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Plurbed my whole life up
Wtf is this nibba smoking to make him think it can go on for four seasons, he can't even make one season interesting
"The Woman" Edition
What's his endgame
>>216619295DO IT FOR HER
>>216619345What's his endgame?
>>216619345>pluribunny
>>216619314>I've been alone for a month>might as well kill myselfWhat is wrong with women? Are they that needy?
>>216619419The average normalfag was deeply traumatized by fucking covid.
>>216619439Why shouldn't they just stay indoors and watch kino and goon all day like meFuck I miss covid
>>216619419>What is wrong with women? Are they that needy?did you miss the npcs literally killing themselves during the first covid lockdown?
>think episode 7 is trashadhd riddled tiktok zoomer brained soulless normgroid npc utterly incapable of reflection and contemplation during absence of expositiont
>>216619458Yep>no need to go out>no need to interact>just stay home all day and do fuckall even at workThis was peak.
>>216619458couldn't*
They'll Never Stop Pluribus!Have no fears, we've got stories for years, likeCarol watches tv,Maybe Zosia gets tired, has Manousos ever ordered gatorade?Or, how 'bout a crazy argument?Where nothing happens and doo doo doo doo doo…Sorry for the filler.Have no fears, we've got stories for years!
>>216619578Based.
Gently cruising alone until next eppy drops.
>>216619345he's been pretty open and consistent about it from the beginning>>216619417Yes.
>>216619314the hardest part of living in pluribus country is that no new videogames will ever be released
>>216619644literally what the FUCK is he smelling ?
>>216619661as long as i get another tamriel rebuilt update first I'll be ok
I can’t help but seethe at redditors saying I’m a TikTok addled zoomer for finding this show boring when I regularly watch foreign arthouse movies with shots that are 10+ minutes long of people doing nothing but lying in bed and talking. My ego is bruised..
Pluribus fans when a new episode drops
You guys are still watching this stinky dogshit show?
>>216619883i still can't believe Vince wants 5 seasons of thisthe plot was already running thin by the third episode
>>216619927>>216619883>>216619578>>216619295>>216619320Not a plot show
>>216619983>Not a plot showwell it's certainly not a character drama
>>216619781Stop being a slave to human opinion. Serve God.
>>216619983so it's a show about nothing, a sitcom?
>>216620017This show would be a lot better if it starred the Seinfeld gang
>>216619458>>216619477Like you anons, I couldn't understand why people were losing their minds by being kept indoors and not physically meeting people. For me, it was some of the most relaxing years I've experienced since I was a kid.
I just watched an episode of The Sopranos. In 50 minutes:>Tony got a traffic ticket, managed to get the cop fired for not being crooked, but then had to battle his feelings of guilt>Artie falls in love with Adrianna, gets into a fight with Christopher about it, and divorces his wife>Vito's brother gets beaten half to death, and Tony sends Bobbys cancer ridden father to assassinate him. Bobby hates this and tries to get Junior to call it off.>Junior, who gets extremely upset when Bobbys father eventually dies in a car crash after the hit, reveals that he has stomach cancer>Meadow gets into an argument with Tony about blacks stealing her bike. Tony claims you're twice as likely to get robbed by blacks, and Meadow says it's because of poverty, and in the process unknowingly removes a bugged lamp the FBI had placed in their homeand i dont even have to mention Carmela joining Tonys therapy session and the argument that ensued, or Jackie Jr becoming more involved with the mob, or Richie's beef with the new captain, or the development with the esplanade, or Janices christian grift, or learning about how every death comes in threes.What happened in episode 7 of Pluribus again?
>>216619661why not just call them and say "i want to play elder scrolls 6, if it's not made then make it"
Anyone see the spoiler leak for the next episode yet? Next episode will have nothing happen as usual and Carol will sleep a lot and do literally nothing at all to progress the plot forward. Latino man will also be delayed again until the finale obviously. I'm not super shocked though since it's been going that direction and a few anons predicted it a week ago.
OOOHHHHHI'M PLURRRBINNNN
>>216620211fucking called it
>>216620211the season finale twist will be that the spic kills zosia lmao
>>216620179Carol got a Gatorade, played some golf, stole a painting, got lonely and sad then Zosia returnedManousos had a sweet roadtrip before getting kwabbed by a tree
>>216620259it'll also be the final scene of the episode.bravo vince.
>>216619661>>216619741Are you guys retarded? The Plurbs contain all the knowledge of every developer on planet earth and billions of bodies to work. And they will do whatever is within their power to make you happy. I could tell the Plurbs to remake Chrono Trigger in 3D with all the A+ voice talent etc the earth has ever had to offer, and it'd be done in like a month. Or better yet, make a proper direct sequel.Damn, I wish I had a Plurb army.
