who are involved in a conspiracy to bring the Antichrist (aka Damien Thorn) into the world. Their idea is to control him and, in doing so, force the human race to return to Christianity. It subverts the main plot of the original trilogy The Omen (1976), Damien: Omen II (1978) and The Final Conflict (1981), where it was established that Damien Thorn's birth is the ultimate plan of Satan, supported by a satanist cult, to set up Hell's realm on Earth.No, they just fucking do a non-canon prequel, it's plain subversion.
>>215595880Based
>>215596686Not at home since I watch early in the morning.
>>215596140CUTE!
>Zomvivor>Thai horror-drama TV show>When an apocalyptic virus that turns people into zombies ravages a city, a group of students take shelter in a school and fight to survive.I'm 99% sure it's a remake of the Korean horror-drama All Of Us Are Dead, which tanked like no other in the second half.
why are online reviews of spooky movies for kids always full of redneck parents complaining they have themes of witchcraft and the occult?
>tfw trying to balance my horror vidya and movie backlogsThere's not enough time in the night
>>215596386Women corrupt the dystopias men created.
>>215597102Yes that happend to me with spooky anime
>>215597097>parentsBoth of those are clearly women.>redneckMost likely they're middle class women that have nothing better to do than write reviews of movies and be offended.
>>215597097>Drinking, Drugs & SmokingDamn, those dogs are wild
>>215597097Mothers are losers. They are girls who lost their looks and had to marry and shit out a kid. Being a mother is the only value they have left so they will latch onto it as much as possible. Im a mother this im a mother that. Pathetic.
>Moontrap (1988)>NASA finds remains of an ancient humanoid race on the Moon that left behind deadly robots.Starting now, wish me luck frens!
>>215593880The only hellrasier I like was the one with the troon
>>215596462Yes, it's a gem. Judy Reyes, Marin Ireland, and Breeda Wool are all gems.
>>215597343sexugly
>>215595590I'd just go buy candy if I wanted that.If you want to knock on strangers' doors, become a solicitor.
>>215596462you carry the same level of enthusiasm as a 14 year old child
>>215597102Youre right. There really isnt enough time to do nothing. Im not even joking.
what's a good slasher without gratuitous nudity? gonna ask my wife if I can use the big tv tonight
>>215597343>Breeda WoolMore like Breeda? Would
How long for Hellhouse, will it save October?
>>215597387meant for >>215597361
I dont know what movie to watch
>>215597390Halloween 4Friday the 13th 6
>>215597400Lineage? It's the worst movie of the year.
>>215597390happy death day
>>215597486check for random things at archive.org
>>215597390Terrifier 2 and 3 :)
>>215597390Haunt
>>215597527Yup a movie for redditors
my adhd is so bad now I need to watch movies at 4x speed or I lose interest
>>215597562All you have to do is set your phone down on the other side of the room and keep your desktop programs off.
>>215597562my condolences
>>215597562me watching Skinomydick
Just rewatched Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich (it's great, watch it). Gonna marathon Halloween 1, 2 and 4. Tomorrow is Ernest Scared Stupid, Trick 'r Treat Night of the Demons (1988), and Night of the Demons 2.
but what if Sadako was a voluptuous milf?
>>215597697Shalom, anon.
>>215597724I didn't know those movies were jewish
>>215597755>I didn't know that Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich was jewish What a bold lie! Well, I suppose that's to be expected of Anonberg.
>>215597697littlest reich was OKAY. very well produced and budgeted and still feels kind of like a fan film thats better made than half the series.
>>215597798Well they did make the greasy jew into a hero so you've got a point I guess. He was brutally killed though
I will now watch Don't Log Off without falling asleep this time
I just watched your_favorite_movie_here and I give it 2/10 epic anon stars.
I watched ALL the Puppet Master movies and it was quite the waste of time, just stop at the third movie really, though in reality only the first 1 can be considered a horror movie.
