Milking is required editionprev >>216596495
>>216598556OJ WHO IS SHE ?!
>scenic
>>216598556I mean who is she ?
>>216598567lmao
>something will happen>something will happen>fuck nothing happened
Questions are being answered like never before.. it's insane
>>216598595I've never felt this from a single episode. You people are either really dumb or being disingenuous. There's no third option.
Pluribussy
What car are you choosing for the apocalypse?
Can't wait for Zosia-centric episode next week.
>>216598567Jesus was a jew
>I AM LE INSANE!
Carol = Rhea SeehornPlurbs = Vince Gilligan
>>216598616>synagogue of satan>ye are of your father the devil
>>216598614A chariot from The Lord
>I HAVENT TALKED TO ANYONE IN A MONTH IM GOING INSANE AAAAAAAHare women really like this?
>>216598567blessed
>>216598636That's insaneI respect it
>>216598579It's the Gilman Tunnels in New Mexico
>>216598567fpbp
Will he be able to snap Carol out of it? or will she be too coomheaded from Zosia's non-stop expert cunnilingus?
Why people want things to happen ?
how is reddit gonna handle carol raping the body of whoever zosia is?
I don’t like the show because things happen I like the show because I more things are going to happen
>>216598642You would feel the same way if you didn't have us to talk to.
Inb4 Zosia has a moment like this
>for when the pacing gets extra luxurious
>>216598616so was bobby fischer
The world is big
>>216598699Lmfao
>>216598709for you
>>216598691This woman appeared in BCS thirsting for Mike's BPC (Big Pimento Cheese)
>>216598603I think everyone’s attention span is fucked. They’re not used to shows paced like this
>>216598615As long as we don't get to hear "Hello, Carol. This is a recording" message in full anymore I'd say that's a progress
I see, you all see a real tv drama and flee to the other thread... the slop watchers fear the show with 16 episodes and a complete story in 1 season.
>>216598726Hallmark Christmas tier slop
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH VINCETWO NOTHING WRONG WITH VINCETHREE NOTHING WRONG WITH VINCEFOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH VINCEONE SOMETHINGS GOT TO HAPPENTWO SOMETHINGS GOT TO HAPPENTHREE SOMETHINGS GOT TO HAPPEN OOOOOOUAAAAAH!LET THE EMMYS HIT THE FLOORLET THE EMMYS HIT THE FLOORLET THE EMMYS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOR
>>216598642you don't remember women were offing themselves after 1 week of isolation during covid?
What's his endgame?
>>216598556Trisolarians, how do we feel?Lab bitches who got bitten by a mouse, how do we feel?You life is your own, how do we feel about that?
>>216598679The same way they handle ever other fucked up thing Carol does, make endless excuses for it.>Well actually Carol having sex with Zosia is fine because Carol is traumatized and lonely and she never got to properly express her lesbian sexuality so her being so open with Zosia and by extension the entire world via the hive is really empowering
>>216598709C I N E M A INEMA
>>216598752more like what's his endgame?
>Vince here next episode nothing will happen
>>216598775Bravo Vince.I’m going to watch on 0.75 speed just so the pacing is even more luxurious
>>216598775we know
>>216598556why did vince use john cena for the forced exposition?
>>216598709>GTA V theme starts playing
>>216598794OH UM ITS A SET UP ITS A SETUP ITS A SET UP
>>216598709how did they make the camera float over the water like that ?
>>216598805No doggy bone bone bone
>my name is manousos and i will save the world.
>>216598794seriously though that menu music in gta v was so fucking good it made me think about life and shit lolhttps://youtu.be/e0h09RpeMSY?si=7KzrbKJqbmHqzr1R
do NOT speak negatively about this show on Reddit they are in total cope mode. haven’t seen them this bad since TLOU season 2
>>216598772Make everyone hate Koreans.
>>216598809They filmed it from a pluribus UFO. The show is soft disclosure, just like Stargate.
>>216598617They showed her bring lonely in the most obnoxious way possible. First time Carol started actually getting on my nerves.
>>216598824>gets buck broken by a tree
>>216598724you just have a higher tolerance for slop
>>216598617why did they have to make her sing man. do you think it was in the script or did she just have a waspish moment
>>216598860Mom walks in
Will Carol abort Zosia's fetus by massage gun blasting her uterus at full strength?
>>216598724Completely agreed.