>>216619295HOW MUCH DID CAROL PAY TO FILL UP HER CAR AT THE GAS STATION?HOW MUCH DID MANOUSOSSSOS PAY FOR HIS GAS?
paraguay guy is not the ally carol deserves, but the one she needs right now
>>216620211Honestly not even surprised at this point.
Things are happening, questions are being answered, mysteries are being revealed! This season is crazy!
did anyone else tear up at the end of this last episode
>>216619644bnuuy:3
>>216620333Trips of homosexuality
>>216620180Why is she holding her pussy?
>>216620333no.are you on estrogen?
>>216620179>What happened in episode 7 of Pluribus again?Paraguayan bro got buckbroken by Plurbs
>>216620333Tears of boredom and regret from realizing I was wasting my time watching this shit, yes.
>>216620277you could also order a Gatorade and sing "its the end of the world as we know" in a quirky millennial way
>>216620376Bold of you to assume I'm not already doing that.
>>216620360>>216620367>>216620374you're not as cool as you think you are
>>216620203>why not just call them and say "i want to play elder scrolls 6, if it's not made then make it"you know for a fact that it'd be garbageyou need individuality and a compulsion to lie to create a great piece of interactive art
>>216620203Go back to bed, Todd.
>>216620404what if i specifically ask them to use kirkbride's brain to make the game as he would've if given the reins
>>216619295so Vince only created PLUB for gay Kimservice
>>216620333I didn't tear up but I was happy Zosia was back. I was afraid she wouldn't appear.
>>216620277nigga, the plurbs had trouble following basic instructions from brown french guyhe had to make them remember to stick to the script because as things stand they have a hard time differentiating between each other, as limbs of an octopus
>>216620333Why would I, there's no bond between zosia and carol, and zosia doesnt even exist in a full sense of the word, it's just a face of the hivemind Carol grown accustomed to. So should I evaluate this moment like it's a moment between the hive and Carol? Then it's just sad that she went from hating it to hugging it only because she is literally starved for companionship
>>216620436forget it jake, it's pluribustownremember that these retards like shakespeare as much as the like MC's single female slop
>>216620391im not trying to be cool it just wasn't an emotional moment to watch a woman lose a battle of wills in the time it takes for her period to come around.just woman things i will never sympathise with.
>>216620391Pluribussy
>>216620333>>216620455How many rupees are you getting paid?
>>216620457You think they're able to turn people into protein shakes and come up with medical/scientific advancements to plurb Carol and friends, but they can't make a videogame?
>>216620455i believe it. what a shit show
>>216620546They could, but they struggle to understand the concept of a video game.
>>216620455>state that he wants to keep making this show for however long karen wants it>season 1 cliffhanger is that karen might die
>>216620546yesscience and art are not the same, most people who are into science suck at anything involving creativity because you need a soul for that
>>216620131George: "She's a bodysnatcher Jerry!"Jerry: "A bodysnatcher?"George: "A bodysnatcher. She snatches bodies!"Jerry: "George, *everyone* snatches bodies. That's dating. You meet, you merge schedules, you lose a drawer—"George: "No, no, no, this is different. She's *wearing* a body. Like a rental. Temporary. You should see the way she blinks."Jerry: "Blinks?"George: "Too slow. Like she's buffering."Jerry: "Maybe she's tired."George: "Aliens get tired too, Jerry. That's how they get you. You're sympathetic, next thing you know you're in a pod in her closet."Jerry: "A pod in the closet? In New York? Who has that kind of space?"George: "Exactly! She doesn't hang clothes. It's all… jumpsuits. Silver jumpsuits!"Jerry: "Silver is very in right now."George: "Not *foil* silver! And she keeps asking me questions. 'What is soup?' 'Why do humans clap?'"Jerry: "Those are fair questions."George: "She didn't understand sarcasm!"Jerry: "Well, then she's definitely not from *here*."Elaine: "What are we talking about?"Jerry: "George thinks his girlfriend is an alien who's stealing bodies."Elaine: "Oh, finally. An upgrade."George: "You haven't *seen* her eat!"Elaine: "What, she chews loudly?"George: "She doesn't chew at all! She just… absorbs. It's like watching a fax go through."Jerry: "Maybe she's just a light eater."George: "She unhinged her jaw, Jerry."Jerry: "Unhinged?"George: "Like a snake! I dated a snake once. This is worse."Kramer: (bursting in) "Ohhh yeah, they're back."George: "You see?!"Jerry: "Back from where?"Kramer: "The Andromeda sector. Took em a while, but they love Manhattan. High population density, low eye contact."Elaine: "You know about this?"Krame: "I dated one in '93. Great listener. Terrible blood circulation."J: "George, if she *is* a bodysnatcher, what does she want with *you*?"G: (pause) "…Oh my God."E: "What?"G: "She's settling."J: "Even aliens lower their standards."
