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>>215966222The Founders will be spared, and the Dominion will join the Federation, on the condition that they hand over them Vortitties.
kirk/spock
If you were a Trwk Captain, would you allow alien crew members?
>"Goodbye guys, thank you for your service. I will be sure to tell your clones of your ultimate sacrifice in using this death machine when I beam them back."
>>215966419It doesnt kill you. It transports you.
>>215966441By killing you
>>215966454None of this is canon
>>215966462But it can clone you. That's canon. So which would be the original version?
>>215966475it didn't clone anyone it created a duplicate due to a freak natural anomaly
>>215966441
>>215966491>it created a duplicateWhat do you think a clone is?
>>215966497Those guys are alive desu>>215966475Does it matter? The one time it happened both clones were alive.
>>215966507a grown biological organism using the genetic material of the original, what did you think it was?
The real question is, why don't they just clone Data? We could have a Data at the heln of every ship. A Datatopia
>>215966553you can't clone robots, learn what words mean
>>215966553>We have such sights to show you
>>215966703>data>robotAnon
star trek sex with shran
>>215966441tell that to Quinn Erickson
>>215966432Why does ENT always have the longest summary?>Phlox makes use of an unorthodox procedure to save an incapacitated Tripp who is desperately needed to repair the warp engine. Not that mine is great mind you but everyone other series can usually get one or two sentences but ENT is always much longer for some reason.It bothers me and I don't know why
>>215966889Longer summary = shit
>>215966889my random guess is that due to some change in tv broadcasting in the time of Enterprise, the word limit for loglines was increased.
>>215966432>heya heyo kino>KINO>kek at retarded Bajorans and their dogshit culture>kino>totally ethical
>>215966776androids are literally just robots made in the image of people. the distinction data keeps making in the early seasons that seems to have gone over your head is that it's supposed to be a replacement for "retarded" vs "autistic">your robot friend - your retarded friend>actually, I am an android - actually, I am autistic
>>215967037that does make senseold tv guides did not have a great deal of space. if this is how much space was given for a new show i can see a current show only getting a sentence or two
>>215967116thats for the pilot so it got extra space
>>215967153>thats for the pilot so it got extra spaceexactly, that was my pointand the mystery is solved but it still bothers me because of the lack of symmetry it causes when H&I does their table
>>215967169oh right I didn't read your post correctly, the Ent ones also annoy me because its basically full of spoilers reminds me of current day trailers that give away the plot of the whole movie
>>215967409>Troi knows she has nothing of value to contribute
Wilhelm soundsDisaffected Fool around catastrophe Thirty yearsMy eyes’ll bleedAround my kind you’re the only You said it’s called living but it’s hardGet out with it in it move it show itGet around my kind you’re the onlyGet around my kind hope it’s just youYou said it’s called living but it’s hardWilhelm sounds hope it’s just youFool around my eyes will bleed Catastrophe in it move it show itGet out with it you’re the onlyThirty years disaffected Get out with it in it move it show itGet around my kind you’re the onlyGet around my kind hope it’s just you
>>2159674093d printed slop
>>215967409>Riker, Geodi, Woof, Ensign Ho and Dater sitting down, Picard, Beverly and Troi standingWho's the dude by Troi? Broccoli or O'Brain? and who is the dude by the other door?
>>215967409>doors not included>table not included
>>215967557broccoli and wesley
>>215966222Whats some esoteric and obscure facts of star trek??
>>215967602The Borg were created by V'Ger, which was the Voyager space probe built by humans.
>>215967602Quark, Rom, Nog and the Grad Nagus are all played by jews.
>>215967557clearly a conundrum reference
>>215966491>It's not a clone>It's just an exact duplicate, totally different thing
>>215967667Early life
>>215967748learn what words mean
>>215967409Is the room included?
>>215967774>Be this pedantic and obtuseLearn what those words mean.
>>215967804>accusing others of being obtusealso>as spent years says the transporter kills no matter how many times you are proven wrongok
>>215967788Room not included
>>215967409Modelling the most boring part of the ship: the conference room. Why not do the communal shitter next?
