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Why did he do it?
>>216207570Release the Vecna files
Would show work better if military (both US and Soviets) were competent?
1. Why are Hop and El so ok with killing soldiers? Yeah, government bad but they are just regular guys doing their jobs.2. Why did demogorgon wait so long before attacking soldiers during the patrol?3. Why didn't Vecna kidnap all those kids earlier? What was he waiting for?4. Why is military so focused on El? Shouldn't they figure out a method of defeating demogorgons first?5. Why Nancy and Mike didn't visit their dad? I know he's distant but still.
>>216207523Are their neighbors deaf?Hearing a chainsaw in the middle of the night from your neighbor's house would make anyone call the police, or at least check up on them.
>>216207523They made being gay into a super power ffs.
I read on the other thread that Dustin is on bad terms with Steve. What's up with that?t. At work, can only watch on saturday
>>216207612>doing their jobsnot an excuse
>>216207632Writers needed a conflict so they don’t like each other anymore I guess
>>216207570>I target kids specifically because they're weakMassive aura loss, why couldn't they just make it so it was because kids have a special energy or whatever to expand the Upside Down.
The show seems much more sadistic. The drugging of the family with the pie and then the black girl just sticking a needle in a girl. Really fucked up.
hollychads I have found the perfect lookalike brush kino of her!
>>216207670>aura lossthis nigga has been clapped by El twice now, he had no aura
>>216207684>The show seems much more sadistic. The drugging of the family with the pie and then the black girl just sticking a needle in a girl. Really fucked up.Surprised that no one mentioned that before.>>216207647I'm not saying that they are not justified. More that they are so cold about it.
>the military ignores Vecna and still blames Eleven for everything that happens because uh….. THEY JUST DO OKAY
>>216207612>Why are Hop and El so ok with killing soldiers? Yeah, government bad but they are just regular guys doing their jobs.Because he wants to protect El at any cost. And he also said that he saw the similar guys in Vietnam and they were sick bastards>Why didn't Vecna kidnap all those kids earlier? What was he waiting for?How was military able to restore the town after Ragnarok in the end of Season 4? We don't know a lot of details> Why Nancy and Mike didn't visit their dad? I know he's distant but still.He is in induced coma. And they visited their mom only because they needed info from her. Though to be honest I don't remember if they wanted to visit both parents or only mom when they arrived at the hospital.
>>216207632uhhhh Dustin keeps fucking with the jocks so they beat his ass and he misses their big important plan and Steve is mad at Dustin for poking the bear and missing the thing. it's all kind of contrived honestly.
>>216207612>Kill soldiers and government employees left and right like they're insects>Spares the second in command military guy and head government researcher because???
>>216207570massive gayface. only noah came out as lgbt but half of the cast is gay.
>>216207723It's played for laughs too. As if drugging them was so funny. Plus all the stuff in the hospital and making jokes about stealing dead people's money. Just really weird scenes and dialogue that morally are very questionable compared to previous seasons showing the heroes as always doing the right thing.
>>216207523A mixed bag for part 1. My favorite scene is when the demogorgon goes to the wheelers. That was the only time I felt any tension. What’s your favorite scene?
>>216207787Probably that too.Then both the parents survive so whatever.
>>216207787even that scene is ruined because they pussied out of killing the parents, like come on KILL SOMEONE YOU FUCKS
>both Wheeler parents have brown eyes>kids have blue eyesThey are adopted.
do we know why henry's afraid of the creek?
>>216207811The amount of filler in these episodes and introducing new characters in an already bloated cast is crazy. They should be focusing on the cast and having them get special moments before moving on.
>>216207832that's entirely possible tho, blue eyes are recessive
>>216207589Crazy what he did on that island
>>216207725>only momOnly mom - that's my problem.>We don't know a lot of detailsOnly thing I can think of is that they Steve was partially right - Vecna was weak and wounded so he couldn't just kidnap them right away.>saw the similar guys in VietnamI remember that but it felt like a very weak justification to me.>>216207762>As if drugging them was so funnyYeah, they could be injured from falling to the ground.>>216207787>What’s your favorite scene?Probably the last one - seeing Will kicking ass instead of being a victim felt good.
>>216207834Nuh yeh
>>216207841>hey man we have a bloated man cast so what can we do?>oh i know, let's add fucking holly wheeler to the mix too
>>216207612>1. Why are Hop and El so ok with killing soldiers? Yeah, government bad but they are just regular guys doing their jobs.El has always been rather casual about killing people. She was raised in a lab, after all. As for Hop, he knows that these soldiers have orders to kill on sight so if he wasn't prepared to kill them he would've been caught or killed a long time ago.
>>216207834He's afraid of coming out as gay, unlike William who embraced it and gained superpowers.
>>216207864>a very weak justification to me.I mean his primary justification is protection of El.
Holy shit 90% of dialogue in this season is just exposition I can’t take it anymore >Hey have you heard of The Great Escape? Well, here’s how it connects to Vecna >Hey have you heard of A Wrinkle in Time, well here’s how it relates to Vecna >Hey I’m Max here’s a convoluted explanation of how I’m in the Upside Down
>>216207612soldiers don't see killing others in a firefight as killing; it's like a sport for them where you tag the other guy and he goes down, except it happens to kill them. Hopper is on war rules.
Mr Whatsit is an allegory for Epstein
how are 40 soldiers shooting at this demogorgon and it doesn't even flinchthis is retarded
>>216207872>he knows that these soldiers have orders to kill on sightwhat? no they don't. they specifically want to retrieve El. honestly they'd want to cooperate with the main characters because they don't want Vecna fucking everything up either.
>>216207927Plot armor :3Epic awesome sauce writing
>>216207931a kid being allowed to get this fat should be considered child abuse
>>216207946They wanted to kill her all last season and Hop doesn't know that they received new orders emphasizing capture rather than kill.
>>216207931shame we only get Fatboy McSlim for one season
>>216207894anon his ONLY character trait is protection of El. him being willing to coveniently murder soldiers just makes him more one-dimensional.
