G-guys I think /hor/ died.... editionPrev: >>216522071
>>216540347What are the /hor/ approved giallos?
>>216540347... and in strange aeons even /hor/ may die...
>>216540347What is he thinking? Is he spooked? Who spooks the spook? :0
>archiving that close to bump limitWhat's the best horror that cuts off slightly prematurely, like you expected there to be ten more minutes but it just ends right then and there?>>216540383Everything Argento made up until Stendhal Syndrome.
>>216540347*save horror*
>>216540622The Last Broadcast
>>216540383I haven't seen very many, but I really enjoyed Opera.
>third movie confirmedHOWZAT
Buddy (2026)>A group of kids must escape from a TV showTrendy zoomer core premise, but it's made by Casper Kelly so it could be kino...
>>216540832*blocks your path*
>>216540832I still wonder what life he must've led up until Blackcoat's Daughter because he didn't start taking the film industry seriously as a career path until he was already in his 40s, all he did before was some very minor acting and writing in the 2000s and early 2010s. It does make me wonder if he had been at this when he was younger if his output could've been even better. I don't think his movies are as bad as /tv/ in general but Blackcoat still hasn't been topped as far as I'm concerned.
Watch Lowlifes
For the anon that wanted a Christmas zombie movie, here, have a zom-com...scuse me, cadaver-com. Stupid but moderately funny, done in a psuedo-grindhouse style with the fake film grain. (some after-credits scenes)
>>216541281Going by VHS it'll be kinda half-baked, more than a little self indulgent bordering on obnoxious, but with some excellent moments that makes it worth itShould watch Yule Log tonight as I've been putting it off
What I like about the Argento movies that I've watched so far since I saw Suspiria last week is how they feel honest horror movies. They're suspenseful hut they don't rely on cheap tricks like a very slow moving camera scanning a room, or fakeout jumpscares etc. You are always kind of informed of the murderer beforeIt's like the Hitchcock trick where suspense is driven when the audience knows something the characters don't, we already know a killer is lurking when the main character is unaware and that creates discomfort that I like instead of just jumpscares which turn me off horror because I can't stand them on a physical level
>>216541434Who's that
Merry Quatermass
any fun, goofy slashers like jack frost?
>>216542671Just look it up, yeah I don't think so, maybe in a few years with more movies
>>216541281Sounds similar to Mr. Crocket
>>216542671>>216543511I'll take a sparse filmography with kino rather than a big one full of shit.
>>216543741Good for you
>>216543779It is good for me, isn't it? Not having shit taste. You should try it sometime.
>>216543741>>216543799>glazing Parker Finn this hardSmilejeet, is that you?
>>216544166The moment Smile is mentioned people chimp out. It's truly effective in that way.
>>216544274I don't see anyone chimping out. I just see a passive-aggressive faggot
>>216540832Zesty. I like a couple of his movies though.
>>216544403Wasn't being passive at all, but OK, you're retarded.
Leonbros won AGAIN.
Would you convert to Roman Catholicism if it meant that you get a second life; a second chance, but only if you're free from sin?
>>216544634catholics are luciferians. romans killed jesus & millions of christians for centuries.
>>216544634Would rather kneel before the Smile monster than join that church.
>>216540347there was a Christmas edition somewhere in the catalog but I guess it has to have the right subject
I'm in the middle of watching the Kinki movie another anon was based enough to leave a gofile for in another thread the other day.Seems like a Japanese V/H/S of sorts, which is right up my alley. The director is known for other J-horror found footage movies like Shirome or Noroi.
>>216545521Link to post? Did not see a torrent yet...
>>216540832Keeper status?
>>216540622>What's the best horror that cuts off slightly prematurely, like you expected there to be ten more minutes but it just ends right then and there?There's tons of these but I feel like Evil Dead Rise felt like it was building to something that never happened
Mornin' Daniellebros. Gonna watch Redwood Massacre 2 today :)
>>216545935https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/216516125/#216519829
>>216541162I think it'll be dependent on C Murphy coming back. They know that'll put butts in seats now that he's a larger star.
CHAHLIE MURPHAY
>>216546292Heard that the series is kinda like Hatchet?
>>216540465I get the feeling he has been giga spooked, and he knows you're about to get giga spooked, and I think he is on the side of the spooker
>>216541281Well he made the worst segment in the latest VHS so I wouldn't hold your breath
mail call
>>216546798Hmm I guess that's where the Slayer song comes from. Feel like I need to see it now. I love watching films that inspire songs.
last time I saw a teen get stabbed in a horror film, I had a nightmare about getting stabbed and woke up in a huff!Be careful what you watch in a sensitive mood. I think it was a Jeepers Creepers feature
>>216546864It's not the type of horror movie you would associate with Slayer, but it's a cool, mystical feeling movie. And it's about music, which it says is "born of fire".
aight I'm heading into fnaf2. better be some animatrussy in this.
