Scaredy cat editionprev >>216219214
The audacity of Finn to not get a nose job and to force millions of people to look at that thing on screen
>>216222419>obese rich kid ends up being one of the best parts of the season
i can't stop watching the holly montage in episode 3i love her
Post Holly webms
Happy Hollydays to everyone!From now til January 1st!
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>>216222436I was retarded and thought he gave her Max's tape at first.
I was sort of following until the end of the fourth episode. Who was that Indian boy? Why is the main villain Groot with jedi powers?
>>216222419How did the motherfuckers making this show didn't know the difference of NES and arcade Ghosts n' Goblins? Those graphics are literally impossible for NES.
>>216222419This fatass is legit the only joy i felt watching this season so far, everything feels like filler until the video game boss fight happens. in which every main character will survive of course
Not going to lie, the magic feels really gone. These episodes so far just weren't anywhere near as hype, fun, charming, or engaging as seasons 3 and 4. The character dynamics and quirks feel extremely forced and flanderized now (nowhere is this more apparent than between Steve and Dustin whose binkering and arguing feels completely shoehorned and phoned in rather than how organic and goofy it used to be). They simply waited/took too long and they tried way too hard to recapture lightning in a bottle with a bunch of 25 year olds pretending to still be 14.
>>216222471Did they use emulator? Kek.Why didn't they use real hardware and cartridge ?
>>216222471That was fucking ridiculous, how did they make such an obvious mistake, aren't the creators supposed to be 80s nerds?
>>216222436It's not just the hairstyle and clothes, the eyes and her smile, this girl really looks like a treasure of a bygone era.
>>216222484This show as gone on too long and took too long between seasons, and the making it up as you go every season kept making things worse.Main villain should have remained some lovecraftian monster not some fag.
Anyone else feel weirded out that the group has access to an underground tunnel that expands throughout the whole town?Where did it come from? Was it always there? Did they actually dig out those tunnels between the season time skip?
Show for fucking little girls
>>216222471he literally had an arcade cabinet in his room too and could have been playing it on that if the game had to be GnG
Just finished episode four, the first half of the season was alright I guess. When my kids ask me about this show in 20 years I'm not gonna be able to recall a goddamn thing cause it all blends together.
>>216222436>>216222457What the actual hell did they mean by making this 13 year old look and dress this way?
>>216222498The real hardware and cartridge was right there on the scene, but they used arcade footage for the TV. Part of wants to think it was deliberate because that's such a massive error.>>216222531Consolized arcade superguns weren't invented yet and he was using a NES controller on a NES console with a NES cartridge that his sister takes away.
>>216222528The russians built the tunnel network in a previous season. It's a little crazy that the military doesn't know about and use it, but they didn't just add miles of tunnels with no explaination. Come on.
memes aside, how old are the main crew supposed to be at this point?
>>216222566the show doesn't know how grenades work and the monsters are some how immune to bullets but a sword worksI gave up asking questions
>>21622257315/16. The older ones are like 20.Holly is meant to be fucking 7.
>>216222566Oh okay, guess I just forgot about the tunnel being a thing from the previous season.
>>216222528The tunnels were from season 2 when the demodogs and mindflayer tentacles were trying to burrow under the town and infect the land to be like the upside down.
>>216222543Every plot/character development feels vaguely like something that already happened in a previous season
>>216222594>Holly is meant to be fucking 7.And one of them isn't me...
>>216222601The military knew about the tunnels... but they forgot i guess
>>216222594The first season took place in 1983 and I assumed this one takes place in 1989 since Max says 1959 was 30 years ago
>>216222573Steve, Jonathan, Nancy, and Robin are supposed to be about 20. Mike, Will, Dustin, and Lucas are supposed to be 15-16.
>>216222590>demogorgon are 8 foot tall lanky men>get lit the fuck up by thousands of 5.56 rounds>nothing happens>roll in the humvees with m2 brownings>nothing happensA fucking broken wine bottle being swung by a 40-something year old woman did more than getting mag dumped by .50bmg what is this shit.
>>216222640She had the power of motherly love
>>216222604Will getting powers is different I guess but even that feels silly because he's had them for four years, why now is he suddenly able to manifest them? because he cleared his mind by accepting that he's a faggot?
>>216222516I think ultimately the show would have really benefitted from being finished within 4 years of starting. They needed to massively increase the pace of their production and filming schedule to actually keep it on track and get it all done while the cast were still teenagers.
>>216222592>I'll never be with the woman I love in a beautiful aristocratic home like this having a splendid day with her. I'll never have an adorable daughter like this.
>>216222625No this season takes place in 1987
>>216222661Okay and what happened 5 years ago around when S4 was supposed to come out
>>216222543>When my kids ask me about this show in 20 yearsTrust me, they won't.
>>216222640She had le netflix girlboss power you wouldn't get it anon, if a woman had that 50cal every monster would be dead
>>216222694So then why does Max say 1959 was thirty years ago?
