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>sucks you're cock at the same timeYour response?
episode 3 was shit. we get the premise, get on with the story
i can't stop thinking about this showbravo vince
>>215938159Yes, Sprouts is real and it's kino. But it can be expensive and they don't carry most mainstream brands. Practically everything is labeled "organic" and is some privately owned obscure indie brand you have never heard of. Upper middle class single white women swear by it. Also every employee looks like a Starbucks barista, no exceptions.
>>215938457which one is meant to be the villian?
>>215938463Harsh. But fair.
I hate having to wait a whole week for each episode. I want fresh discussions now dammit!
>>215938530Netflix style binge drops are cancer for discussion and cultural relavance.
I would cave. Can't say no to that face.
>>215938618Realistically, you do have to try and take advantage of the plurb somehow, provided you weren't off-the-grid pre-infection. You're guerilla fighting an enemy that has roughly 99.999% of all human knowledge. Assuming your goal is somehow removing the virus from humanity, you should be pushing it as hard as you can.
>>215938434
Am I schizo for theorizing that this is all fake and it's Carol just having a nonstop psychological metldown?
>Apple Exec: "We're very excited to be producing your new project, Vince. What direction were you planning on taking? Another crime caper set in the Southwest?">Vince: "Well ya' see the Japanese have this thing they call 'Yuri'...I think it works best when there's a 'Tsundere' and another character that makes the audience feel 'Moe'."
>>215938463Thats the story anon, sorry to break it to you. They have nowhere to go.
>>215938434holy shit what a boring nothingburger of an episode I got PTSD flashbacks of “The Fly” in the opening ice hotel scene, was grateful when it ended. But still ended up being a boring as shit filler episode anyone.>urm just because the plot didn’t advance this episode doesn’t mean the things that happened won’t have impact later on the plot!!!holy shit, the hive will do anything Carol asks?? holy fuck the implications!! that reminds me of episode 1 and 2, where we learned the hive will do anything you ask
>>215938857It fliched when it got to the atom bomb, I think thats relevant
>>215938791Yes
>>215938791No because every scene isn't from Carols POV. That tired cliche would make sense and be super predictable if it was all from Carol's POV. But the entire cold open from the premiere had nothing to do on with Carol. Then they show the pirate girl flying all the way from Bumfuckistan in a C130. The shit going down is real.
>>215938857It seems the entire point of the episode was to establish Carol had her (presumably immune) eggs frozen.
>>215938872It seems like there was a discussion going on in his head the entire time.
>>215938872OWAH ATOM BOMB?? they’ll give her an atom bomb??? this is almost too much to learn in 60 minutes, I can’t fit all of this in my brain. where will I make space for what I learned in episode 1 and 2–that the hive will give you whatever you asks for, even the nuclear football.
>>215938491Can I have sex with the cute teenage baristas?
>>215938897alright that’s actually kind of smart, I’ll give you that. Still no excuse to waste people’s time for an hour
>>215938907>that the hive will give you whatever you asks for, even the nuclear football.They thought that didn't work, it probably didn't since Koumba didn't want a nuke.
>>215938857> “The Fly”Literally the most overrated episode in the history of television that only gets attention because of it's kino title. If the episode had been titled "squeaky clean" nobody would care and it would be one of the lowest rated episodes.
>oh btw we're centralizing all resources and power, don't worry about it
>>215938982Carol didnt even bother to ask where. What the fuck is wrong with her?
I don't care if the show goes completely off the rails. I love Rhea and I will watch anything she's in. She's a great actress and even more hotter than she was when she was young, and she was a smokeshow then.
oops, posted in the seethe thread by mistake.I was thinking it just doesn't add up for Vince to make a series about the triumph of individualism (capitalism) over collective good will but what if it's just more of a general "toxic positivity" thing? that would also line up in opposition to Carol's cantankerous but practical persona.
>>215938999>and she was a smokeshow then.Granted, I don't know this woman, but isn't this just what the average euro woman looks like if she isn't covered with kilograms of fat everywhere ?
>>215938923Give us a second Anon. If you are into tats and noserings you will love it.
Episode 3 has officially killed these threads.
Is this the first ever TV show where Paraguay is relevant?
>>215939148what are we supposed to talk about
>>215939170I know Uruguay is fucking seething right now.
