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Queen of /film/

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bow down
>i weep

>>216522614
/rape/core
>Rashomon (1950)
>The Virgin Spring (1960)
>Viridiana (1961)
>Intentions of Murder (1964)
>For a Few Dollars More (1965)
>Blow Up (1966)
>Red Angel (1966)
>Violence at Noon (1966)
>Marketa Lazarova (1967)
>Blind Beast (1969)
>Rape (1969)
>Straw Dogs (1971)
>Deliverance (1972)
>The Goat Horn (1972)
>Salo (1975)
>The Sea of Genkai (1976)
>Rape! (1976)
>Serial Rapist (1978)
>Excalibur (1981)
>The Rape (1982)
>Spine (1986)
>Lolita Vibrator Torture (1987)
>Landscape on the Mist (1988)
>All Night Ling (1992)
>The Baby of Mâcon (1993)
>Bastard Out of Carolina (1996)
>Irreversible (2002)
>The Dillinger Escape Plan's Setting Fire to Sleeping Giants music video (2004)
>Buck Breaking (2021)

>>216522643
*ahem*
You forgot Viridiana.

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>>216522593
>he doesn't enjoy the Beatles or Wu-Tang
Pleb detected.

>>216522614
>To what extent do you separate the art from the artist?
completely. unless theyre a real faggot i guess

>>216521953
No, you're just insecure about anyone disagreeing with you, because you try hard to fit in by being the same as everyone else. Basically, you're normies.

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RIP Bruce Lee RIP Yusaku Matsuda RIP Brandon Lee

>>216522686
You already posted this in the last thread.

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>>216522672
>cobbled together dj slop of two mainstream but relatively okayish artists

>>216522699
No, this one is the remastered version.

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>>216522643
>Landscape in the Mist (1988)
Kek come on man.
And don't forget
>Rapeman 1 (1993)
>Rapeman 2 (1994)
>Rapeman 3 (1994)
>Rapeman 4 (1994)
>Rapeman 5 (1995)
>Rapeman 6 (1995)
>Rapeman 7 (1995)
>Oedo Rapeman (1996)
>Oedo Rapeman 2 (1996)
>>216522612
>>216522553
Alright thanks. I fuck with Swans so I'm interested.

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My thread was inspired by JJL fan abuse in these halls but I found a funny Nas photo so I used that instead. But this was the original working photo.

>>216522612
Bad Moon Rising and EVOL are my favourite Swhy records.

I would suggest to Birkinbro to listen to The Whitey Album and TV Shit with Yamatsuka Eye, they are some noisy studio records.
I was disappointed to find out Thirsty Thurston sings Starpower live because it's my favourite Kim studio performance and I don't like him singing on it even though he wrote it.

>>216522672
The Beatles rock and so does the Wu. For me, it's Rubber Soul and 6 Feet Deep by Gravediggaz.

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>fast /film/ threads

>>216522614
>Who are your problematic favourites? Be it actors or directors.

>John Wayne
Draft dodger, racist
>Brisseau
Raped my asshole years ago

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>>216522614
Gross coalburner

>>216522614
favorite slop?
i get it, we all appreciate kino of the highest degree but what do you watch when youre toast and in the mood for some real shit of the purest kind?

for me its usually john carpenter or similar. topslop imo

>>216522661
*taps the /rape/core list*
read again

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>>216522709
Enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIUlLBImgH8

John Carpenter is a master formalist and not a purveyor of [dumbass zoomer buzzword].

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I stooded up and shouted KINO from this shot
>guess the film

>>216522754
His worst crime is that his name is Marion.

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>>216522709
>cobbled together dj slop of two kino artists
Sign me the FUCK up:
https://youtu.be/6-hC5FA5-uQ

normie ahh niggas

>>216522819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipkd93C6nZ4

For me it's Deftones x Britney. I like it better than the original Change.

If /v/ had a /film/ equivalent, what games would've been discussed there?

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>>216522699
When an attention-seeking lifeform doesn't get what he wants from bait, he throws it back into the water until he gets a response.

