Friends editionprev >>216233203
that's the wrong version of the game you fucking idiots
>>216236283Kids would kill to have graphics like this at home in the 80s.
Holly, my love
I haven't seen any of 5 yet, didn't even watch the trailers.Any of you do a rewatch of S1-4 before 5 came out? I rewatched 1 and loved it as always but I'm waffling on wasting the time watching 2 and 3 instead of just skipping to S4.I recall either S2 or S3 was boring, and the other one was actively terrible, but might be worth watching it while leaning on the 10s fast forward skip for based Steve
4K screenshot anon, do you have any of this scene?
>>216236076>billy and steve measuring dicks all day>billy incapable of going more than 5 minutes without teasing jonathan>jonathan turning into an angsty emo because he's paired with two alphas and a gigastacyTerrible fucking ideas, man
Still don't understand why they have these gay undertones for Will.End of episode 4 was kino however.
>>216236432You're right, Jonathan needed to die instead of Billy
we need a Tina in jeans AI
>>216236445No way an artfag like Dacre Montgomery would agree to be on this slop for more than 2 seasons, that'd leave no time for him to do indie movies that absolutely nobody watches
I honestly have no idea whatsoever what the villains in this show are even trying to accomplish for the past 5 seasons. This worked better in the first 3 seasons when the government was involved with the Soviets so there was always this mystery component. But now Vecna is the main bad guy and I have no clue what he's doing or why it's taking so long
>>216233271jewish shiksas...
pedos ruined this board
>>216236486He needs to kill the meddling kids because reasons.
>>216236076>>216236330(3/2)>now the team comp in s5 is as I mentioned before, with the additions of the wheeler parents to help joyce with the tard wrangling and hop2.0upsidedownboogaloo>owens brings in military and they're not under his direct command, but theyre an allied faction, so theyre actually working with El as she's acts like a weapon>season starts right where 4 left off. But at first very few monsters come through the gate because vecna (who is the mindflayer's top guy) is significantly weakened and is not ready for an invasion, instead the the first couple episodes follow them as the scramble to try and put the metal bandaid over the gate and evacuate citizens, forcing them out of hawkins but into a containment place where they can simultaneously try to limit the spread of information and save as many people as they can.>hawkins becomes a war zone as El is not able to close the gate. It's too big and wide for her to do alone>(((vol 1))) ends with the reapearance of Vecna in his:forma de groot as he slaughters the military>will and billy have to fight with the mindflayer's will to keep control of their bodies and minds and whatnot. One of them fails, one of them succeeds I WONDER WHICH IS WHICHRate my rewriteThis is all obviously sloppily written out and I didn't put THAT much thought into it. The two main goals are>keep the cast minimized while still adding reasonable cast that bring something to the table and can keep the dynamics fresh>KEEP THEM IN FUCKING HAWKINS holy shit man
>>216236486Uhh...he's like evil...and wants to make some utopia...or hell? Ahhh who cares, he's big bad, that's good enough right?
>suddenly
>>216236525the "pedos" have been on this board for 15+ years
>>216236394I rewatched s4 just before s5 came out. I think it's worth doing because it build directly off of the same villian
Going to post some of my favorite moments from S5 so far.
>>216236432>implying Billy would be the same type of dickmeasuring retard if he had gone through a mindflayHis character would develop significantly and he would not behave like the highschool faggot he was. He would probably be consumed by revenge and anger towards the mind flayer, but I dont envision a billy who survived s3 going on to be an asshole to people who saved his life
>>216236588there has never been a cuter girl
>>216236525The actress is 14. Technically it is hebephilia.
>>216236630he already wasn't a super dick anymore at the beginning of season 3, other than trying to bang a married womanit was a major scale back from him being a rage monster in season 2, it's not until after he possessed that he becomes a violent psycho again
someone make a webm of when she puts on the boy scout lanyard thing and puts her pigtails back in front of her shoulders
Jesus, are we ever gonna have a thread without pedos?
