The Luxurious Klingon hair edition Previously on trek >>216564958
star trek sex with shran
>>216584053star trek sex with S H R A NHRAN
GAGH
Thinking bout dat freight
So why bring back Guinan if they were going to make her old? Did those people ever watch Star Trek?
>>216584314Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
>>216584431you know the answer to both questions
>ywn have your klingon father call you into the family armory and hand you his batleth and tell you that you bring great honor to your family and the klingon raceWhy even live bros
>>216584455
>>216584455>>216584599
>>216584599>Riker9.jpg>99 dubs
>>216584671it's a dubsminion day
i'm bored and wanna make little ad parodies again but I don't have any ideas
>>216584497>why even liveIf it makes you feel better, a Klingon father would have killed you in order to eliminate your weak seed from the race.
Where can I watch DS9 once it's gone from Jewflix?
>>216584777Paramount+ has the entire series of Lower Decks for you
>>216584263Let's try to keep /trek/ going this Christmas. Last year one anon said he was posting here alone.
>>216584816
>>216584854Wow, the suicides were that high last year?
>>216584816why would anyone watch that slop
>>216584777Watch the DVDs. It has special features and commentaries. Also easter eggs, not the tasty kind.
Trekpu is a pervert
>>216584713I haven't been watching lately due to being busy around the time DS9 comes on but making them from the ads they run is definitely the way to go
>>216584713sprat
How will the classic Star Treks change when streaming services use AI to make Picard have a pair of Beats?
>>216584816fuck off advertising shill
>>216585014what are beats?
>>216585034Headphones. They've recently developed AI so that instead of cutting to a commercial break the characters in shows act like it's the Truman Show and start shilling products. Streamers will adopt it soon.
>>216585007>dumb bitch goes nativeIt's kind of amazing how many turncoats Picard created.
>>216584777Download them, like literally every other Trek fan in existence? Or you could buy them on DVD, if you're too technically illiterate to download.
>>216584777if only there was a way that was easy and free.
>>216585119Real Treksters don't pirate.
>>216584777you can download the upscale called vertag. it is beautifully done, has really minimal artifacts and even includes all the extras. i dunno what the ones on Netflix and Parry look like but I've tried watching the SD version on my modern TV and the upscale is so much nicer.
>>216585156Do my personal VHS recordings of DS9 from broadcast TV count as pirate copies?
>>216585088oh hm that sounds god-fucking-awful and repulsive, I heard the guy who played gollum made some cg version of animal farm I don't poke my head out much anymore and just stick to anime statues and dioramasalways said it was best to just buy the physical media or pirate ithonestly AI can nuke the surface world and as long as I've still got my kotobukiyas and star trek dvds in my bunker I'd be fine
>>216585088The future is now! (not the star trek one)
>>216585220It's stupid to even call it animal farm when it's apparently about "le capitalism". It's like if someone took an Ayn Rand story and made a movie about why bureaucracy and collectivism are really the best and called it Atlas Shrugged. It's gay and stupid.
>>216585220lucky
>>216584883The DVDs are a major downgrade from the TOS and TNG BD sets. The presentation feels like it was slapped together over a weekend. The audio and video quality are also mediocre. Even compared to other shows on the DVD format. Special features are also barely an afterthought. TOS and TNG had featurettes, bloopers and commentaries for key episodes. TNG even had the network promos bundled with every episode. Real bare minimum job CBS Home Video did with DS9.
why do the defiant shuttlepods have a warp drive?
>>216584705Everyday is Dubsminion day
>>216585119>>216585144Ofc I could pirate but it's kinda annoying setting it up on my TV in the living room.
>>216585354petition to rename sunday Dubsmingo
>>216585336It's designed to fight the Borg, If the shuttles didn't have warp it might as well not have them at all.
>>216585014>How will the classic Star Treks change when streaming services use AI to make Picard have a pair of Beats?It's going to be so funny watching the characters discuss science and philosophy in between bites of a big mac.>Picard walks up to the replicator>Coffee, Starbucks mint mocha, grande. {QR code pops up on screen}
>>216585331My DS9 DVD set has all of that. Commentaries on key episodes, behind the scenes special features, interviews with cast and character profiles. My VOY set as well. Also, the VOY set was far more bare bones.I also prefer the TNG DVD set special features to the Blu-Ray ones.Really, somebody needs to upload all of these DVD/Blu-Ray extras to archive.org because they never re-use them and stuff gets lost to time.