>>216546960Maybe that was real like and this is purgatory
>>216547027*Life
>>216547027I had another dream where the scary doctor in charge of the cool kid school actually was a evil dental guy and gave himself scary monster teeth and revealed them and I was so scared I was paralyzed and didn't know what to doI woke up and it turns out nothing happened but I do have dream scenarios where I am an unwitting participant.
>>216547069I don't think there's anything scarier than night terrors and sleep paralysis. At least irl you can fight or flight
>>216540347I mean, its Christmas time. Horror can be put on the back burner 1 month a year, maybe even 4 months.
>>216546416Basically a cheap slasher.
>>216547288Plenty of Christmas themed horror films to choose from doe.
>>216546217Well of course it was building to something. a sequel
>>216547391I like horror and horror punk, but I'm putting it away from November until March.
>>216540622A lot of 40s movies have fast endings.
>>216544833You will kneel, don't worry.
Just finished. At the end of WW2, a mother and teen daughter run their hotel while the father is away at war. The guests are aggressive and weird. Unexpectedly the mother dies in an accident and the daughter is left to run the place alone, and things get unpleasant. Refreshing to see a.vimtage Italian horror that wasn't a giallo or balls to the wall crazy, this is a pretty straightforward and stressful movie. The very pretty lead actress is just taking shit from everyone the whole movie and you empathize with her feeling constantly under threatened and harassed. Builds up to a great climax and a dark final note. Good and not fun.
>>>/wsg/6049519
I love hor but I am petrified and terrified and scared that I might die violently and horribly I think of all the terrible ways I can die at the hands of anotherAnyways I'm gonna find another one to watch
>>>/wsg/6049522ok, back to movies now
>>216548768Just avoid Australia
just got out of fnaf. uhhhh it's exactly like the first one, strong visuals and cast, but the plot is a mess. Lail is gorgeous, biggest miss was McKenna and the ghost group needed a bigger part.also ends on such a cliffhanger it may as well be called fnaf2: part 1.also also: overheard by kids in the theater, "bing chilling", "how do I spell video" and "we are Charlie Kirk"
>>216548899lol, alphas are based
>>216548142good review, thanks. desu I rarely feel like watching giallo even though I enjoy them
>>216547288>>216547391>>216547711At this point I'm sure there's more Christmas-themed horror movies than there are non-horror Christmas movies
>>216549374lol, Hallmark busts out like thirty new ones a year
>>216549374tfw there's unironically more xmas horror films than halloween horror films
>>216549596They've been pumping out a lot of Halloween movies in recent year, but digitalslop doesn't compare to film so I don't bother with most of it
Just finished. A "Japanese Giallo" according to the title credits, from a Jap director whose speciality is faux grindhouse tributes to old exploitation flicks. This is not a giallo AT ALL, there's no mystery and the whole thing is from the "killer's" pov. There's a Taxi Driver whose wife was murdered in front of him by a masked killer who then killed himself, and now he drives the streets searching for the perfect woman to do the same thing with himself. There's not much happening here, we spend most of the movie hanging with our morose protag as he smokes, drives, and soliloquizes... sound familiar? The movie shamelessly wears its main influence on its sleeve, even recreating the "you talking to me?" scene. And in the end he ends up in an unexpected life or death situation contrary to his actual intent and comes out looking the hero. What gets added that wasn't in Scorsese's original is a fucking ton of meaningless nude fantasy scenes with AV actresses (who all look fantastic, btw.) There's a hilarious out of nowhere twist at the end. The movie is imaginatively lit but cheap looking. Pretty much a slog, but I'm glad I saw it, it wasn't that easy to find.
Do you think we live in the timeline where OBAA doesn't sweep /hor/? >Awards Season is officially upon us and the early contest of The New York Film Critics Circle, the British Independent Film Awards, the Los Angeles Film Critics Association Awards, the National Board of Review winners, AFI, and the Critics Choice nominations have all been published, discussed, and debated. And after that first rush for prizes, we find Paul Thomas Anderson’s One Battle After Another is safely positioned as the favorite for Best Picture. This season, the Revolutionary father-daughter misadventure has already taken the top prize at the National Board of Review, the Gotham Awards, and the New York Film Critics Circle, and Los Angeles Film Critics Circle.>However it is Ryan Coogler’s vampire tale Sinners that top our Awards Leaderboard for this first update. With a rash of wins at Washington Area Film Critics, and the African American Film Critics Association the film has catapulted above the Best Picture frontrunner cementing its claim for a possible upset. We will likely have a very different list when we update again, but the season has begun, and we are more than ready to dive in. Which one of these early wins will matter in the long run? Like our leaderboard, it is all still very much up in the air, but we will be here each week to keep you up to date. So bookmark this page, to stay in the know on which films take home the most prizes.