>>215968113Number two? In my ready room.
>"macrohead with a microbrain! eaten any good books lately?"realistically, how do you come back from this?
>>215968250https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ4AF0PBzE0
I never liked this variant and watching it in HD just makes me hate it.
>>215966419what if I told you that you are quite literally living in a transporter beam right now
>>215968607I think he looks cool
>>215968650With all those floating slugs? Ewww.
>>215968607that was stewart being a prima donna little bitch
>>215968650thats not his baseball he's just looking after it for his good friend ben
>>215968414my diary
>>215968607>I-I want a special jacket because I'm a b-big star!Never forget that actors are literally children
>>215968697captains have always had special outfitsthe big shame is when the moved the communicator to the com-badge they couldn't do this style anymore
>>215966497one of those is orignal. The clone was created by the planet's special and unique energy field.
>>215966432>The DefectorThe best episode Ronald D. Moore ever wrote is also the first episode of TV Ronald D. Moore ever wrote oddly enough.
>>215968763this only happened because they couldn't decide on what should be the actual captain's uniformthe only difference between Kirk's green captain shirt and say, the turtlenecks in the 2nd pilot are that for whatever reason they kept using the green one occasionally with no real logic to its use
>>215968763stewart was bitching about the standard uniform being uncomfortable and he wanted to wear a jacket instead, Bill never bitched about anything the costume designers just thought that one would look cool and they were right
>>215966441Souls are a thing in Star Trek. Even if it does kill you, it brings you back to live immediately, so it's OK.
Sometimes they get the uniforms right, but then they screw it up. Like the jumpsuits they had to wear for the rest of TMP.
>>215968868the one you have pictured is not bad but i don't really like the earth tones in TMP and those little fake belts are not so great
>>215968414>"D I E"
>>215968815the tos uniforms were more comfortable than the tng ones by default, considering they were normal clothes, and not ill-fitted polyester onesies that compressed your spine
>>215968935true I'm not saying stewart was wrong that it was uncomfortable until they got the mostly black ones which were better made but still he was the bitch who demanded a special one and everyone else still had to suffer
>>215968957being the captain has its privilegesI do share the sentiment that he's something of a wanker though, especially the older he got
>>215969014>being the captain has its privileges>Picard walks around the Enterprise dressed like The Dude and carrying a White Russian
>>215969014This would be my Captain's jacket
>>215969071>oochie coochie moya
>>215969071no1s logThe captin has been wandering the corridors asking for someone named ritchie, we have no-one on board named ritchie in an attempt to calm the captain I reminded him of our chief engineers birthday, he replied "I will snatch every mf birthday" the captain is currently in ten forward saying achocheemoya over and over, suggest immediate psych evaluation, I will be taking command of the ship
>>215967556Slop seems to be your favorite word.Is that what made you so fat?
>>215966222Vorta outfits are cute
>>215969872She was grown as an infiltrator. Do you think the gave her certain assets and then designed an outfit to maximize those assets in order to create in the target a sense of sexual excitement to be taken advantage of?or more to the point would a Vorta have sex with you if it would benefit the founders? do Vorta even have sex organs?
>>215969900of course they would they are designed as the ultimate ambassadors
>>215969900i JUST explained it all to you yesterday. pick a new topic
>>215969948well someone call up the founders and arrange me a date, I am ready to sell out and join the dominion.>>215969950I was not browsing /trek/ yesterday, sorry. I don't know how to tell you anon but more than two people post in this thread.
Does anybody else have trouble taking Cardassian warships very seriously in DS9? They always felt like a paper tiger.Literally the first time we see them, the Phoenix is going on a one ship tear against them. It easily destroys a Cardassian warship despite the Cardassians having the prefix code to lower it's shields.When the Galor class attacked the Enterprise, it was firing all its weapons and barely putting a dent in the Galaxy class's shields. Picard calmly tried hailing them a few times while they fired in vain, then said "Number One, I believe we have been exemplary in our patience." Boom, the Enterprise fired one (maybe two, don't remember) shot and disabled their engines.The Kingons invaded Cardassian space and nearly overwhelmed the entire thing, to the point that the government was evacuated from Cardassia prime. This happened near instantaneously. Yes it was a surprise attack, but it was also only about 1/3rd of their military, and they got in far enough that Cardassia prime was threatened and their military didn't think they could defend it.
