>They're literally inserting ads inside tv and movies streaming using aiIs this a good thing?
source btw, i can't believe they're doing this: https://x.com/xai/status/1997875236415676619
>another retarded zoomer thread where he doesn't link the video
but jeets told me AI will bring corporations down in flames by letting creativity be dictated by the common man?
>>216467153so figuring out if something is part of the plot or an ai generated ad will be fun now.
>>216467162both examples look like the characters are having a stroke, not a good look for the brands kek
>>216467153>watch old show>random negro appearsWhat goyslop are they pitching me now>skips
I refuse to believe someone would buy a headset just because Joey puts it on for a second. Advertising has to be built on a house of lies
>>216467153>>216467162"they" aren't "doing" anythingsomeone just won some "coding" "award"
Joey get iPad.
so no more commercial breaks? that's pretty gamechanging if you ask me. I look forward to this kind of thing being rolled out, instead of just talked about.
Cerveza Cristal did it decades agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfRjN3txdM
>>216467162literally all of them are brown lmfao
>>216467232actually they’re still doing commercial breaks but your kino will have ai optimized ads throughout the entire show too.
Huh? I don't remember that captain crunch cereal box being on the shelf in this scene. Guess it was always there..
>>216467162>i can't believe they're doing this:really? you didnt think AI was going to be used for anything other than profit maximising did you?
lol
>>216467209The house may be lies, but the foundation has merit. You can get more people to purchase your brand if they are familiar with it. Saturate your product across everything and people will buy it out of familiarity.
>>216467162Truly dystopian shitThe future is going to be so fucking bad, holy shit
>>216467348this, companies are tired of all this downtime of people not watching adsif the actual content could disappear that would be great, but this is the next best thing
Well, the alternative is platforms using eye tracking technology to pause the ads if you don't look at them Black Mirror style.
>>216467153I don't watch goyslop to begin with so I don't care
I can't wait for more stuff like this. I think it solves a lot of problems. People skip ads? AI can integrate them seamlessly into the narrative. Even better, the questions of representation and diversity are fixed! Before you start watching a show, you can fill out a brief questionnaire about your political views (or really we can just scrape it from your social media and browsing history) and AI will make the show more or less diverse based on your Racial Preferences. Hey, wouldn't it be cool if Spiderman takes off his mask and he's YOU underneath? Just upload more pictures of your face and we can have the ultimate representation: A MIRROR! It's a bright future for entertainment.
>>216467516why not stream the ads directly on the inside of our eyelids so we can get a quick ad every time we blink
>>216467209Ad companies have quantified and put a dollar value on how much money some one from a viewer group is worth, and st this point, specific people. They try and fill your attention span with as many ads as possible.
hes advertising this like its something people would possibly be excited about
>>216467605its more efficient to turn every movie into a subtle psy op
>>216467516>>216467605Sony has a patent on a technology that forces you to say the name of the brand to acknowledge that you've seen an ad, they just haven't implemented it anywhere because people aren't quite ready to bear that indignity just yet.
>>216467153I knew those Star Wars mexican beer ads would lead to this.
>>216467153>he was right
>>216467397>i am familiar with beats being digitally inserted into an old sitcom therefore I will buy it
>>216467153product placement in shows isn't new
>>216467209it works on the lower races
>>216467780yeah it's product placement, do we have to explain the concept to you again now that it's made by AI
>>216467638but why does he stand up and raise his arms
>>216467935he loves these wonderful mcdonalds products
>>216467153Doesn't Dr Dre beat women or something? Also fuck name brand merchandise just on general principle. It's 3x as expensive for exactly the same quality.
>>216467913Yes, you have to keep explaining bullshit concepts endlessly because every time they come up someone will call bullshit.
>>216467627The first thing marketers market is the necessity of marketing. The second thing is themselves.
>>216467627It's not for audience members, its being advertised to streaming companies. Once people showed they were willing to pay for Netflix with Ads, it was over
>>216467780You are not going to immediately buy them, but the next time you need headphones you are going to consider Beats.
>>216468048exactly this. One of the big reasons these brands advertise heavily is so that you see them. Coca Cola doesn't need to remind people they exist, but they do want to be the thing you think of when you think of "soda"
It's time for the United States government to do something about the concept of advertising. It's clearly reaching a point of immorality and it needs to be curtailed for the mental and cultural health of the country.
>>216468095Unfortunately the government are the ones doing this. #PokemonGOtothepolls
Why cant I just let advertisers know I'm an incel so I can opt out of ads? I never buy anything other than basic shit like food in my local shop and I buy the same shit every time. I never buy anything else so its pointless advertising to me.
>>216468048No, I'm not shill
This is more proof we need to back everything up. AI will allow for subtle video manipulation. 1. They're gonna insert random product placement into old shows. 2. Some people will want to correct how abhorrant old media is, by making it more politically correct. Change race of characters, make people trans, etc. This sounds paranoid, but once media 100% becomes "server side" they hold total control of everything.