>>216598869I think those scenes were just Vince's private recordings
>>216598828I despise you for being a redditor, but I want you to ask them why the last episode needed to be as long as it was
>>216598791A better show would have had Carol sitting watching SNL, commanding all the actors’ every move like Peter in the Nielsen family episode. AppleTV could have used some of that $15 million a pop for more 30 second cameos other than just fucking John Cenahttps://youtu.be/kHYBLgcwH4M
>>216598724Nigga my favourite movie is a Ghost Story and that has a literal 7 minute scene of a woman crying and eating an entire pie. But that’s a movie where the entire point is to fuck with your perception of time, and moments like that will be drawn out, and later years will pass in literal seconds. I have no problem with slow pacing. But Vince has absolutely no excuse to stretch 10mins of story into a full length episode, especially not this close to what should be the finale.I remind you:WE STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THE PLURB WANTSNO ONE HAS THOUGHT TO ASK IT
>>216598860Lol, this image is ridiculous
>>216598909>WE STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THE PLURB WANTSDidn't the hivemind say they have an imperative to infect others?
>>216598809They placed the camera first, then they built the set underneath it.
>>216598944That’s not what it WANTS. That’s Carol asking why it needs to infect her.What the fuck is the Plurb doing with 7billion bodies in the world? Do you know? Has the thought fucking crossed your mind?Is it out there building an antenna? Trying to go to space? You have no fucking idea because in a fucking in-universe month no one has fucking asked
>>216598567wtf based
>>216598962its pretty obvious when you consider how it got there in the first place
>>216598724You literally have people bragging about watching at 1.5x speeds or skipping 10 seconds repeatedly. You would have been tarred and feathered for even suggesting that on here in the past. People's watching habits have been irrevocably fucked by phones. People will do everything but blame themselves. Ask people in Hollywood, and they will tell you that producers tell them that they need to make their shows in mind with the idea that everyone will be on their phones while it is playing.
>>216598994Here’s a thought, maybe it’s not “le audience bad” maybe the show really is stretching its plot thin
>>216598994This. It's sad indeed. Plus they're just contrarians. They wanted Saul Goodman to strangle Carol Burnett with a phone cord.I miss the /tv/ of ten, fifteen years ago.
>>216598909From what we've seen they don't want anything. They're just a virus without any real plans other than spreading.They behave in certain ways, can't lie, won't hurt anything, etc, but they don't seem to be working towards anything other than just spreading and keeping their hosts alive - and because of their limitations they will eventually indirectly kill their hosts anyway.Question is: who sent the signal that started the whole thing? It could be them, spreading to other planets because that's just their nature. Or it could be aliens, wanting to screw over other planets.
>>216599004Maybe you feel it is stretched thin. I don't. I think it would be a much worse show if it was more to your liking and to the liking of other anons in this thread, but luckily they are not listening to you.
>>216598556Do you guys think we'll get a Carol and Zosia sex scene this season? I'd be happy with a lesbian kiss at least
>>216599030>From what we've seen they don't want anything. They're just a virus without any real plans other than spreadingSeason finale is going to be a cliffhanger where Carol discovers the Plurb has been working on a mega project all along.If you can’t see this coming maybe media isn’t for you
>>216598699based
>>216599048Hey Vince, could you tell us how you plan on ending this show?
>>216599048Justify the previous episode. You could summarize the events in 2 sentences, it was a 40min episode
>>216598809it's all cgi
Erm, this tv show is kind of epicI do have a high iq, so I wouldn't expect the rest of you to get it
I don't mind the slowburning nothinghappening Vincekino, but even I was put off by the third voice message from Howie and Carol ordering a fucking gatorgate. Making the mother of all filler episodes, Jack, can't fret over every minute of the runtime.
>>216598809The plurbs lent their military drone to vince so he can take the shot.
>>216598595
>>216599085woman drinks gatorade and shoots fireworks. guy drives and then walks
>>216599090Drone
Why didn't Carol ask them to shorten that break-up voice message? Just tell them to have the call go "Hi, what can we do?" and then the voicemail.
can anyone here name something that is “le slowburn” and actually good? the only recent thing I liked that comes to mind is Skinamarink
I have written a haiku for my friendsPluribus is badBravo Vince nothing happensSkyler’s still a bitch
>>216599131no that's impossible
>>216599135it doesn't matter anymore, all is forgiven
>>216599085I mean, I just don't know what to say at this point. I have said it at length many times before. Eventually, when you grow up, you will realize plot is not all there is.