>>216585336Yes but it's warp 1.
>>216585366its the way it was meant to be watched
>>216584971tomorrow is a good episode, the one where Sisko dabs all over Eddington and gasses a planet of Maqueer fags
>>216585282everything is gay and stupid and hollow now>>216585283lucky? you can buy a full set of the chinese knockoffs on aliexpress for like 10 bucks.a lot of the knockoffs on ebay are shipping from places like pakistan and afghanistan so they're taking the same trip as heroin across the globe. I wonder what else is being shipped on those trailers across the desert and if the star trek knockoffs are just a cover story to get across borders.I'm waiting for kotobukiya to make a ginger engineer but if they never get around to it I guess I could get one of these uhula statues and repaint it
>>216585414be the change you want to see.
>>216585473I don't even own a PC with a fucking disk drive anymore, kek
>>2165854591 how large are the minis?2 how sexualized do they get?
>bashirtranny spamming the same exact posts and talking to himself for the gajillionth time
>>216585156So you prefer to hand your money over to Paramount, so they can afford to make more nuTrek?>>216585198Even if it does, old-school TV recordings are unfathomably based.
Need to draw one up for the Federation half breeds
>>216585331I like my VOY DVDs. They're the only ones I have aside from two seasons of DS9 since after Netflix kept Star Trek for longer than I thought I didn't bother to get more.
>>216585366So you don't have something like this connected to your TV in your living room?
>>216585581>>216585366do you guys not have smart TVs that can just play shit from your computer over wifi as a built-in function?
>>216585336Shuttles without warp drives in TNG/later make little sense to me how they use them, like going for specific journeys in them would be so fucking slow it basically would be useless, like when they sent Moriarty on his exploratory journey, without warp drive in a shuttle, they aint goin nowhere...
>>216585615My Television set functions as a computer monitor, Sir.
>>216585519the kotobukiyas are a little over eight inches tall but I have no idea how tall the heroin statues on aliexpress are
>>216585615no? thats not a thing
for me it's kirk
>>216585519but honestly if you're looking for trek merch then nacelle's line is going to be more budget friendlyfirst wave is on the boat from china at this very moment
The term "goldbricking" is used in which DS9 episode?
>>216585668yes it is. you just share the folder on the network and then you can select it as a source on the TV the same way you switch to a BluRay player, game console, etc
>>216585650>blah blah kotobukislook man i like nigiri sushi not those faggot rolls
>>216585690I prefer more body-realistic avatars like these >>216585650
>>216585615I avoid wireless whenever I can. It's inherently insecure.
>>216585366do disk burners and dvd players not exist anymore?
>>216585791this
>>216585805Many modern computers no longer come with DVD drives, but one can be hooked up via USB. Still, I just copy downloaded/ripped files to a thumb drive & play them on my set-top box >>216585581. It plays DVD .iso files too.
>>216585615Yeah this might actually the best option. It works just fine unless the format isn't supposed (I've had some issues with .mkv)
>>216586049mkv is a container format. The issue is the codecs used internally for audio/video/subtitles/etc. It's not that difficult to use ffmpeg to transcode such files into something you can play. I hope that's not too much to expect from a sci-fi fan.
>>216584865Dude needs to cool it with the anti-Bajoranism.
>>216586180Nah I can't be arsed
This is unacceptable.
>>216586260bajor was promised to them 3,000 years ago
Speaking of Trek Merch, All aboard the SS Stratos City!Trekkie 1% on The Cruise are getting an exclusive. Trek peasants ashore out of luck.
>>216586424Decius?
>>216586424its sarek
>>216586424those cruises are wild
>>216586424it's a reprint of their romulan commander figure so it isn't a unique characterthis kind of behavior is why everyone hates mcfarlane though so it shouldn't be encouraged
>>216584053luxurious hare edition
>>216586424>>216586504sink the ship with a torpedo already
>>216584053Is there an archive of all the many Apu trek images?
how was there only 1 child born in 7 years on voyager?
>>216586757thats none of your business, pinkskin
"Those grapes are a reprint. And they're probably sour too."
>>216586757No but my trekpu folder has 202 images.
>>216584053Always hated this haircut for Worf. I prefer it when he ties them up.
>>216586942Worf is very traditional.
>>216584599>Cut beard>Shitty movieChecks out.
