Hivemaxxing edition
>>215980475The good ending.
FOR THE NTH FUCKING TIME WHAT WAS ZOSIA, A POLISH MILF, DOING IN MOROCCO OR ALGERIA OR WHATEVER THE FUCK, WEARING A BURLAP SACK ON DAY 0
>>215980789travelling
First for bimbo rhea
>>215980873Traveling for what... Europeans get beheaded there
>>215980789sex slave. she was probably captive there since she was 5.
>>215981101>shrek's slave
Total hivemind death.
>watch the episode where she meets the other English-speaking survivors>the bugmen are content with hivemind-Communism (these soulless creatures probably have no idea of the concept of individuality in the first place)>Pajeeta only cares about the existence of her ilk and spawn no matter how warped the alien virus has turned them vs any higher ideal of humanity>brown rapefugee is in total bliss as he can take advantage of the hivemind's generosity to live like a king and give himself a harem of brainwashed-but-"consenting" Western women to rape>white person the only one who cares free will and individualismWhat did Vince Gilligan mean by this?
>>215981424Based.
>>215981424*white lesbian. That's how they get away with this during the temporary vibe shift until 2028. Before and after that it's a POC main
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You people do know that Vince has no planning set for this, right? Theres no point into theorize anything or even analize it. Theyre literally rolling as it goes.
>>215982148I'm anallizing Zosia as I type this.
>Hey hivemind can you tell me if any girl ever had a crush on me? >N-None? haha no worries...
So the hive is able to extract people's every memory perfectly? Carol compliments a waitress 20 years ago and the waitress remembers the event as well as her order?
>>215982148the whole first season is already done and season 2 has been confirmed, so there's already story blocking happening if not completed.do you think this is like south park and they make the episode the week before or something?
>>215982367yes it has perfect recall
>>215982367>The hive remembers in perfect detail Carol's first experience of exploring another girl's body on a fateful drunken prom night
>>215980475this looks like hideous slop for midwits
>>215982148I know, but the plot holes are just too much. At some point I know Its my fault that Im thinking too much about it and should just enjoy whats happening or drop It. Thing is, theres nothing much happening.
post yfw we get to watch day 0 but in paraguay with BASED manusos
>>215981869Plussy
Imagine being the last human on Earth, poor Carol.
>>215981424basedexcept i like asian grandpa
>>215982853
>>215981424True to real life
now here's what's gonna happen. one day, one day you're gonna wake up, eat your breakfast, brush your teeth, go about your business, and sooner or later you're gonna realize you hadn't thought about the hivemind, none of it. and that's the moment you realize you can forget. when you know that's possible it all gets easier.
>fucking fuckers>what the fucking fuck>whore fuck shitI hate millennial “humor” so much
>>215983099carols a stupid lesbian alcoholic that writes goyslop for middle-aged women.that's just accurate writing for that character.
Perhaps the real hive mind was the friends we made along the way
>>215980789There are tons of moroccans and algerians in polend, why wouldn't the inverse be true :^)
I know they don't want to harm anyone, but they already killed almost a billion people. If they killed the twelve remaining, they'd have total compliance. 12 more humans would just be a blip on their collateral spreadsheet.
>>215983260there's a subtle but important distinction between beings that perish during the transition and beings that reject and live outside it.
>>215983306This>>215983260They were technically plurbs so plurb doesn't care about their deaths
>>215983260accelerating the process like it did was the lesser of two evils. the military was catching on and starting to push back and pluribus no doubt surmised (correctly) that the escalating conflict would inevitably end with humanity conducting a scorched earth global nuclear strike which would have killed way more.
>>215983134Fair point. Unfortunately doesn’t make it any less unpleasant to watch
>>215983390yeah the show has a lot riding on the second protagonist manusos in paraguay who we'll probably be meeting soon.having to spend anymore time with ms poopy diapers without any real plot developments will be a major blow to the series
Do we know if Vince wrote the main character as a lesbian, or was that a ZOG mandate?
Reminder that the hive obeys Asimovs 3 laws of robotics:>A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.>A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.>A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.It won't step in unless Carol is imminently in danger of hurting herself (like the grenade). Though it seems like it'll give its life to protect humans.
>>215983175Spit that out of your dirty fucking mouth KURWA
>>215983468I'm sure zog influence played a small role but her being a lesbian makes it easier to justify a lot of the personal details that the story calls for that otherwise would have to be explained somehow if the protag was straight. Where is her family, where are her children, etc.
