Deep Space N EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>215923618
star trek sex with shran
>>215940291Pink skins are gross
Does anyone have favorite sound effects? I am trying to think of a good sound effect clip to use as a notification sound that's a trek reference
>>215940285>tfw nutrek
>>215940380Probably the doorbell sound from TNG
>>215940380I love the THWACK sound of flipping switches you always hear in the background on the bridge on TOS so goddamn much
>>215940398I thought about that. I like it but don't want to use it since I think it'll be too annoying to use once every 20 seconds or sohttps://www.trekcore.com/audio/doors/tng_chime_clean.mp3>>215940400Such a satisfying switch soundhttps://www.trekcore.com/audio/toscomputer/tos_keypress1.mp3
>Empok Nor>floats sidewaysThat's not how space works. Or do they all agree what up and down is galaxy-wide?
>>215940380the classic pot breaking sfx when picard carelessly tosses away his kurlan neskar in generations like it's a piece of garbage
>>215940479LOL yes a classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQU86x3TCgQ
>>215940472That's not the one I'm talking about. This is a heavy THWACK, like a switch being thrown which offers resistance. It's a smacking sound. (the TOS one)TOS has a ton of great sound effects though. The whistle is also classic, that is used for ship announcements.
>>215940474>Or do they all agree what up and down is galaxy-wide?the galaxy has a plane dumbass
>>215940380I use some Trek soundbites for my phone notifications>Classic Trek communicator flip>Worf saying "Do not hug me">Worf saying "We're being hailed sir">"Make it so"
>>215940547solar systems do as well and its not always in line with the galactic plane. And planets can have rotational axis that don't fit the solar plane.Even if the galactic plane worked, which side is and which is down?
>>215940575What's the deal with Uranus?
>>215940618It's likely that something massive collided with and penetrated Uranus
>>215940681I heard there's a lot of Klingons around Uranus.
>>215940512Hmm I can't find that one. I love the whistle yeah!>>215940575NiceI am leaning towards the TOS intercom whistle or red alert (just a couple cycles)https://www.trekcore.com/audio/redalertandklaxons/tos_red_alert.mp3
>>215940285Hey guys I am using a spicychat NSFW AII am using a holodeck scenario. What should I do using this holodeck?
>>215940745Remove the safeties and practice the short drop.
>>215940472>>215940398>tng_chime_clean.mp3Now thats a nice ass sound
>>215940745100 horny female Klingons and you. Safety protocols OFF.
>>215940715It's just one of those very specific bridge button press sounds. It might specifically be the one on Kirk's captain chair even.
Wake up, Sissyko, it's box time again.
>>215940551I use TAS M'Ress voice lines.
>>215940835oh fuck, these?https://www.trekcore.com/audio/toscomputer/sequences/tos_buttons_1.mp3
>>215940745Generate a rope. Generate a slipknot in the rope such that a loop about 1.5 the size of your head is formed on one end. Generate a chair below the rope. Step on the chair. Insert head into loop. Computer, delete the chair.
>>215940838shran posters go in here...
>>215940291star trek sex with wesley
>>215940954Ok but only if that songwriting faggot is already in there
>>215940877Yeah, love that button press sound before the beep
>>215940285DS9 is Star Stay not Star Trek.
>>215941022They discovered an entirely new quadrant you frog posting retard
>>215941049>ChangelingsWow. So many new life and new civilizations.
>>215941022DS9 is crap it is literally surf dracula before Netflix.
>>215941132>Open bag full of trail mix with peanuts, cashews, almonds, walnuts, pretzels, dried fruit, chocolate chips, bagel chips>Only pick out the chocolates because you have the taste of a child>"Waow guise. SOO much variety in this trail mix, amirite >.>? They like, should do better."neck yourself faggot
>>215940380for the ringtone it had better be TOS red alert blaring
>>215941240>it is literally surf dracula before Netflix...so it's the original concept where dracula is surfing every week during new adventures, instead of the netflix streaming version where he surfs for 5 min in the finale? how is that crap?