>>215970032i really don't believe you
>>215970046they are not meant to be taken seriously are they? DS9 starts with them fucking off because they lost and trashing the station just to be petty
>>215970032why would a vorta care about you?
>>215970109well I mean not the warships but Cardassians in general
>>215970046the enitre thing with the cardys is their tech is out of date its still ok, but not near the level of the 3 great super powers feds romluans and klingons, they are jumped up tards who think they are better then they really are
>>>215963629>>215963779AI has already reached that level. It's just being kept quiet, so that plebes like you won't have a total meltdown. I mean, look how badly you're melting down given the current level of technology. https://bombthrower.com/the-singularity-has-already-happened/
>>215970115obviously because I am an important person on this planet and can bring it into the dominion with ease but i will only do that after some really awesome Vorta sexits a big deal, a huge deal, bargain of the century
>>215970046The Cardassians are meant to be blustering paper tigers, yes. They're basically late USSR/post USSR collapse Russia, very nostalgia driven about the past glories of the state.
>>215970182>AI has already reached that level. It's just being kept quiet, so that plebes like you won't have a total meltdown. I mean, look how badly you're melting down given the current level of technology.Thank you Lieutenant
greetings from /kdg/
>>215970250grim
>>215970250Based Star Trek enjoyers.Spock is technically a captain in the movies so he's not incorrect.
>>215970182what if the real rokolisk was the vernor vinges we made along the way :^
>>215965587>when we start killing you like dogs in the streetThe joke's on you; we're 4channers. We never leave our room. And you wouldn't believe the booby traps we have in store for you should you try to raid us. It'll make James Holmes' setup look rational and well-balanced.
>>215970293>The joke's on you; we're 4channers.Holy cringeola
>>215970271Being technically right is the worst kind of right.
>>215970335I do like the "Spock takes command" episodes though, so while I don't agree with him I still respect his choice.
>>215967116See, even TV Guide says the show is for kids. And here you are, grown adults obsessing over a kids's show, and injecting your weird sexual fantasies into it. Shatner was spot-on when he told you to get a life.
>>215970419Thank you Lieutenant Saar
>>215970419>“Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
remember when tain is trying to kill the founders and odo is lost in the gamma quadrant and skisko was explicited ordered to not go to gamma quadrant but he did it anyway?ds9 sucks. sisko should be in prison
>>215970497>whoa these people all really suck and shouldn't be allowed to do thingsthat's why it's kino retard
>>215970541no. its stupid and not believable
>>215970557your grasp of history must be very poorlike actually just incredibly, laughably nonexistent
How has /trek/ stayed alive for so many years?
>>215970474Based CS Lewis. Guy was a quote machine.>“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.”
>>215970583>historyyoure a fucking retardyou dont steal a warship and get away with it because the mission was only a partial failure
>>215970590Because Star Trek is good and timely and still relevant. It's some of the only forward-looking fiction with an optimistic view about humanity's future. That puts it on a short list if you're looking for something that might actually impact you positively and keeps new fans coming into the franchise.
>>215970604>Aurorajust to name the most important one first
>>215970604in Star Trek you can if you're cool with the Admiral. happens all the time
>>215970652>if you're cool with the AdmiralSisko was very cool with his Admiral
>>215970497member when the crew of the enterprise stole a ship and went to rescue kirk against orders?Star Trek is gay, they should've all been killed by firing squad
>>215970590If you watch one 'sode of TOS-ENT per day along with the movies it would take you over two years to do a full rotation.It's a lotta content.
>>215970591GK Chesterton also had a lot of quotes, and did a lot of writing in general, in the benefits of heroic fiction. Even though it's "childish", it is meaningful.