>>215939184Pluribus
I dont know how much I can keep up with this show snail pace. Its being just like a plothole galore moving like a lame duck
>>215939208da plurbs
>>215939215The trick is to not give a shit about discussing it with others on 4chan and other places and just wait for all episodes of a season to come out and binge it.Easier said than done, I know. Everyone thinks they need to give their opinion and epic theories online.Im making a pact with myself after this season to never give a shit about discussing a show ever again until Its all out alreadyWhos with me??!!
Can someone in the hive call life alert for this thread ?
So did they ever explain why the virus turned people into bisexuals?
What if the electricity was shut off everywhere because chuck is passing through ?
>>215939332They aren't people anymore
>>215939341What makes you think that?
>>215939332woke mind virus, let Vince cook
>>215939339The film crew wouldn't be able to get close to him, so we'll never know
>an 8 year old is one of the unaffected You can't tell me they wouldn't have already done destructive shit with the hiveAt that age I would be getting them to nuke the moon and shit
>>215939403that indian boy is the hivemind
>>215939014perhaps you are too hasty in assuming Vince is siding with Carol and she is not an "anti-hero" being critiqued like Waltuh
>>215938992people here were wondering how are they going to stretch this for several seasons, well that's how, by having carol not learning important information, either by writing her as dumb or reluctant to learn, and instead spending time doing character drama, it's like From all over again.
>>215939434walt did nothing wrong
>>215939423when carol asks about the non-english speaking unaffected, a child is one of them
Anyone else feel the hivemind is extremely inconsistent with their behavior, in the pilot there was that one guy smiling and skipping down the stairs, now it's quite toned down.
>>215939476oh
>>215939305I'm all about posting about weekly shows. The only one I waited on til it was finished was alien Earth because I had a sneaky feeling it would suck and I was right.alien Earth was totally not worth constant weekly threads it would have given me brain damage that show was so stupid. But to me Plurbs is worth it.
>>215939501>in the pilot there was that one guy smiling and skipping down the stairsHe just did that because he was gay, it's wasn't even a hivemind thing.
>machine built millions of years in the past sends a signal containing instructions for a virus that can infect futureCould it be... the time machine?
>>215939501you can't really keep it consistent when you're using hundreds of bum extras
>>215939557Well, that's the real world explanation
>>215939501I'm not buying the whole nice hivemind act, maybe I'm just coping because I want this story to have a clear line between good surviving humans vs an evil alien threat, I'd really hate if after like 4 seasons, this show just ends with a shitty theme of 'actually, a perfect utopia is possible and coexisting is necessary'.
>>215939616>I want this story to have a clear line between good surviving humans vs an evil alien threatBrainlet.
>>215939501There is still some individual differentiation around physiological state, that's why they don't collectively orgasm or get drunk. Maybe their lower-order neurology makes them more prone to unconscious smiling and expressions of joy.
I don't get how this disease thing is dormant then suddenly everyone infects at the same time
Carol is probably the most unlikable character in all of fiction.
>>215939693try watching the show without distractions. otherwise need to up your iq
>>215939693you will never get an answer because this show is about carol and her emotions and not actually about an alien invasionits all just backdrop for muh drama and muh feelsevery season will go in circles and nothing will happen on hints of something happening soon, in the future, but that future will never come
>>215939693They sprayed it out of planes.
>>215939693The hivemind wanted to be dramatic.
>>215939693It gets spread through chemtrails right before it happens
I like this show so far but they never really explained what all these big disk things from the first video were. Is this how the hivemind broadcasts its psychic waves to everyone? If so, why are they already built before the scientists make the virus? Seems like a bit of a plothole.
>>215938434I'm only on episode 2 and I heard episode 3 is a filler, anyone else think Vince is hack enough to do a POV episode with the french nigger portraying him as not a rapist at all? like he never had sex with any of the pluribus?
i must have missed it but why is carol such a raging cunt like what is her actual problem
>>215939765Since the plurbs have a power imbalance to his detriment, the french guy is actually the one who is being raped.
>>215939701It's a commentary on AI. It's erasing individuality, something that is mindlessly accepted by old people and delusional people in developing countries, and the arguments against it fall flat because they're being made by an annoying privileged artist and a schizo.>b-but this was written before ChatGPTHyperstition
>>215939753Memorize "Shrink Ray"
>>215939765Maybe he's a gay African with a harem of beards because of internalized homophobia.
>>215939777She has no children, and is dependent on xanax
>>215939777She has chronic back pain, that's why she wanted to get a massage wand.