>>215941320Yeah what a bizarre argumentSounds like a brain-addled zoomed to me
>>215941291>implying DS9 provides a trail mix of new life and civilizations blatant liar
>>215940954fuck off
uh oh I hurt someone's fee fees
>>215941451you didn't watch the show
great link with odo and the goo girls
>>215941320>how is that crap?Let me explain with Star Trek.TNG and VOY are very good.Most episodes are self contained or understood from context.>Oh yea they did have history with this guy!This means that you can skip the trash episodes and only watch the good ones.Modern Netflix shit is basically taking a plot that is literally 4h MAX long splitting it into tiny peaces scattering them in every episode, mixing with another 3 plot lines no one gives a shit about and making it 24 episodes long.In contrast Anime (because it is based on manga) mostly does a developing a plot line good without surf dracula syndrome shit. Because all the episodes contribute to the plot and even if in the 14 episode anime THAT END AFTER 14 EPISODES (!!!!) there is 1 slice of life episode it shows the characters having a normal life.The only thing anyone did give a shit in DS9 where the changelings and that is literally a 4h plot line at best with 3-4 episodes where they encounter Dominion related things.Lets seeTNGThe one episode where picard is trapped in a simulation.Great episode and it ended.You can argue that making it a 2 part would let them flesh out the concept more however it is very good. If this was a Netflixh shit they make is 15 episodes where literally nothing of value happens except that one moment when he doubts his memories in episode 3 and that one moment where there is a glitch in the simulation in episode 9 before he finally thinks about it in episode 13. And after all these hours of Wasted time on literally nothing! And plot lines who go nowhere >Oh all these episodes there was this plot line where he was teaching his grand child to play the flute yet she did keep forgetting and going away to do other things only to return! 1/2
>>215941697>blatant lies intensifies
>>215941320>>2159417222/2Can be implied in 2 lines of dialog or from context.And then this shit ends and you only feel frustrated that you wasted 7h on>Oh he thinks his star trek life was fiction however this life was all a simulation!And you are angry because you wasted all this time on a plot that can be made into 1 Star Trek episode like it was!And then you get another episode about something else. So every time you watch star trek it is something new and a new plot to explore like the episode with the masks. The dominion can be like a recurring villain like they did with the borg or Hirogen.And who can forget all the great VOY episodes?The one where they help that robot only to find out he is evil and they did a terrible thing?24 episodes in the streaming era!How about the one where they rescuer a probe and it learns it is a bomb/rocket and takes the shit hostage? 6 episodes on Netflix!. You see the point? We got great one episode plot lines almost like watching a new movie every episode. Now we get people standing around and doing nothing of importance! Simply look at discovery! Wasting 4-8 episodes on a 1 episode plot!>>215941320>You are the zoomer!Look zoomer I grew up on old CRT TV you did not!
>>215941722>streaming>24 episodesYou have literally no idea what you're talking about. Why are you even on this board.
>>215941771what is your objection?State is clearly or be silent!> Why are you even onI did mention good TNG and VOY episodes.
>The guy killed 13 Jem'hadar. He was a tailor.His suits looked like shit!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw3SV6U_p0Q
>>215940285Dukat was the top-dog head of the entire Bajor occupation? Why was his HQ on Terok Nor? A dingy orbital industrial ore processing factory/port. Why not a big palace actually on Bajor?
>>215940474It’s basically like if Australia was a space station. Don’t worry about it
>>215940954I would have sex with Shran in that box
>>215941722>>215941740I'm not reading all that because it's apparent you did not understand what I said
>>215941980>Why was his HQ on a cardassian-built space station under full cardassian control instead of in the middle of occupied territory surrounded by terrorists
>>215941980Well, Terok Nor used to orbit Bajor don't forget. They moved it to the wormhole in the pilot.So, he could just transport to the surface whenever. Terok Nor is an orbital fortress with high security, it's a great base for an occupying despot.But also, why not both? I'm sure there was also a palatial residence planetside.
>>215941980It's a safer place to oversee military operations due to most of the action being on the planet of Bajor. Dukat was able to enjoy of the fruits of his labor without risk of a Bajoran terrorist trying to kill him. Additionally, it has the aspect of being above all of the Bajorans on the planet which I'm sure fed into his ego.
>>215942127Dukat doesn't seem pussy enough to hide on a space station. He'd be down there, daring them to attack him. In his palace. And the station had been infiltrated by Bajorian freedom fighters. How much safer was it?
>>215940380The tricorder noise.
>>215941951this is the dumbest shiti love this
>>215940398Good choice, it's distinctive but subtle
>>215942179>How much safer was it?considering there were unsuccessful bombing attempts on his life on the station and successful bombing on other cardassians on the surface, significantly safer
>>215940474Don't you get it? It's a "twisted' Deep Space 9. A visual clue so that even idiots get that this is a different place.
>>215942151No need to go planet side when Kira's mom will come to him
>>215942899Yes, I'm saying it's really dumb. Though I think was more meant to show its derelict rather than "twisted" or evil.