>>215970705kirk was stripped of his rank and would have been kicked out of the service if he didnt save earth from total anhiliation on his way to the court martial. sisko wasnt punished because the brass was ashamed their plan failed. they dont even hold it against him when he needs worf to come save him and they promote him to captain so they arent the same rank. sisko is a worthless criminal who abandoned his pregnant wife. any other starfleet officer would have had bajor in the federation in 18 months.
why can't i find blurays of ds9?
>>215970770because ds9 fucking sucks, is why
>>215970770They stopped producing DS9 blu-rays after announcing the 4K remaster.
>>215970759Spock straight up lies and leads the Enterprise on an unauthorized mission to save Kirk in Undiscovered Country and faces no penalties, taking the ship out of spacedock directly against orders.
>>215970818but the 4k is AI upscaledi don't want to watch that shit
>>215970824They saved the Alpha Quadrant.
>>215970865much like Sisko saved the alpha quadrant with his space jesus powers, magically erasing thousands of dominion ships in an instant
>>215970889Sisko really was the best captain.
my favorite Sisko moment was when he gassed the Maquis planetthat might actually be the most cathartic thing that ever happened in Star Trek
>>215970722Christian apologetics are the worst of the worst. At least be like Tolkien and be subtle about it
>>215970992Tolkien was apologizing for Satan not Christ.
dumb phoneposters
>>215971031Can’t have one without the other
I'm starting to feel the need to rewatch all of Trek in airdate order.
>>215971084Do it.
>>215971084That’s how I tend to do mine, but it gets a little tricky when there’s overlap, say between DS9 and Voy, in which case I just conclude the series that started airing first. Generally doesn’t seem to matter much given I’ve seen them all already, but if I hadn’t it might be confusing >Julian shows up on TNG and starts touching sensitive stuff on the enterprise >”it’s fine, I’m a very important doctor”>”engineering to security, there’s an unauthorized brown guy down here, halp”
>>215970313Who put Scott Bakula's face on Picard's head?
>>215970889Sisko the darkie?
>>215967774I cloned my hard drive. Does that mean I grew it in a vat? Retard.
>>215971142That overlap is what makes me the most curious about doing it. Though the main exception I'd make is watching two parters and the like through to the end just to get the complete story before going to something unrelated.
>>215970716You could base your life around it.
>>215971084Post daily progress with screenshots.
>>215971043For my part, I don't need either. the most important theology in tolkien's work is the stuff about elephants and you can learn everything there is to know about faith by considering the sam/smeagol elephant dichotomy.
>>215971281It’s not much, mostly just cameos to establish continuity, rarely if ever relevant to any longer term plots or plot elements. Keep in mind the crossover periods usually marked the beginning of a new series, meaning it’s not terribly consistent with the series as a whole. I’m not arguing against it per se, it’s just a bit of a bit of pain in the ass with no real benefit t. watched it all as it aired back in the day except TOS, I’m old but not that old
>>215971419> watched it all as it aired back in the day except TOS, I’m old but not that oldconsider yourself lucky. my local television stations aired TNG and VOY when it came out but I had no local station that picked up DS9. I would be able to watch an episode or two when I was on vacation with my parents if we traveled but otherwise I didn't see it until much later when I was able to pirate the whole series.I enjoyed VOY but DS9 was always this mysterious show that i longed to watch
>>215971419I'm not expecting any great crossover in that regard, it's more just seeing how they fit in. The idea of flicking between the Dominion War and one of the wacky holo-adventures on Voyager amuses me.
Join us, anon.
>>215971620why does the fat one not simply eat the onions one
>>215971530Interesting. I suppose I was lucky in that regard, we had DS9 from start to finish>a black captain? Well I guess it’s still Trek and there’s nothing else on >>215971547More power to you man, it’s a couple episodes here and there so it’s not terribly onerous to do as you suggest
>>215971620You have to wonder where Wil Wheaton would be without Big Bang Theory and the like making him more popular.
>>215970474Irrelevant. The socially retarded people here on 4chan never became adults at all.
