>>215997699Yes.
>>215997699I honestly can't remember a single thing about this movie other than the memes
>>215997755then, re-watch it.
Iron up.
>>215997699worth watching, not a masterpiece. very much a film that runs on macho self-pity.
>>215997699>Is this worth watching?It's unironically kino.
>>215997699put in the work like the rest of us
>>215997699All alcoholics deserve to suffer.
yes
>>215997861boobs
>>215997861titties are so cool
>>215997699It's pretty much reddit meets netflix meets globohomo feminism. Basically it's feminism the movie made to hypnotise the viewer into thinking "white men bad" and "POC women good". There isn't really much more to this dreary film than that.
Who has the keys here?
>>215997908>>215998012>>215997861i saw them too, and i looked right at them jiggling around, noticed you noticed them too and wanted to mention it
>>215997699look, when you come to these threads, post off topic, make a shitpost, whatever you stick to your own race. why'd you call that janny a tranny?
>>215998037Janny has them keistered
>>215998030Greenlit.
>>215997726>stands>sits for two second>stands again
>>215997699If it were about me it would be called Show Watcher
>>215997699movie is good
>>215997699>worth watchingNo.
>>215998324If me it would be called guy who complains about shows he has never seen or even intends to on a mongolian falconry forum.Doesn't really roll off the tounge tho
>>215998122Check'em
>>215998122I got the paperwork
Keep putting in that work
>>215998389Greenlit
>>215998677OH SHIT
>>215997726Is John Bernthal white?
>>215998122Alright lemme get in on this
>>215998389we gave you a gift, and you spit in our face
>>215997861It's so lulzy how he pulls up all cholomaxxed and shit. The mustache is so over the top, "everyone look at meee im an aryan brotherhood too!!"
>>215998122Rolling and checked
>>215998030Did we watch the same movie? I viewed it as a movie about racial tensions in California prisons and taking extreme actions to survive an extreme environment
>>215997699It's a fine movie but it's depressing as all hell.
why do they call him Bottles?
>>215998773Not a single person in that webm is white
there are no free rides in here
>>215998030the female presence in the movie is extremely small so ridiculous for you to say>globohomo feminismalso nothing reddit about making aryan brotherhood look based, even Burnthal looks dope as a skinhead
>>215998865Those men are extremely white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSWDxCdDFdY&t=372sthis spic fucking did it, I can do a handful of pushups but I have a really hard time doing the leg part my body just doesn't want to move in that way its not even the physical exertion being a problem
>>215998122Janny is greenlit
>>215999081this man holds the keys to the yard
I liked it. I've also done four years in a medium security privately owned prison, ama
>>215998122Fuck it rollan
>>215998122Rollinggg
>>215999180why didn't you shank someone and go full shot caller mode? why didn't you put in the work, wood?
>>215998122am I greenlit?
>>215997699Do you think an accountant could become the leader of a prison gang?If yes, you are dumb enough to enjoy this movie.
>>215998030Roll your comment up and loop it
>>215999280that's why you'll never be The Shotcaller, you don't put in the work and throw down with the woodpile and mexicans
>>215998122Rolling
>>215999237I was cliqued up with the Eses, and they prevent most violence
>>215997726>>215997699Mandatory watch for people who use the term "commiefornia" non-saracstically.
>>215998862Take a guess
>>215997699Dubs say I have the keys to this thread
>>215999346Why are you a Mexican?
>>215999280Watch the movie. He was a stockbroker, which are basically psychopaths that wear a suit to work
>>215999180What'd they lock you up for?
>>215999180It's all just a mechanism to keep the drugs flowing and the working class monitored, tell the truth
>>215998799you said cholomaxxed loool
>>215999384I'm not actually, but because gangs are a thing, they don't like put one gang in a cell, so I'm white but my celly was a sure o shot caller. I didn't have to join a gang at all, I just hustled up money and minded my business. Could of fights though, minor stuff
>>215999180What was your prison name
>>215999386Drugs and raping>>215999478At various times:Google, Pistol, Mr Sandwich, Speedy
>>215999478unfortunately it was Dick Sucker, but hey you earn your keep however you can
>>215999498Why would they call you Google? That's a silly name. Why did you rape, think you will do it again?