>>215942949the only thing you're punching are cripples at the bar when you're drunk, schizo
>>215942966>Yes, I'm saying it's really dumbit's not. the only thing really dumb here is you.
What would you do in this situation?
>>215943051>the only thing really dumb here is you.
>>215943096havent you gotten tired of being banned for having schizo spergouts?cant you just talk about star trek and stop being a retard with schizo delusions?
>>215943132seggs, obviously
>>215943132Check the integrity of her implants with my hants
>>215943136when they shot DS9 from below that one time you probably sperged out because you thought it had somehow flipped upside down right?>THATS NOT HOW SPACE WORKS!!!
The first explicit indication of religiosity in the federation in TNG is Data acknowledging the observation of a Hindu holiday.
>>215942942>shorts
>>215943182is it an indication of religiosity in the Federation or is it just him acknowledging the existence of a Hindu holiday? Data can talk about a T-Rex but that's not an indication of dinosaurs in the Federation you know what I mean? I need context to decide if you're telling the truth.
>>215943288Hinduism is a religion
>>215943288>Second Officers personal log, supplemental. This is the one thousand five hundred fiftieth day since the Enterprise was commissioned. Besides the arrival of Ambassador T'Pel, other events occurring today include four birthdays, two personnel transfers, a celebration of the Hindu Festival of Lights, two chess tournaments, one secondary school play, and four promotions. Overall, an ordinary day.
>>215943326what if it's secularized in the future the way Christmas is today? would you still count that as religiosity?
>>215943358We should have seen Data in a Santa hat then imho
>>215940285i love that image >What do you MEAN "We're not friends"?!
>>215942843Good point
>>215943132
>>215943374sadly TNG is not permitted to be as cute and whimsical as that
>>215943374That would have been a kino episode.>Data playing Santa for the children on the ship>a holodeck adventure gone wrong>a rouge ferengi confused about human traditions and gift giving, without charge>somehow work in Lwaxana
>>215943400They had Thanksgiving dinner when Worf's brother came to tell him about their father THOUGH
>>215943419trekpu is an institution and beloved by all, you have no authority to say otherwise
>>215943468Of all of us, the frog had the biggest change of heart
>>215943446Thanksgiving is not whimsical also I don't even remember that episode and why would any of Worf's family celebrate Thanksgiving? one side is Klingon the other is Russian or Ukrainian or whatever
>>215943463>>215943485I don't know why, they just did, for his Klingon brother.
>>215943419Last thread, folks were saying I can't say: 'sode. In /trek/. In this one, you can't post Trekpus.Am I really so out of touch? Have I been /trek/ing wrong all these years?
>>215943552no there's just weird shitposters around today
>>215943545not that anon but i would not associate thanksgiving with whimsy. in my mind you get words like >home, family, comfy, delicious, warm, relaxingIt is silly arguments with family during the meal and booze, coffee, and card games after the big meal.A great day to be sure but not a whimsical one
>Monster of the week Good>over arching story and returning characters Bad
>>215943552Dud you do it alone and in tandem until no social interaction or social awareness interrupted your trekness?Go in peace my friend
>>215943552You can't post AI and you can't say>Sode
Why do some people hate frogs?
>>215943611Trekpu's home planet sided with the Dominion.
i think one of the spambots that's supposed to be filling the board with /pol/slop found it's way into /trek/ and is struggling to make a coherent post
>>215943647I think you fundamentally misunderstand whimsy. If we are talking holidays Christmas mourning would be a better example of whimsy
>>215943674*morning
>>215943650This and they say mean things
>>215943731Makes sense more food less complicated gift shopping
>>215943750>TLDR thankgiving is Christmasfascinatinghave you been officially diagnosed with a mental condition?
>>215943791No I don't we put our thanksgiving equivalent, freedom from the commonwealth, on september
just realized I'm going to have to shoop festive hats on my favorite Weyoun pictures soon
>>215943813>that smileNow that is a man who just said a magic word and is please with himself, a real king
>>215943832You and me anon, live on a bygone era, now their idea of success is crippling loneliness
>it's an ethical dilemma 'sodeWow, somebody on the Voyager writing staff remembered what Star Trek is truly about
hi /trek/!
>>215943865The dilemma was contrived. A computer simulation based on data with a faux personality is not a bad man and even if he was a bad man to not use his data would be criminal.
>>215943865The next three 'sodes: Thirty Days, Counterpoint and Latent Image. All Feature ethical dilemmas at their core.
>>215943916>to not use his data would be criminal.How do you figure?