>>215593526>ride your Peloton™ through a virtual Camp Crystal Lake™ngl sounds kind of fun
>>215594483>pretend green liquid is acid>stick out your tongue like you're a xeno and suck in the mallowsdon't pretend like that doesn't sound like fun
>Hellraiser (1987)>Hellraiser: Hellbound (1998)>Hellraiser: Inferno (2000)The only films in the franchise worth watching, the rest are dogshit.
>>215598169My favourite thing is that the series barely ever explains why the puppets kill anything. They just spotaneously do it mainly at the end of films as a plot device.
>>215597486I blindly clicked something in my horror cover art folder. You're watching The Exorcist III. Congrats.
>>215595590average age on /hor/ is 37
>>215597239how's it so far
what's the best arthouse horror movie that's still watchable and enjoyable/entertaining
>>215598678probably >>215594178
I need to up the spooky levels, putting Paranorman on for the Halloween vibe and then probably Dark Night of the Scarecrow afterwards>>215598678Cemetery Man
>>215598625*47
Sting actress sticking with 'orror
>>215598721ZAMN
>>215598709>>215598721These are not arthouse. It's just normal italian horror.
>>215598835She should star in a remake of To The Devil A Daughter instead
>>215598835>Australian creature feature>It's going to be a cautionary tale of interacting with Australian men
>>215596023>80s-90s hapaslove to see it
>>215598907or perhaps, something even more terrifying
>>215598501I don't remember enough but aren't they just literal killing machines, I would assume that they just think everyone ending in the mansion is a nazi or something.
>>215592235OFF-TOPIC AHH THREAD; 1 DAY FOR HALLOWEEN>captcha: GAYXS
>>215598501>>215598946they give a few different completely contradictory explanations along the way, whatever fits the tone of the current flick really. The vaguely crossover movies are standalone fucking weird shit too and very enjoyable.
>>215594204>possibly best Argento ever did outside casting Jennifer Connelly in Phenomenaagp alert
>>215593594I rank out of ten, deal with it.Also many are not horror. Again, deal with it.I also got lazy adding years, you can figure it out.Devil's Advocate (1997) 8.5Coherence (2013) 9.512:01 (1993) 8.5Paths of Glory (old) 8Army of Darnkess 6.5Doctor Sleep 8.5Evil Dead 2 6The House that Jack Built 8.5Caught Stealing 9Captain Conan 9McQ 8.5The Master 6.5
>>215598053why is this dumb movie actually good?
>>215599112Because it is good. Thanks to whoever recommended it.
>>215599011>McQBased
>>215599112>>215599150This movie is 100% being recommended by coomers just because it features Ariel Winter.
>>215598490Inferno sucked and is barely Hellraiser. The only dtv sequel worth a damn is the one where Kirsty comes back
>>215599150>Thanks to whoever recommended it.stop samefagging
>>2155981694 and 5 are also good. After that it rrally turns to shit.
>>215599180
>>215599187So annoying how she shoves her tits in your face.
a good 15 minutes in and I'm ready to give Besson's Dracula a score of not bad
>>215599250The characters look like cucks
>>215599112>>215598053>they really actually made the movie over zoom/long distancehonestly that's neat if true
>>215597343>Breeda
>>215599342I'm not gonna stop watching movies cause of your culture war
>>215592235What's the deal with Braindead? Should I watch it? He has green light on his face even though that goo looks pink and doesn't glow at all. What gives?
>>215598835>stingTempted to watch it for her but I fucking hate spiders.
>>21559941180’s nostalgia
>be deaf>want to watch iconic halloween kino, Halloween for the first time>the first closed caption is openly mocking youhow do you respond without sounding deaf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7QfNBaaJUM
I'm watching Halloween III: Season of the Witch tonight and if it's bad I'm going to blame all of you.
>movie about astronauts fighting alien cyborgs on the moon>there's a completely unnecessary stripclub scene with big jiggly tittiesGod the 80s were so based
>>215599459i've always thought this shit was dumb>[mozart's fifth symphony playing]i don't know what that is!
>>215599482Cringe
>>215599459at least they get to see a cue for something hype. maybe hear the thump of the bass.kind of makes me feel sad that deaf people can't hear cool music now..
