Picard Shitposting EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>215966222
star trek sex with shran
>>215980601what is this and how can i play it with /trek/ anons?
>>215980573save your anger for the federation
Dukat Did Nothing Wrong
S6E4 is unironically the greatest episode of Voyager.
>>215980624don't yell at me I'm doin my best
>>215980744It's definitely up there
>>215980744it's corny in the cringe way and not the endearing way
Always makes me laugh just how fucking fast the Bajorans went back to the caste system without a second thought.
>>215981359They're a socially backwards peopleWhy do the Feds want them to join so bad?
>>215981460>Why do the Feds want them to join so badLike 90 percent of the rest of their vassals, they can use them as a buffer for their enemies
>>215981359It reminds me of USA backed color revolution in Egypt. Funny and sad
saar I am Ih'valla saar
>>215980573SUPER BUSY
>>215981078
>>215979563I like Star Trek for different reasons than you do. I've tried to explain that many times. I'm sorry you can barely see past the end of your own nose.I'd ask you what it's like to be cursed with such a limited intellect, but you'd be the last person able to articulate the particulars of your own existence.
>>215981460DS9 was a backwater post that was considered almost a punishment to be assigned to. It’s not even a federation station and was in a state of total disrepair when they took over, which they show little interest in devoting resources to upgrading or replacing. Despite whatever Picard says about federation’s priorities, they clearly do not care to invest much in Bajor beyond it being a buffer against Cardassian encroachment and as a humanitarian project post-occupation. Bajor only becomes a real asset after the discovery of the wormhole for obvious reasons.
>>215981922but you've never even watched star trek and you know nothing about it. The really laughable thing is you are here in these threads knowing absolutely nothing about the subject being discussed and yet you continue to try and critic something you've never seen and know nothing about. You are truly a pathetic narcissistic individual.
>>215981460wormhole
>>215982000Please for the love of God don't engage with the trannybot
>>215982030you should know by know it's at least a pair of them that always show up and do this ruse
>>215981922Hey, cool it with the antisemitic comments.
>>215982030fair enough, but sometimes things have to be said
>>215982000trips of trvth nvke
>>215982039Doubtful. Unless they programmed them to use the exact same language. Anyway, just ignore. Replying to it forces at least 20 minutes of reply posts
>>215982000Of course I've watched Star Trek. What an incredibly stupid statement you've made here. The rest of what you said is just so much gibberish.>>215982030It's my understanding that believing in God isn't very Trek... despite the Q, the Bajoran Prophets, the Daowd... I could go on.
>>215982061>>215982039fucking hell you are spun out on thinking everyone's a bot the schizo isn't a bot he's a narcissist with serious mental problems those of us who call him out are just annoyed with his retardation, you idiots who think everyone is a bot have your heads buried in the sand and won't confront the problem which is what led to the dark times, and I for one won't allow that to happen again.
I do think they're separate people, but it's also noteworthy that the nutrek shill and the wannabe fedschizo usually end up appearing around the same time
What do you think is the most KINO episode of every Trek show you've watched?>TOSCity on the Edge of Forever (yeah yeah I know)>TASOne of Our Planets is Missing>TNGMeasure of a Man>DS9In the Pale Moonlight>VOYLatent Image>ENTCarbon Creek (it's just fun)>DISHaven't seen>PICHaven't seen>LDThe Inner Fight/Old Friends New Planets>PROTime Amok>SNWA Quality of Mercy (honestly I had to look up the series with descriptions to figure out which was best, SNW is really bland)
We do not speak to Nu Trek faggots ITT
>>215980573I have fond memories of falling asleep to TNG playing, and watching them as an adult, they are so goofy sometimes that it is comfy all over again
see now you ignore the schizo >215982122, one reply and thats it, no more. but you don't just ignore from the get go, one reply to let the moron know you are aware he's woken up from his drug induced stupor and that's it, and now we can all move on of course he'll continue to spam the thread until he burns out yet again, but from here on out we simply ignore his nonsense.
