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first for s05 is dog shit
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I know you all threads can't be Holly threads, but it doesn't have to be this bad.
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>>216325421
i wouldn't spend my time thinking about them
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>>216325422
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>>216325427
No other attractive ladies in the show aside from Chris's wife.
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>>216325422
i love skinny girls so much bros
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>>216325450
Hollywood female endgame
Why do they do this?
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>>216325422
barb returns in the finale and eats vegna
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>>216325382
My penis literally twitched when I noticed them holding hands.
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>>216325382
Now so bored I'm watching Perturbed Pedros review of Stranger Things
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>>216325528
Fuck her or get crucified like Apostle Peter, pick one.
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Did they fire the guy that made the good posters for early seasons? They've all been shit so far.
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>>216325576
Shes sitting on my face tonight
>>216325450
That's sad. ozempic is terrible and I'm always glad I'm not a celeb because my body image already sucks. jesus
>>216325382
Cute outfit, but sadie with flat hair just does nothing for me, shes weirdly nondescript with it
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>>216325678
That's not ozempic. That's good, old-fashioned anorexia.
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>>216325564
She's racist. It's only for publicity.
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>>216325499
>vegna
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>>216325576
Trick question? For me it's Big Barb
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which fujo ship is most popular in Stranger Things fandom
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>>216325782
You must be Jamaican
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>>216325499
I AM IN MY PRIME. WOULD YOU TEST YOUR STRENGTH OUT ON ME?
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>>216325450
still can be saved
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>>216325868
why are steve and eddie so high even though eddie was only in a single season
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>>216325891
They're highly based, which women like, and they have obvious power dynamics, which women (especially fujos) also like.
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>>216325868
I like how everyone online pretends Max/Lucas is this massively popular ship when no one gives a shit about them
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>>216325891
Women see whatever they want. Remember how they were convinced Sam and Dean were fucking and even badgered the actors over it?
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Uma Thurman's daughter is the worst part of this show now.
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>>216325963
Does anyone care about any of the canon ships at this point? I remember Joyce/Hopper being big and then it just died.
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>>216325986
Supernatural fangirls were crazy though. That's to be expected.
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>>216326004
I think Nancy is worse.
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>>216325868
Its weird to see Robin/Steve ship as most heterosexual pairing
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>>216325830
Hey, Derek
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>>216325868
Lucasbros how can we increase our shares in the coming fiscal years
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>>216326028
No, they were standard shippers, anon. It's not like it was a one-off. Look at HP, Twilight, etc. They are the worst part of any fandom.

Made worse by their constant m/m campaigns when they have no idea how men actually function.
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>>216326060
Honestly, Lucas and Max are only 1000 fics behind the main coupling in the show which is Mileven. If they get some well written moments and some romantic scenes in Vol 2 they could skyrocket. Max will need screentime alive for this to happen though, happy endings also don't really make for good fics because the fanbase will have nothing to speculate on, so one of them needs to die.
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>>216325868
>Eddie Munson/Reader
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>>216326077
They are all the same crazy women
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>>216326047
It was explained in a previous threat that the & means friendship, not romantic. A slash means a romance/fucking story. Probably most of the stories are just random PWP.
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>>216325963
>everyone online