If will doesn't go villain and we get some marvel avengers team up with him Eleven and the pajeeta i will die inside a little bit. I also need them to kill some of the main cast so it feels like any of this had a cost or stakes, them bitching out on max was gay.
>>216222627Not sure why they didn’t time skip. Nobody would’ve batted an eye if Vecna went into hiding and rest for a while. They probably could’ve used it as an excuse to fuck off the more useless characters like Johnathan too.
>>216222735No one is dying. They didn't even kill the Wheeler parents who are barely relevant.
>>216222735I think Will is probably going to die. Steve always gives off death flags by being everyone's favorite character so it could go either way with him. They seem pretty intent on killing off Hopper for real this time too. I doubt any others will die. But I guess we'll see.
>>216222674the masculine urge to love and protect your daughter from the evils of the world
>>216222735Unfortunately all signs point to Steve dying, his beef with Dustin over remembering his dead friend, his love triangle with Nancy, everything gets a little bow on it if he goes.
>>216222436I want to hug Holly
>>216222722Rounded up in casual conversation. Not everything has to be spergy a cold hard accurate fact.
>>216222767>daughter grows up to take uncounted cocks and grow distant from you*hits pipe*
>>216222735Pajeeta exists to just die.No main cast is going to die.
>>216222766I legit do not think they can or would kill will because he is gay and this is a netflix show, He is completely protected as far as i see it.
There are way too many subtle time travel references going on this season.... no way they'd stoop that low, right?
>>216222810>time travel>becoming a show purely about super heroes.i cannot imagine a worse fate for a show
>>216222800Are they going to make the pajeeta insanely important to own us for shitting on that episode so much...
>>216222810>>216222830>all these years for it to end up as riverdale 2.0
>>216222844They had to do something with that plot thread/character since originally that garbage episode was made as a backdoor pilot to a spinoff show that I'm pretty sure got cancelled a long time ago now.
>>216222844Insanely important? Doubt it, but I am 99% sure she'll just die to save 11 and Hopper.It'll be framed as this heroic and sad sacrifice while the audience is going "I don't know who the fuck this is.".
What’s with the plapping sounds at the end of episode 2
>>216222799I will love my daughter none the less. My door will always be open and I will always let her know I love her and I will hug her whenever she needs it. God, I wish I had a daughter
>>216222810Seems more like this is ending up as Harry Potter. Max and Will are both getting to watch Vecna's memories like Harry has to with Dumbledore and Snape to see Voldemort's life. Will and the other children are Vecna's horcruxes
>>216222810I doubt it will suddenly be rolled back to 1983 since they seem to be really adamant that the upside down is just Hawkins, but that blue energy wave in the trailer is probably the upside down being erased and all the damage being undone.
>>216222436*6th of January
I still think making the main bad just some dude instead of a monster from a different world was really lame
I can't wait for the scene when Eleven and the other heroes hold there hands out at Vecna and scream to defeat him.
>>216222923The stageplay retconned that.
>>216222934Are their noses going to bleed at the same time?Will they wipe the blood away in unison too?
>>216222674such is life
>>216222951Yes and there will be some 80s song playing as slowmo shots get cut in
>>216222735What's a pajeet doing in a show about the 1980s anyways?
>>216222997netflix
>>216223007Why the fuck are you watching it then?
>>216223020because my gf likes it and i like fucking her, i come here to complain
>>216222501Nerds are clueless retards and if you were a STEM major in college you'd know this.
Why do frag grenades produce fire and send people flying in this show?
>>216223033Spiritually feminine.
>>216222501"80's vibes" normie nerds, not the actual turboautismo types that can list the exact release dates.
>>216223046Because this is how they work in my video games you fucking nerd
>>216223063Same energy
SUCK MY FAT ONE!
>>216222391So Vecna is a pedophile who kidnaps and grooms kids by sticking his slimy tentcle down their throats. And if the kids survive, they grow up to be gay, like Will.
>>216222501I noticed multiple other goofs like this this season. Any time a character has a soda can, it's either a 2000's or modern one (except a single 80's Mountain Dew can that gets crushed by the demogorgon in one scene)
>”conflict” between Dustin and SteveDoes it even make any sense?
>vecna appears>kills anyone by either having groot powers now or violently flinging them against the wall or ground>joyce confronts him>lightly shoves her asideThat was nice of him. Would hate for any of the cast to fucking die like every other mook.
>>216223100Pretty much>full minute long scene of a pulsing phallic object shoved down Will's throat>basically every scene with Holly dressing and acting like the director's personal Lolita adaptation while human Vecna grooms her to be his housewifeThe true crime documentaries about this show's production in 10-20 years are gonna be wild. Especially funny if Netflix produces them too kek.
>military niggers using 50cals and m16s when literally all they need to kill demos is one of theseDon't they know we stopped using swords because the damage they could cause was inhumane
>>216223141I mean Winona Ryder is old and doesn’t play well in Stranger Things but I still like her so I can understand him
Sadie Sink can’t act
>>216223160Wow, this post is xenophobic. We don’t want to hurt guests from another dimension.
