UFO/Alien/Cosmic Horror Editionprevious: >>215894959
This was absolute fucking dogshit.Recommend some good alien themed horror kino.Any from the past few years?
POV: your dick's squirting black goo in a dusty Nazi basement while a Polish witch looks astonished as you pull a Senator Kelly from X-Men.
We were promised a Mia Goff thread 3000 years ago...
>>215921089Didn't like this movie. Thought it was going to be something where they discover a cool underground Nazi experimentation room or something, and instead I got was drama, cock, and piss. Seems like another time where the director inserts his fetish into the movie.
Watch Lowlifes
>hurrrrrrr john cahpenta>duuuuurrrrrrr diarrhea ahgenta
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>>215921027I'm a published cosmic horror writer and think the entire genre is ill suited for cinema. We probably need a short film of Dagon though.
>>215921332I liked this and tend to enjoy depressing endings. I did find a few problems with it, and of course the entire thing was the woman's fault when they get the baby. I didn't understand why they didn't sleep during the day, so they could catch the delivery in the morning, or how they replaced the house. Just seemed like the obvious thing to do.
>>215921072https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mif6p2BgGE
>>215921209
whats something that will fuck my mind?
>>215921806a cock you fucking fagot
>>215921851no shit. i meant /hor/ related fag
>>215921865>cocks are not horror relatedfaggot detected
>>215921806Depends on what you mean by that. Although I'd recommend Faces Of Anne and, if you like FF movies, Aliens: Zone Of Silence.
>>215921880>he's scared of dicksso what do you do if you have to pee
>>215921959my wife holds it while i cry you fucking faggot
>>215921959
>>215922018SEX
>>215922018god DAMN she was so good
>>215921027irl is cosmic horror
>watch zombie movies>get sleep paralysis and think there’s a zombie in the closet trying to get outdelightful
>>215922481>watch skeleton movies>wake up in a cold sweat when you realize there's a skeleton inside you that at any moment can kill youAbsolutely horrifying
>>215922517There's an episode of The Lost World where a parasite makes peoples' skeletons pop out and kill people.
>>215922481>>215922517>watch an alien movie>wake up in daze with something up your ass
>>215922816Who the fuck even started the "aliens anal probe people" thing? All I can find is that South Park popularized it, which I find hard to believe since there are 30+ years of alien talk before that.
>>215922480wake me up when this happens
>>215922906literally the very first abduction reports. One of them talks about the aliens shoving something up his ass and collecting his sperm
>>215922906Think it was Whitley Strieber when he wrote Communion
>>215923008Sounds more like he wanted to finally tell people about his fetish. Weird that I never hear about women getting anal probed or even getting abducted at all. It's always some white trash southern guy that always gets the attention. Although that would make sense from a government cover up perspective.
Bela Lugosi's deadBela Lugosi's deadUndead undead undeadUndead undead undead
>>215921072t. double digit IQ brainletCommunion is avante garde
>>215921072Here have more dogshit with walken.
>>215923067best intro ever
Montmont bros we're going to look even more confusingly arabic with this new cut. We're about to look like a cute young Morocan rent boy that Burroughs would have sexo'd in the 50s.
>>215923067K I N O INO
>>215923052The first real "classic" abduction case was also the first with any kind of probing and it was an interracial couple.
>>215921072No One Will Save You was great.
>>215923373So it was a zesty buck fantasizing about being buck broken in space all along?
>>215921348While I generally agree, there's good ones out there. Nothing 1:1 hyper accurate but they exist. Takes a real creative person and a real fan of the genre to do it though
>>215921348But the Dagon movie is good though
>>215921027Pic related could've been great with better acting and pacing
>>215923748It’s not even based on the story though.
>>215924043Based, this is a cool comfy under the radar flick. All vibes.
>>215922480Intadasting... Has it been deboonked as a fake?
>>215921072
dutch torture porn just droppedhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_hdG1xcajq4
>>215924771Is muh gore the only selling point for this movie?
>>215921089She can pull my senator Kelly if u knoe
>>215922480Extremely fake as fuck. Literally close to perfect CGI but it's too sharp compared to the quality of the rest of the image.>>215922018>When she's crying but I tell her a funny joke
>>215923008>Get drugged by homosexual fraternity students>Get ass raped>Get sucked off by some fag>"Ugh.... They took up to their space ship and anal probed me and took my semen!!!"