>>215970497DS9 *was* Sisko's prison.
>>215971774We’ve been stripped of any rites of passage that traditionally would’ve marked the passage into adulthood and purposefully infantilized by a system that wants it this way. It’s a feature not a bug
>>215970604You have a child's view of "the rules". Grownups know it's easier to get forgiveness than permission. They also know that, if they enforce the rules too pedantically, no one will want to subject themselves to the rules, and the rule-enforcers will be left all alone, with no support.
>>215971812Why didn't Worf simply dodge the barrel?
>>215971834Episode too short >Worf does a barrel roll>near-miss incident report filed, credits roll
>>215971774nice self report lol yowch
>>215971829he asked permission and it was denied.
>>215970497Member in Star Trek: First Contact, when Picard told the bridge crew he was about to defy Starfleet's orders, and even Data spoke up with "To Hell with our orders"? Clearly, after they finished saving Earth from time-traveling Borg, they should have been ejected out of the airlock into space. Moron.
>>215971862>Worf does a barrel roll
>>215971887What you describe is a lesson that Star Trek has taught multiple times. Orders are important but there are things more important than orders and there may come a time when you must do what is right not what is legal.
>>215971744Probably smoking crack with Andy Dick.
>>215971887first contact sucks
>>215971932I also remember when Spock forcefully implanted a backup copy of his consciousness into Dr. McCoy, a good friend, without his knowledge or consent. What’s the lesson there?
>>215971812>waah waah we couldn't grow up because they wouldn't let usYou appear to have completely missed the point. The Mormons send their kids off to be missionaries, and don't have this "man-child" problem. You could have done something similar on your own, but instead you chose to sit on your dead ass, shitpost on 4chan, fap, and play vidya. And look at you now!
>>215971940That looks like a clove cigarette. I used to love smoking them at college. I would go hang out at the student gallery openings and chat with the art chicks and steal free booze.
>>215971885And then he committed to getting forgiveness for doing what he was denied permission to do. Seriously, are you 4 years old?
>>215971981>Mormon society specifically encourages rites of passage into adulthoodThanks for supporting my point, which you evidently missed
>>215971932MY POINT. I'm trying to explain to the infantile-minded here that "da RUUUULLLEZZZZ" aren't the end of discussion.
>>215971967always make a backupregardless do you think McCoy would have said no to his friend if the time existed to explain the situation?
It’s Sunday trad-larper. Shouldn’t you be in church instead of lurking dens of iniquity?
>>215972023Why don't you just leave you spastic? No-one cares about nu trek and never will you mental case
>>215971957ooooh you're so le heckin edgyi'll be you're the most popular bully in your whole middle school
>>215972011There are plenty of rites of passage that you can volunteer for if you're not a Mormon. but you chose not to. You seem to think it was someone else's job to do that for you. That, all by itself, betrays your infantile mindset.
>>215972040I'm ministering to the least of my brothers. You people certainly qualify as some of the least I've ever encountered.
>>215972049We were discussing rule-breaking as show in TOS and TNG. Are those "nu trek" to you now?
>>215972081a right of passage is not something that one can volunteer for. it is forced upon someone by the tribe and it is something that all young men would be required to go through to mark the change in status
having to actually pay taxes because I got a real job instead of being paid below the poverty level was my rite of passage
>>215972133Literally untrue. You can come up with your own rites of passage. The Peace Corps are still around. If you're too timid to leave the country, there's AmeriCorps. You could choose a college major that involves field work, like archaeology. The possibilities are near limitless. The only limit is your infantile mentality that it's someone else's job to light a fire under your ass.
>>215971620"Captain Blubber to the bridge..."
>>215971864How so? I'm 83 and retired.
>>215972157learning that women aren't people too was my right of passage
>>215972129Lmao you really are delusional eh? Haven't you been here long enough to understand? Guess not it's honestly sad just how brain dead you are now go on have another breakdown
>>215971834Maybe he didn't play enough vidya as a kid.