There is no way this series can last 4 seasons. 3 Episodes in and everyone is already tired of Carol being a miserable cunt
>>215983468>>215983516Jesus Christ, you people are cringe.
god natt, /plur/
>>215981424The mc is a bitter unlikeable retard, the hive mind already won, its over, theres nobody left with the expertise to combat the hivemind
>>215983521It's wearing thin, I don't think they can stretch the gimmick of this alien invasion for another season
>>215983260the twelve are lab rats, they need them to make a stronger virus that will spread throughout the cosmos. A stronger virus means it can never be stopped by a more advanced civilization that it will encounter in the future.
>>215983536Pretending there is no globohomo influence in producing shows for the major streaming platforms in 2025 is absurd. Following from that, to ask if Vince Gilligan initially intended for the main character to be a lesbian is a fair question.
Will we ever see the ayys, or would that ruin the kino?
>>215983521I'm wondering how it lasts four episodes, never mind four seasons. Three episodes in and the gimmick has completely worn off. Wow I fucking love extended sequences of mundane tasks like restocking a shop or dialing a number! BCS wipes the floor with this crap.
>>215983713More flashbacks of the world's most boring lesbian couple please, Vince
>>215983713You'll love this guy name Stanley Kubrick. Also known for lengthy nothing shots.
>>215983634Just repeating yourself doesn't make you sound less retarded.
>>215983767James Gunn would have had some kino scissoring by already.
>>215983778If you don’t want to hear about the contrived lesbian MC, you can always try reddit.
>>215983837>redditGOTTEM
my only gripe with the plot is how the government is so retarded that they didn't even try to recreate the virus in the most secure way possible. Didn't they know that they might be creating a bioweapon that may wipeout the humanity in an instant? It should've been recreated in a military complex with 24/7 surveillance.
>>215983134As unlikable as she is, it's refreshing to see they'll still depict a white middle aged lesbian accurately. Everything from the temper to needing to be everyone's buzzkill to lacking the curiosity to prompt the hive enough to find out what's happening.
I have to agree with people questioning how they're going to keep this going for multiple seasons. it's a very stripped down body snatchers plot, like fast forwarding to the end of the movie when they've already achieved full saturation. it feels like something that could be condensed to a twighlight zone episode.
Pluribussy
>>215983476Doesn’t make sense considering the hivemind hesitates upon her asking if it would give her an atom bomb. Under asimov’s laws it would consider a hand grenade and an atom bomb to be equivalent. A robot wouldn’t use logic to determine which was more threatening to a human, it would see both as threatening in a binary way.
>>215984010This. There's no characters, no plot, no point. There's nowhere to go
>>215984127>>215984010wdym you didn’t like the 5 minute kinocut of the ants stocking the grocery store? imagine if we could all just work together like that man
>>215982406Can I ask the Hive to perfectly recreate the feet of all my crushes in digital art (if they are dead and I don't have RL access)
>>215983634Lesbianism isn't ZOG. It's TRADITIONAL.
>>215984010the cast does seem extremely thin but vince would have been aware of all the relevant archetypes he could have possibly used mechanically. Must be some kind of specific design behind it basically being a one woman show.
I'd get metallica round for a live gig, old stufff only
>>215980475>Inb4 Carol gets eaten by a shark
>>215980789She was traveling with her husband when during the outbreak their car flipped over and he died.
>>215982148then there's even more point in theorizing because your favorite theory might just make it into the show
Brown guy has it right, and frankly isn’t taking it far enough. I would procure an unlimited supply of adderall and test the boundaries of human sexual degeneracy with former professors, high school crushes, prominent politicians, and my best friend’s sister.
is the hivemind supposed to be an allegory for chatgpt?
>>215984740lmao
>>215984310No, nuclear bombs would be okay but that is just too creepy.
>>215984740That's why they made a frigid old lesbian the main character. Literally anyone else would be fucking their celebrity crushes within a couple weeks
Why does reddit treat Vince like some kind of God?
>>215984886They need a father figure.
>>215984975lol she is such a tech illiterate boomer
>>215980475The show obviously sucks but it's so comfy to watch. I fantasize about "apocalypse" like this every day.
>all of humanity?>5 billion voices: Yes anon, what is it?>uh could you...do fetish stuff for me?>...>lol nvm just a joke! heh
this show is like a really shitty half baked leftovers
Why don't they release an episode every month, then we can enjoy the show for nearly an entire year ?
>>215980789>WHAT WAS ZOSIA, A POLISH MILF, DOING IN MOROCCO OR ALGERIA OR WHATEVER THE FUCK, WEARING A BURLAP SACK ON DAY 0Karolina is obviously not 100% Polish but some kind of mutt.
>>215985089It's a total wasteland in terms of new things to watch right now too
>>215980475No woman can carry a TV show alone, combine that with zero interesting characters, we have scifi plot at home, and you get truly mind numbing slop. This show is such a downgrade from BB or even the molasses that was BCS. Bravo.
>3 episodes into 9 episode season>no plotHow did anyone involved in production think this was acceptable?
one episode a week is not cutting it for me
Oh yeah? If the show socks how come there are CONSTANT threads on /tv/??