>>216599135that wouldn't waste the audience's time though?
>>216599162Concession accepted
>>216598556>"Maw, get me mah milkin' stool."
>>216599158Next episode we see Carol dead with Zosia shaped bite marks taken out of her.
>>216599144I like it!
>>216598962Gonna send out the signal again like a shitty chain mail. Then probably build space ships and set out to infect nearby star systems.
>>216598994Phones BAD
>>216599072"From what we've seen", you nitwit.Anyway season finale will be Manousos showing up at Carol's place to help her defeat them, only to find her having sex with Zosia.
>>216598994the show is not good, stop making excuses for iti can sum up the last episode in a few sentences>carol goes insane from loneliness, gives up on trying to save the world and crawls back to the plurb (woman moment)>spic guy tries to reach carol but almost dies and is saved by the plurb drawn out to a 45 minute episode.yes vince i know that carol is sad. i know that she misses helen. i really know. its been the message of the show for the entire season. i also know that the spic doesnt trust the plurb and that hes coping that everything will go back to normal. you didnt have to show him putting money in the window for the stolen gas 3 times. its been established. i know hes learning english to link up with carol. please stop. please
>>216599191Yes, they are!
>>216599185that would imply something has happened, and we can't have that.
>>216599195I can sum up sopranos in one sentence>Fat depressed mob go to therapistBad show
>>216598642Nigga there's no internet or anything to watch, not even cute cashiers at the grocery store to glance at, it's an actual dictionary definition of solitude, I thought I could be fine without human contact for a prolonged period of time aswell until I realized how much I type with you fags on here
>>216599158>plurb me! plurb me harder Raban!
>>216599210did you write this post on your phone while re watching the latest pluribus episode on 1.5x speed?
>>216599222Imagine asking the hivemind to start posting on 4chan like a bunch of assholes just to emulate the feeling of it being back.
>>216599222>there's no internet or anything to watchretard, literally just ask the plurbs to make movies, shows, or games for you.
>>216599249>please leave a message>Uhm yes I'd like a lot less of the Sneed and way more Baneposters, thank you
>>216599289I'd ask them to act like it's still 2006.
>>216599248I was pooping
I'd ask for a suicide switch that makes my head explode if I ever get plurbed. That way they can never plurb me.
>>216598809Blimp
Plurb
>>216599350She plurbs from there
>>216599135and cut the show in half?
You know I think there's something (im not sure what exactly) to be said about online communities and how they've lowered the bar for television. Like, I am excited each week for this show. But that's mostly to fun post about it here with all of you. If I lived in a village of 20 people with no internet access would I be wasting my time with this show? No fucking wayidk kinda makes you think about stuff
>>216599275>>216599289>You can prompt the Plurb to create anything>But it's all slightly off>And none of it's satisfying because it isn't realAI-analogy bros, we eatin good
>>216599222There is internet, how are the other immunees talk with Zoom?
>>216599377>would I be wasting my time with this show?I'd be rewatching Devs
>>216599222>I thought I could be fine without human contact for a prolonged period of time aswell until I realized how much I type with you fags on hereA lot of anons aren't self aware enough to realize how much of their social needs are being met by 4chan and consequently why they're always on here. Then they'll be smug like when the pandemic happened at their apex predator solitary nature, unlike those normalfags who cant go a day without socializing (as I post this boast so other people can read it and give me (you)s)
>>216599394The plurb just created a network between the survivors and runs one small zoom server. It's not gonna run the entire internet.
I am trying to like this show but the female lead is literally the worst character.Am I getting filtered or is it bad?
>>216599135It's to give Howard actor a paycheck
>>216599460You're getting filtered
>>216599438Yes but how does is the connection physically made? The fibre and exchanges must still work.
>>216599425And honestly, even though internet gives some aspect of socializing and connection with a human, I realized that I haven't actually spoken to a person face-to-face for longer than a minute in months, and it's probably getting to me without realizing it.
>>216599476ding ding, Gilligan is a nerd who doesn't really get changed by money, he's still helping out his friends.
>>216599476>Howard actorYou put some respect on Patrick Fabian's name.
>>216599502They could just use a few starlink satellites and satellite dishes.
>>216598724You are correct about attention spans but please for the love god stop acting like this show is good just because BB is one of the top 5 shows ever made
>>216599557Yes, that would do. Maybe they'll use the starlink constellation to transmit their plurb signal to the next star system.