>>216468095The fact you even posit that as a possibility shows a complete misunderstanding of the American economy
>>216468158>I'm super smart and I don't fall for nuthin!You knew they were Beats headphones just by looking at them. The marketers have won.
>>216468048No, i'm not. I'm going to go to head-fi and buy whatever has the best balance of price to quality ratio.
>>216467232What if we still had commercial breaks, but the show was a commercial, too?
>>216468123You're not thinking like a parasitical advertising exec. What you're describing is a potential consumer who has yet to start pissing away his disposable income on some dumb bullshit. Now they only have to figure out what kind of dumb bullshit to sell you.
>>216467209Dre turned shitty headphones into a billion dollar brand he sold to Apple because athletes and a few C list rappers viral'd them
>don't watch t.v.>stream anything I actually want to watch>use adblockers for internet>listen to playlists in the carI have lived an ad free life for a long time now, and that's never going to change. You lose, Jews.
Koreans already do blatant product placement scenes and they're mildly less jarring than real life actors suddenly having strokes and talking like skin walkers
>>216467153> Fun house scene from It: Part II> Pennywise bursts through fun house mirrors and tears into seven year old like a savage pitbull> Turns to the camera with face full of blood> "And THAT'S how it feels to chew 5 Gum!"
>>216468048there are plenty of cheaper brands that do the same exact thing
>>216468095all it takes is for one rightsholder to cry foul about shit being digitally inserted into their media.
>>216467638If that would end the ad in under 5 seconds, I’d be fine with it. Of course, then they’d all start making ads where you can’t tell what the product is for 45 seconds, because they seem to think advertising only works if you are annoyed by how much of your time it’s wasting. Throw on two seconds of a burger sizzling, then an image with the logo and a plate of appetizing food. Boom, I remember that McDonald’s exists. That’s all you need.
>>216467153Surely this would work flawlessly.Imagine watching Schindlers list, and Göth pausing his rampage to sip a refreshingly cool cola, and winking to the camera.
>>216468286The fact if you try to imply marketing works on anyone and you always get the same response, "no it doesn't," would tell someone with self-awareness something.
>>216467162Damn I thought this would be funny but it's so incredibly half-assed. Are you the third worlder who made the tweet? Congratulations, you got your fraction of a cent from me.
>>216467516I would just not watch TV. It's not a necessary part of human life. It let have been popular for the last 50 years or so but people lived for thousands of years without television and movies, we can live just as long without them again.
>>216468471Yeah, the people that insist it never works have no self-awareness.
>>216468048I had been thinking of getting some but now I'm never going to. Thanks Doctor Beats.
>>216468505that's the weakest no you i've seen today
>>216467153Isn't this shit exactly what With Park predicted with that Leslie arc or whatever the ai ad girls name was?
buy physical media for fuck sake. thrift stores are full of kino because people dumped it all due to streaming.
>>216468468>the only things with color in the film are the little girl’s jacket and the red Coca Cola can
>>216468540>Phone posting retard that thinks he's immune to any effects of advertising is the one with self-awareness.lol, okay.
>>216467153No way hahahsh
>>216468631yeah. its funny how every time you say advertising works, to anyone, that person will immediately rebuke you.
>>216468678Have you told your mother you're gay yet?Same idea.
if you're wondering who is responsible for this shit
>>216468728No clue what you're talking about, as unlike you, I'm not a homosexual.
>>216467253KINO KINO KINO
>>216467176Jeets told your grandma not to redeem the Google Play cards too.
>>216468741Why would they be responsible for this shit and not Elon?
Based AI making spergs butthurt
>>216468942that in no way answers my question
>>216468975It does a little bit.
>>216468942Lucky he hired these extremely talented people to create such a great product.
>>216468829Based insistent breakfast-eater
>>216467253>start laughing at "e un beuno amigo"This place has ruined me.
>>216467153So if you're running an ad blocker does that just make the entire show a black screen?
can't believe no-ones posted this yet https://youtu.be/KjB6r-HDDI0?t=10
why do people need advertising to buy somethingwhy not preferring an AI system that reviews products without biases, saying which ones are objetivelly build well, good materials, quality, software, checking different sources for durability and whatever function it servesi have never bought something because of advertising. i want some headsets? I know what functions i need so i just search which ones are the best for my budget. why is that so hardfuck this shit. fuck advertising, totally made for npcs
>>216469201>why not preferring an AI systemMorning saaar
>>216467516The alternative is not using these platforms. Pirate everything you can, ignore everything you can't. Have some self respect.If you can't pirate go to library and rent DVDs there too make a copy. Plenty of classic movies there.
