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Jew Jew Abramsberg is a hack who ruins everything he touches
>>216629774Awful kike whose nepo hires from Lost and Fringe ruined Star Trek
>>216629774All the time, but my aim is getting better.
>>216629774He is a fucking hack who completely fucked sci fi for 20 years. No I don’t miss him. Fuck him.
>Casey Biggs: I would say the big difference between the two of them I was on, for DS9 they were all renegades. If you know Ira Behr, he is a freaking renegade. And Avery is a renegade. We were the dark horse of the series, so they can do whatever they wanted. I don’t know about you Jeff, but on Enterprise I felt those guys were scared. Because they hadn’t figured out their formula yet. They called Ira in to say, “How can we fix it?” And Ira being Ira said they had to change everything.lel
>>216629774As a non-boomer non-Star Trek watcher, I enjoyed his Star Trek revivalAs someone who then-only cared about Star Wars through KOTOR, I didn't think The Force Awakens was bad at all, although I felt Rey was a strange Bastilla clone; I still don't think it's terrible—it was definitely wasted with the rest of the Sequel Trilogy's progression
>>216630384Are you gonna play FOTOR when and if it comes out? A bit of a side note; even though Star Wars might be equally as fucked as Star Trek, the one thing it has over Star Trek is the constant stream of quality video games. Star Trek is just stuck with Kurtzman shite and IDW's gay comics.
>>216629774The only thing worse than that dipshit breaking Star Trek in half over his knee & throwing the part everyone liked in the fire just bc he thought he was too hot shit to be bothered writing in-universe is that piece of shit Alex Kurtzman coming along and pouring his own mixture of piss, shit, gasoline & vaseline on the fire. Fuck all these people and the studio that so thoroughly trashed their most popular ip of the last 50 years for a quick buck today. In any other industry, none of these fucks would ever work again.
>>216630384Remember when Bioware was good?
>>216630806offtopic
>>216630430>Are you gonna play FOTOR when and if it comes out?I don't believe anyone is actually going to finish a game in the 2020s, least of all the series I used to love.
>>216630048He’ll live to a hundred while Palestinians die screaming daily
>>216630806literally only dragon age origins was good
>>216630048Star Trek 2009 was pretty clever with it simultaneously being a sequel, prequel, and remake.
>>216630896No, Dragon Age is on topic to Trek because of Kate Mulgrew so suck a dick.
>>216630806<3
Well I'm reporting for duty but this seems to be a weird episode of /trek/ so I'm just gonna be a background ensign pressing buttons on the wall today
>>216630806Gerard Way lookin' ZESTY, Gerard Way lookin' MOIST, he's got blackness in his parade, he's a fabulous killjoy, he's a Ill bit Kenoshan, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, Gerard Way theatrical, Gerard Way good with sequential art, Gerard Way gonna coordinate yo umbrellas wit yo academy and that shit gonna look good! Gerard Way lifts shirts, Gerard Way on the down low, Gerard Way be navigating the Great River, Gerard Way gargles Ketracel, Gerard Way presses latinum into gold bars, he's a friend of Dax, he feels the Par'Mach that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the artisan D'Jarra, he indulges in the Betazoid vice, he has pon farr, he's fluent in Tamarian, he's a refugee from Risa, he's on the wrong freighter, he bats for the Logicians, he's Quickening, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
>>216631551>tfw its a tripfag episode
>BF is so desperate that she's posting thirst pics in /trek/ for attentionMy God. Is this what happens to quirk chungus females when their caretaker leaves them?What's the word for second-hand embarrassment again?
>>216631611I happen to enjoy tripfag episodes. Thread just has a strange energy today.
>>216631760It's the quiet desperation of being found out as Section 31.
>>216631775Hmm does it make you afraid knowing Q is watching? Or does it just make you angry we never got a /trek/ board?
>>216631859It makes me erect.
>>216631942You're the ensign who always leaves the holodeck door open.I'm going back to pressing buttons on the wall now.
>>216631739Cringe?
A friendly reminder just one month left until New Trek returns with the premier of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy:From left to right, Caleb Mir (Sandro Rosta), SAM AKA Series Acclimation Mil (Kerrice Brooks), Darem Reymi (George Hawkins), Captain Nahla Ake (Academy Award winner Holly Hunter), Tarima Sadal (Zoë Steiner), Jay-Den Kraag (Karim Diané), and Genesis Lythe (Bella Shepard). Behind them is their starship, the USS Athena.
>>216630806If it isn't the Starfleet uniform I'm not interested.
>>216632196I only know Holly Hunter as Mrs. Incredible. Am I gay?
>>216632196I promise to post about it.
>>216632196How and why do starships keep getting uglier? Everything should be inspired by the Excelsior class, I don't even know what the fuck that Galaxy Class thing is doing.Honestly cut off the hands and gouge out out the eyes and tongues of everyone involved so they can never make anything like this again. Leave their ears, so they may always hear the curses of those who hate them.