>>216236691I got you, chief.
>he peed on itWhat did she mean by this
>>216236631Shut the fuck up, all of you deserve a bullet to the brain.
WE WANT MIND FLAYER WE WANT MIND FLAYER
>>216236579I'm definitely going to rewatch S4, because that's a season I actually liked, it's 2 and 3 I'm on the fence about.
>>216236786Pee dissolves the wall. They all will join and pee together.
>>216236588>final season and they're doing stupid filler scenes like this
>>2162368043 was shlocky 80s action fun.
>>216236486He is trying to create this.
>>216236747>posting screenshots and clips from the show in the thread about the show is le badMaybe you should blame the producers if you have a problem with the show's content.
>Nancy runs out of bullets>Vecna straightens up again, a menacing, tall figure>"Heh, and now what are you going to do, little Nancy">Nancy smirks smugly>"Oh my God, is she really-" says Robin, also with a wry smirk>As Vecna begins roaring, Nancy powers up a powerful kick and slams the tip of her steel capped boot into Vecna's groin>"Oh he is gonna be sore in the morning!" shouts a sympathetic Steve, as he instinctively covers his own groin>"Ooooooh! Not again!" cries Vecna in agony as he stumbles backward, falling backwards out the window and landing face first in a pile of demodog doo>He attempts to get up only to be flattened by a falling grand piano out of nowhere.>"Talk about a bad note to end on!" says Steve, observing from the attic window>"Wow, you ain't looking so hot, Vecna. I mean you ARE literally cuz you're burning, but, like, not healthy. Y'know? It's a turn of phrase" says a newly arrived Mind Flayer>"Anyhow, cool off" Flayer says as he dowses Vecna with a blast of particles, like a fire extinguisher, leaving Vecna with a comical afro and beard>"Ha look at Bob Ross everyone!" shouts Robin, as everyone, including Flayer and a stray demodog, laugh>"Gooo away, Flayer" grumbles a fuming yet weary Vecna>"Sure thing">Mind Flayer clumsily steps on top of Vecna's body as he begins leaving>"OOH!!! ARGH!!! EEEEERK!" Vecna screeches in pain each time he's stepped on>the teens begin escaping the Upside Down>the battered Vecna shakes his clawy fist in fury, then turns to the Mind Flayer>"Goddammit, shake at them too, you idiot! Shake hard!">Mind Flayer complies with gusto
>>216236433Because he was always such a non-character so this is their way of making him “interesting”.
>>216236786
Dipshit Derek.
hollyheads stay winning
Bob survives Season 2 but Robin is killed by the Russians in Season 3, does this make things better or worse?
>>216236433The fandom kept saying Will should be gay that the poor kid actor turned gay, this is so wrong.
>>2162368042 and 3 sucked. The filler episode with Eleven meeting the Jeeta was the show's low point.
>>216236641very cool!
>>216236786My guess is implying that they know enough about the wall to know it's not actively dangerous
>>216236869where are his eyebrows?
>>216236888>to know it's not actively dangerousHopper stabbing the shit out wasn't enough of a clue?
>>216236804I liked both of them even though they were objectively weaker than the first
>>216236877>Killing off a LGBTBBQ character in 2019 aka the year of peak wokenessNever gonna happen.
Was Jonathan right? Did Steve only want to visit Nancy at the hospital to smash?
>>216236869Excuse you, cunt. It's DELIGHTFUL derek
>>216236919She's gay for Steve in this alternate telling of the story.
>>216236588Why is she using oven mits to put stuff into the oven?
Tina is what Nancy should have been.
>>216236886theres still moments in those seasons that are fun. s3 gave us maya hawke, which i still find very cute despite her age showing slowly
Derek's room is amazing.
>>216236948If the oven has been preheated you don't want to touch the insides of it with your hands.
>>216236936That would make it worse actually. Introducing Steve's love interest and kiling her off in the same season would just be cruel. Oh wait, they did that in S2 already.