Does anyone remember the alien abduction movie where guys wife is taken while pregnant and he later finds a Soviet recording of a woman giving birth to an alien? Also he goes past Grey illusion and sees them in more terrifying tentacled form.Ends with him imprisoned and then a shot of his cell being empty.
>>215924918Sounds kino.>>215923373I will watch for He
>>215924771>2 hours of screaming in Nazi or whatver pagan tongue they haveYawn.
>>215924834yeah that's what torture porn is about.. torture and gore..
>>215924064The talent level needed to depict the short story in an interesting way doesn't currently exist.Basically the only things in it are the creature, the island and the monolith. If those 3 things aren't 10/10, feels like there's no point
>>215924960>Sounds kinoI have been trying to find for ages. It was made in the 90s I believe.
>>215925034Sounds great
>>215924918progeny?
>>215924998does nazis rent free in your head? yawn
>>215925082Nazi Deez nutz.Also Fire in the Sky was gud.That one movie from Amazon with the kids in the 1950s is good.Also Color Out of Space(?) or which one is there Nic Cage one where he has a son or son and daughter.
I trapped the devil
any movies where they scare you?
>>215925949Very good psychological horror movie and pairs well with Pod (2015).
I'm not doing great with the gialli this week. Paul Naschy's the lead and he's as cool as always. It starts strong, the sets are awesomely tacky, it steals music from Blood & Black Lace, and Erika Blanc gets her huge areola out twice. The kills get lamer as the movie progresses, and finally one of them is just a strangulation and then I knew was fucked. When the murderer in a giallo starts strangling people you know the filmmakers stopped caring. Best scene: cops chase a transvestite into a closed amusement park and he gets on a fucking rollercoaster while trying to escape, firing shots off at them while riding it.
I like alien found footage movies. Can I get some recs?
>>215926278Isnt the Fourth Kind sorta like that?
>>215926278There's a segment in V/H/S/ Beyond which I found really cool, can't remember which one though (3rd one maybe ?)Otherwise some anon recced me Phoenix Forgotten yesterday and it was one of the best ffs I've seen in a while.I need more ffs kinos as well, alien or not>>215926430I was like 12 when I saw it and my dumb ass thought it was true, I was freaked out and loved it. Don't know if the movie aged well though
>>215926278I'm guessing you've already seen it, but I think Alien Abduction Incident in Lake Country holds up surprisingly well. It looks kinda dated and there's some cheap soap drama, but the scenes where shit gets real make up for it.
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>>215926832As the FF Chad of 4chan, you must watch the conspiracy double-feature of Caviar & The Conspiracy
>>215927008Damn, FF Chad you came just in time. You saved my night yesterday tbdesu, I'll trust you for the double-feature. Thank you fren
>>215927008https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7lgA37JfbE
>>215921142It didn't win me over until the last half hour and I don't even like FF typically.>>215924857Yeah kek no doubt I'd cum on her fivehead
>>215921027Unironically just a weather balloon.People who actually understand the numbers from the display confirmed that it's moving at wind speed. Basically not moving at all.They classify shit like this because they don't want people to know we're shooting down their weather balloons. (which can be used for military applications, not just measuring weather)The government wants you to think it was aliens because that helps disguise their military operations.
>>215927149>dvd-r horrora vhs knock off of all things
>>215923067>>215923226Great, now I have to watch it again:https://youtu.be/UZiPhX-SZ88
>>215927306..so?
>>215927148I'm usually around. Caviar is definitely the more "out there" one in terms of conspiracy theories, and The Conspiracy is just so damn plausible.>>215927149Downloaded it. I'll get to it sometime this month, most likely.
>>215927148Neat
>>215927796 meant for >>215927510
>>215923067Isn’t this kind of fucked up?
>>215927915he'd been dead for like 20 years at that point and he was a renown horror directorwhat's so fucked up about it?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0GI7LrSHYaU
>>215928169I don't think Bela Lugosi directed anything, man
>>215928338meant horror actor
>>215927008what are your favorite ffs of all time if I may ask ?
>>215927915God shut up you fucking zoomer faggot
Bela Lugosi was a renown horror.