>>216468286I recognized them the way I'd recognize an apple product or a coca cola product: because they're shilled everywhere constantly and I'm just generally well informed (because I'm actually white)
>>216469201>why not preferring an AI>objetivelly build wellGood morning
>>216468048Nope. Never worked for me. You know what counters this long game? Growing up poor. You weight every purchase, and the habit won't go away. I'm using wired headphones still because I took a couple of hours to find best cost to properties option, and beats was out of the list almost immediately simply because they cost too much for how little they offer.
>>216469201>why not preferring
>>216469006you've confused your personal experiences with the ability to map concepts and conceptualize hypotheticals, faggot.
>>216467209
>>216469326You don't need to have grown up poor, you just need to not be retarded.There's no point in buying multiple headphones to get the one you want instead of doing like 15 minutes of research.I wanted headphones with active noise cancelling, so I got Sony XM4's a few years ago.My next purchase is probably a replacement battery, or idk some Bose headphones if the ANC improves.
>>216469272You're just repeating yourself, tard. We know it works and you're the perfect example for it, thank you.
>>216467153Congratulations to all you faggots who spammed AI bullshit on 4chan. You deserve it.
>>216469611Yeah good job marketers. I recognize all of your brands so that I know not to spend any of my money on your overpriced crap. What an OWN. They spend billions on marketing, I give my money to a generic brand that doesn't market.Do you have brain damage?
>>216469288what is this?
>>216467935McDonalds is watching
>>216467153What did you think you were training AI for? If they could implant a chip in your brain and run advertising on it while you sleep they´d do it.
>>216469611its funny how you don't have any actual proof of the idea advertising works, in any capacity, but you pretend you do.
>>216467153>Is this a good thing?It's an inevitability. Without guardrails and legislation to protect consumers, this is quite tame actually. When they're using ai to subtly insert propaganda related to real current events, that's when shit is actually getting wild.Unfortunately, billionaires have spent the last 100 years convincing burgers that anything other than die-hard pro-corporation capitalism is actually communism. So now laws get passed to curb shit like this.
>>216467209It's a proof of concept. Brand awareness is worth a lot of money. But also, this is just the start. Expect things like shirt logos and watches to change, dialogue to be slightly edited etc etceg.original:>what's he drinking?>oh it's that new soft drink, he thinks it will give him super powers [laugh track]new>what's he drinking?>oh it's a supreme mcflurry with 3 layers of chocolatey goodness, topped off with whipped cream and strawberry, perfect for the man on the go, and it just might give him superpowers [laugh track]
Once they infiltrated the red zone... I new it was over
How is this a bad thing?White people invented ads and AI. AI + ads is the natural next step for white society. This is a good thing.
This is actually worse than current ads in so may ways.
I haven't seen an online ad for about 15 years. I torrent everything I want.
>>216467153This is the most dystopian thing I've seen all week
Im guessing the actors dont know about it yet because they would sue the shit out of anyone doing this and they arent getting paid for it
>>216467162lmao I love how naturally they're blended as the entire scene randomly falls apart for some dead eyed product placement
>>216470512the first one even stops mid sentence, like how hard is it to time it better than that?
>>216467153>WATCHING ADS SUCKMulti billion dollar company can't even fucking write proper English. Made by 20 year old Indian cs students from Uwaterloo who have insane hubris.
>>216467162Finally, they figured out how AI can make profit
This is heinous lmfao. Normies deserve this though. Head first into a dystopian future.
>>216467153>>216467162
Tv shows and movies have been swapping product shots in and out long before AI was a thing.
>>216469863trust in media is lower than its been since the advent of media. why do you think that's suddenly going to flip around just at the same time even more, even faker media is going to hit the landscape?
infinite jest predicted this btwmetal gear solid 2 predicted this btwwall-e predicted this btw
>>216470609KEK LEL LOL LAMAYOthis is the future
I don't watch new stuff.
>>216470609>>216470626Can we get this kino? >>216468618
It will be even funnier on classic movies. Like imagine Rosebud turns out to be a pink iPhone 18 Pro Max.
>>216470690Eventually all displays will have embedded processors loaded with local models to do this offline for any and all content.
>>216467153Unless they're getting the actor's permission, this shit is a series of lawsuits just waiting to happen.
>>216467780I'm not sure why you're acting so petulant, but yes that's literally the foundation of how advertising works
>>216470738I'm sure they'll come to some sort of an arrangement.
>>216467153How does anyone want to defend this shit, seriously
>>216470738actors with dead careers all of the sudden getting coca-cola money for doing nothing?they are going to love this
>>216470781Is that blood or Star Spangled Splash Mtn Dew dripping out of his mouth
>>216467162Hey, this is pretty funny. I personally don't watch any of this slop at all so I think (((they))) should lace even more invasive, money grabbing techniques to distract and annoy their audiences.
>>216468457The DGA are the first line and honestly they can be broken faster than SAG because there are far fewer members in it. Producers will mewl and do nothing.
