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star trek sex with shran
Mr. broccolli
>>215949458Poor guy, it’s such an easy nickname.
Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>215949486Deserved
DDNW
>>215949511It is not, Riker was particularly hard on him. Punching down is not ok.
>>215949522based
>>215949523He was a freaky sex guy in the holodeck, completely deserved. It's like if the app that allows you to speak to an AI version of grandma also allowed you to make an AI version of any woman of the street where they're madly in love with you.
>yeaaaah HI we're the Dominion. We're not your friend. We're just a pissed off sovereign nation after listening a gorillion times doing pic related I have to say I actually prefer the version that says "Klinnons" because the beginning part in the fixed version has an awkward buildup section before the first "Terok Nor" part and also there's something weird where it sounds like it randomly dips volume or something. you can tell I'm deranged because I've shared it with my friend who doesn't even watch DS9. at first he was like "I thought this was gonna be Star Trek why are you sending me this slop?" but then he was like "Wait, I like it"
>>215949563We have no evidence that there was any lewdness in his programs. Troi and Beverly were fully clothed in period costume. He was a fellow Starfleet officer with the ‘tism, they should’ve been nicer to him.
>>215949511>>215949523>>215949563Riker was consistently shown being way more freaky and rapey in the holodeck than Barclay
>>215949634True actually. He was probably projecting his perviness onto Reg, who did nothing wrong. Everyone knows about Riker’s little erotic holoharp setup in his quarters but nobody hassles him for it.
>>215949634Yeah but he's hot
>>215949607He had holo-Troi say that he should cast off his inhibitions for love, you know that Barclay used her.>>215949634Riker didn't have a holoprogram where he had a foursome with Troi, Crusher and Ro.
>10 seconds after OPkek all I had to do was shranpost twice and now he's autistically obsessed with refreshing for new thread because of stolen meme valor or something
>>215949710yeah he is. you can interpret Reg's holodeck fantasies as scenarios he made meant to make him feel empowered and confident among his coworkers since he doesn't feel it in real life. Riker's shit is always about just jacking off.
How can I support the Trabe and their fair and just treatment of Kazon shits?
>>215949760weirdos are dangerousthey should fix their shit before people's lives are put in their handsriker is being a healthy human being
>>215949759you don't shranpost you just obsess over me because you have no friends. if you did actually post about Shran instead of try to ape everything I do it would actually be fun but alas
>>215949773Always with the antisemitism on this website
>>215949634Riker raised gooning to an art form
>>215949872>unfastens futuristic penis retaining fabric somehow
>>215949820>riker is being a healthy human being>Simulating a historical figure and pausing her so you can kiss her and gaze rapeily at her without her reacting to it is normal healthy behaviorNah. Nah it's not.
>>215949926I don't see it but maybe you have a good explanation for why that's the case.
>>215949594please don't inflict my autism on normalfags, it violates the treaty of algeron
>>215949995t. Riker
>>215950036he's not a normie, don't worry
>>215949926Riker had a healthy libido and was fooling around with a holo-program of a historical figure. He wasn't creepily lusting after his co-workers in the 'deck like Barclay.
>>215950046so no then. if you've got issues, get them sorted. talk them out. rationalize them. don't just pretend other people are the problem and expect them to bend around your malfunctions.
Which /trek/ meme could you do without?
>>215949828People just hate Ferengi for no reason!
>>215950221Schizo [insert day of the week]
>>215950221larping as a tugboat driving oil rigger secret agent who got his ass beaten by Avery Brooks over the honor of a troon who was holding
Fucking Bros and all my fellow 4chan Compadres!I am so excited to be watching these classic Star Trek episodes with everyone! What's on tap tonight, can someone post the list? Let's Fucking GO! Straight fire, no cap. I'm hyped AF! Vibes on a hundred, ready to slay this Trek watch like a boss! I'm popping off with absolute peak energy, squad goals activated, this is the move! No brakes MotherFucker, full send!
>>215950292>What's on tap tonight, can someone post the list? Let's Fucking GO! Straight fire, no cap. I'm hyped AF!It's a special marathon of Star Trek: Sex With Shran on Shranal Sex Shranurdays.
Is there a better Admiral out there?
>>215950477Admiral Leyton was 100% right.
>>215950477i like Admiral Forrest the best desu. rip
>thinking about re watching TNG for the 4th timeShould I give the other shows a chance? I've only seen TOS, TNG and some of the movies.
>>215950477yea
>>215950625Why wouldn't you Fucking watch DS9 you Cocksucker?
>>215950581He was a chagelingo
>>215950663Nigger captain. And I've heard mixed things about it.
>>215950477Nakamoto seemed pretty chill. Would definitely hang out with at obligatory meet and greets and chat about sushi and anime
>>215950652The only answer for best admiral.
>>215949458why in the hell would you do this edition.
>>215950625Yes, retard. DS9, VOY and ENT all should have been watched before you did a rewatch of TNG let alone multiple.
>>215950751
>>215950866ENT is skippable. It's not real Star Trek.