>>215982146>TOSCan't decide>TASHaven't seen it in decades. I'm gonna say the one with Spock and his sehlat because that's the only one I remember, aside from the one with M'Ress>TNGAll Good Things...MoaM is the overrated normie's choice that every secondary claims is their favorite just because it appeared on popular "best episodes of trek" lists>DS9The Visitor or Paper Moon, hard choice>VOYYear of Hell>ENTDamageThere is nothing past ENT
>>215982133More sad ad hominem attacks. You realize that your feeble flailing attempts are what motivate me to come back, right? You need an actual counterargument, and you've never had one. I will continue to press you until you actually come up with a counterargument that isn't "waah waah schizo retard crazy".
>>215982146>In the Pale MoonlightOverrated imo. Its a good episode, for sure, but the amount of people i see yammering about how its "the best episode of any star trek show ever" is fucking absurd. DS9 has always felt like the hipster series (for good reason), but especially since the nu-trek bullshit its become insufferable and obnoxious.
>>215982183>nooooo if u reply to him that just gives him a chance to pwn us hard and we're already so butthurt from the last timeI would ask what runs through your mind when you make flaccid arguments like this, but I suspect there's absolutely nothing running through your mind.
>>215982169So, you endorse TNG as a sleep aide?
>>215982187instead of the awful holodeck finale they could've made it a real time travel with daniel finale showing all the many accomplishments the nx-1 made ending with the speech riker could've even had his cameo and not made it weird
>>215982183I'm surprised you admit to getting repeatedly pwned by a schizo retard crazy drug-user.
>>215982391idk why anyone could hate on ds9 and in the pale moonlight in particular, its fantastic a perfect conclusion the multiple episodes where you the viewer and he characters have no way out, the romulans simply won't join the war and without them there is no hope, the solution is terrible and in the end its a simple tailor who does it and a captain who bit by bit gives a little more of his principles away and then you get the ending where it turns out he has to give away more of his morals then he thought, but he can live with it. Its excellent as a standalone, but its far better as the culmination of seasons of character development and story telling, I think thats why some people don't think its amazing, they haven't really seen all the steps leading up to that moment.
I hope you tards are happy. I'll see you in the next general. Remember, DON'T REPLY TO IT
>>215982567jeez, spoiler alert next time huh?
>>215982024Even before they knew about the wormhole they were like "Bajor. Members. Now."
>>215982664At least your mommy will now fix you a nice num num to help your hurt fee fees.
>>215982673lol
WHOA WE'RE HALFWAY THERE>OH OH LIVING ON A PRAYER
>>215982695because the writers knew there'd be a wormhole
>>215982567i don't hate it but I agree it's very overrated
>>215982259I much prefer The Drumhead to MoaM because it's actually a sensible court drama. With Data, he's already a fuckjng Lieutenant, it's far too late to make the machine vs. living being argument, you don't assign rank to a toaster. The arrogant conspiracy obsessed woman ruining lives for her ambition and getting curbstomped by her own father's words, on the other hand, was perfect.
>>215982695I think that has more to do with geopolitics or would that be space politics. The planet was in a strategic location between different empires. If Cardassia is giving you trouble what better place to stage a fleet?
>>215982755its only overrated as a standalone as a fulfillment of a long running arc its masterful, thats my point, its a great standalone, but as a conclusion of a very long running arc its incredible.
>>215982768Drumhead's good, but it also relies on the deus ex machina of her having a paranoid meltdown in open court, when she showed no signs of being emotionally unstable up to that point - hell, she was winning during the whole episode up until that point.
>>215982797i still disagree with you
>>215982829ok
>>215982567For all the reasons you specified its a shitty star trek episode. By the point, Sisko didn't have any fucking morals left to begin with. The same can be said about the Federation in the previous episode (Section 31, which only becomes even more retarded in subsequent shows). Its good scifi but ultimately its deconstructive schlock and completely defeats the purpose of Star Trek as a series>Humanity in the future is able to overcome its flaws>It becomes a hyper-progressive, collaborative federation that is against violence and bigotry. It is welcoming to all species.>Akshully they aren't at all teehee its just like it is now, there was no progress its all an illusion.
>>215982891section 31 never shows up again what are you talking about?