>>216207871We have only 9 episodes this season. Let's add Holly along with all these new characters who are also in this quarantine zone. Don't explain how they work or earn money either. Just pretend they aren't in a quarantine zone after introducing this in the first episode. Why not focus on the struggles of living in the zone? Instead just move on to other things. lol
>>216207872>216207723>I'm not saying that they are not justified. More that they are so cold about it.>>216207900>soldiers don't see killing others in a firefight as killingSpeaking for experience (genuinely curious)?>>216207927They are white men, not racially and sexually diverse band of misfits, what did you expect, chud?
>>216207895the references have really gotten out of control. it was one thing when it was just visual nods to E.T or Stand By Me by having the bikes or them walking on train tracks etc, but having the characters look into the camera and just explain popular fiction stories is getting very grating. Like just do the tunnel without expositing about The Great Escape, for those who get it it's an amusing nod, for those who don't they don't need to have the show ground to a halt to explain that this is in fact a reference to the Great Escape.
>Steve wants to go to Nancy to check up on her/cheer her up after her parents got hospitalized and her sister kidnapped>Jonathan wants to focus on their current task so they can find and rescue Nancy's sister as soon as possibleWho was in the right, who was in the wrong?
Thoughts?
>>216207927they should have had a 50yo woman stab it with a pair of scissors.
>>216207824>demogorgon basically fucking kills everyone it attacks in one slash>the wheelers get mauled by it and survive because i have no idea whyI'm not convinced anyone will die. Max will run through the magic memory realm portal and return to her body perfectly normal.The scenes in the trailers that we haven't seen of various characters distressed will be "oh no vecna kidnapped x character!!!".
>>216207931kino
>>216207991Jonathan is the wrong for being an insecure sperg everytime Steve does something.
>>216207984>More that they are so cold about it.El has been a killer since season 1 and Hop is a war veteran. He was in Vietnam, he knows what happens to guys who get too emotional when bullets are flying.
>>216207971I barely remember the US military being involved in the plot last season, they just show up and seal up the town at the end, while of course also letting everyone live their lives and go to highschool normally haha
>>216207991Jonathan is right, Steve is only interested in Nancy poon
I’m hoping Will starts to Vec out in the next part.
>>216207984>Speaking for experienceNo. And I'm not playing down the personal trauma of killing another man. It's just how war is. It's like a big strategy game where you have to look at killing the other guy as scoring points for your team. That's trivialising a lot, obviously, but "killing" has a much different meaning in a military context than a civilian one. The overall goal isn't killing for killing's sake, just victory, and killing happens to be the usual path to victory in war.
>>216208023>I barely remember the US military being involved in the plot last seasonThey showed up in California and were seemingly trying to kill Will, Jonathan and Mike. Then they raided the lab where El was regaining her powers explicitly to kill her. This is when Brenner died. How did you miss all of this and still have a recollection of season 4?
>>216207981I can't think about the quarantine thing. It just falls apart instantly and makes no fucking sense.
Holy Shit and now they introduce this annoying fat kid
>>216207995"I'm really bored">>216208004>The scenes in the trailers that we haven't seen of various characters distressed will be "oh no vecna kidnapped x character!!!".those will be scenes where vecna or a demo slash a main character so they fall down or out of shot looking pained, but are fine two minutes later.
>>216207995>stranger things fans when a character stretches out their arm and screams
>vecna can just walk into the real world any time he wantswhat were the past 4 seasons about then
Why this nigga Hnery tryna rip off Oppenheimers fit bruh lol
>>216208069Of course. The military would be monitoring everyone in the town and these kids couldn't get away with half the shit. Plus how are there rich people in this zone with jobs? What industry would be thriving in a quarantine zone? lol
>>216208064it was three years ago. mostly I only cared about the first episode and the one with kate bush. besides, all the scenes with the US military blur together with the Russian military, they may as well be the same group for all this show cares.
>>216208112Clearly he was just trolling Will for being a weak, gay baby. That seems to be pretty important to him.
>>216207995unironically this insisted upon itself. it felt like it wanted to be some really cool epic moment but I don't care enough about Will and all he's doing in this scene is saving a bunch of characters I knew 100% weren't going to die anyway so it was meaningless
>>216208069they put a metal plate over the portal to hell anon, that means everyone can keep going to high-school as normal.
>>216208116>What industry would be thriving in a quarantine zone?Probably the energy sector and local services like plumbers and mechanics
>>216207981>Why not focus on the struggles of living in the zone?I miss scenes from S1 when they were just taking classes or confronting bullies.>>216208020>El has been a killerYes, killer of her captors/people actively hunting her, not some regular guards. She's still young so it's weird it's not explored in more detail.>Hop is a war veteranStill, the way he used that scientist guy as a decoy was extremly cold, even for him.
>turns out that the Upside Down isn't a permanent alien hell dimension, its only slightly larger than the town and was created in the 50s wow this is so cool
>>216207991Jonathan clearly understood Nancy more and is doing the right thing.I don't even know why the writers are doing with Steve when it's very clear that Jonathan and Nancy has always been the end game from the start, they're even planning on having him propose to her before the season ends, it better be not some death flag just so they could change their mind and set up Steve with Nancy.
I was hoping that the explanatory dialogue of season 4 would decrease but holy fuck. It 90% of the dialogue
>>216208147Season 1 is comfy af. They had a story to tell and wrapped it perfectly. Every season since has just been a rehash of 1 and an introduction of more and more characters. The problem is they won't write characters out of the show or kill them off so we end up with this bloated mess. They just want to pay this big group of people a salary because they got lucky and made a hit show.
So the demagorgan can kill multiple armed men in like 2 seconds but acts like a retard that can’t do anything near main characters
>>216208147>>216208020El killing soldiers who are threatening her friends is fine when she's 12, her and Hopper just treating it as a regular work day while doing it years later is much, much more of a problem.
>>216208166>turns out that the Upside Down isn't a permanent alien hell dimension, its only slightly larger than the town and was created in the 50sIs this confirmed or only suggested? Genuinely don't remember.