>>216223143>>basically every scene with Holly dressing and acting like the director's personal Lolita adaptation while human Vecna grooms her to be his housewifeher favorite book is a wrinkle in timeifykyk
>>216223171>two years older than meWhat??? I thought she was supposed to be like 14
>>216223171t. Willcuck
>>216223171her over expressing with every word was really fucking painful in the cave scene, she is trying way too hard
>>216222640Holy fuck the media literacy in these threads are astronomically low. Its because Will is connected to the hive mind and he does not want his mother to be hurt, so the demo's hesitate. That why when Venca shows up, he just tosses her aside like she is trash.>>216223100Vecna literally explained it in the final moments he was one screen talking to Will, they are broken, easily manipulated and easily reformed into what he needs them for. He learnt that by what he did to Will. Jesus fuck. Actually watch the show instead of doom scrolling.
>>216223187>a wrinkle in timeQrd on the book?
Byler endgame or we riot
>>216223212>media literacy
>>216223212rajesh is triggered
>>216223218Yep, Nancy is going to end up with Byler.
>>216223160Show runs off cartoon logic.>bullets are useless and don't hurt these creatures with bones, flesh and blood>swords? yeah they just slice through them easily like they are made of jelly
>>216223222>>216223231Yeah yeah, you all the real retards for asking simple questions the show goes to great lengths explaining it to you.
were Shitalian Americans really treated that bad in 1980s America how they present it in the show?
drinking eleven juice
>>216223212>seething so hard you can't even reply to the correct post
>>216223241This show honest to god reminds of the writers of big bang theory trying to write nerds.
>>216223212>Vecna literally explained it in the final moments he was one screen talking to Will, they are broken, easily manipulated and easily reformed into what he needs them for.And what Vecna needs is a tight innocent hole to shove his tentecle into and imprgnate with his demigorgan seed. Vecna not only made Will deep throat a tentacle, he impregnated him with the demidog in season 2. Vecna is a pedophile.
>>216223289Nothing wrong with that, chud
>>216223289Vecna got dicked down in a cave stop being a bigot
Why was Max in come for 1 year?
>>216223250I just think anyone using the term "media literacy" is a colossal faggot.
>media literacyWhat does it even mean? How is that different from book literacy from example?
>>216223298They wanted to raise the stakes the last season, but also didn't want to kill her, so they're bringing her back
age gap threesome with David Harbour
>only non-Jewish actor of the show>coincidentally also the only one, who doesn't look chopped AF>gets to dress up like Alice in wonderlandI like this cute Aryan princess. I want to protect her from the Jews.
>>216223322It means you're a leftist and you gobble up corpo slop
>>216223296So you're saying, Vecna did nothing wrong.
>>216223262Did millie piss it out upside down
>>216222432>>216222435>>216222436>>216222457so how many actual pedos are on this fucking board? many here need to die horribly.
>>216223322Twatterfags invented itThat's all you really need to know
>>216223265Ok you're right, I thought they were talking about Joyce. About this one, they have a telekinetic shield on them for projectiles like 11 does, but it does not work on melee attacks like being stabbed, just like 11. Does that satisfy?>>216223304Its not hard to watch whats being shown and listen to whats being said. The real colossal faggots are the one's asking stupid fucking questions all the time.>>216223322Its literally just paying attention and understanding whats going on. Its like reading 'to kill a mockingbird" and then asking why the black man is on trail. It literally told you why.
>>216223330Can't wait for her to run through the mind portal and wake up in her fully healed body.Blindness and the physical consequences for being in a coma for a year? Fixed magically don't worry about it.
>>216223216it's a book about a girl desperately searching for her father, written by a womanI listed some of the subtleties of this plot line yesterday, her interest in a Wrinkle in Time is one of themHer immediately acting like a housewife when left alone to wait for Henry to return is anotherThis happens right after she witnesses her parents having a fight, and previously in the series with the different actresses (twins) that played her, she was often just hanging around with her dad in the backgroundALSO, which is something I noticed from rewatching the montageWhen she's cooking, the baking timer is a rooster, or a cock, and it is obviously counting down as she waits for her dream savior to return so she can feed himshe also digs around through his crap and wears his boy scout stuff
lmao thtat climbing scene is ridiculous
>>216223362I did watch it and came to the conclusion that Will is gay because Vecna tentacle raped him.
>>216222779Proof it's 1987 and not 1989? Or are you just some sort of contrarian faggot?
>>216223392Will was a faggot before the tentacle rape. rewatch episode 1.