>>215982891hearing you say that it makes more sense to me it makes more sense why it's such a favorite. it's the kind of trite subversive shit mental retards just eat up.
>>215981460Genuinely a mystery to me. They're such an evil backwards people, they're everything the Federation hates. They prove time and time again they can't be trusted and that they aren't worthy of any help outside of a strong hand to run their lazy asses out of their retarded sand temples and into the mines.
>>215980619it's star trek bridge crew and idk if it's worth it, never played and it's ubisoft sooooo....
>>215982913>never shows up again>the focal point of at least 3 episodes in ENT>Endless slop factory for nu-trek, too many references to count
>>215982891>sisko didn't have any morals (left to begin with)yes he did thats what makes it a good story for starters (left to begin with) what the fuck do you even mean by that? that entire sentence makes no sense. So to talk about the actual episode it is the culmination of something that started back in season 2 with sisko using garak, and this is the culmination of that and in the end garak does something heinous, and yet the results and so worthwhile sisko can live with it. If you watch the episode in isolation not knowing all the many things leading to this then its decent, if you watch it in the proper order then its amazing, The death toll is so extreme and the sacrifices that have been made so dire that it becomes something sisko can live with and it absolutely kills him to acknowledge that. But you just want to grandstand on your soapbox and be contrain. So you go ahead, I can live with it.
>>215983049>nu-trekso in short it never shows up again
>>215981359Space Palestinians
>>215982936If you're willing to look at DS9 objectively, a significant portion of the writing is at odds with Star Trek in general. It gets a pass because its a really good show on its on merits
>>215980743
>>215983052>it absolutely kills him to acknowledge thatApparently you need to watch the show again. The ending monologue, combined with the fact that he deletes the fucking entry, shows that he doesn't give a fuck and will continue to make similar decisions. He similarly fucked over the marquis on multiple occasions and similarly didn't give a fuck. The episode also makes it clear that not only is Starfleet aware of the shit he is pulling, they explicitly give him the green light to do so. Once again, completely shitting on the concept of the Star Trek as a whole
>>215983132you just might be autistic, look at him it is tearing him apart lisa, he doesn't attack garak for shits and giggles, maybe that might give your autistic ass a clue into his current state of mind.
Two to beam up
>>215983132Have you actually seen the episode?
>>215983176fuck off
>>215982391>>215982567the problem with in the pale moonlight is that theme has been done to death for the last few decades>good guys have to do le heckin bad things>is the greater good worth it i'm sure it was really impactful when it originally aired or for people who hadn't thought about it before, but for me it's pretty meh at this point"It's Only a Paper Moon" hit me in the feels big time. To me it dealt with a lot more serious issues that seem really glossed over in a series where the ships/station/crew are constantly under attack and frequently come close to death.
>>215983216see thats honest, if you haven't seen all of trek up to that point it wont hit nearly as hard as it did, and might still for someone whos never seen any of trek and watches it in order
>>215983181of course he hasn't. he's posting bait again for the umpteenth time because he has nobody else to talk to in his life
>>215983247>see thats honest, if you haven't seen all of trek up to that point it wont hit nearly as hard as it dideven if you have it doesn't hit as hard as you think it does unless you're some kind of midwit or something. there is literally nothing new in it it's just a really well executed episode.
>>215983247i had seen all of trek up to that point (including later series, I didn't watch DS9 when it aired), but im also a jaded cynical asshole who has read/watched a lot of things up to that point so that concept wasnt newa good friend of mine is a huge trekkie and is a pale moonlight enjoyer but he doesnt watch a lot of other media
>>215983255yea unfortunately I just figured that out, still always good talking about in the pale moonlight even if its with an idiot
>>215983193You first, sweetie
>>215983281its not about what other stories do its about the fact that this story aka star trek and this character allowed that.
>>215983317i would say other stories do matter as to whether or not its an original concept >is it moral to do bad things for the greater good>where is that lineis not a new or original conceptthat it gets introduced to trek may be unique with a solely trek context, but in terms of the overall media landscape is not groundbreaking Again i'm allowing for a little bit of wiggle room because at the time it originally aired the media landscape wasnt saturated with >lets undermine audience expectations by making good guy do bad thingas it relates to a trek context, it is well done in how it shows sisko's development and rationalization, but this is where me being a jaded cynical asshole comes in. starfleet masturbating over how principled they are all the time is rather annoying and sisko is a wartime captain. if sisko didnt do it, someone else certainly would have.