>>216620569Bro, they have the collective knowledge and life experience of the greatest game creators on earth. They have everyone who made Mario, Zelda, Final Fantasy, Expedition 33, all that shit. They absolutely know how to make a fuckin videogame. Stop trying to ruin my fantasy of a plurb game dev studio.
>>216620518King
>>216619295Trisolarians, are we eating good?Dyke smut writer had conversion therapy but they didn't go into how she was raped (the only explanation for being a dyke is child rape)why so dishonest Vince? I know you're reading this board you fucking hack. Say thank you to Liu Cixin
>>216620284Based>>216620546Plurbs can only copy and they recreate art without knowing what makes it great, best you'll get is a ChatGPT version of a game maybe with less bugs
>>216620518>"y-you're not cool">gets pluribussy'dbased
>>216620630Homophobia isn’t good
>Hive: i want you to clean up India>Carol starts work on cure since it will take the entire hive population to unfuck that mess and give infinite time to find a cure
>>216620607They have that knowledge, but it's alien to them and incomprehensible. They're not humans.
>>216620657if homophobia wasnt good it wouldnt be a natural instinct in all humans
>>216620604>'What is soup?'Well what IS soup?
>>216620692Homophobia is reserved for the bottoms of gays. No one would look upon a 6'10 Bronze era Warlord fucking a twink with disgust, they would fear him and compliment his taste in fuck meat
>>216620703It's stew on easy mode
>>216620604Thanks chatgpt
>>216620725No problem
>>216620717>puts more detail in describing the top than the twinkAnon, you might be a bottom. A true straight chad would describe that femboy bussy in fine detail.
A couple obvious predictions >The broadcasting aliens will never be addressed past what we already know; it’s just the hivemind on another planet following it’s biological imperative to spread the infection >Broadcasting noise on frequency 8613.0 will temporarily sever/jam the bond of an individual to the hivemind. Expect the end of this season to climax with Zosia being “jammed” but not being able to communicate because now she no longer knows english.
>>216620752>Bottom for describing a chadAnon you would not survive a day in Sparta, you would forge no bonds with your fellow soldiers, you would have no social life. Bottoms deserve no description, they exist to be fucked, but fellow men and chads deserve recognition and they give it back
>>216620131George would make Diabate blush
Diabate
>>216620786>"eh yeah that twink is whatever">"check out that 6'5 bronze guy, damn look at those abs, what a man. i bet he pounds the shit out of those guys, imagine how it looks. no homo of course"Whatever you say kek
Spartan challenge: go five hours without ramming your genitals into the asshole of a young boy
>>216620703a nasty little pile of submerged vegetables. HAVE AT YOU!
>>216620809>Never shared a beer with friends or went to a gym with a buddySure thing
>>216620855What you're describing is more equivalent to going to a gay bar and discussing all the guys bodies around you with your friends.
The writing of this show is actually pretty deep, and i think it goes over most peoples heads. When Carol was listening to music and singing in this episode, did you listen to the lyrics at all? She sang the song "It's the end of the world as we know it". This was a reference to the world having ended because of the aliens taking over everybody and slowly dying. Pretty clever actually
trash can't believe I could have been watching when life gives you tangerines instead of this garbage
>>216620929Most times when I am at the gym I can overhear guys complimenting each other or some other dude across the room. It is a valid social interaction between men, "look how big her tits are" is never uttered past high school and shitty comedy movies
>>216620692If homophobia is a natural instinct why did all the most based civilisations the Greeks and the samurai do it
>>216620987>it’s the end of the world as “WE” know it>and “I” feel fineThe subtle juxtaposition between the collective “we” of the hivemind and Carol’s individualism send chills down my spine
Do we think Zosia has any eggs left in her ovaries?
>>216620717It is natural to steal and murder as well, we are greater beings such that we explore each other anally against nature.
>>216621146the thought of carol saving her eggs somewhere digusts me. like some doctor extracting eggs from the dusty old clap trap. seriously fucking disgusting
>>216620987When I saw this, I came and started farting
>>216620996But you've been talking about is entirely in a sexual context and actively watching homosexual acitivty, literally saying " No one would look upon a 6'10 Bronze era Warlord fucking a twink with disgust, they would fear him and compliment his taste in fuck meat"
>>216621071>the GreeksFags>the samurai Chinese fags
>>216620996big difference between saying "good lifting form bro" and "i enjoy watching you fuck a mans ass"
>>216620988ywnbaw
>>216621071Samurai playing ping pong with my ding dong in Sum Yung Guy.
>>216621202>>216621221You two will never high five your friend while you break a twink's jaw and ass and it shows. You will never slap your pal's ass before chasing women during the night
>>216621267>i'll never be a fagOh no, what a shame.
>>216620987its funny to point out the lack of subtlety but at the same time ive been waiting for anyone to point out the take a penny leave a penny and no one has.when they do subtlety it is simply missed completely by everyone who isnt me.