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>>216522614
>To what extent do you separate the art from the artist?
Basically entirely.
>Do you hold it against other posters when they admire an immoral (from your point of view) actor/filmmaker?
Only if they admire them for their immorality (including immoral films).
>Who are your problematic favourites?
>actors
The beauty-being, duty-fleeing, costar-cucking, Kechiche-calumnying Queen of /film/ Ophélie Bau (obviously).
>actors or directors
Jerry Lewis

>>216522781
You snuck it in without acknowledging my correction last thread. Very disrespectful.

>>216522854
Probably Skyrim and GTA 5, seeing the state of these threads. Anons would probably say Alpha Minecraft was real arthouse shit and unknown to many.

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/tv/erdict?

>>216522854
no games would be discussed there, only entry level music, yugioh cards, waifus and meta flaming between established personalities

>>216522784
now this is kino

>>216522869
More like you're an attention giving specimen, I just wanted these threads to be good, but y'all are too cringe. Autistic people drive people away.

>>216522614
>QOTD
I hold Kinski's 3 star rated feet (lower than Charlotte's) on wikifeet against her. They might as well belong to Klaus.

>>216522879
*rapes you to shreds*

>>216522737
She was so fucking unbearable in Fargo. I suppose I got what I deserved for watching Fargo (I promised a friend), but still.

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>>216522614
>QOTD: Intermezzo
>Who are your completely, 100% unproblematic favourites? Be it actors or directors.
The life-loving, pulchritude-picturing, Bau-believing, indubitably innocent couscous King of /film/ Abdellatif Kechiche

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>Who are your problematic favourites?
Klaus Kinski (abuser)... Abbas Kiarostami (rapist).. Alfred Hitchcock (fat)... The list goes on...

>>216522737
>>216522727
EVOL is a superlative work of art. If it was just Shadow of a Doubt repeated 10 times, it'd still be a near-perfect album. The only reason why Daydream is my favorite is due to the personal affection I hold for it.

The Whitey Album would probably appeal to a Zappa fan, you're right on the money about that. Realistically, though, the "correct" thing to do is starting with the self-titled EP and listening to all of their albums in order, starting from there.

>>216523073
>Abbas Kiarostami (rapist)
Holy based. Love him even more now. Somepony add Ten to the /rape/core list.

>>216523073
>Abbas Kiarostami (rapist)
>Accuser is literally called "Maniac Akbari"
Why wasn't this thrown out immediately?

>>216523146
Because the powers that be can't bear to let a brown king win. Kechiche all over again.

>>216522886
go ahead then faggot what are your kino recommendations? please enlighten us

>>216522754
>Draft dodger
https://sofrep.com/news/was-john-wayne-a-draft-dodger-during-wwii/

>>216522887
Yikes

>>216523164
Iranians would be considered white if they weren't Muslim.

>>216523228
I pass. I don't want any more attention and I don't wanna go on this subreddit full of obsessed niggas ever again. This will be my last post, these are my recs:
>2001
>The Sopranos
>Breaking Bad
>Parasite
>Dogtooth
>Citizen Kane

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Lol, Kogonada thinks he can go back to being in good graces with hipsters after whatever that piece of shit with Margot Robbie was.

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>>216522934
She's great at playing a shithawk. Perhaps the greatest female shitbird actor alive. Her chaotic evilness almost redeems The Hateful Eight. Most women are too conscious of their looks to effectively play a demon hag. I quit watching Fargo midway through season 2, I'm not a fan of the Coen bros and their lolsorandom style. I do like Hudsucker but maybe that's because of the Raimi writing credit tempering their worst impulses. It's funny that NCFOM and TWBB are so inextricably linked... Isn't one clearly far outstripped by the other?

>>216523031
>>QOTD: Intermezzo
>>Who are your completely, 100% unproblematic favourites? Be it actors or directors.

Charlotte Gainsbourg, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Roman Polanski, Klaus Kinski, William Burroughs, Armie Hammer and Deadwood Pedo are my unproblematic favs.

(I only chain the art to the artist in special cases, like John Landis, where the crime was committed within the art.)

>>216523073
I never looked too hard at the self titled EP cover for years so I thought it was actually like 8 people in Sonic Youth before I looked hard and was like, oh, it's just them doubled... this pic is basically what I thought the cover was for a long time.
>in order
I did this, it's interesting to see how they start noisy, go gothy for a spell, have a (for my taste, I don't like Sister) painful transition growing pains phase where they're like a dweeby alt rock band, then fully emerge as a magisterial noise pop band with GOO.