You mean the people in your head?
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>>216326077
That's what happens when you cater a show to women, it turns into ship wars.
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>>216326102
Probably. I think many of think if they scream online loud enough they can convince the writers to change the story. Sadly, sometimes it works.
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>>216326039
You're not wrong but the fact that Hawk is there because of her parents, and basically forced the writers to make her shitty character gay does it for me.
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>>216326119
No I mean online fan spaces like twitter and TikTok. Lumax is the one everyone pretend to like that is this super awesome interracial ship. They then just have no one writing or doing fanart for them because really no one gives a shit
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>>216325868
>Jonathan and Nancy is highest straight
I don't know what to think about this.
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>>216326190
They're the only legal teen couple, really. No one wants to write two oldies like Hopper and Joyce fucking and the rest are too young to really do that.
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>>216326231
What's about Nancy and Steve?
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ngl i cant remember anything significant that happened in s5e2 and i watched it 2 days ago
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>>216326092
Max should have died in season 4. Her story arc was fully complete and she could do a LOT more for the story by dying to Vecna.
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>>216326259
probably because it was the shortest
But it was the episode where Henry was revealed as Mr. WhatsIt I believe
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>>216326253
Not a couple since early S1.
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>>216326259
I watched it last night, let me think. The weird tooth kid linked up with the hair kid and the weed kid, Will and a gay girl ditched Winona Rider because I think Will has the shining now and identified Nancy's brother Hollis as Vecna's next target. I think Eleven and Hopper met up in the upside down world and are supposed to fight a demon next episode.
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>>216326314
They were together until the end of season 2 where Steve told Nance to go with Jonathan. Nancy cheated on Steve mind you but she was still in a relationship w/ Steve
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>>216326231
>and the rest are too young to really do that
you really don't know fangirls
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>>216326322
lmao this shit is so bad. my god how is it so popular
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>>216326314
When did it stop shippers?
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>>216326337
Because it's the last season and like it or not, a lot of people wanna see it through becuase of nearly 10 years of storytelling coming to an end. It's probably the last TV show of its kind because not much else is being made and it was a phenomenon when it came out.
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>>216326322
>Nancy's brother Hollis
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>>216326337
Popular because of season 1. The writers have been given an incredible amount of grace all owed to that one season, I'm serious. That makes season 5 the closest thing to an event that "TV" will ever have again, probably the last one ever.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjfyhkfb5YU
Its out
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The Holly Test:
If a show doesn't have a female character wearing a dress and baking successfully it is jewish demoralization.
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>>216326334
>s4
>they're pushing for steve/nancy to get back together
>s5
>pretend it never happened
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>>216326383
I'm only watching this for Gaten and Caleb because they make these interviews enjoyable
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>>216326387
She's a pretty good baker for a 9yo.
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>>216326390
Yeah I hate that too. A lot of what they did in S4 they just undo in S5 it's kinda weird. Like the ending just being this anticlimactic thing where they cover the tectonic splits with plating and nothing else
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>>216325499
>la creatura
They are really doing time travel to get rid of 11. Holy fuck this is going to be more of a shitshow than GoT.
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>>216325891
Eddie is prolific and has a lot of free time.
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At a certain point I think shows and stories should be taken from the writers. The public deserves better.
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>>216326419
> they cover the tectonic splits with plating and nothing else
That shit was fucking dumb.
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>>216326383
The secret of getting Noah to actually interact in interviews is just to feed him apparently
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>>216325421
Lots of white women don't feel that way
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>>216326231
Text is still free from the jew's depopulation schemes.
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>>216326455
Only redhead ones
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>>216326415
Do zoomers even have ez-bake ovens?
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>>216326518
Mm my favorite
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When is the next nostalgiabait show with a preteen cast coming out? The Stranger Things cast is old and the show is ending. Welcome to Derry tried but they killed all of the good child actors in EP1 and the black writers spend the entire time on a military subplot and mocking 60s America.
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>Dustin seriously tries to blind some bullies
>Next seen walking home with just a mildly bloody nose
They were pretty forgiving all things considered
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>>216325421
gnigers
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>>216326721
>to them Eddie was a serial killer who delved into dark magic which they buy into because Satanic Panic, this was back when Christian America existed, and their fearless leader Jason was an adamant witness over their black friend dying supernaturally as they were chasing down
So to them Dustin is essentially flaunting his idolation for a Satanic serial murderer and making a mockery of the victims lol
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>>216326809
me in the back like
>why did costuming make those dungarees so tight around the ass
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>>216326809
he had to stop posting on /tv/ to watch that
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>>216326798
What do they think even happened to Jason? Just lol died in the earthquake?
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>>216326721
I was thinking the same thing. Like yeah okay, there's 4 guys. You're gonna lose your bike and get your ass beat. But Dustin fucking threw acid in their faces, all of them. Why not just run? Charge the main kid? It's not like they're going to lynch you, just slap you around. He deserved a concussion for that shit.
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>>216326836
my fat Swedish wife actually said "that 9yo is caked up, wtf?"
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>>216326847
You are a faggot bully. They deserved ACTUALLY getting acid in their face (instead of it actually not doing anything at all) for teaming up on him.
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>>216326838
Yes they show in s4 his body being incinerated when the gates open. He dies screaming in agony as he burns away into nothing
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>>216325382
Will they ever stop cucking Steve? Can't believe his whole redemption arc was ruined by a virtue signaling nepobaby dyke.