>>216549897>Jap>copying something but doing it in an incomprehensible waychecks out
>>216550149Sometimes I feel like I live in a different universe tham everyone else. I hope history rapes these retards.
not what I was going for, but it's kinda funny>She'll suck you dry, if her diaper's dry>>>/wsg/6049568
Is this a stealth account for Eggers' upcoming werewolf movie? Is there even a synopsis out yet?https://x.com/FullmoonxfeverNosferatu was pretty good, The Lighthouse remains his worst movie
>>216550257Its on wikipedia>In 13th-century England, a mysterious creature stalks a foggy countryside as local folklore becomes a terrifying reality for the villagers>Werwulf is an upcoming period horror film directed by Robert Eggers, who co-wrote the screenplay with Sjón. It will star Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Lily-Rose Depp, Willem Dafoe, and Ralph Ineson, and is scheduled to be theatrically released in the United States on December 25, 2026.
>>216550481>It's another period horror dramaHaha very cool. Thank you daddy Eggers haha
>>216550694I don't think he ever suggested he'd be doing anything different. Only other project I remember getting mentioned was something about a knight.
>>216550711>Robert Eggers, known for The Witch and The Northman, has a medieval film project tentatively titled "The Knight" where the script is complete, potentially adapting French medieval epics like The Song of Roland, though its production status is uncertain as he juggles other projects (a Western, a Rasputin series/film). It's an anticipated project for fans of his historically-focused, folkloric style, following his successful Viking saga The Northman. Key Details:Title: The Knight (working title).Genre: Medieval epic, fairytale, historical drama.Source Material: Speculated to be inspired by medieval French poems like The Song of Roland, focusing on themes of chivalry, faith, and hubris.Status: The script is finished, but it's one of several projects Eggers is developing, including a Western and a Rasputin story.Director's Style: Expect historical authenticity, folklore, and deep character study, similar to his previous works.
>>216550694kek. get ready for some GRIM and MAUDLIN horror
>>216550737>and hubris.His own presumably
>>216550149I love PTA but god am I fucking sick of hearing about both of these movies.
>>216550245Looks like Lynda Carter.
>>216550149>y-yeah I loved sinners... n-no I didn't think it was a shitty dusk till dawn ripoff at all! those p-people are probably racist... and misogynist!
>>216546304Thank you anon, have a clown girl
>>216551761God I love bouncy
>>216543467Rumpelstiltskin
>>216551761I think I'm going to die if I don't marry this woman
>>216551761>>216551839>clowngirlsGigabased
>>216550694Wolfman 2010 reappraisal when
>>216551761>>216551839>>216551883Faggot
>>216551712Its oke, they said the "n"igger word
>>216551883that reminds me, I never saw this. idk if it's on tubi or amazon or some shit, I can never tell since that's geolocked
new episode of Creep Tapes and it's a christmas special
What are some good /hor/ movies about de-evolved subhuman creatures? Stuff like The Descent, C.H.U.D, maybe Barbarian.
>>216551990Doesn't look like it has a distributor yet
>>216551990Looks like it's still only been at festivals.
>>216552002Who would win in a fight, him or a glass of milk?
>out of space on my hd again>I need to watch like 4 movies tomorrow to get rid of some insane 60gb rips
>>216552069Glass of milk clears.
i just watched The Carpenter's Son. was not impressed. not even horror.
>>216552002The Funhouse>>216552069kek>>216552095really? damn. I thought it'd be another "Jesus is a vampire" film or something
>>216552095Have no idea why they're trying to sell it like that, it's obviously a Christian movie. They should just be straight about it, those are popular right now.
>>216551908based
>>216550257you should kill yourself, in real life
>>216552073Maybe you should buy another drive.
>>216544634>tfw catholic This movie is a wild trip because they did research and therefore a couple wild heresiesJehovah's Witnesses think we're the devil but a lot of the structures and basics are the same because we're using a similar source (different bibles slightly, but still close enough you get basically the same hierarchy as most groups, like how the Mormon hierarchy is basically the same as the RCC's, despite hating us too)Towards the end I was getting kind of offended for JWs not getting credit for the set up because they're the ones who hew most closely to the bible on a lot of that stuff... The movie very clearly knows the bible, but it doesn't seem to realise Catholics have been inserting off book lore for thousands of generations.It's got this weird protestant brained shit where the idea that maybe the bible isn't the best place to start doing research hasn't occurred to them, and consequently gets as wild as the Jehovah's Witnesses arguing that everyone else mistranslated cross as cross, when Jesus obviously died on a stick not a crossI think if you're deep Catholic or JW the movie is going to be even more WTF for you, because the movie cannot tell the different lore apart
>>216552111>The FunhouseThat's a fun one.