>>215599459How can you even be deaf in 2025? Blind I can understand, but deafness has been cured many times over. Get a device
>>215599486how is it dumb? that's literal what closed captions are for. just because a dead person doesnt know exactly what it sounds like doesn't mean it's totally irrelevant that it's in the movie
>>215599495>>>/lgbt/
Don’t Log Off was surprisingly good. Thanks for the recommendation.
>>215599529it was trash, Host was a better film
>>215599515but what purpose could it serve to tell someone a song theyve never heard is in the movie? it would be better to just do the thing where it says [spooky staccato synth music] and then they can read the name of the spooky synth song in the credits if they really wanna know
>mfw Ariel Winter posts on /hor/
>>215599557nta but you'd get a cultural instinct about the world from it. that music from many years ago is still felt as relevant to people now.
>>21559359426 non horror movies04 horror movies The First Power (1990) 3/10Alien: Resurrection (1997) 5/10Idle Hands (1999) 4/10Resurrection (1999) 3/10Pretty weak horror streak, unfortunately. A weak month overall.
>>215599557because the song could convey meaning aside from what it literally sounds like. and they do do the [spooky type music plays] thing when it's just the score and not an actual song.
which is the haunted zoom meeting where the guy sticks his hand in a blender?
>>215599506A lot of deaf people have this thing where they think it's not a disability and makes them part of some sort of community and if they get cured they'll lose their identity and all their deaf friends.It's fucking weird.
>>215599612idle hands is always comfy, christopher lambert movies are always extremely bizarre and surreal.>>215599638that is a second disability, truly double retardation
>>215599411you should definitely watch it
>>215599638my roommate in college was learning ASL and I read a couple of the books and articles she had for class and yeah deaf people are fucking insane like that they treat trying to get your deaf kid hearing aids or surgery akin to like making them get gay conversion therapy. it's almost cultlike
>>215599623Zoomer (2025). That's the same movie where a guy sticks his hair in a mullet.
Just got back from Shelby Oaks. Loved it, holy shit. What did you guys think? desu It was better than i was expecting
>>215599685implying /hor/ isn’t a cult
>>215599717implying /hor/ is deaf
>>215598490>Hellraiser (1987)>Hellraiser (2022)>The only films in the franchise that exist and worth watchingftfy
>>215599506The devices suck. The functioning ear has about 15,000 hair cells which react to air pressure so you can hear the roughly 20kHz range of audible sound, a cochlear implant tries to replace them with maximum 22 electrodes. There's just no comparison in the resolution of what you can hear, it's massively quantised. Like when a Skype call lags and everything gets sampled down.
>>215599714All the posters like gay and cringe and Mike Fanganan makes female horror shows.
>>215599727/hor/ is gay
>>215599217>The only dtv sequel worth a damn is the one where Kirsty comes backThis.
>>215599758Don't you have cow urine to drink NPM?
>>215599714I was disappointed by too many horror in theater last year so haven't really been going. I'll check it out when it hits VOD though.
>>215599795I don’t get it
>>215599783her face is weirdmy fingers hurtwhy am I even posting here
Anyone else here discovered the joys of Freddy Krueger glove making?
>>215599783They should do a legacy sequel and bring her back (again)
>Yukki Onna monster was created by a Irish-Greek writer>Whole Kaidan is based in his storiesWHAT THE FUCK
>>215599798It's actually way better than I would have expectedd. I was thinking it was just gonna be a basic found footage thing or something.
>>215599896This looks like the part of the movie where the last survivor runs through the woods into the kind old man's house for help, and they go up the stairs to the master bedroom and find this and realize he was the killer all along, and then the man comes through the front door and knows they're in the house and starts sniffing them out
>>215599936>During his fifteen-month stay in Matsue, Hearn married Koizumi Setsuko, the daughter of a local samurai family, with whom he had four children: Kazuo, Iwao, Kiyoshi, and Suzuko. He became a Japanese citizen, assuming the legal name Koizumi Yakumo in 1896 after accepting a teaching position in Tokyo;>While in Japan, he encountered the art of ju-jutsu which made a deep impression upon him>What Western brain could have elaborated this strange teaching, never to oppose force by force, but only direct and utilize the power of attack; to overthrow the enemy solely through his own strength, to vanquish him solely by his own efforts? Surely none! The Western mind appears to work in straight lines; the Oriental, in wonderful curves and circleskek this guy was a bonafide ken-sama
>>215600063>to overthrow the enemy solely through his own strength, to vanquish him solely by his own effortssounds like British foreign policy in that era
>>215599936Hearn is based. He has a book about chink stories as well.