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>>216325830
I am in awe of the size of this lass
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>>216326880
Get over yourself, pussyboy. Dustin was acting like a faggot and wrote a lot of bad checks, he deserved the confrontation and should have just taken the whipping honorably and watched his tone after. Or, win the fight and do whatever he wants. Instead he tried to maim innocent children over his unrequited faggotry.
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>>216326639
She's a big guy
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>s4 tries to make it very clear Vecna is the boss behind everything all along
>18 months later
>The First Shadow stage play indicates MF is actually in control
>then a VR game out in early 2024 that makes it seem like MF is a totally separate malicious entity but got subsumed into Vecna's will
>then s5 comes out
>material hinting at the stage play like the cave Max ran into
>so hinting at the play that clearly pointed to smoke monster being the arch villain whilst the characters still always speaking about Vecna as the big bad
>oh and also Netflix clothing merch that seems to give spoilers
>which claims Vecna and MF are doing to war
>and even includes a heirarchy of monsters where Vecna is above MF
Seriously, what the FUCK is actually going on? There shouldn't be this much contradictory stuff going on behind the scenes over who the main villain is at the show's 11th hour? Wtf?
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>>216326968
>episode 7 of season 5
>"Oh thank fuck they will finally put a rest to this confusion over the villain"
>menu option appears like that multi-choice Black Mirror episode
>viewer can decide if the villain is a) Vecna b) Mind Flayer c) someTHING else...
>mfw
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>>216326884
You are fuckin retard who needs to learn to read
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>>216326928
Lol implying anyone should just "take a beating" no, he defended himself. Bullies like you deserve the rope, you'll get pocket sanded one day lol
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>>216326968
I just don't care any more lol
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>>216326809
>>216326836
>cameraman centers in on confused and baffled seated gniga in the back, using the girl buttocks as shutterstock effect
kino
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>>216326968
This is the problem with shows now. They just make shit up as they go. Is it really THAT fucking hard to write a tight narrative? Even if the ST writers had stuck with something simple like
>Beginning
Kids explore supernatural shit
>Middle
Kids clash with demons and government
>End
Kids kill the government demons
it would be a tighter narrative. This shit is just all over the place, they add on as soon as they get finding for a new season, they don't plan the ending from the beginning.
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>>216327027
sry i misunderstood :( yh they probably think he died during the "earthquake" else they would have had them accuse the mutt of killing him during the bullying scenes
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>>216326880
I'd say getting paint stripper to the face is justified for killing and beheading that snake.
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>>216327050
I'm glad you're emotional over this fictional even you fucking tranny retard but no, Dustin was in the wrong completely and only deranged school shooters disagree.
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>>216325499
I stopped watching the show after they forgot about this character. I knew then the writers were hacks. And thank god for that.
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>>216327120
>I stopped watching the show after they forgot about this character
What? Her rotting corpse took up about half of season 2.
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>>216326455
A vast majority of them do, pajeet.
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>>216326968
They changed their minds. Same with apocalyptic Hawkins at the end of S4.
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>>216327132
Season 2 aired 15 fuckin years ago
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>>216327079
I find it more baffling in that Vecna was obviously not planned at all but when inserted into season 4 he worked quite well up until the ebin twist he was behind literally everything, and not there's a bunch of shit contradicting that so you have everything fucking speculating who is in charge and the show is nearly fucking over. There is literally only one way where Vecna revealed as not the main villain only makes sense and that is if his perception of reality gets destroyed along with the perception they created for the audience at the end of s4 and that destruction of his reality is essential to the climax, i.e. he turns on MF. If the guy literally fucking dies before, during, or immediately after the reveal he was the false antagonist and MF is revealed as the main one (i.e. the status quo the audience had for literally years up until the end of s4) then this massive waste of time and retconning of retcons is the ultimate testament of Duffer hackery and inability to write.
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>>216327156
The very fact Vecna, a knowable human being, was ever considered to be the arch antagonist over the alien shadow demon is an indictment of the writing capabilities of the Duffers. The show is literally called Stranger Things ffs, so obviously you have the villain faction being ultimately animated by the whims of a monster even if the human is the most on screen and active villain. Plus they had Vecna flail around multiple times in s4 getting owned and screaming in pain/fear vs. the MF seemingly being invincible so they even failed at shilling their new villain in s4 as the biggest badass compared to what came before lol
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>>216327161
And what's worse is that this ruins rewatches. You can't watch season 1 again and look for clues and foreshadowing because at that point they have no idea what they're going to shit out for season 2, let alone season 5. I swear they just start this shit like "okay so I have this idea for a show" and they move forward with self-contained seasonal scripts. Just a weird non-serious way to handle it for a production that collectively costs billions of dollars to produce.
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>>216327079
>This is the problem with shows now. They just make shit up as they go.
that was the norm in the network era too, and Lost was the same. The Sopranos/The Wire/Breaking Bad/Game of Thrones just created a temporary era where a long series could feel as cohesive as a novel or series of novels.
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What did he mean by this?
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>>216327227
Nah there were tighter narrative shows in the past. Maybe not as tight as modern shows but if it wasn't a comedy show or deliberately episodic then most things really did work.
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>>216327217
I think the worst thing for me about 'it was Henry all aaaaaalong!' is that it ruins the highlight of the worst season: Billy being possessed in season 3. Billy being possessed and a bunch of quite literally mad pyschic/telepathic adventures is the closest you ever get as to having an insight into the MF's mind, i.e. that rage when MF through Billy finally recognises 11 as the bitch that closed the gate on him and MF speaking through Billy as Billy is weeping like a bitch because he has zero control. All of that for the merest overt insights into what this *thing* has on its mind. But s4 makes it so that it's a human man who already loves to monologue and exposite doing what he usually does but through a different guy. How is that an improvement? How is a guy called Henry recognising 11 through Billy more eerie than it being a monster from a different dimension?
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Super serious adult show guys plz understand
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Is Ted the biggest winner in Hawkins?