>>215999498>raping
>>215999469Sureno*
>>215997699>AHAHAHAHAH look at these cons speaking their stupid prison ebonics!>It's so funny, hahaahahha!>Let's meme this for for 9 years HAHAHAHAH!It's not a good movie. A guy joining a prion gang for a vehicular charge is fucking stupid.
>>21599812233 get
>>215998122lil keisterer comin in
>>215999556>a prion gangHey that's what we used to call the cows when I was in the labour camps. Orale ese
>>215999534>Why would they call you GoogleI used to do trivia night a lot and would study fact books etc, so when they had random questions like capitols and shit they would come to me>>215999542It was a "I regret my choices so I retroactively take away consent" kind of rape. She was full of my DNA and I had a bunch of drugs on me when they found me
>>215999556He joined a gang for protection. He went to prison for a violent DUI manslaughter charge. Why are you retarded?
>>215999671Seek mental health treatment
>>215999630You are retarded. No one joins a lifelong prison gang that murders fellow inmates just for a vehicular charge that would see you come out in a few years. It's better to get beat up than that.
>>215999671why do you have that saved bro...
>>215999614Her choices being that she answered what time it is?Shit I shouldn't joke about that. Answer this>>215999407
>>215999180are rapes, fights, dudes getting stabbed, etc. actually common in prison or is this an exaggeration by movies?
>>215999702Only in public prisons. He went to a private one.
>>215999702it probably isn't common, but a movie has a short runtime so showing all the 'thrilling' parts in the runtime makes it look more common, shotcaller takes place over years and years
>>215999695>No one has ever made bad choices in order to survive Lmao you're so upset over this that I don't even know what to say. "Touch grass" seems appropriate
>>215999695>Gets murdered by a lifer because no one watching your backDamn, ur so smart bro you should write movies
>>215999407>>215999701I honestly can not tell what you are saying. Drunk or ESL?
>>215999702Fights yesRape no. There's plenty of trannies and willing fags. That being said, there's a lot of dudes doing gay shit for drugs/food, which is borderline. Stabbing, I only saw once. Gangbanger went to an old man's room over beef. He out the old man in a headlock so the old man pulled a hidden razor and opened the dudes neck up. He walked out with his eyes wide and shirt bunched around his neck.
>>215997699I'm calling 6 9s right now CHECK EM
>>215997699Who is he and what does he do?
>>215999919He's the shot caller, and he calls shots
>>215999774>in order to surviveYeah, you are the target audience for this. An out of touch white boy that imagines that joining a violent gang is the only way to 'survive' in prison. IRL he would just keep his head down, hang out with some fellow white guys, maybe get beaten up a few times, but get out on parole in a few years. Gangs are lifelong affiliates for career criminals, idiot.
>>215999843The latter, what didn't you understand? I asked you if you think that prison is just a mechanism to keep the drugs circulating, to keep the flow of drugs as a commodity unobstructed, to distribute drugs. Simultaneously, through the snitches and the official intelligence gathering (police, guards, authorities in general) and the records, it is a way to monitor the working class.What is so hard to understand?
>>215999911Rolling again check out these DIGITS I'm a DIGIT CALLER
>>215998122hit me
Prison-industrial.complex
>>215999946The shots? Like from a gun?
>>215999999
>>215999973Who are you calling boy, you little beaner?
>>215998122Ready to call some shots
>>215998122>>215997699>Watch a movie. Watch two. Or three.
It's alright, he does call some shots in it. /tv/ tricked me into watching Brawl in Cell Block 99 afterwards and that movie sucks
>>216000100Is the third one real? HAHAHAHABABA
>>215999973That's not my imagination, that's literally just the plot of the movie, they straight up explain it and explicitly tell you that's why you did it. I don't understand why you are so upset over this, but it's clear that you are genuinely in need of mental health treatment if this is your reaction to somebody's suspending their disbelief over something that's not even that outlandish
>>215999977Yeah like I said you're fucking stupid as hell. This post is an embarrassment I'm not even going to bother giving you a normal reply. >>215999973So just imagine that it's a fantasy movie or something, why are you all bent out of shape? You do realize that people in real life make bad decisions that have long-lasting consequences for them all the time, right?
