no pedo editionprev: >>216200232
so, THAT was shit.
11 + 8 + 1 = 20
>>216203235She's 7? ZAMN!
>episode 2: literally nothing happens at alllooking good
>>216203040lol yes noticed that too>>216202931don't ever talk to me or drink dr pepper again
They are just too old now. They are trying to do this kid stuff with grown ass men its weird. They should have just had a massive time skip and put them in college.
>>216203339they were too old after the first season but at least didn't pretend they were the same agethis season is like a season 1 reboot plus a convoluted story and irrelevant characters
at this point i don't even know what's going on. why is vecna doing what he is doing? what's his end goal?
>>216203339>They should have just had a massive time skip and put them in college.impossible, every single character HAS to voluntarily continue to live in the town with the gateway to hell under it or else the Duffers would have to stop bringing every actor back every season.
>>216203372>b-but they'd leave!?!>WE QUARANTINE THEM THEN!!!
wasn't holly like... 3 at the start? how has she aged 13 years to 16 while the rest aged from like 12 to 17... this math ain't mathin
>The Duffer Brothers and their Dysgenic Haremgreat name for a sideshow attraction... one I would probably avoid if I had to pay two bits to see
cmv max is in the wall
>>216203366This Vecna guy.... He's a real jerk
Stop complaining about the age. The kids would have gone through puberty in the show also.
>>216203235Who is this cutie? Is she supposed to be Holly?
Haven't watched the series since season 1. Spoil me to catch me up.
>>216203407covid made kids age fast, anon.
how pretentious you have to be to pick a 2:1 image ratio
>>216203407So it's the opposite of Mike's granddaughter, who somehow was the same age in Better Call Saul, even though she should have been like 3.
>>216203407Wdym? She's a baby still
>>216203461nothing happens and then 11 saves the day
>>216203235>5 seconds into netflix and chill and she gives you this lookWhat is Henry's move here?
>>216203432Imagine the smell.
>>216203426>>216203366the conflict would be over if they just showed Vecna how to get a Grindr account.
>>216203476pretty sure they say in this season that she is 10-11
The new Holly actress is actually a year older than the twins that used to play her. Insane.
There are actually people out there celebrating this women coming back
>>216203508>>216203476I don't think online wikis are maintained by people who know what the showrunner's ever-changing contradictory lore is
Mike the Brave
>>216203512Actually gives purpose to the previous appearance and shows they were planning far ahead so I like it.
>>216203535Holly having a deeper voice than Mike is fucking hilarious.
>>216203522where contradiction? season 1 says 1980, season 5 specifically says 1987
>>216203512but will she poo in the loo?
Explain the wall to me
So does Mike end up with Eleven or no?
>>216203574yeah the duffers kinda forgot about that
>>216203599Eleven is going to die and Mike is going to become Will's gay lover.
>>216203611That's her. They forced her to kiss the nigger even when she was clearly uncomfortable doing so as well.
this is wednesday 2 all over again. part 1 is pointless while part 2 will be kino.
>>216203235Best part of the season Literally don't give a shit about millie and the gang but her scenes were great She's a princess
>>216203535She's going to solve that figurine up her butt
>>216203659they also gave her the best costume
>>216203640And do the writers force the two to pair together?
>CGI for the fucking sky literally why
>>216203627Does Eleven actually die in the finale, or will it be another S1 copy+paste where she is later revealed to have survived?
wtf don't tentacle holly you bastard
>>216203337Byler endgame or we riot.
>>216203713I hope she dies along with every other psychic
>>216203713Well given it's the finale and I expect them to completely reset the timeline so literally none of what we've seen happened, she won't exist.
>>216203697It's because they literally filmed the entire season in a studio on a green screen I bet there's not a single scene that wasn't shot outside It's all greenscreen
>>216203235When eddie came back as 80s batman in episode 4 and did the arkham beatdown on the demogorgans. Holy kino guys....Can't wait to get my stranger things batman eddie munson funko pop
white girls are so fucking pretty
>>216203738>BylerI'm so glad I don't know what the fuck this means.
Cute pedophile groomer
>>216203743>>216203741What do the leaks say?
when's part 2? like late december? then part 3 early january? god
Why would these retards think the military has vecna?
>>216203794Because they, like the rest of us, completely ignore the existence of that stupid episode with the other mutants.
>>216203539>and shows they were planning far ahead
>>216203713I kind of think its going to be a real death because there's no way to have Eleven live a normal life with powers and the character needs to go away somehow at the end. Its going to be hilarious when Will and the Indian live though.