>>215943905Hello anon
>>215943446they had a turkey, that doesn't mean thanksgiving
>>215943921well maybe not criminal in the legal sense but If you have information that can save someones life and to fail to use it because the source of that information might have been secured at one time by a man who some people consider to be immoral itself would not a moral act.I think the Doctor should use every tool at his disposal to attempt to save his patient.
>>215943942They had a santa that doesn't look like xmas
>>215943865>>215943916I swear, that episode was written by the noses who were still butthurt about operation paperclip, just so they could climb up onto a moral soapbox and give themselves a "win">>215943921NTA, but for one, they literally used his data in the episode and then deleted him out of some false sense of moral superiority. Secondly, if the data was purposefully destroyed because >muh morals, even though everyone condemns how it was acquired, then the victims of such a brutality died for absolutely nothing, which then opens the possibility of another despot performing cruel acts in the future to acquire the information for a second time.
>>215943919I'd like to get to the core of B'lanna's ethical dilemmas if you get my drift
>>215944036it's not worth it /tv/ro
I've watched TNG, DS9, and ENT. Should I watch TOS or VOY next? I know nothing about either of them.I hear that the space combat in TOS was based on submarine warfare so that sounds really interesting
>>215944016you really can't tell when your being mocked eh?
>>215943921https://youtu.be/vr6UAKupEhM?t=38
>>215944129you don't have a kid you're just schizophrenic
>>215944060>Should I watch TOS or VOY next?voyager isn't star trek
>>215944160Anon please...Am thinking of a number, if you can guess it you are the mad one
>>215944193yep you're schizo alright, no more (you)s
>>2159442154 you guessedThanks keep participating
>>215944178mallwalkers are too dumb to even make good bait
>>215944243
>>215944060TOS is very campy, it's not for everyone. Voyager is definitely the weakest of the TNG era shows, but it's comfy. The writing is often weak in the first seasons, but it gets better around season 3-4 when DS9 wraps up and the writers join Voyager.
What job would you like to have on the Enterprise and what job could you realistically do?
>>215943650He is the cutest of borg
>>215944344Some kind of engineer I guess. Hanging out in jefferies tubes sounds comfy.
>>215944344first officer
>>215944369Trekpu gets away with stuff because he's nonthreatening.
>>215944324the writing is mid to poor throughout trekthe problem with voyager is that there are no likeable or relatable characters. we're asked to empathize with people that we'd rather just see die in the first episode.
>>215944369>Attention Collective! Drone 78 of 78 in Unimatrix Twelve is crying in a corner again and needs a hug
>>215944324>TOS is very campyTOS contains some camp but it is not campy. Especially in the first season it is a serious production.
>>215944458bit harsh innit?
>>215944548australia must be a strange place to live
>>215944458Representation matters. That's why Tom Paris is so important for me.
>>215944458I do like The Doctor, Seven and Tuvok. While not likeable, Janeway is at least entertaining in her insanity. B'Ellana and Tom are a mixed bag, but occasionally tolerable.Chakotay and Kes would be likable if they weren't so bland and boring I suppose.
>>215944579No. Australia is normal. Everywhere else is strange.
>>215944623>Chakotayhe has his moments. i liked the boxing episode and the vietnam episodehis biggest crime is not so much his but the writers as wasted potential
>>215944623all stand-ins for trafficked children living on a private island. Seven and Kes are the most egregious examples but just pay more attention to what hits your eyeballs please.
I'm standoffish on the Defiant.
>>215944703Would have helped if they had made it look bigger. It looks like a bigger runabout. I didn't think it was as big as it was until I looked it up.
No Hasperat?
>>215944062You really can’t tell when someone is about to punch your head
>>215944344nameless lieutenantnone, those kids are learning calculus at like, age 10 due to diluted augment genes making everyone at least 50 IQ smarterit'd be like dropping a caveman into an officer program in the military today
>>215944743Imagine what a woman who likes spicy hasperat smells like, down below. Naturally Riker would not tolerate such nonsense.
>>215944789yea I'd be a bartender
>>215944789You would like to just blend in and basically be a less interesting Barclay?
>>215944062Let me see that head take your shirt off your head
I had a trek encyclopedia 20 years ago now that stated that hasperat was simply cream cheese and diced (presumably spicy) peppers rolled up in a tortilla - it can't be that good, right?