>>216208112Well vecna was a retcon. They hadn’t planned for the show to go this far. The explanation now would be a connection with will and more of the upside down bleeding into the regular world. It’s a bit messy. Also, vecna got roasted and shot up at the end of season 4. I’m not sure why it would take over a year for him to recover but maybe there’s other stuff yet to be revealed
Honestly, too much hype for what this season is. Maybe it's going to be better in the 2nd half.
>>216208188Season 1 still has loads of mediocre writing and puts the government agents on pause whenever they would be inconvenient. the show has always been bad, its just benefited from having more mysteries left to reveal and telling a simpler (and much shorter) story.
>>216208189Hopper can kill one with a sword but .50bmg can't do anything to it.I guess they're a jelly goo creature- oh nevermind they have bones and organs when Will crushed them.
>>216208205Spoiler, it won't be better in the 2nd half. The final episode will be rushed and won't be satisfying. It will leave things open for spin offs of course.
Okay so who's the fat nerd boy in the trailers? I don't have Netflix I just want that answered
>>216208228Derek.They decided the main cast wasn't bloated enough so they added more child characters which we know are immortal.
>>216208194Gaten uses circles to tell us that the flesh wall completely surrounds the town, and we are told that it is centred on the lab where the experiments were done originally. it seemed pretty unambiguous but who tf knows with this show.
>>216208228new comic relief character
>>216208217It's benefitted from the fact it's pure nostalgia bait. Boomers get to relive the 80s and everyone younger gets to believe this is what it was like. The nostalgia factor is why this show from 10 years ago is still thought of as good when it was just a nice fun show Netflix made when it was first starting up streaming.
Is that me or colors are bleaker in this season? The previous seasons were more colorful in my memories.
>>216208243Dont we already have Dustin and Robin as comedy relief?
I think the Duffer bros might actually be fucking retards
>>216208258they needed another one this time. now we've got a bratty foul mouthed fat kid to join us
>>216208228he has the strength of 10 men
>>216208250The last thing a Palestinian child sees
>>216208242From the meta viewpoint: they will just say that this is a part of a bigger universe in order to do spin-offs.
All the actors just seemed exhausted and tired of playing these characters due to them being so much older but also the fact the characters do not grow or change at all. It's just going through the motions to get the paycheck.
>>216208258Not enough comic relief, there needs to be more *snorts cocaine*
>>216208258Yes and that nigress whatever her name is.But we need more! More characters! Because they don't already struggle to figure out wtf to do with the existing ones.Like Joyce.
I’ve had enough of Robin and her quirkchungus personality. Kill her off I don’t care anymore
>>216207889I hate how likely this is
>>216208262nah they cooking frfr
>>216208290How dare you say this about the proud lesbian that somehow found another one in a small town in Indiana in the 80s. lol
>>216208247yeah it's pure 4 quadrant slop and always has been.
>>216208241This character bothers me - who goes so fast from useless vulgar dipshit to little mr badass willing to be captured in order to save others?Does anyone know a kid like that? Most of kids I knew at that age would be scared shitless.
>>216208287hey joyce has a lot of range as a character between concerned mom and uhh... well no that's actually all she ever is
>>216208258Dustin was busy getting his ass beat and Robin was busy being a plot device to get Will to accept being a gayboy. They wrote the little fatty out of the show so Dustin and Robin can go back to being the comic relief in the next batch of episodes.
>>216208319Bingo. It was just that in 2016 it was better slop that seemed fresh and new. Now it's been done to death through multiple seasons and other networks trying to get the same show but failing.
>>216207931thought this thing was some kind of butch girl or tranny before he spoke
>>216208310>How dare you say this about the proud lesbian that somehow found another one in a small town in Indiana in the 80sGirls are prone to liking girls. Girls are cute. Men gross ew. Don't be a bigot who is tryna rewrite history. Lesbos have existed for all of time
>>216208275>be early 20's>you're at that point where you think "yeah i'm over all that kiddy shit">have to go back to said kiddy shit that dominated your entire teenage lifeLittle wonder most of them look like they just want to get this over with. I went back to my old highschool for a few days when I was 26 (I work in construction) and all I could think of is "god I can't wait to fuck off from this job".
>>216208290I only care about Robin if she ends up with Steve.
>>216208241>>216208243Wait, so a pointless character like that stoner dude from 4? Wait, is he in 5?
as someone from indiana i appreciate that they finally gave a nod to the one thing worth mentioning about the state, sugar cream pie.
>>216208290Maya is insufferable this season. just the same thing every single scene.
Everyone is fucking insufferable in this show
>>216208359Yep along with the fact none have been able to have much of a career outside of this show. It's all they are known for at this point except for Millie and a few others.
>>216208364yes>is he in 5no
>>216208386david harbour and sadie sink have marvelslop to fall back on for as long as that's lasting now. Mike's actor also got It and Ghostbusters, so there's that
>>216208386Harbour got all the chances in the world and seems to have thrown it all away to chase pussy.
We need more scenes of them planning these elaborate plans.
>david harbour sounds like he's drunk some scenes, and radiates "i want to fuck off from this role now please" energy for the restIt's pretty funny.
>>216208384they really turned it up this season. everyone is yelling and angry about nothing. dustin has literally nothing to do but be angry and get beat up
>>216208415None of the writing has his character growing or changing. He's still playing the same vet who misses his daughter from the first season.
She is back!
>>216208414I swear if I see that projected map one more time.
>>216208441Best girl
>>216208376
>>216208415>>216208429most of the characters are just doing the same thing as in the first season. John and Nancy aren't even allowed to officially be fucking.
>>216208414goddamnit I noticed this too, every episode was half of it them just PLANNING
>>216208386>MillieMillie has it even worse her bald head is what most people think of when they think ST. She has no career outside Netflix since no one else wants her.
>>216208460You know all high school are super smart and come up with these plans that always outsmart adults and never fail. Just like in real life.
I like how in this scnee, the military are shooting the Demogorgon from like 320 degrees of the compass. most of them should be shooting each other.