>>215983052
>>215983374in the continuity of star trek its a singular episode no captain had ever done something like it, I can't believe I'm having to spell this out
>>215983461Sisko had already done things like it. several times.
The lower decks is actually kino and sincere, what the fuck?
>>215983475no he hadn't no one had, that what makes it unique
Sorry, forgot it wasn't opposite day when I posted that!
>>215983481lolo fuck off faggot /co/ is that way >>/co/
>>215983461>no captain had ever done something like itironically, given the ending of the episode, you cant actually be certain, you're relying on the reliability of the narration but even if you trust the reliability of information in-universe, the development of section 31 as a concept points to starfleet values being ill suited for times of conflict
>>215983461>no captain had ever done something like itNow i'm convinced you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, period. Sisko LITERALLY does "something like that". Repeatedly. Have you even watched the fucking series or did you just google "top DS9 episodes" and form your opinions on that?
>>215983489please stop engaging with fake ppl, just hide the post for trolling and ignore em
>>215983513anon its time to reign in your tism and take your meds
>>215983531>no argument>personal attackconcession accepted
Genuinely don't understand the purpose of this episode
>>215983526yea fair enough, conversing with idiots is tiresome, will do
>>215983550love letter to the OG sci fi writers that helped trek exist in the first place
>>215983550It's neat as a concept to see the cast and crew in different roles, but yeah I don't really think it was necessary to have a 60's muh racism episode in what, the early-mid 90's(?), when race relations were at an all time high in the west
>>215983589this has to be bait
>>215983589>but yeah I don't really think it was necessary to have a 60's muh racism episode in what, the early-mid 90's(?), when race relations were at an all time high in the westpeople were starting to forget america was racist, had to remind them
>>215983550it was fun
>>215983589>It's neat as a concept to see the cast and crew in different rolesYes i defintely did enjoy this. The racism part didn't make sense to be contextually. Other than reading historical excerpts, Sisko wouldn't really have experienced racism from other humans at all. Same concept as Uhura when Abraham Lincoln calls her a negress (she doesn't even know the word)
>>215983550>>215983589As >>215983575 said, it's about the pulp science fiction writers who inspired Star Trek with their work. There are some pretty obvious references like autistic robot man and women writing under pen names. But they needed some kind of Star Trek hook for the episode and they went for that which was a pretty popular thing on TV in the mid to late 90s (the racism episode).Yes, race relations were better than they are today I guess but the Rodney King thing was in the headlines in the 90s so it's not like it was an irrelevant thing that media ignored.
>>215983508Your modern shows are woke slop and utterly mogged by a cartoon, fag
>>215983063how infantile
>>215983934I have no idea what you mean by >modern showsI have an intense dislike for almost every modern show, certainly every attempt to make a trek show, terrible trash all of them.
>>215984018>AHHHH you have to watch this awful shit its called star trek that means you have to like it
>>215984142I'm not telling you to like anything. But sticking your fingers in your ears and going lalala to pretend something doesn't exist is usually only done by kindergartners.
Problem with the Federation wanting to expedite Bajor's admittance is that they're a theocracy which I'm pretty sure is a no-no. You can still have religion, of course, but they're governed by it. Sisko would've had to change their entire way of life.
>>215984162And your bitching and moaning is somehow not infantile? Its been made abundantly clear that no one wants to fucking discuss nu-trek, and here you sit repeatedly stomping your feet about it?
>>215982169>Worf's Bizarre Adventure
>>215984162its irrelevant, star trek ended in 2005, and anything after I do not care about in the slightest, is that clear enough for you kid?
>>215984179ST:DISCO IS HECKING VALID AND YOU WILL LET ME TURN 4CHAN INTO REDDIT YOU FUCKING CHUD
>>215984167I have wondered this as well. If Sisko used his position as emissary to dismantle their current belief system in order to qualify for membership, would that not go against the prime directive? I assume it would be considered interfering with internal affairs
>>215984167maybe that's one of the many reasons bajor doesn't join the federation and the sisko doesn't try and expedite it at all and in fact advises that they don't join the federation at this time, have you actually watched the show?