Why doesn't Carol ask to speak to the King of the Pluribus?
>>215939791>"Shrink Ray"
>AAAAAAA YOU EVIL HIVEMINDERS ARE PREVENTING ME FROM BEING LE HUMAN!!!>proceeds to spend all of her free time watching reruns of the Golden Girls
My theory is that the Plurbs should line up all the hottest women on earth and have them spit into Carol’s mouth to try and infect her.
>>215939851She said being human, not productive.
being a plurber seems comfy, i might be okay with merging to be honest
>>215939864Does the Pluribus have sex with itself?
>inb4 Carol gets eaten by a shark
>>215939830Why doesn't Carol ask ANY useful and enlightening question that any 102 IQ human would ask in her situation?
>>215939890Why did the Pluribus answer Carol's surgery questions using the little boy? Is it autistic and can't read the room?
>>215939889well no because she's a lion
I could probably resist the hivemind virus through sheer force of will.
chat do I understand it correctly that the pirate lady's bare ass can be seen in the beginning of episode 2? Please confirm so I can fap knowing that. Thanks.
ending of the show would be the pluribus finding a cure for the virus and they give it to carol, carol says her goodbye to her pluribus companion in an emotional moment because she grew attached to them, months after curing everyone she meets zosia in an airport but she doesn't really know carol, they go their separate ways and they look back at each other one final time, fade to black.
>>215939911yes
The reveal will be that the virus, after assimilating all intelligence on the planet, expands by converting all the resources on the planet into a transmitter to spread the virus to new planets, killing the host planet and all life on it in the process.
>>215939901My mind is already an amalgam of 11 different macro-psyches each with DID. The Pluribus would just be another ant in the colony.
>>215939911hank hill
>>215939701kim kardassian pretending to be a lawyer on a ryan murphy show is much worse, rhea at least is a real actress and, despite her character being written to be a depressed bitch, offers more vulnerability that still makes you want to watch her story
Pluribus people should've just acted normal after the first night so Carol doesn't get suspicious and everything else was just a bad dream.
>>215938897>they're gonna get the party guy's cum and make babies with her eggs therefore raping herplease it'd be so funny
>>215939920how does this make sense? there is no guarantee after transmission of the signal that anyone receives itthe virus could potentially do this, shot its load so to speak, die and then never be recreated again effectively ending its existence permanently.
I like this show because I imagine myself in the settingI hate how she hasn't asked how fast it think or does any cognitive testingI hope they get into that
>>215939911I believe that's her ass yes, you can see the silhouette of it and its the same shape when she was wearing that yellow pants of hers in the episode.
I now remember Breaking Bad was a comedy in Season 1.
>>215939864We know you would Anon. We know.
>>215939961Maybe it has a list of all the populated planets
>>215938463Looks like he's still in his Better Call Saul headspace.
>>215940017and maybe they had their radio receivers down for maintenance and the don't hear the message.i mean you can transmit a signal to reproduce but it would be foolish to kill yourself and your planet in the process. Instead keep the people alive, well alive enough, to just keep transmitting until the sun burns out.The hive would have no other purpose but to run the transmitters indefinitely, no reason to die.
>started watching thinking it'd be a cool modern drama >it's sci-fi
>>215939954Who are you quoting, no one said that.
>>215940063>started watching thinking it might be an interesting sci-fi>its lesbian drama
>>215940063>I started watching hoping it's sci-fi>It's sci-fi
>>215939954I do think that they'll appear with her children at one point in order to manipulate her after she starts fighting against them in some way.
I wish Carol had pushed them on not killing anything. How far does that go? They have to kill some organisms when they sterilize food, for example. Bacteria, multicellular organisms like tapeworm, tardigrades, etc.
>>215940058The power of the transmitters fries their brains or they just devote so much to it that it they all die from starvation or something. Some viruses kill the host.
>>215939693They put chemicals in the water that made the fucking frogs gay
>>215940109Why sterilize food? It's not like they care if a few humans die from food poisoning. Besides, the hivemind members can survive just fine off of a diet of basedbean gruel.
>>215939701Alright, calm down with the hyperbole, faggot
>>215940173>onions filter still in placedamn I forgot that this place's mod team got taken over by redditors.