>>216586817it isn't like they bricked a crew collection by making a classic character unobtainable at sane pricesthey've confirmed ro laren, selar, and mirror kira are in the works and the first wave is about to launchwe need to remain unified for nowonce we have our trekfus in hand we can quibble over blue romulans
>>216586824mega pls
>>216587073i don't know about that stuff and i'm scared of getting doxxed
>>216586252A real Trek fan would be arsed, and would have the technical knowledge to do this.
>>216584777Go to c ytube. remove the space. And then go to Quarks Bar. They play the highest resolution DS9 available with AI upscaling.
>>216587318The chairs and the doors are too bright.This playset has NO honor.
>>216587499We are on the skrea flakey Bajoran episode right now.
>>216586260Airlock that fucking cunt
>>2165873186 year old me would've loved this
>>216587547I wonder if the person who made those sets is working on stuff in scale with nacelle's figures
>>216587594gross
>>216587675I think that episode is important to learn the hypocrisy of the Bajorans. They think they are the chosen ones and they are so uncaring to everything else.
>>216587723i don't see how that's hypocritical at all. religious people always think they are the only people in the universe that matter and fuck everyone else.
harvest festival
Okay wow. Yeah....Voyager is just complete doo doo. Really really bad
>>216587843Wait till you see what's next
>>216587760
>>216587843Better than Nutrek, at least. DS9, Discovery, LD, SNW, etc.
>>216588052Please refrain from posting.
>>216587843I honestly think I enjoy rewatching VOY more than DS9 or TNG at this point even though I like both of those shows more.Don't ask me how that works. VOY is just very rewatchable. Maybe it's the lack of serialization but then TNG should be the same... but I think I've just watched TNG a bit too much.
>>216587843I like Voyager. Way better than nutrek. You guys talked so much shit I braced for the worst and got some pretty good trek
>>216584713Billy Mays trying to sell self-sealing stem bolts
>>216588370Voyager is all over the place as far as quality and it's like that all seven seasons. It's a little better after Kes leaves but you're just as likely to get a shit episode during Seven's time on the show as before. But it's still Trek, unlike STD and all that.
Gene always inserting his weird kinks
>>216588168You can't silence the truth.
>>216588211I like watching voyager as comfy background. It's good for that. When I try to play ds9 in the background I end up paying to close attention because it's so good
>>216588904DS9 is not nutrek, please refrain from posting /b/-tier bait, toontroon.
>>216588823So was he into tentacle porn?
>Various critics have argued that the depiction of the Ferengi and their culture mirrors anti-Semitic stereotypes of Jews, namely the love of profit and the oversized facial features – in the case of the Ferengi, the ears.[25][26] During the 1990s, this issue was discussed on electronic mailing lists devoted to the franchise, with some commentators arguing that there were parallels and others objecting to the comparison.>In his 2007 critique of The Next Generation for the National Review, the commentator Jonah Goldberg described the Ferengi as "runaway capitalists with bullwhips who looked like a mix between Nazi caricatures of Jews and the original Nosferatu."[28] The scholar of religion Ross S. Kraemer wrote that "Ferengi religion seems almost a parody, perhaps of traditional Judaism."[25] He wrote that the 285 Rules of Acquisition bore similarities with the Torah's 613 Commandments, and that the Ferengi social restrictions on women mirrored Orthodox Judaism's restrictions on women studying the Torah.>Historian Paul Sturtevant wrote in 2018 that not only are the Ferengi "extremely legalistic" and "defined by their greed", echoing common stereotypes of Jews, but the major Ferengi characters on Deep Space Nine were all played by Jewish actors.[29]
>>216589068You could say he was a sucker for it
>>216589232could you at least take the time to edit out the [25][26]s if you're gonna effortlessly spam excerpts from articles
It used to be so important but now it's meaningless befor the fact that i now know that the soul is real. I don't say i'm sorry to evil that wears a mask of good. I won't be tricked into doing it's evils that it itself can't do. cry. it changes nothing.
>>216589020And yet it is
>>216589290That's Lower Dreck.
>>216589303If you say so. I see quark and kira
>>216589268
>>216589282
>>216589327I can't believe I got the exact same punishment as that schizo despite not doing anything as bad.
>>216589369
>>216588445i have looked into a self-sealing stem bolt one based on that Buffalo coin commercial or whatever it is but for my idea I'd have to use Blender and do real compositing and it seemed like a bit much...i decided to start cataloguing my Jeff folder. i can get real autistic with this
>>216588052>Voyager better than DS9
Can't wait to get to the Voyager episode where Seven vores the Doctor with her tits
what does a Borg even need big booba for? maybe I should watch Voyager and find out.