>>215950927You need Faith of the Heart
>>215950652This Cat kind of felt milk toast. Not a fan of this dude.
>>215951038We don't need your puny faith of the heart when we just need to believe in the dubsminion.
>>215951408bruh what the fuck
how hard would Weyoun cum in his pants if a Founder decided to mimic him for whatever reason?
>>215950477Gotta be Hanson for me
>>215951069>milk toast. It's milquetoast retard.
>>215951471Vorta don't have genitals so not very hard at all.
>>215951840yeah they do
>>215950751>Mike Okuda casts his Japanese friendBased
>>215951874No they don't. They're clones grown in vats, they don't have any biological need for sexual reproduction and the changelings are jerks who don't care about the physical comforts of their servants.
>>215951968yeah, they do. they have tits, they have pussies. obviously they're infertile clones but they don't literally not have genitals.
>>215951982
>>215951982>they have titsSo do trannies but no sane person would call an axe wound genitals >they have pussies proof?
>>215952163>proof?It came to me in a dream.
>>215952163>proof?i have tasted one
>>215951818no meanposting pls
>>215951968The Founders would give them dicks and pussies for infiltration purposes. They'd craft the perfect honeypots.
>>215952467No they wouldn't. The founders would just infiltrate and be the honeypots themselves. You're upset because their lack of genitals ruins all your gay Weyoun fantasies but if you weren't such a faggot you'd see the logic to it.
>>215952529i don't have any Weyoun fantasies like that you're literally being illogical and hysterical because of some agenda you're projecting onto me but the Vorta are descended from a sexually reproducing baby monkey like race there's no reason to engineer them to retain ONLY breasts but no holes because they're infertile anyway and can't feel pleasure from anything other than a Founder's gaze upon them. plus they are shown eating so the piss and shit gotta come out somewhere just use your head anon come on it's Star Trek
star trek butt stuff with weyoun
>>215952599also not that it matters but if I hypothetically did have any Weyoun sex fantasies they would be heterosexual only thank you very much
>>215952599>piss and shit gotta come out somewhereA cloaca. Or they could sweat most of it out the way Thomas Jefferson claimed negros did, adding to their stench. And where are the female jem'hadar?
>>215952691>hysterical because of some agenda you're projecting onto me It's not like I'm samefagging by blog
>>215952620He doesn't have a butt either
>>215952735that's not what samefagging is.
>>215952006What is he doing to her? Is he bending her over!? What the Fuck!?
>>215952529>The founders would just infiltrate and be the honeypots themselves.You forget that the female Vorta was designed as an infiltrator in the debut episode of the Vorta.. The Founders had no choice but to infiltrate themselves later on as the Vorta were known but their tactic is to use the Vorta as agents and stay back as the invisible gods.
I didn't like that the Vorta were clones and could just be remade over and over again. It cheapened their existence.
>>215952807>It cheapened their existence.that's why it was actually a genius thing to do because the Founders don't value the existence of any solids at all
star trek scaly handjobs with remata'klan
>>215952807They just did it because they wanted Jeffrey Combs back. A worthy price.
>>215952781shes giving birth
>>215952885he said on one of those panel things when he had the part in Meridian they were telling him they'd like to bring him back to do something else sometime where you can see his face and he thought they were just blowing smoke up his ass and thought nothing of it but then he ended up coming back even after they literally killed his character off. I can see why he thought it was bullshit because if you look him up he really does do mostly oners on TV shows for whatever reason.
>>215952768Were you responding to yourself?
>>215952782The female appearing Vorta might not have genitals either and could be doing some madame butterfly shit for their "seductions".
>>215953109no I was amending what I was saying with information I forgot to mention the first time. it wasn't a response.
>>215953161But you responded to your previous post, yourself. You're the same fag for both posts.
>>215953260as someone who always gets called a pedantic fuck who just likes to argue around here, I'm not even mad at you anon. you are my Tellarite brethren
>>215953141You'd probably not want to constrain your honeypots so much. Sure you could program all that kinky shit into her but at the same time you'd want to make sure they can provide pleasure meaning that they'd have to have genitals in case a simpler approach is better. Especially if it's long term. Same for male Vorta.
the honeypot infiltrator angle is so laughable to me because you only ever see them utterly failing to persuade or manipulate anyone from the Alpha quadrant no matter what (except for Dukat but he's a different story). they literally exude autism, put everyone off, and can't be taken seriously.
>>215953654It's more just that Weyoun is an ass.
>>215953974it's not because they're all like that. Kilana had everything going for her being cute and pretty with her titties out and everything and even still she couldn't get Sisko to trust her when a Founder's life literally depended on it. Keevan gives off serial killer vibes and straight up defects or whatever and Yelgrun and Lusara or whatever her name was are pretty easily bamboozled. they all fail at their jobs.
>>215950625>>thinking about re watching TNG for the 4th time>only 4th timePathetic
There's something abuot the first TNG season studio lighting that is really interesting. It kinda makes the series look completely different compared to all the other seasons. The very late seasons looked so polished and brightly lit. First season looks interestingly grungy
>>215954267it has very harsh lighting and shadows. there's not much ambient light and everyone casts a pitch black silhouette. it's at odds with the set design that would suggest the lighting should be cozy
thinking about putting on some Star Trek Voyagerkino for this feel?