>>216523293
Finally A true patrician

>>216523288
Some of them sure. Most probably not (Kiarostami would get clocked as brown just like Kechiche).

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>>216523326
>Charlotte Gainsbourg
Um...

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>>216522854
Shenmue, the greatest game ever made.
I'm not kidding.

https://youtu.be/vsPTJ03WVPE

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>>216523326
I love that cover. Mainly because of Kim. She had something truly interesting going on there for a moment. Shame she dyed her hair blonde almost immediately after.

>>216522854
We'd all be dickriding Planescape Torment with a few people calling it reddit, while the actual reddit posters dickride commie elysium.

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>>216523449
Shenmue is very Ozu-esque

Sonic Youth bullied Nardwar I don’t forgive

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>>216522614
Based pic, she was looking particularly angelic that day. Me on the right btw.

>>216523633
Based Kinskibro, nice to see you.

Watch On The Waterfront, starring the best actors of the world, Marlon Brando, Lee J. Cobb and Karl Malden, the beauty of Eva Marie Saint, directed the traitor Elia Kazan.

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>>216523301
You mean the kino he made with Sarah Gadon?

>>216523449
How can a video game have this much soul?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4glqDpxqEwk

Hilarious that Kogonada added his korean name to his wikipedia but not his real one. Ricecel developed a complex about his name being Ernie.

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>>216523607
This article probably makes more sense to SY fans

>>216523702
Damn this cunt has walled hard.

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>>216523788
Quite incorrect friend

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I played Shenmue up until they make you become a wageslave at the docks and then got bored. It’s just a clunky simulator of real life but with less features than real life and you’re also a child with a curfew. I don’t get the appeal…

>>216522753
why does this movie look so clear and high resolution compared to every movie ive seen? what did they do differently?

>>216523861
phone in the dingo: our resident expert on lensering

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>>216523486
>dyed her hair blonde
Stopped dyeing it black.*

>>216523813
I love Sarah Gadon

>>216522614
>QOD
Asking this question in the Polanski general, lol.

>>216523813
Manface

>>216522874
What is "problematic" about Lewis?

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>>216524050
Silence cuck

>>216523771
Why is his real name an americanized one even though he was born in Korea?
Also, hi SupremeLemon, you somehow got pretentiously filtered by The Bad Guys 2 out of all things lmao. That flick was fun, basically like one of them late Mission Impossible entires if they didn't suck, and Mr. Wolf is hot.

>>216523607
Good, fuck Nardwuar.

>>216523861
Good question. It was extremely low budget. Maybe there's just light infetterence in utah because they're all luddite jesus freaks.

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>>216523031
>>216523853
>>Who are your completely, 100% unproblematic favourites?
Do I even have to say it?

Damn, last thread flew by, i was away for three hours and you guys completely filled the thread, it was mostly /mu/ stuff again though lol.

Time for some BBW puke arthouse films.

>>216524142
/film/ - névroses et frustations sexuelles.

>>216522614
>problematic
the only three type of directors I found problematic are a) a rapist, b) a pedo, c) a murderer
anything else a is irrelevant

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>>216524091
She must die. Else she'll nauseate more men.

>>216524183
What about one who's all three?

>>216523861
It was made by an industrial filmmaker, same reason why Alien visually mogs all other space movies made in the same era from Ridley’s commercial expertise.

>>216524221
Ridley is a terrible director. If anything in that movie is good it's the result of other members of the production.

>>216524221
>>216524241
Sir Ridley*

>>216524241
>other members of the production.

Who directed these people?

>>216524208
three negatives multiplied or divided together always equal a negative result

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>>216523853
>>216523853
I mean, that’s the whole point of this entire section: to make you reflect on the dullness of everyday life on how existence loops in quiet, almost imperceptible cycles, and yet we persist, compelled by something we can’t quite name, or some vague distant goal.
Moving forward through repetition as if meaning might emerge from the very act of continuing. And in fact, the very softness and secondary nature of the game’s storyline becomes part of its poetic beauty as if the narrative itself chooses to step back, allowing the weight of the everyday to speak louder than plot.