>>215944344I’d be the captain and I’d punch all your heads
>>215944822even guinan was extremely competent all things considered>>215944833pretty much. besides, you'd get to date all the other cutie no-names
>>215944843I always imagined it was something like wasabi since they talk about it making your eyes water
>>215944875I wouldn't be the main bartender just one of them
>>215944875Captain Angel would have you on a strict diet of ass and cum farts
>>215944796>Naturally Riker would not tolerate such nonsense.riker would love it, he'd get his beard wet and love every minute of her hasperat
>>215944843The entire planet has been under brutal military occupation for 41 years. You can't expect them to have culinary wonders. It's gonna be cheap shit made mostly from rations.
>>215944925They’re black Chinese people
Was it a better time?
>>215944876Spicy, definitely. Wasabi? Perhaps. I think I read in some apocrypha that hasperat is supposed to be a root vegetable, so I suppose that would make it similar enough to wasabi. That said, it doesn't really make your eyes water so much as it makes your sinuses burn like a motherfucker. Maybe it's closer to something like raw garlic? Idk. Hasperat souffle was mentioned at some point, I think when Quark was trying to sneak a phaser or something into the brig when everyone was arrested.
>>215944902oh in that case then live your dream>>215944906literally who
>>215944948Definitely. We really didn't know how good we had it when Insurrection of all things was the worst Trek had to offer.
>>215944958yea the souffle is a weird one are there savory souflles?
>>215945051Yeah of course, they're usually cheesy from my experience.
>>215940285
>>215944948You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!
>>215945095oh ok fair enough then
>>215944948not picard - stonednot troi - extremely stonednot worf - pissed off at the stonersnot beverly - drunknot data - high on crack and coming to rape you
>>215944948Wow, the cast of Smallville looks like That?!
>>215945124Stand down.
>>215944344Is it just me transported as I am now into the setting? If that is the case then I think anyone would just be an curiosity for their historians and anthropologists. As for most people the main strength is probably going to be like that financier that got unfrozen. You are just not going to be blinded by the same things a lot of the humans in the UFP and Starfleet are, though you are probably going to get considered unlikable and some deranged barbarian for even proposing sensible things - if they even bother to listen to you. The best use of anyone would be being used as the devil's advocate and alternate perspective.
>>215945371>Is it just me transported as I am now into the setting?what did he mean by this?
>>215943429>Lwaxana being run over by a runabout just to make a grandma run over by a reindeer jokeWould’ve made her entire character worth it>>215943813>GET THAT CRINKLENOSE OFF THE SHUTTLE
>>215945422Is he going to be a trained starfleet officer, or will he still be dorito-eating shitposting NEET anon?
>>215945371thats why I'd be a bartender you get the learn about how life is in this time and you can tell interesting stories about the 21st century
>>215945422There is going to be a difference if you are born and raised there with the advantages of education that gives or if you are just you as you are exactly now. Even if you are knowledgeable and intelligent in 2025, you are going to uneducated by the standards of the 23rd and 24th centuries nor will you have the seemingly just general increase in innate intelligence. Having a humanities or social sciences background is probably going to be transferable than a STEM background.
>>215945474It will be interesting stories about alternate 21st century Earth at that. You will be both a novelty from being from the past and an past that is alternate to their own.
>>215944344I'm going to be a NEET with the personality of Barclay. How the hell is someone from the 21st century compete with anyone from the Federation? These guys are double-fist punching klingons and learning astrophysics at 15.
>>215945574>Having a humanities or social sciences background is probably going to be transferable than a STEM background.Why would stem be less important?
>>215945614yea good point
>>215944344Responsible for the discipline of the female crew through administering to them spankings.
>>215944344holodeck cleaner
>>215945616>I'm going to be a NEET with the personality of Barclay. HowYou can't be a neet on the Enterprise. Everyone on board has a job.
>>215945647matter converter mechanic
I'd be an expert in 20th - 21st century history and sociology.Isn't there gaps in the Federations records in this area due to WW3 or someshit?
>>215945693nah, i'm the one rolling in with the mop after riker's hourly holodeck escapades
>>215945628For a lot of areas I do not see how you would be able to scale-up to the knowledge/specialism they would be operating on. Like I struggle to see Richard Trevithick being able to truly understand the working of contemporary electric locomotive, or the Wright brothers with the Soyuz spacecraft, or Alan Turing with a present-day computer. In some cases it seems like it would be not only having to learn so much new, but having to unlearn things that are just inaccurate. It is not that STEM is less important in the setting, just whatever people now have is going to be that outdated and not advanced enough as to be relevant and easily applicable.