>>216632237Do people don your apparel during the holidays? If so, yes. If not, no.
>>216630384No one gives a fuck about casuals chiming in, kys
I hereby resign my commission as a star trek officer.
SFA Big Bad Paulie Gee chats about playing the Gul of our dreams.
>>216632650Paul should keep Dukat's name out of his fucking mouth
>>216632650I saw a clip of his hologram character walking around solid objects instead of phasing through them. Good job, writers.
NUS BRAKADID NOTHING WRONGNUS BRAKADID NOTHING WROOOONG
>>216632196>USS Athenanaming ships after 5,000 year old gods seems weird. We're not naming our vessels Gilgamesh or Uruk
He's back at it again posting screenshots from news sites or nabbing pics from Facebook and TwitterHe has to be extremely bored or on a nice payroll.
>>216629774na. Discovery is pretty good actually
>>216632761All he wanted was to be human.
>>216632196>Only white guy the furthest from the camera
>>216632196>SAM AKA Series Acclimation MilDoes she have a mobile emitter too or is she bound to holo projectors? Not that I care but it isn't strange that she picked the goofiest looking avatar?
>>216632196>women talking
>>216630806Jade Empire was the last time they gave a fuck.
>>216630048>implying him being a jew is what's wrong with himShatner and Nimoy would like to have a word.
>>216632196The hot, non-standard uniform chick is probably the counselor. Kinda stupid if you ask me
>>216632875It's about dividing the fanbase. He's been doing it for years.
>>216630325actually how COULD one fix Enterprise? given all the resources you'd need, what would you do?
>>216632196why are the tights not sheer?
>>216632853We do:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Vulcan_(AR-5)
>>216632940The people making the show don't care.
>>216633046>casually sends janeway to hellnothing personnel ma'am
>>216633046Because those are yoga pants, not panyhose/tights
>>216633046to prevent the male gazesheer tights are heavily sexualised these days although celebs seem to have rediscovered them
>>216633046There's something about the TOSiforms.
A look forward at the Trekade ahead:https://whatculture.com/tv/10-bold-predictions-for-star-treks-next-decade
>whatculture>screenrant>comic book resourcesenough.
>>216629774God no. The sins of modern Trek began with him.
>>216633616You take issue with these sources?
>>216630973No it wasn't, all it did was boil TOS characters down to stereotypes based on pop culture and ruin the franchise going forwards
>>216630495To be fair, JJ isn't getting any work today. That's more due to his Star Wars fuckups than Star Trek though.
>>216633696They are not impartial. They are biased.
>>216633672Those chairs turn into deadly weapons if the inertia dampeners fail.
>>216632196marching to their first shift at mcdonalds
>>216632650why does his coat look like burned plastic
>>216632977They were people who happened to be jewishJJ is a jew who happens to be people
>>216633696they're notoriously shit
>>216634164>>216596512BROWN
at least jar jar abrams didn't go full jigaboo
>>216633712"The J.J. Abrams-led reboot films (Star Trek, Into Darkness) significantly boosted the franchise's box office, with Into Darkness being the highest-grossing film in the series unadjusted."
>>216633558Larry Ellison admits he bought Paramount to pump out pro Israel propaganda disguised as entertainment. The next captain will be Israeli and the villains will be based on Hamas.
>>216633957jej
>>216634026don't you ever call him people again
where no foot odor has gone before
>>216630210based grunkle stan
>>216629774>Miss Me Yet? EditionI haven't shot the bullet yet.
>>216634198>the numbers pencil pushers made up to launder money and perform tax writeoffs means the franchise which pivoted to appeal to the lowest common denominator hasn't been exponentially declining in quality for close to 20 yearsholy shit kill yourself you abject retard shill
>>216630495Thank you, PlinkettFor being right
>>216633536no just the uniforms... all TOS bitches were REQUIRED to be attractive females.
>>216632196>Academy Award winner Holly HunterGood, I need more voice samples to train my Helen Parr model for all those JOI audio streams Smitty will animate
>>216634266That joke is way older than Gravity Falls.
>>216633139hey it's My Dad Was Famous
>>216634438no clue who that guy's dad is, but he's been in tons of stuff
>>216630806does someone need to track down where you work again?
>>216634471>tons
>>216634504damn
>>216633672>every possible angle to hide Brooks' warp nacelles
>>216634190>how dare Nyota Penda *three staccato click sounds* Uhura look like an African
1,000 years in the future and everything looks like the inside of a 2010's McDonalds.