>Anymore chilled and he would be made of ice
>Nice house
>Good job making bank
>Loving family
>Gets to bang Mrs Wheeler every night
>Even Billy "Chad" Hargrove couldn't compete with that BTD
>Has a golf course in his backyard

Why does anyone in Hawkins try to compete? I bet he taught Steve all he knows.
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why does this look like a fetish pic?
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>>216326455
Yeah, usually the fat ones.
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>>216327382
Probably because Will looks so submissive.
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>>216327370
>No Lego eggos
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Why do they have control of a radio station? I know they send secret messages with the broadcasts, but couldn't they use walkie talkies?
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>>216327382
Do you think they fucked?
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>Purser said she’s seen “a few seasons” of the show after her exit, but hasn’t “kept up all the way.”
Barb doesn't watch the show, thinks it's a pile of shit
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>>216327436
hope so
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>>216326909
Yeah, it did bug the fuck out of me how S3 ends with the implication that Steve needs her help to get laid.
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>>216325450
HOLY shit!

that's sad...
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Are they going to end the show with fake Eleven death with some hints in the epilogue about her being alive?
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>>216327498
I'm sort of vaguely amazed that when she was cute during s1-s2 she fell for the Jonathan actor. The guy looks awful, always has
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>Vecnas introduced he's the big bad boss being run by the mind flayer
>https://x.com/sorcererzheart/status/1995928111733772738
Noah removed any doubt due to hot sauce pain
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>>216327096
Fuck you for thinking someone shouldn't defend themselves because they got ganged up on by 3 retards who think demons are real lol
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>>216327158
And that was the end of her fucking story, what more do you want? Her to get revived with eddie and Billy like retards are guessing in this thread?
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>>216327522
>big bad boss
>run by something else
so not the big bad boss
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>>216327154
no, they dont
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>>216326809
It is the greeting handshake from the Parent Trap they are recreating.
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>>216327096
>Dustin was in the wrong completely

He wasn't really though

>Bullies are mad at Dustin for being friends with Eddie
>Dustin is mad because Eddie died saving Hawkins and everyone hates him
>Dustin wears a Hellfire Club t-shirt
>Bullies get mad about it and try to intimidate him
>He doesn't give a shit
>They rip his t-shirt
>To get back at them he puts a snake in the bully's locker
>Bully literally pisses himself in straight fear over the most harmless snake imaginable
>Beheads the snake and uses its blood to mock Eddie
>At this point the bullies had the last word
>They turn up anyway to further taunt Dustin
>Dustin throws paint stripper in his face
>Takes like four of them to bloody Dustin's nose

Embarrassing showing by team bully.
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>>216325450
WTFFFFFFFFFFF IS THAT?
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>>216327555
he's trying to rush off the entire plot of ST in under 60sec while in pain so its likely Vecnas introduced as the big bad boss but he's being run by the MF
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>>216327522
Like I keep writing, this bs back and forth over who the main villain is is only coherent if Vecna having his perception of reality destroyed is important, i.e. he helps them defeat MF. If the guy dies immediately before, during, or immediately after the reveal he's been a puppet all along and that is literally it for good old Henry, then what the hell was the point? There wouldn't be one, the Brothers Duff simply would have gotten cold feet over their dumb twist in s4
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>>216325830
>OI WAIS GAIPED‘EEN ME PRIME OI WAIS
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>Lots of white women don't feel that way
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>>216326518
Wrong. Gingers are incredibly based.
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There are some bad haircuts this season.
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>>216327572
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What's the point of love triangle? It could make sense if break up helped Steve to improve himself but he became a decent guy before break up (fuck, he always was a decent guy). And then they needed to make Jonathan a non-character in Season 4 to bring the triangle back
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>>216327735
why do you have multiple videos of children on your pc?
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The worst thing so far this season was also the worst aspect of last season where the military guys are the dumbest mother fuckers alive. Them being evil would even be an improvement since then we can explain all their stupidity away, but no, they really just are the dumbest fuckers alive.