>upside down military base is miles down the road instead of just where the gate is and where the base is in the normal world
>>216203697that's better than the one when Jon and Steve where up the radio tower. I was having flashbacks to Far Cry 3
>>216203539They wanted to use her to start a spin off show, and then they never did so they brought her back just to make it seem like she had a purpose. In another timeline, there is multiple dogshit spin off shows about other kids from the lab, but all chance of this happening in our timeline died with S4
>>216203793oh god ;^) the suspense is killing mewhat will i do haha
>>216203596I think she hit the wall when she came out the wombHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOOHOHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHEHEMaisie Williams looking bitch
>>216203841they need the base to be close enough to the giant alien flesh barrier that they can piss on it. saves on latrine-building costs.
>>216203841> Vehicles drive into the Upside Down normally as though it's literally not UPSIDE DOWN from our reality.That seriously rustled my jimmies.
Henry right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yFPYFcVZfE
>>216203738The real question is can Mike even stop him at this point?
Mrs Wheeler wine mom with the shank goes crazy ngl. Gonna goon to that later
>casual conversation about torturing captive US soldier in episode 3El are we the baddies?
>>216203913Might be he's the only one who can.
>>216203841>convoy of a couple of humvees and trucks have to drive miles through tentacle assrape dimension filled with monsters that are immune to bullets because reasonsSolid plan, can't see how this is fucking retarded at all.Maybe the military can get foiled by a banana peel in the next episode in a comedy fashion. Sarah Conner will be in for one hell of a surprise when she goes for a slide from Mike's strategically placed banana peel.
>you thought that Will was seething about his friends growing up and spending time with the girls they like? Nah, it's because he is gay>Vecna? He is actually a pedoIs western creativity cooked?
>>216203958the monsters were inactive ever since they arrived, weren't they?
>>216203841Yes, its called an FOB.
>>216203958we remember who Sarah Conner is, I doubt the monsters will be immune to HER bullets.
>>216203987Forward of WHAT?
I really like how they ruined the upside down. Yeah great it's all the result of an autistic pedophile with a spider fetish, fantastic, well done Duffer brothers.
>>216204002Forward Operating Base
The cast is ready to play in 20 years timeskp sequel.
>>216203955Its a shame the Nine Wheat Mark guy gave up. Will with rape induced superpowers sounds like something he could run with.
>>216204016Yes, I know what the term means but wtf is is forward of? The Upside Down is only the size of the town!
>>216204008Vecna being a shotacon is kinda based ngl
>>216204020It was literally hard to watch her scenes knowing how slaggish she looks
>>216204008>>216203987if there's a scene at the FOB I'll be disappointed if there isn't a branch of McDonalds there already, this is the US military we're talking about.
>>216203697i watched the first 2 eps on my telly and couldn't tell the bad cgi but then i switched to my pc and holy shit
>>216204045it's insane they gave her such an ugly outfit. she had shorts over sweatpants like why even bother just give us the fucking thighs
>>216204020What caused this? Bong genes? Plastic surgery?
>>216204063It's almost like the outfit she wears is to match her real life unsexy-sexy style
>>216204045>meant to be doing this intense training>runs like a 45 year old mother
>>216204032Forward of the unit's duty station.
>>216204063It's 80s, bro. Only true oldfags can understand
>even Nancy and Mike's brother aren't fucking "yet"there are literally more characters getting laid in The Last Airbender than this show.
>>216204064The rich use child blood and children penises to make themselves live longer. The supply is falling off with declining birthrates, so the quality is getting worse so they are starting to rapidly age instead
>>216204026He did good work, he deserved retirement.
>>216203987does it have pogs
>>216203512can we not spoil shit. how you niggas watch it so fast? i need to a break after every ep im getting old.
>>216204020I'm convinced she adopted at 23 because she knows by the time its old enough to have kids she'll already look like a 70 year old grandmother
Holy shit...THE SORCERER......
robin slid down those stairs like so awesomeso cooli love her
Normally I can look past the "25 year old pretending to be a highschooler" thing but it's super distracting here. >"omg will you small little boy you need to be safe!!!! you are still a kid!!!!">will just looks like some dude who i'd see at the store buying vapes
>>216204102Where the fuck do you think you are? It's only 4 episodes, what are you doing?
>>216204102I mean don't come in the thread then. But if its any consolation there's no real payoff yet its right before the end.
>>216204108hardly, the sorcerer is a 10/10 movie and this shit season is 3/10 so far. while being generous
>>216204120>some dude who i'd see at the store buying vapesYeah, school students do it frequently nowadays
>>216204102just fast forward through the boring partsepisode 2 is basically 95% filler, episode 3 too, before they get to the end, then it's half-decent
>>216203881>died with S4More like with S2. That episode was received about as well as a chef serving you up a plate of dog vomit.
>>216204108what was the d&d difference between a wizard and a sorcerer again?