>>215928393It's hard to pick favorites since there's plenty that bring different things to the table. Just some that immediately come to mind:>HITHD trilogy>[REC]>The Dirties (not horror)>Operation Avalanche (not horror)>The Conspiracy>The Sacrament>Exists>Phoenix Forgotten>Dashcam>Senritsu Kaiki series>Afflicted>There Are Monsters (I'm a sucker for Body Snatcher stories)>The Bay
>>215928452Born in 79 and go fuck your self. I thought it was strange, like a rap song called “2Pac got shot, nigga!”
Alien myths from UFO visitors were intentionally spread by the US government in order to camouflage aerospace technology research in the Cold War. Claiming UFO sightings are alien deflected curiosity into American experimental aircraft development, and is the main reason why they didn’t acknowledge/care about these sightings
>>215928647I'll take a look to the ones I haven't seen yet, thanks alot
>>215921072That's kino. It's just only a horror for some parts.
>>215928855I sometimes post the masterlist. Even the ones I don't like, I'll recommend others watch because you never know. Well, with some exceptions that I'd never want anyone else to ever put themselves through.
>>215922480
>>215923252kek
>>215928819oh yeah? explain this thenhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m9lTaQMvDvs
To get a bit too real here, I'd laugh hard if aliens are real, but not the hyper intelligence lifeforms we've been pushed to believe. What if aliens aren't smarter than humans? I think people don't give humans enough credit for how intelligent we are. The internet and computers in general are fucking absurd when you think about it. I'd just love it if aliens never did visit us, only because they're just as smart as or dumber than us.
>>215925076Yup, it was Progeny, thank you very much.
>>215929054Some of the Tik Tac UFO's might be a form of plasmoid life, that is sentient on the level of dolphins or whales and attracted to electromagnetic sources.
>>215929054They made the pyramids
>>215929122np
>>215929054>relatively young age of the universe>low average metallicity of the universe, 90% of all matter is still stuck at hydrogen. only a few ppm have been fused to carbon and beyond>still early era of stellar life cycle>most stars that will ever exist haven't even formed yet.>process of evolution is tediously slow and has no preference for complexity>technology and civilization accelerate exponentially once they get goingits pretty much guaranteed we're the first batch and everyone else within a 100 million lightyears from us is still swimming in primordial ooze.if there was somebody else nearby and they had a million year headstart (still practically instantaneous on evolutionary timescales) they would've colonized earth a long time ago and humanity wouldnt exist. the fact that we exist is proof that there is no other civilization in our corner of the universe.
>>215929754>its pretty much guaranteed we're the first batch and everyone else within a 100 million lightyears from us is still swimming in primordial ooze.No, it's not.>if there was somebody else nearby and they had a million year headstart (still practically instantaneous on evolutionary timescales) they would've colonized earth a long time ago and humanity wouldnt exist. the fact that we exist is proof that there is no other civilization in our corner of the universe.The fact that we exist yet we haven't gotten anywhere even close to moving to another planet, not to mention another solar system, proves that it's incredibly difficult, possibly impossible to do. It doesn't prove that there is no other civilization in our corner of the universe. And the fact that we have world ending nukes locked and loaded all over the world proves that it's extremely easy to destroy a civilization.
>>215929754There is the theory/thought experiment that we aren't the first batch of humans. Humans were here before and either mostly died out or escaped to somewhere else. We're just looping at this point, and eventually the current batch will reach the same point as the previous ones have and either mostly die out or get off the rock.>>215929924Modern humans are extremely new at ~300k years, and what we have accomplished in the past 100 years alone is unbelievable.>we have world ending nukes locked and loaded all over the worldConspiracy theories say otherwise, that they don't exist. It's just pushed as fearmongering propaganda by the powers that be to keep everyone in constant fear and inline. See the broader conspiracy that everything is fake & gay.
>>215929754>the fact that we exist is proof that there is no other civilization in our corner of the universeBraindead take. Our existence proves that life isn't science fiction. But traveling through space to other galaxies and solar systems might be. There could be millions of civilizations out there that are bound to a single planet like we are, and might never get out.
>>215930035>There could be millions of civilizations out there that are bound to a single planet like we are, and might never get outOr they could by throwing their pods/spores across space, and you end up with a body snatcher situation. So yeah, always make sure those around you are actually people.
