Stranger danger editionprev >>216207523
>>216211626My immediate thought in this world if someone was talking to an imaginary friend would be “oh it’s Vecna” but it took them 2 episodes to figure it out
Wanna see my play anon?
Christmas comes early
thank god 80's nostalgia slop will be over once and for all when this season ends
>>216211774I really thought the play spoilers anons would post were completely made up retarded bullshit but vecna going to high school with joyce and hopper is so unbelievably fucking stupid
>>216211818At some point you have to start pulling shit out of your ass to fill in that runtime
This is the only scene of the whole season that matters
>>216211774Literally irishman tier lol and this show had 400 million budget
>>216211626Whenever Holly isn't on screen the other characters should be asking. "Where's Holly?"
>>216211794We really got Finn soaking wet lying on the floor wriggling before GTA5
Holly's a child...
>one Demogorgon per kid about to be abducted>Einsten-Rosen wormholes foreshadowingG-guys?
>>216211794God Will is so fucking hot bros...
>>216211878>irishman tierNigger, that's a different actress
>>216211626can’t believe this slop took THREE FUCKING YEARS there isn’t even a russia or cali to switch things up it’s like a worse S3
>>216211794You’re posting this on /tv/ expecting people to thirst over the 2 Ashkenazis when really they’re looking at the little girl instead
Why does everyone look like they've been on meth?
>>216211918Out of 10!
>>216211794Holy fuck no wonder everyone in the show is in love with Mike
>>216211774kek I wasn't even sure that was meant to be her.
>>216211978It's literally cgi winona They also had a granny winona voicing the character which is hilarious
>i dont trust doctors who smoke or call me sweetheartLove that sass.
Maybe my standards are low but I've mostly enjoyed this season so far. The story doing something with Will is nice. He deserves to be the focal point.There are (still) too many fucking characters, though. Eleven's psychic friend is the last thing the story needed. Max should've died. Holly didn't need her own subplot.
>those “FOR ISRAAAAAEEEL” memes turned out to become real You gotta be kidding
>>216211911Dude gta5 came out 11 years ago
>>216212041I always find it funny how they de-age actors but never bother with the voice. Harrison still sounded geriatric in the opening of Indy 5
>>216212041Why would they cgi winona (it doesn't look like her) and not young will and mike who had longer scenes? Especially when they DID cgi young eleven's face in season 4?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHvaD1rkIXU
>>216211869Cute. But also Jonathan was such a loser growing up.
>>216212092Insane how they never learn their lesson after every season. They just keep introducing new characters and making them the focus while sidelining the existing ones. Have Steve or Nancy or even Jonathan had any character growth at all since season 2? What have they done differently? Instead we have to focus on Mike’s sister and some annoying fat kid.
>is the only actor still giving a shit
https://x.com/_hellshee_/status/1994052884132946075These guys are fucking hilarious
>>216212146Frank Darabont, I kneel…
>>216212180why did she look CGI in some of her scenes?
>>216212158There's so many characters and so much shit going on that Jonathan has become a non entity. Winona and him shared the best scene in season 1, and then nothing ever came close.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9w9icAy74k
>>216212182The black dude is the funniest one of the kids but he plays the most dull kid on the show
>>216212023These perverted morally corrupt niggers knew exactly what they were doing by exploiting this innocent child.
>>216212229Presumably she was on a greenscreen most of filming rather than going to the effort of finding an actual cave
Yo did they amp up the brutality this season? I thought the possessed limb snapping and that jock getting melted in half at the end of last season was as far as they'd gobut then in the military base they had that dudes whole head get pulverized when the demo jumped on him and then vecna's mortal kombat ass hand spear through the face of the crawling guy
>>216211626Vecna P Diddy
Demojordans
I will now watch your 80s slop show
>>216211648I assumed they were trying to bring someone back to life like Eddie. Or Max.>>216211869literally had to skip this part>>216211794Both of them can't act shit.
Post cute Nonis from this season
>>216212018they're on all sorts of hormones to try and fix their genetic issues and all it does is make them look even more freakish and gangly, the muttoid with the fucked teeth ended up looking the most normal which is hilarious, they would have all ended up looking much better if they simply accepted their cards instead they got looksmax obsessed and look fucking bogged
Release the vecna files
>only actual Aryan actor of the show, everyone else is a Jew>also (((coincidentally))) the only actor, who doesn't look chopped AF, she is cute AF>has the grace of a princess and a mature wisdom to her>but doesn't come across as a feminist girl-boss, she is still a girl, cries and gets emotional>by far the best outfits in the show, because they were going for an Alice in Wonderland vibe with herShe needs to be protected. AT ALL COSTS.
>the power of friendship Stephen King plagiarism75% of the ep's, horrifically boring>the evil monsters and deep state ops Stephen King plagiarismthe rest of the running time, worth watching
>>21621241510/10 post
>>216211626I WANT MORE WILL AND HIS BOYFRIEND AND BEST FRIEND MIKE
This bothered me so much. She is touching this magic aids monster and then decides to touch her "mask".
total pedo death when
>>216212393>>216212532Hank is grooming her in order to serve as a replacement for his qt3.14 mixed race high school gf, screencap this
>>216212438>"for us, will really is the heart and soul of season 5 - Duffer BrosI like this season is going to make you in particular miserable anon
>>216212532>everyone else is a Jew
>>216211626Some scenes felt like watching naruto episode.