>>216469201>why not just let an AI tell me what to doYou're the target audience for the ads. Just buy what they tell you to.
>>216467638came here to post this
>>216470830Cranberry juice
>>216469162Aldous Huxley was making the same exact joke at the beginning of the 20th century. Shit's evergreen
>>216470722>What's in the box? >It's the new Double Big Tasty® from McDonald's. Two 100% quarter pounder beef patties, cheese slices, lettuce, onions, juicy tomato and a unique smoky flavoured sauce all nested in a freshly toasted sesame topped bun.
>>216468095>us government curbing something "immoral" against the desires of billion-dollar corporationslol, lmao even
>>216467162It's just this isn't it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmLwH0mnDAA hough the AI stuff is kinda rough and soulless, like all AI stuff usually is.
>>216467206>random negro appearsDon't give them ideas, 'addressing the problem of a lack of diversity in your classic shows' is exactly the idea that would sell at Netflix. In Seinfeld all of Lorraine's boyfriends will be black guys, Scully in X-Files will be blackwashed to a soul sister who can hear ghosts and give Skinner attitude.
>>216470451>the actors dont know about it yet because they would sue the shitTheir likenesses aren't being duplicated, it's not a right of publicity matter (a state statute which varies WILDLY between states, no federal version). In any other administration the Federal Trade Commission would stamp this out, but people voted for drowning government in a bathtub so
>four dedicated minutes of ads in a show that you can take abreak on vs. every other scene being extended artificially for 5-10s exclusively for product placementCancer.
>WATCHING ADS SUCKGood morning, saar.
>>216470781It makes trannies mad, therefore it is good.
>>216467638I can't wait until I have to perform the humiliation ritual
>>216470814>actors with dead careers all of the sudden getting coca-cola money for doing nothingBetter yet, dead actors shilling productNew season of King of the Hill with Luanne and Lucky back to tell us about how we'll all own nothing and be happy
>>216467153Human greed knows no bounds (and lately it's been given free reign). They will not be content until they can beam ads into your cybernetically enhanced brain using AI so the ads alter the way you think and act and likely even that is not going to be enough.
>>216470996>Scully in X-Files will be blackwashed to a soul sisterNo need to, her equivalent already is in the reboot
>>216468048The amount of retards being filtered by this post is staggering>duh no I won’t!These marketing campaigns don’t give a shit about individual consumers, they care about broad appeal and making sure it is seen by as many people as possible so that the people who don’t know anything about headphones will buy the brand they are familiar with by name and sight. Fucking morons.>But I would research what I want!Many people receive gifts from loved ones, and don’t make these kind of purchases
>>216467153I can't imagine this going through. Think of how many people would think they've had a fever dream or were schizophrenic when hit by one of these surprise ads
>>216471088Every fa/g/got wishing for a sexbot to replace women discovering they won't suck your dick until you listen to them tell you an advertisement and this time no, you can't block it with a PiHole.
>>216467209I remember a long time ago some marketing research guy was being interviewed on NPR. How he had gone back and looked at the data for market research of years back and he found out a lot of ads just dont work. He made a presentation to showcase his findings during a big marketing/ad conference and suddenly everyone started blocking him and shunning him that he had to do away with the presentation and his findinga got no publicity.
>>216471124>People might feel used!The same people now paying $70 for a handheld video game they don't even own. Those people.
>>216467153And people said AI would turn out to be a bad thing...
>>216471038Are you seriously trying to imply that the only people who don't like watching advertisements into shows post facto, are indians?
>>216471149>>>/aco/9061619Have fun watching the future of the past of cinema
>No.... *I* am your father....>...but I didn't use the Force Luke.... I used Ancestry.com! Hurry now to take full advantage of their 67% Festive Holiday discount and their 14 day cooling off period if you're not satisfied. Start making new family connections now - who knows if there's any more of us out there!>*lifts mask off, breaks fourth wall, winks, puts mask back on*
>>216467153its a joke
>>216471206it's not funny.
>>216471163>fails at retard-level English-1000 izzat
I don't have AI and I'm not of the camp that thinks everything AI is certified. AI can be used to incredible things and should be pushed to whatever end we can conceive with it. This however feels extremely Indian and gross. It's cheap looking, unnatural and has serious jeet vibes. Disgusting subhumans should not have access to technology whatsoever.
>You like music?>The Pill.
>Already mogged by the human made Cerveza Cristal ads from 25 years agoCan AI honestly do anything right?
>>216470751>advertising worksprove ityou can't
>>216467153Torrenting almost entirely solves this problem.