Erikas actress is gonna be in so many comedy movies as a fat black woman I can already see it
>>216208478Every scene is just exposition or planning. There is no down time at all. No scenes of them being kids or allowing the audience to relax before action.
>>216208426Since season 3 they became annoying as fuck and almost unwatchable
>>216208426I actually thought they toned it down from S3 and S4.
Why do Steve and Dustin just constantly fight now since S4? This isn’t that fun to see
>>216208543Because one of them is going to die and the other one is going to cry about it holding the dead/dying body and apologizing for everything that happened this season.
What middle school class gives lectures on Einstein-Rosen bridges and theoretically wormholes?
>>216208543>Why do Steve and Dustin just constantly fight now since S4? This isn’t that fun to seeThey will rekindle when one of them is on deaths door
>>216208509Nah, they were issued blanks.As a funny practical joke you see, because otherwise the sheer volume of fire that was dumped on those things would have reduced the demogorgons to meat mush.
The references are so out of control. Once scene they go into detail on the movie The Great Escape and then the next one it's A Wrinkle in Time. Come up with one original thing. lol
>>216208563Ones which are giving the audience hints
>>216208563The one that has a young black girl that is actually into wormholes. lmaooooo
>>216208526There is normal interaction between characters though — and it’s only for Robin and Will being fags
>>216208567the demogorgons are only weak to fire and broken glass
>>216208563the kind of teacher who is passionate about their field of study.>>216208574the show is playing on 80s nostalgia, why would they make something original?
Did you think you couldn't get enough of Kate Bush Running Up that Hill the last season and play non stop after the show? Well get ready because they are continuing to play it this season too.
>>216208543Because they would have had even fucking less to do if the script didn't say "they are angry at each other this season".Way too many god damn characters.
>>216208619>Did you think you couldn't get enough of Kate Bush Running Up that Hill the last season and play non stop after the show?you can never listen to enough kate bush, that's not even her best song
>>216208567>As a funny practical joke you see, because otherwise the sheer volume of fire that was dumped on those things would have reduced the demogorgons to meat mush.Obviously you didn't read D&D lore from the 80s. They have a +110% immunity to bullets when being shot by more than one person.
Why did they take so long to make this show? they could of just continued everything straight after each season instead, now everyone has different mannerisms and don’t seem like the same kids from S1.
Let's not even explain how the characters get the tools they use. Instead just have one guy in a truck deliver them the tools to do the next plan they come up with.
>>216208670>Why did they take so long to make this show?Mismanagement from incompetent cretins
>>216208604It is really funny that a 40-something year old woman with a broken wine bottle did more damage than a few dozen soldiers mag dumping.I don't think something as lanky as a demogorgon would be standing after getting lit up by .50bmg.
>>216208670They needed to wait this long so Netflix would give them the hundreds of millions to make this. Literally every episode cost over $20 mil to make. It's wild.
>>216207598the last scene actually reminded me of ajin with the military against demogorgons
>>216208674>Instead just have one guy in a truck deliver them the tools to do the next plan they come up withHe has the highest nat charisma stat of the party. He can get anything.Y'all need to read their D&D character sheets
WTF, El just straight up jumps on a guard tower. Kills the guard with her mind by breaking her neck. Hopper then tells her good job. Insane.
>>216207598If they were actually competent and did something El and hopper killing them like ants would make more sense
>>216208683don't forget that hopper was able to kill one with a completely ordinary sword last season
>>216208619Kate is hopefully getting a big payout each time so I'm okay with it.
>>216208670>Why did they take so long to make this show?do you see the actors in this show? check their imdb between the start of s1 and now.there's this thing called scheduling that exists, people only have so much time in the day.
>>216208683>>216208721they operate by 40k demon logic where they're weaker to melee weapons
>>216208619>>216208655was Vecna meant to have turned off the tape himself? because otherwise Max not escaping between seasons is based on a truly hilarious random coincidence.
>>216208717>Hopper then tells her good job.>Insane.she's been killing people since the start of the show, why is this just now a shock?
>>216208674murray is just that good. also the same guy that can perfectly speak russian fluently I guess without any accent whatsoever so as to fool russian security guards into thinking he's one of them
>>216208717Hopper knocking that one scientist unconscious, purposely stuffing him in a glass cabinet as bait to get shot by the other soldiers is more fucked up.
>>216208670>>216208693not $20 million anon$50 million per episode. the other reason it likely took so long is because every streaming service is terrified of taking a long-term cash cow and devaluing it with something like season 8 of Game of thrones. so we're getting what is essentially a safe rehash of stuff from previous seasons.
>>216208733Yeah? Poor excuse. Buffy was made continuously. If they didn’t stop for 3yrs at a time maybe the actors would be more available.
>>216208805>$50 million per episode.What a waste of money lmao
>max is a disembodied spirit in the mind realm that can traverse memoriesWhat the fuck?
>>216208805LMAO $50 mil?These episodes do not look that good. Most of that has to be going to the actors and creators of the show. Every scene is so dark and makes it hard to even see the shitty CGI.
>>216208725>Kate is hopefully getting a big payout each timeso the way netflix does music licensing is region by region, im not going to check but i imagine given this is THE netflix show and what a big deal the song was, it was licensed in every single region.plus a massive resurgence in popularity of kate bush music in general she's at like 15mil+ monthly listeners on spotify last i saw.yea i think she's eatin good off this.and it was Winona that said she was pushing for a kate bush song to make the show, so shout out to mommy nona.
>>216208717That bothered me too.>>216208768She's been killing her captors/people actively pursuing her.>>216208777>murrayGood that we don't see this asshole as much as in S4, along all those boring Russians, including a guy with stupid laugh.
>>216208721>completely ordinaryit was actually a +5 holy avenger you need to hold ALT to look at an item's stats
>>216208824Her intelligence stat got increased when her eyes went. Hence she can use magic now. Keep up lil bro
>>216208805>50mil per episodeHoly fuck what? That's 2.5x what Andor cost and that shows production values were absurd.
Total budget for season 5 is estimated to be between $400 and $480 million. That's completely insane.