I don't even mean things I've seen people complain about like not being able to over power some kids holding a door shut, I mean every plan/goal of the military the last two seasons only function if everyone involved are the dumbest people alive. Them being controlled would even be an improvement ever "oh shit the girl we've been hunting the last couple years is behind that billboard!!!! Unload all your rounds into it!!!!!!"
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>>216327767
Steve broke Jonathan's lens. That was not cool. He should have been proud that someone was taking pics of his girl because it meant Jonathan found her hot.
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>The monster stops to do a dramatic roar every time before it attacks
>It will do this multiple times in the same scene
Its all so tiresome.
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>>216327733
I'd say only actually bad one is Lucas everyone else is an improvement, well maybe Robin is worse too not sure why she's wearing straw.
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>>216327806
He also should be proud that such a deent man kicked his ass
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>>216327824
I wish that one with the freckles had got his ass beat.
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I think Robin partied a little too hard senior year.
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>>216327786
To prove a point.
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>>216327898
This is how 19yo looked like in 80s
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>>216327923
what point? that you are a pedofile?
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People did look ragged in the 80s. All the men looked like women and all the women looked very mannish.
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>>216327919
He looks awful in every season though. Convinced he ran over the makeup women's dog in 2016.
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>>216327798
Lol true, but the goodies are dumb too
>military build a base balls deep into the evil dimension
>nearly fuck all fire/heat weapons to combat monsters they know are vulnerable to such things
but their opposition however...
>enter the Upside Down through very risky infiltration missions whenever the military want to import equipment which puts Hopper always at risk of never coming home
>as opposed to find a secluded spot in the woods from where the military plated over the rift and having 11 rip a single sheet off for Hopper to go in and out as he pleases
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>Steve whines and fights with someone again
>The Demogorgon is invincible and unstoppable until it just roars and does nothing again
>Jonathan does nothing in a scene again
>Mike does nothing in a scene again
>Robin pukes out some mandatory-skip autistic dialogue again
>Joyce does her stupid fucking boggle eyes at the camera because Winona Ryder has no material again
>David Harbour acts like he's picturing strangling his agent for making him be here again
>(You) rolling your eyes as two characters slowly approach one another for the eighteenth heart-to-heart scene again
>Nancy girlbosses again
>Characters explain and dumb down analogies to each other when the analogy would be clearly understood by these characters at this point again
>The show wastes screen time it doesn't have on 80's nostalgia bait the show has long outgrown again
>The show wastes screen time it doesn't have on pointless subplots like the love triangle, the dyke plot, and the gay plot again
>The show introduces new characters that will then require a scene of an established character explaining the cliff notes of S1-5 to a disbelieving [new character] again
>A military character acts cartoonishly evil and stupid again
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>>216328012
Where does that portal come out though?
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>>216325382
They are made for each other. White "males" don't deserve her
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>>216328056
SOVL
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When's next episode? We need more Holly webms.
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>>216328074
Literally same sport but spooky evil version. So if 11 rips up a plate in a spot in the woods and Hopper jumps through the now exposed rift, he winds up in the same spot in the woods but on the Upside Down side
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>>216328106
Can I get a race check of this poster?
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>>216327966
>People did look ragged in the 80s.
Anon stop.
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>>216328233
She saw some shit in Holywood
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>>216327688
kek I had forgotten about this, that "wow thanks nigger" expression always gets me
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>>216328201
So why didn't we see them when people were running around in the woods in the Upside Down?
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>Nancy and Jonathan date irl to
>even their stunt duo are dating
>still have chemistry of a stillborn baby
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>>216328279
I'm don't fully get your question, friend
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>>216327523
>3 retards who think demons are real
Demons being real is the ENTIRE premise of this dumbass show
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>>216328359
Yeah but not those demons lol
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>>216328359
>did they look like demons to you?
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>>216328337
The portals that are in the ground in Hawkins. If they come out in the ground in the Upside Down, where are they? Why didn't we see them, on the ground, in the Upside Down?
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This season is kinda lame desu. They wanted to give Will more to do, but his actor is really bad. Finn giving these dumbass speeches about D&D is so cringeworthy. Big-ass exposition dumps every episode. Milking the Kate Bush phenomenon every time Sadie Sink is on screen. New villains haven’t captured the magic of the first two season at all.
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>>216328445
they don’t look dorky enough for dnd anymore
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>>216328445
>"Magic"
>Season 2
mindflayer cocksuckers are so annoying
s2 sucked and the mindflayer was never cool
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>>216328074
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>Stranger Things 5 is the #1 SHOW IN THE WORLD
>With 59.6 million views, it also boasts the biggest premiere week ever for an English language show in the history of Netflix.

Told some guy last thread they wouldn't announce viewership until it broke a made up record
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>>216325382

Are they doing that thing MBB tried to do with whatever Mike actor is called? I seem to vaguely remember he didn´t like to hold hands and desperately tried to break himself loose. I also kind of remember that pissing her off...

Point is, are they doing that or are they actually a thing IRL? The way he looks at her seems sincere enough...
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>>216328369
Remember last season during the torture scene the dude was like "c'mon, do you really think this psychic teenager is trying to save us from "demons from another dimension""?