For some reason Robin looks like she got older the most. And she isn't even 30
>>216204102its astroturfers trying to reassure us that the show gets better.
>>216204156They literally say it in the show
>>216204156Sorcerers don't need spellbooks to cast magic.
>>216204156Sorcerers are gay.
>>216204156wizard has to memorize spells in advance but can memorize any spell. sorc has a limited number of spells they can learn but can cast more times per day.
>>216204169I know I just can't be bothered rewatching Will hitting on Mike somewhere in the middle of episode 3 just to remember it>>216204177>>216204188Thanks
>>216204164Yeah I think she must be taking tips from Millie because Good Lord
Did everyone forgot how to act in the years between seasons?Even David Harbour is channeling some of Harrison Ford's "I don't want to be doing this shit get me out" energy.
>>216203889>>216203764>>216203479Mods please ban this faggot so we can actually discuss the show.
>>216203508no, she's 11 in RL. 7-8 would fly but why is she so hypersexualized and wears so much makeup... Oh yeah, the producers are all JEWS, who could have thought of that...
>>216204155I guess. S4 was the nail in the coffin for the idea as 11s lab time shows all of them getting slaughtered.The ambiguity of the rest of the lab still had the possibility, and frankly they could have done it still provided that the one they did show wasn't such a millennial written freak.The showrunners are just bad at their job though and dropped the ball with it. If I was netflix I would have raped them aggresively for sumbling what should have been a million dollar spin off empire of slop.
>>216204242I thought she was 14 IRL
>>216204245>sumblingfumbling lol
Kek. And I thought I would never see 30yo students meme ever again
>>216204237>3 posts out of 120 make me break down and demand government interventionplease do yourself a favor and hang yourself by the neck until you stop breathing
>>216204225>27This show makes me sad
>>216204242everyone on TV or in a movie is wearing makeup you pedo
>>216204242go fuck yourself muslim/chink/roastie/commie
>>216204225I'm 6 years older than her and work in construction, how the hell do I look younger than her?
>>216204231To be fair to the poor guy he was stuck with Millie who'd just tried to get him fired
>>216204270I don't want to see your lame ass pedo bait shit in any thread. FUCK OFF
>Happy thanksgiving from the Byers-Wheeler family
>>216204314He's a psycho who deserves to get fired.
>>216204314>>216204329qrd on the drama?
>>216203235Why couldn't they just give them fucking dirt bikes? It would have been less gay than following cars around gayass push bikes.
>>216204336he told millie to stop dressing like a slut and she told netflix he was bullying her
>>216204346I don't care what he told her, he's still a psycho.
>>216204242>she's 11 in RL.Get the fuck outta here. Her voice is deep as fuck.
>>216204341Because kids in the 80s rode bikes. If they weren't pushing 30 it wouldn't be an issue.
>>216204341Doesn't fit with the normie "DUDE 1980 AESTHETIC" thing.
>>216204252she turned 14 now, this was all filmed almost 2 years ago.>>216204278>>216204289sure you pedo, all 11yo girls wear lipgloss, you sister-fuckin muslim inbred.
>>216204231Yeah, watching the first episode now and its like everyone can't even pretend to like each other anymore. You can feel the resentment.
>>216203476>opera>on mobileWhat the fuck is wrong with you faggot
>>216204346>>216204336>he told millie to stop dressing like a slutclassic projectionHarbour is a sex addict who was maintaining a fuckpad in Brooklyn while married to Lily Allen.
>>216204389you identified literally one of the main plot lines, gz.
ngl I thought they were gonna find the real will in the upside down lab
When Holly isn't on screen other characters should be asking, "Where's Holly?"
>>216204341Because they are kids in a bum fuck nowhere town where push bikes are cheap as and you have one younger that you can still use, and dirt bikes would be unaffordable to them and they wouldn't have had them that long.Most of them are 14 in S3 and S4 and 16 in S5.The town is on lockdown - so likely they wouldn't be able to get them at 16 due to supply issues, but also they have had fuck all money to all invest in them in the short time they have been 16 which is old enough to get them in my country but possibly not in yankyland
>>216204387how the fuck did this spend 2 years in the oven?
>>216204401yes they got paid to be together for one last night years after the incident in question and will never see each other again. True besties.
>>216204447They spent going on an entire year on CGI filming wrapped near last Christmas
>>216204401didn't he SA her? or is this Lily Allens cliques propaganda to smear him?
>37 crawlsHow long were they trapped in the town?
>>216204087These kids have no idea what it was like to date in the 90s. No big asses. No waxing or shaving. Jesus Christ you faggots have no idea. Though I'll grant the lack of tattoos was nice. Otherwise there was nothing to be nostalgic about
>>216204469S4 they were 14S5 they are 16So a year and a bit at least. They sure as fuck don't look their canon ages though
This scenes from part 2. Wonder who croaks?