>>216471763you're thinking in one dimension>see product, buy productthat's not all it is. Let's say, you want to buy something you have no experience with. Sure, as a turbosperg you'll probably do in depth research into the product, say, drills, and create a spreadsheet to find the one best suited to the jobs you have in mind.A normal person doesn't do that, a normal person, maybe asks around. Maybe the first thing that comes to peoples mind, is the one they've seen advertised in the store. Maybe they recommend the one they use themselves and maybe they have that one, because every time they go to a hardware story, they end up buying the one with highest presence in the store.And over time, as more people are acquainted with your product, both people who are experts in the field and novices will create a knock on effect, that means you're more likely, statistically, to end up buying a drill that has 25 years of market presence and visibility, compared to the slightly less expensive off brand version.
>>216467153I heard about this on a Cracked article 15 years ago, not involving AI obviously. Surprised it took this long to actually get into production.
good thing they can never do this with the over 20tb of movies and tv shows I have saved on my hard drives
>>216471868this
>>216467162Pirates win again Lollll
These are the "people" building these "products"
>>216469633>I give my money to a generic brand> to a generic brand>brand
>>216472405It must smell crazy in there
>>216467450Oh god save us. The fucking quakers were right.is it too late to become one if you are older than 30?
>>216472405AI = always indians
>>216467153the zoomers that created this over a weekend are going to sell it for hundreds of millions to google and in 5 years it will be reintroduced but 100x betterpretty based
>>216470781Retards here (or rather on twitter, but this place is downstream from twitter) have married AI to their right wing ideology so they HAVE to defend it.
>>216471144Marketing is a BIG business. If you show it does not work, either system burns down, a lot of people lose jobs and livelyhoods or system has to adapt and change, which means basically the same. Status quo let people pretend everything is okay and money keeps rolling.
>>216472405
>>216472405me on the left>>216473072beat me to it
>>216467153this shit will be the death of media lmfao
>>216467153Eventually the AI will have characters address you by name, and with all the cameras in your house, tell you what exactly to buy.
>>216469673>Blocks your path>Shits himselfIt's to ward off predators maybe
Get Ipad.
>>216473169>Anon it's John Cena>I need you to buy Superman on blu-ray and hold it up to the camera before I'll let you continue watching The Sopranos Premium Experience™ on Netflix MAX HBO+>I will wait here
>>216473169>mfw the schizo greentexts about the characters turning to you, calling you by name and saying your social security number will soon become true
I got a solution to how fucking gay ads are.Just put ai porn into shows and make that the ad. Have a girl blasting her hole with a horse dildo to sell me a car. I don't give a shit about seeing it drive through some retard windy mountainside and through puddles. Give us the Levi's commercial where an impossibly well endowed futa unzips dick and starts jacking off
Of course a jeet made this. They're the perfect soulless slave race.
>pauses to show a can of coke>is handed a coffee two seconds later "Seamless AI"LMAO
>>216468929Well said sir, have some izzat
>>216467153AI is satanic
>>216471122How many “individual consumers” need to say an ad campaign is stupid, pointless, and, at best, completely ineffective before you admit the campaign is stupid, pointless, and completely ineffective?
Cyberpunk dystopia was supposed to be cool and fully of cybernetics, drugs, sex and cyberspace. All we get is a bunch of corporate annoying brownoids and women using "ai" to ruin everything.
>>216471887>prove marketing works>okay, [wall of bullshit]
>>216472777it’s indians mostly manually inpainting
>>216468048I spent $500 (back in 2012) on fucking Beats Professional, the first generation, and they were mid as fuck and started glitching out after a few months and did not cancel noise at all.Yeah, no, I shant be buying the nigger headphones made by Chinese slave labor.
AI truly is a cancer.
>>216468086https://theonion.com/pepsi-super-bowl-ad-raises-worldwide-pepsi-awareness-0-1819564587/
They do a lot of subtle product placement in Landman, especially for Michelob Ultra
>>216470626lol
>>216467153>watch taxi driver on netflix>travis pulls out his smartphone and goes on draftkingsYeah, I'm thinking it's kino.
>>216467153>WATCHING ADS SUCKholy fucking jeet
>>216468048Studies have shoen marketting doesnt work as well on autists
>>216471052Why do jeets think about trannies all the time? >>216472405
Why do jeets love AI so much? I don't get it.They legit believe that they are like a main character in The Social Network during the "hacking" scenes or Mr. Robot or something.It's schizophrenic tier megalomania with no self-awareness. Ah man I'm elite javascript writer saar I am next big vc billionaire.