>>216620988please stop posting this chinese person, thank you.
>>216621290>take a penny, leave a pennyAbout as subtle and engaging as Menudo leaving pesos for the siphoned gas.
remember the schizo from the better call saul threads? has he posted here? does he have a grand unified BCS-BB-Pluribus theory?
>>216620604I spent seconds prompt engineering this post and all I get is two lousy (you)s?
>>216621592The writing lack SOVL, put some effort in it. Good attempt though it almost got a chuckle
>>216621592If I see reddit spaced walls of text I keep scrolling.
>>216621697>reddit spacedGo back to eating your own diarrhea
>>216621659Noted, I'll prompt more soulfully next time
I never thought a Vince Gilligan general could be so slow so soon after a new ep releases. This show is a total failure isn't it
>>216621883No, people are just utterly captivated they are watching the new ep over and over.
>>216621883All the good shitposting was done over the weekend, all I got left is an Aryan Carol
>>216621883I don't bother posting here because I'm sick of the hatewatchers
>>216621906Aryan Paul
>>216621958Refer to >>216620640
There is a second pluribussy postert.og pluribussy
I miss this over acting hag
>>216622350me too
>>216622350>>216622374That reminds me, is Vince still doing his gay color coding shit in Pluriboring?
I have hag fatigue
>>216622418Yellow and blue seem to be recurring colors, Zosia had a blue dress + car combo at one point as well as pic related
>>216622418Yellow has been an anti plurb theme for a while, the latest example is Paraguy's car being yellow.
>>216620518Thank you for your service.
>>216622458All colours are recurring you retard
>>216621592>>216621708>>216621787you should actually consider killing yourself
>>216622478There is an obvious abundance of Yellow and Blue.
>>216622458>Ukraine coded
>>216622478Carol wears blue shirts or sweaters for the majority of the show
>>216621883Nothing fucking happened what do you want us to say. We already talked about how nothing happened the past 2 days since it came out
Hehe just plurbed and my mom doesn't know
pluribus weanusit's my pluribus weanus
What are some other slow burn kinos like Pluribus?
>>216622578she knows anon
>>216620179>What happened in episode 7 of Pluribus again?Manuosos showed his dedication to reaching Carol, but he collapsed in the wilderness and needed to be rescued.Carol can't handle living alone and discovered that she'd welcome the hot, fiery, explosive embrace of death, but until that happens she's okay with hot pirate embraces instead.This is laying the groundwork for tension when manuosos arrives. He's a reflection of Carol's opposition to Plurb, but Carol just cucked to needing Plurb again. Interestingly, pirate girl came from the earth and flew into the sky, and Carol just had a clouds angelic wing moment, so they're also laying groundwork for those two to strengthen their relationship, creating another tension point for manuosos.
How many times has Vince rewatched Pluribus to jerk it to Rhea?
>>216622622watching grass growalsothe wonderful world of paint drying
>>216622688pluribus is more like watching a pot boil. something will happen eventually and it wont take a ridiculous amount of time, it will just be really boring
>>216620333No you're just a faggot or brown
>>216622655I find it weird that the plurb wants to bring Manuosos to Carol, they are effectively attention starving her and it's working, she is becoming desperate for companionship and human interaction even if it's fake
>>216622672Vince isn't like that
>>216620472>Then it's just sad that she went from hating it to hugging it only because she is literally starved for companionshipPrepare your anus for some Carol/Zosia/Helen drama in the next episode. At some point they'll have to talk about how Helen completing her unification while being brain dead made Plurb susceptible to Carol's tantrums
>>216620607> lists only shit games
>>216622705They brought her a grenade before, manuosos' refusal to ask for help has been obstructed by his rescue, enabling freedom to pivot.
Imagine how fucking amazing the series finale will be
>>216619999Checked.The writers seem to have forgotten that drama is life with the boring bits taken out. They have completely reversed that. The latest episode was pure filler bullshit.
>>216622543She started out wearing yellowYellow = defender of mankind colorBlue = collaborator color
What are some other not a plot shows?
>>216622806Amazingly boring, you mean
>7 episodes in>nothing ever happenswhat the fuck
>>216622911Severance. It's not about the plot.
>>216622806Carol get two Gatorade
Plurb it to the limitWalk along the hive's edgeBut don't look downJust keep your headOr you'll be plurbedOpen up the plurbitPast the point of no returnReached the topBut still you gotta learn how to plurb itHit the wheel and double the stakesThrottle wide open like a Carol out of hellYou crash the gates(Crash the gates)Going for the back of beyondNothing gonna stop youThere's nothing that strongSo close, now you're nearly at the brinkSo, plurb it, ooh yeah
>>216622806it's going to have a cliffhanger that will take almost 3 years to resolve. why would anyone look forward to that.