>>215984190wtf is disco?
>>215984213they don't join he federation and sisko actively advises the not to do so, wat?
>>215984214I'm talking within context of the pilotPicard tells him "do whatever you can short of violating the Prime Directive"
>>215984240I was thinking hypothetically
>>215984179that sounds like a whole lot of seething to me kek
>>215984259>>215984253well by the end of the pilot he's the emissary so he wouldn't, if he wasn't and the wormhole had never been discovered its much the same in regards to bajor he helps them try and become a unified planet but clearly it would take a decade or so before they would be ready to join the federation.
>>215984261yea nu-trek faggots do seethe a lot but its best to just ignore them, they tucker themselves out pretty quickly after all even they don't actually like that awful shit
The only thing Sisko did was wrong was letting Odo cure those goo fucks.
>>215984321if he hadn't then it would've been a swarm of psychotic jem-hadar that would've massacred trillions before they finally died, the entire alpha quadrant would've been wrecked, that was the threat, unleash the jem hadar in a suicidal jihad, dune style, everyone dies
>>215984369This. I'm convinced if they found a way around this, he would have done it 100%.
>>215984369>a swarm of psychotic jem-hadar that would've massacred trillions before they finally diedthis is such a retarded take I can't believe how often people just spurt it out of their mouths like actual diarrhea
>>215984529its literally what the female founder threatens to do you tard and everyone knows its real thats why garak doesn't kill her on the spot, I really dislike talking to casuals
>>215984565i wasn't talking to you i was calling you retarded. don't @ me shithead
>>215984613Then maybe don't reply to the person you aren't trying to talk to you complete fucking retard also>@ mewtf does that even mean you idiotic newfag?
currently watching the orville, i've been enjoying it, what did you guys think?I know i was late to it i was just busy watching actual trek when it was released
>>215980743Sloan did nothing wrong.
>>215984712The robot over arcing plot is genuinely really good if you haven't gotten to the meat of it I won't spoil it, on the other hand the gay not Klingons arc is tiresome, but it has its moments
>>215980583star trek sex with wesley
>>215984723i hereby sentence Worf to being only in Dax episodes from hereon for the crime of sucking and boring me
>>215984847t. Traveller
>>215984723Pedo nonsensePretty goodInteresting but failed attempt the Klingon lawyer is a good character Lol the enternal ensignThe vulcan science institute has determined time travel is impossible kino
>>215984723>Klingon lawyer who seeks glory in judicial combathell yeah
speaking of my Worf hateboner do you guys think he's significantly different on DS9? in the book they seemed to make a big deal about really wanting to do something distinct with him but to me he really just seems like the same Worf. they put him on the command track but it feels so forced to me. he never felt like a leader.
>>215984946He steps up in the ep when O'Brien schools him on how to deal with crewmen, the problem is it never really follows up on that and it's usually sisko in the captains chair
>>215984946>DS9Babylon 5 wannabe
>>215985009you b5fags are adorable, so confrontational so impotent and yet abrasive, never change
>>215984968That is a kino scene and I try to apply it in real life. Not that the people I work with are engineers but I do try when I give them a task to not always tell them exactly what to do but just give them the goal.Sometimes they surprise me, not usually, but on occasion they come up with a good idea and they seem proud when they do.
>>215985061its a good lesson, I use it myself when appropriate and sometimes I have to remind myself to just tell people what the goal is, not the steps to get their, its not always the right way but if you are dealing with staff who know their job well then it is and it shows you trust them to get it done. Good life lesson.
>>215985061>>215985134goal: shut down nuclear reactornote: do not give procedure
>>215985197300 roentgen not great not terrible
>>215985197
>>215984854Worf should have walked in on Dax and Quack and killed them both. Everyone claps.