>>216589875Kino episodeRyan is miles better than most other actresses in Star Trek. I'd say only Kira is in her league in terms of main cast member female acting performances.
>>216589900That's why mulgrew really hated her. It had nothing to do with looks. Mulgrew was supposed to be the veteran actor that they could build the series around, like Patrick Stewart, but she gets upstaged by Ryan, Picardo, even Neelix.
>>216590171I don't think she minded getting upstaged by Ethan Phillips or Picardo though. They're veteran character actors, those guys always have chops. But Jeri Ryan? Yeah, I could see that pissing her off, especially after she had assumed the mentor role for Jennifer Lien.
>Kes comes back as a raging psycho hag>Neelix is still able to make her smileAbsolute cunny chad
>>216585650>The Art of Star TrekHoly kek I had that book back in the day
>>216589900Seven is fine, and I have nothing against Ryan's acting, but I got tired of all the Seven centric episodes after she showed up. Especially since they mostly revolved around her learning to be human which felt redundant because that was the Doctor's whole thing too
>>216586260I like to imagine this episode was conceived when Behr was kvetching about how the UK betrayed Israel and another writer said “write that down!”
>>216590429Seven, the actress and the character, could carry the A plot of an episode better than most of the cast.
>>216590429Seven and the Doctor helped each other become more human and had an interesting complicated friendship. Previous non-human outsider characters didn’t get to have that kind of relationship.
Imagine waking up next to a warm fluffy Caitian.
>>216590891Cats are dickheads.
>>216590429She literally is the modern day Helen of Troy, starting the culture wars.
uhh uhh, a miracle. damn that's wild
>>216586824292
>>216584053Are there any bald Klingons besides Chang in undiscovered country?
>>216589274retarded thing to complain about
>>216590171>source: being a retarded dramafag like a woman>reality: kes' actor had a drug problem and mulgrew was her friend, but she got fired and replaced with some generic bimbo who was screwing the producers
>>216591331no it's actually a perfectly reasonable suggestion, you're just a lazy faggot
>>216591382Kes didn't get fired. She was a junkie strung out on drugs and just stopped showing up one day. The producers are on record saying they wanted to keep her on the whole run of the show
>>216591494>what can I as a producer say that saves my own ass that people will believe>anon believes it at face valueuh huh okay retard
>>216591494>Kes didn't get fired. She was a junkie strung out on drugs and just stopped showing up one day.Wasn't she literally mentally ill? I don't know much about the drug use, but I'm pretty sure she was schizo.
>>216591613drug induced schizophrenia. She was a crackhead
>>216591664It's narcotic psychosis until you detox then it's drug induced schizophrenia if you're still acting all fucked up.
>>216589232>the major Ferengi characters on Deep Space Nine were all played by Jewish actors.So were Kirk, Spock, Chekhov and Data. So was David Sarnoff, who ultimately signed off on Star Trek at NBC. The new Trek shit is even more Jewish:https://www.jewthink.org/2021/05/06/new-trek-is-jew-trek/Pointing at a Jewish nepotism circlejerk and shouting "that is antisemitic!" is what the Jews call "chutzpah"
>>216589895Ratings
>>216591494This isn't true. The cast had too many people and the network wanted to downsize. They were going to get rid of Harry Kim but at the last second he appeared in the top50 'sexiest men alive' in People Magazine. So they axed Kes instead.
>>216584053/tv/ gaslight me into thinking this show was good. it has about 12 good episodes out of 6000 total.
>>216591922This also isn't true, because they immediately hired Ryan afterwards, who was more expensive.
>>216591962just like your animes
>>216591407Perfectly reasonable, if you are a retard.
>>216591999Checked and wrecked
>>216584314lol
sometimes when you're lazy and don't bother editing stuff like typos you end up with gems like "bleobrd"
>>216589290
>>216589290I absolutely hate the copy/paste faces in Titmouse stuff. What an absolutely abhorrent art style. I might like the show more if it wasn't so absolutely disgusting to look at.
>>216592026poor deflection lazy faggot
>>216591494Either way I'm glad it happened. Neither TNG nor DS9 had hot women in the main crew other than Yar and Ezri, both of whom were only part of the show for a very short time.I also liked Ryan's acting, and the character as such.
