star trek sex with shran editionPreviously: >>215898165Previouslier: >>215873261
star trek sex with shran
>>215923618star trek sex with shran
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Added the Dukat soundfonts to the Dominion War piece. I think it's fully baked now.https://vocaroo.com/1OCFiHsXmvNP
>>215923663"hi we're the Dominion" has been stuck in my head
>>215923663am I crazy or does Dukat sound different in this song in particular in all the versions you posted? he sounds more chilled out or low-energy or something.
Do you think Picard getting stabbed through the heart was a closed loop, and the reason he laughed was always that he realized that getting stabbed meant he had succeeded in correcting the timeline, or do you think it was all a near-death experience, and the reason he laughed was simply due to shock?
>>215923663based af
>>215923807yes
>>215923663Enjoyed it
>>215923757Yeah he's a bit less manic in this one. I might regenerate the voice but I got a few other tracks I want to bang out first
>>215923899eh nta anon but it works at this point he's very focused and trying to present a front of calm reasonable control
>>215923940i interpreted it as he's actually run down and tired of dealing with all the war bullshit lol
>>215923951well that too
>>215923899Most /trek/folks want to hear the song: 'Magical Mr. Mistoffelees'. From CATS!. But with lyrics about Neelix instead.
>>215923940>>215923951>tired of dealing with bullshit>very focused and trying to present a front of calm reasonable controlit checks out
>>215923973literally no-one wants to hear that or even think about it
>>215924093kinonot badkinokinoeh
>>215924093i will tune in for this one because I'm a Spockfuckerdon't remember megakinonever seen iti hate Northstar
>>215924093>He was more than a hero. He was a cowboy man.
>>215924123>>215924172I thought it was a fun 'sode. Didn't know it was disliked.
>>215924247from what i remember of why I didn't like it it's basically a whole lot of timewasting nothingburger until they reveal the "TWIST," which is boring and raises even more questions than it answered (which are never answered) and then there's a gay shootout who fucking cares
>>215923973Best I can do is thishttps://vocaroo.com/1hbv6oyrsH8p
>>215924247yea but you're a retarded zoomy, who cares what you think?
>>215924339>then there's a gay shootout who fucking caresholy faggaroni it's a western episode you dolt
>>215924417Liking cowboys is quintessentially Boomer.
>>215924575>sodefuck off zoomer
>>215924528the shootout is gay because the 30 minutes leading up to it were boring and stupid and I just wanted the episode to be over. >OMG GUNS AND PEOPLE GETTING SHOTisn't gonna just make it all better
>>215924384
>>215923618>>215923627>>215923629Based!!!
>>215924623You can take 'sodes from my cold, dead hands.
>>215924711faggot
>>215924711>Copium about the word "side"Should I call it... sodium?Na
>>215924711Those look like Burger King toys. I'm now envisioning Burger King doing DS9 themed kids meals.
>>215924508shran posters go in here...
>>215924784fuck you bitch
>>215924384thank you anon
>>215924796fuck you friendless pathetic faggot
>>215924753
>>215924727no u
>>215924850>Phaser? I hardly know her!
>>215924877>sodeyou don't fool anyone and I've had enough of your shit
>>215924850that part with Spock pointing to text is very memeable
>>215924796>>215924837now kiss with shran
>>215924952I think you misunderstand. It's short for 'episode'. We say it on /trek/. To save time. So we have more time to talk about 'sodes.
>>215925118no we don't you do, we say ep like a non faggot only you say>sodebecause your a massive faggot who is basically avatar fagging, you massive faggot
>>215925083It's canon because Andorians marry in groups of four or more.
>>215923663Hey Anon, can you share how you write things like Dukat or Cardassia so the AI pronounces it correctly?
>>215925145I've seen many use it. And, I didn't coin it. But, I think you're just backpedalling now. Because I had to explain to you what it meant. And you were confused. Which made you upset.
>>215924850That makes sense since TOS was all ages. DS9 was more geared towards teens and adults with its themes.Another reason modern Trek fails, it's for adults (millennials) only.
>>215925212no its only you, you idiotic faggot, funny how you think you fooled anyone into thinking its commonly used, delusional af. You cringy loser
>>215925212also did you ever notice how you almost never get replies? its because of your faggotry everyone knows what you are doing you fucking loser
>>215925245It's funny though because TMP was the opposite of a kids movie, something like TWOK would have made a better McDonald's tie-in
>>215925161It's not consistent depending on genre and such but generally>dew-COT>Dah-MARR>Cardassia (sometimes; but if it starts sounding a bit like Kardashian i switch to CardASS-ee-yah>Whey-Oon>Zee-Yall>Kira (sometimes; Keera always works)>Klingons (sometimes; Cling-Gones usually works)basically treat it like a small child and write it as phonetically as possible
>>215925280I say 'sode as well
>>215925339>Cling-Goneskek
>>215924661Pretty based how she ended up turning into the ultimate cute girl next door. Neelix obviously had a good eye.
>>215925212NTA, nobody says "sode" except offsite tourists.
