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McDonalds!
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Fantastic
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>>216500541
Timmies seething they weren't smart enough to come up with this
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More Bharat excellence.
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Tell me why this is bad without mentioning jews
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>>216500632
Indians
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>>216500541
indians role playing as ceos
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>>216500541
a new layer of hell just dropped? oh wow
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>>216500541
I support AI but this is fucking embarrassing, holy shit.
This bubble can't pop fast enough
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>>216500541
We need to start funding AI adblock right now.
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What are they going to have to give us to ensure the normie hoards embrace this, free tvs? Cheaper subscription services?
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>>216500896
>cable will be gone
>only three or four streaming services left
They won't give you shit. You'll just have to sit there and take it.

(Piracy and physical media will become more common)
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>mfw ET starts shouting APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD
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>>216500541
The ever increasing marketing budgets over the decades seem to point toward some sort of fundamental flaw in the system. Surely if people actually needed something they would seek it out. Instead everyone is spending billions trying to induce demand.
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This is way worse than just having ads. Now the show itself is ruined.
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>>216500541
This is why we need to stockpile physical media more than ever. I don’t want Frodo packing a block of Irish Spring soap in his mad dash from the shire
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>>216500541
This can't be legal
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>>216500948
>PHONE HOME
>with new Verizon low international rates
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>>216500960
Its not about inducing demand. Its fighting for market share. Demand is through the roof. People are buying more shit than ever. Its about making sure they are buying your shit specifically.
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Drink it up you filthy cattle. No it's not about making you interested in our breand. Tell us your best shows with the characters you like the most and we'll make you hate them until you buy (((our))) products. Spend now.
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Of course the first fucking thing they do with this new technology is find a way to put more ads in
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Bases. Imagine them losing their minds when one of the Handmaids promotes The Joe Rogan Experience.
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>>216500541
>suddenly AI is bad when it threatens kino
You called the resistance a band of snooty artfags just for protecting our intellectual property. Now you will know no peace.
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this seems amazing, will turn literally any movie into a comedy
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>>216500541
old tech, it has already been used in music vids from 2000s
>Beau you are my lover, my whole life, my [hole chicken]
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>>216500960
I'd imagine it's tied to shows and movies having insanely overinflated production budgets as well. When you have shows bragging about costing 160 million per episode for some shit that looks like it was filmed in a warehouse in front of a green screen, someone's bound to be sitting there in the accounts department going "wait, how are we supposed to make this money back?"
This isn't going to work either, it's basically the product placement skit from Return of the Killer Tomatoes or the Cerveza Cristal edits but even more unnatural and with no redeeming features.
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>>216500541
SAARS I CLICK TWICE SAARS, BETTR THAN COMMERCIAL SAARS
>Character stops talking to his friend mid sentence to don noise cancelling headphones that immediately disappear.
I can't follow the plot of the show like this because unlike jeets im trying to absorb the series of events on screen and this utterly demolishes the verisimilitude and my suspension of disbelief.

I can't live like this. If things go this way I'm never watching television again, constantly trying to discern of something is LLM-generated or not.
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>>216501126
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pmLwH0mnDAA
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CERVEZA CRISTAAAAL
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>>216501180
This is true art.
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>>216501006
RRRRGH STOP IT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE MAD
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>>216500541
>billions of dollars in hardware investment
>for something less believable than CERVEZA CRISTAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfRjN3txdM
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>>216500541
how is that any different from what we have now?
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Multiple reasons why this wouldn't work
>Intrusive and obvious as hell, I remember people giving shit on big Daddy for shilling hooters and mcdonalds or transformers with beats
>Modern audience are using shows for background noise shit, they're barely paying attention to the screen let alone noticing some character waving past some shitty goyim trinket
>How are companies gonna set the price for ads anyway, how do you measure all those marketing kpi and product engagement and all those retarded metrics