>>215954395
>>215954395Lolita
>>215954414>we need to portray this character as evil>I'll get the black leather gloves
>>215954446You clearly don't know this episode, do you? That's the point. It's an incorrect recollection where history paints the Voyager crew as mustache twirling villains, black leather gloves and various other tropes included.It's an episode about how easily history can be misunderstood and distorted.
>>215949458
>>215954059To be fair, most Vorta we meet aren't agents. Weyoun, Kilana and Keevan and Lusara were commanders of the Jem Hadar. Eris was able to pull the wool over everyone's eyes and it would have worked if it wasn't for Quark wanting to profit over her fake slave collar. If a regular Starfleet ship were the people who fell for the trap then she would have been able to nestle in as a spy.
>>215954516i simply ignore Eris and Borath or whatever his name was because they were the first ones you ever see and they retconned stuff and fleshed them out more later. Eris had fucking telepathy and the benefit of Sisko and Quark never having met a Vorta before you can't use her as a good example of their actual abilities
>>215954516also Weyoun is not just a commander of Jem'Hadar he's the head administrator of the entire war effort and I would say in that capacity it's probably the one time a Vorta actually was pretty damn good at their job. only 5 though the rest suck.
Does this picture actually sum up the Janeway/7of9 dynamic pretty well?
>>215954720not really because it was Mulgrew that savagely bullied Jeri Ryan on the set
>>215954537>>215954579The situation in which Sisko and Quark met Eris was one completely engineered by the Dominion to try and get her to infiltrate the Alpha Quadrant and Starfleet. I imagine it's one of the Dominion's typical ploys to insert Vorta into civilisations. So in that sense, the Vorta would be good infiltrators of a typical civilisation. As for Weyoun, he does become more important later on but he is initially just another Jem'Hadar commander and while he eventually does become the only solid the female changeling ever trusted, it seems more like his duties get expanded.
>>215955067i mean you can imagine stuff all you want but I'm basing it on their performance record as borne out in the show and there's really nothing that says there's any distinction between an "agent" and a "jemmie wrangler." like Keevan certainly didn't cut out for either thing it kinda just seems like you do whatever the fuck the Founders tell you to do regardless of your personal skill strengths or affinities.
>>215954473What did I say that was incorrect?
>>215954906source?
>>215955592>I was bullied so hard by mulgrew on the set of Voyager that the only way I could deal with it was by going to sex clubs with my husband to get fucked by multiple dudes while he watched Jeri Ryan
>>2159545795 was the only one that had genitals. The others were floor models.
>>215955661big if true
>it's a Naomi Wildman 'sode
>>215951785He looks uncomfortable
>>215955841Unironically the worst child character in Trek.
>>215953473If they eat there’s a hole. If they poop there’s two. Let me guess, you need more.
>>215955661lol
Jeri Ryan is how Obama became president.
>>2159556937 liked xenovoyeurism it'd be weird if he had no dick himself but no matter he's a freak anyway so who cares
https://vocaroo.com/1d33p439ECJHTrack for indiscretion. The original genre was spy lounge.
>>215956205this one is giving Final Fantasy XIV boss fight or something it's rad
>>215956205i really thought the vocaroo was going to be riker playing the trombone.
>>215956205>she seems sad but strangely unbotheredthis is so fucking true thank you for pointing out it never sat right with me lol
>>215949607> He was a fellow Starfleet officer with the ‘tism, they should’ve been nicer to him.If Barclay had Data’s autism, the kind that lets you become a master at sign language for if you ever meet a deaf diplomat, then he would be held in much higher esteem. Poor guy got the strange and offputting autism that has no practical uses.
>>215956467it was real good for programming the holodeck
>>215956467>>215956487Don't forget that by the time of VOY, he's some kind of radio savant: he works out a way to communicate with Voyager even though nobody believes it will work and they try like hell to stop him from attempting it. Clearly, he was just underemployed in the old Engine Room.
>>215956534LaForge wasn't very good at managing his people and probably wouldn't have been chief engineer for long if he didn't have Data to lean on for the technical aspects of the job.
>>215955841Naomi Wildman is cute and funny!
>>215956717Stfu chomo. She added nothing to the story.
>>215956706Data was also in charge of the exobiology department but the show hardly (if ever) remembered that.
>>215956807Ack
>Estuans interius>Ira vehementi>Estuans interius>Ira vehementi>Skrain Dukat>Skrain Dukat
t'pol is hot
>>215950625I also started a TNG rewatch but this time I’ll have weed and a star projection machine.
>>215957128I watched TMP on acid once, it was quite an experience.
>>215957020>that episode 'Carbon Creek' with the silhouette of her nips behind the hanging sheetkino
star trek
>>215957380great job kitbashing cher into troi
>>215957380>ro has the sideburn pointWhat was with this in Star Trek, was it mandated by Starfleet or something?