>>216622949Song name?
hey anons, tourist from another board but I really have to askwhy the fuck is this show so fucking impossible to discuss online? first time i was curious about online reception and discussions and the shows premise is filled with controversial topics but people just spew most retarded rhetorics>choosing teams that they side with missing the whole point of objectively debating both sides of the same coin, especially with team carol team mr dog food lol>being hatred and vitriol filled towards any character actions they dislike, like french dude enjoying life and the families coping with their turned sons/husbands etcis this just how it is?
>>216623012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
>>216623054It's not a discussion show.
>>216623054I have no idea. 4chan thread are filled with spam and absolute nonesense, X is thirsting over Rhea, reddit just keeps repeating the same theories over and over. It seems like there's no one normal I can diacuss the show with.I just want to talk about how cute Zosia is and what happens to plurbs when you cure them.
>>216622350>>216622374is marie exceptionally hot or is it just me
>>216623127>>216623054We've already discussed most of this and predicted most of the plot developments after episode 3. Now it's just bored shitposters and coomers waiting for the next episode.
>>216623054Ironically it's too big for good discussion
>>216623054anyone that argues extremely about this correct is right and this character is wrong is just why America has failed 99% of humanity is incapable of being sane and having the basic understanding that sometimes middle ground is the most sane
>>216623139Just you (and Hank)
>>216623054you can only talk about the show for about 3 hours after the episode is released and then it's back to shitposting
>>216623177what I see online is, people side with the 2 current save humanity people because they hate the idea of "plurbs" and view them as evilpeople view Koumba as a rapist so all of his other discussion is dead
Is the bar really this low?
is Carol L and Manousos Kira?Season 1 will end where Kira aka Manousos ends up killing Carol Because Manousos sees himself as true justice and evil plurbs must be destroyed Carol loves her shinigami Zosia which will be her death as loving a Shinigami ends in death holy shit
>>216623206Most of them are gonna starve, I don't think plurbing is good for humanity
>>216623213It's just a slop reviewEverything is slop
Carol saves the mouse (Zosia) from the trap (hive)this is confirmed as Zosia has a bit of a "mousey" face
>>216623426I had thought it is just a within episode foreshadowingthe mouse is him, he gets saved from the chungus palmus trap he needs to be saved by what he hatesit also is the last sentence he repeats before actually getting into the trap so I would say I think it is the most likely
>>216623213It's an ad
>>216623469Seems pointless then"The Yellow Boy something something" was definitely a reference with wider meaning
>>216623469>it also is the last sentence he repeats before actually getting into the trapThe last thing he says is his name, status and his intention "manousos, not one of them, wishes to save the world."
>>216623493That one is Carol saving himCarol is the primary yellow figure the protagonist to save humanitymanousos is part of getting saved
>>216623426Zodiac saves mouse(Carol) from the trap(killing herself)This is confirmed as this is literally what happened at the end of the episode
>>216623510as in the sentence he last repeats while learning english from the tapes not his literal last sentence lol
>>216623522Yeah and there's no way Carol is girl-coded. Zostica is however.
>>216623426Zosia will save Carol from getting plurbed
>>216623522both stories are samethe mouse is the hivethe yellows getting saved are carol and manny the point is both are against the hive but the hive is a positive factor to them so far
>>216623536oh lol
This is going to be Manus and the hive in the next episode
>>216623582impossible, the middle ground for this to happen is Carol as shown literally by the ending of last episodeCarol and Manny acting the same way would be literal bad writing as they would serve the same purposeand Carol is middleground to breakManny is actually written to never change his ways and destroy everything around him, similar to Walter White
/plurb/ general
>>216623619Now that this alternate take has been leaked, Is it pretty much confirmed Vince posts here ?
>>216623645I'm not sure Vince owns a computer
>>216622943haha
Are the people in From town immune to the plurbening?
>>216623619kek nice
>>216622806It's just going to be another nothing burger reveal, like the plurb is going to use Carol's eggs to infect her. Which was predicted after episode 2.
anons really believe that they have uncovered everything in the show, know every plot point that will happen and even the climax of the season finale? HUHVince never has made a shallow show, his character depictions are utmost complexity, layers upon layersThe philosophies at hand would take seasons but Vince is nice enough that he will stop the show when Rhea gets her much deserved recognition
>>216623127>X is thirsting over RheaAll Vince on alt accounts btw
>>216619295If you want for her to be a megastar then cast her in the next BB instead of this snooze fest
>>216623619good one
>>216623787How long do you think she has, Vince had this show ready to go.
>>216620017Sitcoms are funny. This isn't funny. It's not interesting. It's not compelling. It's not mysterious.
>>216620017It's not a sitcom because there are no situations.