>>216592235maybe it's like on purpose. like, on some level they want you to be able to tell it's shit just by looking at it so if you watch it anyway you can't complain
>>216592269I liked kira...
>>216592273It legitimately takes me way too long to figure out what the alien designs represented in the show are even meant to be because they're all so shit looking.
>>216592269Tasha Yar was mediocre as hell, mogged by Troi and Beverly and I'm not super high on either. Kira was sexy as hell though and Jadzia, while an awful character, was a real beauty. They just gave her an awful haircut -- she looks way better with it down.
>>216592312Sounds like LD is too cerebral for you. I'm not surprised at all.
>>216592393Hey, aren't you that guy who hasn't seen DS9 so he doesn't even get Lower Decks?
>>216592431don't talk to him, he doesn't deserve anyone to talk to during the holidays, since he's all alone
>>216591971It is true, the cast was already too large. They had to fire someone if they were going to hire Ryan.
>>216589232I've been knocking around the idea that a major theme of DS9 was "the gentile's struggle against international jewry." With the Ferengi, Cardassians, and the Changelings all portraying the different negative stereotypes/aspects of jews. Need to go more in depth on it for sure, but I think there's a good shitpost in there>>216592269>kira>not hotFag detected
>>216592453True
remember when Archer brought his dog down to a planet of hostile aliens they had never met before because he thought it would be fun? remember when he thought it was appropriate to keep a dog on a spacecraft where it can't ever properly exercise or touch grass in the first place?
>>216592431Hey, aren't you that guy that thinks watching DS9 is required to understand the nuances of some background character? Some of us don't base our lives around commercial entertainment franchises.
star trek
>>216592528>Some of us don't base our lives around commercial entertainment franchises.You're here over 12 hours a day
>>216592521and beagles are not a lazy breed of dog that are happy just bring couch potatoes all day they are high energy and fucking loud dogs
>>216592521They're friends. It's not like anyone else on board enjoyed Archer's company.
>>216592521>Archer brought his dog down to a planet of hostile alienswhen was this?>it can't ever properly exercise or touch grass in the first place?he canonically takes him walkies on the ship, and phlox no doubt has some xeno plants for him to sniffa
>>216592498The Bajoran/Cardassian stuff is definitely inspired by the Jew/Arab shit that's been going on for literal centuries. The only thing missing is the Federation getting infiltrated and controlled by Bajoran interests at the expense of all other species.
>>216592643>when was this?when Archer had to do a series of humiliation rituals because Porthos peed on a tree or something
attention bajewan workers: worf is a coward. that is all.
>>216592684A sacred tree. And then he got space parvo and needed a new brain or something.
>>216592539
Why did they name eggnog after a Ferengi?
>>216592453The more I learn about you, the more I wish I hadn't.
>>216592647The Bajorans are how the Israelis see themselves and the reptile like Cardassians are how the rest of the middle east sees the Israelis.
>>216592783it's a shame Trek doesn't have holiday episodes because Nog learning about eggnog would have been adorable
>>216592587Either that, or you're conflating several anons together. By my informal count, it's at least 4.
>>216592521Porthos wasn't actually a dog. Demons wearing dog-flesh suits require different care.
>>216592684those weren't hostile aliens thoi get you hate enterprise because you're an npc but you could at the very least be accurate when you're criticizing it
>>216592091>You think this is some joke. It's not. People are dying! It's all so stupid. This whole stupid war is such a waste. In ten years, no body's going to remember what anybody did here.
>>216592784>xhe says, projecting in the thread 24/7
not to get really into this but for real treknonnies reading this, you might be interested to know if you didn't already that when one spams a thread it does not bump it. when you see weird shit going on or a certain person is around, you might be interested in checking what page the thread is on and when and if it changes with new posts. just a thought to keep in your minds.
>>216592877you know what I knew some little fucker would call me out on that so congratulations on being that guy. and I don't hate on Enterprise due to being an NPC I literally wrote essays about my beefs with it in this very general out of genuine care and love for Trek. and I don't even hate it but it's so full of legitmately stupid things it's too easy to shit on. I reserve my right to embellish a little.
>>216592909Not that schizo, but genuinely what are you talking about? That's not how bumping works. It takes the page number a minute or two to update, that's literally it.It's much easier to identify him because his modus operandi never changes, and he has tons of tells which are listed on the /trek/ bingo.
>>216592962hi it me the little fucker
Welp, we must've made fun of LD too much. Here comes REAL SCHIZO HOURS.