Is the series good and worth picking up?
>>216208865Yes if you don't have a brainNo if you think too hard about things that happen on the screen
>>216208859What the fuck are they spending all that money on?? JFC
>>216208865>good S1: yesS2-S5 so far: guilty pleasure>worth picking upI'm having fun but there are better things to watch.
>>216208839>She's been killing her captors/people actively pursuing her.every single person in uniform is complicit, they made it a point in the interrogation scene that the soldiers there weren't just grunts, they were rabid dogs
>>216208859I don't understand. The CGI is just average netflix show tier, it's not a show that takes place all over the world, and it's not filled with A-lister actors.
>>216208865>Is the series good and worth picking up?s1 is kino, 2 is really good, 3 gets wacky, 4 gets really wacky, 5 somehow has brought it back to s2 quality so far, good show overall but the final episode of the last season isn't airing until new years, so if you're planning to binge might wanna wait.
>>216208840But Holy relics lose their power in Russia.
>>216208915All the actors and creators wanted to get paid before the show is over this season. That bloats the budget higher and higher.
You know, I was just joking over the years when I said that the show will end with Will having gay superpowers and saving the world but that is quite literally what they did
>>216208925>Will and robin gay escapade>S2 qualityNot even the pajeeta episode was that bad
>>216208915>and it's not filled with A-lister actors>mommy nona>harbour>finn wolfhard>sadie sinkplus they have to license all the music in every region
>>216208926eve&doe their power actually increases there
>https://youtu.be/ermJ-iPg9xAWhat happened to this? "oh lol that was some funny weather that day huh Hawkins, remember when the death ash rained from the sky? wild!"?
>>216208915>and it's not filled with A-lister actorsThey are making the A list actors.Winona Ryder is a S lister though lets be real. Love her.
>>216208953Well, what can you do, Mike's bussy is just that powerful.
>>216208892Sarah Conner is worth at LEAST $40 million per episode you fucking sexist!
>>216208968I wish she had fucking something to do.
>>216208980did they really need to do another terminator reference? was the stupid russian assassin guy in S3 not enough?
>>216208992She exists and looks pretty. Thats enough in my eyes.
>>216208655It’s Cloudbusting.
>>216208954while i can agree Will is a shit actor who can only play himself, an annoying gay kid, I like Maya's character and her b stories.
>>216208964the military swooped in and built a quarantine zone around it
>>216207612Unironically because netflix wants normies to watch that animated spin off show that takes place before season 5
>>216208865it's one of those shows where everything involving the characters that DOESN'T concern the main plot is quite good. the show's popularity is entirely because the characters and cast gelled very well for the first few seasons.that said, every single season has large flaws and plot problems.
>>216208915>and it's not filled with A-lister actorsit is filled with a large number of irreplaceable actors who have been there since the start group negotiating. Caleb, Gaten Finn, Noah and Sadie alone each got $7 million for this season
>>216207523I take it the first episode is out then? Is Linda Hamilton on it?
>>216208964Apparently you just need to slap some metal panels over it and that clears everything right up.
>>216209011that's a weird way to spell Wurthering Heights
Ken got the Chuck cam but they should have kept it for when he fell over
>>216207632Some show leaks said that Dustin girlfriend broke up with him and that's why dustin is acting like a retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHvaD1rkIXU
>>216209049>and that's why dustin is acting like a retardthey quite clearly show he's hungup on Eddies death? Did you miss him cleaning up his grave and wearing a shredded old Hell Fire shirt?
>>216207612>1They are at war, retard. They have been consistently trying to capture and kill them>2Vecna wasn't strong enough. He nearly died last season>3Vecna wasn't strong enough. He nearly died last season>4They think she is the cause of everything that happened. From their perspecitve, everywhere she goes there are dead people and kidnapped kids. In episode 4 they literally caught her conspirators kidnapping children
>>216209016>, I like Maya's character and her b stories.Good for you her quick chungus shit is overdone and she needs to fucking die, she wasn't even supposed to be a lesbo until that nepo slut demanded it
>the big reveal of part 1 is that Will has Vecna powers now Pretty sure everyone already expected that to happen
>>216208968>They are making the A list actors.HBO's Euphoria has actually been much more successful at that.
>>216209049Nah its because his friend Eddie did a death and hes in his misunderstood geek phase and Steve was lowkey jelly about Dustins love for Eddie so Dustin Steve relations are in the drain for some reason (writers needed the epic awesome sauce drama plot prolly to bait a death from one of them even though they are likely the most popular Funko pairing)
>>216209093>HBO's Euphoria has actually been much more successful at thatBoobies, brown and hot tranny are the only ones I know. The rest of the cast are no namers
>>216209011>>216209040England My Lionheart is criminally underrated.
>>216208133the scene shows that will now can control the hivemind, but more importantly he killed them vecna style (why?)
>>216209088I wasn't expecting telekinesis. I was expecting it to be more like Will could seize control of parts of the hive mind or Vecna completely taking over Will's body.
>>216209129That’s exactly what it is? He doesn’t have telekinesis like eleven.
>>216209049>millionaire streaming superstar's gf breaks up with himomg he's just like me
>>216209082>she wasn't even supposed to be a lesboi'm willing to bet there's an award show criteria that required a lesbo character like emmy's or golden globes or whatever one is tv series.
>>216209088Nah you have to pay attention to the last 3 seasons for that. I've seen numerous people call it an asspull on /tv/ alone
>>216209129>I wasn't expecting telekinesisits the easiest thing for the brain dead audience to grasphonestly he should have been able to summon fireballs like a real mage
>>216209088>>216209129I thought the whole point was that El and Vecna have the same powerset and both have telekinesis, why wouldn't Will also have it.
>>216209093>HBO's Euphoria has actually been much more successful at that.i haven't heard of or seen anything any of those actors are in.
>>216209082it's not like the Duffers are overflowing fountains of ideas, making characters gay is something they probably realized would at least be less obvious than what they had planned.