Am I suppose to sympathize with Carol? She is unlikeable for many many reasons. I even like Diabetes, Sozia and Manousos more than her.
>>216599460If she was a dude but behaved exactly the same people would hate her even more tbqh.
>>216599600TRVTH NVKE
>>216598828Some people's lives revolve around tv-shows. It's basically a cycle. They live rigorously through a tv-show until it's season finale and then theychop on to another show and make it the basis of their personality. These people who think Pluribus is the best thing ever were massive Alien Earth and TLOU season 2 fans. Just wait until Pluribus ends and they can start preparing for House of the Dragon. Drones, all of them
>>216599591I dont hate Carol but she's far from engaging. Zero charisma, annoying cadence of voice, her limited expressions. I don't like Rhea Seehorn's interpretation of the character, basically. I think people are overrating her as an actor.
>>216598869Too deep for you, man. She's singing REM's "it's the end of the world" because, well, it IS the end of the world. Pluribus aint for midwits
>>216599511yeah that's important to note. to elaborate on my post, what neets on 4chan were feeling smug about was watching normal people having to suddenly adjust to the limited and flawed form of socializing that they had been solely subsisting on for years without realizing: internet communicationwhich is just a supplement, a snack to the normal person's social diet
>>216599636Pluribus is my favorite show in years, and I would never deign Alien Earth and TLOU a second of my time. I think it is embarrassing you are only including season 2 of TLOU on the slop list and not season 1 as well. I admit I was fooled into watching HOTD, that was dumb on my part, but I am eager to say that show sucks too.
I am so hungry. Can't stop imagining all the delicious food I would ask the Plurbs to bring me. Carol is so ungrateful and annoying. I hate her.
>>216598869I know right, and she also does it in a kind of restrained way that doesn't feel genuine, which makes it 10 times more awkward to watch.
>>216598589lmao nigga turned asian at the end
>>216598726damn I just watched the first episode of this and so much happened, they depicted the main characters whole childhood and setup for the story of her as a young adult, that's crazy they could fit all that in one episode vince should take notes. and there's still 15 more 60+ minute episodes left.
>>216599693
>>216599502The immunes could just tell the plurbs to fire up the data centers again the same way Carol told them to turn all the lights in Albuquerque back on
>>216599600Just imagine him being a dude>Like oh my god guys, this man is WALKING RED FLAG! He dismisses Karl's efforts despite being very mean, he is gay I know but come on, who would shoot heroin and say other guy is fuckable???
>>216599679Way to get defensive there Chuck, was I even talking to you?
>>216599135>why didn't Carol do this and thatAt this point the show is about Carol being a stupid bitch who's too emotional to think logically
Do I watch season 1 of Severance or do I watch more than the first episode of this??
How is Mensous going to save the world?
>>216599767Season 1 of Severance was enjoyable, dont know about season 2 because I never started it. Pluribus has an interesting premise but you can watch the first episode and the finale and you're up to speed
>>216599751No, but I had to say something anyway. It was necessary.
>>216599767Both seasons of Severance are great, Pluribus is baboon diarrhea
>>216599767watch >>216598726
>>216599775What finale bruh you don't know what happens
>>216599776It actually wasn't necessary, why are you defending your personality to randoms over the internet? I wont even remember it after this general dies
>>216599591If you posted this earlier in the thread you'd get a dozen (You)s from plebbit femtards queefing out their feelings
>>216599793That's the only episode when something will happen besides watching someone walk, drive a car or play golf
>>216599656Rhea doesn't seem to be a particularly good actress, she makes boring choices. Like when Helen spazzed out, she was just screaming, but in reality people tend to lock in when there's a crisis. And when Helen died her reaction was "WAAAAH D:" instead of stunned silence at how badly wrong things have gone which would be more interesting and realistic
>>216599775Sev 2 was just false start after false start. Eps 1-3 were neat, then it started to falter and piss and shit itself uselessly, just treading water. Had sporadic kino scenes, then sort of pulled itself together for the finale.
>>216599822good points
>>216599767Severance, no question.
>>216599822Director's fault to be honest
>>216599822Alcoholic dykes aren't known for "locking in" during a crisis
Rhea is just the perfect "mid" so your mind gets tricked thinking she is a good actress.
>Think I can't dislike Carol anymore than I already have>She fucking yields to the Pluribeansoh my god she is so lame. Walter started out as a whimp but rapidly changed into a cool villain. Saul was a good person who made bad choices and ended up corrupted. But Carol is the opposite. Started as a successful writer and is now a broken loser. Why did they even make her a writer? That hasn't affected the story in any way. At least the Hispanic guy is a badass. Can't hate on Vice for positive representation of my people.