>>216236869What exactly does he mean by "suck a fat one"? I don't think the dork even knows it himself.
So Nancy, Steve, Robin and Jonathan never went to college?
>>216236977>when she reads /tv/ threads
>>216236975Have literally never done that in my life and I've been cooking and baking since I was 10.
>Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There
>>216236975Why/how the fuck would your hands touch the oven racks? It's exactly like setting a plate on a table, you don't touch the table. Retard
>Jeet spinoff episode>Every second wasted on the Jonathan Nancy Steve love triangle while the writers try desperately in vain to make zero-chemistry Jonathan-Nancy believable>Conspiracy nut shit>Russian shit>Demogorgon going from carrying the entire best season to turning it into a mook killed single-handedly by regular people (this fucking sucked when Aliens did it too kill yourself)>Unrequited Love Gay Jacked Man-Boy Will>MILF Hunter Town Bully>The Vecna 'twist' to make him lamer>The Mind Flayer which jesus what a gigantic waste of timethis show's got a lot of crap in it, truth be told
>>216236998I kind of don't get the situation they're in like are the people of Hawkins effectively prisoners or can they come and go. Ted presumably still has a paying job.
So at this point we're definitely travelling through time, right? There was the wormhole scene, that 50s flashback etc. Still not sure what would be the purpose though.
>>216237014
>>216237047Henry wants to go back for some reason that's probably in the play
Byler endgame or we riot
>>216236631I can’t stop noticing her hair lip scar
>>216237047They realize that if they kill Vecna, Will is also going to die. To prevent this from happening, they travel back in time to prevent Will from getting kidnapped. This severs his connection to Vecna/the hive mind in the present, therefore saving his life.
>>216237047Any time travel would literally be the villains win in the second to last episode so they spend the finale undoing that before winning. They aren't going to erase everything back to 1983
Mike the Brave and Holly the Heroic
>never held a gun in her life>10/10 marksman on her first try
>>216237104
Season 5 leak confirmed to be real
>>216237161Mike the Lame and Holly the Hot.
>>216237181unfortunate she hit the wall and has anorexia now
I think other than the ring, the Coltrane tape had Murray giving Jonathan detailed instructions on how to properly eat Nancy's ass
Scene so good it made everyone forget genocide and /tv/ will still pretend they hated it
>>216237181Those legs awoooo
>>216237161Mike probably went from low-tier to the top of the kids in this season
Why was Mike cheesing so hard when Will unlocked his powers?
>>216236588basado>>216236801cringe
>>216237185Which episode of Milf seeker is this?
>>216237240no way youre calling mike low-tier when we have characters like will and lucas
>>216237233will looking hot wtf
Stranger Things? More like Deader Things Seriously is there anyone left from the cast who isn't phoning in during the role?
>>216237161Why did she look at him like she was trying to seduce him? This actress can't act
>>216236816Nothing with Holly is filler, faggot.
>>216237240Most of kids are boring outside of dustin
>that smirkWhat did he mean by this?
>That FREAK took down my brothers! Reminded of my 2nd tour of the sandbox!
>>216237233Based Israelwill singlehandedly redpilling all the normies into hardcore antisemetic
>>216237311Absolutely. Most of the main cast isn't very interesting or charismatic on their own.
>>216237037>MILF Hunter Town BullyThat shit was kino, take that back right now
>>216237336
Im seriously considering not watching this shit anymore especially if they’re gonna have Will kissing some dude by the end of the show. Showing that lesbo making out was enough for me, but watching actual faggots kiss repulses me. Idk, I just don’t like watching that shit and it’s going to ruin the show for me if they show it.
>>216237336>normiestwitter palestine posters aren't normies anon. They're usually fat Brazilian favela dwellers
>>216237263He was encouraging Will into using his power but it's probably a mistake since Will is basically in control by Vaggina now.
>>216237389>women lusting after a gay manLmao why are women like this?