Spoil me everything niggas
>>216204501Will
>>216204469>>216204492I think they mentioned 13 months at some point
>>216204492I genuinely have no fucking idea how old Nancy, Jonathan and so on are meant to be.18?
>>216204504they are stuck in town and fuck all has happenednovember is here which is when will got taken and oh no holly got takenand then steve and robin get together and become 80s batman and robin and save the day or some shit idk i havent finished it yet
>>216204528college agesi don't know why people are so obsessed with their exact ages who cares
>>216204516Wills in the hoodie unless you think Jonathan is holding the corpse up
>>216204501>nobody wins the love triangle because Nancy fuckin dies
>>216204542I don't think he dies in that scene
>>216204528S3 they finished high school and started being wagies I think? But also they are prepping for uni so they might have been 17 doing internships or some shitwiki says S3 nancy was 17, S4 18 and S5 20
>>216204501Joyce.
>>216204447Winona had scheduling issues and lots of Hollie's part was already filmed before the final read even has begun.So Hollie started filming as a child and came to the premiere in full puberty.
>>216204501Mike?
>>216204590>So Hollie started filming as a child and came to the premiere in full puberty.Surely this is the only valid use case of puberty blockers? For continuity when filming. Hollywood could make it happen
>people get oldershocking
>>216204593Eddie Munson rebirthed, the red hood to Steves Batman and Robins Robin
>>216204602there's never a case for shit like that you retarded Jewish commie troon enabler. Doctors who prescribe this shit should be murdered by the mindflayer - in minecraft of course.
SO MUCH PLAN YAPPING
>>216204315Sadie sink is adult woman though
>>216204367Oh okay no one was into motocross in the 80s, my mistake. I must have hallucinated the lost boys >>216204370Trvth >>216204438Go back to plebbit, predditor. If I want them to have dirt bikes they're going to have fucking dirt bikes. John Connor was poor-ass a foster kid in the year terminator 2 was shot and still had a dirt bike. These kids are supposedly geniuses that play d&d and can fix radio antennas they can hack an ATM with a fucking speak and spell.
>>216204602Kys. Never fucking suggest people take life destroying shit for a fucking TV show you colossal fucking retard. Puberty blockers cause irreversible damage you can't just fucking restart puberty like a game save you dumb predditor.
So which actors are good friends outside of the set?
>>216204501>>216204593Its going to be Wills coming out scene since he's accepted he's gay now all his friends will love and accept him. Except Mike who is in the background having a breakdown because he's figured out the implication.
>>216204638>>216204684Hoes mad
>>216203738I will remake this with a coffee cola
>>216204687Will actually continue to see each other? Noah-Millie, Finn-Gaten, Natalia-Charlie
Is Harbor really disliked by his colleagues
>lucas doing the big man intimidation "stop harassing my friend or we're going to have a problem">he's both smaller than the bully and black
>the finally break into the room at the heart of the secret military base>it contains...>a random fucking shitjeet... what?
>>216204391Opera mobile comes with built-in adblock (ublock filters) and free VPN, as well as other useful features. It's unironically the best browser for mobile phones.
>>216204785Yeah that really took me out of it. He looked taller from a far but then walked up and then I imagined him in one of his gayass outfits and cackled heckerinos
>>216204796the Duffers extend the plot by introducing new characters, haven't you noticed?
Prediction with all the time travel / wormhole references this season>eleven / max goes back in time somehow using vecnas memories>stops vecna in the past>in this process also somehow saves hoppers baby>epic sacrifice of eleven>timeline deletes all the pain and dead characters like Eddie etc>series ends with a shot of all the kids playing DnD in the basement from the first season
>>216204802Buy an ad shill
>>216204759Aka annoyed by the little shits he has to work with like Millie
>>216204827That's about how I expect it to go as well.
>>216204785>His intimidation tactic is "remember that time my sister kicked you in the balls">It actually works
cunnybros how we holding up?
>>216204853I've read a few times that Ryder Winona doesn't like him. Is that bullshit?
>https://x.com/Updates_SThings/status/1994026356393365943They really are going to turn this into the Will Byers show. So again I ask, Why the fuck haven't you done anything with him since season 2?
What the fuck is this memory dimension shit?
>>216204827fitting for a show entirely built on nostalgia.
>>216204341my dad was driving pic related in the 80s
>>216204933oh yeah? well my dad was riding your mom in the 90s
Dustin is just so weird looking, even the way he moves, something about him reminds me of the thumb guys from Spy Kids
>>216204918Watch more shosws/read more booksMC's development is staled till the end. Before that it's all filler
>>216204859Well it is a fantasy story after all.