>>215940136>Some viruses kill the host.I understand that but given the vastness of space and the slim possibility of infecting another planet I think it would be a sub-optimal strategy for survival of the virus.the best and most prolific viruses don't kill their host but do maximize their ability to replicate
dont mind vince kino but if the episodes are short its not so great
What body would the Plurb bring to try and convince you to joinening
>>215939961Viruses kill their hosts all the time.
>>215940208Christina Hendricks
>>215940208They don't have time machines for the body I'd want
>>215940210it's not a virusthey say it's not literally a virus
>>215940208A nice regular rotation of fine 16 year olds. I want at least 3 tongues on me at any given moment
Anyone else notice these from the most recent episode ?
when carol offered pirate lady something to drink, I thought that was going to be the beginning of a plan, to start 'experimenting' on what the hivemind can and won't do, like getting her drunk just to see what happens, but the whole granade thing really ruined that and now has demoralized carol even more, to the point of making her feel like anything she does, she will ruin it, which is fine for drama and character development, but something else needs to start happening or people are going to start dumping this show
Pluribussy
>>215938907atom bomb is old ass tech from the 40s achtually. Its thermonuclear weapons now
>>215940264beans?
>>215940336Potato
>>215940208
>>215940371What does it mean?
>>215940397Its a fruit
>>215939523I said "Whos with me" not "whos NOT with me" !!!!*beats you up*
>>215940452Ahh I see
>episode starts with a COLD openBRAVO VINCE
How is she not asking questions? Why is she just constantly fucking angry instead of trying to understand what's happening?I can never bring myself to like this woman. I hope they introduce new characters soon, she isn't enough to carry this alone.
>>215940591Shes a dumb alcoholic
>>215938434didnt like this episode much and carol is starting to get annoying hope the next episode is better and she launches a nuke or something
>>215940591>I hope they introduce new characters soon
>>215938463Amerimutt needs his TEE VEE loud, flashy, and preferably with a laugh track to actually know what to feel.We're you expecting the secret underground resistance to fight back against Le ebil ayys?Fucking kill yourself. If you dont get what theyre saying by now, you never will. Go back to watching your Nascar while your child predator government preps themselves for an invasion b
So what are the prominent fan theories?Power is being turned off and resources are being used to develop an emitter like the one that humanity discovered?Power is being turned off because all the people in the local area are dead from her constant emotional outbursts the hive mind isn't telling her and the other people on the plane are asking and know but cannot tell her?Does she potentially meet the time from the first episode and find out more about the origin of signal, and then when discovering their plans to make another emitter sabotage it with an atomic bomb?
>>215938457my response:>auooobababwhauaaaahhh
>>215940714My theory is that she will melt down about Kroger next and then target and then in the final episode she will says hey what are you guys doing and then it will fade to black and the season 2 will start up and she will melt down about being lonely and wanting a pet dog
>>215940591>How is she not asking questions?can't film a whole season of tv that way.
>>215940702go on, what are they saying that they need to repeat it for three episodes?
>>215938434The only thing I took away from this episode is that the black guy has the right idea. the man has a haram full of supermodels and gets to live a life of luxury and sex . Although I doubt it'll be long before some terrible dark truth is revealed and how this is bad or something. This whole show is just the matrix with extra steps.
>>215938463Amazing episode, questions are being answered. New mysteries are being revealed. This episode was crazy.
>>215938434would the pluribians judge you for assembling a loli harem?would they be able to make a good anime of berserk?
Will it drop below 8.0 ?
Would it kill these fuckers to release 2 episodes per week? What are they losing exactly? if its not pirated you're still paying for the subscription, you're still watching built in ads, you're still having weekly discussionThis 1 episode per week shit is for the birdsFuck these guys, fuck them in their stupid asses.
>>215939717they sprayed the virus out of planes in the first episode you fucking retard
I have to shidBut not yet
>>215938775what model of car is this?
Wait...is this supposed to be funny?The fuck?
>>215941106When she pulls the pin on the grenade you are supposed to howl with laughter because surely havent seen that before a hundred times
you have never seen the hiveminds perspective other than when they meet with carol. of course they are inconsistent and all over the place but if you got to witness them from their own perspective things would be different
>>215940702i personally dislike it cus theres a whole million other movies and shows that did what this show is trying to doits okay if your normie ass just got into it but some of us already seen peak and since vince gilligan is so beloved i expected peak and got piece of dogshit show instead
>>215941143What are some other shows like it?I mean the hivemind is like The Borg. But star trek voyager isn't set in the current day
>>215941127Fun Fact: Rhea Seehorn was genuinely struggling to pull the pin in that scene, however, she brilliantly improvised and Vince loved it so much he decided to keep it in.