>>215925353>as welllmao, yes we know you do, and you are the only one who does its very fucking obvious you retarded zoomy
does anyone have that gif/webm of worf looking upset/annoyed and saying 'I do NOT understand'
>>215925339
>>215925339>Whey-Oonlmao
>>215923663
>>215923663That was unreasonablty good. I'm going to use that as driving music.
>>215923663it's no dukat did nothing wrong (original) but it's pretty catchy
>>215925559Do you have a link to that? I've never heard it.
>>215925575Dukat Did Nothing Wrong: The Album https://vocaroo.com/1aadoG5fCgdL Dukat did nothing wronghttps://vocaroo.com/157hIfazu0Ls Civil Defensehttps://vocaroo.com/1jvGQ2Ha6ZJw Dukat Returns to Gracehttps://vocaroo.com/12B666RYD6QL An Impartial man (Necessary Evil)https://vocaroo.com/18Q7uZYC2wcO Ziyalhttps://vocaroo.com/1OCFiHsXmvNP Dominion Warhttps://vocaroo.com/17NUyagYZRf8 Your Momhttps://vocaroo.com/1gVGzysdm2Kq Unappreciated man (waltz) https://vocaroo.com/13B6gBdIiNYJ Covenanthttps://vocaroo.com/1ke7AzNUXVPp Send Me An Anjohlhttps://vocaroo.com/1c49x4DCRbwp Double Trouble (Defiant)https://vocaroo.com/1kWuw7s5zOIM Double Trouble (Defiant rock opera ver.)
>>215925713DDNW was cleaned up a bithttps://vocaroo.com/19NwWEu1CNzci have updated Return to Grace and Civil Defense and remastered Send me an Anjohl, ill find and reupload those eventually
>>215925791thanks I thought it might be a bit out of date
>>215925575technically speaking this is the 2nd draft of the first version (afaik) https://vocaroo.com/1iWaxxhBRopB
>>215925791honestly I prefer this one https://vocaroo.com/1aadoG5fCgdL it goes hard
>>215925713Thanks very much fren.
>>215924384Send this back to the depths of Gre'thor from whence it came.
>>215926098Oh come on, it's pretty funny.
>>215925866for me this is the best version it sounds the most new wavey like it's supposed to and the vocals are on so on point I love the intensity of how he says >NOW ITS TIME TO HIT THA...PROMANAAAAAADE
>>215925791Would it ever be possible to tell the AI to sing in Alaimo's voice?
I feel like I am missing out on something; is this supposed to sound like Dukat's voice (the way other AI voice clones somewhat resemble the voice actor singing)?Also are there songs being parodied that I'm not aware of on account of me being old, or are these original music (in addition to original, satirical lyrics)?Not being autistic, I've listened to the cast of TF2 sing numerous songs, it's just the voice doesn't sound like Dukat and I'm not recognizing the songs being parodied.
>>215926559>is this supposed to sound like Dukat's voiceno. anon made a "persona" meaning he created how this voice sounds and has been using it for all the songs as the character of "Dukat." it's not literally meant to sound like Marc Alaimo
>>215926559also the idea isn't really song parody it's in the style of a rock opera of DS9 from the perspective of Dukat and all his shenanigans. Anon plays around with "genre" versions like new wave, disco, yacht rock etc. he writes the lyrics himself and the music is generated with AI assistance. there's a whole process he has explained a few times it kinda seems similar to making stuff with Vocaloids or something
>>215925363>What is it you think you know, old woman?
>>215926717how would pulaski have handled not!hillary
>>215923618I like how all the aliens in Star Trek have something glued to their forehead lol
not listening to your AI slop
>>215926586Ah, I see>>215926667Thanks for the explanation
it's crazy how slopera anon is like literally the only person I have ever seen using gen AI correctly
>>215926928shhh you're gonna get the AI webm poster madi hate his grotesque edits
After two full siphon pots of coffee I've finally been able to make some progress on updating Send Me an Anjohl (I'll be fucking with it more since it's the penultimate track)https://vocaroo.com/1dpGdywinRGIbrb shitting myself
>>215926821Assisted her during surgery.>>215926928AI music generation is generally of better quality than other forms, Suno has a lot of cool tracks.
>>215927014it's not just about the quality, there is a lot of human input and refinement because anon has an actual creative spark and vision of what the end product should be. it's not just shitting slop out based on a prompt.
>>215923618Is there a bigger slab of FUCK MEAT than shran?
>>215927002>My CHIIIIIIILDKino song
>>215926928thank youapologies for the shit-ass screenshot collage but i'm in conference call while tweaking songs. but as you can see the best use case for AI is rapid prototyping. it requires a lot of post facto tweakingis it still slop? yeah probably, but like a sloppy joe. a manwich if you will
remember when kia got fired at the begining of season 2 and we were supposed to believe sisko and crew actually gave a shit about a dumbass bajoran terrorist they knew for less than a year?ds9 fucking sucks
>>215926858You can either have varied and complex alien designs, or you can have 26 hours of content a year.
>>215927710>remember when kia got fired at the begining of season 2i actually don't
>*harumphs*I'm coming out in support of 'sode. It's an old /trek/ meme but it checks out.