>>216524306
Not your reddit spacing ass, ridley.

Sir Ridley-posting is arguably even funnier than Spikeposting. It hasn't fully caught on yet, though.

>>216524297
Correct.
>>216524334
Not even a meme. m8

>>216524334
Neither is funny.

>>216524377
Spikeposting was.

>>216524523
Post more from the ama.

>>216524446
Still is.

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>>216524532
Not a lot of interesting stuff, unfortunately. He said that he's a gamer (not surprising, given his appearance), and wants to make an animated film.

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Well if you nerds have nothing left to discuss then yours truly is gonna go watch Charmed™.

>>216524662
Holly Marie Combs > Alyssa Milano > Rose Macgowan > (power gap) > every other female actress who ever guested on the show > Shannen Doherty.

>>216524446
>>216524572
Never was.

>>216524572
Dream Long Dead.

>>216524662
Yours truly's gotta get hexed with heart failure.

>>216524574
Meh.

>>216524717
Then leave

>>216524574
Doesn't Tsai already have the rights for Chinese Ninja Turtles?

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>>216522727
Just marathoned Bad Moon Rising and loved most of it. The first six tracks were the highlight for me. I can only describe the feeling I got as "haunted nostalgia". I'm into it. Thank you.

I went up to Milwaukee to see an old friend of mine
And Thurston came over, he was out of his mind
He said, 'I'd like to just sit with her
Old friend fucked up in my head
If I had that to go home to
I'd never leave again

>>216524761
Reonardo = Tony Leung
Laphael = Chow Yun-fat
Donaterro = Donnie Yen
Michaerangero = Spike Lee

Off-topic mierda posts abour normie rock bands... what a shit general.

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>>216524761
Consult the list.

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>>216523898
I think this is my favorite picture you've posted of Kim. Gave me the urge to play Teen Age Riot, frankly.

>>216524748
No.

>>216524879
Chinese Barton Fink would probably work the best.

>>216524901
I agree, it's the best picture of her, she doesn't look her usual "old lady who smells bad" in it.

>>216524879
Coffee The Motion Picture, when?

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>>216524833
For me, it’s Halloween.

>>216524322
Iiiiiiiinteresting…… I find that when people say “Every Ozu is the same”, I have this response. The repetition is the point. You realise he is a master even more every time you watch one of his joints. He turned his entire oeuvre into one meta-masterwork. Bresson only did this within movies separate movies but Ozu loops across movies and has a greater, more holistic experience…

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It's a real shame Chinese Teletubbies 2 isn't happening. I was looking forward to it.

>>216524833
"First six tracks" is basically the whole album. They added 4 bonus songs (including Halloween) on the CD version, but Death Valley '69 is the real closer. EVOL (the record BMR precedes) has even more of that "haunted nostalgia" vibe you're referring to. It's masterful, thoroughly recommended.
I always heard that Albini lyric as "If I had that to go home to/I'd never leave my bed" btw.

>>216524901
She was 35 years old when Teen Age Riot came out. It's pretty mad.

>>216524966
Ozu dug repetition, just like president Carter and chairman Mao.

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>>216524953
How about teenager who smells bad?

>>216525026
Hope you die, little one.

Didn’t cucka announce his parasite and breaking bad shilling post would be his final?

>>216525073
Super cute.

>>216525110
that wasn't me

wow not cool, she hate me

>>216524934
Over a Tsai-directed Chinese Pink Flamingos?

Sir Ridley really needs to make a film with a very funny title like She Hate Me or Highest 2 Lowest. It's the missing ingredient.

>>216525162
Chinamen can't sing from their assholes.

>>216525209
This post reads like classic Noir dialogue.

>>216524523
>>216524574
What a cringelord, and he seems to fit right in on Reddit. No wonder Resurrection looks like a Everything Everywhere All at Once but for Canneshit crowd.