>>215945759>I'm full dunning-kruger mode so everyone else must be too
>>215945451>Lwaxana being run over by a runabout just to make a grandma run over by a reindeer jokeThat is, the inciting event, A ferengi in a shuttle on a trip runs over Lwaxana and he gets caught up in the Christmas affair. Basically he tries to run away and maybe in trying so apprehend him the ferengi, Lwaxana, and a number of other TNG cast members get caught in the holodeck during a transport accident. You can do like a scrooge/ghosts of x-mas scenario where the cast of the enterprise teach him the value of charity.
>>215944344Knowing Starfleet I will probably still get made superior in the chain of command to Miles O'Brien.
>>215945658especially the jobless civilians who aren't in training or receiving an education
>>215944344I want to say chief engineer but that would be a lie. Do they have a logistics guy like a quartermaster? That is close to what I do in a real life and I could for sure deal with that sort of stuff. Its not fancy moving a bunch of freight around but it is necessary work.
>>215945855>anon hears a new term but doesn't know what it meansmust be lonely up there at the peak
>>215944344Lounge singer/flesh and blood holodeck sex toy for the female members of the crew.
>>215945861The Ferengi was being a Grich and stole Chrissy presents sand was making his getaway in a shuttlepod.
>>215945855You really think your typical engineer from the present would be able to transfer his current knowledge as to adequately understand and work on, as to be a valuable crewmember, the complexity of something like any of the Enterprises? It would takes him years to catch up, if at all. There is going to be entire subfields he has no meaningful foundation in, subfields themselves which people will spend their career becoming experts in. Also, the Dunning-Kruger effect is not what you think it is.
>>215946126>The Ferengi was being a Grich and stole Chrissy presentskek, at the end of the episode he gets a gift of some beetle snuff and his heart grows three sizes. it is a solid premise and would make a great little Christmas special
>>215946178keep digging
Janeway sexo
>>215946377I need further proof.
>>215946382sexo Janeway, imagine the dirty talk
>>215939563See, that's what you're not getting about modern AI. It's just a bullshit generator! It's been trained on every bit of information its creators could get their grubby hands on, then when asked questions, it just respond with something based on what it was trained on. It has no idea what it's saying, and can't tell if it's right or wrong. Which means... if someone can be replaced by AI, then they were no better than a bullshit generator. Granted, most people are phonies that try to fake their way through life, so AI (even in its current state) has the potential to eliminate a huge number of jobs. But that's because most people are useless, lying phonies. Why feel sorry for them? They can serve one last time by becoming carbon-neutral crude oil.
>>215946178>I know absolutely nothing about how anything works>clearly nobody else knows either
>>215940575The "up" side is the one with the most stars, dumbass. Just like on Earth, where the northern hemisphere has significantly more land than the southern hemisphere (a.k.a. the "ass end" of Earth).
>>215946456>this entire pitiable postbut that's wrong, you fuckin' retard
Schizo Saturday
>>215946611complete this phraseproportional integral __________
>>215944344I'd be a security officer. Landing party away team leader. Ship's #1 door kicker. Phaser ALWAYS set to: kill. Firing from the hip, 'git sum! Git sum!'. Klingon Ju-Jitsu instructor. Black belt. Liaison with Starfleet Intelligence AND Section 31. And also. I'm the shuttlepod driver whenever when have a friendly shuttlepod race against aliens.
>>215945723You wouldn't be an expert on the 20th-21st centuries. No one in the future wants to hear about vidya or anime.
>>215946780Damn it Lieutenant Anon, you are out of line! I have San Francisco hounding me for that stunt you pulled on Cardassia Prime.
>>215946817Barclay-kun loves anime.
>>215946585No, allowing billions of useless human parasites is wrong. Allowing them to leech off of productive people who actually work is wrong. If this is allowed to continue, we'll have another civilizational crash, on par with Rome, or Byzantine. We'll never get into space and enter our Star Trek phase with all these useless couch potato food tubes.
>>215946780
>>215946870the irony is palpable
>>215946880Oh man that show was not as good as Frisky Dingo.
>>215946722Derivative? Are you taking about a PID controller? Pretty simple, but highly useful. I've implemented aircraft autopilots with those.
>>215946880danger zone
>>215946111Forgot pic
>>215946902pretty good botnet hustle imojust misses plausibility, better luck next time
>>215946965You think I'm AI? Sadly, I'm positive you're human. It's not possible to make a computer as dumb as you. You fret about artificial intelligence, but I'm still on the lookout for human intelligence.
>>215944344A simple tailor.
>>215946894have you ever considered oh idk, talking about star trek?