>>216212532You had to use word "mature" to justify being a perv!
>>216212554reminde me what happened to her character in episode 4, i've already deleted the files and dabbed bleach on my naked brain.
is this town in israel? almost everyone is a jew except for based Steve
>>216212673Got knocked out by Hopper. Didn’t kill her for some reason Also still not really sure what the military is even trying to accomplish at this point or why they’re so hostile to Eleven for no reason. Or why the federal government hasn’t nuked this town already
>>216211794finn sexo
>>216212719Sees random soldiers: kills them without hesitation.Sees le bad girl boss: spares her.
Veccy grows more and more retarded every second>Why isn't he using his spy roots? He can heal with them to the point he's grootmaxing so obviously he still has control and we see hopper lying down on the roots. Why didn't he just send a shit ton of bats to ass rape his arch nemesis?>Why isn't he spying on Will? He did it before already and the connection was never fully severed. Is he stupid? Why would he not put all his assets into regaining a spy against one of his greatest enemies>Why is he even bothering taking kids one at a time? I know Holly is cute and all but was she really worth wasting a whole day to take to the groomcave? He clearly has no problem rolling up and just taking them all at the end and if world conquest is on the menu, who fucking cares about who sees you?>Glowies are powerless against his demo's, why the fuck didn't they all rush out the second the rift opened? Couldn't he just jack into another pair of roots? Does it really take a whole year to heal?>Why this goofy ass nigga stroking Will? He gay as hell frfr on god etcThe more I think about this, the worse it gets.
gib boob job from mommy joyce
>>216211794I would let them doubleteam me... but of course Noah likes dick irl, not just in the show. I wish I could have him blindfolded on a bed, pants down, unknowing of who's gonna come in, and then get on his lap and ride him and "show him what he's missing" so he understands why pussy is better.Go ahead and make your jokes. Women like me are the ones lusting after the two jewboys instead of the pedos who are lusting after the literal little girl.Captcha: KXXXX
Robin sucks
>>216212749Veccna was the worst idea ever we went from eldritch horror to le 80s psycho fag
Byler endgame confirmed
This show is so fucking kino. Why couldn’t i have been born in America in a small town and experienced my peak childhood and teenage years in the 80s
>>216212532>Cute red headThey will ship her with some nog next. Females from the Tribe hate white girls with a passion kek, just look at Max>Coma>Black boyfriend
>>216212818America would still be like this if it was trad and white
>>216212146This is exactly the kind of garbage scene from season 3 everyone hated
My gripes with this season so far:Will having powers and Vecna just leaving him to kill his demodoggies makes no senseNobody cares about 8, her being there was not a surprise too thoughVecna does not seem that mysterious or dangerousAlthough, it had a better start than S4. I just don't wanna be waiting a whole 'nother month for just 3 episodes though.
>>216212554She is going to end up being a secret good guy hero character, I'm sure
>>216212878Sorry guys i was evil because of wage gap!
>>216212874>Will having powers and Vecna just leaving him to kill his demodoggies makes no senseBecause he's literally the one giving Will the power to do it.He's tricking Will to tap into his power to control him
>>216212532>the only good looking actor>literal 13 year old when filmingSo many pdfs on this website
>>216212573You mean Henry?
>>216212902why doesn't he just take control of Will immediately.
>>216212859I still will never understand why sacrifice paradise on earth for LINE MUST GO UPLike modern world sucks so much that I don't feel hyped for it even if I was rich anymore
>>216212469>/tv/ will say this is bad writing beverage they have no sovl
>>216212935>paradise on earth >the 1980sMr Gorbachev, rebuild this wall!
>>216212554Please, tell us what else you are bothered by, anon
So what was that school hallway memory about, wouldnt Joyce and/or Steves Dad remember if they went to HS with fuckin Vecna
I appreciate the season one reference
Remember the power of friendship and love? That's old news. Apparently the power of sodomy is what really can save the world. Breaking that crust is just that beautiful and liberating.
>>216211794Byler endgame imminent
>>216212469>>216212957the Duffers probably nicked the line from Stand By Me, though.
>>216212931Because he wants him to be the spy
>>216212983Will is just a late bloomerHe needed to unlock his lesbian fetish first to become a normal man
>>216212983I wish he liked girls. If he'd liked girls who would his crush have been? Would we have had a Mike/El/Will triangle instead? Where both boys want her? Would have been more interesting than Steve/Nancy/Jonathan
There's so much to unpack here. The Duffer brothers are geniuses
>>216212983>Will..you broke so easilyAn actual line on Episode 4
>>216211626Who is the most annoying character in your opinion? Pic related.
>>216213143Her and Erica get some of the worst fucking dialogue
>>216212979Gunfire, its just goofy and pointless noise. Somehow army firing 50 guns at monster doesn't work, but Nancy firing a single round knocks it out.