>>216592647For sure. The Ferengi are your common low level jew, Cardassians are your nationalistic/zionist jew, and the Changelings/Founders are your cabal jew who manipulates the world from behind the scenes to their benefit. Like I said, it still needs more thought and analysis put into it to be a compelling shitpost
Hard to believe, but back in 1992, the burgeoning Internet was roiling with heated debates about Deanna Troi's gigantic ass.
>>216593021cute. now tell me why you decided to defend the honor of Enterprise on this night. or are what one might call a "pedantic fuck" like I am and you just tell people they're wrong for the love of being right?
>>216592997>That's not how bumping works.well yes, it is. the catalog is always up to date within seconds of new posts
cardies are clearly meant to be russians pulling out of afghanistan/ww2 germany muh nazis
>>216593082>If I wasn't intelligent I wouldn't be where I am>I think tv cameras tend to add more weight to a person's body than do still camerasWomen are so fucking stupid
>>216593048I just don't get how people can watch flash animated bullcrap that's not even funny and is identical to the 900 other shows made by the same handful of studios
>>216593105What you have just described is a point in my favor, not yours, unless I'm misunderstanding. If the thread is already on page 1, then yeah, of course it won't get bumped any further, because there's no page 0 for it to get bumped onto.
>>216593173Everyone has the same face. Everyone has identical facial expressions. Everyone moves their limbs in this weird, wacky, inflatable tube man way. It's legitimately disgusting animation. Somehow it's even less pleasant to look at than TAS which has like 2 frames of animation every 3 minutes.
>>216593185if the thread is on page 4 and the troon spams the thread with posts it will stay on page 4 is what I'm saying. and ehat i have observed happening. and you're also protesting way too fucking much right now honestly
>>216593173it's called having shit taste. these same people eat nothing but instant ramen and little caesars
>>216593207what's alien-like behavior to me especially is when people are like>I WANNA FUCK THE HOT FUCKING CHICKS IN THIS CARTOONwhen they're all exactly the same. same faces. same bodies. just different skin colors and hair.
>>216593106That's too obvious, the deep entanglement of Cardies and Bajorans is paralleled by the relationship between the European Zionist Jews and the Ethnic Arabs of the Middle East.
>>216593268A lot of autistic people have zero aesthetic sense, go figure.
>>216593233But that's not true? What you're observing is thread's position not updating, otherwise bumping wouldn't work at all. There's no system in place to track posters' posting habits and prevent them from bumping a thread just because they posted in the past couple minutes.
>>216587843Thank God right after the endless bland gruel of Voyager we get a return to sci fi action-adventure in the form of Bakukino
>>216593312>tags: twincest, strand_of_saliva
>>216593268i mean remember that a lot of guys would fuck literal farm animals and infants idk why you're confused
>>216592498Cardassians: How Jews see Nazis, and by extension Europeans.Ferengi: How common anti-semites see Jews.Bajorans: How Jews see themselves.Changelings: How Jews really are.
>>216593106>Dukat's motivation in making a deal with thr devil was "pure desperation," says Robert Wolfe. "Cardassia was losing," he explains. "They were getting their asses kicked bye everyone's forces. It was over." Wolfe gives Cardassia's situation a historical perspective, likening it to the Weimar Republic, Germany's government between 1919 (following its defeat in World War I) and 1933 (the threshold of Hitler's rise to power). "People were trading buckets of deutsche marks for a loaf of bread. It was cheaper to burn deutsche marks than to buy wood. Hitler's reign was a horror story. but there were people who didn't see the alternatives. And Dukat felt he was doing the only thing he could do to save his culture and his people." Although Dukat's rise to power in the Cardassian government may seem a bit abrupt to some, Wolfe notes that "Hitler's rise happened pretty quickly, too. So did Caesar's. It was a coup."so he's rising to power like Hitler but also he was already Hitler during the occupation. neat. and how the fuck can what he did he called a couple? we are not privvy to that information in the show. the Detapa council didn't want to fight. when Dukat came back with the Dominion beind him why are we to assume they weren't just like "oh, based you take over then we're back in the game" ?
>>216593834From the way it's presented in the show, Cardassians welcomed the Dominion with open arms. Damar even says this. Only a few discontents like Ghemor had a problem.