>>216552157I was raised JW and looking at the trailer I can imagine my dad saying "that's exactly the sort of thing that's going to happen, watch" lel
>>216544634>small dom big subbased
>>216552197Lol, it really is like one of their hiding in the basement movies by the end. I'm pretty forgiving of a lot of catholic movies being written by people who don't understand, but Resurrected is so much closer to the JW version than anything other strain of Christian I double checked it wasn't one of their hiding in the basement movies, despite it clearly having good Catholics in there, because it's so on point for what JWs see the end times as
>>216552249>anything other strainAny* other strain
>>216552197no one cares lol
>>216551839tried doing a lil Bouncy genning and got close on the makeup but anytime I get the hair right she's fat, lol
>>216552277I care, their info about the end times movies are fucking wild man
>>216552277I do
>>216552277He got a reply from another anon, so clearly somebody cared.
>>216552073flashback to my first computer which had just 1GB of storage back when every DVD held around 700MB
>>216551451legitimately chortled
>new Flannagan's Exorcist will be a police procedural with ScarJosure why not
>>216552522>police procedural Selling me more than most
>>216552522>Flannagan>ExorcistNo thanks
>>216552722I'm interested. I have no idea where Blumhouse got this idea Exorcist is some big franchise they can milk, there's only one movie in it that is universally accepted as good. Now that they own it and have to use it, I'm up for absolutely anybody taking a swing at it to see what their take is. Taika Waititi Exorcist movie? Sure. Julia Ducournau? Rob Zombie? Kiyoshi Kurosawa? I don't care, go nuts with it.
Why do so many Italian films have like 3, 4, 5 different titles?It makes finding them more complicated than it needs to be
new weird shit happening just droppedhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhbowAJxWfo
>>216553022International films being distributed worldwide in a time when marketing wasn't as formalized. Different distributors would get the rights to these films and come up with their own titles.
Reminder that horror is a classic Christmas tradition, going back centuries, and is mentioned in It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, one of the biggest Christmas songs.Christmas is as much of a /hor/ holiday as Halloween.
>>216552002Kek he really can't help himself, can he? I hope at least got three days off for that.>>216552111>>216552158Based Funhouse enjoyers.>>216552722Need to watch this one for Kitty Winn.
>>216553398https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsa12sotMqY
>>216553022>>216553257It also doesn't help that things are recut and redubbed for different audiences, sometimes by the director, sometimes by production, sometimes by distribution I spent years on the early movie pirate internet trying to find Creepers instead of Phenomenon because everyone wanted the original not the bizarre American cut
>Phenomenon
>>216552002I really hope for a lore development where Gremlins killed his dad. I don't even need it to involve a chimney
>>216552073I have 50TB worth of hard drives I've bought over the last 20 years years. Because I'm in Australia, and any day now the shit headed commie government is going to ban VPNs (I used to buy more HDDs to store shit because they were going to ban piracy at the ISP level and we didn't have VPNs back then), so I need to keep my movie collection.I have to plug in all the drives every couple of weeks to spin them for a while so the internals don't seize up, as they aren't SSDs, so if I just leave them sitting there I'll plug them in one day and they simply won't work.Now I'm getting nervous that the older drives are going to start dying, so I need to get backups for them... It's a never ending cycle caused by our government being over reaching cunts.Not only that, but our government is now 99% composed of pic related, and those fuckers HATE freedom, so I'm pretty sure the VPN ban will actually go into place and we'll all be fucked here.
>>216554216A Gremlin was driving the train that hit his father.
So how bad was FNAF 2?
>>216551619HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>216540383Deep Red
I watched The Evil Clergyman and I must say I think this one kinda went over my head or something...it's like...demon possession? But what's the deal with the rat man? And if he and the demon are like partners or whatever, why does he die in the end? I dunno. I looked up a synopsis of the actual story and it's pretty much totally different...
>>216552522I vomit.
>>216541162I cant believe the entire 28 franchise was saved because of JIMMY
>>216541162>>216555954lolwut the first years flick was total irreparable shit and the Jimmy ending seems to be what pissed off most people. I'm predicting the sequel is going to make 60% max of what the first years made and they're going to cancel the 3rdAnd that's not even factoring in that the black kween director of the megaflop The Marvels who proves hollywood is definitely an industry you can only fail upwards in is directing this sequel
>>216554832Unironically would watch
I watched Razorback and Scanners II last night. Both were good
>>216555756It's a mashup of The Evil Clergyman and The Dreams In The Witchhouse.
>>216557996Well that explains the rat, at least...
watched some animated gookslop at a friend's house today, never again
>>216556820Would.