>>215927913it was part of the lame circle saga where the bajorans showed why they deserved the occupation.
>>215928310that's a funny onewhere the spoonheads were selling weapons to the bajewans without them ever knowing
Your least favourite main character from TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY and ENT lads?
>>215928571I haven't watched VOY or ENT yet since I'm still pretty new to Star Trek but>TOS: Sulu (only because he's so bland compared to the other characters)>TNG Troi>DS9: Keiko
>>215928638Keiko hardly counts as main desuMain = appears in almost every single episodeKeiko cumulatively appears in probably about 20ish episodes of DS9's 173.Garak's probably more main than she is.
https://deadline.com/2025/11/star-trek-movie-jonathan-goldstein-john-francis-daley-1236616716/Looks like the PAIN TRAIN is going to keep on rollin' for Trek fans. They won't be letting the IP cool off at all, even post-Secret Hideout.I expect this will be yet another fucking Kirk/Spock prequel/reboot fucking thing.
>>215928571>TOS: Uhura>TNG: Troi>DS9: Jake (debatable if he's really main, though)>VOY: Neelix
>>215928923>yet another fucking Kirk/Spock prequel/reboot fucking thing.knock yourselves the fuck out. this is by far the easiest type of shit to ignore.
>>215928571TOS- Bones (I only consider Kirk, Spock, and Bones to be mains in TOS)TNG- TroiDS9- DaxVOY- Kes
>>215928571TOS: Sulu I guessTNG: TroiDS9: DaxVOY: Harry KimENT: TravisDisclaimer: I have no prejudice against east Asian males.
>>215928923Don't the new Paramount/Skydance owners hate Star Trek and want to take a break from it? They officially killed the Kelvin timeline instead of leaving it on Read.
>>215928923>the guys who did the Dungeons and Dragons movieDid anyone see this? Did this movie just completely disregard the source material or was it pretty faithful?Because if these are the kinds of guys who ignore source material, we're in trouble>>215929033No, I think they actually are quite pro-Trek and recognize it's one of the most valuable IPs they have, it's just been mishandled.Not that I think they'll stop mishandling it, I expect it will just be mishandled in a new way.
>>215923663God DAMN
>>215929069>Did this movie just completely disregard the source material or was it pretty faithful?I remember some people liking it here at least. By virtue of being a movie it'll have to be more actiony
>>215923663>fighting the Klinnons>dumb AI can't even say the word Klingonliterally ruined in like the first line
>>215928571>Uhura>Guinan>Sisko>Tuvok>Mayweather
>>215923663>>215929223Actually, I take it back. Aside from that one flub, it was pretty solid. Could you really not get the guy to say Klingon, though? Or was it an oversight?
>>215929069>Did anyone see this? Did this movie just completely disregard the source material or was it pretty faithful?I'm a D&D secondary but it seemed to have a good balance between being faithful to the source material and appealing to a wider audience. It only suffered from the usual woke tropes of having a useless black character, and a Barbarian girlboss throwing men around like dolls.
>>215929422Well any female character can get 20 str so oddly that's one of the continuities in which that sort of thing wouldn't bother me.Interesting. Maybe we'll get a better version of JJ Trek, then. Actiony and ultimately soulless but decent characterizations.
>>215929388it's not that egregious
>>215923663this one is really super catchy
>>215929357
>>215923663I just realized how "Shut up Weyoun" is a callback to Waltz but technically this song comes first it's gonna hit different to people listening through for the first time
>>215929388>Could you really not get the guy to say Klingon, though? Or was it an oversight?I'll regenerate the section when I'm back at a desktop. I missed it, my bad.
>>215928571TOS: SuluTNG: TroiDS9: WorfVOY: JanewayENT: The Suliban
>>215929914Good stuff anon. I hope you'll publish it all when you're done.
>Nobody ever had to teach me the justice trick. That's something I've always known. A racial memory from my species, I guess. It's really the only clue I have to what kind of people they are. Are these kinds of thoughts appropriate for a Starfleet log? I don't care. There's no room in justice for loyalty or friendship or love. Justice, as the humans like to say, is blind. I used to believe that. I'm not sure I can anymore.
https://x.com/CalumWorthy/status/1988283207138324487This is dark enough to warrant a Star Trek episode. Jesus Christ.Are there any episodes that touch on this? Maybe the one where the alien poses as that kid's dead mother?
>>215930295Actually, my DS9 choice should be any one of the Weyoun. But I still can't stand Worf.
>>215930344you're thinking of Black Mirror, not Star Trek. the closest I think it ever came to a Black Mirror plot was "Hard Time"
>>215930344If people in 2010 knew how AI would be used in 2025, they'd ban it from even being invented.
>>215930344This alone is enough to justify a Butlerian Jihad. What an abomination.
>>215930322My goal is to drop it in one download NLT New Years Eve.
>>215930344the one where the old lady scientist kills the crystaline entity
>>215930777personally I think you oughta release it on Spotify
>>215930344Fucking hell, this is terrible. If you want a Trek episode that sort of touches on this there's the one where the alien has Janeway in a coma and is posing as her father trying to take her to the afterlife.