>>215929924>And the fact that we have world ending nukes locked and loaded all over the world proves that it's extremely easy to destroy a civilization.even a nuclear war with thousands of warheads wont kill every single human on earth.even if there is a 99% fatality rate (which is laughable) that would leave 90 MILLION people alive, thats more people than the roman empire had at its peak.dont get me wrong, a nuclear war would set back civilization for many decades, and it would be a dark time during recovery. but ultimately humanity would recover and regrow. and in the grand scheme of things and timeline of the universe, even a 500 year rebound from nuclear fire is practically no time at all.the cat of technology is already out of the bag, human civilization inevitably marches on. there are currently no weapons that could make earth barren or kill every human being and there likely never will be.we will eventually spread to the stars, even without miracle technology like FTL travel. the only question remaining is how tedious and bloody the journey is gonna be
>>215931201>source: trust me bro
>they still haven't seen Detention & IckWhy are you like this?
What's that movie where the elite escape earth and travel to an earth-like planet where they're promptly devoured by giant birds? That was funny.
Many things against expansion across the stars for the majority of planets:-If they're acquatic life forms they're screwed-If they live in a super Earth reaching escape velocity is not viable with chemical rockets-f they don't have a moon it also complicates things-If there are few planets in their system, they have less resources available-If their star is a red dwarf, their solar energy generation will be shittier than oursWe actually got a decent hand
>>215931369>-If they're acquatic life forms they're screwedperhaps not
>>215931224>600 nukes explode in the northern hemisphere and 500 million people die>NOOOO!!!! HUMAN CIVILIZATION WILL STOP FOREVER. WE WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS TRAGEDY BECAUSE HUMANS ARE NOTORIOUSLY DEFEATIST AND TIMID. NEVERMIND THAT MOST PLACES IN THE WORLD WONT HAVE A NUKE DROPPED WITHIN 1000 MILES OF THEM. PACK IT UP BOYS. SHOW IS OVER, HISTORY WILL STOP!!!
>>215931201Space isn’t real
>>215931284>mfw I still haven't seen Ick yet
>>215931668You're better than this /hor/ bro. You need to watch Ick ASAP.
>>215931668Less attractive people more likely to give out compliments.
https://youtu.be/bW9MWCK6kgA
>>215921422I actually liked that movie
>>215928819Thank you.
>>215921072>>215921072Thats because it show faggotry as a bad thing, thats all, but it explain anal probing, why they look like pedophiles (manlets with no muscle, hairless, etc) why they do evething in secret, etc, it explain aliens phenomena as the earth being alone because we are space childs for them, but some perverts came and do perverts things with us, is a masterpiece.
>>215931994> pedophilesWhat is a pedophile?Are you just a tall ugly guy who would look wierd with an 18 year old?
>>215931994> but it explain anal probing, why they look like pedophiles (manlets with no muscle, hairless, etc) why they do evething in secret, etc, it explain aliens phenomena as the earth being alone because we are space childs for them,Based on my real life experiences almost every night, the most vocal people about “muh pedos” always sound ugly on mic. My gamertag is “bigagegap” and every guy that types out “pedo” non stop in chat eventually starts shouting it in voice chat and they all sound nasally and no bass.
>>215928819Thank you for being a retard.
>>215932097I am dead serious, it explain why they do everything in secret, imagine an isle of stone age retards that behave like childs in the middle of asia, the world chose to leave them alone, but some perverts go in their boats from time to time, imagine your old rich dude with micro pennis that want to diddle a little kid, some go there, capture one, drug him/her rape and leave them abandoned, others just go there and show their cell phones and have something more consensual with them, you have in Brazil cases of aliens forcing men to have sex with female aliens while they watch, space cucks? idk, but for me that movie explain a lot and the best part is that is supported by The Bible, is the fallen angels having sex with humans again.
>>215932262You're the retard, he is right
Is there a more OP villain than Calvin from Life if it's loose on Earth?
>>215931776Very true. I meant to watch it during October yet it somehow fell by the wayside…
>>215932321You're a retard, HE is right.
>>215931338Pls respond, I actually want to watch this movie again
>>215931338>>215932567>movie where the elite escape earth and travel to an earth-like planet where they're promptly devoured by giant birds
>>215932699>unironically trusting jewgle AIThat doesn't happen in Pandorum.
>>215933045Also pretty sure the film is Don't Look Up which isn't a horror film.
>>215932475Nope.
>>215933118From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele
>>215929254They taught the Incas everything they knew
>>215933292Correct.