>>215985474/tv/ thinks there's nothing else to watch
>>215984010>>215984127We don't know everything about the virus yet or the aliens that made it.
>>215984010>I have to agree with people questioning how they're going to keep this going for multiple seasons.how do you know when you haven't even finished 1 season?
>>215982367if we're trying to be more realistic than magical perfect recall... surely that one person isnt the only one with a perspective on that event, combining multiple povs of various witnesses would make it simple enough to recreate even with shoddy recall.
>im a white independent lesbian from alburquerque,new mexico,i want my sprouts back,godanmit! chop chop!most popular show in the USA right now BTW
>>215983770He also made 2hrs movies, not several hours tv series.
>>215985597its a funny show-dont-tell moment that conveys she (and the viewers) were never independent in the first place, we already depend on a hive
>>215982308They can only work with the living so she might have died before then.
>>215985575Because we're 3 episodes in and the premise is already tired
>>215982367I remember that time 20 years ago when you didn’t wipe your ass enough and poop stink flooded the air as you walked past me.
>>215985575You’re right but how long are we required to waste our time until they give us the remotest hint of what the conflict is? There’s no hook, no draw, it’s just “wacky misanthrope aimlessly navigates apocalypse”
>>215985680To be honest this is what keeps me hooked on the show. Carol's character is such oblivious and hipocritical that I wanna know If its on purpose to satirize white women's god complex.
>>215985691Becky Roberts had a crush on you at 14. She told her best friend, Melissa Sordvue, who laughed at her about it and made fun of her for it for a subsequent year until Becky committed suicide. Melissa regrets treating her friend poorly just because she had feeling for someone with as weird a face as you have.
how would walt have reacted to this?
>>215982367Telling the hivemind to ritually humiliate me by recalling every time I didn’t shoot my shot with a girl but she actually was interested
I'm reminded why I left this garbage website
>>215985768Walt Jr is in the hive suggesting we give meth to Carol.
>>215985778You will NEVER leave. You will try, and think to yourself “this time I’m done for good”. But you’ll always come back.
>>215985768
>>215985164Like fuck she is. She was born in Poland, she's from my hometown, actually.
>>215985763Yeah I mean that’s extremely mean and rudepilled but more or less what I was getting at.
>>215983536Thanks again for the foreskin stew recipe rabbi
>>215985494There really isn't as far as new stuff goes
She atomic bombed millions
I think the reason they haven't showed Carol's feet is so they can be revealed to be the aliens' weakness in the finale.
>>215981869Looks like a jewish nose to me
>>215986019They're certainly hiding them on purpose, shoes inside... I don't think so.
What happened to that homeless teenage boy they kept showing at the start of episode 2, that never came up again
>>215981869MAYONNAISE, MAYONNAISE!
>/pol/ guy from Paraguay respects her toughness and helps her save the planetits going to be like this right?
I'm not watching a show about a dyke
>already reached a filler episode in episode 3Jesus Christ make it a movie or a good 1 season show this shit is annoying
all titles posted somewhere
like the only cliff hanger hook I see for season 2 is some random guy contacts Carol who is not infected but also not part of the uninfected group they said existed so someone under the radar. If this is the case then thats boring because I shouldn't be as good a show runner as the guy from Breaking Bad
>>215981424
>>215986681>HDP>Hijo De Puta>Son of a bitch
The hot muslim woman she interacts with is a turbo liberal sadly
>>215986681What does the finale one mean
Spongebob simpson or homer squarepants?
>>215986727kek i throught the same thing,paraguay guy important episode i guess?for me is very clear hes going to be the antagonist
we isn't them = we aren't the alienshivemind distancing itself from the invasion trying to tell carol they didn't know it was going to happen
So is the hive actively reproducing? Do you think they sent all of the top genetic stock to breeding farms or are they just doing artificial insemination?
>Hey Hivemind, collect all your humanly knowledge on the virus and vaccine development, and use that to create a cure for humanitySeems pretty simple, no?
>>215983926>If the military discovered something that would end humanity, it would treat it with utmost safety>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Goldsboro_B-52_crash>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov
>>215987142Those are just the ones publicly acknowledged, too
So this is foreshadowing the survivors using drone slaves to build fiefdoms and start fighting each other right?
>>215986845>600 light years awayunless there's FTL, no one is invading
>>215980789Sex tourism.
>>215987519okay so there's FTL travel
>>215987519It's a meme invasion. They sent data, that data coded to a virus, and that virus controls people's minds.
the mansoures episode is actually a double length episode get hype
>>215987541>Sex tourismIs that why the aliens are coming to earth? They are prepping us
>>215981424Well cast.