>>216557595Kino choices. Fwiw, the rest of the scanners films are just as fun. Including the Scanner Cop films which should just be called Scanners IV and V
>>216557595now watch screamers
>>216553334>mentioned in It's The Most Wonderful Time of the YearZamn you're right
>tfw eating Halloween candy and wishing it was Oct again
>>216554481doing gods work hoarderbro
>>216555339I caught it last night >>216548899
>>216554481>>216552073life is a treadmill, and the whole world is set up so that we can't have nice things & there's fun allowed.Even without the threat of government censorship and age verification, corporations are just as bad if not worse where they have to stick 3 to 4 different warnings on TV shows from 20 years ago, and then pull episode after episode, sometimes entire seasons, sometimes the entire show. You have one company buying out another, licensing rights disappearing into legal purgatory, AI slop being used to change aspect ratios or instead of actual restoration.I even starting downloading porn, I don't even watch porn anymore and it's like old 1970s plot-heavy French porn i stumbled upon where everyone is older and hairy but I still gotta have it cause it'll be gone one day.
>>216560393>there's fun allowed.*no fun allowedthat's why hoarding is caring.I also got into retro gaming emulation, now there's a hobby that's lighter on your digital storing space.
>>216552002kind of a spoiler since it's a major plot point that's revealed halfway through the movie, but PandorumIt's heavy on action with karate and future space weapons, but you definitely get your dose of once-human creatures and a bit of psychological drama murder mystery.
>>216559696>>216548899>it's exactly like the first one, strong visuals and cast, but the plot is a messAh I see. I hoped they would have learned from their mistakes but guess not. I wish we got an adaption when the first game or two came out. Probably would have been more horror focused and less convoluted lore stuff.
>>216555339Bad. But need more McKenna and Lail.
>>216556820People are already uploading their impressions on Youtube, and so far the reception seems positive even among people that were mixed on Years part 1. It's definitely going to be interesting to see the box office receipts though, because it's either going to be a massive flop like you said, or it'll make the same amount of money at the box office because it caught a second wind on home video/streaming.
>>216560730was that doll supposed to mean something? seemed like a lore drop.
>>216561330circus baby, she's possessed by william afton's (shaggy) dead daughter's soul
>>216561448ahh, I thought he might have been planning to put lail in it.
Orphans has finished shooting. Fuhrman is now 5 years away from being the actual age of the dworphannow.
>>216561533im sick of hearing about youra stupid orphans
>>216558802I watched Masked Avengers today at my house.It was kino.
Do you think this is in reference to his new alien film, or is he dropping the Epstein files
>>216561827Bird up
>>216559239Watch Black Christmas. It'll put you into the Holiday spirit. That or Eyes Wide Shut.
>>216548899>"we are Charlie Kirk"wtf i love zoomers now
>>21655448170TB here.But I have 3+ copies of some stuff, so I can probably slim down some things. I'm not looking forward to another large HDD purchase, because it's going to cost me more than what I paid back in 2023.
>>216563019this would have actually been a lot better if he was a full sized man mouse
>>216552002Wrong Turn movies, sort of.The Hills Have Eyes movies, sort of.The Barge People, sort of.Bone Tomahawk, sort of.Not sure what the things in The Devil Below are supposed to be but they come pretty close. The movie's dragged down by the fx though.There like 3 adaptations of The Lurking Fear but by most accounts they all suck.
>>216563019Y'know, I'm surprised nobody's done a full-on horror version The Nutcracker. (that I'm aware of) The Rat King would be terrifying.
>>216563534well, not a good onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K39S2sMfqk
joe bob Christmas special tonight at 9EST
mmm yes, it's time for my weekly burger and 'orror.guess it'll be HITHD4
>>216552831>I have no idea where Blumhouse got this idea Exorcist is some big franchise they can milk, there's only one movie in it that is universally accepted as good. What about Exorcist III? That one's pretty good too.
>>216563990any idea which films it'll be? Guessing Black Christmas is one.
>>216562029It makes me smile whenever I see this posted.
ok it's too light out to watch HITHD, putting the Kinki film on instead>tree on coverhmmm
>The new Paranormal Activity film will be helmed by the director of The Undertone Well ok that makes me look forward to The Undertone even more. Has a cool premise.
>Oooooiii....
>>216565832one of my favorite movie creatures in a long time
>>216565957>>216565957Nigga you better not be posting spoilers.
>>216565982I'll not say from what movie it's from
>>216540832he sucksI liked Blackcoat's and I am the Pretty Thingbut after Longlegs and Keeper, he is dead to me>>216541973it took him that long to come up with a good idea or two, and now he gets to keep making movies even though he doesnt have good scripts or ideas>>216546177pretty photography, decent spooks at the very end, nonsense plot, shit characters, shit ending, overall bad moviewith very slight tweaks it could have been a good Silent Hill movie, though>>216552277checked and you're a faggot
>>216566056Kino2
>>216566033lol that's even worselooks like the end of that japanese movie where hell is basically some windows 95 era vfxnoroi or something like that?