>>215930344
>>215930356>my DS9 choice should be any one of the Weyouni don't get hating them all equally there is a pretty clear hierarchy
>>215931271kek yeah it is kind of like that episode, good call out
>>215928571>TOS - Sulu>TNG - Wesley>DS9 - Rom>VOY - Harry>ENT - Hoshi
Sulu is not a main character. don't @ me.
>>215931611While TOS does focus more on the Kirk-Spock-Bones trio, I can see why people want to include the rest of the notable TOS cast even if they aren't exactly on the same level.
>>215928571The only main characters from TOS are Kirk, Spock, and McCoy and that's a real horrible choice but I'd have to say>TOS: McCoy>TNG: Troi>DS9: Dax (how could anyone pick anything else?)>VOY: Torres >ENT: T'pol (only Archer, Trip, and T'pol count, like TOS)
>>215931695Malcom is a main character and also the best one so fuck you buddy
>>215931717I like Mal too though and I think it's retarded ENT stopped focusing on its ancillary crewmen and became the Archer/Trip/T'Pol show.
>>215931748idk what you're talking about because Malcom vs the MACOs was like one of the only plotlines I was remotely interested in in the show at one point
>>215931794If you don't understand what I'm talking about you need to watch more s3 TNG - VOY Trek and see how ensemble casts were normally handled during that period. Each character would get focus episodes, multiple episodes per seasons for each character quite often. Compare that to ENT where Travis gets one episode and like two b-plots the entire series. Even Mal who gets the most focus outside of the 3 doesn't get anything near as much as other ensemble cast members of previous Berman Treks.
>>215930344Absolutely demonic
>>215931862well ok you're right. Malcom got more than most. Hoshi and Freighterman get N O T H I N G
>>215931883Yeah, all I can remember about Hoshi is that one weird episode where that psychic alien tries to rape her, kek
>>215928571>TOS - mccoy>TNG - tasha that one year, pulaski that other year, >DS9 - odo>VOY - everyone but tuvok, janeway and seven>ENT - trip
>>215931957there's also the one where it's hoshi having a panic attack the entire episode.
>>215931968>he doesn’t like TuvokIt’s ok, many people here have shit tastes
>All this McCoy slander in the threadWe need some Bones positivity to counter it!
>>215928571>TOS: Spock>TNG: Worf>DS9: Worf>VOY: idk>ENT: Archer
>>215932044I love McCoy and I would take him over most of the top characters of any of the other shows but if I have to choose the weakest between Kirk, Spock, and McCoy, well... what else can I do!
oops i forgot to stop namefagging
>>215932063If TOS wasn't the Kirk show we would have had multiple episodes each season of McCoy saving people while away from the crew. He deserved his own Ensigns of Command type episodes.
>>215932127I would argue it was less the Kirk show and was simply centred around the bridge and bridge crew, but I also wouldn’t have minded a few more McCoy focused episodes fwiw
>>215931611I was going to disagree with you by saying anyone that has their name in the opening credits is a main character, but then I remembered Shatner, Neemoy and Kelly were the only ones named in the TOS opening, so you are correct and I will update my hate list accordingly.>TOS - Spock>TNG - Beverly>DS9 - Both Dax hosts>VOY - Harry>ENT - Hoshi
>>215932030you read it wrong. my least fav is everyone but tuvok, janeway and seven
>>215927857SO maybe we and have two or three? It's not scifi anymore, it's set state space opera and all the stories have been told.
>>215932247You’re right, I’m retarded, but you responded to a frog poster in a non-frog thread, so let’s call it even
>>215923663>https://vocaroo.com/1OCFiHsXmvNPThis is actually amazing, well done anon. Thanks for sharing it with us.
>>215932359you're not retarded. you just read something wrong. are you always this hard on yourself
Just watched the TNG episode where the qt engineer who invented the enterprise boards and finds out Geordi made a horny program of her. >how many programs have you made of me? One for every day of the week?!?>one for every hour of the day.
>>215928571>TOS: Can't decide, they are all pretty solid or at least entertaining>TNG: Beverly and Wesley>DS9: Keiko and Odo>VOY: Chakotay, Neelix, Kim>ENT: Archer, Malcolm, Hoshi, Archer's dog, Travis
>>215932530>Computer, start 'Sucky Sucky' sequence Alpha One
>>215932282if the stories are worth telling, they are worth telling again
>>215932530>>how many programs have you made of me? One for every day of the week?!?>>one for every hour of the day.Barclay, Geordi and Tiron at the roundtable of the Hologooning Consortium
>>215923663Can I get the rest of the tracks?
>>215932653I don't disagree, but can we try creativity again? Are creators with imaginations still a thing, or is branding simply everything now?
>>215932732When people found out about their sex programs they were repulsed but there was never any mention of legal repercussions. I guess in the federation making sex programs of real people is looked down on but legal
>>215932859yeah there's really nothing inherently illegal in keeping it for personal use. if you tried to sell it or something then maybe.
>>215932859Probably like AI generated porn of real people today. It's pointless to try and ban it.