>>216623787Vince having a constant throbbing erection for Rhea means whatever he writes with her as the main character will have him treating her character with kid gloves and invariably be a snooze fest.BB episode one had Walt be given turbo cancer while being broke and then facing drug dealing gangs just a few eps after while thus far Carols biggest challenge and worry was what, being lonely? Not being invited to a zoom call with people she hates?
>>216619661>entire world gets plurbed>open phone and check twitter or 4chan out of habit>"oh, right"
>>216619314President Sturka's inauguration
>plurb, please make a huge 6/10 game>plurb, simulate 10 different threads complaining about this game>plurb, make a 4 hour youtube video essay critique of this game It's that easy
>I can go try to save the world or I can go have consensual sex with my high school crushSorry fellas, if you are getting plurbed you are on your own, we'll not entirely on your own, I'm finna have sex with you
IMDB rating TANKING IN REAL TIME
I think I just wasted my time watching 4 episodes of this trash.I'm going back to anime.
>>216624157There literally hasn't been a single noteworthy or original anime in the last 20 years. Unless you're a brainlet who's into to isekai shonen high school drama bs.
>>216624177No I'm watching romance anime like ah my goddess
I was going to edit the whole season down too movie-length but now I don't even feel like it.
>>216624177One Punch Kino's new season is releasing right now
>>216623762was reverse baiting there and they are so starved of content you can post wildly insane, completely wrong, theoryslop and they just gobble it up as going to happen in the next exciting episode
>>216624192Looks weird mate>>216624218The type of shit i'm talking about
>>216624240pluribbit? ye they do
>>216624243One Punch is a shonen parodyIt's a shonen like Scary Movie is a horror movie
>>216624299It's done a full loop becoming a generic shonen. Shit stopped being entertaining when they introduced new superhero characters in the first season. Mob psycho is the better alternative, it has Reigen.
>>216623538>ZosticaThat's a new one, lmao
>>216619320The plotless meandering will continue as long as it takes to make Rhea Seeborn a megastar.
Zoxia is a cute
>anime have some fucking self respect aigoo
>>216622458I appreciate how colourful this show can be
>>216622707>sorry Rhea, we need to do this scene one more time
>>216624480>koreaboo posting his autistic goon material out of nowhereEven when weebs start embarrassing themselves again, kfags just have to show and remind people theyre worse
>>216620640They could create art but how could they consume it? Does an artist sit looking over and over at their own works? All they would see is flaws. Also the art they create would probably be too subtle and full of inside jokes to appreciate.
>>216623213>popular normie show airs an episode that's the worst thing ever>normies for some reason thinks its the best thing everi dont know why this always happens
>>216622974Yeah this is just a problem that plagues every TV show nowadays.Studios are too risk averse, and the result is that writers are strung along season-by-season.Resulting in:>endless cliffhangers>plot threads left open or resolved too fast>years between airing seasonsNo studio wants to bank on a larger batch of episodes picking up steam as the show goes on because the shot-callers have no vision beyond the very short-term "make line go up".Stuff like Squid Game is a rarity. A succinct, one-season show that resolved its main plot within the confines of its run time.But then the show got REALLY popular and the execs didn't like seeing the money left on the table, hence shitty spinoffs and sequel seasons galore.
>HOLY FUCK THEYRE EATING HUMANS PLURIBUS IS FINALLY POPPING OFF HERE WE GO MAN VS ALIEN THIS SHOW IS FINALLY ABOUT TO START HERE WE GOremember when everyone thought this?
>>216623762They don't have a character that spends weeks picking the Plurb's brain about morality and philosophy. I would have a mature business lady/professor/librarian type gobbling my knob under my ostentatious desk in a billonaire ceo office atop a highrise, while quizzing some cute lollipop weilding bimbo about deep intellectual topics between loads. It's not my nastiest fantasy but it's good enough and I don't mind the whole world knowing I have it. But that would be telling not showing. You gotta give all that to the audience driven by plot, while relying on plot to keep you from getting into too many details.
>>216620277>Anon gets the video game he always wanted >Loves it>Goes online to discuss it with the bros>Oh...right
>Pluribus S01E08 1080p HEVC x265-MeGustaIs this real? Can't seem to be able to download it.
The thing that makes this episode great is that it's a lot of little things, little important things. You might not notice it but the length of "nothing" was there for a reason and it's not just to let scenes breath or be a cinematic wank-fest, there's actually a lot of information being conveyed. Opening with Carol coming to accept the state of the world and seeing her indulgences, then closing with a demonstration of how those indulgences have aged over 30 days was fantastic. I'm thoroughly intrigued by how Diabate is doing at this point and am excited to see where things go in the next couple episodes. Seeing Manousos slip money into the cars he takes gas from, the fact he is slipping on rocks early on to foreshadow his downfall, the many lengths he goes through to be as independent as possible, all of it adds up to an intriguing character with showing instead of telling. A true twist at this point would be taking his stem cells while he's knocked out; you can't inflict pain on someone when they're unconscious, right?