>discussion of show becomes absolutely impossible because of pedos
>>216237389Every poll shows that zoomies hate Israel, they just happen to like Stranger Things and gay people more than Palestine too
>>216237365Neat don't watch. He has a boyfriend in the final scene played by Jacob Moran.
>>216237336They should have recasted Will back in season 2. That kid can't act at all and he's been the reason why the show is so hated right now
>>216237430Most of the Twitter faggots root for LGBTQ+ people and Palestine without knowing that Palestinians would absolutely torture and massacre gay people. They’re completely retarded. It’s the same cringe shit when you see all these faggot retards virtue signaling Muslims because they’re “oppressed” even though Muslims literally despise faggots. Lmfao.
>another elaborate planning sceneliterally any time the characters make an action it has to be coordinated ahead of time and communicated with the entire group
I thought that Predator Badlands fag director was involved on episode 3 because of that Cloverfield Lane song that played during Holly's housewife montage, and apparently he was supposed to direct the episode but had to pull out because of scheduling. I wonder how more woke he'd have made it
>>216237446>the reason why the show is so hated right nowIts not though the last episode is critically acclaimed, people on TikTok which is a far better judge of public mood than dead internet twitter love it and the boycott failed like everyone knew it would.
For me, personally, Millie is cute.
>>216237336Fucking twitter wokies are making the funniest antisemitic memes /pol/ couldn't even dream of making
>>216237443Oh god, please tell me this isn’t true.
how do you do, fellow kids?
Bad news guys They manage to rescue the kids but they wear crocs and twerk now.
Hey, bros, serious question, is Holly based?
>>216237495Haha thought I was the only one that noticed. At this point it's just repetitive and feels more convoluted than ever.
brehs...
>highest rated and most critically acclaimed episode of the show Apologize.
>>216237531S A G G YAGGY
>>216236869carrying this season hard
Undisputed Princess of /tv/
At this point only Mike and Lucas out of the core four are likeable. Dustin is a whiny bitch who fucked off with Steve all the time and Will is a whiny bitch who can't act.
>>216237495Uh, yes?
>>216237515Fraid so. The final relationship Will be WillxThis guy, LucasxMax, MikexEl's tombstone
>>216237515Yes, Bylercucks are already huffing industrial amounts of copium
>>216237573>Will is a whiny bitch that can’t I mean the highest rated episode in the entire show is because of him, but ok.
>>216237531she genuinely has the worst tattoos
I'm trying to watch this thing but I just don't care anymore.
>>216237429Where do you think you are.jpg>>216233271>>216235497
>>216237531She looks hot as fuck here. I'm convinced her haters are all of the Holly posters.
Literally the worst acting I've ever seen
>>216237562>highest rated and most critically acclaimed episode of the showNot even close
Im just so tired of faggot shit and the faggot agenda being pushed so hard in media. I mean of course it’s some faggot jew that suddenly becomes the main character of the last season, and has some gay talk with some lesbo every scene he’s in. I’m so fucking tired of this it’s not even funny.
>>216237562recency bias is a hell of a thing
>>216237626she looks old and raped
>>216237619Dear Lord
>>216236869Why keep introducing new characters. Resolve the shit you have.
>>216237649Wait till you seen the one in episode 3. literally laughed so hard when this faggot tried to act
>>216237649Can you blame him? He had to do this shit for ten years because the writers couldn't come up with anything more interesting for him to do besides cry, pant and touch his goosebumps on the neck with a worried look on his face.
>>216237660Have you considered killing yourself? It might be the only way out.
Mike, Hopper, Steve and Dustin are on the timeskip picture leaks, you can rest bros...
>>216237698So Will dies too?
>>216237698No main character is dying, the Duffers are pussies
>>216237649The Lobster is worse.
>>216236486He’s not the main villain though. If he’s so afraid of the cave that means there’s something stronger than him out there.
>Be nice...unless it's a Mormon...or a Democrat
>>216237531She does look somewhat older than she is.Yet also you're a fag if you claim you wouldn't
>>216237721>or a negro
>>216237649https://x.com/indiandoIl/status/1993900525574869480
>>216237429>1752XXshut up newfrog
>>216237722I heard she is a rimming beast. I have a very sensitive anus...