Ranjeet punapheetawaran should've asked these questions before patting their dirty brown hands on their back
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>>216500759
Yeah I realized that advanced technology just can't be trusted in the hands of these retarded brown mongoloids. Like I've cooled off on nuclear power because any plant will be run by Raj and the 30 other barely-literate H1Bs he's exclusively hired and when shit goes wrong they'll cover it up to protect their izzat.
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>>216501405
BENCHOD. YOU COULD NEVER COME UP WITH THIS TECH. LAZY FAT ENGLISH
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>>216500541
this is a fucking nightmare
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>>216501392
This is just a character eating food, the scene doesn't cut to a jarring focus on his face where he takes a bite of a Big Mac(tm) and says "I'm Lovin' It" directly to the camera before picking up where it left off.
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>>216500632

I can foresee some problems with this type of thing.
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>>216500632
It compromises the integrity of the art that it invades.
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>>216500632
sweJ
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>>216500541
fantastic technology, specially if they go forward with anachronistic edits of old shows like Friends
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>>216500632
Nobody should be forced to see an advertisement unless what they're participating in is free. It's why billboards are bullshit. Vermont and Hawaii had the right idea.
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>>216500541
It's just the same garbage ads that we already had.
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>>216500705
Kek
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>>216500948
Sweating ET
>It's another scorcher
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>>216500759
maybe we should just give up on being entertained atp
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OHQRo3Uz_VQ
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>>216500632
It's not being used for porn. That's the only thing AI is good at: porn.
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>>216500541
why? so your mother can abduct non binary citizens to help her copulate?
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>>216500632
Because it won't eliminate ads as they exist already. They'll just use these in combination with the current format to shove even more down or throats.
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>>216500541
Sports watching weirdos see nothing wrong with this, their brains are already saturated with marketing and brand logos.
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>>216502486
Why the living fuck hasn't anyone made any AI yet that changes skin color in porn. I want to make porn that's otherwise unfappable into something capable god damn it. Do you have any idea how many times I see something with a promising thumbnail only for it to be ruined by there being a black guy involved? God damn it, why haven't AIfaggots made an AI that gets rid of turd dicks yet? Why hasn't it at least be made for 2D art?
Get the fucking lead out you AItards, there's endless potential in making an AI that gets rid of shitskin coloration in porn.
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Poojeets live their lives vicariously through psychopathic tech oligarchs. Dark triad looksmax culture raped India harder than the Vedic Aryans.
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>>216500541
For years lefties tried to warn rightoids about the dangers of unchecked capitalism, but they didn't listen. Now we have an alliance between tech oligarchs, the government and the Indian serf class and this is the end result. Soon you'll need to watch an ad to unlock your phone or start browsing the internet.
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>>216502680
>For years lefties tried to warn rightoids about the dangers of unchecked capitalism
No, they just pissed and moaned about not having money and pretended like Communism would fix everything.
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>>216500541

Regulate AI
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>>216500979
The actors for one thing I'm sure would be over the moon with their portrayals being used to sell slop without them ever getting a paycheck from it.
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>>216502805
why does this need to be regulated
the market is fixing this already
nobody will pay for this garbage
>>216502471
not watching your slop
buy an ad
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>>216502680
>unchecked capitalism
But it's not capitalism when they use the government to become powerful