>>215932802There's a collation of links above that are mostly accurate, that said I'm tweaking them constantly like Mike Oldfield did with Tubular Bells so I'd suggest waiting until the drop at end of year when I can finally put my OCD to rest swear to fuckin God I have no idea how this one off shitpost became a six month long effort posting project
>>215932913>>215932859and before some idiot tries to say Trion's program was illegal, no, Odo literally says he was going to arrest Quark specifically for hacking into personnel logs
>>215931454I just don't like the character.
>>215933122he's not a main cast anyway
>>215931611it's sad how takei thinks he was
>>215932522Y..yes
>>215931611@anonHe was one in most of the movies at least
>>215933226I always love how Takei claims Shatner deliberately stole his screen time during season 2 when the real reason Sulu doesn't appear much is because he was filming WW2 moviesBut of course the folks over on preddit believe him because Bill is evil or something.
>>215927857It still blows my mind that's Hector from Breaking Bad
>>215928571TOS: Havent seen it yetTNG: WesleyDS9: Kira*VOY: Havent seen it yetENT: Hoshi**Not because of the actress but for the way the character is written
>>215933359>*Not because of the actress but for the way the character is writtenexplain?also anyone who doesn't like Weyoun also please explain
>>215933357Here you go anon
I like Odo, but man... he looks like a fucking freak.Like some deranged JoJo character that crawled out of a TV
>>215933160So he's a recurring character... So what?I still can't stand him.
>>215933455It always stuck me as odd when his hair was in disarray. Like he can’t mimic a natural face but a head full of individual hairs is no problem? Doubt
>>215933487the anchor post asked about main characters specifically
>>215933455It didn't really make sense that he never figured out how to look properly human. Any rando changeling can do it perfectly and he lived with humanoids all his life.
>>215933492Oh no. I broke the rules.So sue me. Lol.
>>215933488he can mimic a natural face he just doesn't bother. also the hair in disarray thing was just something Rene did without asking anyone and they kept it in in Crossfire. so I guess after that they decided his hair moving in a natural way is fine to show since the precedent was set. even if there's no explanation
>>215933517>we don’t have any actual lawyers on the ship and you’re no Data, so we’ve voluntold Lt. Worf to be your counsel. He’s a little pissed. Good luck!
>>215933455Ascent is the last episode where I actually like Odo. After this he goes from hard-boiled detective to whiny simp and it's all awful.
>>215933551worf is a morally good character who'll always do the right thing even when he's pissed off
>>215933551Kek
>>215933510it does make sense. he is not trying to mimic a specific person he is just in a humanoid form and is trying to look like "Odo." also in that one episode where he kills 2000 people for Kira it shows he did eventually bother to look more natural
>>215933589>according to Klingon law my client deserves pain sticks, we rest our case. Allow me to inflict the first blow. Kaplach!
>>215933510He should probably know after linking with the other founders but it makes sense why he initially wouldn't know how to mimic a face considering he's teaching himself how to do it.
>>215933665It gets even dumber that the female changeling from the gamma quadrant decides she’ll mimic Odo’s shitty mimicry. Bizarre choice
>>215933579>After this he goes from hard-boiled detective to whiny simpTo be fair, if you spend your entire life trying to chase a small time CI, you're a failure as a cop. At that point you might as well quit detecting and start simping.
>>215932916>I have no idea how this one off shitpost became a six month long effort posting projectit's called suffering from success
Help me out nerd niggasDS9 episode, later on in the series, I'm thinking S6 or S7.Quark does something to break the law and whilst Odo is initally on his ass, he ultimately ends up looking the other way and going on a holosuite date with Kira.I cannot for the life of me remember what it was called.
>>215933832I kind of want McMahan to back an animated version of this.
>>215933878I kind of want you to drink bleach
>>215933415Kira has a number of "we was victims" moments that are whiny and weak. Reminds me of certain minority groups irl who make that a part of their individual and cultural identity. I loathe any victimhood shit, especially if its coming from a character like hers who was supposed to be this tough resistance fighter.Hoshi I dont like just because the translator being part of the main crew feels out of place in some way. Its kind of like a Counselor Troi role shoehorned into the crew. Her job is just fiddling with some translation gadget, and she doesnt bring anything else to table other than being claustrophobic and easily spooked. Maybe wrong in not liking her, but Im open to any anon's argument as to why she's of value.
>>215933488he was human in that episode
>>215933620>one episode where he kills 2000 people for Kirahow quickly kira forgot about that lol
>>215934114Kira gives him all kinds of passes it's why I love her as a character she's so real
>>215933988its bullshit but she can learn how to speak alien languages in minutes
What do you think is the most KINO episode of every Trek show you've watched?>TOSCity on the Edge of Forever (yeah yeah I know)>TASOne of Our Planets is Missing>TNGMeasure of a Man>DS9In the Pale Moonlight>VOYLatent Image>ENTCarbon Creek (it's just fun)>DISHaven't seen>PICHaven't seen>LDThe Inner Fight/Old Friends New Planets>PROTime Amok>SNWA Quality of Mercy (honestly I had to look up the series with descriptions to figure out which was best, SNW is really bland)
>when the pah wraith was inside me >I could feel its hatred Why wasn't Jake being a corporeal rape victim ever revisited
>>215934176ENT doesnt really care about the language thing. They make communicating an issue when Hoshi is around, but there's so many times where the show just says 'fuck it' and alien races speak english- the suliban speak it amongst each other, the 1st contact 3 vulcans that crash on earth speak english, the terrorist guy on the desert planet where archer and trip get stranded... there's a lot
>>215934254based TAS enjoyerBest TAS episode for me was the final one
>>215934281Remember Kira got orb-roofied by Bareil
>>215934282where are universal translators stored, com badges, right? I was watching Resistance (Voyager S2E12) the other day where Janeway loses her com badge whilst on an alien planet and she can still communicate with the aliens completely fine.