>>216237722>you're a fag if you don't want a girl who got turned out black Drake when she was 12
>>216237712Nah. He's here wearing a couples necklace.
>>2162368044 is my fave which makes the dropoff to 5 all the more surprising
>>216237751>Poojeet opinionsShe's probably just confused he didn't do a dance number
>>216237660Shut up retard
>>216237755Reminds me of Dove Cameron there.
>>216237660It's almost done. They are going back to war for depopulation. Sending millions of retards to kill each other instead of the 100 people responsible.
>>216237649almost every new scene of him is the worst scene I've ever seen it's amazing
They should've killed off Max, atleast that would mean a main character can die and there's "stakes" to the show.Should've killed off the Wheeler parents too.
>hfw anti-holly troons are dying by the dozens on the spears of her paladins
>>216237572
>>216237037Jonathan and Nancy don't get enough hate. My least favorite characters by a considerable margin. Zero chemistry and nothing to do past season 1. The newspaper intern thing was so fucking dumb. I just skip all post-S1 scenes with them on rewatches now.
>>216237806You shut up, retard. I’m tired of faggot shit ruining my favorite shows.
>>216237751Why is he smiling or saying "I wasn't supposed to see it!" like it's supposed to be funny?
>>216236486>I honestly have no idea whatsoever what the villains in this show are even trying to accomplish for the past 5 seasonsNot even the writers know. Because this shit wasn't supposed to go more than 2 seasons, that also explain why every every character save Mike are a caricature of themselves
Do we know if Jonathan and Nancy are endgame? if they are then whats the fucking point of setting up Steve and Nancy for all of season 4, the worst part is that Steve and Nancy have more in-screen chemestry together despite the fact Jonathan and Nancy have been a couple for like 10 years irl and recently got engaged.
>>216237833Didn't mind the previous scenes, but that one made me actually laugh.
>>216237580And what of the older kids (Steve, Nancy, Robin, Jonathan)?
>>216237580I have faggot fatigue.
>>216237878Literally everyone was seen around the epilogue except Eleven. Whether that means her scenes were kept more secret or she's not around is not known yet.
>>216236959Extraordinarily based post while also being a TRVTHNVKE
>>216237580>the straight white guy gets the worst outcomei believe it
>>216237889yeah it must suck for you guys woke is dead never actually happened
for some reason every chick online is down bad for Jew Schnapp
did they really cut this season in two partsi hate netflix so much
>>216237910>Mike ends up alone>Steve ends uo aloneman this is so gay
>>216237833I'm just glad we'll never see Noah Schnapp again after this. So tired of being a fan of this show but have to see his ugly face all this time
>>216237854No one cares, fuckface. Stop watching 90% of media if you want. We won.
>>216237777But why?>unnecessary and dragged out Russia prison plot>El taking forever to get her powers back>Vecna's convoluted plan and backstory in a weak attempt to retcon the whole story and connect all the strange shit happening in Hawkins
>>216237934Woke is dying ever since Trump became president. Time is running out for you faggots.
>>216237861I'm honestly willing to bet money its all a giant fakeout and Nancy choses her career or some shit over either of them.
>>216237944It's their only hit. Everything else is pure slop.
>>216237580Millie already alluded to El dying during an interview where she incorrectly worded what would be the outcome for El at the end of the season.
>>216237949You didn’t win shit, faggot. Trump is going make being gay illegal again and hunt you all down. You fucking lost.
it's a real conundrum, I didn't really care about the seasonal split before watching and I was content to wait and watch other shit in between, no big dealbut now I live in the age of Holly and the month long wait hits like a truck
>>216237240The turnbow trap sequence was fantastic desu I love the scenes where they set up a elaborate trap and it works (almost) perfectly
>>216237979>Trump is going make being gay illegal againBefore or after he finishes his ballroom?