The solution to these problems is a free market.
Abolish central banking and pop the AI bubble.
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>>216500541
Looks awesome. Like any new disruptive technology it will have its haters, but they will quickly come around and realize how great it is.
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>>216500541
How much would each ad cost to deliver?
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>>216501622
That'd work better for the Rant adaptation.
Any day now. It'll happen. I have faith.
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>>216501405
Moonfall was made funnier because of it pushing Lexus so hard, so I guess it depends on if its supposed to be a comedy.
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>>216502680
>"its the rightoids doing this!"
>meanwhile all the studios, streaming services, actors, writers etc are extremely left leaning
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>>216500541
This is absolutely insane. I need to see more examples for the luls.
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>>216500541
Anything less abrasive than current ads is welcome to me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XHsDJ-9EDs
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>>216503434
So you'd be happy to see this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmLwH0mnDAA
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>>216501701
Op and jews BTFO
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4chan has already implemented those
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>>216504229
lmao
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>>216500807
No way fag I'll only possibly crowdfund a Judge Dredd tv show
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>>216504229
¡Ay caramba!
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>>216504320
>not "IF ITS POPSICLE, ITS POSSIBLE"
retard non-commercial watcher
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>>216500632
It's shit, not well done enough to "weave" into the story properly. So only a retard wouldn't notice it's an ad.
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>>216501006
hahaaa
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>>216500541
What if I am watching a caveman movie where none of the characters talk?
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>>216503040
I can't see Rant transferring to the screen
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>>216502835
I like the simplified cowboy action on the show he's watching.
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>>216500948
>ET phone home... Thanks to Ryan Reynolds and Mint Mobile's unlimited talk and data plan for only $15 a month for new customers. Act now while the offer lasts, Elliott.
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>>216504439
I know.
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>>216504320
why is he holding a clarinet?
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>>216501180
>>216503579
Lmao based Cerveza Chads
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>>216500632
Why and how a character from the 90s would pull out bluetooth headphones?
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>>216500541
youtube will make a shit tons of money with this
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>>216500632
should've said without mentioning jews or indians
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>>216502637
Seek help
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>>216500541
>feels like part of the story
>holds the can into the camera like it's the Truman Show
lmao
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>>216500541
saar i am helping capitalism saar look saar i make AI ads into TV show. look coca cola can saar! E = mc^2 + AI
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>>216501949
kek
>>216501622
>>216503040
Talking about rant, imagine the rants from Trainspotting and Fight Club with these, or self-contained movies, or even sci-fi/fantasy. Can't imagine using this shit on LotR without going full Cerveza Crystal
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>>216502838
Based
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>>216500541
Wouldn't product placement be easier and cheaper?
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>>216500541
whoever came up with this can't be human
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>>216504477
Don't underestimate the reach of Big Woodwind
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>>216501245
Retarded jeet
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>>216501006
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>216502966
>real capitalism has never been tried
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>>216500632
Niggers.
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>>216500632
>Tell me what 2 + 2 is but none of this 4 business, I want the real answer
Jews.
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>>216500632
Manipulating people using art to hoc shitty wares
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I'm completely sick of AI already, and the sad thing is that it's not only here to stay, but it's going to continuously get worse. I'm never going to live in a world without AIslop ever again.
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>>216505038

I have a better formula for you
2 + 2 + AI = MC2
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>>216505054
Try not to be a contrarian little twerp for once in your life.
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>>216503100
You are right, it's non-partician jews doing the grifting of illiterate chuds, not the left
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>>216504414
There will be rock formations the characters climb on in the shape of the McDonals logo.
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>>216505101
>No saar you don't understand, flooding the entire internet with stupid soulless bullshit is actually a good thing!
Nope. Fuck off bugman.
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>>216505087
>doubles down on the jewing
So fucking tiresome.
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>>216505054
Even after pouring in what must be trillions, none of the major companies have found a way to actually make AI productive. Eventually all that bullshit is gonna catch up to them and the bubble will burst.
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i hate everything and legit want this to happen burn it all to the ground and let gandalf the grey sell me on tampons
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Hoarders really get more and more vindicated each day.
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>>216505101
AI has been a life saver for work. Other than that you honestly support this ad shit? Man you arent even human if you think this isnt the most gaslighting soulless way of marketing to date. Its a new low by a long stretch. Its so undefendable it makes me think the whole thing is a hoax and/or its only affecting slop platforms like YouTube. Thank fuck I started torrenting and collecting all my favorite shit since I was a teen. Who knows what the old classics will have turned into in another 10 years. They've already started changing skin tones and removing scenes, adding trigger warnings to old Disney classics.
S to spit.
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>>216505173
>make AI productive
Do you not have a job or own a business? AI is insanely productive. Medical research alone has earned AI its keep.
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>>216505292
Watson and his ilk are indeed amazing but those are specialized versions that have, in some cases, been in development for decades. They have very little to do with the horde of castrated LLMs that can barely form a paragraph without hallucinating and also apparently require more water/electricity than half the cities in America combined.
So while Watson and Co. are great, they cannot carry all the other useless bullshit currently being call "AI".
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>>216500541
OH YEAH!
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>>216505292
>Medical research alone has earned AI its keep.
I like how you provide a source for that
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>>216500541
Whoever invented this needs to die in the most horrific way possible. Like, they need to be kidnapped, skinned alive and doused in vinegar before being eaten alive by an ant colony or something. An example needs to be made so the rest of the advertisers know to fuck off
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>>216500541
>During Violet's horrific transformation into a morbidly obese blueberry, Wonka appears from the machine to offer her a Snickers.
>She shakes her head frantically, her face appearing as an blue inhuman blur.
>Wonka, with an uncanny Jeff the Killer-esque smile, bites into the Snickers and gives a thumbs up before treating the audience to more body horror.
>He then offers Violet's mother a Snickers.
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>>216501180
wtf i dont mind adverts now
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>Billions and billions of dollars pumped into AI
>Still can't surpass what humans did 25 years ago with CERVEZA CRISTAL