I'm curious. Post:>your age>how you got into star trek
>>215957518no
>>215957439I guess it just never fell of fashion, Bashir was right, Earth has been pretty culturally stagnant for a while in the Trek universe, the characters are either into stuff from centuries ago (Shakespere, Jazz, B-Movies) or alien art (Klingon opera, Cardassian lit). You rarely hear much about contemporary art. "Photons Be Free" was one of the few examples, and that was just based Doc libelling his coworkers, hardly an original work of fiction.
>>215957677>Earth has beenRo is of Bajor howeverthobeit
>>215957394it's a diamond select statue from their femme fatale lineshe and ro both have the same empty autistic gaze, like I think it was diamond's house style or somethingso weird>>215957439didn't it start with kirk and they've just kept it going since then?>>215957518we went into the 09 trek to make out but I actually liked the movie and wanted to see what else was out there
>>21595751835when my grandfather passed i learned he liked old scifis, TOS was the first one that i got into since i'd seen next gen playing on tv randomly and wanted to get into it chronologicallyreally loved it and have ever since, it's been a long while now
>>215957702True, but Earth basically dominates the culture of Starfleet, almost all their ships are named after old Earth ships, or historical figures from our planet. Consider the USS Hood, Starfleet would rather name a ship after a looser then give it name from Vulcan history.>>215957830Yeah, it started with Kirk, presumably just to give him a "futuristic" hairstyle, the other shows just carried on the tradition.
What's everyone's favorite comfy episode, even if it is nonsensical or not very well critically liked?For me, it's the Royale. Season 2 of TNG is unironically my favorite season overal.
>Data has rights and can quit starfleet if he wants, he is a living autonomous being>Starfleet threatens to take his daughter away by force in a later episode>Picard threatens he will "most likely be stripped down to his wires" to find the reason for his insubordination if court martialed in another episodeWould they strip any other, biological, starfleet officer "down to their wires" in the case of a court martial?
>>215958201hehe I wish a bunch of stern Vulcan scientists would strip me down to my wires if you know what I mean
Computer, show me /trek/'s wires.
>>215958201They try to take O'Brian's daughter away after she turns into a savage, actually "try" is an understatement, there were no legal obstacles to overcome, it was just a question of physically arresting her. Starfleet is also allowed to pass sentence on Bashir's dad (a civilian), there's not much you can do if Starfleet wants to get it's hands on you, Data has equal rights, which is to say he has almost no rights, just like his human crewmates.
always hiding in his ready room drinking teapretending he's reading shakespeare thinking about horses and data's wiresloudly playing a flute everyone on the bridge can hear through the wallsfucking prick
>>215958139In the Cards
>>215949828a) They are not semticb) It is "counter", not "anti"
>>215951188ST NCSWS
>>215955592Sorry, I took a nap.But they've both talked about it extensively. Jeri Ryan brought it up at conventions and stuff first and now Mulgrew always expresses regret about how she treated her. One thing she would do is reported mess up takes on purpose knowing Ryan couldn't get out of the catsuit easily to use the bathroom.>“If I had to go, it was on the radio, ‘Jeri’s going. 10-1. That’s 20.’ … Because, you know, I had to have somebody dress me and undress me. It was a 20-minute thing to get me undressed, go to the bathroom, get dressed, go back to set. … I actually got so sick my first season … because I felt so bad … I just did not drink all day. And I got really ill.” >According to Garret Wang, Mulgrew once told a line producer “Jeri Ryan is not allowed to use the bathroom unless she uses it before work or after work … It takes too much time to get her in and out of that suit.”>Mulgrew has taken responsibility for the tension. In The Fifty-Year Mission: The Next 25 Years, she is quoted as saying: “This is on me, not Jeri … She came in … she did what she was asked to do … It’s on me … I probably should have comported myself better … but in the moment, it was difficult.”>She expressed hurt that bringing in “a beautiful, sexy girl” (i.e., Seven of Nine) felt to her like undermining Janeway’s role.
>theres a trek thread on /ck/>guy says alcohol is illegal in the federation and thats why they have synthale
>>215958621you have to be patient with anons in trek threads outside of /trek/they aren't as hardcore as we are
>>215958674what did the anon say >>176248712
>>215959014Something very inflammatory and controversial here (although not on Plebbit). He said>star trek sex with shran
>Data has rights therefore we cannot dissasemble him, unless he dissobeys orders>Doc has certain rights but if he suffers a mental breakdown we can wipe his memory to make him forget
>>215952351It's ok to meanpost towards that guy because he's a bot
>>215959242>Bashir unilaterally abducts, tortures, and murders the agency head in charge of Federation covert operations, biological warfare, and god knows what else>This passes without comment or consequence
>>215959567*during wartime btw
>>215954267early TNG lighting was meant to mimic TOS lighting, so that they could make dramatic shadows across the actor's faces to indicate tension or drama or a specific feeling
>>215954395The Void, I think - it's the one where there's a garbage ship that's full of dirty rat people stowaways that the doctor teaches music so that they can communicate
>>215958139the magnificent ferengi
>>215949748Yes he did. Every male crewmember did. They'd show it to visiting dignitaries, too.