>>216599723>Wizard of Oz portrays electroshock scenesNO you grifter dipshit, that's Return to Oz
I love this shows kinoality so much I don't think someone in /tv/ has made watchers seethe at the same scale Vince does. He puts out slow burn kino after kino and despite seething at better call Saul for 54 hours, 56 minutes, and 41 seconds, for being slow, those fans went and watched a show on Apple TV about a Hivemind controlling all but 12 people and they're letting Vince do it againYou won't get your 56 hours back anon, why are you letting Vince steal another 2 days of your life just so you can seethe about how much nothing is happening?Think about what else you could've did with 54 hours, 56 minutes, and 41 seconds
You can't tell me Laxmi gets invited to the group chat but Carol doesn'tthats how u know its a TV show, both of those bitches aint gonna get invited
>>216599906Carol is going to kill him because she figures out that she loves Zosia and thus rpevents him from saving the world. That's the bravo Vince transformation we are about to see
I applaud Vince for Scamming crapple out of 300 millies
>>216598604Pluriboring
>>216598746What's funny is that the vast majority were living with their families, some with their boyfriends/husbands
>>216598604oi
>>216599960Laxmi I just hated Carol, nobody else. But I imagine during the immunes zoom call vote to include Carol, she was definitely the most vocal in opposition to it
>>216600169oh shit can everyone see that i'm indian?
So it's called Severance because they severe your memory woah :O
Oh, come on—if you’re the type who needs a plotshow full of predictable twists and over-the-top drama just to stay interested, maybe it’s time to admit that you’re stupid. Honestly, plotwatchers must have the attention span of a goldfish if they can’t appreciate anything without constant cliffhangers and fake suspense—it’s like their brains short-circuit without explosions every five minutes. Pluribus isn’t like that at all; it’s simply about following Carol as she goes through her everyday routine. Driving her car? Pretty engaging. Walking through doors? It captures the little moments that make life real. Some people chase explosions and betrayals because they’re too dim to grasp subtlety, but others (like me) appreciate the straightforward, genuine stuff. Give it a try, you might like it—unless you’re one of those plot-obsessed simpletons who wouldn’t get it anyway.
>>216599048Slow paced movies tend to compensate for that by not being boring. The plot may move slowly but they're still being efficient at showing the present moment. Gilligan thinks being slow paced is having slow, predictable convos and zooming in on an actor doing mundane shit. Which is why 50% of bcs was about watching ehrmantraut's bored expression as he proceeds to not do shit for 3 episodes until he eventually shoots at some fucking shoes.
>>216598567AI shit
>>216600301This, but unironically and without Chat-GPT writing it.
>>216600301I’m so glad that Pluribus ist a plotshow
>>216598599I liked the part where he fell onto the fake prop spikey tree and said owie
I've been diagnosed with brain problems and I'm on a low-plot dietIs Plurb suitable for my situation?
>>216600301>predictable twists
My favorite scene of the series so far was watching carol trying to lift Helen onto a car for 10 minutes
>>216600395You should ask your doctor if monkey island is right for you.
>>216600395you may still want to substitute in some plot as such a low plot diet is not advisable even for someone in your situation
>>216599656Kind of agree with this. The writers basically gave Carol the temperament and charisma skill of a rabid monkey. I know the writers aren't trying to make her unlikeable, but if someone WAS trying to sabotage the character, I think this is how they'd do it.Also, is this entirely on Rhea? Or were there a few takes where she played some scenes more normally, but the directors were like, "We need you to act even angrier"?
>>216600301plotcucks really are becoming insufferablethere is ONE show that does things differently, that expects more from it's audience, and they have to come here like the hyenas they are and spoil our little corner of the internet with their low-class ramblings
>>216600301This show is for autistics, ironic considering they can barely be considered human at all
plurbiuss
>>216600493The stuff autistics go bonkers for is stuff that is flashy, colorful and goes fast like sonic and trains, that doesn't check out.
>>216600439I love her as Kim so it can't be her.
>>216598809extremely long tripod anchored to the sea floor
>800+ million dead during the great plurbening you cannot reach this level of death without full scale nuclear war so my question is where is the damage? also, what happens when a people is so far detached from humanity that the virus doesnt infect them? like jeets IRL but not in the show for obvious reasons.