>>216525233
spoken like a true smoothbrain

>>216524574
he got game

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>>216522614
>QOTD
I don't think the views presented by characters in films are necessarily reflective of the artist's personal views. I do however try taking into account any background information I may have of the artist. If I have an idea of how the artist thinks, it adds context into the piece of art I'm enjoying. Actually, art can very well be reflective of the artist's personal views. I love changing my mind during a paragraph. Descartes meditation type shit.
>QOTD: Canto Due
Gerard Depardieu, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Tetsuro Tamba (I don't know if he did anything, he just seems rapey), and Setsuko Hara (for not giving any more kino)

>>216525110
We've passed the XXXXXL jar of hand sanitizer to him now.

>>216525430
Gonna take a long time before I sanitize my hands.

>>216525222
Kek, thanks.

>>216524698
I can't imagine how you could dislike shannen while also liking alyssa milano

>>216524861
Replace spike lee with keith david and I'll take it

>>216525572
What do you mean, they don't look alike at all.

Korean americans suck, their flicks are fucking boring. Kogonada sucks. Sundance 2026 has TWO korean american films in it's US competition and both sound boring as fuck, especially Bedford Park (muh familial expectations who gives a fuck, this shit about asian parents being unbearable is getting tiresome), Kogonada made passable Columbus, but After Yang was dumb and cringe, don't have hopes for the new one. Celine Song's Materialists was okay if you take it as a pastiche on rom-coms, but Past Lives was a gloss magazine cover version of In The Mood For Love. Even fucking Moonlight is a better and more authentic homage to WKW. But usually it's even worse, as I already mentioned all of that shit is about how their parents expect some shit from them and they can fulfill those expectations and for some reason this is a problem, like who gives a fuck nigga? You're in America now, put those fucks in a retirement home and never call them again lol.

>>216525689
>Koreans suck
FTFY.

>>216525689
tl dr whatever you're yapping about

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>>216525689
>Lil Tommy gets cranky when a film with a specific target audience in mind (not him) is released and the people who it was targeted towards praise it
Like the scorpion and the monkey.

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>>216525677
I assumed your power ratings were holistic. Doherty was a smokestack.

>>216525802
It was merely a looks ranking. Can't stand Doherty's crooked face.

>>216525784
>Making a film for a target audience and not all of humanity
Pathetic.

>>216525833
Better than milano's shitty fake tans

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>>216525784
>Two souls collide: a Korean American woman struggling with family expectations and her own aspirations, and an ex-wrestler haunted by his past. Their paths unexpectedly cross, leading to a transformative journey.
This shit sounds BORING and uncinematic. Make BETTER movies ya gooks.

>>216525611
Well Spike has an Asian surname and being the orange one would tie in nicely with the Knicks thing but it's all still negotiable at this stage.

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Why does Gary Coopuh get referenced so much in Ozu movies? He was ranked #1 in KineJun's top foreign actors of the 20th century too. I guess they just really love Gary Coopuh in Japan for some reason.

>>216525909
Ok then replace that faggot donnie yen I hate his face. Him and spike can asianboybeatdown the other turtles

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Does this fella have any kinos beyond The Long Goodbye?

>>216525931
His influence on Japanese culture is so ubiquitous that he even inspired the turtles from Mario.

These threads have inspired me to damage humanity.

Yawn.

>>216525931
i've seen a woman who looks like this do unspeakable things

>>216525997
Kill yourself.

>>216525931
I want her to circumcise me with those chompers and then devour my foreskin and however much more of me she needs to be sated sooooo bad.

Also, I noticed that most of the debut features through festivals are made by millenitards. Mfs in their 30s are making first movies, fuck were they doing in their 20s? No wonder most of those flicks fucking suck, one's creative prime is usually the 20s, and they can refine their skill during that time to keep making good movies further in life. But the filmmakers who start at 30 and later are rarely any good, you need to have exceptional talent and energy, you're most driven at your 20s to do shit. Barely any zoomers out there making films, are those fucks also gonna wait till their 30s?

>>216526089
>fuck were they doing in their 20s?
If Sean Baker's any indication, they were probably in the throes of heroin addiction.

You evah feel like nuttin guhd wuhz evah gunna happen to you?

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I can't tell if this was cringe or kino, but I enjoyed it anyway. God tier aesthetics and atmosphere.

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>>216526067
Are you programmed to invent riddles?

>>216526131
Every single second of my life.