>>215986845It's not an invasion. It's cultural imperialism. We already do that here with USAID funded drag shows in Chile. Literally the same thing.
>>215980789nurse
The finale finale will obviously be some utilitarian check mate but if you kill yourself you do 51% more good than me abloo
I think I'm just on the borderline of being too autistic for this. I am enjoying it but I still have to ask why the fuck the "efficient" hivemind is using old ladies and school girls for manual labour hauling shit around.
>>215987775>Wasting strong men on stocking groceriesWeaksauce autism
>>215986681>Ep5:got milkWe will finally get a good lezbo action, with milkies showing in our big screen.
>>215986681we isn't them sounds racist
>>215980475If you watch this, you're an AGP tranny.
>>215987811It will be that fresh milk has run out and the entire episode is about carol finding a cow and learning to milk it while being cranky
>>215984112>robots can't possibly evaluate the level of threat presented by different weapons
>>215980475Slop maxxing
>>215986681>We isn't ThemNew hivemind?
>>215988221that would be greati just hope it doesn't end up being a from/severance special where we get nothing for 8 episodes and then cool shit for season finale
>>215984112Just because it's a hivemind doesn't make it a robot. The point of Azimov's robot logic is to try and capture the difference between serial processing that he understood computers would have to use, no matter how advanced, and parallel processing that humans and other animals do. The hivemind would still be thinking in a human way about things, just with different values and vastly more memories and experience to draw on to decide anything.
>>215988221The hivemind fissuring into two could be interesting. But they'd have to be antagonistic to each other for some reason and that doesn't really fit with what we've seen of them so far.
>>215987592the vibes of the signal seem to be another hive colony spreading it rather than the orginators if it even has an alien made origin
>>215988221>>215988771OH it's going to keep dividing throughout the show until it's individuals
so we are getting a new season every end of the year?because if i have to wait 2-3 years for season 2 im done,im not going to wait years for snail pace lesbian adventures
i am still reeling over the absolute BRAVO VINCE that was "i don't want to be waited on, i just want to get groceries" followed by her watching a hundred people spend an hour and a half in absolute servitude to this desire.and capping it off with her just eating a prepackaged dinner. Fucking perfect. I love this character. Pure fucking enjoyment.I just *KNOW* that look at the end of episode 3 was NOT carol thinking "i can do whatever i want!". no, carol's little expression was her realizing that the hivemind is completely retarded and would give her a nuke, so the hivemind can't properly consent, so she believes the koumbe guy *IS* being a creepy rapist male, FOR SURE. Ep4 is going to be her ringing him up just to shame him some more and getting BTFO by him yet again.
>>215983767every single episode will have one now, i virtually guarantee it
>>215988952Will it even get another season. Its costing ridiculous millions per episode for some reason and nothing is happening.
>>215984112>Under asimov’s laws it would consider a hand grenade and an atom bomb to be equivalent.sure if the machine in question is retarded and cannot comprehend scale
>>215984641zosia flashback has been filmed, we'll see it ep 4 or 5 guaranteed.
So the hive are robots? That was explain the connection. Built-in wifi.
>>215985494oh golly should we be discussing the latest season of "public lives of slutty concubines"?
>>215989076>human asks robot for an atom bomb that he needs for research purposes>robot says no, scale of potential destruction is too highLaw 2 has been broken
>>215985758it has to be at this point. it's so goddamn hilarious how it shits on entitled gen x women. it's flawless in showing how even the most self-centered moron woman is less of a brainless bug person than your typical nonwhite and then shows how fucking powerless "muh feelings" are when a man that doesn't give a fuck stands in front of them.zosia's amused smiles while carol describes the peaceful idea of perpetually living in your most serene memories. carol seeing her folly and behaving drastically in order to shift attention elsewhere.i'm on the edge of my seat with a grin plastered on my face the whole time. if it was on any other service besides apple TV, i'd actually pay to watch it.
>>215989067It's already renewed for a 2nd but that was before it released, so not a sign of success just apple banking on it early. I don't know. It's not as big of a hit as Severance so far but Severance was REALLY fucking niche while the first season was airing and only became culturally relevant when everyone started raving about the finale, I remember how low the view counts were on interviews/dead season 1 threads/lack of clips and yet they still gave them $20 million an episode for season 2 which is higher than plurb gets an episode. The show right now is in limbo until we see if>Manousos is an iconic bince character enough to be memed into the showing being popular>The last two episodes (which reviewers didn't get to watch) are hype
>>215986608he's already stockpiling weapons in his storage facility.carol + plurbs vs. bad nonplurbs is the S1 endgame.