>>216204947my mum had me & three siblings in the 90s ...
>>216204156Will is not a sorc. Sorcs get their magic from a bloodline. Like your grandma fucked a dragon or some shit. Will is a warlock. Because warlock powers are given by a powerful entity. Received his powers from vecna/mindflayer. Vecna powers are different to 11's powers. But Vecna is like a multi class. 11 is the actual sorc. Vecna was a high level sorc that multi classed into warlock when he got sent to the upside down. When will stopped the demo's, that wasn't telekinesis, like what 11 does, that was complete control of them. 11 not matter how strong she is, can never learn how to do that, because that ability comes from the mindflayer.
>>216204876It’s a problem
Did those soldiers El and Hop killed really deserve to die?
>>216204947Oh yeah? His dad was riding me in 2020s
>>216204796It's that pajeeta from S2 that no one liked. The one that makes you see stuff.
>>216204933Kino bike and dad
On one hand I wish I could be 80s kid. On the other hand I would be too old play video games now
>>216204966Warlocks weren't a class in 1987.
>>216204970Hopper and kid mowing down American soldiers like a German pillbox, and the kids family suffocating to death really did need more explanation of how we got here
>watching episode 1>Steve isnt the clear leader of the crawl team>mfw
>>216205027The family were wealthy Republicans so they deserved it. The military shot first and also deserved it.
>>216204796theyre trying to close all their holes, that includes their poo hole
Mike seems kind of annoyed instead of distressed that his parents were just almost mauled to death.>ugh fucking mom and dad getting in the way again that's so typical of themNot even an ounce of "I want to fucking rip Vecna's head off" anger too.
why she gotta be so fuckable though
>indian girl even has several flashbacks to the s2 episode>everyone still has no idea who she is
>>216205090A lot of people skipped that episode because it's so obviously out of place.
>>216204991>It's that pajeeta from S2 that no one liked. The one that makes you see stuff.Oh, is she from that weird "one-off" episode? I didn't watch it.
holly's scenes are superfluous and unnecessary there's barely any 11
>they are proud of being speedwatchersBunch of piece of crap and cuckers
>>216205148She's a bogged out and walled out, nasty, slutty slag. I love it, but she aged out of her Eleven role.
>>216204964br-brother... all these years... finally we meet... please... lend me $10,000
>>216205158it's been out for more than 12 hours grandpa
Grim.
>post number of times you jerked off to Holly so far 7
>>216205148What the fuck is with her outfits. Why does she dress like an 65 year old woman trying to feel young again?
that fat tranny from the preview is just a regular fat boy?
>>216205027it's stupid, but hey, at least the Duffers have realized they can kill off superfluous characters!
>>216205186I'm talking about contrarians who pretend they didn't like Indian girl and her episode (the best of part 2) you disgrace of bloody bastard
>>216205028he never brought anything to the show beyond being the tallest white guy
>>216205196fuck off
this shit is garbage
>>216204020>Hagmaxxing
>why is this happening?>this is coming out of nowhere.>well, yeah, of course I skipped episodes>>216205158This is the reason why shows are made so dumbed down now. They might as well be watching on a second screen, while they're on their phones.
>>216205086Finn Wolfhard was too busy thinking of all the guitars he can buy with $7 million to emote anon. Its a common issue in this show.
>fat kid is stronger than several adults because.. he's fat>>216205224her episode is easily the worst in the entire series and this show isn't even that good
How retarded is Dustin to nearly get his ass beat, decide to seek revenge by putting a poor innocent snake in the jock's locker, then riding out to a cemetery alone and finally trying to fight all 4 of the jocks? I was honestly surprised he lived after that beating.
>>216205196Based holly enjoyer
>>216203235Only on ep 1 but why would Veccy not send the army of bats and demo/dogs through the portal before the glories show up? Is he stupid?
>>216205238amazing that we have so much influence on Netflix despite not subscribing.
>>216205204>at least the Duffers have realized they can kill off superfluous charactersThat's why they don't have the balls to kill Erica, Robin, Mrs. Wheeler
>>216205231Why do you like garbage and shit? Are you shiteatter? Are you fetishist? Were you arrested? Why are you so weird and perverted?
>>216205254Edgy Dustin was so fucking gay
>>216205244imho he has his priorities in the right place, if I had to do this material I'd be thinking about that too.
>>216205254I assumed Vecna created the snake to get the bullies to attack Dustin, it seemed like such a dumb idea.
Are Holly posters the new Huang posters? I haven’t seen this much pedomania since the severance generals.