Hope he's dead from that exploding flamethrower, but I bet his last thoughts are about how 11 was totally in cahoots with that demon guy and he was justified in all the shit he did.
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Holly will open a door to dimension X
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>>216328477
Flayer was the last time the show felt like sci-fi horror instead of lame fantasy adventure
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>>216328504
Most popular show has 15m viewers. Doesn't seem like very many.
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>>216328505
I'm saying.
I don't know though, maybe they are maybe they aren't. Caleb said that if he were ever in a relationship that the public would never find out so who knows.
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>>216328504
>views
Thats funny, I thought they only counted minutes watched.
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>>216328634
>15m viewers
What? 59.6m
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>>216328672
He's saying that there are 60 million views for all four episode meaning that there is probably around 15 million people watching as 15 million viewers an episode x 4 episodes is 60m
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How many more Coming Out of the Closet "its ok to be gay" speeches do you think Robin will make before everything wraps up? It seems to be her only purpose in the show now.
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>>216328504
Millie Brown is legitimately ugly. Her face gives downie vibes.
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>>216328759
Depends where they go with Mike
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>>216325450
What the fuck, anorexia speedrun.
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>>216328714
Oh. Don't know if they go that in depth they usually just go by how many people sit through the first 5 minutes of episode 1 or something
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>>216328759
she looks so old and haggerd it’s really off putting
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>>216328785
very cute in her prime though
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>>216328843
>prime
She was ugly by the time she hit 18
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>>216328628
the last time the show felt like sci-fi horror was season 4 up until they revealed that vecna was just some sperg
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>>216327522
Apparently Will also built those tunnels in season 2 which is why Vecna called him "my builder". Yeah no way in hell was that planned out back then Will goes nowhere near that farmland.
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>>216325450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6oiJwTMofg
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>>216328785
really?
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>>216327161
it's a lot easier than that to justify Vecna not being in full control. You just tie into it that he was drawn in by the Mind Flayer and became brainwashed by it's influence. The stuff that they went 'oh it was Vecna from the beginning' is still just him following the MFs orders.
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>>216328504
Do they count me watching the first 5 mins and switching it off as a full view?
I just have no interest anymore, I just watched it out of obligation but I think I'm not gonna waste my time. It doesn't help every episode is 1h10m.
Last season was the perfect place to end it so in my head that's where it finished, like Dexter in S4
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Honestly I'm ready for this crap to be wrapped up. All the cast has overstayed their welcome. Should have rotated them all out at the start of season 3.

Bet we won't get a based Steve spin off either. "Robins lesbian adventures in the upside down" will be greenlit
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>>216325401
cartman has been the only good bit so far
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>>216325401
>>216328935
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>>216328894
how the fuck does a millionaire movie star have acne. nigga i cured my acne with retin a micro back in the day. what the fuck
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Honestly I never got the appeal of hebe Millie. I always thought she was very unappealing. But now she's an adult I think she's pretty hot. Holly is a way better hebe; extremely cute and funny.
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>>216325450
She can be fixed within a month of excessive eating
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>>216325499
is this real? from the thumbnail I genuinely thought this was an edit
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>>216325450
Poor girl is sick, I hope someone is helping her.
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>>216328959
Some people get really unlucky and even with retin/tretinoin or roaccutane/isotretinoin it just makes the acne go down instead of getting rid of it. Some people get double unlucky and can't use them because of bad allergic reactions. I had an allergic reaction to roaccutane when I took it for a month as a teenager, and it gave me such bad muscle pain that I couldn't walk unassisted for 3 months after I stopped taking it.
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>>216325421
>truly an insult to the cosmos
I fucking love science!
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>>216325382
Pretty fucked up that they forced her to kiss him as her first kiss in real life, and she didn't want to. They didn't even have chemistry.
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>>216325528

it's simple, we, uh, eat the vecna
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>>216325499
She's one of the only characters that truly looked like she was out of the 80s. The attempt at making the characters look like someone out of the 80s is pretty halfassed overall.
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>>216329120
It's not really fucked up considering it was part of the role from the beginning. If anyone 'made her' then it was her parents.
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>>216328944
Why did they torture young chungus?

The next time you see him, still tied up, his hands are no longer purple, so it wasn't some OCD attention to detail make-up.

I went back and looked again, and the dad is turning blue too, they made the whole family sit there tied up like that for a long time. Sadistic.
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>>216325499
>look up actress
>instagram page has she/they pronouns
Pronouns seemed 99% guaranteed but I'm also not surprised she's a they lmao.
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>>216328988
holly really is peak but prime millie was underrated
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Is the scene where El tries to use her powers against that girl in california still the cringiest scene in the series?
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>>216325499
>>216325528
Danny Elfman
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>>216325382
A white slut and a well dressed black guy.
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>>216325382
those abs are insane
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>>216325528
Danny Elman