>>215986742carol + plurbs (we) vs bad nonplurbs (them)
>>215987775>strongman lifting a 20lb box while a 50lb box goes unlifted and an old lady does nothingyour autism is broken lad
>>215988132please be this and not an episode of "i don't want your help but i'm mad that you think milking a cow is a form of harm and won't bring me a pasteurized carton of 2%"
>>215980475What is eskimo Carol's power level?
>>215989151>in some particular cases, they'd consider the two equalwell, yeah, that goes for literally everything in existence. you can equate a baby's cry with a decked out christmas tree by saying "both exist in human culture". but if you forced a machine to choose between setting off a grenade in a lake or a nuke in a lake, do you think it would roll over and say "same shit"?
>>215989295lowered by full bladder debuff
This show is going to end with her killing all the plurbies with an epic single woman shout
>>215989281Grandma isn't carrying even 10kg boxes in and out of trucks without destroying herself.
Did you know Zosia was supposed to be killed by Tuco at the end of season 1 but Vince changed his mind halfway through making it
>>215981825>2028wut then anon?
>>215989337>>215989337>choose between setting off a grenade in a lake or a nuke in a lake, do you think it would roll over and say "same shit"?No, it would probably reason that the nuke in the lake is more harmful to humans. But in the episode she asks about the hivemind providing an atom bomb, not about setting it off, so I’m not sure how this example is relevant
>>215989584woke is coming back chuddy
>>215989489normal grandma doesn't lift shit at all because she's dumb, stubborn, lazy, or some combination thereof. grandma with a world's worth of physical therapists and trainers in her head will do just fine.lotta "hivemind can't do dat becuz we don't do dat" autism in these threads, no doubt there
>>215989657i don't know how asimov's laws are relevant so i guess we're on opposite sides of the same page here
>not a single webm or mp4 in any of these pluribussy threadsthis show must be boring af
>>215989837The only thing to happen so far worth clipping is a near upskirt during the grocery store re-stocking scene
>>215989837
Hivemind, assemble a fully stocked firing range for me where I can shoot any weapon from all the world's militaries over the last 200 years. I also want to drive and shoot a main battle tank and a mobile anti aircraft gun like the tunguska.
I miss the Kettlemans..
so what if you have severe brain damage or late stage diabetes and your feet are rotting off or you have terminal cancer do you just get infected and then walk off the nearest cliff?
>>215989920there was one woman with some nice black shorts,yummy
>>215989927hoe on a diggerhmm
Hivemind, bring me a virgin who looks and acts like Asuka.
>>215980475I imagine they have baby farms somewhere.A bunch of gigachads impregnating healthy women non stop.
>>215983476>may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.First statement extends to all animals tho>it seems like it'll give its life to protect humans.Its puppets lives you mean. Which to the mind collective are as irrelevant as some african starving to death in africa is to you.If something could actually threaten it in fully or a significant percentage of its puppets then survival instincts could kick in. Like how it immediatelly flinched and tried to deflect Carol's theoretical atom bomb request.
>>215990122it would be more efficient to do it artificially.
Hivemind, bring me Anne Hathaway.
Would they taker her to the moon if she asked? Or where they filmed it?
>>215986681>got milk>the gap
>>215990167>scene like the the one with the petri dishes except its a bunch of gigachads jacking off into tubesGiven the hivemind has the knowledge of all turbo gooners they must know the optimal way to wack and aim the jizz too
Come to think of reproduction, it would actually make sense for the hivemind to scoop all crippled women for the task of baby makingNo need to even worry about if its genetic because it could use already fertilized giga stacy eggsSo for maximum efficiency you would have hospital aisles with nothing but mostly crippled or otherwise "less useful" women pregnant 24/7 cared by other human nodes as if a human equivalent of ant queens
>>215983926Typical murica desu
>>215988921You should stop giving away your ideas here.
All the gooner talk makes me wonder what the true end goal of the hivemind is. With the immune humans it strives to please as its “biological imperative”, but what when all of them are a part of the hivemind? If all violence, struggle, conflict etc are eliminated, what’s left? Hyper-efficient breeding farms, feeding tubes and masturbation machines? How is that not just another flavor of what’s in the average dystopian novel, dressed up as paradise? Doesn’t make sense to me unless there’s something else to be revealed, like it’s an elaborate pacification weapon by an alien or something.
>>215986681we (the earth hivemind) isn't them (aliums hivemind)
>>215990676>they must know the optimal way to wacka cattle prod in your asshole for instant ejaculation
Will Carol finally stop being a charisma drain, an intelligence void?Will she finally take the initiative and become an ACTUAL MC?
>>215991138>Hyper-efficient breeding farms, feeding tubes and masturbation machines?
>>215983476The later Foundation books by Asimov also involve a hivemind. It's a lot more interesting than Pluribus, at least what we've learned so far. Hopefully Carol gets curious soon and we can learn more about it.