>>216209136Nah, he stopped that Demogorgon attacking Mike in mid-air. If he was just taking control of it then it would've fallen harmlessly to the ground. He then raised three of them int the air and broke their bodies. It has to be some part telekinesis to defy gravity like that.
>>216209165Spiderman and dune has zendeya Boobies in in Jean ads Tranny is trannyIdk what boobies or tranny are in, I just know they exist
>>216209156Considering we have the spirit realm now yeah sure fuck it go full magic.
>>216209115Jacob Elordi
>>216208563>top left>the year is 1989>november 16th was a thursdaykek they were as wrong as possible
>Will travels back in time to ensure Mike grows up both gay and terrified of the number 11
>>216208892David harbour lawyers
Remaining episodes>1h 43m>1h 41m>1h 58m>1h 50m>Finale: Likely 2h 20mWhat the fuck man. This is Turkish soap opera level
DUNGEON MASTER!!!
>>216209093they only make noise on twitter be fr
>>216209212I thought the finale was e8?
>>216209212I mean given we're half way through the season and only one thing has happened yet they're gonna need it
>>216209200>Jacob Elordiliterally who?
>>216208717>WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS EL KILLING SOLDIERS WHO WILL CAPTURE HER AND KILL HER FRIENDS?? THIS IS N-O-T WHOLESOME CHUNGUSyou people should stop watching the show if it makes you this upset man
>>216209220
>>216209115Jacob Elordi is the third one. obviously you can argue that there are no proper movie stars any more but those three are definitely closer than David Harbour or MBB at this point. >>216209165you don't say
>>216209220Somebody should post the Irishman Winona Ryder flashbacks from episode 4
>>216209193>Spiderman and dune has zendeyathose were before euphoria, she was already a list.haven't seen anything of tits mcgee and no desire to
>>216209271>Jacob Elordi is the third one.tranny?
>>216209212The level of bloat in these 4 episodes is crazy. I can't wait for the final ones clocking in at 2 hours and still not having character growth. We need more planning scenes.
>season 4: el cannot find max>season 5: el cannot find vecna>implying max is trapped with vecna>holly named as cleric>max finds holly>holly will revive max
>>216209277>those were before euphoriaI thought dune was after? I only know this bitch from shake it up where i used to goon to the ranga as a teen
>>216209243It is. 8 episodes total. Part 2 is ep 5,6,7 and then the finale is ep 8
>>216209311in episode 5 eddie munson comes back as the human torch (I am a writer, this is insider knowledge)
>>216209212>>216209244After watching episode 4 it’s very, very clear to me that they came up with the ending for this episode first and then wrote the first 3 episodes after the fact as a setup to the rest of the season which is confirmed to be twice the length of part. Really this first half was only the 1st act out of 3, but stretched out to 4 episodes. Which is why they were so fucking boring besides Will getting powers
>>216209311nta but you listed 5 runtimes for 4 episodes
>>216209247he's in Frankenstein, played Elvis with Caillie Spaeny (who has a better claim to being a star thanks to Alien romulus and civil war, as absurd as that is) and is doing Wuthering Heights with Margot Robbie, the only other arguable female movie star because of Barbie. its not a competition though and I personally didn't like his movies. success isn't meritocratic but he's really good in Euphoria.
>>216209278australian who plays abusive bfs women want to fuck anyway.
>>216208192its not, bootlicker
>>216209283>I can't wait for the final ones clocking in at 2 hours and still not having character growthat this point literally nothing else is even possible. there is no room for anything truly unexpected to happen because the setup isn't really there.
>>216208824>max vecna invades max's mind to kill her>show directly said previously that she reversed it and entered his mind (the red broken house area) during that same scene>in the final scene where vecna does it again and this time el does so, too, they're all fighting inside of her mind (dance at school) and then vecna's mind (red broken house place)>this red broken house place (inside of vecna's mind) is where max died and her heart stopped before el pumped her heart to bring her back to life like a defibrillatorYou are now here. You have accapted all of these things as possible.>max's mind is now trapped inside of vecnas and she roams through a maze of his memories>>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? THIS IS TOO FAR! THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE! IMMERSION? BROKEN. DISBELIEF? N-O-T SUSPENDED. HACK WRITERSPerhaps science fiction and fantasy isnt for you, little bro
>>216209326It doesn’t even make sense from a writing perspective. Considering the last season ended with Vecna returning only for them to explain in this season that he just released some kind of Covid thunderstorm that made them quarantine the town, why didn’t they just *start* this season with the way part 1 ends, with Vecna fighting the military and Will getting powers? Why waste our time with all this time skip bullshit?
>>216209347>FrankensteinMid>ElvisI thought that was that one mexican guy?>Wuthering Heights with Margot RobbieIf there is not Margot Robbie feet I am not watching it>because of BarbieDelusional
Everyone aged so much they all look sickly and unhealthy. This doesn't hit the same anymore.
>>216209335Wasn’t me and I don’t think the run times have been released for the next episodes.
>>216209421All are doing drugs, cocaine and ozempic.
>>216209421that is just modern beauty standards
>>216208865Yeah, it's really goodAnons who are on here who hate on it are one of two things>jaded and want to hate things, so they deliberately nitpick every detail no matter how small>retarded and dont understand what they're watching
>>216209129That's exactly what he did though
>>216209440No, we’re just the only remaining audience members of this show who recognize its mediocrity and don’t suck its dick all the time for having clunky writing
When they were kids the bad acting was passable. Now that they are adults there is no excise for such terrible performances.
>>216209285bad writing, thoughever
>>216209203they also got the whole thing about prismatic ray causing blindness on a 7 wrong. that's from 5e, which didn't exist in the 80s lmao.
>>216209419Cope. He will be nominated too
>>216209421>Everyone aged so muchmommy nona still in her prime.nancy and maya are noticeably older for sure though.