>>216467153>SPACECHADS WIN AGAINDisklets on suicide watchIf you don't have at least 100tb or storage you will forever be a cucked AI ad watcher and you better hurry AI also need storage space too look what they did to RAM
>>216467153>Joey get BEATS BY DRE HEADPHONES
>>216473407If this won the bar there wasn't very high
>>216467209The science is there.Familiarity with a product makes it more likely to be wanted.Even something as simple as seeing a thing you didn't know you wanted will be enough
>>216467780>anon has no idea how little control he has over what influences his psyche
>>216474048I'm not that guy but I'll take your bait. It depends on the product, in the case of headphones? I'll need to see 50,000 at the minimum. If we're talking about soda, for that I'll need you to produce 10,000,000 statements.Now you sound like a huge retarded faggot, so I'm expecting you to scoff at this but I'm 100% serious.These products sell to thousands and millions, one faggot retard like you or even 10 or even 100 are irrelevant on their own.Beats sells a shitload of their overpriced products, how do they manage it if advertising is ineffective and everyone is doing independent research to select the best headphones for their budget?
>>216467382>Watching Ads Suck(s? Ask me how I know a jeet made this video)>So we will turn the whole thing into a giant ad.The Jeet-Jew Compact will bring about a new fucking dark age.
>>216469326This. Whenever I see ads I just see a bunch of bullshit I couldn't afford. Even if I could afford it, my learned habits simply make me immune to all forms of consoooomerism.
>>216467935You must display sufficient enthusiasm or the AI monitoring software will serve you even more ads.
>>216471000>Their likenesses aren't being duplicatedIt is. These AI ads could be classified as entirely new scenes and thus the actors weren't given a slice of the profits that came from associating their name with a product.
>>216476259He may be autistic, it's difficult for us to understand because apparently the one "benefit" of being socially retarded is whatever part of being social that advertising hacks to make normies fall for shit doesn't work on us. Honestly sometimes it's tiring, trying to make a legitimately informed purchasing decision in the days of AI listiclesloppa, "sponsored reviews" on youtube, and the complete obliteration of any actual product knowledge in the castrated wagieslaves they have working physical retail these days leads to a kind of quiet madness.
>>216467232>surely big corp will resist the urge to double-dip and will leave money on the table angering shareholdersThe strong do what they can get away with and the weak suffer what they must
>>216470609do the RON RONdo the RON RON
>>216467153
>>216467232I’ll simply pirate
Chile already did this years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfRjN3txdM
>>216467153We need to uncle Ted some ad executives before shit like this takes off. Wtf.
>>216476720Uncle Ted or cousin Luigi? There's a significant difference
>>216467153I can't wait for Tony Soprano selling me crypto currency.
>>216471144I could tell you that. Who has ever seen an ad for something they don't want, and suddenly decided they want it?If anything, I just develop an antagonistic relationship with the product, because I now feel it's annoying me.An ad for cola may make me crave cola, but never a particular brand of cola. It's all nonsense.
>>216472403>pirate show>AI ads are already inside the original video>have to enjoy the AI slopBased and sad at the same time. I hope this happens to videogames too.
>>216467153A fate worse than Terminator 2
>>216467209When Courtney Cox got her first paycheck from Friends she bought a brand new car.Matt LeBlanc bought a hot state of the arctis pro nova wireless headset for the low low price of $299 with couponcode HOTMEAL.>Heyyy, how you doin' ARCTISPRO.
>>216467153Every show is now a comedy
>>216467209Do you live under a rock?
I can't wait for all the anachronistic bullshit this is going to be. Watching Wizard of Oz and Dorothy has to pause to change her tampon. Or watching Back to the Future with Marty shilling for Amazon.
>>216467516Ah, yes, the same logic of "Well, if the alternative is the robber killing you, you may as well just hand over your wallet."I think I'd rather shoot the robber, not watch any ads, and send your ass off to political re-education to either be shot execution style or sufficiently educated on the merits of not being a corporate bootlick.
>>216476877Kek
>>216467153Well if they do that it will make them easier to skip since it will be obvious when it happens but you'll be tipped off it makes them unskippable. Though I bet they double dip, so now if this works your show will be longer with double commercials.
>>216467162how could they think this is good enough to show off
>>216470609*pause mid rape to hold up a can of coca cola for the camera*
>>216467162and as time goes, the character would be holding up the coke can for like 1 minute while singing the jingle and delivering the tagline before going back to the dialogue
>>216471144do you know who the guy was? Sounds kinda interesting
>>216477024>how could they think this is good enough to show offProbably trying to get some investment in the concept alone. It might even work but obviously it's more about baiting some money to develop it further.
>>216475628Indians are only encouraged into studying and getting a good job. The Sports and the Arts are usually frowned upon by parents. AI makes it so you don't have to spend time making art or really anything.
A lot (most) of advertising, especially for cars, is used more to cement an image of a brand, not so much just to get people to outright buy themAn ad for a Jeep showing it offroading isn't very likely to make you want to buy a Jeep, but it will make you think a Jeep would be a good option if you wanted to go offroading and be seen as an adventurous person
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate while I consumed a Biscoff Storm from Hungry Jacks, where the burgers are better. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
>>216467597>t. picrel
>>216477234>it will make you think a Jeep would be a good option if you wanted to go offroading and be seen as an adventurous personNo, the ads for jeeps I see convey more of a message that it's the sort of car you drive down you and your partner to the Y, and go off to the parade, and then a nice bathhouse afterwards, if you get where I'm going with this.