>>215957020she wouldve been hotter without all the plastic surgery
>>215950292In other words, you're gonna sit on your dead ass & watch a TV show.
https://voca.ro/19Ox26hRXoCk
>>215950477Did Nechayev ever dress like a dominatrix and growl "ve have vays of making you talk"? Then no, none better.
>>215957907>looser
>>215958139Thine Own Self
>>215959567>the agency head in charge of Federation covert operationssomeone didn't understand the show
>>215950663Because it was a soap opera? And the last two seasons were military sci-fi?
>>215959789just delightful
>>215949748>Troi, Crusher and Rothat's trueit was Tasha, Guinan, and Q
>>215952351My, how this thread has changed... from jerk blurting "nutrek sucks" and "fuck nutrek" to whimpering "no meanposting pls". Almost as if bullies have always been cowards since the dawn of time.
Resist. Resist today. Resist tomorrow. Resist 'til the last Kurtzman slop has been driven from our canon!
>everyone in the thread is one guyAll me btw
>>21595751883never got into trek, i watch it ironically
>>215959951I think about Damar's speech a lot, specifically the part where he mentions how they're being conquered without a single shot being fired. Reminds me of how western countries are being flooded with Kazon-Nigstrim. Oddly prophetic, for a sci-fi series from the early 90's .-.
>>215957830
>got my new best friend, one benjamin sisko!
>>215960055what a time to be alive
>>215960187It won't be long before the entire "entertainment industry" goes down in flames, as people use AI to generate what they really want to see... people making out.
>>215957830>two kotobukiyas
Garak sassing on the defiant is no different than Ortegas on snw and that's a hill I'll die on.
>>215960696except ortegas is hot
>>215960696the fuck are you talking about schizo kun
What's the over under that Alaimo fucked Salome Jens?
>>215960811https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?role=nm0421300,nm0015826
>>215949458You know for sure that Geordi only called him 'Broccolli' to impress the cool kids and Riker. Only said it around them. Because he's a dweeby loser dork too. And put Barclay down to feel bigger. In private, Geordi is probably really nice to him. Barclay probably considers him a good friend. Geordi has probably showed him his Leah Brahms holoprogram. But, when peer-pressured. Geordi is a fake friend and will bully to look cool in front of jock Riker.
>>215959242>instead of just deleting these EMH programs, we should rig an entire mine with holographic projectors, and put them to work with tiny pickaxes and minecarts like its the 1800's and also still keep them fully sentient
>>215960944>Geordi is a fake friend and will bully to look cool in front of jock Riker.Yeah Geordi is not much better but he will try and distract from his own failings by pointing at poor Broccoli.>what do you mean I didn't fuck Brahms on the holodeck>hey everyone look at broccoli he likes to fuck crew members on the holodeck
>>215960759it's bait
>>215961057Reminds me of the holocoaster
Yeoman Mears.Thoughts?
>watching S2E20 of Voyager>the fucking King of Jordan is there in a starfleet uniform>he requested a cameo because apparently he loves star trekscreechingwhat the fuck
>>215961595reminds me of how one of my favorite kpop bands got kidnapped by the princess of Kazakhstan. she just told her goons she wanted them and to go get them when they were visiting the country. these royal types are cray and get whatever they want
>>215961595What's your problem with that, exactly? The whole thing seemed to be consensual. Also, he eventually was involved in the planned Red Sea Astrarium, a Star Trek-themed park in Jordan. That seems like a good thing for Trek in general.
>>215961674there's no such thing as the princess of kazakhstankazazkhstan is a republicwhat the FUCK are you talking about
>>215961889they later clarified it was the president's daughter but still. look up vixx kidnapping
>>215961674>>215961889https://www.soompi.com/2018/03/07/vixxs-n-talks-interesting-incident-happened-kazakhstan/VIXX appears to be quite popular in Kazakhstan.On March 7, VIXX’s N guested on MBC’s “Radio Star,” along with Sam Hammington, Sam Kim, and Sam Okyere. During the episode, he shared an interesting story of the time VIXX’s managers thought the group was being kidnapped in Kazakhstan.N shared, “We were taking a bus to the airport in Kazakhstan to return to Korea. However, when we arrived, as soon as the managers got off, the bus took off again. We asked where we were going, and the bus driver told us that because checking in was going to take a while, they were taking us to the airport lounge first. We believed them, so we just slept in the bus, but our managers came running after the bus while yelling.”He explained that the members had simply thought that the information hadn’t been properly relayed to their managers, and just felt thankful thinking they were just being treated as VIPs as they headed towards the lounge. The managers arrived at the lounge soon after the group but then the bodyguards refused to let them in, even though VIXX had asked them to. N added, “The guards told us that our managers couldn’t come in here because only distinguished guests were allowed.”N continued, “But then the doors opened one by one, and this one high school girl came inside. We were like, ‘What is going on?’ She was the country’s princess.” N proudly shared, “Apparently the princess was a fan of VIXX, and she liked me the best. She wanted to shake hands with us and take pictures, and that’s why she had kept us on the bus. That’s when we learned what was going on.” N added, “We later heard she was actually the president’s daughter [and not a princess].”