It's amazing this season is absolutely NOTHING like what pthe Duffers have been saying since the end of season 4>"We'll bring back season 1 groups: The party and Eleven, Hopper and Joyce, the teens, etc.">Hopper and Joyce had one scene on the 1st episode>Will is always alone or with Robin>Dustin is on his own>Nancy is with Mike>"No new characters this time">Half the scenes are about Holly, a character that literally had no lines until this season>"Season 5 is unlike the previous ones because there's no build up to things getting bad, this picks up right where we left off">Absolutely NOTHING happens on Episode 1 and there's like 40 minutes of just catching up with what everyone's been up to>Almost exactly the same episode as the season 4 opener, with some "action" on the last 5 minutes that doesn't affect any of the main characters (the demogorgon ignores Hopper)And the worst part>completely ignores the ending of season 4>Hawkins is surrounded by black clouds and thunder, it's raining UD particles, gates are opening>lol it's nothingI don't know if the Duffers are fucking retarded or if Netflix got in the way or if they changed their minds but the first episode is shockingly bad, and the rest aren't that good either. Worst season by far for me, unless the last 4 really make up for this shit, which I doubt
>who could the big bad in the secret laboratory be>jeet from S2 was so irrelevant I didn't think for a second she could be an optionThis show is the perfect example of "what could have been". Every season they build on the lore and come up with interesting plot points, and then fuck them away for some generic "epic" shit that betrays the writing. The scientists knew in the first season that fire is effective against anything from the Upside Down, so why did they just have two dicks with flamethrowers? Why didn't every soldier have one? Why didn't they have some sort of failsafe firebomb trap on the gate? This show is just the perfect example of slop writing and it pisses me off they make good atmosphere/plot like 10% of the time. >the kids all run a radio station nowAnd it's relevant for like half of the first episode and won't be used until an asspull in Episode 8 where they find out Will can amplify his powers through a radio antenna, or something. It's just fucking insulting. We got four episodes that barely expanded the plot and had almost no narrative consequence. All we learned was that Vecna is taking kids to be his minions for some reason, that the Jeet psychic is still alive, and that Will has powers now. That's literally it. Now the last four episodes will just be exposition leading up to an epic CGI battle sequence were Eleven/Will/Jeet use their epic psychic powers to do something EPIC.
>>216223403Does this satisfy your request for proof?First scene after the deepfake young Will in ep 1.
>>216223403IT'S THE FUCKING OPENING TEXT OF THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE LIKE IT IS EVERY FUCKING SEASON YOU ABSOLUTE RETARDED IDIOT
>inb4 Venca is scared of Scorpions and that is what happened in the cave and the pajeeta uses her powers to show him them to cripple him in a key moment
>>216223046Because it's the 80s and a movie anon.https://youtu.be/nqJiWbD08Yw?si=FKYdPq9dQ6XXz5qp
i hope that jewish faggot Murray will die in fire with extreme cruelty
>>216223413>"Season 5 is unlike the previous ones because there's no build up to things getting bad, this picks up right where we left off"Holy shit lmao. How do you lie so blatantly without instantly combusting into flames.
>vecna is a white male kidnapping and raping children to try and take over the worldsubtle..
We're like 40 eps in and know nothing other than the fact they retconned Venca into the story.
>>216223413Agreed on all of that. They dropped the ball hard, and it feels like everyone is really checked out on it. Season 3 and 4 both felt extremely climactic and exciting with stakes and atmosphere, and so far I've felt absolutely nothing from this season.
>>216222419I want Tina so bad. After she's 18 of course. The actress is 18, so my lust is cleared.
>>216223417Will standing on top of the radio tower from the first episode to control a bunch of monsters, i can see it now
did a /tv/ anon just call millie a jew? wtf
>>216223425>inb4 it was him being yelled at by his dad or something retarded>inb4 Robin comes out in episode eight right before the final battle>inb4 Will comes out to Mike before "dying" (he actually gets saved by Eleven, or something)>inb4 hopper "dies" for the third time>inb4 Eleven gets knocked out and the Jeet saves the day instead before dying>inb4 ending is a setup for a shitty spinoff nobody asked for
>>216222868>originally that garbage episode was made as a backdoor pilot to a spinoff show that I'm pretty sure got cancelled a long time ago now.They never admitted to it being a backdoor pilot. It was never confirmed as one. What would have even been anyway? 40 episodes of the gay X men tracking down the fucking janitors and lunchladies working at hawkins lab?
>>216223462
>>216223445Oh don't worry, they also pulled another retcon of that with the stageplay.ACKSHULLY it was the mindflayer all along, and everyone was just wrong about Vecna being the big bad. The mindflayer got him when he was like 9 and made him into the autistic murderer with telekinetic powers.
>>216223222czeched
>>216223456wtf even Sadie got BUCCED?
>>216223475they did spin-offs books and a fucking play, and with this season they directly announced plans for tv series spin-offsit's odd they'd wait that long unless they potentially felt chastened by some previous attempt
>>216223443And of course he's the most stereotypically Aryan looking guy in the world. And then the heroes are a bunch of lesbians gays Jews blacks and pajeets. They're not even fucking hiding it.
>>216222976>lip fillers on a 14 year old, who is playing a 7 year oldHonestly fucking disgusting
>I LIKE DICK GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>216223505you're not going to convince any hollyheads to drop her
>>216223374How does she shit?
>>216223421>>216223423That was 2 years ago.dwvv
i cannot look at that ultra bogged Maya DYKE bitch
>>216223504What's worse is he had a very ominous vibe and unsettling voice on his own and they have the need to replace him with scary monster man with a pitch shifted reverb voice for the millennials watching.