>>215599714Never planned on seeing slop by Cuckmann, but I love that it's not rating well.
It turns out Mootrap actually does suck. There's the seed of something good, the premise has potential, the sets and puppets are good. But the script is dead weight, the pacing is retarded, the characters are flat and featureless, Koenig is badly miscast. It's overall poorly executed.
>>215600214>Mootrap actually does suckI sure hope he does ;)
>>215600214i remember the FX being pretty good for its budget but Mootrap has a much better concept already.
>>215600214>MootrapWhat are some horror movies with bulls?
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>>215599011>caught stealing>good>evil dead 2 that lowwow, you have shit taste
>>215592538>Brain DamageI just watched it, this movie was incredible. It reminded me a lot of Motivational Growth. I love movies with a smooth-talking monster that needs a character to do stuff for him.
>>215599411It's a Peter Jackson film. Kino with kapital K.
Any horror movies with full frontal transgirl cock.Dont say sleepaway camp. That shit is nasty and not it.
>>215599411Braindead is the craziest zombie movie ever made
>>215593594I dragged my feet this year, I watched one movie a night for the past couple weeks. I only wanted to watch stuff that was completely new to me.>The EndlessWent into this knowing absolutely nothing. It was a cool trip/10>The Blood On Satan's ClawNeat/10>The Virgin WitchI wanted something trashy and that's what I got/10>The Love WitchGot some laughs out of it, fun watch/10>SssssssCool premise, but I thought the end was pretty lame because the guy turned into just a snake. Not even a snake-man/10>VampyresAnother trashy film, the redhead was hot until I noticed her lazy eye. Not that big a fan of the ending/10>Tombs of the Blind DeadReally boring. I mistakenly watched the American version which had really abrupt editing. Spain is worse than Italy/10>Your Vice Is a Locked Room and Only I Have the KeyNot really horror, it didn't really hold my attention that well either/10>Ginger SnapsIncredible. I loved both leads. Don't know why I waited so long. Made me want a sister/10>Ginger Snaps 2Didn't have high hopes, I think I liked it more than the original because B was my favorite from the first. The psycho little girl felt cliche. Sad ending/10>Ginger Snaps BackI had no intentions on going this far with the series, nor did I have any expectations at all. I didn't like it as much as the modern day ones, but it was still a great watch/10>American MaryGinger takes on body modification. The ending felt abrupt because there was such little conflict throughout the film. Still cool, I'd probably watch it again/10>Hungry WivesThe version I watched was really weird, cutting betweem shots that varied wildly in quality. Also not really scary at all. The witch stuff was not as much of a factor as I expected. It was losing me by the end/10>Brain DamageFucking incredible, loved it/10I need more movies with that kind of premise.
>>215595396If anyone watches this, make sure not to look up any reviews or spoilers. It's a nice dementkino. Pic related is a Murdochslop DailyFail article about it. The writers of Match are also the ones who worked on Lowlifes.
gonna load up a new bake (mentioning now because posting is weirdly slow, maybe just for me)
>>215600423Sleepaway Camp :)
>>215595396>who directed Level 16 and Slumber Party Massacre remake
truly ahead of its time
>>215600529Yeah, movies had never been that shitty before
>>215599733I'll probably never see the reboot just because I'm not going to sign up for fucking Hulu
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>>215600466i have also been plagued by slowposting
>>215600429You are a faggot
>>215600429you are a cool dude
>>215599857is that a haiku?
>>215600198why do you guys have such a hate boner for him?