>>215972223Lmao you really are delusional eh? You still haven't realized that resorting to ad hominem attacks means you've completely lost the argument? Guess not it's honestly sad just how brain dead you are now go on continue with your ongoing breakdown
>>215972033Excellent point.
>>215971995nothing wrong on a Saturday night
>>215972203
>>215971995That's a pipe, which you would have known if you had bothered to do a Google image search.https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/andy-dick-acts-erratically-and-smokes-pipe-in-l-a-photos/I hope you don't actually wonder why your life is such a miserable failure.
>it's a musical episode
>>215972272You don't even understand what an utter narristic fool you are, it's very sad
>>215972133It's a "rite" of passage, not a "right" of passage, and I have a younger relation whose rite of passage into adulthood started with getting his girlfriend pregnant. Now they're married and he had to get a real job. He volunteered for it by being irresponsible, and "the tribe" that forced it on him was essentially paternity law—the path he chose is cheaper than paying child support until the kid is 25. And yet, here you are, still sitting on your dead ass, waiting for someone to give you permission to be an adult. You have so thoroughly missed the point.
>>215972096
>>215972533>narristicilliterateopinion discarded
>>215972610congratulations you learned i can't spell and depend on spell check now go look up the definition of a ritefucking a girl and getting her pregnant is not a rite. well i suppose it could be given the right conditions but in general it is not sufficient
>>215972681chill bro
AAAAAAAAAH HELP I'M DYING
You think if Charlie X happened during the TNG era that Charlie would have just become a holodeck junkie and nobody would ever find out about his powers?
>>215972612Caroline Junko King, the actress who played the young Keiko O'Brien in the Star Trek: The Next Generation sixth season episode "Rascals", is now 46 years old.
>>215972972The transporter doesn't kill you, it rematerializes you.
>I wasn't the one who closed the door. I didn't proposition her and I certainly didn't try to rape her.
>>215973064Molly is smol
>>215966419>durr transporter kills you>forgets Barclay was conscious and able to interpret visual stimuli while mid-transportI swear to God some of you people have never actually watched the show.
>>215973296The Barclay incident was clearly an anomaly.
>>215973064
>>215973064Yeah? So am I. She looks good for that age.
>>215973236Her knees look kind of worn. Do you think she does a lot of yoga?
>>215973307>ai sloppabe better.
>>215972681I see, so now you claim you're the one that makes the rules, huh? A "rite of passage" is anything involved with transitioning from child to adult. Getting married, getting a real job, and supporting a family certainly qualifies. So what "rite of passage" do you feel you were denied, then? I'm dying to hear this.
>>215973296It was a holodeck fantasy
>>215973358>waah waah everyone else needs to do the work to make things better while I sit on my dead ass and bleat criticismsgrow up
>>215973409Thank you.
The transporter in canon takes all the exact same particles that made you up and puts them back in the same order. it's as close to "killing you" as if your heart stopped for a few minutes on the operating table and you came back.
>>215973501I counter you a Double Riker
>>215973358>Star Trek "fan">calls AI "slop"Wonder what he thinks about the holodeck, or androids, or Landrew, or Vger.
He's so lame.
>>215973596Thomas was totally a Riker from an alternate timeline and the transporter accident was similar to the one that led to the Mirrorverse. Just that he was from one much closer version of the prime timeline so nobody picked up on it at least right away.
>>215973358Idiot
>>215973661No, he's blind. He has both legs.
>>215973633>holodeckbreaks down too much>, or androids, more trouble than they're worth >or Landrew, bad guy >or Vger.bad guy
>>215973972>Aaaah I'm blind please kill me it's dishonarabu!
Now *this* is table.
>>215973633Current day "AI" isn't general AI, it's just a language model trained to spit out responses that are likely to make a human think they are talking to a person.
>>215974036Were the props department trying to see how close they could get a table to looking like a toilet before someone noticed?
>>215974036>>215974102I always assumed they had bigger plans for that table. Like the silver stuff being touch displays like on the bridge and the black stuff projecting holograms.