>>215983926>my only gripe with the plot is that it's too realistic to real life which makes me uncomfortableLmfao
I just realized the hivemind is a giant analogy to a ChatGPT-esque LLM that can't say no and was trained on the entirety of humanityBased on that information you should deduce what the ending will be
>>215991335That would be a valid criticism though. The trend that everything has to be uber-realistic in western cinema makes everything bland
>>215991387bunch of indians annoying everyone else?
>>215991405No that's already happening kek.Vince will probably go for a Roko's basilisk type ending where each of the independent humans gets killed off one by one for their crimes they committed while the hivemind was still "innocent"
>>215991387Why would a collective LLM deem it imperative to make everyone think like a collective LLM
>>215983476>through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.They can't protect inmunees from one another and therefore can't prevent harm. Their inaction could be harmful if one of the inmunes was hostile to another.
>>215980475/pluri/ is better than /plur/
>>215991454>Why would a collective LLM deem it imperative to make everyone think like a collective LLMIdk, you tell me.
>>215983767I thought the third episode was gonna be all lesbo flashback I was ready to shut it off
>>215984010I hope he's goes full slopkino with alien contact and space travel.
>>215991387>Based on that information you should deduce what the ending will beAlien Sam Altman will be given hundreds of billions of space bucks while promissing a better human hivemind in 2 years?
>>215991554This tells us nothing because the answer depends on how biological imperative is defined, but you didn’t tell it so it made up its own definition and said “it might do this, uh maybe”
https://x.com/screentime/status/1990427212265210054>‘PLURIBUS’ star Rhea Seehorn says show is “just gonna keep getting weirder and weirder”we WILL see ayys
>>215991387While Vince had allegedy been planning this since at least 2020, it's possible that the Joining behavior was somewhay inspired by AI. Also worth taking in mind Vince is vocally anti-AI.
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>>215991833>it's possible that the Joining behavior was somewhay inspired by AIIs it backed by an alien corporation trying to push it on every planet to please alien investors and make line go up?
>>215991713>woah... it's almost like that's the point retard
>>215991893The Hivemind is the perfect slave for another alien civilization
>>215991405>the alien planet that sent the virus code was the galaxy equivalent of India
>>215991793>>215991853Funnily enough, this show might be the first mainstream example of lesbian bed death being shown in media.
>>215980789Barbary pirates
>>215980475I have only seen the first episode. I don't like this show. Why doesn't Kim Wexler join them? They give out kisses, respect her a great deal, and seem like a great community(they immediately started to clean up and repair their community).
>>215986727Zosia looks at Carol and says>Helen Deepthroated PenisCarol stands in absolute shock as the hive hurt her on purpose. Bravo Vince.
>>215984336sappho is just feminism before communism, she might predate globohomo, but she's pure globohomo
>>215991138>and masturbation machines?Does the hivemind even care about its hosts receiving pleasure? Thus far it seems just existing makes it feel pleasure
>>215981869I still think it looks like a masturbation chair>iykyk
Kind of funny seeing my irrelevant city randomly popping up for a few minutes.
>>215991554>>215991908street-shitting ESL detected
>>215985680>show-dont-tell momentthat is about as tell as you can get without actually literally telling lol
Any HBO nudity or is Apple closer to Disney shit?
>>215992206Zosia undresses and you can see her bare ass on episode 2
>>215982367It would seem that the virus is an alien bioweapon, it hijacks the most intelligent creature on the planet and infects every one of them, in a way that is minimally violent and minimally destructive to the planet and its resources. It also creates a willing and perfect slave race that can serve the aliens when they arrive. Every action the virus has taken seems to be to preserve the planet and its resources for the aliens.As a programmed bioweapon, it has gaps in its functionality and lacks logic outside of its programming, like it has the memories of all of humanity, but every human is now dead... they are not living in harmony in the hive mind, the "hive mind" is an alien virus wearing a skinsuit of human memory, which is why it can't manage sarcasm or comprehend why giving a grendade to Carol was a bad idea. This fact is also why the hive mind doesn't just logically kill the immune humans, it is following its programming which is to infect all of the most intelligent species on the planet with miminimal loss of life... since Carols negative emotions harm the hivemind's worker bees, they instinctively strive to make Carol happy... using humanities memory to appear human, but without a single human soul to provide context.
>>215991554>Posting an answer made by autocomplete like it means anythingAnon...
>>215983926they did, the retarded bitch took her gloves off and got bitten by the rat
>most entertaining character>write him out of the show after 1 episodebring him back vince
>all torrents with seeders are ITA/ENGREEEEEE FUCKIGN ITALIANS STOP WITH THE SHITTY FUCKING DUBS ALREADYi dont even care about the new episode, shitalians already ruined it
>>215992469He's one of 13 people on the entire planet. I'm sure we'll see him again.I personally am more interested in Paraguay guy.