>>215983677Maybe putting up with Solok's racism towards humans led him to look into humanity's own history with it. Or maybe the way they teach history has changed since Uhura's time, look how much it's changed in the last few years, even if the Federation's more stable than our society there's a century or so difference
>>215984162No one's sticking their fingers in their ears and going lalala to pretend something doesn't exist except you though?
>>215984673@ is primarily tumblr/twitter lingo where you have to put an @ before someone's name to tag them
>>215984712I like how despite being written by a lefty, the show is based enough to openly say that you shouldn't be putting your kids through HRT
>>215986774he plays a trombone
Why aren't there any Australians in Star Trek?
>>215987510The Federation is full of pooftas, aussies wouldn't join them
>>215982157I hope you don't wonder where Star Trek fans got their atrocious reputation. The answer is in the mirror.
>>215987747that's mean bro.
>>215983132>>215983374Wow... listening to you, I'm even more glad I skipped DS9. Not only is it a soap opera, but the captain is a bad person, and making someone like him black is borderline racist. LD is more Trek than DS9.
>>2159878722/10 for effort
>>215984877>sees pedo in "And The Children Shall Lead"i'm guessing your family has several restraining orders against you
How did it come to this?
>>215987776Accepting it is the first step toward becoming a less crappy person.
>>215987510The fallout from World War 3 made the dingos and emus powerful enough to win the war.
>>215988105That'll be quite enough, anon.
>>215987510There are.Lt. Kyle was a TOS character and, according to the official biography, was born in Adelaide, Australia.Jess Bush is an Australian actress and plays Christine Chapel in SNW.Wendy Hughes is an Australian actor who played Lt. Commander Nella Daren in the TNG episode "Lessons" and used her natural accent.I could go on.
>>215988429go on
>>215988354Don't tell us what to do. You're not in charge here. You're not even in charge of your room. That would be your mommy.
>>215988354do ur job
>>215988508https://www.google.com/search?q=are+there+australian+characters+in+star+trek
>>215988508she should have replaced troi and wore 7 of 9 style uniform, just an idea
>>215988577yeah she fresh out of the academy
>>215988508booba
>broccoli takes the Enterprise.....HALFWAY ACROSS THE GALAXY?! WOOAHHHHThey already did this bit, traveling multiple galaxies away, and to the edge of the universe where everything is a big snowflake, like four times already. Not that impactful imo
>>215988678They did a whole series on it, bruv.
>>215988508>Her character was supposed to be a romantic interest for Geordi La Forge in The Next Generation and had been well-established for two consecutive episodes, but then was dropped from the series and abruptly never seen or referred to again until her appearance in Lower Decks three decades latereither someone didn't like her or she did a denise cosby and gtfo'd
>>215988692yeah but that's nutrek
>>215988662her boobas were better in total recall
>>215988710Were there any SA allegations during TNG?
>>215988810
>>215988810maurice hurley and rick berman were sexists and misogynists so there were probably a lot of inappropriate behavior directed towards the female crew and cast
I hope that four lights spoonie is doing alright
>>215988810>Were there any SA allegations during TNG?pretty sure Gail tried to rape Brent
>>215987926>not seeing how a bunch of prepubescent children running around constantly making hand motions that simulate jacking off could be called "pedo"the anon doth protest too much, methinks
based Bob Peak
>>215989021that poster makes it look like the CONOPS for Spock was "split the difference between Dracula and Nosferatu"
Thrusters to half impulse.
>>215987942
>>215988810No.
>>215988964The Dominion probably killed him in the final spoonhead solution
>>215988912Any actual proof of this?
>>215989174Impulse engines to half thrust
Of course, there is no racism in the future.
>>215987942overlooking everything else obviousi hate the power hands the right one is doinganother thing that doesn't fit star trek at all
>>215989825It's a star trek villain thing. Sloan does it.
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>>215989975
>>215990038
>>215989360Hi, we're the dominion, and we clean up loose ends
>>215990038Oh my!
>>215990038This is 100% less funny without the musicYTMND was great for Trek memes in its day
>>215990205Killing Cardies for recreation
>>215990579>YTMND was great for Trek memes in its dayGo on.