>>215938463They have to drive home point to second screening viewers that the dozen free can get weapons from the hive
>>215941127Fuck me, I thought they were just flailing at writing what a newborn hivemind would behave like...but this is supposed to be....wacky absurdism?Faaaakkk. This is shit.
>>215941161needs to pull the pin on the show.everyone in the world has changed but a small few and were getting her sitting on the couch watching golden girls
it's over
>>215939693
>>215941166The idea that they've *intended* me to be laughing at this...blows my fucking mind.
>>215938457hags
>>215941189We've only just begun.
>>215939170>>215939192The actor is Colombian, ironically
if this turns into a war between the non-infected commanding the submissive hivemind it'll be kino
>>215940208the one that got away
>>215940208kaia gerber
>>215940208a harem of little girls of every single race on earth except indian
>>215941294>kaia gerbershe has a tiny face like charlie kirk
>>215941255i was so pissed as fuck about thatthe budget is insane and they couldnt even nail that down like bro what are we doing
>>215941324literally who?
>>215941029Just wait till all episodes are out an THEN watch it at your own pace?I do this with 95% of the shows I watch.
>>215941332i googled your stupid fuckin thing you can google my very known figure
>>215941352why the FREAK would I want to do that?
>>215941029Twice as much time with the show in the public consciousness, obviously.
>>215941365you tell me?
>>215941354i posted the name of an actress on a tv and film board.
>>215941106Pirate lady....is supposed to be making me laugh?The director of agriculture was a comedy bit?I'm supposed to me amused by everyone delivering their lines line siri on lithium?No no no no no! My Character study!My exploration of shared consciousness!IS JOKES!?
I don't care for the grumpy old dyke main character! Hopefully she gets less annoying!
>>215941463you having a meltdown my main man from amsterdam?
>>215941476>*kiss*
>>215941029Netflix style binge drops are the worst. Absolutely terrible for discussion and cultural relevance. The best drop schedule that's ever been was Andor Season 2. Three new episodes per week was god tier. Absolute perfection.
>>215941504Survivor Australia does 3 per week and it feels so good compared to American survivor.
>>2159410291 extra episode gets you to the next month of a sub
>>215941504>The best drop schedule that's ever been was Andor Season 2. Three new episodes per week was god tier. Absolute perfection.I hated it, there wasn't enough time for me as a wage cuck to watch all 3 episodes in a day. Ha to wait till i watched everything before I could even start discussing it. Also I would forget stuff I wanted to discuss from previous episodes of the week because later episodes had more interesting stuff happening
>>215939501In the pilot, he was one of 2 people in the hive-mind, his individual personality would be very proeminent, behind only the "multiply" biological imperative
That ice hotel looked splendid, was worth watching just for that.
Do you think if Carol's husbandwife stayed alive, she would be cooler with the pod people, like the other immune ones?
>>215940591We already know about the Paraguay man who's another contrarian like Carol.
>>215941189What do you think her (body's) backstory is?
>>215941741sex slave for the mujahideen (and she loved it)
>>215941741We have already seen her backstory.
>>215941782We've seen 1 day, from AFTER she was absorbed.
are there any theories about the immunity yet?i didn't notice any similarities between them or any particular actions Carol did during the big infection in episode 1 except maybe that she was drinking and smoking at the same time but that would be fucking retarded.
>>215941829We're talking about her ASStry to keep up bro
>>215940223I know that feel fren>t. hottest girl I ever banged died at 25, rip
>>215941579With three episodes dropping you can have filler episodes and not have it feel so unsatisfying. As long as at least one of the three is a major episode it's all good.
>>215941840Plates in their head from surgery that blocks the radio waves
>>215941189We need an AI movie of this where lemonade is spilling out from under her skirt
>>215941840Carol is immune because that is how she wrote the story to be (this is all a novel she hasnt released) she also thinks all men are pigs so she needed a villain sex pest to hate.She didnt want to come off as racist so there will be 1 person from every non white country surviving.
>>215941189Why is she standing(sitting?) like that.
>hivemind. please save water and soap and bring her as is
>>215941952Why pay for such a pityful ass shot.Did she only wear jeans around him and he was convinced she had a decent ass?
>>215939913this is good
>>215941989Those jeans aren't gonna sell ice to an eskimo little man.