>>216600705the Plurb just god rid of Indians and Chinese
>>216600301Pluribus literally used explosions twice to keep our attention, what are you taking about.Gratuitous nudity, cliffhangers, celebrity cameos, references to BCS for fans. Pluribus uses them all and still has no plot.
>>216600621Youre thinking of ADHD. Autistics love details and systems and order. Sonic games are all about that, it only looks like random blinking noise because you're a dumb normgroid. Pluriboring is the exact show autistics would get off watching
>>216598763And Diabate raping those women is still bad for some reason
>>216598809Magic
Carol will unplurb Zosia and Zosia will thank her because she remembers it all but was not in control of her body and as a thank you she will scissor Carol and it will all be consensual and pure
>>216600705>you cannot reach this level of death without full scale nuclear war so my question is where is the damage?Sure you can, if you convert 8 billion people and 800milion of them get plurbed in a disadvantageous situation.
>>216599723/r/yantianto
>>216600730>Ohhhh>Myyyy>LANTAAAAA>IS that?!>NOOOOO WAY>AH MY STARSSS>ALBBEQUERCCIEEEE?>THE ONEEE AND ONLY ABQQ FROOOMMMM BRREAKING BAD?!!!!!!!!!>HOOOOL-EEEE SHIIIET IT MUST BE A BrBa REFERENCERINOOObrother...
>>216599195WowYou really don't like watching showsPerhaps consider stopping?No one is forcing you to watch lmaoIf you're bored by the traveling montage and are incapable of apprecting the cinematography, music, direction, etc. And are just WHINGING about how nothing is le happening, perhaps you should stop watching entirelyI'm gonna spoil the ending for youNothing is going to happenYou may as well save yourself an hour and a half and go back to yt shorts. Those 10 seconds of time they spent showing Mano putting money under windsheild wipers could have been spent watching an AI cat playing a trombone or a guy farting on a cake
>>216600760Autists would hate Pluribus because it’s a “show don’t tell” kind of story. You have to read the characters’ behavior and facial expressions to figure out what they’re doing. Autists love anime because every character flat out tells you what they’re thinking and feeling.
>>216600834>10% of the global pop is in a bad spot when plurbed not likely. ep 1 already had that guy say the military became aware of them and there was resistance but to what degree and where? it had to be nuclear.
>>216599906>successful writer
>>216600873this is just sad cope
>>216600892>show don't tellStop using this phrase as if Pluribus abides by it. The first episode had the US Department of Agriculture guy telling us what was going on. Same with Zosia telling us how many people died, John Cena telling us about their food supply, Diabate telling us about the Zoom meetings. This show doesn't "show" anything.
>>216598690No I fucking wouldn'tI went 30 years without pussyI no longer give a shit about any of you retards
>>216600918I think Nuclear makes even less sense unless North Korea nuked themselves and the region.The lab spread started at night in North America.Just look at carol's spouse, something went wrong with her plurbening, and either it was the curb her head smashed against or the plurb itself that killed her she became a meatsack.There was military conflict, but you don't launch a nuke in the world without some guy noticing. Polaroid uncovered the Manhattan project by complete accident cause the global chemical balance got fucky, but as far as we can tell the entire USA down to Carol's first encounter had no knowledge of it, news went on like normal etc.
>>216600730The grenade wasnt about the explosion it was about carol learning the plurb will do anything for herThe firework wasnt about her old neighbors house exploding it was about her accepting deathWhy are you ignoring the character aspects of these parts? Could it be you are disingenuous?
>>216600892>every character flat out tells you what they’re thinking and feelingThat's also why retarded second-screen normies love netflix slop
>>216598724Paced like what? Sand passing through an hourglass? Manousos heading north is literally the first thing of substantive consequence to have pushed the plot forward since the pilot episode. Literally everyone and I mean everyone has been ineffectually fucking around doing literally nothing of consequence to discover more about the plurb or figure out how to stop them or what their plans are to join the immune, etc, etc. carol wont even ask them to make a quicker fucking voicemail. This show cares that little about your time, you deserve to have it wasted. Every second wasted watching pluribus is a stupid tax charged by vince gilligan. Bravo vince. Pluriboring.
>>216600832The most interesting question right now is what happens to a plurb when you "cure" them. Do they:1. Revert back to their original self, remember nothing from their time as a plurb2. Revert to their original self and retain the memory of being in the hive 3. Lose all memory, become borderline catatonic4. Keep the plurb personality and behaviour except no longer connected to the hive5. Something else.What do you think anons? To me 4 would be the most deliciously tragic.