>>215961992>>215962005sic semper tyrannis
>>215961372I thought it was really hot the way she planted herself on the floor of the shuttle during that critical takeoff.
>>215962039Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!
>>215961889>hurr durr I believe everything the government tells me>if a country claims to be a republic then obviously that's what it is; there's no possibility of corruption or abuse of powerYou are the reason that hydrothermal liquefaction is the only solution for the horrible problems in our world.
>>215960895Bless you for understanding the mission
im putting "hydrothermal liquefaction" on the bingo
Isn't it crazy that Picard had multiple passionate gay kiss scenes in an episode and no one talks about it?
>>215962049
>>215962178Are you really sure you want to start up that whole "bingo card" thing again? That didn't go so well for you last time...
>>215962178NO MORE BINGO CARDS, YOU DINGBAT.
>>215962228you mean when everyone was clowning on you and all your posts got repeatedly deleted, and you got banned for spamming the thread?
>>215962295You mean when you revealed you had an abusive janny at your beck and call? And all your "clowning' meant nothing if I could legitimately claim you stupidly achieved "bingo" repeatedly. Now, I ask you again... are you really sure you want to start up that whole "bingo card" thing again? Given that it's guaranteed you'll not only humiliate yourself, but reveal your hypocrisy for all to see? Your move, pinhead.
>>215962224how do we reconcile the stuffiness ultra-conservatism of the 60s with each woman dressing like a scantily clad slut? I thought women's lib was a 70s thing.I've seen TV shows from the 50s and all women are dressed very modestly.
>>215962157y-you too
>>215962371bruh what are you talking about, the heyday of the hippies was the 60s, 70s was the crash and rebound, 60s was freedom and women lib and yellow submarine, 70s was heroine and meth and gore flicks and sad shitbox cars and endless office drudgery, then the 80s was coke and super fun office drudgery to afford your coke habit and your slick rides.
>>215962371but she's not dressed like a scantily clad slut
>>215962371You thought wrong.
>>215962510She dropped acid once and did two marijuanas.
>>215962597MST3K's version of Reefer Madness is unironically one of the funniest things I've ever watched. Definitely top 5, but #1 will always go to the utter insanity that is Mr. B Natural.
>>215962510that is the same girl? holy fuck what happened? she got raped by a native didn't she? oh wait you can't rape the willingdirty slut
>>215962630"Hey, Mr. B Natural is HOT!"
>>215962705Joining the Peace Corps makes you look like a cringe vegan loser, no matter the decade.
>>215962715>Mom....MOOOOM, I NEED AN ADULT!
>>215962371>>215962432The 'hippie' phase lasted from about 66 to 70 and that's it. But the earlier 60s were still the swingin' 60s.Watch Mad Men, it's a good time capsule for the decade.
What's the consensus on Kirk's death in New Generations? Because I think it's bullshit.
>>215962799Pretty much everyone hates it past and present except Rick Berman
>>215960695
>>215962818>Rick BermanI would take him back in a heartbeat. Put him and Braga in charge of Star Trek again, give them a budget, and a mandate to produce twenty six episodes a season and I would be happy.Even if the best episode they could make was only a middle of the road VOY or ENT episode in quality I would be happy.
>>215962799>>215962818This. He's been brought back in multiple non-canon or quasi-canon entries like The Return (1996) or The Last Starship comic, which just recently launched. It was a shit ending to such an incredible character. If they absolutely HAD to kill him off, they should've had him go down with the Enterprise, on the bridge, surrounded by fire.
>>215962852Sure, I agree with you. Berman did make several completely retarded decisions but most of the ones he made were pretty good (before ENT anyway)
>>215962878The only way I would accept a Kirk death in Star Trek is him going down with his ship in some whacky way where he somehow saves everyone but is the only man left onboard
>>215962878>If they absolutely HAD to kill him off, they should've had him go down with the Enterprise, on the bridge, surrounded by fire.that is true to his character. kirk only loved one woman, the enterprise, and I fear people don't understand who they are writing anymore. He gave up his admiral position and risked a court martial and more for his ship and his friends.If he doesn't die in some type of personal sacrifice for his friends he dies on the bridge of his ship.
>>215962758"Heh heh... heh heh... that's nice... MOOOOM!!!"
>>215960695I cleaned up the Bill overlay a bit more.
>>215962925FUCK, this would have been the perfect send off for Kirk. All those memories from TOS and the movies going up in flames. Fucking kino opportunity completely missed
>>215962295I'm going to assume you chickened out. But just know that I've already attributed a bingo card with this thread's transgressions, and if you peep up once more about bingo card, I'm ready to roll.
>>215962925Best way to do a Kirk death is heroic self-sacrifice for sure but there should always be a tiny window of: maybe he escaped.Because he's Captain Kirk and he can always overcome the odds.
>>215962989>So I'm attracted to guys now?