>>216624843Plot twist - she gets unplurbbed but keeps her memories of the past few months and just keeps sucking and swallowing without mentioning it. You manage do deplurb the whole world and then she finally tells you she hasn't been plurbbed since season 1.
>>216622707The light from the pool made her look like a corpse
>>216624932No
>>216624834No one thought this
>>216624932https://youtu.be/PLOPygVcaVEit's on yotube already
>>216624865>plurb, simulate an entire thread of anons discussing the game>ok but youre being too positive, /v/ anons would actually be shitting on it on every angle and even made up ones>also stop complimenting me, on actual 4chan my posts would be getting me called faggot or nigger>ALSO STOPPING REPLYING WITH MY NAME WE'RE ANONY->ok I guess youre right we're not since its just you and me using it and we know eachother but erm ah fuck it this isnt working>the mass reply to every post but mine calling it a samefag got a chuckle out of me at least, nice one plurb
>>216619458My friend is a trucker and he said COVID was the most and easiest money he'd ever made in his career. Highways were empty all the time.
>>216619439the absolute state of these pussies
>>216624262after a while I realized that I was starting to believe the ridiculous dung I was posting. I felt part of the plurb.in that moment I discovered more about what vince wanted to say than he is brave enough to say. with this concept he is mocking his fans. he has contempt for them because they are not true individuals like him. they are who have painfully bad slop dished out to them, and they pretend to themselves its amazing. a satirical masterpiece at their expense and they don't even know it.
art is when you put out nothing that barely seems that it might have some hidden thing going onyet there is nothingthe trick is to make nothing yet make them think it is anything masterpiece
>>216625375>opens up with Carol showing nothing but loathing at her romace slop consuming fansYou may be onto something there
>>216619983It's a new plurb type of a show.
>>216620333yes
>>216624681that one was good thoughthe ending of that episode was peak
>>216624681The Patricia Arquette episode was the worst one, worse than everythin on pluribus
>>216619295Lesbian twitter is going crazy with this show
>>216625807but it's rape?
>>216619661I would get all the plurbs to organize into sports teams. all sports. then they would have leagues and trophies and I would be the owner of every team on earth. They would also be actors and movie producers.
had a friend that was watching pluribus and I tried to show him a real TV show he died from refeeding syndrome because he was so plot starved when he got all the plot that just one of these episodes has it straight killed him be careful out there
>>216620266Why didn't he just move the tree?>vince is seriously stealing from every dumb show ever just to fuck Rhea.
is cock and ball torture allowed by the plurbs?
>>216619295I kinda hoped it would devolve into her trying to convince the hive to hurt it self in certain ways. Would be kino if she some how became an abuser
I rewatched the trailer and it's very misleading, there is constantly something happeninghttps://youtu.be/hZX4IgShvg0
>>216625807post some more
>>216625811Only reddit gets their panties in a twist over the "questionable consent" fucking a plurboid entailsBesides, post Elon xitter is basically 4chan with accounts
I binged watched available episodes yesterday and I feel like this is the only way to watch the show, with weekly updates I'm sure it feels like plot is frozen.
I've been hearing a LOT about this show, When Life Gives you Tangerines? Anyone got the qrd, is it peak?
>>216626217come home white man >>216609518we have shows with plots, high episode counts, and single seasons without endless cliffhangers.
>>216626006the avarage normie can't differentiate that fiction and a thought doesn't entail you advocate for it in real life
what the fuck is wrong with normies that they end up believing their own fucking fantasieswhat made everyone on the normal internet believe that the hive is an evil invasion made to wipe out humanity?peoples heads blow up if they dont categorize shit in left and right, good and evil, me and others?
What's the status on Houston Mom?
>>216625922if it makes you happy to receive it I guess
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>>216626278why tf would anyone watch a chinese movie
>>216626327Well to be honest humanity will die out since plurbs do not reproduce. You can argue about intentions but it is a deadly virus that wipes out a species
>>216626384the same reason people get chinese takeoutfast easy junk shit!
>>216626384They have a fetish for gooks with faces with more plastic than flesh or some shit like that
>>216620211We need an immune who is willing to kill these things, see what happens
>>2166192954 seasons of this?I lasted 5 episodes and I’m already out of patience.
>>216620333no, I saw it as nearly religious though
>>216626414it is about intent not outcome you brainletthey don't fucking hurt the ecosystem so they fucking can't feed millionswhat if humanity was infected ages ago? perhaps the number would sufficeeven the above is unrelated but so you get some thought exercisethe virus has no intent, it does let you starve to death but it has no moralsit doesn't even see death as a bad thing lmaowhole point of the plurbs is it is not having an effect on the ecosystem in contrast to humanitythey do not prioritize themselves and don't have the moral high ground and self preservation mentality of humanity
I like all the little unstated jokes and callbacks. Like they emptied the food but left the smokes. Who's cutting Carol's hair?