>>216222419How do you have a triple chin at that age? Fat fuck looks like that obese lesbian "comedian" that was ROIPED
>military knocks on everyones doors>casually asks the parents for their children>parents say sure go aheadwhy didn't vecna just do that
>>216223547I'll be honest, I'm pretty sure he has some sort of growth hormone imbalance in the actual legit way. At the end of the episode when he's walking with the soldiers he looks like a fucking high school linesman with his tree trunk legs. Dude looks like he's 1 puberty away from being a 7ft giant mass.
>>216223531She looks even older than Bobby
I'd say it's a 4/10 season so far. I wonder what the fuck was that apparently MCU tier budget used for on these 4 episodes since there's almost no action at all.
>>216223585she is
>>216222436I feel bad for this girl, she gonna get harassed by both creepy ST fans and hollywood directors.
>>216223531I'm 6 years older than her and she'd pass for my older sister.
if vecna wanted will why were all the 'gorgons trying to hunt and kill him in s1
>>216223596Hollyheads will protect her at all costs
>>216223505Those are just her lips anon. Angelina Jolie as a kid would have broken your mind
why didn't they use barbara as the cave girl?
>>216223597>>216223585daily pussy juices and cocaine really isn't good for you
>>216223596She probably already has been abused by the people who made this.
>>216223504>lesbian gays jews blacks pajeetsWhich ones are Mike, El, Hopper, Joyce, Jonathon, Nancy, Steve, Dustin, Will, and Max?
Holly hunter reporting in!
>>216223601because it's a retconthey most likely made the opening scene of this season specifically to establish that the gorgons weren't trying to kill and just wanted to drag him to vecna for mouth rapewhich is obviously not an element present in season 1 at all
>In August 2025, Ross mentioned that the first episode is the most "eventful" of the entire seriesLOL are they fucking serious with this shit
>>216223619Should have been billy, him becoming holly's protector and suplexing vecna at some point would have been kino
>>216223634>which is obviously not an element present in season 1 at allhow did he get to the upside down then?
>Joyce knew HenryWas that mentioned before?
>>216223629If they made it too brown and gay then they'd lose people. So they make it at least majority white, but slip in just enough diversity. These people are playing a thousand year long game against us, it's time to act like it.
>>216223619Because Barbara is dead
>>216223596>decide to age up holly for some reason and make her a prominent character, because it's not bloated enough already>cast someone that is almost twice the age that character is meant to be>have a bunch of dress up scenes and so onI think she already is getting the creepy hollywood director treatment.
>>216223475I think people assumed it was a backdoor pilot because they originally intended Stranger Things to be an anthology series before Season 1 came out and became more popular than they anticipated
>>216223678ok i don't remember that sorry
>>216223585not gonna liejoyce looks like she is barely 5 years older than her
>>216223671That IRL stage play apparently. It's supposedly extremely important to the shows story yet only 0.05% of the audience would have even seen it.
>>216223680please don't blame holly, her parents are at fault here.
>>216223576
It would have been cool if Max wasnt the only one in the cave, but every victim of the upside down, Billy, Eddie, Barb. A ghost squad fucking him up from the inside. Since it is stated and shown, that Vecna doesnt just kill his victems, he absorbs them.
>>216223656in season 1 it's presented more like the demogorgon tracks people to bring into the upside down to then eat them, which is what happened to barbwill was just good at hiding and had a rifle when he was attacked and got a shot off, which presumably gave him a opening to run awayHopper finds the shell casing when he investigates the shed, and it's one of the things that makes him question what actually happenedthe demogorgons behaved more like bipedal tigers with supernatural teleporting abilities or whatever more so than intelligent humanoids that "served" someone/something
>>216223690Winona just hasn't aged throughout the show.
>>216223713That'd be trash, and this season is already pretty bad as it is
>>216223713No, Billy and Eddie died normally, from being stabbed to death by sharp tentacles and teeth and shitThe cheerleader and the other people who got levitated and bent into swastikas had their souls sucked out to empower vecna and diedMax got pretzeled and her soul was sucked out, but Vecna was not able to eat it in time, which is why she is wandering around as like an astral projection or whatever
>>216223634But Will did get cocooned and tentacle raped in Season 1. Thats how Hopper found him.
>>216223671>>216223699Yeah I just found out about this. I am pissed because I was just in new york and could have seen it. I can't believe significant canon information pertinent to this season is in a fucking play. I can't decide if I want to read the spoilers or not as it may be revealed later in this season
Derek is gigabased
Just finished episode 4. Holy shit, I think it’s excellent. It’s superbly well directed and shot. There’s a few bad lines of dialogue each episode but good fucking lord it is extremely high quality across the board. Better than S1 even. I also like the tone is a much more grounded and smaller scale. The show got pretty ridiculous and over the top.