Hopefully this cleaned-up meme will find itself reposted.
>>215963075Much like the King in the mountain or King Arthur when the federation needs him the most he will return.He is that type of man/hero and in a sense those men never die.
>>215960695Seems like the AI has centered on Data's slicked-back black hair and used that to assume he's partially Italian.
>>215962925Dying in a drunken Risa bar fight while on shore leave.
>>215962799It was so bad they named a trope after it https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DroppedABridgeOnHim
>>215963102For those of you who have no idea what we're talking about, here's the "Mr. B Natural" segment from MST3K: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAKentKiGOY
>>215963250>KHAAAAAAAN
>>215963250It's a demonic entity second only to Coily
One to beam up
>>215963348That's it. Last one. No more. AI banned in /trek/.
>>215963295Ugh... "A Case Of Spring Fever" was 8 minutes long & felt like an hour. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqzh94DSK_sBut for a true moment of Zen, very little beats "What is Nothing": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdBQdxGeyCQI really wish Star Trek had a crossover episode with MST3K, ultimately dooming them to their fate over blah blah Prime Directive blah blah.
>>215963441You heard the random nobody. No more discussion of the ship's computer, or Data, or Lore, or B4, or Data's mom... did I miss anyone? Oh, and what is the point of this ban, exactly?
>>215963488You may post again when AI actually reaches the level of Data, Sandeep.
Why was she so aggressive?
>>215962799Kirk dying in the line of duty saving the ENT-B was good.Kirk dying by being crushed by a bridge is comical, because it allows for the wordplay of "the bridge is on the captain", rather than "captain on the bridge", which is naval parlance.
>>215963488Sorry, I assumed the context would've made it obvious what I was referring to. I didn't mean talking about Data was banned. AI generated slop is banned. Because it's bad. I should have been more considerate and explained that better for ESL folks such as yourself. And, if you have trouble understanding anything on /trek/. Just say so. I'll be happy to hold your hand through it.
>>215963698Miles is a bottom, apparently
>>215963808ahem POWER bottom
>>215963889If he were a power bottom he wouldn't be constantly suffering
>>215963461What is Nothing is such an unsettling fever dream.
>sexo with Queen Arachnia
>>215963461I take solace in knowing that Space Mutiny is basically what we would have gotten, and I'm not sure they could have topped it.>And so, our brave hero ROASTS the disabled man!
>Discovery ends>Picard ends>suddenly SNW gets significantly worse than the previous two seasonsWas this a TNG S7 situation?
>>215964691If by TNG S7 situation you mean everyone being burnt out, possibly. I think it might be more likely that they absorbed the bad writers from STD and PIC into what was originally a spinoff with less oversight
>>215964691>>215964794Yeah, was gonna say this. It was... okay, it was still shit, but it was less shit before, and then the people on STD and PIC were super fucking butthurt that the most well reviewing live action series was the one trying to be at least a little faithful to TOS and just diarrhea'd all over it as an act of petty revenge. That bitch from Scrooged has the worst voice I've heard since, ironically enough, Bobcat Goldthwaith in Scrooged. It's fine for a kitchy five minutes of screentime in a movie, but in a series it's fucking unbearable.
>>215950477>>215950581>>215950652>>215950751I do like to wonder what adventures these guys got into during their captain days.
>>215950477Admiral S'rrel.It's so cool that both memory alpha and beta have switched EVERY SINGLE FUCKING IMAGE to .webp so I have to take extra time out of my day to de-convert a needlessly converted file.
>>215965122my sentiments exactly
>2 threadswhy?
If I had a holodeck I'd watch Beverly get fucked by Worf.
>>215965225You’re a damn retard. Shut the fuck up
>>215965233At least I'm not rude.
>>215965225Would you not attempt sex yourself? Remember, they have no rights.
>>215965225That's such a lame fucking thing to use your holodeck for. They can do your nastiest, freakiest ideations, and all you can think up is being a klingon cuck. You could fuck a dragon in mid-flight, be someone's poop, experience being born again, put Worf's head on Deanna's body with Riker's dick and have that thing piss into Picard's open mouth while a trio of Datas in ballerina outfits perform Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy around him, record that, and anonymously send it to Picard to see his reaction. Honestly, it's ridiculous how tame they are with it. Even other races just do lame shit like old battles for klingons.
>>215965295It is implied that Barclay's programs were abusive.
>>215965332Barclay is the only one that even begins to approach the potential, and even he's far below the capability of the average /trek/ poster.
>>215965261You’re mentally ill. Talking about sex inappropriate on a blue board. This is the exact reason I his site is being fined and will close. Because brown people think the town square is a bathroom
>>215965406>not talking about sex>in /trek/You just blow in from Stupid Town?
>>215965406lmao its being illegally fined and they are going to sue those bong idiots for trying you absolute moron
>>215965430>>215965431that's enough.
>>215965467do your job
Are romantic relationships between family members permitted in the federation?
If, for example, a 12 year old Wesley Crusher were to be having sex with Beverly Crusher, and Data walked in on them, would he be compelled to report them to the captain?