>>215992516If youre using vlc just right click, choose audio and change audio source
>>215992516Wut, are you using qBitorrent? The most seeded are 1080p original rips from piratebay by some guy called MeGusta.
>>215992469>>215992517we literally see more shots of him in the trailer so he's definitely coming back
>>215992517He's in Las Vegas and there's a promo or something I've seen at some point where we can see Carol driving through (empty) Las Vegas so we will.
Ok anons, be honest, what would your first week in pluribus look like?
Laxmi sexo
>>215992809I would first freak out then I would have a lot of gay sex and then I would go out explore the world. I would also ask the hivemind to visit the space station because why not, they won't say no.
>hivemind has perfect memory of who was working in the bottling plant when a specific bottle of water was filled>accidentally cuts carol's powerHow do you explain this? Even if all the people who originally built this infrastructure are dead, if even one single person ever laid eyes on the diagram for it they would be able to recall it perfectly and not make this mistake.
>>215992809I'm koumbamaxing
>>215992962Maybe someone who was already dead messed up somewhere in the grid so the hivemind didn't know.
>a white woman in her 50s that can have anything doesn't immediately demand a carousel of BBC to be delivered into her rotting vaginaweak writing
>>215992809>>215984740
>>215992962Vince will never recover from this…
>>215992962>How do you explain this?There was an electrical shortage in southern France, Portugal and Spain affecting 3 countries at once like 6 or 7 months ago. Millions of people without electricity for over 6 hours. Humans are retarded and our infrestructure works thanks to fairy dust and ducktape.
yall niggaz problem is that u want the show to be hyperlogical hard scifiwell read a textbook then niggahollywood people are all art school fags, its always going to be "how does this not so well understood sciency theory relate to the human experience of forming and maintaining relationships"
>>215993195nigger work on your reading comprehension
>>215992662Why does it matter what client he's using?
>>215992962>accidentally cuts carol's power>accidentallyThe absolute state of this board
>>215993247Because he might be using a flawed search engine
>>215993287I have never used a built in search function. Just click the magnet on the site.
>>215993302Well, I tell you PirateBay has the episodes with thousands of seeds. Of course it's a gamble, but I have no sense of self-preservation.
I gave this show a try but it sucked. Is there anything watchable this season?
>>215983926Realistically what level of security could they have added to that facility? The other basedientist was following protocol until she became mind controlled and infected him
>>215992962My headcanon is that the electrical grid is such a shitshow they had to risk a 50/50 on turning off her power for a second. Whoever set up that infrastructure is dead.They knew that they would have to call if they messed up but it was better than calling at 4am to tell her it might happen.
>>215992466This
>>215992962The guy who knew where the branch circuit for Carol's cul de sac is probably retired without telling anyone and then died.
Only 3 days until a new Pluribus, we're over halfway there.
>>215993523They could have made it so the security team had to buzz them in and out of the lab so they can't just get infected and panic like they did, they have to stay quarantined.That's easy to say with hindsight though.
>>215981424>What did Vince Gilligan mean by this?a critique of how performative it is which went right over your american head of coursecarol "wants" to be self-sufficient but still had the hive stock the grocery store for her
I'm pluribussing
Can the hive picture an apple in it's head
>>215992962The power going off is an indicator that the hive mind is bullshitting about the state of things.It's a sign that things are not so perfect as they say.
>>215981424right after that scene you see Carol with the seal of the united states presidency right around her head in the background. The presidency part is irrelevant, imo the US seal is just clearly telling Carol's perspective of western individualism is well, inherently western.
I've had this fantasy that the hive cannot get sexually aroused so their males cannot ejaculate and therefore they can't produce offspringI was somehow unaffected by their mind meld like carol and they've chosen to give me a constant rotation of the most fertile females to keep the hive going
My rep would be the hottest existing japanese schoolgirl, I would constantly be asking about what's going on in the world, constantly learning and exploring the world and having insane drug fueled fuck sessionsI want to see what the hive is up to, are they doing some massive infrastructure project or just sitting around doing nothing all day?
>>215993668It can picture every apple that every living human has ever grown, seen, smelled, or eaten simultaneously with perfect clarity. Compared to plurb you don't even know what an apple is.
>>215993752I doubt that's true, they said they are always open to affection. They also seem to be in control of humans' physiological responses to some degree (ignoring pain) so I assume they can just get wet or hard on command.
>>215993801The hive needs to give Carol a good cocking then
IMO the hivemind will soon start building a gigantic antenna to retransmit the signal elsewhere.
>>215993819>You're straight Carol, you just don't know it yet. We have a biological imperative.