>>215934282>the 1st contact 3 vulcans that crash on earth speak englishThat one I can forgive since the Vulcans had been watching Earth for over a century at that point.
>>215934313TAS is unironically really comfy. I wish LD were more like it, though in fairness in the later seasons it kinda did become "just Trek but lighthearted"
>>215934353>where are universal translators storedaccording to DS9, in the ear
>>215934353The DS9 episode Little Green Men shows that the universal translator is some kind of ear or head implant.
>>215933510Not to mention that he should've gained the affinity from linking with the other changelings who can do it.
>>215934397>>215934414Isn't that just a Ferengi thing though?They've got a lot of room
>>215934445no? it only makes sense for it to be an implant since it works without any combadge or tricorder or anything. otherwise it's literally magic
>>215934414Wouldn’t that fuck with Geordi’s VISOR though? You couldn’t put anything near that thing without it glitching.
one autisitc thing that pisses me off but nobody else is how aliens in the Gamma and Delta quadrants are instantaneously accepted by the universal translator.They did a bit of a struggle in the episode "Sanctuary" where the translators only began working a third of the way through the episode, but Janeway and the gang understood Neelix, Kes, the Ocampa, the Kazon, the Vidiians immediately.Also hate how they don't look "more" alien given they're further away.The further from two places on Earth, the more different the languages become (putting aside colonisation and stuff), as well as how different the people look - should aliens not be the same?I remember seeing Tosk in Captive Pursuit and thinking I was in for some kino looking freaks.But Dominion aside (who are 100% kino), Gamma quadrant is full of human looking fucks.
>Alpha QuadrantTOS, TAS, ENT, half of DS9, small bit of VOY>Gamma QuadrantHalf of DS9>Delta QuadrantMajority of VOY>Beta QuadrantSulu exploring gaseous anomalies in Star Trek 6 for 5 minutesbetabros...
>>215934578A lot of TOS and TNG are in the beta quadrant though. They just kind of combine the alpha and beta quadrants and call it the "alpha quadrant," best as I can tell from any map
>>215929223>>215929388>>215929589>>215929914Fixed, I thinkhttps://vocaroo.com/1a8CEu4xsevV
>>215934783Kino. Impressed by the slop guitar work too. You should have it generate a Kid Charlemagne-esque Larry Carlton style solo in one of these.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJcR1aq5UqI
>>215934578the Klingon and Romulan empires are both in the Beta quadrant
>>215934743makes no sense because how can you jump from between those two with no effort whatsoever, but Alpha - Gamma/Delta requires a womrhole or caretaker to get you there.Surely the distance between quadrants should be equal.
>>215934528They tried to handwave this away by saying hundreds of species all share a common ancestor. One of Picard's archeology shenanigans episodes.
>>215934863why do both talk about protecting the Alpha Quadrant throughout DS9 then?Since when have the Romulans been so altruistic?
>>215934871Agreed but that's how it is for whatever reason. Star Trek maps don't make a lot of sense.
>>215934823>You should have it generate a Kid Charlemagne-esque Larry Carlton style solo in one of these.I'll do that for my next slopera entitled star trek sex with shran
>Ezri shoots someone with a prototype gun that teleports bullets>everyone acts as if literally nothing happened, no one brings it up
>yeah....HI we're the Dominon. We're not your friend. We're just a pissed off sovereign nation
it really is something how the minefield was the lynchpin in everything because it took them like what? over a year or something to take it down? and when they finally did it was literally at the very last possible moment. if it had been gone in the first couple months of them taking the station the Dominion would have easily assraped the entire quadrant.
>Excuse me Captain, here's tomorrow's duty roster for your approval.kino moment
>>215934927please do it i want to hear a song from Shran's perspective how much he hates Vulcans, loves to fuck, and how dumb Archer is
>>215934319Kira is a slut for both the prophets and that particular vedek so I'd call that more CNC
>>215923663>2
>>215924093>What if a planet.... but it's LE WILD WEST?Literally every sci-fi show has to have an episode like this
>>215924508We need this for zoomers
>>215934871Earth isn't the centre of the coordinate system, the centre of the galaxy is. Earth is located near the border between the Alpha and Beta quadrants. The Gamma and Delta quadrants are on the other side of the galaxy.for them.