>>216223776>Patrolling thots and listens to milfsToo fucking based
OTP
think the stranger things people watched too much hentaied
>>216223778Fuck off shill. This season makes the 02x07 episode look like a masterpiece
>>216223775It's fucking wild how important it is. Saw people going >OMG IT'S THE CAVE OMG THE SPYGLASS OMG THE HIGHSCHOOL PLAYAnd I am just like, what the fuck are they talking about, what did I miss?
>>216223797cute bunny
>>216223141And why did Vecna let Will live if he went through all that trouble to actually appear after 4 years? Just to aura farm? We know he saw everything they were doing, felt will in his head, and felt they were enough of a threat to show up in person kek
they can keep holly but recast and rewrite everything and start again from season 2
>>216223809Retarded opiniom
>>216223699>>216223775Nier moment
>>216223778im throught the first half of episode 1 and don;t see it
>>216223141>>216223851He wants the core group to suffer and watch, just like he wanted El to watch instead of killing her
>>216223851Will is is favorite, and still has a use.
Nancy looks so rough on her closeups on the first episode when they're by the tower I thought my screen was fucked. Her skin is absolute shit. Maya Hawke also looks like she's 40. Noah Schnapp has a fucking 5 o'clock shadow. You niggers are always memeing about Millie, but she actually looks the youngest of the cast. It's almost jarring watching this, it's like the obese Todd scenes on El Camino or the "young" CGI'd De Niro and Pesci on The Irishman
>>216223851I still don't know why he showed up. >appears>calls will a weak gay bitch>leaves againFuck I didn't even think it was possible for him to just leave the upside down like that.
>>216222938>>216223483qrd on the stageplay spoiler-free please? How can I watch it (and is it worth watching)?>>216223376Interesting anon, do you mind linking the post? I've read a wrinkle in time but back in middle school so my memory of it is hazy.
>>216223767Will was tentacled and cocooned because Vecna needed to study him. Everyone else was just food.
>>216223141>Doesn't know the history of Henry and JoyceSomeone didnt watch the play
>>216223886Episode 1 is literally nothing but setup
>>216223652I'm still pissed dusty gets his ass kicked and they just move on from it like nothing happened for 3 more episodes.
>>216222391Once you notice the cleft lip scar on Holly you cant focus on anything else
isn't there still like 10 hours of episodes left? there's going to be a lot of filler and padding
>>216223915most of it is in that post you replied to, but this:https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/216200232/#216200557is where I mentioned it before in discussing this topic
>>216223901What use?>>216223889It made sense with El up to the end of s4. What's your evidence for the rest of the cast and 4 years later?
What year is the play set in? Are Hopper, Joyce, Bob, etc. in high school?
>>216223938incorrect, I still primarily stare at her eyes and pigtails
>too many characters that all need something to do in limited screentime>multiple instances of absolutely off-the-wall wacky unbelievable mission planning>tired formulaic use of D&D metaphors, 80s nostalgia, kate bush, walkie talkies, science teacher exposition, and probably other stuff>another iconic visual kinda trying to recapture the vibe of Joyce's Christmas light alphabet or Will's tunnel maps>contrived relationship drama>overly expository dialogue>those scenes where characters breathlessly dump information on other characters>routinely slipping and outwitting inter-dimensional horrors and the US military despite being obvious persons of interest to both>long boring holly scene after long boring holly scene>that goofy young will sequence>characters whose roles were once grounded and relatable now talk about saving the world like they are superheroes and no one seems to need jobs anymore>uncanny LGBT representation that carefully avoids engaging with how absolutely fucked and brutal it would have been to be LGBT in the 80s even among best friends>still no main character deaths>only like one measly byler moment>season 4 sets up an apocalyptic breach of the upside down into Hawkins... season 5 immediately patches it up>vecna
Never noticed before how big Mike’s nose is.
>>2162239551959 IIRC. And yes.
>>216222501they are lacrosse stars not nerds
I still don’t understand conflict between Dustin and Steve
Pedos will hang
Season 1>10/10Season 2>8/10Season 3>7/10Season 4>8/10Season 5 vol. 1>5/10
>>216224008Well they need to be angry with eachother because the script says so, then when they reconnect later it will be totally emotional bro!
>>216223908Yeah, Nancy, Jonathan, and Robin are looking haggard as fuck. But the former have always looked unhealthy with bad skin to be honest. Also, Lucas has five o'clock shadow as well and is comically taller and more muscular than before
>>216222543Seasons 1-3 were literally the same rehashed plot but with different combinations of kids/adults
>>216224008dustin didn't show up coz he was busy being beaten up... and steve is mad at that because... reasons...
>>216224009on Holly tummy
>>216223967Was fucking with what you said up until the homo shit honestly
>>216224008Dustin is getting upset of having to hold Steve's hand 24/7 on everything while still being pissed off about the death of his other friend who was more equal in knowledge. Steve is just a good solid dude so he's pissed off that dustin is being distant and gay over shit and not broing it up with him and talking it out.God zoomers are so sheltered and lonely lmfao.
>>216224058grim desu
>>216224058She has looked like she has an eating disorder from the start.