>>216205244I kind of don't blame him. If I had to go back and keep doing stuff from my teenage years I'd be thinking "yeah okay I'll just put up for this shit and picture what I'll get after this".
>>216205254>jocks said that e is going to be dead after they kicked his ass (they were actually going to kill him)>he appears the next episodeYep, the show implies that he killed them
>>216205254You left out he did this all on a day he knew they were infiltrating the Upside Down and had already been specifically told to pick his battles more carefully. Very retarded.
>>216205271here let me clarify this for you netflix shill this show is terrible
>>216205305>who is agnes
>>216205313>>216205317Dustin confirmed to be secret podperson. Vecna has been controlling him since season 1.
>>216205046>The military shot firstIn their initial encounter at the wall, didn't Hopper open fire first?
>watching show at 2x speed>like Sadie Sink, even a bit invested in her romance with Lucas>Max appears to deliver exposition dump in episode 4>I am so bored I pause and come to post here insteadshow is going great
>>216205346he does look like a freak so it makes sense
>>216205346Maybe it was Dustin who controlled Vecna
>>216205254>got the absolute shit kicked out of him>turns up looking like he just got punched in the face Nice of them to pull their punches and kicks. Dustin should have had multiple broken ribs, and half his face smashed after that beating.
Season 3 was unwatchable, everyone became insufferable is 80s nostalgia really worth it?
>>216205334>Miss Huang from severance. Caused quite the firestorm.
>>216205363They unknowingly used their nullifier thingy on 11 first which gave away their position. Well that and Hopper left his knife in the wall like a fucking moron.
>>216205391mind blownthe palpatine of the ST universe
>>216205191What? Those are totally normal american high-schoolers anon, that's how they always looked
>>216205401And we wonder why we have a dead board
Linda Hamilton seems miscast in her role. They're going for an Alien research vibe, I suspect they wanted Sigourney Weaver but couldn't get her.
>>216205464It's Thanksgiving morning in the US. Just how active do you think this board should be?
>>216205473I hope she got at least a million for her two lines of dialogue per episode.
>>216205473It is very similar to the role she has in the latest seasons of Resident Alien.
>>216205473She lacks intimidating scary authority but it might just be she’s too old to sell it.
>>216205367Byler endgame imminent
>>216205473Can't wait for a demogorgon to just kill her next episode.Pointless addition.
>>216205473Why does she look so old? She is only 69
Nancy and Dustin are still the most kino ship
>>216205542Smoking and alcohol.
>>216205542What do you think 69 looks like?
ook, I’m not gonna lie to you.....I’m a grown-ass man. I pay taxes. I eat kale sometimes. But watching Will Byers finally stop being the universe’s punching bag? That shit broke me. I was ugly crying. I was making noises that sounded like a dying seal.It ain't just because "cool wizard powers." It’s because for four seasons, Will has been a walking, talking open wound.Think about it like this and bear with me, I’m gonna get a little nerdy here. Imagine your soul is a house. Most of us just have a front door. We decide who comes in. Will? Since he was twelve, the Upside Down has been kicking down his back door, smashing his windows, and squatting in his living room. He’s had zero entropy. Zero control. He’s been the vessel. The spy. The "Zombie Boy."A tragic hero needs a moment of *anagnorisis....*a discovery. But Will didn’t just discover something; he flipped the script. He took the very thing that traumatized him—that cold, sticky, shadowy connection to Vecna and he grabbed it by the throat.When he finally uses that connection as a weapon? That is not just magic. That is a victim looking his abuser in the eye and saying, "You don’t own this house anymore. I do."That’s why it hurts so good. Because we’ve all felt helpless. Maybe not "possessed by a smoke monster" helpless, but life kicks you in the teeth, right? We all have our own version of the Upside Down. Anxiety, depression, that one ex who won’t stop texting—whatever. Seeing the quietest, sweetest, most tortured kid in Hawkins take his biggest scar and turn it into his biggest gun? That’s profound. It’s physics, baby. Energy cannot be destroyed, only transformed. Will took the energy of his trauma and transformed it into power.And let’s be real for a second....Noah Schnapp acting his face off didn’t help my emotional stability. The look in his eyes? It wasn't fear anymore. It was... exhaustion mixed with rage.Man, I’m tearing up again just typing this.
>>216205367Finn pure sexo
>>216205542never saw terminator 2? she's had a hard life
>white man is a monster and also a pedophilewhitebros... we keep getting portrayed like this
>>216205569WowWow
>>216205453Too skinny and healthy to be american high schoolers
>>216205569How the fuck did so many people miss that Veccna is obviously using Will and letting him taps into his power
>>216205569This is better than the entire season
>>216203535Mike the Cute
Hopper claims he was a soldier in Vietnam and yet he proceeds to repeatedly mag dump his limited ammo. This is why the military switched the M16 from full auto to 3 round bursts.