SOVL is real - And AI doesn't have it
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why the fuck does every fucking thing have to serve advertising? Why is the whole world just ads on top of ads? Fuck this shit, everyone responsible should be beheaded asap.
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>>216505698
AI is there to make money.
That's where most of the work pertaining to AI goes to.
Not research, or making people's lives easier, but marketing, selling more dumber shit, and nickel and diming people even more.
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>>216505698
Because they need the golems to buy their products to make money.
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>>216504563
I really really hate jeets. Fuck, they need to be silenced.
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>>216501701
>It compromises the integrity of the art that it invades.
it's a tvslop
you want art - go see an indie movie in a movie theatre
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>>216505954
How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast today?
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>>216504563
Targeted ads? At me personally? Wow I feel important. Perfectly matched to my interests? Thank you. It's extremely important to me that the ads I watch are tailored specifically to my interests. That way I can consume more effectively. If I could pay a subscription fee to get more accurately targeted ads, I would do that in a heartbeat.
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>>216501079
>suddenly
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>>216505641
Is it really that much scummier than that one startup that wanted to use eye tracking to make sure consumers were actually watching the ads? I say all advertisers deserve death equally.
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>>216500632
heil coca cola
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Maybe i'd actually buy their dogshit if they didn't act like the equivalent of a homeless guy begging you for change.
I've got more respect for serial killers than i do a*vertisers
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>>216500541
I bought some items online and got hit with adds from them. But I just bought from them. They are using information incoherently.
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>>216504563
Jeets are not human in any way shape or form, and I'm glad the world is realising this now.

>perfectly matched to your interests
This will get real racist real quickly.
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>>216500632
>Tell me why cancer is bad without mention death
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>>216500541
I just won't watch jack shit then.
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>>216505618
Very reddit post
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>>216505292
>dood the technology that will destroy society is le good because sickly 80 year olds can live to be 82
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>>216506730
This just in: You suck over 200 dicks daily.
Source: Not needed
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>Steiner's assault was an order!
>Mein fuehrer, I implore you to eat a snickers.
>Ach, thank you Mr. Günsche, I'm not myself when I'm hungry.
>Now where was I... oh yes;
>The war is lost...
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>>216506634
This, I watch movies from roughly 1970-2010, plus I love rewatches anyway and there is a life time of kino there alone. Then I also have vidya, I have 5 or 6 games that ill play on and off spanning years that provide endless entertainment. I cant fathom the posters here that keep up to date with all the latest streaming slop or reboots, remakes etc. The people who like the new shit will call you a loser or whatever but I really dont care, I will only consume the stuff I like which is nearly entirely pre-DEI era. Its like they like to say now "its not made for you." So be it. Throw in some "non-tech" hobbies in the mix too and there is no excuse to resort to consuming anything made in the DEI era.
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>>216506776
Woah that was a good one. Upvoted.
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>>216500541
I hope this is a fucking joke, if not this in itself is the best ad for piracy ever made.
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>>216502974
This. They said the same of electricity and cars, but look at those now. Unlike those luddities, you and I are on the right side of history.
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>>216506763
maybe they'll cure your gay
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>>216505954
>you want art - go see an indie movie in a movie theatre
What exactly is stopping this from invading that, too? The whole point of the technology is that it can automatically fit itself into any existing media. Theaters could decide to shove AI commercials into indie movies to make some extra money.
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>>216501405
>>How are companies gonna set the price for ads anyway, how do you measure all those marketing kpi and product engagement and all those retarded metrics
With AI.
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>>216500541
Normies too stupid to pirate stream deserve this.
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>>216505450
We need more posts like this, 4chan is dying from autism overload.
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If this is an optional thing(which it most likely would be) for poorfags who can't afford the premium version of a streaming service than I don't see what the issue is? For one poorfags should have to deal with ads and second not everyone prefers when an entire episode or movie pauses for 30 second to a minute to play an ad sequence so having this AI ad option style for people who find it less disruptive is perfectly fine to add.