>>216594199The Cardassian plan from day 1 was to betray the Founders because they thought they could out smart them. Classic Semitic behavior
>>216593834>Caesar's rise happened quicklyNigga was in Gaul for like 8 years
>>216594250can you really call it a plan if they just say it constantly in front of Weyoun who just says "shut up retards and get back to work" and then they obey? Dukat was cucked as fuck and knew it and went along with it but he had no actual plan to come out on top
>Cardassians are literally Weimar'd>buttfucked by Klingons and Maquis>the Federation sends them some humanitarian aide, but not much>ally with the only major power that can bring you to salvation - the Dominion>NOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!!!!! NOOOO YOU DESERVE TO BE A THIRD RATE POWER NOOOOOO-
>>216594306Sounds like a certain group of people who control the banks, the entertainment industry, fashion, etc.
>>216594306forgot my webmeme
>>216594347t. Dukat
>>216592900You don't even know what it means, do you? Typical shutin.
>>216592997Oh, you want to play /trek/ bingo, do you? You've literally never won, and you want to find out again? He're a helpful hint... actually fill out the card with post numbers, instead of bleating "2 up! 5 left! right hand green!"
>>216593173And yet you (apparently) understand how Trek fans can get so desperate that they start simping for mid women just because they're wearing sci-fi makeup.
>>216594568There you go, doing it again
>>216593300I'm trying to say the toon troon must be an abusive janny because he's doing things no mere user can do.
How is it, that in our AI revolutionized world, that nobody has created detailed HD 4K nudes of Beverly Crusher and Deanna Troi?
>>216593358wow. i did not need to know that about you.
>>216594674Doubtful, considering he used to get his spam threads and spam posts deleted all the time, and then whine about "abusive geezer jannies." I don't think they'd do that to one of their own.
>>216594674>I'm trying to sayyou're not me, faggot
>>216594684because you're literally the only one in the world cucked and desperate enough to pine for such a thing
>>216594718Then explain his ability to post to the thread without bumping it. I'm waiting, bitch.
>>216594714that I know the true nature of men? nothing to be ashamed of.
>>216594767Only one in the world, maybe. Only one in the Alpha Quadrant? I don't think so.
ok so guys i was just beating off to troi's ass when suddenly my whole left side went numb and it's not coming back what do i do i live in eritrea and don't have health care help me i'm only 23 i'm too young to die
>>216594823Join a parish, become a priest, and never touch yourself sexually ever againdon't become a goon casualty
>>216594786I already have, you are literally too stupid to comprehend: the thread is bumped every time he posts, assuming he isn't saging it. You just don't see the thread immediately shoot to the front of the catalog due to latency, or there are other threads getting bumped at the same time which get put ahead of it, and you assume he's somehow special because of this phenomenon.
>>216594952thats cold man why won't you help a fellow trek gooner is it because i'm black
>>216595015I've never gooned to Trek and I never will. I am not like you.
>>216595015I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to interfere with your Pon Farr, please borrow my wife
i deleted my post because I misread but it's literally just the troon trying to gaslight you into thinking 4chan doesn't work the way it does because he'd an 83 year old fucking retard who doesn't understand how technology works
like honestly it's crazy he never noticed how when he keeps posting in his failed troon OP threads while the rest of us aren't that it doesn't actually bump it
>>216595115you contradicted yourself in that post, you know. plus you admitted to getting pwned by a boomer
my left side is feeling less numb now but all is not well. i'm afraid>>216595057how can you say that? i started beating off to trek women because of this thread>>216595068i'm more concerned about my health emergency
>>216595190are you saying he has some sort of 4chan magic that only jannies have? that's creepy, man
>>216595301>hewhy refer to yourself in the 3rd person?
>>216594823that's punishment for lusting after white women
>>216595354LeBron does it all the time & you never say squat about it.
>>216592235>consistency is badShut the fuck up
>>216595354NTA but Marina Sirtis is Greek, not white
>>216595596>copy/paste>consistencylol
>>216592343>Tasha Yar was mediocre as hellWrong
>>216594260And it took Hitler 14 years to become chancellor after joining the German Workers' Party in 1919.It's not surprising that someone who hates the Nazis would have such a poor understanding of history.
>>216595643Mediocre face, mediocre body, sad tits. Nice bush, though.Also maybe the worst actress in the history of Trek. Only marginally famous due to being Bing Crosby's granddaughter.