I love Tim Russ brosEverytime I read about a Tuvok-centred episode he made several suggestions to the script because he's an autismo nerd like us and it radically improves the story and/or evades any contradictions with earlier Trek shows. Random example being Meld where the OG idea was Tuvok went crazy for melding with a human psycho but he insisted it be a Betazoid as Tuvok (& Spock) has melded with other humans in the past no problem, the empathic abilities of a Betazoid fucking up the Vulcan's emotional suppression makes perfect sense.This is why you have to hire autists in front of the camera as well as behind it.
>>215936357Leonard Nimoy was the same way about Spock I wonder if it's a coincidence these kinds of people wind up playing Vulcans. whatever the cause, it's what you call, kino
>>215935692so theoretically there are parts of the Alpha Quadrant that are further away than the Borg, the Kazon, the Dominion? Why hasn't any Trek show ever gone there? Furthermore need I remind you that in TOS Kirk and the gang leaves the entire galaxy THREE times.>Once in the (production) pilot - Where No Man Has Gone Before.>Once in By Any Other Name - where robots from Andromeda attempt to kidnap the Enterprise for the 300 year journey back to Andromeda. >Is There In Truth No Beauty - (the 2nd Pulaski episode where she plays a villain) where sabotage throws the Enterprise outside of the galaxy at a relatively tame Warp 9.5.
>>215936357the guy who played the fucked up betazoid is insanely good
>>215936437oh yeah the vulcan salute thing was him a lot of Vulcan shit we take for granted is pure Nimoyand a lot of Klingon language shit is from Scotty as far as I recall
Tim Russ played a Klingon on DS9 and he was easily the best part of that shitty Dax episode
>>215936487he's in One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest (like Kai Winn) playing Billy the young little pyschoAlso Saruman's weird servant creature in LOTR Very versatile nigga
>>215936523barely recognised him desuI condone it when you can't tell but when they recycle actors and you can so tell I don't get it In S2E2 of Voyager (Initiations) Nog plays a fucking Kazon. He even still looks semi-Ferengi somehow. I also hated when Martok played a Changeling in Chimera. I could tell every scene it was him and it distracted me from what is an otherwise pretty solid episode. Michael Dorn could easily play a human (well could have before Far Beyond the Stars) and I'd absolutely be none the wiser.
>And as you can see here, this is the timeline where the cornucopia is still on the fruit of the loom logo >Yes, they changed that timeline because kanye became 2nd Hitler and killed over 12 million jews
>>215936617crazy that people alive will get to experience thisZefram Cochrane is set to be born in 5 years or so too.Which is weird as that would mean he'd be only 33 in First Contact and he definitely looked older.
>>215936609the one I couldn't get over when I saw it is Leah Brahams/Benteen
>>215936664cochrane was a hard partying alcoholic, he just looks a bit aged is all
Fucking Bros! I just watched the Star Trek: SNW musical episode and it just absolutely NAILED IT and blew it out of the water! The Fucking show is just so absolutely great, you all you all are doing yourselves a disserve by Shitting on it like Indians and not watching it!
>>215932831the trouble seems to be that the things they're creative about now fucking suck>what if a single supernova exploded all of the romulan empire?>what if starfleet had a ship that could instantly teleport to anywhere in space by using literal magical mushrooms?>what if the crew acted like current-day adult invalids?>what if [current day political thing] but without any nuance?
>>215933344Takei was likely just mad because Shatner rebuffed his sexual advances.
>>215933843The episode you are thinking of is "His Way" from Season 6. In it, lounge singer Vic Fontaine meddles in Odo's love life to push him and Major Kira together.
>>215933843The Sound of Her Voice
>>215936487>>215936551He's Brad Dourif you massive underage FAGGOTS
>>215937311i read your post in his voice
>>215936477It's not surprising that TOS breaks these rules, none of this stuff was established until TNG. In TOS, "quadrant" was never defined, but seemed to imply something akin to "the local neighbourhood"; their scientific adviser even suggested they use a different word as quadrant literally just means "a quarter" and they just ignored him. Later Treks sometimes play fast and loose with the finer points of these rules, but it's not like they just throw out the rulebook, the whole premise of VOY becomes moot if there's too much flexibility in their cartography.
>>215934004That’s a good point anon, noted. I’m only on s2 of my current rewatch and it’s probably been a decade since the last. There’s kino a comin’
>>215935052>Damar, what is this situation?>Pew, Pew!
>>215937207wrong>>215937280correct! thanks anon
>>215936664>he'd be only 33 in First Contact and he definitely looked older.surviving an irradiated earth while smoking and drinking will do that to you
>>215937362It sort of makes sense. If you’re going to arbitrarily split up the galaxy up, why not into quadrants? Alpha quad is alpha because earth is in it and it’s an earth show so the numbering starts there
>>215937516have any other quadrants ever taken exception to being called anything other than the alpha quadrant I wonder?It'd be weird for them to self identify as Beta/Gamma/Delta.
>>215937434This is an aberration!
>>215936609That Laas guy from Chimera episode- would Odo have infected him with the changeling AIDS when they linked? Odo was the unwitting superspreader. Unless my timeline is fucked up, that Laas guy wouldve died from it because he made contact with Odo then went off into the galaxy alone. When the cure was discovered Odo and the other changelings were saved, but Laas wouldve just gotten sick and died because he had no relationship with The Link and was off on his own.