>>215990734Alright.https://partydroid.ytmnd.com/https://lolmidicontrollers.ytmnd.com/https://puppymill.ytmnd.com/https://picardunderstands.ytmnd.com/https://slowdrunklol.ytmnd.com/https://usspacard.ytmnd.com/https://epicgenesis.ytmnd.com/https://ohcomeon.ytmnd.com/and here's the one you posted, the original source: https://picardporn.ytmnd.com/And of course, the classichttps://patrickstewartsong.ytmnd.com/There are hundreds of Trek memes on there from the glory days of the internet.
>>215989655Yeah some faggot on Reddit said so
>>215990850kek thanks
>>215987942hey it already looks like she's wearing an alien outfit
>>215981358No, in fact you are wrong.
Who's more relatable, Barclay, Geordi or Klim Dokachin?
Harry Kim
>>215991177Getting some holo action tonight
>>215991187I am NOTHING like them.
just took a fat nutrek and i feel 10 kilo lighter
>>215992188nutrekking can be a pain but you feel so much better when it's gone.
>>215992188i took a gigantic nasty mud brown michael burnham
>>215991511Son I am disappoint
>WESLEEEEEY!! DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY CREATE A RIFT IN SPACETIME WITH ONE OF YOUR GENIUS EXPERIMENTS?!
>>215992846I never bought Bev and Wes as mother and son. Bad acting all around
>>215992737I'd recognize keiko's botany costume anywhere
>>215992946Imagine how many conferences and special interest groups there'd be in a post scarcity society.
>>215992946They liked recycling uniforms
>>215993433And actors, pic related was also B'Etor
>>215993445DIshonest of her not to show her tits in boob window so I can compare
>>215994577You only have yourself to blame. I always have memes and rituals ready but I'm not gonna row this boat alone.
>>215994624Kill your self
>>215994624i got you bruvhttps://vocaroo.com/1jLe3R8Jw5SM
>>215995185nice
>>215995185amazing and appropriate use of the youth choir
Why didn't the Xindi wipe out Bozeman, Montana to send a message?
>>215995488the message being...what?
>>215995185had no right to be that good
how come kira was stuck at major for 7 years?
>>215995921"We hate statues!"
>>215995945because "Major Kira" has such a ring to it and "Colonel Kira" sounds gross
>>215995988Must be a great comfort to her.
I love Odo. Him turning into a tripwire in The Siege is so great.
>>215995945If Kira had been promoted to the Leftenant Colonelcy, it would have made her and Sisko of equal rank.
>>215995921"your trek into space ends here!"
>>215995396>youth choiradults, just castrati
>it's a Kira visits Bajor episode
>>215996075does Suno seriously let you make that distinction? lmao
How did he land this bad boi safely in the woods again?
>>215996097I just said "choral madrigal" but you can specify vocal ranges, eg baritone or mezzo-soprano, so I'll try castrato on my next track and see how it plays out
>Please anon... I don't want to go back!>I WON'T GO BACK!!Wwyd?
>>215996118teleport him perforce to reddit so he can still nutrek there
>>215996118people are upscaling their vhs tapes now?
>>215996118Tell him to chill and that he will painlessly die the moment his timeline gets deleted.
>>215996001she was a comfort woman before
>>215982187The Vulcans have a sweet deal in Star TrekThe humans expand (creating buffer space between Vulcan and danger), tank all hostile empires, and handle talking to all the aliens so the Vulcans can focus on science and meditation.Archer: >maybe the capital of our federation should be Vulcan because of your wisdom and experience!Vulcan Chad: >there are too many dirty aliens here already (8). The “capital” should be on your self-nuked rock instead.
>>215996242I won't let you talk about Kira like that.
>>215996273>Vulcans can focus on science and meditation.remember this is Enterprise you're talking about
>>215982187kek
JUST EMBRACE YOUR ROLE AS EMISSARY GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>215996036I forgot that he did thatMF turned into wire and two cinderblocksIt's absolutely ridiculous from an outside perspective, he had to have been workshopping that for days
>>215996371ugly cute little retard ship
>>215996907Odo works on his shapeshifting when he's off duty. He has a room dedicated to it.
>>215996947It would be enough to conquer an entire planet up to early 20th century earth tech level.