>>216209507Good for him, doesn't mean he is popular. These are still niche movies.Your everyday joe isnt watchign fucking elvis or frankenstein
I'm less than 20 minutes from the end of 4 and its been so underwhelming that I can't bring myself to stop posting aaaaaaaah help
>>216209285I still don’t even know where Max and Holly are. If Holly is inside some weird hivemind dimension while she’s really attached to a tentacle putting slop in her mouth, how is Max there while being in a coma? How was Vecna not able to attack her once Max reached the canyon running away from him? I feel like a child watching this stupid ass show now that I’m thinking about it out loud
>>216209490>Now that they are adults there is no excise for such terrible performances.Will is the only kid actor that still sucks ass.Lucas got much better in the last 2 seasons, Mike and Dustin were always strong performances from episode 1.
>>216209528You are not alone friend. It's almost over. Then we just have 10 hours left of filler slop and more planning
>>216209551i don't think you're meant to think about it. the show is so heavy handed with explaining exactly what it is happening if they don't explain something it's probably because they don't have an answer
>>216207931He grew up to be the first poster on /tv/
>Vecnas not the only one who wants these kidsThey are sending them to the island (80s edition)
>>216209551Vecna transferred Holly's consciousness into his own mind. Reasons are pending. Max is also in Vecna's mind.
>>216209573It's true that Netflix designs it shows so you can be on your phone while having them in the background.
>>216209551That canyon cave place is where Henry got diddled by the mind flayer (if what I’m hearing about the stranger things live show is correct). I think both holly and max are part of vecna now
>>216209594Why would Vecna have a canyon in his mind dimension that he himself can’t access
>>216209462>>216209192
>>216209554>Mike and Dustin were always strong performances from episode 1.they were the worst "I want to see Vecnas heart on a platter" scene was hilarious and apparently no one told Finn you're meant to be sad when your family nearly die.
>>216209616it's his repressed memory he's afraid of or.. something
>>216209616>what is traumafucking retard lmao
>>216209554Sucks that they made will such an important character. He and MIllie Brown can't carry the show. I cringe whenever they show up.
>>216209551They're trapped inside Vecna's mind. The canyon is probably somewhere a traumatic thing happened to him, which is why he's afraid to get close to it, which will be shown on the second part of the season.Why would Vecna specifically trap Holly in his mind? Why are the 3 other kids he kidnapped off screen together with her? Who knows, he might be a pedophile or something.
>>216209526the most popular films of 25 are: 1 Chinese animated slop2 Lilo and Stich remake3 A Minecraft Movie4 Jurassic movie 7 or whatever5 Japanese animated slop6 How to train Your Dragon remake7 F1 movie with actual star in it that unlike #9 DIDN'T underperform8 Superman film that is good but had zero cultural impact9 Tom Cruise slop MI film 10 Fantastic Four near-flop so unless you want to talk about Brad there's no popular actors to discuss. hence the basis for comparison is "talented person who might be in a hit". none of the ST cast currently qualify even if that's unfair.
It’s pretty funny the show forgot about the family they kidnapped in the barn and Steve & pals in the upside down
>>216209581he just wants to reeeach these keeeeeeeds
>>216209664Sorry we need a 40 minute scene of kids being rescued one at a time and hilarious plumbing leaks in the barracks.No time for anything else.
>>216209651>no popular actors to discussJack Black and Tom Cruise will live forever and keep pumping out slop people watch. Truly are SSS Tier actors
Holly is meant to be 7 btw.
>>216209616>>216209551These are the kinds of people who think the show is badMy point has been proven time and time againLiterally zero media literacy man
Sadie really is the hottest one out of all these yutes brev
>>216209630That is contrived. The point I’m getting at is that everything in this show’s plot is incredibly contrived. They think of the plot first, then they think of why the plot happens afterwards. They like the idea of Hopper going to the Soviet Union but then realize they want to keep him alive as a protagonist so half the next season is spent with him escaping back to America. Just like how they put Max in a coma to build stakes in the last season only to bring her back in this one. Because that’s how these writers are. Characters don’t act as independent humans who make their own decisions. They go along with what the plot demands for them. They’re cardboard cutouts at this point
CSM Part 2 >>> Stranger Things Season 5
>>216209722>Characters don’t act as independent humans who make their own decisionsIts to sell merch. The longer you keep these retards alive, the more Funko pops you can sell to your brain dead audience
>>216209707she looks the same age as the kids in Season 1
>teacher implying the military are good guyslol, lmao evenYank military have never been good guys. Biggest war criminals to exist.
>>216209722Their writing isn't the best, but holy shit you're unable to understand simple tropes. Max was telegraphed as being missing at the end of season 4 because they had a clear plan of how season 5 would end. You're not as clever as you think you are. Sci-Fi and Fantasy clearly aren't genres for you. Nobody is forcing you to watch this.
>>216209722>a character having a memory they are afraid to visit is contrivedYou don't know what that word means
>>216209734no hablo espanol. we only speak American in this thread
>>216208614>>216208574>>216208579>>216208563didnt watch yetthis season will end with everyone going back in time to unfuck Hawkins and all the shit, will it
>>216209637just unlucky casting someone who couldn't/had no desire to improve as an actor.he's basically just playing himself while everyone else got much better as the seasons went on he just stayed the emo gay kid
>>216209685Ugh, the plumbing break was so fucking dumb.
>>216209800No it will reset, so they can replace the whole cast with a new one in a new series.5 more seasons of the same thing with new marketable funko pops to collect.Yippee I love consumerism !!
No No NO. We are now bringing back the annoying fucks from Season 2 in the failed spin off. I don't care about the Indian girl.
>>216209829>everyone else got much better as the seasons went onlets not go completely insane lol
>>216209781You really think that’s how the writers came up with that shit? No, they realized Max needed a reason to be alive in Vecna’s mind dimension so they invented a place where she has immunity. Then to justify this plot point they have this “trauma” motif where Vecna is scared to go there. So now their plot contrivance has a reason for existing and fans like you will be right there to justify their cheap writing too
>>216207523Worse season so far.
okay guys I'm going to do it! I'm going to stop posting and actually finish the last 15 minutes! I know my dignity will not survive but wish me luck!
>>216209830>fucking with and damaging the pipes UNDER the barracks makes a leak inside at the sink
>>216209846everyone who sucked at the beginning, mainly Lucas.