>>216213143Actress suggested lesbian retardation, ruining a kino Robin x Steve forever
>>216213143She is written like a bad Borderlands character.
>>216213066I for one really enjoyed the "I like Dick" "I'm going to make it hard" jokes. they were about penises, you see!
>>216213178Robin is le funny girl, and Erica is le token pretentious black shaniqua.
Why is the military so fucking retarded this szn
>>216213143>if you give me any scenes where I am mean to someone I will say you are homophobic on twittermy theory
>>216213235it's not their fault they were given fake guns.
>/tv/ are upset by the military being retarded>/tv/ are also upset by hopper and co. Being able to pull of 30+ crawls because the military shouldve caught them
>>216212790ma'am he's a literal child that just turned 18 exactly .00001 seconds ago. I need you to have a seat over there.
>>216212749>Why isn't he spying on Will? He did it before already and the connection was never fully severed. Is he stupid? Why would he not put all his assets into regaining a spy against one of his greatest enemiesSeriously I don’t understand this. They want to blindfold the kids so Vecna can’t see where they are. Why doesn’t just use Will then to track them all? Why isn’t Will blindfolded?
>>216212859>show takes place decades after the civil rights movement
>>216212874What did Vecna even do >shows up to kill a bunch of military people >leaves
>>216212023>10 minute into nickelodeon and chill, and she gives you this lookWhat do?
>>216212749>>216213304BECAUSE THEY EXPELLED THE FUCKING MIND FLAYER IN SEASON 2 WHICH LEFT HIM WITH POWERS. SO VECNA CAN'T SEE THROUGH WILL BUT WILL CAN SEE THROUGH VECNA. IS EVERY FUCKING ANON THIS FUCKING RETARDED? WERE YOU ASKING THIS RETARDED QUESTION IN SEASONS 3 OR 4?
>>216213205>ruining a kino Robin x Steve foreverwill never forgive them for this
>>216213326someone ITT thinks he gave Will powers/triggered his latent powers to turn him into a double-agent and weapon. the only indirect evidence for this is El not being present at the portal fight, i.e. Vecna still (in theory) not being confident he can defeat her by himself even if he can now apparently go into the real world whenever he wants. .
The gaps between seasons made me forget everything and I don't want to re-watch it all
>>216213143she's pretty cute so I don't mind her being an obvious nepo baby
>>216213387in fairness the writing is so stupid there is little to be gained trying to follow the "rules" and continuity.
>>216213297This plot is just dumb and you know it. There was no reason to make military hostile, it's just to saturate episodes with filler bullshit.
Previously on Stranger Things
what's with the shape of the hole on the telescope and the hole in the cave???
>>216213387You had all of fucking November to do it and there are not even 40 episodes
All the women on this show are so mousy and delicious, I fucking love it.
>>216211626I've watched the prequel play, AMA. Only connection so far is the cave Henry is afraid of.
>>216213407Her act of being reddit atheist outside observer know it all airhead is making me furious.
>>216213345Did you not read the part where i said regaining? As in why is he actively not trying to fill back up his old host? Just grab a kid (or take will with him to the upside down), fill them up with flayer particles and shit them back out into the open to spy on the main cast.Its not even an option. Also Vecna actively spies on people without flayer particles I.E all his fucking victims so this is retarded too
>>216213460They also showed a memory of him in high school with joyce and Steve's dad. Weird that they chose him to show though, they never have shown Steve's parents even one time
>>216212041Nope it’s an actress
why military base in upside down isnt right there near tear portal thing and supply trucks need to drive to it through hell forest full of monsters? they never fought with demos or some other vecna shit there to learn their m16s cant really stop them?
>>216213460Well that and the play takes place on the same day Will disappears
>>216213235because the military is retarded in real life
>>216213428
>>216213387Just type "stranger things season 5 recap" on youtube.
>>216213428>hole in the cave???I don't know about the shape, it only shows the first time Holly takes it and then it looks like it has a regular cap; but if Henry was a scout, he might have got lost in those caves as a kid (or raped by a leader)
>>216213525the higher ups let the soldiers think the guns work. they already wrote them up as being dead.
>>216213540
Was it kino?
>>216213580He trying to copy El to have Mike
>>216213529>hopper, mike's mom & dad, bob's sister, and eddie's dad/uncle not only were the same age but were all in a play together directed by joyceFUCK OFF>Joyce MaldonadoFucking lol
>>216213568Jedi prophecy dagger vibes
>>216213387I just press play and let the show jog my memory>>216213449why does this make you mad?
>>216213386>Why doesn’t Vecna kidnap or kill Will in that moment?>Matt Duffer: You’ll see as it goes on, but he completely underestimates Will. He perceives him in the way that so many others have in his life, which is as weak, as nothing, as incapable of achieving anything great. So he completely underestimates him in that moment. Whether that’s going to happen again, you’ll have to watch Volume 2.>https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/stranger-things-5-explained-will-powers-return-of-eight-vecna-plan-1236592989/Basically you're overthinking it Henry just came to monologue then dip
>>216213459
>>216213529Wait, Karen is the wheeler mom right? I thought there was an age gap for them when Nancy talked about it. Now they are in fucking high school together?
