Cutest of Borg editionPrevious: >>215719621
star trek sex with shran
>>215737817One of these days, I'll catch you.
It's an exciting time to be a Star Trek toy collector.
>>215737797>Cutest of Borgyes, here he is.
>>215737797Locutus, I see what you did there. borg queen wanted the Picard D.
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>>215737875>It's an exciting time to be a wealthy Star Trek toy collectorFixed.
Star Trek Sex with Spock
>>215737952Thought Data was supposed to be Harry Kim at first. I guess Picard has a mug of earl gray, and Guinan is holding the real alcohol Scotty drank, but I have no idea what Wesley's prop is.
>>215738020what would it be like?
>>215737875Sorry, anon. It just doesn't look very good.
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>>215738047Why is the Borg Queen so horny?>wants to fuck Picard>wants to fuck Data>wants to fuck Janeway
>>215738029It's his portable force-field generator from "The Naked Now".
Rape allegations.
>>215738100Wes is so clever <3
who the fuck picked the opening theme song for this
>>215738100is that the sweaty episode?
>>215738074Because she is. Because she wants everyone and every thing. Why wouldn't your race that shows up and enslaves/rapes everyone have a horny chick leading?
>>215737875We've established a Trek general on /toy/ and the Lego general has a lot of trekkies in it. More Trek discussion is always a good thing.
>>215737952>Worf gets a shitty toolbox instead of a Klingon double stabby swordI hate nu lego so much. I have lego fatigue.>Deanna Troi has tits (nice) but Crusher has no Mommy Milkers and Guinan has lopsided titsBased I guess?
>>215738159Hated it at first. Grew to love it over time
>>215738118Are they true? Is this why Tawny and Noel have declined to comment?
>>215737952Riker has a trombone and Wesley hasa space dildo of some kind?
>>215738321fitting
>>215738371I dunno man, proportionally it’s a really big space dildo
>>215737952Captain Jean-Luc Picard with a cup of tea.Commander William Riker with a trombone.Lieutenant Commander Data with his cat, Spot.Lieutenant Worf with a new hair mould and a grey communications module.Lieutenant Commander Geordi La Forge with his engineering field kit briefcase.Dr. Beverly Crusher with a medical tricorder 1x2 tile.Counsellor Deanna Troi with a PADD 1x2 tile.Wesley Crusher with an engineering field kit.Guinan, who carries a green bottle and comes with a new hair/hat mould.
>>215738387oh, anon. you cad!
>>215738393>computer, I’d like a, er, “engineering field kit”>safety protocols off
>>215738074You don't get a universal input expansion slot with latinum to organic traces for the fastest most stimulating climax in the galaxy and not take it out for a few thousand spins.
We like to have fun in /trek/.
>>215737875I got this for a fraction of the price of the LEGO set kek
>Trek girls in order of the actress playing them's wikifeet score (Out of 5):1. Seven of Nine: 4.862. T'Pol: 4.853. Ezri Dax: 4.834. Kira Nerys: 4.785. Deanna Troi: 4.766. Leeta: 4.727. Hoshi Sato: 4.628. Jadzia Dax: 4.489. Gates McFadden: 4.389. Kathryn Janeway: 4.3811. Kes: 4.2412. Nyoto Uhura: 4.1613. B'Elanna Torres: 4.0414. Ro Lahren: 3.9515. Kassidy Yates: 3.8016. Lwaxana Troi: 3.5117. Guinan: 2.35
>>215738424>Christmas Morning Look
>>215738490>better saucer (with windows too)>better deflector dishHow did LEGO fall off so hard where knockoff brands are doing their job better?
>>215738511And the good Dr. Pulaski? What of her feet?
>>215738526>Hated this episode, it's silly like A Piece of the Action, but not fun like APotA>Kino>Dax heavily featured, episode is shit>Mediocre>404
>>2157385433.472nd to lasta terrible shame
>>215738519The company actually had the Star Trek licence before it went to LEGO. I got the Enterprise D for like 100 bucksIt's also without any stickersLEGO is just another big, greedy corporation. They keep jacking up prices and produce shitty products because people will buy them anyway.Just look at the ludicrous $1000 "Death Star"...
>>215738594>still beats GuinanThis is acceptable to me
where is the Lego DS9 set?
>>215738604The sŏy epidemic where large companies like LEGO are allowed to get away with anything as long as they have a rabid slave following needs to stop
>>215738526Who would leave Neex in the dark with a bunch of children?
>>215738490I'm going to mix all the pieces of my Lego Enterprise and my Blue Brixx Enterprise and my KRE-O Enterprise and my Mega Block Enterprise together in a big tub.
Grim
>>215738119The virgin Wesley Crusher:>Builds a toy, gets mad that the adults don't think it's cool.The chad Will Robinson:>Brings his guitar to space, teaches aliens about the Beach Boys.>>215738186It's the VERY sweaty episode.