>>215946992it's pretty cool that we're having to turing test shitposters thovery dystopian
Am I AI? How will I know?
>>215947086but we do know, your a gap toothed tranny incapable of staying on topic
>>215946832I'd recite the sheepdog monologue from American Sniper. Remind them that the NEED men like me. To keep them safe. Remind them that the last thing they'd want is to give me the sack. Because I'll go rouge. And I'm a one man army. They can't handle me as mercenary Maquis. I'd turn the whole tide of that G damn war.
>>215947061Sounds like a 'you' problem. Anyway... hydrothermal liquefaction. Mass slaughter of useless parasites. We can either let our civilization be crashed by them (as has happened in the past), or we can eliminate them and look to the stars. Either way, they die, but this way, they don't take a bunch of us with them. There's a reason you don't see useless parasites in Star Trek... because they were slaughtered. They were probably turned into raw fodder for food replicators.
>>215947086Check the news. Last week scientists proved the universe isn't AI. I double-checked their maths. And it checks out >New research from UBC Okanagan mathematically demonstrates that the universe cannot be simulated. Using Gödel’s incompleteness theorem, scientists found that reality requires “non-algorithmic understanding,” something no computation can replicate. This discovery challenges the simulation hypothesis and reveals that the universe’s foundations exist beyond any algorithmic system.
>>215947127>I'll go rougeilliterateopinion discarded
>>215947185and here we have our resident schizo who likes to insist he isn't you know schizo
>>215947226>Our algorithmic systems couldn't simulate the universe>Therefore no one's canNothing but pointless, stupid navel-gazing.
>>215947127>i'll go rougeso you'll wear whore makeup and then...?
>>215947262>>215947236
>>215947242what's sad is that he doesn't comprehend that he's one of, if not below, the "useless parasites" he keeps going on about
>ctrl + f>gul dukat did n>0 resultsGul Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>215947242Your feeble ad hominem attacks have no effect. Seethe more. Remember, the parasites die either way. We have a choice to let them kill us along with them, or not. Remember that humanity didn't reattain the level of civilization of the Roman Empire until the mid nineteenth century. If Rome had slaughtered its useless parasites, we would have gone to the moon by the year 600, and who knows where we'd be now? Isn't a mass culling of worthless assholes worth the chance of humanity moving on to our Star Trek phase?
>>215947242he's just russian and being payed by the milliliter to post demoralizing stuff
>>215947308He didn't exterminate the Bajorans when he had the chance.
>>215947308an oversight that needs to be rectified, indeed Dukat Did Nothing Wrong
>>215947301>>215947326You're just upset that, in a just world, NEETs will be rounded up and slaughtered.
>>215947301I mean there is a lot sad about him but yes that is one of the things on a very long list
>>215947322yikes lol
>>215947333>exterminating all the laborers and concubinesanon pls they have their place in the cardassian empireat the bottomor in beddepends on the mood>>215947335based
>this thread right now
>>215947301all our schizos blend together into one amalgamation of crazy to me, i cannot tell them apart until they go on one of their very specific topical rants
I can never tell in these threads if people are genuinely deranged or just baiting. Though I suppose being that engaged in baiting is a form of derangement.
>>215947387need a bingo sheet tbqh
>>215946780which episode featured a phaser rifle with a M203 grenade launcher?
>>215947387I can tell them apart by how they react to me posting.
>>215947420that would be so much fun
>>215947346I think trekpu has fallen in with a bad crowd
What exactly is it about Star Trek that attracts schizos, or it just a product of a general?
>>215947495every general gets a one or two its inevitable as the oldest general on /tv/ we get more then most
>>215947495star trek has always had powerful autists among it's fansalso yes generals attract schizos, but i see our schizos even in random trek threadsi remember a few months ago when /trek/ was dead our schizos would be in those random threads bitching at people to go make a /trek/ general instead of posting in random threads because it bothered their autism
Where is the trans representation in classic trek?
>>215947635they have a transwarp drive in the movies but its still in the early stages
>>215947635When the scene is so dark you can see your reflection in the television screen. There.
>>215947346Is that a new 'Pu?
>>215947680>hey our muse is unique!>she's not gorgeous like all the other muses>she looks like a middle aged librarian with gene simmon's hairwhat were they thinking
>>215947693Relatively. I think I only posted it once a couple weeks ago
>>215947756Thank you for spreading the joy, the little scamp always makes me smile
>>215947704You're exaggerating. She's pops up in a lot of '70s and '80s shows and flicks. And she's a babe. Striking blue eyes and a nice voice. And she muses using alien vampire space magic any way.