I just don't see a real argument for why having the option for ppl who want it is bad. The broke uncs who can't afford premium netflix can still use the 90s style ad breaks and people who want the new AI ad option can go with their preference. All the hyperbolic posters in here having a meltdown and making baseless arguments that this will be forced on them feel like fake outrage because AI is involved rather than anything to do with how the technology will actually be implemented.
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>>216501392
It's also always been part of that movie/show.
I won't be watching Casablanca one day and suddenly, Bogart pulls out a Diet Coke.
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>>216502680
kill yourself, you commie piece of shit.
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>>216505137
>The left dindo nuffin'
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>>216500541
I’m willing to accept the fact that I’m a fucking retard, but what is happening here? I’ve read the text 5 times but don’t understand what I’m seeing or what’s happening
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>>216508840
they’re using AI to put products into old tv shows and films?
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>>216501491
that movie is filled with franchise name drops lmao. dont type when you dont know what youre talking about.
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>>216500541
This feels so schizophrenic lmao.
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>>216505698

Anon modern society is based on arrow going up infinitely. But we're running out ways to do that.

>make products that need to be replaced within a couple years
>make subscription based products
>make free products that rely on advertising and selling consumer data to 3rd parties for revenue

We need to apply these strategies to every facet of everyones lives as well as come up with new ideas.
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>>216506821
>Steiner's new orders are... to check out the brand new Lolita V3 onahole that's now available for preorder! It's tighter than the Soviet encirclement of Berlin! Mein Gott, you've got to try it, Anon!
>Anyways, back to the war...
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>>216508902
>ad placement is a thing therefore ai animations interrupting shows/scenes to awkwardly shill products is okay

why is this argument repeated so many times in these threads?
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>>216500632
What is 2+2 and no, don't say 4.
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>>216502680
so that's why we need to import millions of scamming somalians
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>Watch a ww2 documentary
>Suddenly a ton of Volkswagen-brand trucks appear carrying destitute starving jewish inmates
Genuinely a lawsuit waiting to happen when a brand accidentally gets falsely associated with literal nazis kek
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>>216500541
Waynes World wasn’t supposed to be a documentary
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>>216509305
>falsely associated
Nigga Volkswagen was literally, figuratively, and actually FOUNDED by the nazis, if anything can NOT be "falsely" associated with nazis, it's fucking VW.
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>>216509305
Is the joke that Volkswagen did actually build the holocaust trucks and trains?
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>>216509393
Yes
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>>216500541
only a jeet engineer could proudly look at this and think that it is seamless. Only the most minimum effort to ship required
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>>216509398
Just making sure. Can never tell these days.
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>>216504229
>Now back in glass bottles!
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>>216508582
Yes ads are always optional until they aren’t
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>>216507563
The fact a film projector doesn’t have a USB port or WiFi adapter?
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>>216500632
jeets
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>>216500541
Seamless and not at all odd looking or disrupting.
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>>216508902
Imagine watching Casablanca.
Ilsa walks in Ricks bar and they greet and
suddenly Ilsa says "Hey Rick, how about that Coka Cola?"
Rick smiles and tells he just got a batch right from the USA, grabs a bottle and pours Ilsa a drink
Ilsa drinks, flashes a smile for the camera and the scene continues as normal.

