A Toast to /hor/ edition previous: >>215976119
rank em
Why not have a manchild edition?
>>215999929takes manhattan is ultra comfy, only asshole dislike it
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>>215999999FUCK YOUSHIT GETGREENLIT
>>215999929i didn’t watch all of them. i liked the one with weird possession worm jason more than i should’ve lol
>>215999999jesus christ WHY WOULD GOD GIVE SIX SAME NUMBERS TO THIS FUCKIN GUY
>>215999999sextuple 9sIt's also his final form in terms of being OP since it confirms he can teleport
>>215999999If Manhattan was actually in the movie for more than 15 minutes
good watchhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hCNO55DTyY8
still making /hor/ generals this late into November is genuinely sad and pathetic. You wont just let it die. Like who the fuck STILL wants to discuss horror after the horror month is over. It's just the same old shit discussions being shared by the same core group of 5 people who have nothing better to do with their lives.
>>215999999Irrefutable.
>>215999929I like 6 the most, with 4 & 5 as runners up. Jason Goes To Hell, Jason X and FvJ are stupid but make for a fun little 'Jason' trilogy and I find them the most entertaining.
What was that one movie where this guy who has bandages all over his face has a girl tied to a bed and then proceeds to fucking stick a saw in her pussy and cut her?
>>216000131fine i’ll shoot myself.
Keeper is the biggest pile of shit I've seen in a long time. Perkins is a hack.
>>216000131Are you new? /hor/ has been running year round since LAST YEAR
Mthreegan
>>215999879AHHHHwilliam shatner get away from me
First act is ehSecond act is goodThird act is stupidGot this on a 6-pack. The next movie has Fred Durst.
>>216000251Cute.
>>215999929All I know is that the worst are Jason Goes to Hell Reboot Part 3 Part 5 is so fucking bad it’s ironically the funniest and most enjoyable to me so
>>216000131This.
>>216000358KILL HORROR.
>>216000186>/hor/ has been running year round since LAST YEARThat's the fucking problem retard. You newfags keep spamming threads all year around making them mostly dead and repetitive by the time October finally does roll around. Then after that's over, you still do it. It's exactly that type of newfaggotry that I'm against. This streamlining of a general that was once fun and seasonal. Now it's just spammy drivel constantly being made by the same newfag people over and over.
“Cute,” said the simp as if has contributed greatly to the general.
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>>216000416You would think he would try to not shit up a place he posts in.
>>216000131>>216000401>who wants to discuss horror movies, one of the most prolific movie genres outside of hallmark romance slop, with multiple releases a month, beyond October
we must destroy /hor/ to let the spirit rejuvenate
>>215999999>>216000000
>>216000318>The next movie has Fred Durst.Is it Population 436?
>/hor/..must..die
/hor/ GOES TO HELL
>>216000401Then leave? lol
>>216000401based
What recent horror movies are these shitheads describing? Even a series like Welcome to Derry doesn't even fit the criteria.
Expectations for Scream 7? I hope its better than 6 but the trailer makes it look like a redo of Scream 4.
>>216000485Good movie
>>216000704>what is woke?Cope liberal
Are there any other zombie flicks like the first 20-40 minutes of these two/the first 2 episodes of fear the walking dead where strange shit is happening but people don't know
>>216000982Dead Dont Die was bad. That adam driver guy is mad uggo
Listened to: A Love Supreme: Live in Seattle by John Coltrane. Went to see: Keeper by Osgod Perkins. Buyfagged: Ms .45 on 4K. ‘fu of the day: Elle Fanning. Keeper thoughts: I enjoyed it. I like Oz Perkins. He plays the floating head of child Norman in a ‘fuvourite of mine, Psycho II with Meg Tilly. I’m glad such a truly divisive director is working today. Guys like von Trier, Lanthimos and Aster are really faux-divisive, in reality they are universally critically adored. But no one is cranking out 2.X rated horror movies like Rob “God” Zombie and Oz Perkins. And Oz Perkins does it more consistently, this is his second movie this year. It reminds me of meinen precious 80s, when Cronenberg and Carpenter and Craven were pooping out movies all the time. Modern /hor/ needs to go back to this. I hate guys like Eggers and Jordan Poole who take half a decade to throw out something that seems half baked anyway… RETVRN TO JOURNEYMANNING. It’s my dream in life to be a bum journeyman who makes 2 movies a year off scripts I didn’t write.
>>216000961Yes, the horror genre has always been woke. You still didn't answer the question.
>>216001102I don’t answer to liberals
>>216001124Based
>>216001176>>216001124im uh yeah
>Meat Killsis it worth watching?Do the retarded hippie animal rights fucks actually get their due or do they just hurt the hard working farm family?
>>216001102>the horror genre has always been woke>Niggers always die first
>>216000071Is it though?
>>216000165Guinea Pig 2: Flower of flesh and blood
>>216001238Black guy dying first is a myth peddled by people who don’t actually watch horror movies. It’s not a common occurrence at all.
>>216001298>pov of a black
why r u guys being so weird today
>>216001298>pov of some cuck on /hor/‘s wife
>>216001274>It’s not a common occurrence at all.Horror directors would rather save a cat rather than a nigga.