>>216477291kek
>it's a jerry eats a bowl of name-brand cereal episodeuh kino?
>>216476959>Back to the Future>All the best stuff is made in Japan>Then starts shilling temu
>>216476793The ads will be targeted, so you will get to see what sort of ads the original uploader was getting
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>>216468048>You are not going to immediately buy them, but the next time you need headphones you are going to consider Beats.I will specifically avoid Beats to spite them
>>216477583can this get even more dystopic?
>>216467209>I refuse to believe someone would buy a headset just because Joey puts it on for a second. Advertising has to be built on a house of liesThere are different types of “advertising”. Long format advertising like infomercials showing Ron Popeil or Billy Mays, spends a long amount of time trying to show all the potential merits of a product, some shorter ads try to do the same thing, just in 30 seconds or less. Other advertising is just about reminding consumers the brand exists, and while quickly associating the brand with something the customer may like, or someone the customer may respect. Consumers who don’t gave a lot of time to research products, or to test different brands, may them buy that product, rather than spending time trying to figure out which product they may actually prefer. A good example is the Coke placement in the Suits episode. Yes, it sort of looks like crap, and is ridiculous, but someone hanging out at home or with friends ordering takeout might need to quickly ad some soda to an order, and they or their friends may say “Coke” simply because they just saw it in the ad. The same when grabbing a brick of soda cans at a store, etc. The Beats headphones are similar in that someone with little audio knowledge may want “decent” headphones, and will purchase a pair if they have enough spare income due to “perceived quality” and seeing the headphones in the Friends ad.Porter Cable and Delta were quality power tools, but seeing Norm Abram using the tools in his woodworking specials certainly helped sell tools, especially to individuals with little tool experience.
>>216467153It's probably better than random ads, but I won't know either way because I haven't seen a commercial outside of legacy TV for over 20 years.
>>216470609>>216470626>>216470909>>216471186>>216477291kek, i see meme potential in this
>>216468263>make people transhow exactly are you proposing this would work? in theory trans people are seeking the ability to "pass" and not get clocked. are you suggesting they will insert people who dont pass and get clocked in your make believe scenario?
>>216477668Cameras used to see who else is watching with you so they can mix everybody's ad targeting together.
>>216471868You'll just get the original uploaders ads
>>216477671>gimme a coke>what kinda coke you want>Dr Pib
>>216474608>They do a lot of subtle product placement in Landman, especially for Michelob UltraLandman also shit on Bud Lite.
>>216467153I'm just about ready to disconnect from the internet entirely. It's nothing but one fucking scam after another anymore.
>If I pull that off, will you die?>It would be extremely delicious.>You're a Big Mac!>FOR YOU! *pulls up a burger and points at the screen*
Tommy DeVito: No more fries, Billy.Billy Batts: What?Tommy DeVito: I said, no more fries. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't cook fries anymore.Billy Batts: Relax, will you? You flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with you.Tommy DeVito: Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding. You know, there's a lot of people around.Billy Batts: I'm only kidding with you. We're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.Tommy DeVito: I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.Billy Batts: Okay, salud.Billy Batts: [takes a drink] Now go home and get your fucking McDonalds.
>>216467162That looks terrible. If they blended it in seamlessly I could get behind it, but that just sticks out like a sore thumb.
>>216467209Ad companies are fucking unreal they just do these shitty things and write up enough graphs to convince people that if they don't do this than the companies lose out on trillions.
Wasn't there a big controversy years ago where they were CGI'ing dead actors to hawk cheesy garbage? I think it got enough pushback they actually stopped.
>>216477885>mom and son watching TV together>an ad for dildos shows up on screen>both look visibly embarrassed
>>216478678>We hear you, and we agree. Making dead actors sell you shit IS ghoulish and disgusting. So we've edited out AI algorithm, and Chandler won't be part of any of the ads we implement into FRIENDS.
>>216467153Not gonna happen to me is it?You twats deserve this for renting your slop.
>>216478770And that's how Mom found out Son was a fag
Tom Cruise would hate this and I stand with Tom Cruise.
>>216478778Sounds like fucking Plurb Cena. Die in a fire Plurb Cena.
>>216467209The headset is in your mind now though isn't it and you're getting a bunch of people do discuss it. That's the point.
>>216479190I don't know what that means
The end goal and final form of everything is advertising.Everything. Literally everything. Eventually a company will introduce video headstones which play videos of your life, then they will introduce a discount version which runs ads, and eventually those will be the only models you can use in cemeteries and your family will have to pay to disable the ads.