>>216626327Maybe because the plurbs said explicitely that they'll wipe themselves out via starvation, to something like 90% of humanity dying in the next decadesYou can argue the "evilness" of it but without doubt the infection changes people into acting alien and will essentially wipe out humanity
I bet this show has an obscene budget despite most of it being people standing in a living room talking on the phone.
>>216625128>the mass reply to every post but mine calling it a samefag got a chuckle out of me at least, nice one plurb
>>216626540It does. $15m per episode.
>>216623787Speaking of Breaking Bad, wonder why he didn't cast her as Skyler. She's perfect for that role.
>>216626306To be fair that's because most guys who're really into rape and kids give off of rapist vibes so the association formed itself based on that.We had bo issues with literary works like Lolita but since the modern defenders of the idea are all sleep apnea-ridden obese lards who groom on discord it's would be delusional not to say that that shit is for pedos.
>>216626566I'm going to fucking plurb myself
>>216626468>whole point of the plurbs is it is not having an effect on the ecosystemReally is that why they crawl all over Earth in aircraft carriers and earth movers after letting a billion people die? Fucking up the environment consolidating food, or whenever a non-infected asks for something retarded and huge? Plurbs do fuck up the environment same as humans do, the entire point of the plurb virus is to paralyze a salient species.
>>216626566missionary sex with Julie Ann Emery
>>216626558Vince and his Beatrice splitting 14.9m, 100k going to brown people
>>216626566Is she a troon?!
>>216626558You can really see the money on screen with those wolves that looked like a PS1 FMV.
What even happens in this show, aren't there only like 12 uncontrolled people in the entire world
>>216626579brainlet you need to see their actions past the infectionfrom their point of view they are doing what their imperative has to doyou are brainlet that can't take a neutral stance to the option and see that they just want to accomplish saving everyone from their point of view/imperative another fucking moron can't see the net neutral stance they have on their surroundings that is fucking explicit cause woohooo they had to be a bit rough while making sure everyone gets infectedoh wait im gonna blow up your fucking mind now, people on earth fucking kill millions of animals per year just to sustain themselves, there are wars and fucking people murdering each other
>>216626566brehs...
if seeds or plants fall off the tree, it's considered dead and harvestable right? why can't the plurps just hyper process something that shed and harvest naturally quickly
>>216625847>when life gives you tangerines, make diamonds
>>216620173i had a front facing job that expected 3x the effort while customers accuse you of murder, despite hazard pay ending early 2020 and never coming back. if i was NEET it would have been bliss but I was subjected to the worst behaviour this city has ever seen, all government approved. covid made me never want to see other people again.
>>216626561Probably because he discovered her after the BB aired in his local McDonald's flipping burgers
>>216622898>The latest episodeYou mean almost every episode since the first one. Nothing happens. It’s the chudjak of TV shows.
>>216620404>isolate the opinions of [reviewers/ecelebs i agree with] and make a game they'd have given 10/10
>>216626609Most of it probably goes into the props, sets and renting placesCarol's whole cul-de-sac was built from nothing
Disturbs me how so many men would become predators and pedos in a Pluribus world. You don’t even hide it. What’s wrong with you?
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>>216626741I wouldn't. Femdom requires a will, and I wouldn't play ball with some hive mind pretending on that one. That said, maybe I would ask it to roleplay a detective scenario to larp in before it gets boring
>>216626741agreed sis! #FuckDiabete
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>>216626741It's a plurb eat plurb world
>>216626649You are the definition of Dunning Krueger lmao
>>216623213>masterfully meditativeEuphemism for boring filler. If you want to meditate, you meditate. Watching a shitty tv series is not meditative. It literally isn't.>it features cinematography, location shoots, and oh my goodness.... performances!!wtf is this retarded drivel>pushing creative boundariesNope. How's it doing that? They don't say of course.
>>216626737Renting in Albuquerque must be helluva expensive
>>216626004idk why zosia is brown
>>216626853>has to cope living with low iq so has to tell that others are Dunning Krueger
>>216626942not sure if you even know it, but why do they have headphones and with butterflies?
>>216626609Ep 7 must have been expensive as hell, it also looks like they shot manousos scenes on real dense forests
>>216626963lesbians are weird
>>216619295Props to Rhea, she's really good at playing an over the hill lesbian
>>216627044Gays are generally ok to be around with but man lesbians are insufferable
>>216627072Because she is one
>>216627072She's actually very good at playing a middle aged Karen.
>>216626609Those wolves were real. They talk about it in the podcast.
>>216623512>Carol is the primary yellow figure the protagonist to save humanityWhat are your thoughts on Mano torching his yellow car?