>that mind realm place where you can apparently follow memories and be sent to when vecna kidnaps and/or kills youWhat the fuck is that?
>>216205569>A tragic hero needs a moment of anagnorisismore like analnorisis
>>216203491Girl I just nutted in told me her ex had a grindr test and I got to get tested. The fuck is wrong with people
>>216205667Some bullshit they made up to explain why Max isn't just a vegetable with no hope of recovery? Even if she made it back to her body wouldn't she still be brain damaged and blind?
>>216205665It's okay though only he packed lethal bullets. Everyone else gets the comedy ammo that does nothing to both Hopper and the demogorgons.And Vecna is now bulletproof.
>>216205634they just released an entire behind the scenes video of the whole cast talking about how great it is Will was ale to gain control of his powers by accepting himself as gay. Your retarded theory was dead before you even came up with it
>>216205667>>216205709this. she even says some crap like "why am i in a coma and here? don't worry about it lol" and moves on
Why did Vecna show up just to gloat to Will at the end and then leave? He didn't even say anything important, he just called Will a weak little bitch.
if max is laying in a hospital does that mean holly's body is also in the real world just laying somewhere? #protectholly
>>216205665You just wanted to drop your faggy factaroonie
>>216205750it was for him to defy him right after and cause the girlies to ugly cry
>>216205709>>216205731If it was just Holly there I could accept it as "okay yeah Vecna puts you in a trance while he pods you up and sticks tentacles up your ass, that's fine" but Max being a disembodied spirit or some shit jumping into different memories is way too far into the fantasy magic.
>>216205774She was dragged into the Upside Down and I think Will saw her connected to the spire thingy being orally raped like he was.
>>216205774Yes, her real body is somewhere in the Upside Down hooked up to Vecna's tentacle machine. That's what Will saw in his vision.
>>216205569clanky post
>>216205750To create tension for the second part.
>>216205750lazy writing?Vecna didn't exist until season 4 remember.
>>216205790>>216205796>>216205797poor holly
>>216205784No, it seriously annoyed me that Hopper, a supposed vet, doesn't know how to fire short, controlled bursts.
>>216205790last season they were very clear that Max is trapped in her own memories not Vecna's. but if they stuck to that Holly couldn't find her in the dream world so fuck it.
>>216205750I was under the assumption he couldn't just walk out of the upside down for some reason.But I guess he can?
>>216205718Textbook example of a red herring or a twist or whatever. Obviously they're not gonna reveal it yet but obvious
>>216205788>>216205800>>216205802>>216205829It's especially weird because he was specifically looking for Will after the massacre like he needed him for some greater purpose and all he wanted to do was tell Will to kill himself.
so the giant rift in earth just say there patiently for months while the army sealed it all up?
>>216205872We still have the upcoming scene where Will is telling RUN!!! and where Vecna is telling him that he’s going to help him again.
>>216205896sat*
>>216205896They didn't even seal it. They just put metal panels over it.
>>216205709We are now operating with fantasy magic rules, so there is souls and mind realms.I wouldn't be surprised to see Will or 11 raise an army of skeletons at the graveyard to fight Vecna's forces now.
>>216205896yeah this is retardedshouldn't it grow like.. every other upside down rift does
>>216205964>>216205896why exactly do you think vegna is kidnapping more kids? for fun?
>>216205896Yes. Everyone just went about their day, still went to school/work and everything and ignored the demon sounds, the government fencing them in and the fleshy tentacle fine stuff crawling out of miles line portal to hell.Just another day in bumfuck nowhere.
What happened that giant mind flayer creature that was supposed to be the major threat? Did they address that last season and I've just forgotten because it was years ago?
>>216205973he probably wants the fat kid to be his fat ugly bastard. elaborate cucking scenario
>>216206011Henry has a spider fetish so he made it out of a cloud.
>>216205582Why do you see yourself in the kidnapping monster?Why not the straight, white, hero Hopper?
>>216206011those seasons were low viewership so they replaced the giant shadow octopus with vecna
>>216205750Because he wanted to use Will as a host/ally. You can tell he's already morphing into some sort of goblin-like creature in some scenes
>>216206011They keep flashing back to it, so it'll probably show up again soon.
Why the fuck there's this annoying sound volume drop at the start of every scene?
>>216206038He kept smiling at very weird times
>>216206059I just watched the trailer to see what scenes weren't in volume 1 and there's a shot of the black smoke going up the radio tower from ep1.
>>216206038His acting is really flat. I’m not sure why everyone says he’s a good actor.
1, Why are Hop and El so ok with killing soldiers? Yeah, government bad but they are just regular guys doing their jobs.2. Why did demogorgon wait so long before attacking soldiers during the patrol?