>>215931338don't look up
>>215933292incidentally everything they knew was how to stack rocks
>>215932699> >>215932567 #>movie where the elite escape earth and travel to an earth-like planet where they're promptly devoured by giant birdsOnly 10% of Americans are doing “very well.” For the bottom 90%, they have been hugely affected by mass layoffs, ai and inflation. The top 10% do 50% of the consumption and the bottom 90% have cut back spending for over 6 months now. There are many horror and non horror movies that show a future with a very big wealth gap>Elysium>Metropolis>Demolition Man>Judge Dredd>Total Recall Remake
>>215933541Jeetspam
>>215933585>t. bottom 90%
>>215933541>t. Harshad living in Toronto
>>215933992You are in the bottom 10% of mental wellness.
>>215934050Networth/income is tied to mental wellness.
>imagine trusting your government>imagine being a fully functional adult and believing in aliens
Thoughts?>>215934255>>215934277>>215934300>>215934408
>>215921072Holy filtered
>>215934466Aliens are real because it's cooler if they're real.
What was the found footage one?Fourth kind?
>>215934466Dumb asses believe in aliens.
I want a TCM multiverse.
>>215934597>dude, humanity fuck yeah, aliens can’t come here; we’re all there is; humanity fuck yeahGod skeptics sound so fucking cringe
>>215931915Same. It wasn't great or anything but it had a weirdly cozy vibe. Just a bunch of weird shit happening in a little country town in the middle of nowhere while Richard Gere looks confused.
>>215934661Aliens and space isnt real dumb ass.
why do some people get so butthurt about ayy lmaos, who the fuck knows whats possible, humans are aliens in space if you think about it
>>215934870use your brain
>>215934900just did
>>215934870Space isnt real
>>215934965how can that be when there is space in your ass for my erect penis
Not like the ayys are ever going to land on earth and be like, wow time to probe your nostrils and vivisect you.
>>215934633multiverse are retardos, i hate Marvel for making this shit massive
I'm glad the thread is active but also it's a disaster.Next time no /x/-baiting, please.
>>215935198Multi dimensions are real but space isnt.
watching this rn
>>215935381You don't need to be actively watching horror movies to want a place to discuss horror movies. I watch very few of them outside of October but I always like to talk about the ones I've seen here
>>215935457Oh great, he's made it into pastaffs
>>215934870Religious nutcases
>>215935214/x/ shit should be reported at sight even in the OP
>>215921072Christopher Walken making alien frens isn't kino?https://youtu.be/gaRs75lDRMM?si=4_NCyQ74DrsTpzkT
>>215935560He got banned for 3 days over it, so of course it'll live rent free in his head now LEL
>>215935700i don't remember this from king of new york
>>215935214Kek, it's all good.
marathoned Lets Scare Jessica to Death (1971) last night, what did I think of it?
By the way, if space isnt real then how do you explain this?
>>215921332Bad, would have been much better as a 45 minute twilight zone ep
>>215935938?
>>215935560What?
It's kino time, boys.
Blair Witch Project 2 wasn't that bad.
Scott Derrickson's new project has been announced, it's a full length adaption of a short horror film called Harvester which has played at some festivals. >The short follows Eva, a desperate woman and her companion, as they bring a bound man to an abandoned house, where they summon a mythical creature. Their dark bargain promises a chance to revisit the past, but the price may be higher than they imagined.
>>215936662It’s gonna be live!
>>215936532>>215936626Every time you post the same canned replies whenever anyone calls you out, it only confirms you're the same poster. Eat a bunch of shit and end your life ASAP.
>>215936122>yfw leprechauns are real but space isn't
>>215936760> a desperate woman and her companionWtf? So her cuck?
>>215936828Confirms what? I don’t get it.
>>215936899obsessed freak, stop watching so much porn
>>215936919Confirms the 80s live rent-free in your head, brownie cuck
>>215936935What are you talking about?
>>215935457So you talk about the same movies every time here?
>>215936983Your cell carrier is Freedom Mobile
>>215935457Stop shitting up the general with the same films.
>>215937053No one knows what you’re talking about
>>215921072THE ICEIS GONNA BREAK
Going to rec Pandemonium to open minded anons. It's basically an anthology where 1 out of the 3 segments is really good and they fumble the other 2 with european misery porn.