>>215974102>This is the one and only conference room table used during Voyager. A re-paint occurred when on hiatus the crew came back and there were water leaks so all of the set pieces painted gray got a re-paint in green. This table comes apart in 5 pieces so the film crew could easily get up close to whomever they wanted to. The table is extremely well engineered and actually over engineered and built. Still has the original light panel where Janeway sat. I have tucked the electrical cord up and it now has a battery light.
>>215973633>Star trek fan>Is wary of "AI" and it's consequences Well yea, you haven't actually watched star trek have you?
>>215974507Star Trek writers thought the biggest threat of AI was an autistic green dude who doesn't get jokes and a hologram Moriarty.
>>215974571How far we have come.
>Yeah, HI we're the Dominion and we'll be your end. We'll show ya total DOM-I-NATION
How much bloodshed could have been prevented if Sisko had accepted his role and taken a more active role in the Bayoran religion?
>>21597486110%
>>215974861>sacrifice your son to save a billion CardassiansNah, he did the right thing.
>>215974861wasn't there a time when he was fully consumed with acting on visions that were filling his head and people were like ready to Old Yeller him over it?
>>215974571So you haven't seen star trek, got it
>>215974923Yeah, the episode where he stopped Bajor from entering the Federation.
what would have saved the most live is Worf looking the other way when Garak was about to hit the button to genocide the goo people. yet another in the long long list of reasons Worf blows.
>>215973064Out of ten!
>>215975077Wasn't that a decoy planet or am I thinking of a different episode?
>>215974013Neither Landrew nor Vger were "guys"... Or even "gals", for that matter.What I don't see is any characterization of any of the examples given as "slop".
Are there any good Star Trek comics? Or just interesting ones - like if they are shit but batshit insane that also works.
>>215974063No. It isn't. It's much more than that, and anyone would have to be a completely ignorant moron to not know that.
>>215975137i think you are thinking of an earlier episode. in the one I'm thinking of they took Odo there to get cured or whatever and Sisko literally brought Garak along just to keep him company it was actually an extremely stupid reason for him to be there
>>215974571I thought Spiner was only green in the movies.
>>215975084Right?
>>215975200Oh, you're that guy from Ex Machina who lets the robot escape
>>215975217I think the one I'm thinking of is the one with Garak's mentor.
>>215975154I wouldn't call it brilliant but there's the comic where Q and a bunch of powerful aliens like Tremaine abduct the main casts of TOS-VOY to pit against each other in mixed teams.
>>215973661I think they started really strong with Geordi, neat little promotion arc in S1, pretty good episodes here and there after that, I think then his last good episode was where he got mindcontrolled into trying to kill an admiral or whatever and it was all downhill from there.
>>215975568Geordi is better with computers than he is with women.
>>215975636and he is no good at computers
>>215975636Yea we get it! It shouldn't have been what his character was about for the rest of the series then, shitty romance episodes and whatever that frog episode was. I guess I forgot about the tied up with Romulan episode, that one was pretty good.
>>215975699what did geordi turn into when they all turn into monsters?
>>215975697
i found a clip of Jeff saying something funny in a different show so I made this>>>/wsg/6030263
>>215974801>Damar, what is this situation? (Pew pew!)
>>215975802Incelosaurus
>>215976579that's enough.
>>215974102>"and this is our conference table. We call it The Defiant."
>>215976901jej
>>215977232love gangs
>>215977232Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesTeenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesTeenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesRape Gangs on Turkana IVTurtle Power
>>215977232Can you play this program at Quark's?
>>215977370kek
>>215966336Only cute female ayys and one Repecki>>215968769Neither are the original since Riker used the transporter for the first time.
>>215977370Arbitrate with the GrizzellansArbitrate with the GrizzellansArbitrate with the GrizzellansThey're awake a half yearThat's their hours
>Transporters don't ki-
>>215977299they prefer to be called surprise intimacy gangs
They are the birth rate committee
Ferengi rape gangs
>>215977973They're called consortia
>>215978012the ferengi consortium of surprise sex?
Where's Valley Forge?