>>216213580it was pretty gay. in every sense of the word.
I'm watching the first episode. They are really out of ideas and it is boring as fuck. The first season must have been an accident.
>>216213529>>216213614>MaldonadoThey're Mexicans? The family that consists of 2 Jews and the most English guy ever are Mexican?
>>216213657I always thought Jonathan's weird eye folds made him look like some kind of mongol or hun
>>216213580>Eleven with a decades training struggles to complete an obstacle course while running like a grandma>Will with zero training or awareness backed only by the love of Mikes dick takes down an armyYeah pretty much
I do like this season so far, but I just cannot shake this feeling that they're just creating rules as we go. I doubt this was the plan from the beggining. The lost sister now? Like just own up to the shitty episode, you wanted a spin off, nobody cared for it. Why bring her now... kind of annoying.
>>216212743She had her main character hat on.
Does vecna's performance and full body makeup remind anyone else of Jim Carrey's grinch? He's even got the same stupid belly & wide hips, and talks almost just like him
>>216213714You can tell this by how they have no clear answer whether Vecna or the mind flayer are in charge>Ok Mindflayer is the big bad in S2/3>Ok Vecna's the mindflayers general>No actually Vecna's in charge and shaped S4>No actually actually mind flayer influenced Vecna as a kid>No wait idk check back for the final episode where we decide who's wearing the pants here
>>216211626Why is /tv/ so crazy about that character?
>>216211818Ya I posted them (at the request of others) and the way they clashed/contraindicated the established plot really made me unsure if the play could be considered canon.I wouldn’t consider the play really adding/spoiling too much tho boys.
Murray posting
>>216212983So this is where Tamers went. He is writing for Netflix.
>>216213779I kinda wish I had even attempted to see the the play as an admitted superfan of the series, after reading those retarded spoilers
>>216213773Take a wild guess
Thoughts on Erica?
>>216212393AI slop.
>>216213767As this anon >>216213779 I am no more sure than you
Those madmen are actually going to do it...
>>216213813Reaching the levels of sassyness that shouldn't be possible
>this is all our fault>if we hadn't waited 2 years to release an episode she wouldn't be dead
>>216213813Needs to die painfully
>>216213767Pretty much this, the more you think the worst it gets.I think I'll be like Ted, just ignorantly enjoy the show...
>>216213506It's cgiLike the young will scenes
>>216213766I keep thinking it's Robert Englund. His cadence is near identical to Freddy
>>216213143Jeez. Did she age that horribly do to carpet munching? That mall season must have been much longer ago then I remember.
So is there a viral moment/song..also Eddie is really missing
>>216213825>actual save the world by time travel plotbased or cringe?>>216213813ruthless
who are we thinking is going to die?I think Will will die since he feels the same shit as Vecna and Vecna will eventually be killed.Jonathan has major "i will propose and then fucking die" vibes.Hopper could actually for real die this timei just dont't see them killing Mike, Dustin and Lucasand i think they know the killing Steve thing is a meme at this point and they won't do it,also Steve and Mike are in a timeskip scene for what we know of leaks
>>216212861I love holly though so its okay
>>216213885>leaksQRD pls?
>>216213885they can't possible keep doing hopper self sacrifice but actually is okay anymore, he has to die
>>216213881Cringe, unless a story was planned out with time travel from the get go, its an easy get out of jail free card
>>216213631>primary antagonist has unclear goals and doesn't consider power of opponentsgreat
>>216213784He's a zionist
>>216213813She wearing 10 years old pajamas is so weird
>>216213825
>>216213813is she in season 5? I miss her.
>>216213847Young Will was both
>>216213924She’s literally in episodes 3 and 4.
>>216213681Will is a male and Eleven is a female. That’s why it’s easier for him. Think of it like sports Source: My schizo head canon
>>216213714>>216213767It's what happens when you make a story too long, you suddenly need to pull new villains and explain why
>>216213852which is obviously intentional.
The only exciting scene was demogorgon at wheelers house. Need more shit like that. I didn’t feel a thing when Will got his power and that was the big cliff hanger.
>>216213930Why does Noah schnapp look so weird?
>>216213807I enjoyed it - fuck me they turned every moment I don’t go to plays ever but I found the special effects incredible - my buddies who are more cultured and even one who works in the industry were baffled at how they pulled some of them off.
>>216211869>kek'dYou Were Just Swinging By Yourself
>>216213960Characters having plot armor just makes it boring, both parents TANKED getting eviscerated btw
>>216213963because you have no taste in twinks
>>216213825maybe the Duffers have decided to do the "Bran is a time lord and will solve the conflict by interfering with the past" idea that fan theories proposed for Game of thrones.
>>216213825we need to go back in time and make robin not a lesbian so steve can finally smash
>big evil city destroying monster>AIIIEEEE IS THAT A CAVE?!
>>216211869I literally started crying when this came on. Im gay and know the pain that comes with accepting who you are. It was so powerful and touching.