>>216325450
Jack Skellington
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>>216329217
t. little hat wearer
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>>216329473
cœmgenus?
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>>216329473
Sorry, the only way she'd be your "wife" is if you were a tall vegan skinny and bossy girl with a side shave
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>>216325868
What's with these yt ass names?>>216326093
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>>216325896
damn a beard makes a huge difference. I don't get why more older actors don't grow nicely trimmed beards, it makes them look younger and healthier.
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>gets raped by his uncle in a cave
>becomes gay
>now mindrapes kids into becoming homosexuals
This show is problematic.
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>>216328789
She's done giving speeches.
>Where they go with Mike
It's going to be a wound cleaning scene.
Will is going to lose one of his eyes. Vecna Groot yeets it right out of Wills skull. It's pretty cool.
Mike will not be able to cope. Mike will crash out. Lots of screaming. Will is going to try and comfort Mike. I'm OK, Mike, It'll be OK, Mike. This is the moment that, Mike, will scream out that he cannot lose Will. He will tearfully sob, I Love You, Will. I always have. They will have a passionate and bloody kiss. It's super hot. The Power Of Gay Love, saves the day and breaks Vecnas curse on Will.
Will, El and Kali, all stand up, arms outstretched, fingers spread wide and scream at Vecna until he dies. This frees the children from the Time Masheen. They run away, while the Upside Down crumbles and explodes around them, escaping just in time as the final gate collapses.
The End
>Screenshot this
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>>216329333
>trips of truth
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Vecna has the same birthday as Will. Which the Duffers managed to forget about in s4 and a whole conspiracy built up around it.
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>>216328118
>nger nger
>ngs ngs
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>>216329597
You aren’t black, Sandjob.
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>>216329531
Realistic reflection of how faggots are made
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>>216327946
>>216328233
80s? Wasn't the first season set in 1983 or 1984? Season 5 should be set in the mid 90s then.
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>>216329095
>I fucking love science!
Good morning 7th grade science class! Can anyone tell me how wormholes work?
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>>216328504
>views
That isn't shit. I've seen youtube videos with bigger viewership pools
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>>216329654
Their original intention was to do a twist like Meet the Robinson's where Vecna is actually Will from the future in a timeline where the Upside Down makes him into its overlord monster
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>>216328504
Love how they had to specify English because it still couldn't beat Squid Games.
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>>216329809
The draft notes for who the fuck the Big Bad of this series is must be longer than War and Peace its changed so often
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>>216325382
Who is that Nigerian prince?
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>>216329858
he's not damson idris
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Were interracial relationships common in the US in the 1980s?
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>>216325382
Why is he dressed like the hand to the king?
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The D&D theming was cute when it was little kids, but now that it’s grizzled 29 year olds pretending to be teenagers talking about Vecna and sorcerers it’s kinda just silly
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>>216329781
Silence, Rimjob.
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>>216328879
Is that because she couldn't possibly hot before 18 and therefore had never been hot, or because she stopped being hot when she turned 18
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>>216329217
Kinda bullshit since you could have had them just do some kiddy gesture like locking eyes and fist bumping or even just high fiving
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>>216326093
Imagine you're reading a story and suddenly there's a cock up your ass
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>>216330269
If you could package that up and sell it you'd be a quintillionaire overnight
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>>216328504
>until it broke a made up record
Guess what, Sherlock, that viewership number is also made up
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>>216328504
>60 mil views
How can this be significant in a world where people regularly get more views for less?
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>>216330285
You wanna partner up? Come to my place and we'll discuss business, I can cook us a nice chicken and I got a 1973 Château Blanc. We don't even have to fuck! Unless... you want to.
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>>216330298
Nah they don't have to make that up Netflix is the most popular streaming app in the world all they need is about say 1/4 of their account holders in bum fuck Asia, Africa and South America where local production values are shit to log in go "oh new Stranger Things is out" watch 10 minutes before they decide if its shit and turn it off and you get that many. I don't know why you retards go to such conspiracy theory lengths when its obvious theres easier explanations.
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>>216325896
terrible tailoring
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i barely got through s05e01 and it was utter dogshit
should i just call it and skip the rest of the season?
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>>216325382
Nothing like seeing a proud woman displaying HER chad. And look at his shoulder, yeah, he's not going anywhere until Sadie makes sure everyone there sees the chad she landed herself just with the magic of her pussy
>I have the biggest alpha in the room, I rule this place
She thinks to herself
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>>216330298
>no! theres no way that a show i don't like is popular! i say whats popular or not! there has to be some conspiracy explanation why something i dont like is popular!
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>>216330491
Just watch episode 4 if you don't like that give up. Only reason to watch first 3 is if you're a pedo with a thing for blonde 13 year olds anyway since nothing happens in them.
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>>216329943
They were common from the moment the slaves were brought in. Many of the prominent black people in early American history were mulattos. White- hispanic was seen all over the old west too.
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>>216330506
*smacks lips*
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>>216330506
Simmer down ranjeet
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>>216330518
I love Stranger Things, but Netflix makes up shit, like China, because nobody can check if it's real or not
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>>216327810
This was so annoying. This seriously happened like 15 times in the first four episodes. Just make it invincible if you don’t want it to get hurt, don’t waste my fucking time
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>>216328785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmR1Ot6538
She's pretty, you're just gay
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>>216328959
Wearing makeup is terrible for skin.
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>>216325382
Am I the only one that thinks Robyn looks like the female version of agent mahone from Prison Break? They aren’t even blood related so how can they look so similar ?
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Imagine being so bothered by this fictional interracial relationship but still watching the show. Just drop it. You don't have to watch it. Literal cuck mentality.
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>>216328894
Yes. 100%. She has to bimbo-max just to look average.
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>>216330603
I have it on good authority that China is real.
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>>216328894
>Caked-on make-up
>Fake hair
>Fake everything
Can we see what she actually looks like?
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>>216329518
>what's with all these white names for all these white kids from the 80s
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>>216328297
>even their stunt duo are dating
qrd? is the not-nancy hot?
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>>216329217
She found out the day of, what do you mean? Yeah technically doesn't have to, but literally said she felt pressured and she knows it would cause a lot of problems if she didn't want to go through with it
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>>216329220
I don't get why they make the soldiers so one-dimensionally "evil." Beating on kids and brutally getting killed by the demos. I guess if they're going for 80s style writing rather than modern day writing in an 80s setting, but the show is not consistently swaying either way.
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>>216331014
>CUT!
>Sadie, let's get some tongue in there. Caleb, try grabbing her ass and push her closer to you, OK?
>ACTION!
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holly is carrying the season
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>>216325564
Based interracial enjoyer
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>>216331106
the government was comically evil in the first season too, but would just not do anything when the Duffers wanted to give the characters a break. it was always stupid.
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>>216329760
The first season is 83 and its only been 4 years since then (including a 2 year timeskip between season 4 and 5) so its 87 now.
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>>216331014
Literally the entire point of her character is a romance subplot with Lucas, did she not read any of the scripts before signing on for the role?
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Ahe he he hemmm