>>215996985I've dreamed of that scenario. A rogue starfleet captain finds a suitable planet. At first I would burn the major cities akin to New York to the ground. If they don't surrender by then, I will melt the ice caps. If the planet doesn't have any, I will phaser a couple of huge volcanoes into the mantle, slowly covering the planet in layers of ash for centuries.
>>215996100parachutes and airbags
>>215997201They'd be court-martialed.
>>215997201The TNG is so comfy
>>215997201>>215997451What if you did that but then cut ties from the Federation? Isn't that fair game? Turkana IV.
>>215996975thank you wikibot, very organic response to the conversation /s
>>215997571I want to have a bridge sleepover with trekpu. Right on the carpet.
>>215997689He even shows off the room to Kira, explaining its use to her.
>>215997689Please don't bully the anons here. It is not nice.
How did they make it to space?
>>215998021maybe he should not butt into convos with trivial info
>>215998021This. I come to /trek/ specifically to avoid name-calling.
weyoun
>>215998062We run a clean game here in /trek/. If he wants to share his fun facts let him.
>>215998092Jeffrey Combs is great every time he shows up in Trek (:I love Weyoun
>>215998366i love to meet a fellow anon with taste
>>215984213>would that not go against the prime directive?Who in the actual fuck cares? This is a serious question
>>215997451Considering the slap on the wrist Eddington received for high treason and mass murder, the punishment wouldn't be that bad
>>215998300based and protocol-pilled
>>215998366I watched Re:Animator and From Beyond for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Both were Combs kino. From Beyond was my favorite.
>>215998521Both fun movies (:
>>215998300the fact was not fun because it is basic info explicitly shown in an episode. it's like butting into a conversation anons are having about data's smalltalk subroutine, and then stating "data is an android built by dr soong". wow, really? no shit, sherlock. it does nothing to add to the conversation.
>>215998393
>>215998521>From Beyond was my favorite.i can guess why
>>215998633Anyone else think Dukat would just be a 90s democrat? Lol.
>>215998657totally
>>215990038This is hilarious, I haven't seen this before
>>215998034their ancestors probably paid for voyage
>>215998657>90s democratHere's your relevant dad joke.
>>215998521I watched I Still Know What You Did Last Summer and they put ugly chipped teeth on him
Akoocheemoya You're my best friend On a ship we must defend A heart so trueOur coffee will pull us through You rape me and I'll rape youAkoocheemoyonGotta catch them all
got a blueberry white claw and some ketracel white
>>215999358basic bitch on a blernsday night
>>215980573Baldkino
worf did everything wrong
>>215980619its shitget puslar: lost colony if you want to crew a start ship with a crew of clowns
>>215999999>>216000000Apologies
>>215996162As someone who’s only seen the Blu Ray cut, I’d love a VHS demaster of all classic Trek.
i've been reading the DS9 Companion and I think it's wonderful. are there any other Trek non-fiction books you guys would recommend?
>>215999358Glenlivet 16 double neta Five krombachers. Gonna go home and vomit
>>216000631drive safe
Bros... just imagine.
>>215996118I genuinely laughed at that scene. It was so funny in such a dark way.Normally in Trek there's always that hesitation, but Riker there blasts the alternate Riker and whole ship after hearing those desperate pleas FROM HIMSELF, all without skipping a beat. And iirc there's no mention of it later lol He handled it like theyd swatted a fly. Kinda funny for a show that stretches a lot of drama out of moral dillemas.
>>216000729We need to ban india from the internet
>>216000783>This is the only reality that matters.- Teal'C SG1
>>216000950That was so ice cold of Teal'C all of SG-1 was like errrm okay we were going to use the zat lol
Do you guys have anything at all to say about this abhorrent stupid Alex Kurtzman adaptation / revamp / thingI know almost nothing about Star Trek I just know that it isn't Star Trek. It's lens flare 2006 cgi slop where people talk in marvel dialogue and kick the bad guy into a volcano.
>>216001832>Alex Kurtzman we don't consider any of this to be star trek at all so we don't care
Wut
>>215983508>Newfag can't link a board
>>215987510Because it's set in the future
Can't make new atm but I will post in new
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