>>216213885>who are we thinking is going to die?my interest in rewatching the show
>>216213935don't take that tone with me young man. I'm only on episode 2.
> military fighting monsters taking children into tunnels to be clearly sexually abused by an older gay manThis a damn Qanon drop?
>>216214024Hurry the fuck up bitch. I don’t have your time.
>>216211626she has a real adult voice for a child
I hate how Dustin keeps treating Steve like shit when Steve has been there for him so many times but he is still MUH EDDIE
What notable heavy metal albums came out in 87? After that Master of Puppets needle drop I'm expecting another headbanging one
Anoooon
Okay chat, what anime should I watch to continues these stranger vibes? Promise neverland? Erased? Re zero?
>>216213847wrong https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr6XtpLb/
>>216211626More Holly, she's cute.
>>216214063We’ll get whoever’s label paid Netflix the most considering the Kate Bush effect last time
>>216214084Erased for some ntr kino
>>216214051He treated him like shit last season too, little arrogant cunt
>>216214063but somehow I don't think the Duffers will include any songs from this
>>216213825>Will goes back in time>Kills Brenner>Kills Henry>Kills Eleven>ENSURES Mike is gay
>>216213847The young will scenes were obviously not cgi because the kid didn't really look like him at all, face blind autismo
>This is my daughter's room, she's quite the Kate Bush buff
>>216214084anime is soooo 2000s.
Well? What will it be?
>>216213950No shit, englund literally played his dad
>>216214051probably originally intended to be a woman
>>216214151Christ a fucking spin off?
>>21621415190s nostalgia bait
Eleven actress really needs to lose weight, that fat ass while training was painful to watch and she is obviously not fit
>>216214157cool, didn't know that. partly because I'm lucky to remember so little about the show generally, but that's interesting.
>>216213529Soo...is this a reference to Carrie or are the "authors" copying/stealing everything from others again?
>>216214151I've watched enough porn to know that the duffers are doing it every night
>>216214151What spin off? I know they're doing an animated but aren't they contracted to Paramount now? also whatever it is i can guarantee it'll be to do with the pajeet
Henry is a predator.
>>216214151don't care lol. four more eps and I'm done. didn't watch BCS won't watch this.
>>216214151they move to california and theres like like dust or something on a pizza box idk
>>216213459Especially Maxie-poo, she makes my pipi hard :3
>people say im too negative i think im just honest
>>216214178
>>216214151these dudes could have been free from this and have a blank slate to make whatever they want but chose to dive right back in, crazy
>>216213580i liked itdo people really think that he can do this because he accepted that he's gay? he accepted that he's part monster
>>216214240its called passion lil pup
>>216212653>>216212909I am not a pedophile for finding a young member of my race cute and wanting to protect her.
>>216214151These are the same kike fucks that spent 3 years saying>Oh yeah, next season is full action right from the start! You know like every other season we see the kids at school, etc.and things being normal? NOT THIS TIME! We'll pick up right from where we left season 4 at 500mph!>W-well yeah, they're at school, Steve and Robin have yet another job that allows them to be super quirky and the first episode is 55 minutes of sitting around doing nothing, but there's a demogorgon on the last 5 minutes! Remember the demogorgons? They're back!
>>216214243>do people really think that he can do this because he accepted that he's gay? You are in denial if you don't think thats a huge part of it
>>216214247passion for slop ycmtsu
why the fuck is vecna taking childrenwhere the fuck is he taking themwhere is holly and max? fake upside down?why are they making this so convoluted
if i thought season 3 was good and 4 was terrible should i bother with this?
Oh goodErica is here
>>216214247the same passion behind Jurassic World 3 or whatever number it's up to now.
>>216214303yeah and those movies are fun whats your point
>>216214222So she hasn't taken a bath in 18 months, right?
>casts a new actress for holly (who should be 10)>the new actress is older than the previous actress>literal jailbait scenesduffer brothers, what were you thinking
Im enjoying it but it has the commercial dad effect where all the men are stupid and the females are smart and brave and always make good choices.
>>216213643wew
>>216214325I hope so, I like my redheads extra organic
>>216214297>where is holly and max? fake upside down?They answered this,vecna's mind prison, Holly is jacked into the spires while Max jumped from vecna's memories to the mind prison
>>216214333>females are smart and braveYou mean the part where Joyce charges at Vecna thinking she could do something? While characters like Hopper and Will actually get shit done?
>>216214325imagine the smell
For one second I thought the Demogorgon had ripped off Holly's foot instead of her shoe and I thought this would be the High Kino season, but the Duffers are fucking pussies
>>216214297The kidnapped kids are all hooked up to the tentacle rape machine, that Will "sees" and paints They're being fed a Matrix like false reality, that Max is somehow also in.
>>216214372Still better than what the Indian will be giving out
>>216214366the mind prison IS vecna's memories. it's not a separate location.
so when are the next episodes
>>216214401>They're being fed a Matrix like false reality, that Max is somehow also in.why??
>>216214368havent got that far but joyce has always been retarded.