>>216595656It's dumb to hate anything that is confined to history and no longer exists but the Nazis were certainly a detestable regime.Please don't tell me you drank the Stormfront kool-aid.Star Trek was built by Nazi killers, after all. 89 combat missions for Roddenberry, Scotty stormed Juno Beach, Gene Coon murdering Nazi-aligned Japs in the Marines, etc.
>>216593834I really wouldn't compare Dukat to Hitler. The Cardassians are certainly modeled after Nazi Germany (among others), but Hitler was an amateur fool. Dukat is more akin to Alcibiades
>>216595656I read recently that UFOs are actually advanced Nazi aircraft, they have a secret base in Antarctica, started the Cold War between the U.S. and the Soviet Union to destroy both of those countries, and now manipulates the world in secret. It reminded me of Gul Dukat and the Pah-Wraiths.>>216595761It was a crime against humanity.
>>216595914>From the perspective of cucked liser retards at the time, it was not.you don't say
>>216595914Not going to debate alternate history with you.>>>/pol/
>>216595950Also, high altitude bombing was just woefully inefficient so the only effective strategy was basically carpet bombing.
>>216595959What alternate history? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsnoSn76tp8 And Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.
Pretty kino episode.
Would've been a good finale for TOS as well, but they ended up filming one more script before the execs finally pulled the plug.
>>216596069>What alternate historyNTAhe means the part about Allied soldiers being shown the consequences of the war that Britain and France started against Germany.
>>216596167I think the Nazis tried to show Allied soldiers that, but the psychopaths in charge of the Allies screamed and whined and threw hissy fits and called it "propaganda". It wasn't. Just like it happened in DS9.
>>216596167>the war that Britain and France started against Germany.Are you being stupid on purpose?
>>216596239no, it's actual stupid
>>216596239Why can the Americans do "Manifest Destiny" and slaughter the natives, but the Germans can't do Lebensraum? Sounds like a double standard. Kind of like Bajor and Cardassia.
>>216596305if only the europeans and russians hadn't been white. things would have been much different. like if the bajorans had just accepted relocation
>>216591664cute tho
>>216596305>stone age natives who had already been mostly wiped out by Spanish disease>sparsely inhabiting a huge landmass>if the US didn't claim it and integrated the natives, peaceably or otherwise, someone else surely would>versus crowded ass Europe in the late 30s/early 40sNow THAT's a retarded argument
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>>216596335i like this edit
>>216596335The blue N64 controller was my favorite, always used it
>>216596588when I was a kid we had a red one and a gray one and I always used gray
>>216596588I like the yellow donkey kong one even if i didn't play the gameplayed dkc tho
>>216596597>>216596598I had 5 or 6 of the fuckers, we always had 4 player coop going on Goldeneye, Mario Kart, or the WCW/WWF wrestling games. Bluey was my MVP but I also had an edgy black one, all nintendo brand too, none of the madkatz shit.
>>216596617We have a madkatz one now and it sucks shit. Madkatz was absurdly hit or miss with their quality.
>>216596239Great Britain and France unilaterally declared war on Germany on September 3, 1939. They furthermore refused Hitler's peace offers after he had restored Germany's pre-WW1 borders in the east and built a defensive line to protect Europe against the Soviet Union.Britain then also refused the generous German offer for white peace offered to them personally by Hitler's second in command Rudolf Hess (whom the British subsequently imprisoned, kept out of the public eye and drove into suicide).These are well-documented historical facts. You being uneducated and immoral does not change this.
>>216596639never had a single good one from SNES to Genesis, etc, had a ton of them and they all sucked
>>216596645>They furthermore refused Hitler's peace offers after he had restored Germany's pre-WW1 borders in the eastI can't believe they rejected his peace offers after Germany broke its word and renegged on all of its WW1 concessions and just started invading everyone!
>>216596710Their PC peripherals were good in my experiene. Joysticks in particular. Never had a good thing from them for consoles until dreamcast.
>>216595190Anon... that's because OPs cannot bump their own threads... and that stopped being a thing (at least on certain boards) years ago. I'm still not the toontroon...
>>216595643that is not denise
>>216596547SHE'S ONLY 2 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!
>>216595690and using public transportation one time would change their minds
>>216593340l-lewd
got my bottle of kanar and some ketracel whitenothing wrong on a saturday night
>>216587723So just like any overly religious group.
Unpopular opinion: I hate Enterprise-A and D designs, because of their stupid necks (and any other ship that has those). It's such an obvious weak point, and it just looks silly. I'm glad that since Voyager and Enterprise E the stopped doing those.