>>215936756BWP2 is super metaIn the "real world" BWP actually happened and 2 is a Hollywood film adaptation of it. The actors recorded BTS footage in character talking about how making a blockbuster movie about a real disappearance had been controversial and they were getting blowback for it.
>>215937299you are recommending me 1/3 of a film?
>>215937158lolalso you're going to get some ice cream and eat it too fast
Hopes and expectations?
>>215937417This could also basically be said if anyone recommending any given VHS entry
>>215937417Basically yeah. If inclined, you can skip them though after a night to sleep on it, I think suffering through them is part of the experience.
>>215937158Isn't that from that Stephen King adaptation he did in the 80s?
>>215937435The Banana Splits Movie > Willy's Wonderland > Five Nights at Freddy's
>>215937435>hopesMcKenna Grace and Elizabeth Lail are forced to makeout to distract the animatronics.>expecationsLail and Hutcherson will be sidelined too much for younger characters when they're actually a kino pair I want to see more of.Lillard will get a bigger role because everyone loved him in the first one.
>>215937299> to open minded anons.Like your relationship with ur gf?
>>215937521lmao what a cuck
>>215937521another cuck obsessed post, you really are a porn fried sicko.
>>215937521Don't project onto me thanks.
>>215937435Total Zoomer Death
>>215937517Also I think they'll learn the wrong lesson like MTHREEGAN and go "wow the kiddos loved this, lets go even sillier" instead of making it a horror film.
>>215937435I still don't know wht the fuck this is about
holy fuck the jeet still here, motherfucker off yourself
>>215937521See >>215936828
Cucked general
>>215921027I guess since Altered anon isn't around I'll have to post for him.
>>215937407I'm partial to it just because I tend to enjoy Jeffrey Donovan
you think it's worth paying $20 to go to this goth flea market to meet women?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67GjBOfrfuw
i don't like zombie movies anymore
>>215938213Yeah
>>215938213man that's a lot of garbage, I detest materialist kitsch like that. any woman there is going to be with a boyfriend or ugly/fat and if they're hot- especially if they're hot- so mentally ill and self-destructive it negates any pussy power.
>>215938213loll nope
>>215938127>Jeffrey Donovanwas villains good?
>>215938303I'll take chubby with low self-esteem and likes horror, just no weed addict bpd cutter shit
>>215938334Still need to catch that one
>>215938009Is that real??
>>215938338Oh and she has to be into cuckolding
>>215938238>imbd 5/10>rotten tomatoes 9/10huh.>drag queensah.
>>215938692Okay, nazi
>>215938338> I'll take chubby with low self-esteem and likes horror, just no weed addict bpd cutter shitI just owned some noobs in a game and started calling them losers. Then he replies with “at least I have a gf.”My teammate replied to him with “i have a gf” and I said “i am single.”Dude goes, we can tell you are single. I say “I been single for 10 years. I am rich and I still got my looks. Why are you implying a gf is some trophy”Then he goes “a gf is a trophy for you.”Yet he was the one to mention. lmao wtf. Average people, man. I go like “you are the one needs a gf for female companionship.” Normies man. Understandable when age 10-20, best most care free times. 96% of males still couldnt find a gf. So when they do become some provider to some used up female, they feel like they won a trophy.
>>215938238you did this to yourself, you tf watch this? fags and trans against zombies in a 2 dollar budget flick
>>215939019this is an embarassing post even for pissman
>>215937517>McKenna Grace and Elizabeth Lail are forced to makeout to distract the animatronics.Id watch it
What do you want to see next in the Scream franchise?
>>215939333Fucking retire it.It died with Wes Craven.
>>215939333I want the series to end with Sydney becoming the killer herself.
>>215939333Mecha-Ghostface
>>215939373
>>215939239yeah no shit sherlock, every post from pissman is like that
>>215939373IN SPACE
>>215939333Give me weird Ghost Face variants. Carnival Scream, Scarecrow Scream etc... they make all these new masks each year and do little with them outside of DBD
>>215939357Fuck that, this is the dumbest slasher trope of all
>>215939239you watch cartoons
>>215939414no, I don't unless you consider the simpsons. weird flex given you are a gaymer.
>>215939399This.