>>216566109I don't remember typing that 2
>>216553334It's no wonder there are so many Christmas horror movies then
>>216566157maybe someone else typed it
>>216566120same director
>>216566315figured it would have to be, or at least sanctioned by the makers to not be considered a rip offis it the Kinki Region one?is it any good?
>>216554207https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4dfIfoBk3k
>>216566274Spooky
>>216566345yesIt's quite good, some other spooky creatures and creepy locations, it's fun how it starts off as a collection of found footage from different decades. Not as slow-paced as Noroi
>>216565161Have another
>>216566672absolutely kino clifftop haunted mansion
>>216566672/tv/ needs audio webms
>>216553334but there's literally no Christmas horror movies this month besides the silent night remake....then again, even Halloween has been fucking DEAD the past two years as far as thematic releases
>>216566982I have to give it up for VHS for actually giving us one
>>216566982>there's literally no Christmas horror movies this monthAny new wintery ones, at least. There's Black Phone 2 from a couple months ago.
>>216567203>at least?Meant to be a question lol
>>216552002You said Barbarian so I'm going to bring up Castle Freak because in my mind they are similar
I've watched the Fly for the first time recently and I am obsessed with the movie. I think it's pretty much a perfect movie.
>>216567616I saw that decades ago on tv, I think this is the sign I need to rewatch it
>>216566612Nice, I made that last Christmas haha
I see why Koji was chosen to direct this, but I feel like he writes better twists and plot developments himself. Had it's moments but needed his trademark wackiness.very similar to Missing Child Videotape, which is a better film really because that director did better at straight laced spooky.
>>216567775>Last Christmas, I gave you my art>the very next day, you stashed it away
Has anyone tried that Blumhouse mixed-reality thing for Quest 3 where you rent a movie, and depending on what's happening in the movie, shit will start happening in your irl room? It seems kind of neat, but I was curious from anyone on here who might have tried it if it's worth the $5 rental. So far, it's got M3gan and Black Phone on there, of which I've seen neither.
>>216567775Good on you
Is it any good?
>IT'S A TERRIFIER CHRISTMAAAAS>IT'S A TERRIFIER CHRISTMAAAAS
>>216566577Where'd you watch it? I don't think there are english subtitles yet right
>>216568977Generous anons have posted a link to it, separate link in thread for >>216546304
>>216556820I love how chuds on /hor/ still can't get over Nia DaCosta
>>216568234I laughed way too hard at this. Thanks for getting me into the Christmas spirit, anon.
>>216569062I feel like Danny Boyle and co. has done the hard with all the crazy camera setups and all you need to do as a director following that up is point and shoot.As much as the first one pissed me off I was glad I saw it in theater for the visuals. The giga nigga run across the causeway was pretty entertaining.
>>216569062>I-it's teh best moovie eburr fellow movie goers!!!kek does anyone really fall for this shit?
Okay, it's up
>>216569759Just by the title, I can only imagine this is terrible
>n***s
>>216570397Did they really censor that?
>>216571112yeah can't tell if I'm getting targeted ads but it was on BloodyDisgusting
Anyone know any horror movies about pyromaniacs? I vaguely remember a movie about a pyro teen from the 00s but I don't remember anything about it other than him burning buildings
>>216571357Not pyromaniac, but Spontaneous Combustion has a lot of flames going on
>>216567616It's been awhile since I watched but I remember the sci-fi setup in the first half of the movie feeling needlessly sloppy/careless, like even for a b-movie. made no attempt to have the characters react to the situation in a believable way.
Loading this up, guess I'm chained to this series now
>>216571357there's stryker but that's an action film
>>216573052I've seen that first one, just because Christina Galbo is in it and she's a cutie
>>216573080I think it's hilarious, it's like a giallo slapstickIt's like if the assassination scene from the start of Mulholland Drive was an entire movie, lol
>>216573052I support you, but I also need to warn you, this collection business is a real moneysink, and these companies are not your friends. Most of these movies, you will watch one time. Anything decent, will be released again in higher quality.
>>216573162I've been collecting movies since the 90s and thrown out my entire VHS collection twice, I know what the scam is. There are movies I'm getting on DVD here that I already have on Blu-ray from other companies, just because I want the Mondo Macabro spines all lined up.
>>216573162>these companies are not your friendsI disagree. Boutique labels existing is probably the main thing that keeps film preservation going, and those labels drive to sell keeps them digging for and restoring more and crazier movies.