So like is Venca trying to invade earth or did they just forget that plot
>>216224058What a beautiful healthy teenager
>>216224058she looks like she is same age like JKRowlingthat;s uncannywhy zoomeroids age like shit?
>>216224058She looks squished.
>>216224058A challenge worth my skills
>>216222436holy shit she's cutewho is this? i havent started watching season 5 yet
>>216223951>What use?A ready body to inhabit would be my guess.
>>216224008Dustin showed up after getting his ass beat, and since he's now a pissy little bitch who randomly decided to start trying to big dog people despite still being the size of a 6th grader, he doesn't want to talk about itWhereas Steve is like a normal dude, who would be willing to help Dustin get back at the guys who beat his ass, or at the very least support him because Steve has gotten beaten up by everything from Russian spies to extra dimensional monsters in this show, and could sympathize But Dustin is being a little bitch, like I said, and Steve is concerned
>>216224099The 7 year old Holly Wheeler.
>>216224008It's because they had to contrive and force their bickering nonstop. The show has no reason beyond the writers wanted to flanderize their normal rapport to make the scenes as loud and obnoxious as possible and fill large chunks of time with empty dialogue where they needed to tread water on the paper thin plot.
>>216224045>>216224104literally the same post
DON'T GO INTO THE FORESTTTTTTTTTTT NOOOOOOOO
>>216224110wow children really age up fast in 80s!
>>216224099Nell Fisher
Did Dr. Owens die? He was handcuffed alone in the desertWhat happened to Argyle?What happened to the black cop that was promoted to chief and his sidekick?
>>216222976wow nice lips
The show struggles to figure out what to do with the characters already, why do they keep fucking adding more?
>>216224099They recast Mike's little sister with an older actress and gave her her own storyline, which almost entirely separate from everything else that's happeningand since by contrast to every other character is being moody or annoying, Holly's optimism and cuteness is not only needed but also the best part of the show since early season 3 Billy
>>216224113This is what zoomers think because you're only interaction is through discord and you have no actual IRL friends with real bonds.
>>216224008plot contrivance dont think about it too deeply
>>216224124>Did Dr. Owens die?Probably? Or sent off to a blacksite.>What happened to Argyle?Returned to his home planet of California I'd guess.>What happened to the black cop that was promoted to chief and his sidekick?I don't think the police exist anymore.
>>216224135Not a zoomer and you just aren't very smart if you can't see it for what it is.
>>216224151Prove it.
Holly Heroic? more like Holly on my dick !
>lol what's with the guns if you are going on a recon mission????Is Joyce dumb?
>>216224163please don't say that she is wholesome
>>216224104>he's now a pissy little bitch who randomly decided to start trying to big dog people despite still being the size of a 6th graderHe was never a coward, now he just has a death wish and doesn't give a fuck if they beat him up. It's one of the few realistic arcs this season
>>216224178I don't just want some of her holes, I want them allIf that's what you mean
she puts the hol in wholesome :-)
>>216224173They flanderized her back to season 3 levels of stupidity. Winona also comes off as too self-aware now, like she overdoes the quirkiness, she'll never top her season 1 performance anyway.
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>>216222391Holly is cute but Debbie is on another level holy shit
>>216224208They've been doing that since season 2. I don't know why so many franchises do this. Lethal Weapon did it with the sequel.
>>216224178i hope she will not get whoresome
>>216222436You losers could never score with a gigastacy like her. In fact, I'm the only man on /tv/ capable of handling all of that ass
>>216224183>doesn't give a fuckbut he clearly does the first confrontation ends just as he raises his fist to try and punch the guythe second one he does the gay little "I use poison missile on you!" or whateverHe's just trying to assert himself physically but is not willing to own up that, and feels ashamed that he overestimated his own toughnesshe's trying to act like eddie and it's embarrassing, it's not a "death wish" it's posturing realistically no one at school would give a shit if some little retard who barely cracks five feet got beat up by like 5 football guys, he'd probably become briefly popular from the sympathy he'd get from most people
>>216222901Based
shame to admit but Millie actually doesn't look that bad if you compare her to the rest of boggged squad
what're the chances all the original cast grew up to be ugly and unable to act? that's gotta be some sort of record
>>216224242>He's just trying to assert himself physically but is not willing to own up that, and feels ashamed that he overestimated his own toughnessNo, dumbass, he wants the bullies or anyone to put him out of his misery. Obviously he also wants to punch everyone even if he knows he's a boneless midget, so he starts shit every chance he gets so he can join Eddie
>>216222391Looks like i need to see the end of S4 again. I thought they killed Vecna but I'm 5min into s5e1 and he's throat fucking a kid
totally agree with everyone's criticism in these threads. the magic feels lost. the vast majority of dialogue is exposition that can be given through any random character. i think this show will finally succumb under the pressure of its weight by the end. they simply can't juggle this many characters around anymore
Anyone upped a recording of the play yet? I have a decent one if no one has yet and someone's interested, but my upload speed is trash so it'll take some time.