>>215937712I assume the universal translator takes care of that. Obviously the Glorious Cardassian Union takes centre stage in their language, just like Romulans, and Klingons, Kazon, etc. Same thing happens in earth languages
>>215938058>That Laas guy from Chimera episode- would Odo have infected him with the changeling AIDS when they linkedIf Ira Steven Behr had any integrity he would have thought that Laas would be the proximal cause of the Nog-killing maguffin that kicks off the season arc. I'm pretty sure he hangs around here because if you're Ira Steven Behr, you'd crave reading about your favorite subject, what people think of the works of Ira Steven Behr. But not a lot of places talk about Ira Steven Behr continually. Whereas as the longest running continuous general on /tv/, we always have some opinion on Ira Steven Behr. Which means if you need to get your fix on reading about Ira Steven Behr, you go to /trek/ to read about Ira Steven Behr. Which logically means Ira Steven Behr lurks here while idling for inspiration. We know you're here, Ira Steven Behr. I'll type your name again if you confirm or deny my supposition above. Thanks, Ira.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/213331867#213334603
>>215925411If you say where Worf says it in a 'sode, I'll make a .webm for it.
>>215926989if u hate this then ur a fag
>>215929069>was the D&D movie faithful to the source materialNo, because one of the characters wasn't a minmaxer who got huffy every time his autistic character design didn't automatically win the day.
>>215930344As long as they can't make me work and pay taxes after I'm dead, I don't really care.
hello /trek/ how was your friday?my troi statue arrived today
>>215938655isn't in crazy that Troi has such a beautiful oriental mysterious accent and Marina Sirtis is all "OI GUVNAH, GIVE US A SHAG INNIT?"
>>215938808no because as TNG goes on, she starts doing the exotic accent less and less and just starts being British againby the TNG movies, she's full guvnah
>>215930344For sci-fi fans, you sure seem to hate technology.
>>215938877Yeah, you're right. Star Trek is all about "all technology is good technology!" >*sweeps the Eugenics Wars, WW3, and Omega Particles, etc under the rug*If only there were episodes about the dangers of artificial intelligence or technology run amok...>*moves a house plant in front of Return of the Archons, The Ultimate Computer, I, Mudd, the Changeling, The Doomsday Machine, and so on and so forth*
>>215930344Crazy that humans will likely be extinct by 3000 but human-looking machines will still rule the Earth
>>215930669but we knew it'd be like this in 2010look at how any sci-fi deals with AI everwe know how evil it is and yet all those tech boss billionaries are attempting to one-up eachother to accelerate it faster and faster And for good reason too. Any CEO that doesn't scream AI AI AI AI at their conferences see their market value plummet (see: Apple).
Reminder: Garak was 100% right.
>>215938981Time to set off a global EMP
>>215938987Sisko didn't even commit genocide out of self defense, he did it out of spite.
>>215939005What'd he commit genocide against? An empty planet?
>>215939005Sisko didn't genocide anyone
>>215930669>hurr durr ban it!!!1!You have a child's view of the power of government.
>>215938065>Same thing happens in earth languagesThe Middle East literally calls themselves "The Middle East" because they are obsequious.
>>215939003>waah waah i'm gonna kick down the wooden-block tower!Literal toddler mentality.
>>215935649because it's cheap
Man, "What We Left Behind" was fucking trash.
>>215939101It's cool to see the HD scenes but it's extremely masturbatory and I hate how they treat alaimo
Bajor was a back water shithole and should never have been allowed into the federation
>>215939169it wasn't allowed into the federation
>>215939101Real talk: It actually made me like the show less.
>>215938925you're putting in infinitely more thought than that shitposter
>>215939101I knew it was going to be utter shite from the moment that faggot sat at the piano.>>215939115The only redeeming thing was the HD ship fights. Everything else was on a sliding scale of cringe to annoying with nothing else mixed in. >>215939464Same, took me a couple months to resume my rewatch after seeing that.
i probably wouldn't hate ai so much if it didn't steal entry-level jobs from the workforce, make water and power more expensive in the long run due to how much it consumes, creative artificial scarcity in the realm of computer parts, end up raising prices for everything even though its usage was supposed to make things cheaper, etc.wait a minute, maybe it's actually inherently bad in 99% of use cases
I don't mind AI I just hate this faggot who goes "computer make counselor troi with big boobs lol" and it shits out some bizarre abomination and then he cries and acts like he's being attacked
>>215939685This desu. It's like rainbow hambeasts irl throwing tantrums in public for perceived slights.
>>215939563It's pretty ridiculous that people are going crazy for slop generators that recycle art in exchange for pretty much pure pollution, to the point tech companies are restarting old NPPs just to power their sloperating systems. If it was an actual intelligence. I might understand, but it's literally just garbage generators. They could get the same results climbing around in a landfill, and that exercise would be less harmful to the rest of us.
>>215939193It was about to be right before Sisko interrupted the signing ceremony during one of his psychotic breaks.
>>215938058I've always liked to think that laas blamed his terminal illness on whatever solids happened to be around him when he started getting sick and went on a killing spree until he died.
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