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Today this could be
The greatest thread of /film/'s life
Before we hit 310
Before we run out of time
Stay on-topic
Stay on-topic
Watch the thread come alive tonight
Stay on-topic

>>216525997
This.

>>216526135
It's cringe and the CGI sucks.

>>216526174
He sure showed heroin.

>>216526135
Great sets but the atmosphere that should be creeping and gothic (with steampunk mix) is ruined by crazy fucking pacing like the movie is trying to outrun Usain Bolt. And the finale is just silly. Often overrated, and it ain't better than The Matrix.

>>216526183
This this = trvth nvke

>>216526135
I respect how obsessed Ebert was with Proyas. He even defended Knowing.

This = Kys

>>216523813
Not bad for a 55 yold

>>216526222
God's of Egypt is digital landscape extravaganza kino.

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>>216526135
>>216526192
>>216526211
Sorry I meant to post this one.

>>216526174
this wigger won an oscar with a blobfish's twerking, I'm LMAOing at the academy.

>>216526295
Keep seething at based OP, little pup.

I have one day to give my KG invite away before it disappears. But I don't even know anyone who's into film -_-

>>216526295
As he should. Dat ahh was worth it.

>>216526307
RuTracker board lil bro.

>>216526322
I didn't realize I was speaking with plebs ^_^

>>216526306
take it easy sean

>>216526295
>this wigger
He's actually more of a lil Timmy.

Which posters of /film/ are Timmies?

>>216526375
DJ Dar
Richard David James
Aaron Funk
goreshit

>>216525950
I haven't seen it yet but he was in the MASH movie and it was directed by the same guy who directed The Long Goodbye so I assume it's gotta be good

>>216526375
Dikembe Mutombo
ChewyKablooey
DJ Qualls
OfficialJamesDeen

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>>216524063
He was pretty notorious for being a dick with the most egregious examples being him being a bit of a sex pest and treating most of his children quite badly.

>>216525931
>For some reason
The dude was kino incarnate.

>>216526307
Would you share it to me? :0

Are we going to crack 4 threads in 24 hrs?

We're all crackheads here.

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You'll Cowards Don't Even Crack 4 Threads In 24 Hrs
>>216525847
>a film for all of humanity
This hasn't been made, has it?

Wow wow wow easy

>>216526573
yh

>Called the Human Condition
>About one guy's very specific experiences which I a human cannot relate to
???

>>216526602
low eq take

>>216526602
>I a human
Prove it

>>216526633
That's what the captcha's for and I passed with flying colors.

>>216526532
Maybe? :v
Post your top 5 kinos and we'll see... 0_o

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>>216526375
I used to be a lil Timmy but I'm in recovery. I'm now a lil Chrissy (Italian-American third generation). If something isn't made in New York, I don't wanna hear about it!

>>216526573
Rocky IV united the world...

>>216526654
:0

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>>216526602
Are you unable to relate to being a decent soul in an internal and or external conflict against forces of evil? Being forced to act against your deeply rooted beliefs? Ego death from succumbing to the ways of the evil? Longing for fulfillment against insurmountable odds?

>>216526665
Post yours first >.<

>>216526420
Just being a dick is problematic? I thought OP was about rape and murder.

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What are the /film/ approved giallos?

Sion Sono rapist
Mizoguchi incel
Gallo zesty

>>216526697
Did you miss the sex pest part?

>>216526692
Chinese Oydssey
De Kakkerlak
Fantôme du Monoprix
Reflections on White
Herausfinden

Why do you have to relate to a character anyway, can't you just observe and learn from such observation without projecting yourself into the characters? This "can't relate" horseshit has never made sense to me.

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>>216526692
hehe okii><
1. The Human Condition
2. Il Decameron
3. Beyond The Valley of The Dolls
4. Land of Broken Hearts
5. Heaven's Gate
pweeease ;_; i uuuusually take nothin fron nobody cuz im a kind hairpin xd tHank <3

>>216526726
Big stretch from "sex pest" to "rapist".

'Ate plot
'Ate dialog
'Ate character development
Love me atmosphere
Love me mood
Love me vibes

Simple as

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>>216526740
No, all characters are literally me because I contain infinite multitudes and every human being on the earth reflects a glimmer of my iridescent soul.