>>216573215lol, actually back when MM were first starting and we're distributed by Rykodisc, they would send me all these movies for free. I was given free copies of dvds that I got rid of that I'm spending $80 to get copies of now, lmao
>>216573264>Boutique labels existing is probably the main thing that keeps film preservation goingAnd yet they routinely limit their releases to a few thousand physical copies while being stingy about streaming rights. They don't want to promote these movies, they want to flip a buck, primarily by creating a collector culture where you feel like you have to pay top dollar for even the shittiest films ever made.They do great quality restorations for sure, but they pick out a bunch of shit movies to sell you for $20+ a flick, while they do nothing about mainstream studios sitting on classic films
>>216573215neat. do you keep many vhs tapes around these days?
>>216573350Got a few boxes of odds and ends still and even a couple boxes of just flattened down cases cause I thought I'd make big some collage art piece with them but haven't yet
>>216573345>being stingy about streaming rightsDon't know what you're talking about here, I often feel like I wasted money getting some rare movie when it got a Blu-ray release because it's on Tubi six months later
>>216573345>while they do nothing about mainstream studios sitting on classic films they have no rights to do anything withwell duh
>mfw the HITHD torrent is actually some family dramaI always thought if I made a film I'd try and troll people like this
>>216573437They're a film distributor, they have the ability to fight for rights to distribute any film out there, and they by and large choose to distribute the cheapest shit they can get their hands on and market it at unreasonable costs by just packaging it in fancy cardboard
>>216573543you're the guy VS cucked over Cannibal! right?
>>216573571Define that.
alright someone rec'd "The Last Radio Call" more than once so chucking it on. this better not be a ruse...
>>216573773This film has so many beautiful shots of the coast, it really has to be seen in full quality to be appreciated
>>216573795I think I would love to see it on the big screen. Which would be quite something, because I haven't set foot in a theater since late 2012.
>>216573841Hate theaters now or just nothing worth a watch?I went to the movies recently and the ticket cost me like $18. What a rip desu.
>>216573524Maybe because she was in the new FNAFslop.
>>216574022Got claustrophobic. Don't like anything with too many people around now.
While we're on the whole film preservation thing, it's amazing to me that virtually everything any director shat onto film is considered some sacred art that needs to be preserved until the end of time, when 99% of movies coming out now direct-to-streaming digital with the same low budgets are just ignored entirely
>>216574179Broadly speaking, digital doesn't need "preservation", just don't delete it. Film physically deteriorates and will just disappear. I think something like 90% of silent era movies were lost forever because nobody took care of them.
>>216574179to be fair, it took like 100x more effort to make most of those films and they had way bigger budgets. just paying for the film would have been expensive.
>>216574211>Broadly speaking, digital doesn't need "preservation", just don't delete it. Are you gonna watch them?I took a shit this morning. If I recorded it on film, would you spend your life savings to preserve the event?
>>216574253I had a dream last night that there was this artist who made elaborate, intricate canvas painting using his own feces because he had some health condition that made his shit really smeary, and there were there two art curators who made him a celebrated commended artist. They were out and about and the guy had to take a shit and went in the bathroom, and then after him some kid went in with his dad and got grossed out because the toilet was all covered in shit. The art guys look at the artist and he's silently sobbing to himself, ashamed, so they go into the stall and clean up the mess for him, crying themselves.It was very moving. Thanks, I didn't think I'd have a reason to tell anybody about that, kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM_-TOMwMCA
>>216574253>>216574310Craziest part is now both of these posts are going to be preserved forever
>>216574211>digital doesn't need "preservation", just don't delete it.That's how film preservation started. "Just don't throw away those reels." Most didn't matter at the time, and now there's an audience for them.Vinegar Syndrome put out a 4K of The Beastmaster, and they had to rely on an intermediate copy because the original camera negative couldn't be found. This movie was shown in movie theaters across the country and had a significant cultural impact, being shown on HBO for most Anons' childhoods, and they couldn't locate the actual film it was shot on because it wasn't deemed important enough to hang onto. Nobody gives a shit until a culture of giving a shit is established, which becomes more important than the movies themselves.
>>216574440It's not that different from creepy videos and old internet content now. Especially in the last few years it's been vanishing because the content never made the leap from the old web forums to the new megasites, also because the megasites are walled off and google is complete shit now.
Avoid i saw the tv glow, is a scam, absolute scam, not even an horror movie, bro saw videodrome and eraserhead and went "well yeah of course i can do this" and added some tranny plot, i repeat, is a scam, don't watch it, absolute diarrhea
>>216574745That's cause "bro" is a tranny himself
>>216574745>broIt's MA'AM.I thought half of it was ok, the music, some of the random ideas thrown out in monologues. And then other parts were bad lynch ripoffs, particularly the end.