Why are normies okay with this show being clear pedobait?
>>216204225>this is what ditch licking does to a bitch
>hahahaha the lesbo character is saying dick isn't that funny lmao xd!!!!I want to fucking die.
Someone make a new general.
>>216206325We saw the soldiers hunt and shoot a girl they thought was El at the beginning of the episode. These guys aren't just normal soldiers, they're clearly willing to violate citizens' rights and murder them.
>>216204328Winona giving the look of>if only you knew how bad things really are but I guess if I was sitting in front of two cokeheads who are basically dying before my eyes and the latest 14 year old the producers are screwing since millie aged out I would have that look too
>fucking with the pipes under the barracks causes the pipes feeding to the sink inside the bathroom to leak ????
>>216206038kek
Someone please make a new general.
>>216206443I know but I still find weird that they are so cold/indifferent about it.
I WANT TO PUMP HOLLY
>>216206038normally I despise seeing dysgenic jewish goblins but you're right, this fits perfectly into the lore
>>216206513
Why does /tv/ hate it?
>>216205569which subreddit did you get this from
Would show work better if military (both US and Soviets) were competent?
were 80s really that great or this show just makes it seem so?
>>216206325Also, why is military so focused on El? Shouldn't they figure out a method of defeating demogorgons first?
>>216206011Not sure how much they’ll integrate it into the show but according to the prequel stageplay the Mind Flayer is still the actual controlling intelligence behind the whole Upside Down, it’s some kind of ancient eldritch thing that the US government accidentally first contacted during the Philadelphia Experiment and it later attached itself to Henry, which originally gave him his powers and eventually drove him insane
>>216206790Wasn’t Henry already evil as a kid though?
>>216206708Not enough holly
Why didn't Nancy and Mike visit their dad? I know he's distant but still.
I'm retarded. Why did Holly get what Max likes from Henry?
>>216206790What the fuck. I guess they changed their minds again from what we saw in S4 or is the stageplay noncanon?
>>216206861He is in induced coma
>>216206752No.
>>216206830Not originally, no; he was just a weird autist kind of like Will, but exposure to the Mind Flayer + his parents not knowing how to handle his ‘tism and wanting to send him off to an institution + Dr. Brenner grooming him in order to exploit his powers ended up turning him into school shooter material>>216206923Not sure although it’s presented as if it’s in the same timeline, at least
>>216206929Yeah but I wish they would at least discuss visiting him when they are already breaking the rules. I know he's an older white male so he's expendable but still.
>just rewatched the end of s4What the hell. Did they realise they massively fucked up and wrote themselves into a corner?Because that shit was straight up apocalyptic.
>>216207050He killed his parents before Brenner took him though.
>>216207066Military stopped it somehow.
>>216207091>red lightning in the thick black smoke pouring from the giant glowing cracks in the ground>ash falling from the sky that kills and decays plantlife immediately>everyone just gets over that and goes back to regular life there and how that was resolved is just glossed over
>>216206708Episode 1-3 are fucking boring
Why does no one besides Hopper have guns? I know they're portrayed as fucking useless against the upside down creatures but still, better than swinging a pointy stick at them.
>>216207265>Why does no one besides Hopper have guns?Nancy has a rifle.
It kind of bothered me that Hopper and Eleven are just fine with killing the military people like they are nothing, but they spared the second in command and head researcher for some reason.
>>216205981Somehow this town doesn’t believe in monsters still
>>216207069According to the play there was a previous incident where he accidentally almost killed the principal of Hawkins (Bob Newby’s dad) and was taken in afterwards by Brenner, who intentionally tormented and ragebaited Henry in order to make his powers strongerDr. Brenner is obsessed with accessing the Upside Down and harnessing the power of the Mind Flayer, he first found out about the other dimension because his father was the captain of the USS Eldridge during the Philadelphia Experiment and was the only survivor - what ends up happening is that Brenner initially allows Henry to escape from custody and return home, where Brenner then convinces Mrs. Creel to act like everything is normal with the caveat that Henry will then be recaptured and permanently locked away afterward (Brenner counts on Henry psychically overhearing his mother say she wants him gone, which is the final push he needs to murder her and allow the Mind Flayer to fully take holdThe play definitely leans toward a lot of the series ultimately being Brenner’s fault; even all of the other psychic children’s abilities all ultimately come from the Mind Flayer and Henry via Brenner injecting Henry’s blood into them
>>216207289Didn't she just have a shotgun that she used to put the tracker in the demogorgon and then dropped it?
>>216207265Molotovs are not useless, they should be carrying them.
new >>216207523
>>216203235They made being gay a super power ffs.