>>216526755
I love it all.

>>216526758
Good, then you never use the "can't relate" cop out.

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>>216526679
Not only does the Sopranos share a ton of its cast with Ferrara films, but it has an episode (the one with Paulie and the Virgin Mary) which serves as one big reference to Bad Lieutenant.

But did you know Lou Doillon (Charlotte's stepsis) is in a Ferrara film???

>>216526690
>relate to being a decent soul in an internal and or external conflict against forces of evil?
>Ego death from succumbing to the ways of the evil?
Evil does not exist (2024) so no.
>Being forced to act against your deeply rooted beliefs?
Sufficiently deeply rooted beliefs cannot be acted against as they are the preconditions of acting at all.
>Longing for fulfillment against insurmountable odds?
Skill issue.

>>216526743
not bad anon, I'll send it to you when I figure out teh PM system here

Good night /film/

>>216526788
I remember not knowing this film was being/had been made and then all of a sudden there was a torrent for it, and pretty quick after it was released in theaters/shown in festivals.

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>Charlotte's stepsis
She's even horsier than Jane B.

>>216526751
>In a 2022 Vanity Fair article, actresses Karen Sharpe, Hope Holiday, Renée Taylor, Jill St. John, Anna Maria Alberghetti and Lainie Kazan accused Lewis of sexual assault and harassment. According to Sharpe, Lewis assaulted her during a wardrobe fitting, while Holiday alleged Lewis locked her in his dressing room, then began talking graphically and masturbating in front of her. Alberghetti and Kazan alleged Lewis sexually harassed them.

>>216526806
Night, lad.

>>216526819
None of that is rape.

>>216526806
*smooch*

>>216526815
Jesus wept. They're morphing as donkeys, all of them.

>>216526825
Rather problematic tho'.

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>>216526755
'Ate a dozen donuts
'Ate two big bags of Doritos
'Ate one of those one gallon bottles of the generic brand fruit punch
'Ate a nasty old rotting banana
Love pot
Love studying the American revolution
Love the GPS
Love bong hit transplants
Simple as

>>216526842
True, agree. I hate the term sex pest, which seems to be popular now, because it can mean so many different things of different levels.

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>>216526787
I nevah sed dat. I nevah fawkin sed dat!

>>216526788
I was just looking for an image of Chrissy to post from The Addiction for that post but I couldn't find one online lol.
>Go Go Tales
I've been meaning to watch this for Asia... who had Charlotte play her mummy Daria Nicolodi in her autobiopic.

>>216526815
The fabled Charlotte mouf and Jane toof fusion that we discussed previously!

>>216526067
LOL

The Pest

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>>216526679
This movie fucks so hard.

>>216526911
I'M IN A MOOD TO SCAM
SIMPLY BECAUSE I CAN

>>216526938
You can't fuck a movie

What did Jane B. think about Lemon Incest?

>>216522672
upload the file you fucking faggot

>>216526860
>I hate the term sex pest, which seems to be popular now, because it can mean so many different things of different levels.
I kind of agree, but I think that it's largely because we're in an age where we're too obsessed with interrogating norms around sex. I feel like at least generally speaking, in better time / setting it'd have the value that you'd be able to capture all the kinds of shit that Jerry did with it while there'd be basically be no chance of shit like the Channel 5 guy did falling under it.

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>>216526963
I said the movie itself fucks.

>>216526980
What file?

>>216526983
it'd have the value that it had in that*

>>216525950
anything he did with Altman. California Split is dreadfully under-rated

>>216527016
that Vera Farmiga file you wouldn't upload about 3 months ago. don't think i've forgotten you little worm

How about it's called California Slit and instead of being gambling addicts they're addicted to pussy?

>>216527044
oh HELL yea dood hehehehehehehehee

>>216527044
God damn it Don you've done it again!

What if it's The Suckpranos and Tony's gay.... "Whatevah happun tah Tab Huntah, now DAT wuhz a man"

>>216527085
He rents Pahty Manstah but it's not gay enough for him.

>>216527085
John Waters, he was straight?
NOOOOOOOOOOO are you lishindame?