>>216209878>everyone who sucked at the beginning, mainly Lucas.Just say you're racist. He unironically is the best actor of the kids. Always has been
We need more scenes of nameless soldiers dying in gruesome ways at the hands of the heroes but also Vecna.
>>216208865We need more campy showsWelcome to Derry is alright too
>>216209896They should cast him as Miles Morales in the MCU so he can date Sadie Sinks Gwen Stacy Spider Gwen
>>216207523Second best season so far
>>216209844I know nobody watching expected it was her dumb sister because we all assumed they soft retconned that shit because everyone hated it, but it's kind of weird El just never considered it was her.
>>216209865You didn't even understand that trauma was the explanation for this cave until someone told you. Stop pretending like you understanding writing.
Where tf are argyle, enzo, and owens?
>>216209934After season 2 right?
Why did Vecna stop using the roots?
>lucas doing the "IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY FRIEND YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME" intimidation >he's not bigger or taller than the bulliesThat shit only works if you look like you'll be able to lay them out.
>>216209896>He unironically is the best actor of the kids.Finn is/was the best, Dustin was a close 2nd for me.Lucas and Will were both very corny in the first 2 seasons no matter how serious a scene was supposed to be, Lucas got it figured out when they had him become a chad, Will just got more emo.
Stranger Things: Across the Strangerverse
>>216209952>argylejonathan's stoner friend from S4 in california who delivered pizzas>enzohopper's russian friend from S4>owensthat nice doctor who helped hopper forge a birth certificate for eleven
>>216209964He has been... uprooted :D
>>216209985>>enzo>hopper's russian friend from S4Wait so they brought him to the endz to let him live the American dream? When did this nigga learn to cook? Assuming Enzo is Enzos owner
>>216209964His body is made of the roots now.
>>216209978Finn is easily the worst out of the main group, which is a shame because he was really good in the first 2 seasons. But starting in S3 it feels like he just completely forgot how to act
>>2162099553rd and only because that last 20 minutes and th Wheeler home invasion. which says a lot for ST general quality
>5 minutes in and it’s already directors barely disguised fetish
>Quarantine a city>Make the people who live there just keep pretending to live normal liveswhy not just bomb it like Raccoon City, are they stupid?
>>216210075Nobody hot enough to be the strangerverses Leon Kennedy
>parents nearly mauled to death by a monster>sister abducted by said monster>mike just looks annoyed by this
>>216209970he's black
>Sarah Connor pulls her face mask off with bloody gloves>Puts it back on
>>216210006I don't think Russian Enzo is the owner of Enzo it's just a generic fancy restaurant that happens to share the same name.
Did it really need another set of extra kids storyline? Makes it feel so disjointed.
>>216210075What, they put some metal plates over the several miles of satan's asscrack that appeared, it's fine. Back to normal life citizen, please do not try to leave or ask questions.
>>216210106he's got the 'tism
>>216210127Nah, because Enzo Enzo outfit funko pop + licenced cosplay Think about merch before you open your mouth lil bro
>>216210147except the actor is already confirmed not to return so shut the FUCK up and never post on my board again.
>>216210176cope and seethe lol xd *sick guitar riff*
>>216209750She's actually older, she's fucking 14. There is literally no other reason for this recast other than pedo bait
>>216209865If you want to critique the writing, do it correctly.>Sullivan wants to find 11 to kill her (this is explicitly mentioned in season 4)>8 is found, aliveWhy not kill 8 as well? See, this is what you call an inconsistent plot device (they wanted to keep 8 alive). What you are whinging about? You're simply too retarded to understand Chekhov's gun.
>>216210204eh just make her wear pigtails she'll look like she's single digits
>>216210043>But starting in S3 it feels like he just completely forgot how to actthey made his character less of a one-liner sassy asshole and made him confident, that's not him it's the director/writers choice.
>>216209943It doesn't make any sense for it to be her (yet) why is this brenner kid whose powers is to create illusions (the only one shown to be NON telekinetic) the source of some super anti telekinetic sonic ray? Also she looks 100% fully male with her head shaved lmao
>>216206481
So is the wall of flesh just the barrier around the upside down?As in, the entire town is all there is?
>>216209985Uh the anon said where not who, learn to fuckin read
Vecna was molested in the cave?
>>216209970Maybe the other bullies think he murdered their lead chad guy from last season so they are afraid of him
>>216210073Yeah, that tentacle thing was completely unnecessary.
>>216210006He used enzo as an alias you absolute retarded dumb fucker
>>216210333Nah you zoomers are so cooked. It is clearly implied that Enzo is Enzos Enzo
yeah this is straight up trash
So how bad is it anons?I am waiting for the whole season to binge watch
my limit was 40 minutes of the first episodeevery single fucking line so far has been the corniest dialogue ever fucking written holy shit who the fuck hired their 15 year old wattpad obsessed little sister to write this shit
>>216210435its okay, lots of shitty writingbut it is like eating mcdonalds aint itdoes the job but too much will make you fat and retarded
>watch campy show>cry that it's campyGreat general.
Its actually comedic how Hopper went from cynical tiny town cop to generic 80s action hero
the homoerotic pipe scene is kino foreshadowing regarding how mikes pipe will explode in wills anus
>>216210455Do you think it is worth watching the few episodes now?
Mike is the final bossEl will fight him because he refuses to kiss Will
>>216210622fuck it theres only 4 of them lolThere will probably be a small recap before the 5th one, because they know their audience is retarded
Local news: Will Byers finally accepts the fact he's super gay and now has psychic powers
>>216210911Damn Veccy, got them telekenesis jizz all up in his ass
>>216210911him using his psychic powers to pleasure mikes prostate from across state lineslong distance partner vibrators before they existedso fucken kino
the demijordinians are committing jihad against the state of indiana inshallah their plans will fail
>drunk winemom with broken bottle cuts demogorgon open and makes it bleed>soldiers with m16s and 50 cal machine guns barely do any damage and get easily slaughteredbravo duffer brothers
>>216211016Strangerverse keeps getting stranger