>>215965538there is probably age restrictions in place so he couldn't
>>215965501Logically, the primary objection to incest is the medical defects of the children and the power imbalance of an inter-generational relationship. This is why Vulcans allow only gay/lesbian incest and only between siblings or cousins. Anything else is simply illogical.
>>215965430In my smutty fantasies Ezri Dax discovers Seven of Nine after Voyager returns to the Alpha Quadrant and Ezri helps Seven express her human emotions which eventually devolves into kinky and illicit sex in the holodeck. This is not enough for the two and Seven who desires a level of closeness that is unavailable when two people are simply physically intimate ends up attempting to use borg nano probes during their escapades. As you can imagine the nano probes go crazy and their captains do not approve of a holodeck being transformed into a borg sex dungeon.
>>215965501Almost certainly. There'd have to be at least a couple member planets that didn't make it taboo worldwide, and with genetic repairs the making retards thing is removed too, so I'd say between two consenting adults it'd be completely legal. The real question is, would bestiality be allowed? Given the Kzinti have joined the Federation and their females are literal animals without higher brain functions, as well as the multiple times accidental breeding or mating or impregnation has occurred with lesser/greater species and there being zero repercussions for the Starfleet members involved, at least legally.
>>215965431>sueIf I told you we were about to engage in another larger scale armed conflict and I would simply kill those who would disagree? The issue is the safety of children. Nothing else. She verification. Sue us? By all means start a petition and forward it to me so I can keep tabs on who needs to die. You can report me to mods and have me removed from this thread but I can report you to some ai report tool bullshit in the near future and have you removed from planet earth you fuck. The fuck do you mean legally we got our laws in America after WE KILLED THE PEOPLE WHO WERE BOTHERING US YOURE ACTIVELY PREYING ON OUR KIDS AND ITS DOCUMENTED and when we start killing you like dogs in the street. And I’ll do you one better wake up and smell the shit you stepped in fucko. We’re doing it legally I told you downsyndrome incubators the airstrike war on internet pedos would begin with strike on the cartels drug game wait and see boom sprakle glits uuhhhhh aahhhhh amazing
>>215965587I'm not the guy you're replying to, but I just want you to know you type like an absolute mongoloid and your train of thought is an absolute fucking wreck.
>>215962224This episode felt very off somehow.
the closure of asylums has had disastrous repercussions
>>215962371Star Trek was made by a group of people who were trendsetters. They were living the 70s lifestyle in the 60s before it hit mainstream.
>>215965624But I am not wrong and I am a genius
>>215965639>get in the chain anon its perfectly safeno thank you
>>215965662its called a chair eslanon
>>215965662tos is so stylish
>>215965704i am sorry i made an error while typing anon, you have my apologies
>>215965740Just be more careful in future.
If I like TNG and dont like Voy or Ent, will I like TOS?
which character pairing has female Star Trek fans like this?
>>215965821You'll watch them all, in full.
>>215965796We need a whole new deal. These threads have been on autopilot. We used to have several anons dedicated to genuinely long form discussions consistently at bat but they all got sick of your shit and left eventually. It would be pretty chinesesterious if someone got inside a real space ship and posted about Star Trek
>>215965833Kirk/Spock. The female fans went crazy for it.
>>215965862We need more strict adherence to protocol.
>>215965862they actually got sicked of all the esls and bait and schizos
>>215965862wat?
>>215965833What the fuck is wrong with your brain? How much time do you have to spend on the internet talking to old ladies about your childhood doll (and closest confidant) before you graduate to flicking the mossy bean to shipping on a starg treg you crazy old lady feed you cats before they eat your eyes and cause unnecessary mourning
>>215965907But Captain, I can't stand by while that little girl dies. >>215965858Pass.
>>215965833Riker/Wesley
>>215965924Everything you see before you is a charade kept up in hopes someone with the mental capacity to actually talk about Star Trek. Will come by. When they come they will scream. They will attack. The ritual isn’t ready! They need a third party player character to engage the interloper in conversation. They can’t do it themselves. This is their moment. The stars have aligned and while the two relatively normal human beings talk about Star Trek, and the autists screech and murmur, there is a harmony to the commotion like seagulls on a little hamlet on the cliffs of Islam
>>215966075or maybe you're just a schizo and belong in a mental ward
>>215966117https://youtu.be/uxjhN_Donfw?si=N6emvtdk4HWbK0YN
>>215966117it's annoying that people like him are stupid enough to spam the thread with retarded schizobabble but smart enough to use a computer
>>215966172I mean I guess you could call what he does using a computer kinda like how a monkey hitting a rock with a stick is technically using a tool
>>215966172I have said the only valuable things anyone could possibly tell you so many times you poor sap. People stop and thank me. Here. Shit yesterday day before. Tough luck being you huh npc?
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>>215966220https://youtu.be/W_YOJWZIjxo?si=8u4SPLGUGteeftWa
>>215949458https://youtu.be/NUnXxh5U25Y?si=_5ZUb3Nhk9fQKwxV
>>215966213Speak legible english sentences, niggerfaggot