>>216214243>What do you think came together for him after the gay pep talk from Robin and what Mike said to him about being a sorcerer? Do you have that thought out, or was it just a feeling?>Ross Duffer: We knew we wanted him to access these powers this season. Then we began talking about why now, and why is he able to do it now. Some of it is mythology-based in terms of the hive mind’s closer than it’s ever been for him. But most of what we were talking about was how has Will changed. Throughout the seasons, he’s been a little more fearful than the others. He hasn’t been a leader. He hasn’t accepted himself in the way that some of our characters have. So I think it was really talking about if he really is able to at least start to accept himself for who he is, will that give him the kind of strength that he needs in order to access these powers? That’s really where Episode 4 — and really the arc of the first four episodes — led for him.>https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/stranger-things-5-explained-will-powers-return-of-eight-vecna-plan-1236592989/
>>216214427Christmas and finale on new year
>>216213525Why didn't the military, knowing this was a gateway to another world (HELL), inhabited by bloodthirsty monsters that couldn't be killed with firearms, erect ANY defensive structures?Why didn't they install a large metal cage with flamethrowers to prevent anyone from escaping? Why aren't there tanks and armored vehicles stationed around the perimeter, aiming for this entrance 24 hours a day?Why are there two soldiers standing next to it who AREN'T EVEN LOOKING toward the portal, from which monsters could jump out?
>>216212469Most based character
pumpin'
>>216214429so that they can talk to each other and make attempts to escape, silly. you might say "wouldn't it be more effective if Vecna just kept his prisoners unconcious" but that's why you're posting on the internet and the Duffers have tens of millions of dollars.
>>216214456They were told that they shouldn't let anyone in, but they weren't told that they shouldn't let anyone out.
>>216214429Tune in next month, I guess?>Previously on Battlestar Galactica....
>>216211626Here's that 13 year old girl I was telling you about
Predictions for these 2 upcoming scenes?
>>216214515will sees vecna coming to rape them and goes RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>216214456the military's base inside the upside down is still intact and has actual helicopters lmao. I wonder if the Duffers will even remember they put those in.
I just started watching it nowHoly fuckCGI young will looks fucking stupidAll the "kid" are like 20 years oldJust completely ignore the ending from last seasonSo this is gonna be fucking shit right?
>>216214401>>216214429He needs child souls to power his time machine >>216213825 , this plot really is ridiculous.
I just finished episode 2 and I'm not in the mood to watch more but I need to kill more time
>>216214515>when the tip goes past the pressure zone for the first time
>>216214536so he is building a time machine powered by kids to travel back in time to not be a fag in high school???
>>216214535>So this is gonna be fucking shit right?it already is. there is really no way to rescue it, it's just going to be more of the same kind of thing.
Hollybros were formed and became the most powerful /stg/ faction overnight, what a time to be alive
Does it make sense that i find the dialogue refreshingly bad? Basically the same as the other seasons but its so on the nose that it reminds me of older tv shows that didnt bury their themes in mood or mumble core.
>>216214331She actually should only be 7 and this pedo bait cunt is 14
I wish they would just end this series. But couldn't blame them if they make spin off, its a popular name and brand that can make then tons of money.
>>216214536>He needs child souls to power his time machine Oh my god, he's the fucking purple guy. Stranger things has degenerated into FNAF tier serial killer autism
>>216212255>funniestDidn't he cry raycism some years ago because the other Stranger Things kids would get more people at cons paying for their autograph and photo ops that him? He looks insufferable.
>>216214566They have been milking it far too long already but last season was OK I expected they actually had an idea how to end it on a nice ending that finishes the story and wraps up all the little retarded shit they have shoved in it.
>>216214565possibly to alter real events via his memories? essentially the same but with a different in-universe justification.
*is dealt with off screen*
>>216214536I'm down with souls of children powering a time machine.>That's HxC horror right there
What are the odds of duffer brothers butchering the ending? I mean, how bad can it possible be? I doubt it can be GOT type of bad? R-right?
>>216214593if he did, the threads here strongly suggest he was correct.
>>216214593than* him
>>216214456Why is EVERY military/official/spy so stupid on this show?
Will this shit every be released on blu ray and 4k after its done?
Eleven's outfit is so fucking goofy who the fuck chose that
I can't believe that the one location that keeps popping up is once again the center of the wall circle...
>>216213902Steve visits Dustin in college in 1991 or so
>>216214615no it won't be GoT bad, it will be uncreative and typical for the show. basically exactly like what we just got with a few extra bits like time travel that superficially change the stakes. my guess is that at some point Vecna will have fucked everyone over then all the young kids he's kidnapped will develop powers and kill him. there are 3 characters with El-like powers who can fight him so the obvious thing to do is have you think El will beat him after Will and Indian woman fail but then he wins before the final twist.
>>216214644Does Will make it out alive?
>>216214615IT will be like the buffy ending where they kill a tertiary character and end up escaping hawkins as its destroyed.
>>216214644hell yeah, the boys made it through
>>216214632They did seasons 1 and 2 for sure but I don't think they did for others, or ever will.