Seamlss, undistruptive, genious.
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>>216501079
>You called the resistance
The term is keyboard warriors.
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cyberpunk dytopia in real life.
thanks trump
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>>216502966
>Abolish central banking
That's antisemitic!
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>>216500632
ads are inherently bad.
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>>216500541
i don't mind this if it's something in the background or not interrupting the content. however, this should be free to view. if you want me to pay to watch ads, you can fuck off.
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>>216500541
How does the AI know not to put ads in shocking or emotional scenes? Imagine a rape scene segueing into a Wendy's ad. Now it looks like Wendy's sponsors rape.
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>>216500541
It's objectively better than having to cut to commercials for 5 mins.
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>>216500632
Ads and ai
Advertisement is meant to manipulating people into buying shit they more often than not do not need.
Ai is flooding the internet with mass produced low quality noise that outcompetes true human expression by sheer volume.
Both of these things are net negatives for the human race and should be eliminated.
Also jews and indians
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>>216509907
>rape scene
What are you watching anon?
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>>216502458
YOU'LL PHONE HOME NOW
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>>216509907
The Actually Indians just manually flag out certain scenes for ads
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>>216509907
>Irreversible
>HAVE BREAK, HAVE A KIT-KAT
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>>216509912
no it's not, you faggot shill.
>Hey during this war movie you used to watch uncut, what if all the soldiers were holding Doritos?
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>>216509912
Commercials will still exist. They're just going to add these ads in too.
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If you want a picture of the future, imagine an AI generated advertisement going on forever
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>>216509946
>in my day, movies didn't have rape scenes!
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>>216509988
I haven’t seen a commercial in over 30 years.
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>>216510015
even books will require a wireless connection so they can beam you new ads
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>>216510015
>If you want a picture of the future, imagine an AI generated advertisement going on forever
Would be genuinely kino.
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>>216510035
why do you think they're pulling this shit. They're gonna get em to you one way or another.
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>>216508777
>They won't change Casablanca!
>>>/aco/9073265
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>>216510055
No, they aren’t.
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>>216509946
I just thought of the rape scene in the Sopranos being undercut by the rapist asking Siri what he should have for dinner.
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>>216510127
>Paulie arguing over which great Italian meal to have at Olive Garden
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>>216510091
they're coming for you RIGHT NOW!
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>>216510177
that’s why I have guns
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>>216500541
>watching historical naval kinos
>captain crunch appears
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>>216510388
Your guns will have ads in them.
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>>216500541
couldn't she have just handed him a coke instead of the coffee it would feel more natural and like an actual product placement not some jeet low iq hold it to the camera moment
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>>216510564
>the year is 2036
>skynet has taken over most of the world
>only scattered pockets of human resistance still exist
>your cell gets obliterated by infiltration units
>you're the only one left alive
>frantically trying to reload your holdout pistol
>pistol begins loudly playing an ad jingle
>DID SOMEBODY SAY?
>McDonald's!
>SUBWAY, EAT?
>Fresh, goddammit!
>the pistol still won't unlock
>BK HAVE IT YOUR?
>T-800 appears behind a melted girder
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>>216500541
World War 3 when?
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>>216500541
Michael, I had to make him an offer he couldn't refuse. DirectTv starting at $59.99 a month
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>>216500632
>tell me why ads aren't shitty and annoying
The absolute fucking state of this place
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>>216509988
do you have a source for that? Seems like you are just making shit up.
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>>216510585
Aw shit, we flickswinging?
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>>216509467
>film projector
No one uses film projectors any more, everything is digital and has been for decades. Did you just wake up from a 30 year coma or something?
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>>216511305
what's happening in this video exactly
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>>216510585
The problem is that this IS being designed by low IQ jeets, so you'll take the magical appearing and disappearing Coke can that fully breaks the entire continuity of the scene and like it!
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>>216500632
death to all advertisers
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>>216511255
Cable TV which wasn't supposed to ads when it was first introduced
Streaming which wasn't supposed to have ads when it was first introduced.
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>>216500632
Brahmins.
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>>216511546
nothing. its just a random pick from some brown's "this is you" folder.
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>>216511531
indie/arthouse theaters proudly advertise they use film projectors.
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>>216511827
I've never seen such a theater in my life. Must be some coastal city or European thing.
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>>216511850
>i'm unaware of my surroundings
ok.
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>>216511850
>I've never personally experienced this
Based know-it-all
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>>216511644
People are idiots if they didn't see ads coming for streaming
>Wow I get all these movies and TV shows with no ads for $8.00 a month. What an incredible deal!
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>>216511997
and now they see >>216509988
you get it now? you get the "source"
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>>216511940
Even the smallest single-owner theaters near me (of which there are like 1 or 2) all went fully digital many years ago at this point.
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>>216500632
>tell me about the sky without mentioning air or blue
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>>216502680
No, lefties were worshipping blacks, trooning out kids, and rallying for forced vaccinations and war in Ukraine.
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I was scared of ai replacing human creativity until I actually tried it. There are not prompts that will create something that's more than 60% what you had in mind. It's dogshit for anything except erp chatting. McDonalds probably paid a fortune to create that shitty ad, and normies wont have the funds to use those resources, and will still have to learn to draw or sculpt in blender if they want to make their own porn.
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>>216509988
>ai inserts ad placement for another/competing product into commercial
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>>216500705
lel
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>>216500948
I knew I recognised him from somewhere.
https://youtu.be/4xmckWVPRaI
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>>216508582
Go jump in front of a train for a selfie Rajesh
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>>216500588
like everything else in Jeet World, timmies created what you're using every day
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>>216500632
Fuck off Jew
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>>216505954
>in a movie theatre
Why do you think that's somehow a sacred place lololol
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Luddites fear this
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>>216509176
2 squared
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>>216514407
The one valuable thing ai has is that it’s godly for generating niche porn stories.
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>>216505054
yeah all the boomers said the same thing about photoshop in the 90s
you'll live
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>>216500541
nips do it better as always.
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>>216500541
I really can't think of any other gentile race creating something like this, not even the blacks.
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>>216514729
can you recommend an ai for that purpose?
I tried character.ai but wasn't that impressed
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>Agua
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>>216500632
You're right. Without jews, there be no bad.
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>>216514999
grok
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>>216500705
good job
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>>216500632
jeets
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>>216514792
I wonder if japanese wagies are just as miserable as american wagies. I know their salarymen are all violently suicidal but I wonder if that tracks with food service as well.
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>>216500541
That's honestly fucking awful but also we should be making a bunch of these because it's hilarious
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>>216503512
you know da roolz
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>>216500632
hylics
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>>216509907
>>216509946
>>216510127
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>>216500541