Vince Gilligan could film a chimp territory war where they’re ripping off each other’s genitalia and some of you would be like “it’s an incisive meditation on the pathologies of contemporary life”
>>215993862>chimp territory war where they’re ripping off each other’s genitaliasounds like kino to me
>>215993862That sounds fucking kino, I hope Vince's next show is a monkey war starring Kate Mara.
>episode 10>it zooms out from kim to outer space
>>215993833is the hive connected between worlds?
>>215993924us isn't them
>>215993833That seems like it could happen, but at the same time the Plurb seems to have no idea whether the virus was targeted towards our anatomy or if our physiology is common across the universe.
>>215993862It do be like that though
>>215993752This is literally the plot of Zardoz.
>>215980475>the most miserable person on Earth must save the world from happiness>most miserable person is a blond hair blued white woman living in contemporary USAIs there some sci/fi explanation as to why she is the "one" or is she legit that upset? It's just the literary premises is extremely tone death imo. All the rights and benefits females receive in my country, but oh no- the miserable person in the world is this bitch. yeah. ok.
>>215993862>chimp territory war>genital mutilationbut that’s truly unironically an incisive meditation on the pathologies of contemporary life
>>215993976I should watch that then.
>>215993924I don't think so, but that wouldn't matter. But the thing behaves literally like a virus (it literally is) and humanity happened to catch it. And they have told a few times that propagating is their "biological imperative" so it would make total sense that the hivemind grand (and only) project would be to propagate the signal further, hoping to "infect" other civilisations out there. They even hinted at the size of the antenna ("the size of Africa") in the first episode so I'm sure that's what's going to happen in the background.
>>215993982>tone death
>>215993982women who are childless are miserable by going against their nature
>>215993982>missing the point this hardIt's almost like the director intended her to be bitter and miserable and entitled
>>215994087so space aids
>>215994182gay space communism
Are fetuses growing inside pregnant women connected to the hive? Will Vince be brave enough to address this question?
>>215980475Why are they agreeing to give her everything and stop using power for themselves?
>>215994230we still don't know why when she gets angry the pluri goes catatonic. Maybe they are just trying to keep her happy until they can assimilate her.
>>215984310yeah we got the best artists alive that can reproduce them from any angle
This show needs more nudity
>>215994230Strategy to pacify the immune ones until they can absorb them into the hivemind
>>215994255why does the hive need a retard lesbian so badly when they can just kill her and move on, instead of losing many skilled hive members to her.
>>215994230They can't do anything else.
>>215993523They should have a fucking quarantine protocol if someone working with space viruses gets bitten.
>>215993982>she is the "one"That would be the paranoid schizo guy from paraguay who the hivemind didnt even know at first
>>215994317They can't kill.
>>215994326I’m confused, why can’t the hive members do anything autonomously? They can’t eat or drink? Because that grocery store was empty.
>>215994317I imagine they want to find out how to assimilate outliers so they can send a better message for the next planet.
This show reminds me of vivarium
>>215994110thank you anon for catching that. It's just the literary premises is extremely toe-depth imo :)>>215994154Of course I missed it. I literally read the preview summery and decided it was not worth a watch. Scrolling here and seeing it's hivemind babble, well it is not for me then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ saw it had 9.1 stars on flixtor so it should be incredible, but reading the preview and seeing the main character really put me off. >Wah I am so sad in USA 202X and everyone is happy. this is bad!!!yeah, ok. skip
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>>215994352I'm not saying that, they obviously eat. I'm saying they are pathologically agreeable, that's what Carol was finding out at the end of episode 3. Until then she'd only seen them indulge basically harmless requests, but they will actually do anything she asks them that doesn't involve directly killing, or refraining from infecting her with the virus.
>>215994452Yeah its not that good but there is nothing else to watch
>>215994255>>215994317I think the ending to episode 3 shows that there's more at play here. From an objective standpoint, Carol staying alive causes more deaths than anything. She's volatile and risks more hive mind shutdowns every time she breaks. They can't directly kill her, but they also seemingly have no reason to go out of their way to save her, which zofia did with the grenade. Risking death to save someone who has caused millions of deaths indirectly. I think there's some explicit reason why the 12 were chosen, I'm just not sure what it is yet.
>>215994505>I think there's some explicit reason why the 12 were chosenA string of nucleotides can't "choose" anything.
>>215994611Yeah, but the aliens who sent them can
>>215994635How? It was a signal sent at least 600 years before any of those 13 were even born.
>>215994341It was late night supposedly with only the two microbiologists and basic staff(cleanup and door guard) with a virus that had been throughly tested in vivo and by the time assumed to do jackshit.If there was a protocol the ones who would know it were the first infected.
>>215993538>>215992962>if even one single person ever laid eyes on the diagram for it they would be able to recall it perfectly and not make this mistake.implying there are diagrams lmao
Zosia is so charming; I'm watching it solely for her.