>>216574745I'm the guy who's always bragging he's seen 10,000 movies and I swear ISTTVG is the second worst movie I ever seen.
>>216574788>>216574793>>216574812You know what i mean, movie is bad, tranny or not
>>216574859Nothing troons make will ever be good cause instead of telling a story it's just a 2 hour narcissistic therapy session
>>216540347> G-guys I think /hor/ diedAnd you killed it several years ago you sad plebbit troon
>>216540383Zero, it’s plebbit tranny coded
I've seen so many shitty found footages lately I think my bar has just lowered, but Last Radio Call was ok. Better than MK.exe or whatever for sure.It was basically another Grave Encounters though, made no sense. I liked the alcoholic MC in her underwear.This guy should make a whole film with the cop shtick, since there wasn't that much of it.
>>216575069G-guys the redditor is raging again.....
>>216575117I didn't like this one, had potential but meh, kinda like his other movie, deadware
>>216575193It always makes me appreciate how hard it is to make a decent film. There's thousands of them, all with budgets not much different to BWP or Paranormal Activity.They're always so stuffed with random lore. Fine sure have the local mystic or professor dropping demon knowledge, but less is more.
>>216575421I think Ed Wood made me realize early on how difficult it is making even the worst little piece of shit movie, and now that I've been in a couple myself, I can verify that it's a huge amount of effort. You've got actors who flake, getting everybody in the same place at the same time, keeping everyone fed, fighting the elements, people getting along, etc.editings the easy part and even that's a slog.
>>216571179Jesus christ, they're such trembling vaginas that they can't even commit to the lame bit.
Who is desperate enough to watch the shitty telesync instead of waiting or just seeing it in theaters?>Silent.Night.Deadly.Night.2025.1080p.TELESYNC.DD.2.0.x264-SyncUP>Silent.Night.Deadly.Night.2025.1080p.TELESYNC.DD.2.0.x264-SyncUP>Silent.Night.Deadly.Night.2025.1080p.TELESYNC.DD.2.0.x264-SyncUP>Silent.Night.Deadly.Night.2025.1080p.TELESYNC.DD.2.0.x264-SyncUP>Silent.Night.Deadly.Night.2025.1080p.TELESYNC.DD.2.0.x264-SyncUP
>>216575117As the Official FF Chad Of 4Chan, I've seen the absolute worst that'll make you realize god isn't real because no loving god would allow anyone to make a movie that fucking atrocious for others to see.
>>216575912Got a ticket for 7pm tonight, then Dust Bunny after
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>>216575912I'll need opinions from /hor/bros to see if this is worse watching or not. The decision to make it into "Dexter meets Venom" seems pretty gay to me desu but maybe it'll be good.
Why yes there's a Christmas FF movie. Why no it's not horror at all. Why yes I made this post just to get us back to page 1.
>>216578001>Why yes there's a Christmas FF movieWhat's it called?
>>216578428Santa Hunters (2024), it's on Tubi.
>>216578482Added it to my watchlist, thanks anon.
>>216579003No problem. Always good to be watching FF, even if it turns out to be shit.
>>216575912If it's mediocre stuff, I don't mind watching a telesync, but if it's decent I'd rather wait for a proper rip
Just finished. I love Junji Ito, and had a lot of fun with this, even though something about his work just never translates no matter how many times they try. The Thing That Drifted Ashore is one of his best stories imo and the adaptation here totally underwhelms. This series does best when it's leaning into his work's comedy, and I could've done with more of the siblings from episode 1. It says something that this came and went with no buzz, but I hope Netflix doesn't give up on him. Same as Poe or Lovecraft, his premises are so strong that I can see adaptors coming back to them for decades.
>>216579896I don't like his work. His mangas are weird for the sake of being weird. Never liked them.
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Any favorite Christmas horror movies that aren't the popular ones?
>>216579896>this came and went with no buzzI don't think that's true, if anything it was quite successful. People complain about the animation quality (ok sure), and it doesn't reach anywhere near the heights of his manga, but I really liked both series. There's another one called Collection - check it out if you haven't already.It's just nice to see his stories in another format.
>>216579896Oh - and fyi, a third season has already been announced. It's called Crimson and hard to say but it might happen 2026. They might have announced it before the check even cleared.
>>216580893>His mangas are weird for the sake of being weird. I feel like you should take another swing at him. Some of his work like Gyo or perhaps Hanging Balloons is surreal, but most are just unique body horror ideas.I'd recommend reading The Long Dream, as a classic cool lovecraftian idea. His adaption of Frankenstein is very straight forward.
Better Watch Out is a kino December watch
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>>216579896the only really good animated adaptation of his work is the first episode of Uzumaki
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>>216575912Nah, I don't go to theaters anymore, but I haven't watched a telesync for almost 20 years either. Go to the theater or wait for a decent release.