>>216467153Puke inducing. People talk about “damage to brands”, this is damage to shows. Now I associate your retard product with the show and hate it. I hate the actors for ai-shilling me coke and tampons in the middle of a narrative. Laura Palmer screams and then enjoys a refreshing Pepsi before going back to screaming. You might as well blow your brains out for even thinking this shit up. But hey, it’s no skin off my scrote because I’d never be watching an ad regardless. Kill all that shit on a network basis, redirect their calls to the void.
>>216467169If he included the video in the OP he would be banned for "sponsored content."This website isn't dying. Its being killed.
>>216467162I had to watch an ad to see this vid
>>216479220seems like they would want to keep us alive as long as possible so they could show us more ads
>>216467153>>216467162>WATCHING ADS SUCKAI slop is so shamelessly brown lmao
>>216470996>lorraine
>>216479017>I’m better because my media has hardcoded unskippable adsAutismo. The only winner in this war is pirates. Better quality, better product, no bloat, no “cut episodes”, speed controls are up to you (broadcast networks speed show up to fit more ads, streaming refuses to hand you controls). The physical media meme is funny in the age of streaming but don’t forget why physical media died before streaming even existed.
>>216479229The people who push this shit don't understand or enjoy anything. At most they enjoy seeing a celebrity on a screen because they know said celebrity is popular and has high status. They just concoct ways to generate more money and status for themselves, not because they want to use that money to obtain things they genuinely enjoy, but to obtain things which indicate status. They're bugpeople.
>>216479231> If he included the video in the OP he would be banned for "sponsored content."That’s a good thing. Give them an inch and they keep posting their ads disguised as “content” with direct links to brainrotted consumer garbage.
>>216467153That's really cool, actually. The future is now, and I am here for it!
>>216479302i would think any serious physical media collector would have all of them ripped anyway
>>216467153pirate chads win again
>>216479229perfect image for this scathing post
>>216467153>watching Eraserhead>get an ads for sperm donation and for local single girls in your local radiator
>>216468048No I'm going to type "best budget headphones 2025" into google, read four articles before realizing three of them are AI slop and the other one was written by some libcuck working for the New York Times, and then just go to Amazon and buy the Umgigistil 300X Best Headphones for School Work or Headset with Bluetooth and ANC 30 Hour Battery Life for $20
>you will live to see your dead parents' ai ghost doing the grubhub delivery dance
>>216479468Based
>>216479468because there wont be any ai or libcucks writing reviews on amazon or amazon
>>216467253the exact thing I thought of when I saw this thread
>>216467253>>216476702
>>216468501Damn. AI is finally getting lettering and spelling right. That Subway ad looks seamlessly woven into the background like they filmed in a Subway.
>>216470609You'd think hearind the clown shoes would have alerted her.
>>216467153No, it is a terrible thing. It's time to go back to physical.>>216467176Yeah, AI was always going to be a tool to make the rich richer. People who thought they'd be making millions by selling AI created slop were always delusional, because what would have made them stand out?
>>216479498Who was the company showing a grandson talking to his dead grandma on an AI app on a future smartphone?
>>216477909I have never seen an advert in a torrented television show in almost 20 years of using them.
>>216467162>I cant believe they're doing thisDoing what? They aren't doing anything. That shit is an impossible sell on old media where nobody signed their likeness to AI shit.And with AI hate actors aren't going to start saying yes.
>>216479938You mean on old media where everyone is already dead anyway?
>>216467162Maybe they should just have TV shows based on products. Taco Bell: the series, etc.
>>216467153no, but I'm gonna enjoy seeing how much product placement they can stuff into 70's, 80's, and 90's classics
>>216479853You wouldn't expect a clown to rape though
>>216467209The point is familiarity. When you find yourself looking for a pair of headphones, what are you gonna buy? Some weird clunky no-name brand nobody uses, or the stylish Beats (tm) that Joey wore on Friends?
>>216467153THIS STINKS!! THIS IS TOTAL BS!!! THIS.. ohh wait, I don’t subscribe to any streaming service.
>>216474048clearly the 0.00001% of the population who browses 4chan and never leaves the house will make an impact!
>>216467209people are more retarded than you think
>>216467638the best part is the cowboys who go right back to shooting each otherwhat an incredibly American image
>>216480205I always start to be amazed that people have yet to figure that out, but then I remember that people are more retarded than I think and then I’m not as shocked.
>>216467153i imagine a bunch of jew lawyers are salivating over the future litigation. all those royalties poison pilled
>>216480241lol
>>216467153>So no one told you life was gonna be this way>Your jobs a joke your broke>Your loves life's DOA>Have you considered Zoloft
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>>216467253Soul>>216467162Soulless
>>216467153[IZZAT GAINED]
>>216467153>>216467162I kneel
>>216467516Seems expensive and convoluted for something easily bypassed with webcam spoofing software when they could just do some captcha style quiz on the ads and wait until you get so many correct answers to resume the content.
>>216470609You son of a bitch