>>216213885>I think Will will die since he feels the same shit as Vecna and Vecna will eventually be killed.They're not killing the bullied gay jkid after months of talking about how uplifting his arc is they'd never work in Hollywood again. Also we've seen Epilogue college era Will
some leak the rest of the season plsthis part 1 part 2 bullshit needs to die
>>216214690>>216214615I'm actually surprised that they already did Vecna pwning the military so maybe the finale will be completely in the Upsidedown again. this isn't Dark, they're not going to have something cool like Hawkins getting erased from existence.
>Here's that "late 40s" guy I was telling you about
All the scenes with Demogorgans and Vecna's reveal was so lame in comparison to season 4, it felt like i was watching the Prequels with the fucking CGI battles
>>216214599LMAO
>>216214615As long as they don't scream Vecna to death, I'll be cool with whatever.
>>216213773She's funny.
>>216214575Even jealous old hags and antis love herold /tv/ completely won
>>216214681Yes, they all do except Murray and Linda Hamilton. Eleven's status is unknown
What is the upside down?Is it le future? Is it nothing? Is it a stupid mystery box with no actual answer?
>>216213773
>>216214748>As long as they don't scream Vecna to deathThat's a big ask given its probably El+Kali+Will hands reached out nosebleed team up
>>216214599there are parts of Pennsylvania that looked like that IRL for a while anyway. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia_mine_fire
>>216213773she's the cutest character to exist on a tv show in like 25 yearswhat's not to like?
>Nancy and Mike suddenly give a single fuck about their parentsLOL
i don't understand pedophiles because Robin and Nancy are so damn hot
>>216214797Detroit looks like that on a good day
can any1 link an album of all the leaks or something
>>216214805I mean Nancy cared about her mom for a few minutes. Mike didn't care about them or even Eleven this season
The girl playing Max is such a terrible actor. I never bought the moody introspection of her character in the fourth season. i just found her a drag.
>>216214790Shit nigga, you make a valid point.
>>216214810they both look like they're 35
>>216214535Idc bro I just want more Dustin, might just be the one character I genuinely like
>>216214620Yeah but this is 4chan. In Normieville they are all coddled but he chose to turn it into a popularity contest and he got assblasted by the results, so he's playing the race card.>“My very first Comic-Con, some people didn’t stand in my line because I was Black,” he added. “Some people told me, ‘Oh I didn’t want to be in your line because you were mean to Eleven.’ Even now some people don’t follow me or don’t support me because I’m Black. Sometimes overseas you feel the racism, you feel the bigotry. Sometimes it’s hard to talk about and for people to understand, but when I was younger it definitely affected me a lot.”>He also mentioned that he questioned why he was the “least favorite” and why he had “the least amount of followers” on social media despite being “on the same show as everybody from Season 1.”>“My parents had to be like, ‘It’s a sad truth, but it’s because you’re the Black child on the show… Because I was born with this beautiful chocolate skin, I’m not loved. But that’s why with my platform I want to spread positivity and love because I do not give hate back to people who give hate to me,” he said.
>>216214821An album? What the shit are you talking about?
>>216214810>NancyI mean, yeah, if you like skeletons.
>>216214784don't worry about that
>>216214784Its the emptiness before existence. Its so black its like a mirror and so when existence came into being, the upside down was a mirror which reflected it in a warped way.
>>216214325If you think about it, nothing in that realm is actually real. It's all a memory. For all we know, maybe her cells don't die or change so her skin doesn't really concoct an odor over time. Time could actually just not exist there too, considering we never see it as night.
>>216214845>Because I was born with this beautiful chocolate skinLMAO
ngl Robin is the most annoying character in this season
>>216214737As per >>216213529 he also went to high school with hopper and joyce lol
>>216212653She clearly looks mature for her age. Don't be a faggot. No one here is talking about doing anything to her. She's too young. But it's okay to admit she's hot. And I'm not even usually into young girls.
>>216214333Mike is literally making all the plans, what do you mean? Hopper is calling the shots for El and getting shit done. Steve is the entire reason that they're in the Upside Down and Dustin is the smart motherfucker who deciphered that the Wall was a circle and made them go to the lab.What do you mean all the males are stupid?
>>216214800Look at the way her smile opens and her eyebrows move. Best actress of our time.
Why is the nigger general still going after Eleven when the entire military knows about the UD and the monsters?
>>216214826gay 1920s detective meets old west whore with a heart of gold
holly will probably fully save the day at the end somehow and thankfully she's so much more likable than any of the other girls
>>216214836is there a problem here?
>>216214456Because if the military was competent, this season wouldn't happen. Militaries in fiction need to be retarded for the plots to work.
>>216214933the fact that they aren't 35, retardan old lady isn't hot because she's old, she becomes hotter than a younger girl because she is old but looks hot, like mike's momwomen in their 20s who look like they're 10+ years older than they actually are because they're vegan or anorexic or whatever aren't appealingbut what am I talking about, you're probably not white or something
>what happenned to him?