>the memesmith of trekpus is among usbased lad
>>215947258Yeah this sounds retarded>/we/ can't build a system that simulates us, therefore no one canAlthough I suppose it depends on how you define simulation. God created us and can turn off the universe any time He wants, does that make it a simulation? To us humans it doesn't really matter, it's our reality regardless.
>>215947908i am exaggerating yes but also this is unacceptable
>>215947570I'm sorry I killed /trek/.
>>215947970it needed to happentrek dying for a while brought it back with less schizoposting
>>215947346>>215947400>>215947495Tell me what the difference is between what Gul Dukat did, and my plan to exterminate human parasites. Except that, of course, that you insist Gul Dukat did nothing wrong. You want to behold the problem? Try looking in the mirror.
Fucking Bros and all my fellow 4chan Compadres! I am so excited to be watching these classic Star Trek episodes with everyone! What's on tap tonight, can someone post the list?
>>215947953The only thing wrong is that sixhead, otherwise she's perfectMiddle-aged librarians happen to be my fetish
>>215947941>>215947258it sounds retarded to you because that is not even what the proof says
>>215948005i recognize this schizo now, i am learning
>>215947970stop thinking its about you, you narcissistic cunt, a slowish thread doesn't mean it died you fucking tranny wanker
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>>215945991In "Tomorrow is Yesterday" Kirk sends the fighter pilot to the Quartermaster to get some clothes, so I guess you're in luck anon, they do exist, at least in the TOS era.
>>215948025>Middle-aged librarians happen to be my fetishso you were simply defending the indefensible out of honori can respeck this
>>215948038>Can't address the argument>Bleats another ad hominem attackI look forward to your essence going out my car's tailpipe.
>>215948079you're the one who flips out when p*dos get mentiioned even in passingyou use the phrase "Try looking in the mirror" a lot, also your flow of thought ending in violence most posts is a giveaway too
>>215947451he had his tongue out in the first version of this.
>>215948138he's very proud of beating up an old man on a respirator while he was drunk, says it all really
>>215947361Does anyone have this meme but it's Jadzia and Ezri? I saw it posted once and then never again
>>215948166The one I have saved in my Trekpu folder does not have its tongue out. And according to the metadata, I downloaded it October 2021
>>215948226>he's very proud of beating up an old man on a respirator while he was drunkthats not nice
>>215947864trekpu is a big part of this general's staying power.
>>215948273OC is what makes generals comfywhen the OC stops flowing the general will die, i have seen this happen often
>>215947361>tfw no bajoran cutie hotwife
>>215948299you have no idea /trek/ is ancient and forever it was here before you came and will be here long after you've gone
>>215948138>>215948226You appear to have me confused with someone else. Not a surprise, really... after all, you're startled to see the sun rise every morning.
>>215948299I know of multiple generals with no OC retard. Though they have an even higher rate of schizos than this one. OC just improves the quality, nothing more.
>>215947361Kawaii... I wanna build something like a dabbo,, daboh? tf is that thing at that guy's bar called again? On earther it's dice landing spinner 5000 so it's pretty cool :3
>>215948325i find that comforting>>215948339when every one of your posts is just venting your frustrations they become very formulaic and easy to spot
>>215948261well in fairness he probably imagined it, he's mentally unstable
>>215948256ok, but the first version had the tongue out.
>>215948385Not even close to every one of my posts. You're looking at all this through the filter of a very stupid mind.And you need to explain why we don't see useless parasites in Star Trek. Is everyone somehow useful, hard-working, and intelligent? Unlikely. Such people are most likely eliminated, perhaps after "extraordinary rendition" to Cardassia, where officers like Gul Dukat "do nothing wrong". And we need to do that here before it's too late.
got my bottle of kanar and some ketracel whitenothing wrong on a saturday night
>>215945333Little small for a flagship innit?
>>215945991You just said the magic word
>>215947226>UBC Okanagan The satellite university of the Vancouver real estate development company masquerading as a university said that? Very impressive
>>215945723TOS had a historian. Khan gaped her. You want to be gaped by Khan.
>>215948986what strange vile little things you zoomers are
>>215944060Go TOS, TAS (skippable) and the TOS movies and then go to Voyager.
>>215949404>TAS (skippable)oh no no no no look at this guy!
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>>215949429I never skip, but some men are weak and need to be told that they can watch with the kid's wheels on.
>no true fan doesn’t love the poorly made cartoon from the 60sNah