Immersion breaking shenanigans work against the advertised product as it generates a negative response. If one must resort to product placement it needs to be subtle to be effective.

Otherwise the only thing this is accomplishing is for everyone to start pirating content. Things are already quite insufferable as they are so pushing harder will only drive people away.
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>>216517119
>product placement only works if you don’t notice it

Isn’t that just admitting it doesn’t work at all?
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>>216500705
fifth post best post
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>>216517119
I heard people hated the product placement in "Evolution" I didn't think "head and shoulder" was a real product because the name sounded too dumb.
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>>216514792
Nip mcdonald is something else entirely. Everything looked as they advertised
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>>216500705
>>216500632
GOT'EM
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>>216517642
>I didn't think "head and shoulder" was a real product because the name sounded too dumb.
I assume you're not American, then, because if you were and you didn't know about Head and Shoulders shampoo at that time you might have been clinically retarded as a kid.
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>>216503100
corporations aren't anything-leaning and any assertion otherwise is a screen meant to make you hate your common man instead of the real enemy
"mcdonalds believes in X? i knew it! i hate other people who also believe in X!" shut up bro just hate mcdonalds like a normal person
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>>216506161
have a feeling this is sarcasm but i really don't see a problem with this. what's wrong with getting advertisements that are tailored to you, i don't wear makeup or anything so what's the point of shoving that shit in my face
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>>216500632
Can't wait for the lampshades and oven ads in the pianist.
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>>216519324
Personalized algorithms seal you into an echo chamber bubble where you're only ever shown things you already like and have drastically limited exposure to things outside your interests or comfort zone which could end up interesting you if you give them a chance. This is true of everything from ads to music to youtube to google searches. The more everything is personalized and tailored to you, the more narrow, limited, and lacking in novelty your life experience becomes.
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>>216502680
>>216503100
Today, neither bat for the everyman.
The right wing promises halting of immigration, but refuse to crack down on corporate overreach, while progressives, who've taken over the left wing care more about political correctness and foreigners.
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>>216500541
If you eat from the streaming trough don't complain about how the slop tastes. You niggers asked for this.



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