>>216224303>they simply can't juggle this many characters around anymorebut wait! they're introducing more!
>>216222391ABOUT DAMN TIME THEY DID SOMETHING WITH WILLIAM BYERS
>>216224294if that were true, he wouldn't snap back to being "himself" in the midst of all the technical drama
>>216224303The exposition is given because Netflix has some weird mandate where characters have to dictate what their intentions are, since most of their audience aren't actually watching the fucking shows
>>216222462Did you just start watching season 5 without watching any previous seasons?
>>216224310do it
>>216224058is there a name for this
Holly is saving our lives right now, we'd nothing if not for her
>>216224310Go for it.
>>216224358anorexia or bulimia
>>216222529A show for doing what now?
>>216224320>order from netflix: coming out and make out with mike
>>216224310Just upload it on a gofile. We have all month.
>>216224310Yeah anons have posted it multiple fucking times in this and the previous thread but it's really difficult to hear what the actors are saying, so if your quality is good then do it
>>216224293this is what we call Netflix show in India, sir
>>216224058She looks like shes addicted to chewing gum.
>>216222550She is so fucking annoying, if it were a guy everyone would call him a reddit mod.
>it's a /tv/ falls in love with another teen girl who never amounts to anything episode
>>216224418that a dyke so like half a guy and none of the woman
>>216224400It's the 4k jagweed one, is that the one already available?I'll up it regardless, I just haven't watched it myself and I might not bother if you can't hear anything.
Thoughts on Will Byers?
>>216224433That's my favorite show on /tv/I've been in many episodes
>>216224453a jew fag
>>216224433>teen girlEleven and Max were underage teen girls. Holly is straight up a preteen and the pervs on this board are whacking off to her.
>>216224470i was just memeing around i didn't bother googling her age
>>216224470Nell Fisher is an actual teenager, Millie was not when the show startedWhat an awful comparison you've made
uh oh the normies are making up lies again
Shotgun with infinite ammo was funny
>Henry didn’t kill JoyceCute
how come no one complains about de-aged will in the first ep? he looks wonky as fuck
>>216224550I complained about it here precisely 2 minutes after the episodes went live and made fun of it multiple times sinceBut primarily I've been Hollyposting.
>>216224515Whats even funnier is that this shotgun is somehow more powerful than a whole squad of military.
someone fill me inwhy did henry become vecna? and when? i seem to remember 11 created the upside down...? and henry took control of it and became vecna...? idk... but then it turns out henry was at school with joyce... or something... i'm not re-watching 4
>>216224579That car turret uses 50 cow, right?
>>216224513Yeah, he just has a tenticle pump seed into his tiny throat over and over again while choking and writhing around.
>>21622461911 blasted him off to the shadow realm, when he was all fucked up he and wandering the wasteland he learned to master it and became Vecna.
>>216224619Go watch the irl play to find out
>>216224651>tv shows now have dlcnah fuck dat shit
>>216224659kek
New thread needed.
So Henry and Joyce were good friends (and it’s possible that his Johnathan’s biological father)But what was his relationships with Hopper?
>>216222516>Main villain should have remained some lovecraftian monsterThe MF was a pathetic attempt at "le ebin cosmic horror" meme. Vecna is a much more effective villain
>>216224659Worse.>platform exclusive dlc
So did Hopper kill granny Sarah Connor or not?
>>216224619she didnt create upside down
>>216224659>>216224693Welcome to Nier world, bitches
>>216224701Nah pajeeta will do that next episode.
>>216224701He didn’t kill her and ugly spec-op. Just knocked them out
>" sister.. now we are gonna shit on all streets of Hawkins"
>he still hasn't accepted Holly Wheeler as his Lady and Savior
>henry, subject 001, killed all the other test subjects before being sent into the upside down by 11alright so why is the indian one still around
>>216224805Have you forgotten season 2 episode 8?
>>216224816yeah
>>216224783>la epic anti-Indian joke to get likes on 4chanFuck off bitch
>>216224834Calm down Rajesh, there is no likes on 4chan.
do not redeem the likes on 4chan saar! bloody bastard bitch
think i'll just wait a year and read all the headscratch answers on tvtropes
I don’t care about Will’s super powers. Bring me Derek and Holly esper duo
why is no one talking about dr kay being played by a tranny
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>>216224858Lol
>>216222391Spiritually Israeli show.
>>216223483>be duffers>be very mid writers>write a human villain in Vecna>not bad>oh my science noooooo! our heckin audiences won't take him seriously if he isn't THE villain in charge>even though our show is 80 nostalgia pandering, a decade wherein its most iconic villain, Vader, was not in charge>realise they fucked up making a HUMAN the arch villain>retcon the retconWhat a fucking mess. Vecna worked perfectly as the 5 Star General he was initially presented as before this mess of who's in charge. The whole UNRELIABLE NARRATOR cope is bullshit, s4 very earnestly and clearly presents Henry as the arch antagonist with zero ambiguity
>>216224303>has to whip out DnD figures to illustrate a basic plan that doesn't fucking require them to be used as props