>>216237971dey here
>>216237336>Mike was promised to me 3000 years ago
>>216237039They're under military quarantine and subject to regular medical examinations. Pretty safe to assume they're not allowed to leave the town.
>>216237971There’s so many well shot and edited scenes in this including this one. Anyone who hates this season is soulless.
>>216237240But sadly Mike is going to end up alone and miserable just like Steve
>>216237937He's their version of the I can fix her mid prison girls.
>>216237977It was always pretty much hinted at. The character is based on ET and has to go away when the stories over. There was never anyway for her to live a normal life. So its either live off the grid while everyone else goes on and lives their lives without her and or Mike, or just dies
old & busted vs. new cuteness
Bros do we really think with how low rated 008s episodes were and Indian hate that even normies express that she will be involved somehow like really dudes
>>216238011If Mike would stop hanging out with kids half his age he could get a girlfriend pretty easily.
>>216237336This is just the side of fat palestine trannies. Every normie is hyping up Will
Vecna was fucking retarded idea.He ruins the whole concept.
>>216238055Not Mike. Steve.
walmart has some new tuff stranger things merch jussayin if you wanna bag a chubby nerd gf
Did Henry recognize Joyce when he saw him?
>>216238048Don't badmouth Mama Max like that. That's the mother of my 10 kids right there.
>>216237185>desperate English woman in the East End of London being accosted by two predatory Jewish pimps, circa 1889
>>216237953Not him, but everything that happened IN hawkins carried the season hard. It was the best hawkins content outside of s1, which is basically uncompareable at this point
>>216238099she looks like she had 10 kids and they're all older than holly
>>216238115Based. She's fit to bear my 11th. Max is hawt.
>>216237937Schnapp must be so bitter they kept him in the bowlcut so long he's gained about 500,000 Instagram followers since yesterday. He could probably strangle a Palestian live on camera right now and no one would care.
i really liked Operator Hopper aesthetically. I wish we had more of that. That little shootout scene was fun
>>216237979Your fantasies will never be reality. Your time is over
>>216238066There is a very easy way to fix himMake him definitively a pawn of the mindflayer who got possessed as soon as he got sent to the upsidedown (idk what is nor do I care about dimension x)Dustins initial thought of him being the 5 star general should have been the actual route they took in s4, revealing that while henry/001 himself WAS a psychopathic evil cunt, he was still under the control of the mindflayer. Potentially the mindflayer could have telekenisis because of him and was less ordered before. Maybe make it so the demos have psychic powers because of henry's powers
>>216238168unlimited sweets and dresses for /ourgirl/
>>216238128Yea. All they had to do was appease to the yaoi fangirls boom he's so hot right now
>>216237817i thought the same thing, but dove cameron is almost all plastic
>>216238143>I HAVE PERSONALLY HANDLED 56 INFILTRATION MISSIONS!guy went from moderately competent small town cop to video game protagonist last 2 seasons
>>216238048alice was following the bunny (max) in the hole.
>>216238219There is not one aspect of the show they haven't made up as they go along. Not one.
>>216238219no shit retard cause war vets (nam) didnt talk about their service like the zogbots today so we never knew
>>216237619at least Tina is not pedobait, but an actually fully developed teenage female
>>216237201Would like this more than what we have actually been getting
>>216238219the 'nam excuse is enough for me. it's thin, but better than nothing.
>>216238304But Tina is meant to be like 13/14, she's a classmate of Erica, who is in middle school
>>216237240Agree mike sold that ending
>>216238219>>I HAVE PERSONALLY HANDLED 56 INFILTRATION MISSIONS!Did he actually say that?
>>216238263Yeah they fucking did. Veterans will make sure to let you know they're veterans both verbally and by wearing hats and shirts with their credentials on it everywhere they go.The amount of boomers walking around with Vietnam Vet hats and tags on their car is disproportionate to those with Desert Storm or Iraqi Freedom.