>>216001124Good thing I'm not a liberal
>mfw Oct 31 2026 is on a Saturday night
>>216001298Hey! That’s my wife!
>>216001238>>216001274Pick up a book and read
>>216001417Watch more than one horror movie you confirmation bias seeking nigger.
>The groid gets killed in slowmotion and with his body getting twisted until you can see his brain popping out>It is actually a BLM message, guys. Trust me bro. Do you guys really?
>>216001426I already did. Read more than one book in your life.
>>216001417stop posting your sex toy in /tv/, this is not a red board
what's a horror movie that captures the vibe of the winkies sequence from mulholland drive? besides just other lynch. I'm not trying to be pretentious, I just really like the particular creeping nightmare feeling that sequence gives.
>>216001449>Brings up BLM for no reasonWhat did lil bro mean by this?
>>216001516Oz Perkins kinos.
>>216000131Even more sad and pathetic than getting upset about other people having fun doing something they enjoy? Or having to interrupt those people and tell them you just don't like them enjoying it?
>>216001579none of you guys watch movies
>>216001623You don't need to be actively watching horror movies to want a place to discuss horror movies. I watch very few of them outside of October but I always like to talk about the ones I've seen here
any new monsterkino?
>>216001731This one is pretty recent, haven't gotten around to watching it yet but hopefully this week sometime
>>216001772I guess I'll give it a watchthe premise of a monster stalking just two people doesn't appeal much to me though, I prefer the monster killing or terrorizing multiple people
>>216001466Joke is on you asshole, I've read both Cat in the Hat AND The Little Engine that Could.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to see Midsommar in theaters either three or four times and you feed him for a lifetime.
>>216001843Give a man a movie ticket and you entertain him for a day. Teach a man to pirate and you'll entertain him for a lifetime.
>>216001843>2019 feels like last month>Was actually 6 years ago (soon to be 7)
I just wish Jaws 3 had more deaths, the fact the huge shark only bites a SINGLE person in the whole park sequence is terribleVery comfy setting though
Im going to watch Bats starring Lou Diamond Philips
>>216001953It's actually decent, fast paced and while the bat swarms are obviously CGI the close up of bats are nice enough practical effects
>>216001861Couldn't agree more, honestly; it's wild how many teenagers these days don't even know how to pirate. I love being able to download almost anything I want on a cheap VPN (I'm not on any of the big private trackers).>>216001876It's horrific how fast the last few years have flown by. I can't believe that was just a couple months before shit hit the absolute fan.
>>216000485Yes
>>216001652> but I always like to talk about the ones I've seen hereNo wonder only the same films are discussed on here. No one actually watches movies and they are all like you.
>>216001731I haven't watched a movie in 80 years
>>216002025>cheap VPN (I'm not on any of the big private trackers).Same boat. And I know there are options out there, options like direct streaming, and this is what I would always choose. I can't imagine having all of these options and either choosing to be a paycuck or streaming from shitty Uzbekistani website with casino ads.
Roommate and I just watched pic, fairly refreshing for a zombie movie. I saw some reviews complaining about the slowness, and my only complaint being about the guy being a retard at times like with the cat, but otherwise I enjoyed watching it. Especially the small segment in the beginning where he's asleep but you hear the commotion in the apartment, I like that little bridge of whats happening in the world instead of some jump cut. Roommate and I also jokingly called the Afghan girl being a hallucination when they were on the roof, but at the same time were unsurprised with her being dead. Any other similar recommendations?
>>216001245unironically
>>215999999Yeah. They payoff when he gets to Manhattan is good. And I don't think an entire movie of Jason running around a crowded city killing everyone would have worked that well. It needed to be contained to one act. I guess the argument is how much time we spend on the boat.>>216000466Horror fandom is a thing. People make their identities collecting the new limited to 1k copies 4k ultra release of out of print schlock. I disliked it at first but another anon pointed out the benefits to horror being a mainstream thing now makes the above more accessible, and that's true.
It was good
>>216000849>makes it look like a redo of Scream 4.I get that vibe too but obvs they are hiding the returning killers element
>>216002755What was?
>>216002755What movie?
Nude... Si Muore
>>216002755>y2k vibes
>>216002755Lol I remember randomly catching that on like encore when I was a kid
hockey bros we got too cocky
>>216002025>>216002366>VPNs>Not rawdogging itNGMI.
>>216001876>>216002025Covid fucked up the perception of time really bad, 2020-2022 feels like one year.
Watching a giallo on internetmoviearchive
>>215999929>VI>II>IV>V>I>VII>III>the boat one that promised us scenes in nycVI is the best, IV is second best, original is top 3, V is underrated, jason in manhattan blows
>>216000318Yeah, the only good point is the mommy.Ended up doing a theme night.Trap. Not really horror but good up until the final act.. M.'s daughter is moderately attractive though, has a nice rack and good pipes.The Trap. Dumb low budget brit horror comedy. Might've worked better it it had some actual production values. Trap House. Also barely horror. Cool premise poorly handled and all the characters were functionally retarded.
>>216004738The Killer Reserved Nine Seats?