>>216601017>interesting questionsGet ready to not have them answeredMaybe being in the Plurb really is that great and they immediately commit suicide once they're disconnected
This show sucks.My favorite show is Naruto BTW not sure if it matters.
please sir could I get some plot just a crumb of plot?
>>216600849The only reason why they left the full voicemail message in is cause Vince thought it would be funny for us to hear and recognize Howard Hamlin's voice over and over. I didn't even think of the setting until you pointed it out, excellent observation.
>>216598556
>>216601082I don't like Carol's hair. Doesn't look good on her. What's with the rectangular ends sticking out? Looks like a helmet, a Darth Vader helmet.
wtf this is actually good
>>216601037>Maybe being in the Plurb really is that great and they immediately commit suicide once they're disconnectedThat would be my guess too. like coming down from a powerful drug.
I hate this show.I'm trans BTW.
>hey plurbs i want to advance technological progress>make millions of plurbs focus on building true artifical intelligence for me>build me an ai robot army that will only listen to and obey orders from me>use army to do their own research on reversing the plurbingit's that easy. carol why are you so retarded
>>216598614Fring's Volvo.
check the subreddit,guys,those retards are realizing they are all dumb for looking for hints when the show is obviously a critique to the hardships of being a lesbian under the orange tyranny
>>216598673why does he become BLACK?
>>216601128 it's a middle age lesbian low effort maintenance cut kind of hair style.
>>216601166Slowpoke
>>216598809Launched it from a big slingshot and recorded the scene right when it was at the apex of its arc. In reality Manounos-actor was taking that bend at like 120 because the camera was only in the right position for about half a second, they slowed it down in post.
>>216600760ADHD isn't a real thing though
>Make the lesbian lead annoying and unlikable. Everyone hates her.>Make the religious and moral straight white man the most cool and likeable What's Vince's end game?
>>216601510What white man?
>>216598962>in a fucking in-universe month no one has fucking asked>we're stuck mostly with carol's POV>nonplurbs have now repeatedly shamed carol for not just asking questionsand you're certain nobody has asked
>>216601510there aren't any white men in the show. i know you can't be talking about the paraguay guy
>>216601510manuosos is turning heel at the end of the season,remember this post
>>21659919590% of breaking bad and BCS can be distilled like this>vic is seen at gale's apt, walt and jesse are both detained in the lab, gus kills vic
How would he handle the plurb?
the thing that made breaking bad so great is that basically everyone was a white man
>>216601166hold that thought until you get to season 2, it goes retarded then
>>216601524>>216601538John Cena, dumbasses.
>>216601570the finale was great up until the last 45 seconds. what the fuck were they thinking?
>>216601568yeah like gus, pure aryan white skinvgh
>>216601574>straightyou can't be.... do you really think?...
>>216601563MAN-OOO-SOUS
>>216601585>basically everyoneretard
>>216601568>miserable man MC GOOD>miserable woman MC BADnah,you are just a homosexual woman hater
>>216601568thats what made it shit and racist.
>>216601635i love women, they're great for sex, especially your voluptuous mother. but as a serious main character in a high budget tv show? not so great
>>216601585we wuz aryasns and shiiieeeet
>>216601568>I only want to watch menKinda gay bro
>>216601635they dont even show her tits,but if it was a man they would show his penis ass and shirtless, fuck off
>>216601677both should be present. men for the serious and important stuff, women to show their breasts (minimum g cups)
>>216601691I dont recall breaking bad showing Walt's cock, balls and ass, when did that happen?
>>216601714when he pretended to be in a fugue state
>>216601714Episode 1, after credits. How did you miss it.
>>216601714
>>216600169off about 13k kmt.pluribussy
>>216598726Never seen this but I had a teacher who was Korean and she told us that this show is really good and will make you cry if you watch it. I told her I would watch it and then never did. Kek dumb Asian bitch
>>216598724Not just the very slow pacing, it's lacking in story. Just not a whole lot going on. It's minimal.
>>216598616Yeah, he was the only good Jew.
jesus was not a jew
>>216598724I enjoy the pacing and the photography and the slow burn and the plot.I won't stop indulging myself with unending pluribussy shitposting tho. I can separate the time I spent enjoying something and the one making retarded posts while wearing a persona on 4chins.