>>216238263
>>216237953Yes totally fair on the Russia part. Hop should have just been dead. Their refusal to kill off mains is easily what’s making everything at end game so clunky.
>>216238330i'm talking about the actress
it was cringe-kino
>>216238355>Yeah they fucking did. Veterans will make sure to let you know they're veterans both verbally and by wearing hats and shirts with their credentials on it everywhere they go.I once saw one of those veteran hats on an old guy that belonged to some east Asian/south-east Asian ethnicity the Bedford bus station in England of all places lol
>>216238398>wears trophy of American he killedKino.
What .. the .. fuck?
>>216238349Might have been 36 it was a ridiculously high number is all I remember for how dangerous it was, how often he had to sneak in military base. It was about as dumb as Murray being the worlds most obvious smuggler and turning up with a wagon of goodies 3 times in about 2 days
>>216238462no wonder holly has the good kind of daddy issues
>Lyin Ted gets backhanded through a wall>never heard from again
>>216236256I figured out the ending. Dustin spoils it when the bullies attack him.
>Rewatching S2>Like 5 or 6 fakeout 'scares' in the first two episodesWhat compelled the Duffers to see the success of S1 and immediately decide to start being hacks
Does Vecna know Will is gay?
>>216238678vecna made him gay by spitroasting him with tentacles until he came hands free multiple times
Billy would have been able to kill Vecna with his car desu but that would make too much sense so they had to get rid of him.
>people wanted Billy and Eddie to still be aliveAs if the cast wasn’t bloated enough already.
Mike becomes depressed and commits suicide after eleven dies.Will dies of AIDS during the AIDS crisis.Dustin grows up to be unemployed and homeless.Max pays the toll and gets beaten to death by Lucas.Lucas dies of a fentanyl overdose.There’s your epilogue.
>>216238766I would trade any character except Steve and Holly to get Billy back.
>>216238766What if they were alive but Will, Johnathan, Max, and Hopper were dead?
>>216238886Yes, any character except Steve and Holly, and any number of them, to resurrect Billy
What if they go for an abuser angle with Holly and Henry? Like she doesn't want to leave his side despite all the violence because only HE fucks her right
>>216238766Eddie was a fag
>>216238929What If I threw you in the woodchipper?
>>216237240There's something I don't like about this. I feel like they should be dead.
>>216238462>you have to be at least this handsome and tall to play an old cuck that gets zero respect from his entire family
>>216238929If they pull a real twisterino and Holly betrays Max for Henry and becomes an evil magical girl instead of a normal one, that might be even better
>>216238766Someone did a good rewrite on the previous thread. Anyhow, kill Jonathan for sure to shore up room for Billy and/or Eddie.
these graphics are amazing for an NES
Has Jonathan done anything important since season 1?
>>216238969Billy would never get along with freaks like Eddie or Jonathan, he respected Steve enough to fight him, he wouldn't even acknowledge Eddie, let alone giganerds like the party. Hopper can barely conceal his disgust at Mike or Will and he only does it to bang Joyce
I have so much anxiety over what could happen to Will in volume 2. I really don’t want anything bad to happen to him. I’m going to be devastated if he dies.
>>216238964
Remember that sinister ambience they had for the Upside Down in season 1? Fuck me, replay it in final season for once you hacks
>>216236427nta, but sure, knock yourself out
>>216239116He won't. Someone posted pics of the actors in the epilogue. He presumably gets a boyfriend that isn't Mike.
>>216238480>It was about as dumb as Murray being the worlds most obvious smuggler and turning up with a wagon of goodies 3 times in about 2 daysI just assumed that the military knows that there's smuggling going on and just don't prioritize catching it because it hasn't caused any major problems to their knowledge and they're deep in the heart of America.
>>216239116I was physically cringing during this sequence
>>216239149>the military doesn't care about smuggling in one of the most heavily guarded paranormal sites in the world where there are monsters and active child mind power psychos Average Stranger Things plothole defender
>>216239166It was literally the best scene in the entire show but ok.