>>215978128necked himself I hope
>>215978243a massive object impacted uranus and it never fully recovered
>>215975802>what did geordi turn into when they all turn into monstersA deleted scene showed him turn into a white guy as a call forward to this manga.
>>215978361if it ripped through bf and vf first then its a price gladly paid
>>215972203I am from Pittsburgh and you cannot use this image it offends me and my people.
>>215978620your very existence is offensive so who cares what you think?
>>215975303>>215974571I wonder if certain CRT televisions made Data appear more verdant than intended. I know they put green blush on Nimoy to make him appear green in a lot of episodes. I only watched the HD remasters, but Data never struck me as green.
>>215978708he's not green, his makeup is meant to be gold tinted
>>215978719Thank God I'm not in the Green Data timeline. [Because Worf is the Piccolo of TNG/spoiler]
>>215978708>>215978719hes only green in the movies because they couldn't get the make up and lighting right you dumb fucks
>>215977741>50% chance to instagib every time you travelGrim
about an hour ago, jeez anon
>>215978982Ezri a fuckin CUTE
Dubs and I renounce anime and delcare Jesus Christ as my one true lord and savior.
>>215979003You can literally have both with ds9
>>215970046I thought they were given upgrades when they joined the Dominion and made more of a threat.
>>215979003I has dat
>>215979047I have that on DVD too.
>>215973358>Treklet afraid of TechYou're in the wrong place here faggot.
>>215975568>>215975636Pretty funny when the only time he got his dick wet, turned out to be implanted memories from the Romulans.
>>215979092BasedgayGaybasedDo less softcore dukat and well be cool
>>215979092Rip to Renee
>>215979092Hey Jeff
>>215979179Not afraid of tech. Afraid of misuse of tech. Looks like it's well on its way
>tfw Rene Auberjonois opted for assisted suicide because he was in so much pain from his cancerI don't have the tfw goo gif but pretend it's attached
>>215979307you're stupid, under-educated, and afraid for the wrong reasons. all of the things that you're so terrified of happening? it happened already. we get to surf the results.
>>215979392you are the idiot in ai gone wrong episodes, literally the moron who keeps believing the idiot murder machine is a good thing because "its progress" try actually watching star trek sometime
>>215979371It's more that the proposed treatment might've permanently damaged his brain and changed his personality, could've made him a vegetable, etc.
>>215979458>idiot murder machinea mirror is worth a glimpse :^
>>215979493a moron is worth less then nothing
He doesn't watch Star Trek. He doesn't even like Star Trek. He's admitted it before.
>>215979371Apparently, brain tumors are excruciatingly painful because well, it's something growing inside your skull and your skull ain't growing with it. There was a guy with one at the nursing home my mom worked at and she would talk about how the guy would just scream in absolute agony sometimes, and it's the worst sound she ever heard working like 40 years in CCU/ICU before going to retirement home/hospice. It's definitely one of the absolute worst things that can happen to a person
>>215979610but I thought he had lung cancer
>>215979649He did at first. But it spread.>It was discovered in 2019 that the cancer had spread to his brain. Due to the potential for serious cognitive side effects, Auberjonois chose not to pursue the whole-brain radiation treatment suggested by his doctors.
>>215979563true but the only thing to do is keep pointing it out
>>215979664breaks my heart, his death already hit me the hardest out of the modern treks but now i know he was suffering
funny idea: crucified ferengi
what kind of sick fucks are starfleet that they made space herpes to genocide an entire race?
>>215980499https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Coast
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>>215972196that's a long time to be a socially retarded manchild
>>215973691That's just head canon. Thomas Riker remembers everything William RIker knew up until the duplication.
>>215975142Thank you. The whiners got nothin'.
>>215974571He was gold. Spiner referred to his daily marathon makeup sessions as "being dipped in gold".
>>215979563I like Star Trek for different reasons than you do. I've tried to explain that many times. I'm sorry you can barely see past the end of your own nose. I'd ask you what it's like to be cursed with such a limited intellect, but you'd be the last person able to articulate the particulars of your own existence.