>>216598809used super glue to make it stick to the sky dome
>>216601800>He was born of a Jewish mother, in Galilee, a Jewish part of the world. All of his friends, associates, colleagues, disciples, all of them were Jews. He regularly worshipped in Jewish communal worship, what we call synagogues. He preached from Jewish text, from the Bible.
>>216601166
>>216601669There is nothing inherently bad about a woman as main character, nothing stops them being written "like a man".The problem is that men can be easily treated as a blank slate for action but when it comes to women writers tend to go pants on head retarded and give differential treatment.Most blatant example being they walk on eggshells when it comes to character suffering. Just in this show you can see it, compare Carol's hardships with Manousos. She had everything handed to her, then became isolated by being a bitch then begged for acceptance. Manousos had to dig his way, while being completely isolated from the getgo, eating literal dog food to survive, went on a journey while taking jackshit from the plurbs and got his back spiked. And even then he still kept trucking until the infection got his ass.Manousos would be a better character not because he has a wiener but because Vince "Rhea fetishist" Gilligan had him face severe hardship while keeping his head high while he had Carol just be sad then give in and beg for the plurb to come back.
>>216601897too much words didnt read any but i probably agree with you
>>216601166how bad is THAT episode in S2? There's one with catastrophic imdb viewer ratings and I stopped before I could go there out of anxiety.
>>216601920the cobel episode? it doesn't ruin the show or anything it's just fucking boring
I hope Pluribus doesn't turn into a plot-show in season 2. I want to tell people how SMART I am and how healthy my ATTENTION SPAN is.
>>216599195>the show is not good, stop making excuses for itthis. so much this.>>216599600it's literally written for a male actor but gender swapped after Vince fell in love with Rhea. That's why she's a lesbian, and also why she did male coded stuff like golf, fireworks and driving a police cruiser.
>>216601775you wouldn't know good television if it snuck up and bit you in the ass. your teacher was being sincere but you idiots forget what sincerity was years ago.
I just want to find out more about Zosia pre-plurbing.
>>216601557I hope Pluribus can give us a moment as iconic as Vic’s murder. That had this board lit up for a week straight.
>>216602102can you fuck off? no one cares, this thread isn't for you to spread your slit eyed slop
>>216601563>What are they up to, man? What are they doing?
>>216602124Be careful what you wish for, Anon. Vince could give her an episode length backstory and then kill her so you feel bad. And the Anons will complain they wasted an episode to tug at your heart strings.
>>216602053The moment I read about how Vince's motivation for this show was the boner he has for the main character's actor my expectations were instantly lowered. It was spelling out that he was going to treat her with kiddy gloves, which is not how you should write your main character.
>>216601852He didn't follow Jewish dogma and he didn't observe Jewish religious law.
god this show is so slow, jesus CHRIST how can anyone of you watch this without skipping
>>216602258Cope your jew on a stick is a jewish jew
>>216602233If they kill her off I'm dropping the show and falling into a month long depression.
>>216601852the resurrection washed away original sin
>>216602311
I just want some stupid scene set like 30 years post plurbing that has zero context put in near the end or at the end of an episode and then never mentioned again whatsoever, no characters shown, maybe an descript arm if you want some action, then have it cut to black.Maybe Vince references it later at the end of the show, maybe not.
>>216602331a nondescript arm*
you just know they will find a way to unplurb individual people. zosia will be one of these people
>>216602359what makes you say thatthe scene where zosia was in a wheelchair and the plurb was crying out "DONT DO THIS CAROL"
It's so mindboggling that in a few days we'll see the season finale of this show. I'm sitting here like, what is there to resolve? What season arcs have been established? What payoffs can we expect? A man will arrive at a place (maybe). There will be some reference to the egg thing that was telegraphed so clumsily. That's it.
>>216602377basically to prepare you for the long run (5+ seasons)
>>216602377>in a few days we'll see the season finalearen't there 2 episodes left?
>>216602419>>216602419>>216602419>>216602419
>>21660240510 episodes total so we're 3 episodes from the season finale
>>216602424this thread isn't over retard
>>216602236I agree it's a big weakness of the show. Rhea has a lot of fans since her Kim Wexler performance which also skews audience perception of the show.I think the runtime would have been shared more evenly between more actors if it wasn't for Vince's Rhea obsession. 4 seasons with Carol taking ~75% of all runtime is gonna be a tough sell.
>>216602433300 posts fuck you
>>216602431there are 9 total