PLOT HOLE!!!
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>>216330506
Niggers are literally monsters and they had to be psyoped into society thinking they could pass for partners looking like apes and smelling like dog shit. Fucking kill yourself you useless faggot
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>Nancy shooting a shotgun and the tracking bullet doesn't explode into 1 million shards, instantly killing everyone in the room because there's no way that a material exists that wouldn't do that if shot from a shotgun even though there are plastic slugs that can be fired from shotguns and not do that
Plot...
Hole....
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>>216325752
Yes as in vagina because she was gay for nancy you dumb nigger... btw posting selfies has fallen out of fashion
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>>216328894
I love Milfy Bimbo Blonde so much.
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>>216331534
Damn, not the same guy but you are SEETHING. Do you like Sadie?
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Brehs...
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>>216331534
they don’t smell like dogshit they smell, worse. I’m not sure how to describe the smell.
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>>216331896
So much jailbait, so little time.
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>>216326125
I love ship wars, Master and Commander was a based movie.
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>>216331833
Dummer dummer neger, du hast nichts kapiert!
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>>216331896
Is that the key to her pink virgin anus?
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btw MBB officially and legally changed her name to MBB

she is now Millie Bonnie Bongiovi lmao
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>>216325450
Jfc, she looks more like a trannie than Hunter does.
Would definitely kick out of a female toilet.
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>>216329189
Kids all look the same. It's when they grow up that they start to resemble their generation. It's why the main cast now looks like they're LARPing as 80s kids, but Holly and Derek can easily pass as 80s kids.
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>>216325450
she's got permanent damage from emaciation now
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>>216332036
Putin putains
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>>216329584
Ah s3 the beginning of his transformation into a happy merchant stereotype. Mike was always fairly obvious. Good old Noah Schnapp looked Anglo enough when a literal boy in s1-s2 tho
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>>216330506
Brutal mogging
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>>216331534
This guy was such a bitch IRL btw.
>claimed he had the smallest fan lines at conventions cause racism and that he's hated on for having "beautiful chocolate skin" (yes that last bit is an actual quote)
The dipshit didn't realise the faggy fanbase already soured on Lucas cause he was mean to 11 in s1 and after that he had fuck all to sustain him. Mike = shipped with 11, Dustin = most eccentric/visually memorable boy + Steve friendship, Will = central to the initial mysteries, son of Joyce, and gayness. But nah, it's cause the fanbase burn crosses at night
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>>216331570
Murray was fairly reasonable is asserting that tracker wouldn't stay intact cause last season when, of course, the showrunners used different logic, the Demogorgons were literally impervious to bullets. Not that they can't take them, that the things bounced of their skin
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>>216332670
>The dipshit didn't realise the faggy fanbase already soured on Lucas cause he was mean to 11 in s1
Nah, its guilt by association. His sister became a substitute for his own character growth. This little bitch almost killed the franchise.
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>>216329124
Does she know Ozempic is a very popular option for her people now?
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>>216332739
HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH MY QUEEN, YOU CHUD
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>>216332739
okay Mr Buttman
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>>216327786
This sounds very much like projecting.
Why do YOU have multiple videos of children on YOUR pc?
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>>216325450
This is a stranger things thread, not a corpse bride thread
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>Tina just sits there and screams until Erica stabs her
is she stupid?
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>>216332905
A white Chud PARALYSED by a Black Queen PWNING and taking NAMES
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>>216333148
Migrate
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>>>216333152
new
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>>216333153
YOU DARE KEK ME!?!??!
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>>216333187
my bad
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>>216326297
wew



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