>>216000001Yeah he tells them where to shoot because he's like an army general
>>215999973Not in California prisons
>>215999973>nobody has ever joined a prison gang while locked up in maximum securityHe was right, you need to genuinely touch grass. This whole thing comes across as though you have a heartfelt personal vendetta against this, like your dad did this to you and now you're angry at him or something
>>216000188>you're fucking stupid as hell.But that would be you and you can't reply probably because your thought process cannot go that deep. There is literally nothing wrong with what I said. You stupid motherfucker.
>>216000338>ESL retard crying that no one can parse his third world 80iq babbling
>>215997699yes, I know it goes through heavy meme phases on here but it is an entertaining prison movie. picrel is also worth checking out if you haven't seen it.
>>216000379Yeah just dismiss my argument because you didn't understand it. Or maybe you disagree, which would make you servile. And my english is better than yours by the way. If you are a man you will address my statement if you can. But you can't, can you? Was it the "working class" that triggered you?
>>216000436What argument? You asked me a stupid question and broken english, and I'm not going to bother giving you an actual reply. ESLs are literally subhuman and I have nothing but disdain for you
>No gender-flipped Shot Caller starring Sydney Sweeney and Cailee Spaeny where the prison has run out of uniforms altogether and it's a hot hot summerwhy live
>>216000665>Thot Caller
>>216000665If you didn't know this women in prison movies are a genre and you might like them
>>215998122Time to put in work
>>215998122Okay I’ll bite
>>216000585>You asked me a stupid question and broken englishIt's ok bro, maybe one day
>>215997699it's slightly retarded
>>216000779 like I said, I'm not going to spoon feed literal subhuman ESLs. Go post on a website made for your own kind
>>215998122
>>216000844Spoonfeed what? Your brain need to be spoonfed since it has atrophy.
>>215998122Check em busters
some of these shot caller names are pretty funny
>>215999346>they prevent most violenceb-but not all violence?
>>216000919>Please reply to my broken nonsense question, my argument depends on it! You are a literal ESL subhuman and you belong on a non-American website.
>>216001010Well a gang of militants with rules can only prevent so much. Sometimes things pop off
>>215999280he was into mergers and acquisitions
Why can't everyone in jail be nice to one another? If everyone changed their attitudes then it could be comfy and wholesome overnight.
>>216001121For the most part they are.
>>215998773He's Sicilian, so honorary white.
>>215998122The name's Local Burner.
>>215998122Let's go Green Lighter
>>216001146mutual respect born out of the constant threat of extreme mutual violence, libertarian paradise
>>216001265Worked for me!
Shot Caller but it's the uplifting story of a gang leader working with the outside math teacher trying to get the inmates to all pass the AP Calc exam because the warden promised them extra conjugal visits if everyone passed
>>215998122roll
>>216001272
>>216001272what is a passing score? 3?
>>215997699No-one would tell me what "navy seals" are and it was annoying my autism. I looked it up and it's just an incomplete burpee with a knee drive added. Although I suppose if they're doing them in cages they can't do a jump at the end of each burpee.
>>216001011Seethe and cope brainletI busted your brussy
>>215998122You already know who I am.
>>215998122i am gonna do the time for my 4chan crime
>>216001595Burning that midnight shank again?
>>216001581You will never be white
Do prisons even have aryan brotherhoods anymore? Especially one in California? I know nothing about prisons, but I have a feeling it's losing steam
>>216002013 go find out
>>215998122rolling for nigger
>>215998122lets fucking GO
100 shartys…count em’Time to get down wood.
Fuck, i wanna fap to trap porn bros. Should i do it or put in work (retain seed)
>>215998122I call the shots now.
>>215999614>retroactivelyWhatever you say, rapist.
>>215997699yeahit was pretty good
>>215998773
>>216001222Get this toad out of here