Anons are coming together and it shows.
>>215738511Stop the steal. Kate should be #1.
>>215738841Why not scot baio if is a sexy match?
Should trek be for everyone?
>>215739032nogood trek has 0% gaynessexcept some sexy lesbianisation which is acceptable
>>215739080Lesbians are within parameters.
>>215738463
I am Jem'Hadar, we are born to fight!
>>215739032May as well show us a picture of maggots devouring rotted flesh.
>>215739214I just love trekpu
>She's a fascinating woman, isn't she?
>>215738248They live in fear. If you can call it living.
what ore was processed on ds9?
>>215739571uridium
>>215739308Why? Does that give you a shameful boner too?
>>215739595Alright, anon. I think that's just about enough outta you.
>>215738656how much money could they have possibly saved by replacing scotty and sulu with specialists?
best emergency episode?
>>215739713Civil Defense
>>215739214dumb frogposter
>>215739713"Disaster", purely because I used to have one of those really high density VHS tapes with three episodes on, so I ended up watching that one a lot.
>>215739721kek watching it rn
>>215739749No buly
>>215739815It's ok, Trekpu. I am, and always will be, your fren.
>>215739815when anons bully trekpu it makes me sad.
>>215739795synopsis?
>>215739923It's that one where the Enterprise gets hit with a "quantum filament", so Crusher and La Forge are stuck in the cargo hold with the plasma fire and the ultra-flammable fuel, Worf has to deliver a baby in Ten Forward, Data and Riker have to get to engineering to check the antimatter containment. On the bridge, Troi has to decide whether to separate the saucer and condemn everybody in the stardrive to a radioactive death or to wait it out and see if somebody can get to the engine room in time. Meanwhile, in the turbolift, Picard faces a true Kobiyashi Maru as he's trapped with three kids and has to decide if the galaxy would judge him harshly if he killed and ate them for nourishment or if they'd understand that the captain was only doing what he had to in order to survive.
>>215740017ere shaka ere shaka
>>215738042Fascinating
What role would you play as a crew member on the Enterprise D?
>>215740738Space Janitor. Maybe Jerk-off Artist.
>>215740738i would be the first officer
>>215740738Keeper of the canon deck plans.
>>215740738Martial arts instructor
>>215740738The torpedo bay
>>215740738>"Now this guy, nobody seems to know what he does. Seems it got cashiered years ago, but due to a computer glitch he's still on the manifest"
>>215740738sex haver with shran (working double shifts)
>>215739592get back to it
>>215741654Shran on the Enterprise would be wild
>>215739214>y’all
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>>215740738I’d like to be the token Nosican and hassle people about their lack of garamja for sucking at dom-jot
>>215740738I always wanted to drive the ship
>>215737875>>215738490>>215738604Why no official DS9 or Defiant kits?
>>215742363Looks pretty snazzy
>>215741999Sounds better than yooz...But den, I'ze frum de sout,, so
The Lego set should have been the bridge with the adjacent rooms.
>>215743079plus sickbay. youre right
ENT Bro's.....our time is coming. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsruRb9LlnA
Whomp! recent webcomics about Star Trek are the best thing that happend to the franchise during the whole year, and this is a fact
>>215737952Is that the handheld forcefield from the Naked Now? Wow whoever made this really hates TNG lmao
What imagine as the main ingredients to Ketracel White
>Your science knowledge is obviously primitive.How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>215743399
consider the following: poker is no fun without stakes
>>215743203Post ‘em, or at least a link
>>215743399>oh yeah? According to the Vulcan time directorate you’re a pussy
>>215737875Everyone is whining about the price, but this isn't out of the ordinary at all. LEGO has been around $.10/piece for like over a decade, with licensed usually a little more and unlicensed a little less.I guess you could make the argument they could have made a smaller set so it would be cheaper, but then you'd have people complaining that it's not large and detailed like other UCS sets. And it would probably look even worse than it already does.
>>215742363you can't swoosh a space station
>>215744306>space station
This looks like Fucking Shit!
>>215737875>>215745193This can't be the actual leaked end product, can it? It's one of the worst looking sets I've ever seen.
Holy KINO
>>215745193>You have insulted me, you have ignored me, you've walked all over me. You have abused your authority, and you've rejected my requests. And this, this is the result. I'm going to hold you responsible.
>>215737952God these figures look like absolute Shit This has to be a fanmade version right? No Fucking way!
>>215737952How does Worf not even have a phaser?
>>215745616theyre fine except for the pointless cat and welsey being short even though he the same height as troi and geordi in season 1
>>215745239it's real. all of it
>>215745239It's LEGO. What do you expect?
>>215745755looks fine to me
>>215738526anon delivers