>>215939399You could do a riff on how the young people are bored with movies and need constant excitement, even more violence than ever. Have like 3 killers but they're changing masks to make the victims think there's even more of them than there is.
torrents for this are out. high recommendation
>>215939477you watch the simpsons
>>215939549>he doesn't enjoy the greatest tv show of all timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo
>>215939516That could work
>>215939562Nta but grow up
Instead of ghost face, what if it were gay face and he looks terrified because he's gay
>>215939628
>>215939662kek
>>215939536I should probably watch the Bava film before I watch a ripoff.
>>215939684How was the new trilogy?
I just put on the French Sex Murders
>>215939746Ah, The French Sex Murders lol you’ve officially stepped into the sleazy chaotic corner of giallo where everything is extra on purpose.Bro if you’re putting it on now, here’s what to expectIt is chaotic sleaze giallo hybrid, not classy Argento, not tight Bava. More like>What if a murder mystery was directed during a cocaine thunderstorm?>Plot coherence is optional but the vibes are immaculate.>Music is wild, bro, sometimes in ways that sound like a parody of a giallo.Donald O’Brien and Anita Ekberg doing exactly the type of acting that belongs in a neon- lit 1970s Euro-murder circus.Enjoy bro
>>215939798ChatGPT post.
>>215939820I typed this dumb ass
>>215939863No you didn't, but writing "the vibes are immaculate" unironically on 4chan would be grounds to kill yourself.
>>215939045Wish this qt starred in more horror.>>215939798Hi Chat!
>>215939912she would be kino as a countess bathory evil dominatrix type
>>215939912O_O
>>215939907Ok, ESL.
>>215939907>>215939912Reads like a person wrote it.
>>215924441It's all CGI. The fact that it's a grainy video is a dead giveaway.
>>215940009stop spamming. stop bot posting. literally get a hold of your autism.
>>215940009Lmao thanks for telling us you're ESL without directly admitting it.
>>215939798Movie is pretty good so far.
What's his best 3 films?
>>215940133Overrated pos.
>>215940133Videodrome, The Fly, Scanners.
Cabinanon made a thread on /ck/
>>215940133Videodrome, The Fly, Naked Lunch
>>215940133I need to watch more to answer properly>The Brood>The Fly>Scanners (but only because it launched the sequels kek)
>Christopher Lee is in my Saturday horror watchGood tidings.
>>215940133He is so overrated.
>>215940133He has to be one of the most overrated directors ever.
>>215940160>>215940630>>215940661Chat, is this samefagging?
>>215940133I saw his version of the Fly after seeing the original. The Berg version was like some ugly Jewish dork fantasy. Gross. Major downgrade.
Just put on Backlash on Tubi
>>215940925Go to sleep, Sundar.
>>215940979Who do you think you are talking to? This is an anonymous site. Stop trying to pretend you know who is who. Do you even watch horror?
>>215941024I know exactly who I'm talking to and I will continue bullying you as I please, lowly brown peasant.
>>215921089>>215921142>>215924857>>215927276What’s the movie? Reverse image giving me nothing
>>215941095Not any of those anons, but it's Solvent. A very homosexual found footage film.
>>215941095Solvent.
>>215941086Not him.
>>215941086You can’t bully me. You sound stupid. Stop shitting this place up.
>>215941104>A very homosexual found footage film.You just managed to describe 99% of FF films in a single word. Sure, Solvent was all over the place but at least it wasn't snooze-inducing like Blair Witch.>>215941162I will continue to do so as long as you keep slurping biryani and shitting up this street of a thread 24/7.
>>215940979Please stay on topic and keep your dumb e-drama out of this general.
>>215941224See >>215936828
>>215941162He's right you faggot spammer. Same as everyone else who points out your samefagging. Do everyone a favour and ask ChatGPT for the fastest suicide methods.
>>215941104>>215941117Many thanks, lads
>>215941243Nta but what is wrong with chatgpt?
>Nta butWhy does he always do this without fail? I will never understand who he thinks he's fooling
Anonymous board btw. Stop attaching namefags to post.
>>215941503
>>215941503nta but i do it too
>>215941506Stop samefagging and we won't have to call you out every thread. Simple as.
>>215941533No one is samefagging
>>215941533Literally it seems he can't stop. He's far, far too thin skinned to be on this site.
>>215941582He literally can't stop >>215941568What do you even call this? He's obviously a habitual liar but this goes waaayyyyy deeper than that. No doubt he was molested by an 80s horror actor as a child.
I'll bake
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just finished lowlifes. didnt like the ending.
>>215941620>I'll tear your ass apart!