>>216211626btw looks like a fucking Bollywood show
>>216214964idk bro tune in to the very last season.Vecna's also a huge retard for not taking the corpse's with him to make another meat puppet
>>216214845systemic racism is a real thing. he's probably not wrong that racism was the real reason for many of the fans there. it's not as if Stranger Things attracts an especially smart or liberal audience, it isn't fucking Moonlight.
>>216214959>words words words wordsguys i'm totally not a nonce
>>216214964writers forgot
>>216214499Is Noah a J?
>>216214261It's not completely their fault, the goblins are aging and maturing right in front of them. They need to write around it somehow and pull timeskips out their asses.
>>216214986i meant the mind-flayer
>>216215011At least don't be such fucking niggers and have a few scenes of the military blasting shit, there's no excuse for having completely ignored it
>>216215019So did I.
>>216214993I look forward to all the hollyposting that'll happen over the next 5+ monthsyou'll probably end up killing yourself
>>216214964He's waiting for his le big bad reveal.The doofers wrote a play that makes it clear that Henry is in fact coping hard, and that MF was diddling him since he was 8.The show is already heavily referencing the play with the Carrie rip-off with Henry, and the cave where MF first diddled him.
>>216214810For me, it's Eleven
>>216213449Yes but you see I have a little thing called a life.
>>216215051I'm sure her agents have already paid for the astroturfing.
Why is El so fucking fat?
>>216215066>tfw for a brief time El had a characterization instead of being le stoic badass
>>216215104you mean unlike nancy's actresses who's been dodging getting exposed for her obvious eating disorder for like eight years?and you think she's hot, lmao
Bros I came up with a few nicknames for the main characters based on their personalities, let me know what you think>Mike "The Cuck" Wheeler>Will "The Cuck" Byers>Jim "The Cuck" Hopper>Joyce "The Cuck" Byers>Dustin "The Cuck" Henderson>Lucas "The Cuck" Sinclair>Nancy "The Cuck" Wheeler>Jonathan "The Cuck" Byers>Steve "The Cuck" Harrington>Max "The Cuck" Mayfield
>>216215051your FBI agents will be buzzed for it tooit's like a string of subplots coming together
>>216215144I'm not who you were talking to before.
Holly is sexy, to claim otherwise is to deny objective reality in service of programming peddled by (((society))) for the sple purpose of making you unhappy
Bake new
>>216215152for someone to be cucked someone else needs to be having sex. that has been confirmed to be not happening for ANY character in the show, unless you count Vecna tentacle-fucking kids.
is liking stranger things a pedophile dogwhistle?
>>216215153yeah just like all those people who got arrested for saying Millie was hot 10 years agoright?go jerk off to your aged skeletons to cope with being confronted by a true ingenue
>>216215216Yes but that's all homosexuals.
>>216215216No, I actually don't really like the show
BASED hollyheads
>>216215215Pretty obvious that Steve took Nancy's virginity, then Nancy extremely obviously got fucked by Jonathan at Murray's after he basically told them to, and Joyce and Hopper are certainly fucking (albeit on between seasons) after almost fucking in the Russian church. And Billy slayed pussy while he was around. But really, WHY DOES IT FUCKING MATTER??? Fucking watch a cw or hbo slop show if you want constant fuck references or scenes
Make a new one, niggers
>>216215218don't mind if i do
>>216215216I wasn't going to watch this season until I saw all the images of holly last nightit's like reverse rings of power where cun galadriel is actually in every episode
>>216215242I think Steve lost his virginity to Nancy
>>216215276Steve was quite clearly fucking a lot of dumb bitches before getting to Nancy who actually made him feel something
>>216215259>thumbnail>pic from 9 years ago
>>216215259>Posts a picture from 2 seasons and 6 years agoCowardStand and face the haggard reality of your crone waifu
>>216215287He totally wasn't. He was just frontin'
Am I the only one that thought Tina was black?
>>216214842Him and steve are the only characters I like.I did start liking the nigra sister though she was funny in the last season but not seen her in this yet
>>216214810>Robin and Nancy are so damn hotyes saar, much agreeany white woman is goddess to rival shiva
>>216213580The fact that he basically flexed at the end instead of going OMGWTF*faints* was lowkey hilarious
Why are they bringing back 8, why does the military have 8, where are the other gang members or whateverActually why does 8 exist in the first place
>>216214429Bex he's going to reshape themHe said so
>>216215470I'm sure this whole time the Fluffer brothers or whoever it was that created that awful backdoor pilot in season 2 has been seething for 10 years that indian eleven and her crew of punks got rejectedshe was always going to come back at some pointIt'll fucking suck if she actually becomes a character and ends up with Steve or something
>>216214899He doesn't watch the showHe just puts it on, scrolls through the catalog to shitpost, then complains about it on this general before half the runtime is over
>>216215208Cmon
>>216215609>>216215609>>216215609>>216215609
>>216215216not in season 1, when they had actual preteens starring it. now they're intentionally casting tween pedobait. so yes.
>>216215861you understand pedos would be interested in the preteens and not the "tweens" right?because tween specifically describes the time at which girls for example start having boobs but are like a year out from starting to actually date boys