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>>216526969
It sucks but it's ____

>>216527145
zesty

>>216527145
TRANSCENDENT

We're all pahty manstahs here.

Why is The Sopranos considered /film/ when other TV shows aren't?

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>>216527188
Considered by who?

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>>216527043
>that Vera Farmiga file you wouldn't upload about 3 months ago. don't think i've forgotten you little worm
I genuinely don't recall. Do you have an archive link? If not, can you try being more specific than "that file"?

We all know what "the file" is here.

Lots of people here at this hour, that's unusual.

>>216527341
A lot of momentum from the last thread.

>>216527341
All me

>>216527341
Slopdance edition revitalized /film/ for the time being.

>>216527434
Revitalised in spite of it, not because of it.

>>216527513
>The spade after the full stop
Where the hell is this from?

>>216527481
Yeah the OP was shit but the thread itself was the best we've had in weeks.

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>>216527513
>British "journalism"

>>216527740
Hats off to whoever did the Picnic at Hanging Rock feet game to kick off such a scholarly and civil discussion.

>>216527740
People were saying that about the previous thread.

>>216527811
>British "journalism"
Gallo warned us.

>>216527695
It's one of Boris Johnson's articles in the Spectator.

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>>216527811
>Hats off to whoever did the Picnic at Hanging Rock feet game to kick off such a scholarly and civil discussion.
Agreed. Speaking of, I'm gonna go watch that before it gets bright out.

>>216527814
I can see that; /film/ has been on a roll these past few days compared to the doldrums of October. I certainly don't miss threads taking 3 days to archive or multiple threads archiving early in a row.

>>216527921
May of us had left, many of us came back in november.

>>216527991
All me btw

Need to watch more european comedies.

>>216527921
All of /film/bros came home for the holidays, based.

>>216528027
ok then watch i swear, best movie of the year, innit?

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>>216528168
>British
Big yikes.

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>>216528231
She should be in Miike’s next movie instead of Charli XCX.

>>216528481
She definitely should be in movies, that's for sure.

>not enjoying british kino
spoken like a true smooth brain

Good night, /film/.

>>216528683
*smooch*

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>>216528683
>>216528707

slowypoke rodrigo thread.

>>216522614
>Qotd
I'll try to for the most part (some examples are impossible though lost prophets come to mind I know it's a band but still)
I do like some of Woody Allen's movies (Annie hall for example)but admit getting married to someone who was barely a teenager while you're nearing your 60s is creepy as fuck(not familiar with the Ronan farrow stuff)
I don't hold it against anyone though if they like controversial actors/directors
>Most recently watched
The brutalist
Brilliant first half not so with the second half acted(no wonder Brody won a second Oscar playing laszlo)and directed incredibly(especially with that budget)

>>216529105
>getting married to someone who was barely a teenager while you're nearing your 60s is creepy as fuck
It's not unless you're a zoomer Redditor. Some women like older men, including sexually, it's a preference. And most men like younger women, so it works out when you find a woman who wants an old man. Happens with gays all the time too, a lot of them got a GILF fetish.

>>216529157
shut up pedo

>>216529203
Go back to TikTok

He was gay, Todd Haynes?

>>216529368
Afraid so

>>216529368
I always mix him up with Gus van Sant

>>216529686
I always mix him up with Townes Van Zandt.

When I was in high school I really enjoyed Tarantino films, but watching them again now I'm 30, jesus fucking christ, they're so boring, derivative, soulless and safe

>>216530121
I always mix him up with Dick Van Dyke.

>>216530505
I always mix him up with Rip Van Winkle.

We're all mixed up here.

>>216530704
All me.

>>216530833
Not me.

I watched Train Dreams and loved it

bakin

sagabona
kunjani wena

>>216530898
What's the edish?

I like how /hor/ also got faster recently

>>216530926
Wait and see.

>>216530977
Good night, Sean.

>>216530999
*smooch*

I wash my hands of this edition.

>>216531012
Good night, smoochanon.

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>>216531057
*smooch*

>>216531068
bump

Wake up Sean, it's time to post new.

SEAN YOU CAWKSUCKAH POST THE FAWKIN THREAD

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>>216526715
most of them really

bump