>>216236486mystery box niggas
>>216236256008 uses her power to make vecna see cave shit
As someone who’s gay, I’m so happy about Will’s storyline. He’s such an empowering character and I’m so glad that he found that strength to accept himself and unlock his true potential.
>>216239205>what he ends up seeing
>>216239194It's completely realistic, they probably get a piece of the action too, that's how it works
>>216239132Now make it white.
What’s the point of this guy
>>216239238>unlock his true potentialDid he start taking PREP or something
>>216239133Post the pic
>>216239288>>216237443>>216237580
>>216239280No idea
>>216239280mocking incels
>>216239280>https://x.com/Jancified/status/1993970960785891360>Joyce: Oh no this task is way too dangerous for my sweet baby Will. Jonathan you go instead. Honestly one of the funniest scenes in the season
>>216236256hiya.
Epilogue has Steve driving to visit Dustin at college, so obviously Nancy ends up with Jonathan. Stancycucks lost, again
>>216239194If I'm guarding the gates, what do I care if some guy is sneaking in porno mags to his friends? I might want to take one of the mags but I don't give a shit otherwise.They don't know Murray has grenades back there and no reason to suspect he's smuggling them in. It's not like Hop is actively engaging the military or anything.
>>216239280He is a deeply unpleasant man to look at
>>216239411Pretty based seeing Dustin fight back. Also I find the redditor seethe for Jason endlessly bizarre.
So El and who else are dying?
>>216239280Outside of the hair color, Jonathan Byers looks like a drawing you'd get if you described an East Asian to someone who had only ever seen or heard of white people.
>>216239545Erica.
>>216239545I can't see Murray making it
Jonanthan and Dustin are so ugly they shouldn't be allowed to star in visual media.Dustin shouldn't be speaking either.
>>216239548KEK
>>216238219he became imba during the russian prison arc
>>216239280designated chudcel
>>216239564>dustin actor is rich>but 5'3 and deformedI wonder if the trade off is worth it.
Hopper and his whole “overprotective and tough but emotional dad” thing is fucking cringe.
>>216239583>became imbaHow do you deal with the hair loss? Personally I take finasteride and minoxidil.
>>216239611it’s stupid because it doesn’t progress it’s the same dude from s1 jusst more skilled
>>216239608He has a cute gf. Being a manlet is not that much of a prohibition as you people think
>>216239703stop trying to live vicariously through himyou mention his "cute gf" so many times, and it's definitely always you you're probably also the one guy who always praises his acting, even though he literally can't act
>>216239703>Being a manlet is not that much of a prohibition as you people thinkThat's for like 5'6-5'7 territory not 5'3
>>216239645bald is beautiful
>>216239764>not 5'3May I introduce you to the Hispanic race
>>216239561bret gelman makes my skin crawl, hope that awful character bites it soon
while watching this show i cant stop thinking about when the next pluribus episode comes out
>>216239773I thought I had gotten lucky and managed to dodge the general ortho problems, but I was sitting down the other day and my bones just kinda hurt.
The Stranger Things situation is crazy
>>216239778the hispanic race chases whitey
>>216239417I don't there is a single person who genuinely believes Steve would end up with Nancy.
>>216239904that would be worse than hell for steve
>>216239417so you're saying that steve ends up with dustin?
>>216239904Shippers are delusional. Although it manifests most acutely for gay ships>thinking that the endgame for BBC Sherlock was Sherlock and John gay for each other>thinking Will and Mike will end up togetherInsane the lot of them
>1983, gets pumped full of slime into his mouth by a psychotic rapist>1987, gayMany such cases.
But who does Holly end up with?
>>216240137Henry. She fixes his homosexuality with the power of ___.
>>216240137She marries Anon.
>>216240137Me. I'm going to adopt her.
>>216240137Derek.
>>216240260Unironically
>>216238181Isn't that more or less what the (apparently canon) theatrical play retconned the story into?
>>216241187>>216241187Here