>>2166346471990s Taco Bell would have been too on the nose
>>216634471>no clue who that guy's dad is,https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Ira_Graves
>>216633910>JJ isn't getting any work todayHBO trusted him to make their next Game of Thrones, and to his credit Westworld speedran turning into a trash fire just like D&D. No seriously WW was marketed as premiering the year before until HBO execs saw season 1 and told him and Christopher Nolan to go back and reshoot the entire fucking season with no cliffhangers because they were in such deep shit there'd be no further seasons if they fucked up again. That's the actual reason you see weird shit like can labels changing between them falling and a character picking them up, the photo in the dirt at the Abernathy ranch changing from a picture of the Golden Gate bridge to a stock photo of a model in Times Square at night, and other things like that to salvage what they could.
>>216634857Wait, he was in charge of the first season of West World? But that was actuallygood
>>216632377>Just keep upgrading the Excelsior foreverHere's you ship bro
>>216630210What the fuck?!
request: pictures that show that sickbay doors open to the corridor and anyone could walk in during an exam or operation. I think NX01 is the worst at privacy and NCC-1701 is best but i cant quite figure out ds9.
>>216634916bad robot is very good at accounting.
>>216635025Carpets have no place in sickbay.
>>216635025I suppose people in 400 years will have a different sense of shame and they are maybe not bothered by this. Germs are no problem anyway because the bed is surrounded by a bio filter field.
>>216635025>Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
>>216634916work on your reading comprehensionAbrams allowed the guy who wrote "I'm a big guy for you" to helm the series, it was disastrously bad to the point the cast are under NDA not to talk about the first version of the first season, and under threat Abrams agreed that Nolan would not only revise the first season script before reshoots but provide HBO a 5 season story bible in case they decided to fire both of them. And it still fucking sucked after S1:>Entire subplot about Delos desperately trying to exfiltrate Host technology rendered moot by them having operated the backup facilities onsite for the last 30 years>Ford who was a stickler about narrative somehow never noticed WW's park narrative being recycled in other adjacent parks>the throwaway joke the security chief makes about his programming? That's canon now!>Bernard finding his own dead nigger storage facility>series titled Westworld stops being about WW 2 seasons in
>>216635195People are still bothered by nudity because Dr. Soong had to lobotomize Data to stop walking around with his human-presenting junk hanging out.
>>216635418Dator could maintain a 24 hour erection
>>216635402The overarching theme of the story was sold in interviews as "no we won't do robot good man evil, this will be a series about humans and hosts bridging the gap between them" but in fact the story became "humans stupid, robots need two state solution, AI secretly employing psychohistory at global level" with this idea that every season would BLOW YOUR MIND, MAN over and over and do so with the least compelling characters in the series.
>>216635468He should have seen Dr. Crusher instead of Tasha Yar. ._.
>>216635627You wouldn't know about that. You're a girl!
>>216635759So wouldn't that make me an expert on robot dicks?
>>216634857Grok?Christopher Nolan was not involved in creating the HBO series Westworld, but his brother, Jonathan Nolan, is the co-creator of the show. If you can't get that right, why should anyone pay attention to your rant?
And so...it begins.
where can I go to talk about trek that isnt infested with shillbots that the cleanup crew have no interest in getting rid of
>>216635942Your mom's house.
>>216635897Color matched ankle boots. The Trek Cosmmunity will love that.
>>216636096Nobody is cosplaying from this show lmfao
>>216635942TrekBBS
>>216636117bitch I don't cosplay I cosWORK, I cosHUSTLE, I cosGRIND on my sigma cosMINDSET, I cosLOCK IN and cosFOCUS for cosRESULTS
>>216636135you aren't allowed to go against the groupthink there though
>>216636117they will on the trek cruise. have you ever thought of going?
>>216636299Have you tried having better thoughts?
>>216636299And what, pray tell, is that?
>>216636339They all fucking love nutrek because it's not made by Gene Roddenberry or Rick Berman
>>216635897
>>216635897you can tell they put all the effort into how this looks and none into what the characters will say
>>216636437it doesn't look like they put effort into how it looks though
>>216636368they who? nobody watches this shit.
>>216636207>Plot is a mess>Art direction/cinematography still kinoThis applies to so many late TNG episodes, come to think of it.
>>216636468
Let's Fly!
>>216636458just because it looks bad doesnt mean they didnt try hard. theyve got the insignia everwhere and its symetrical on the verge of absurdity. and they put trees inside because malls have trees inside and everyone loved ds9. and theres an attempt at natural lighting instead of shadow and lenseflare. and theyre clearly proud of how it looks since they released it as promotional material. probably wouldnt be any better if they put all that effort into writing and acting but i cant believe it would be worse
>>216636600
>>216636594
>>216636616are the unis really that symmetrical?
>>216636616>just because it looks bad because it looks slopped together doesn't mean they didn't try hardi mean yeah that's exactly what it means. effort would have involved making something that looks appealing. it's all cg slop anyway so whether it ends up looking good or ends up looking like shit it's pretty much the same technically. the effort is in telling the artists what to make and how it should look, which is apparently, like shit.
>>216636300Speaking of, looking at the 2026 Star Trek Cruise autograph and photo price list, the kids from SFA are priced higher than some Old Trek like DS9. Kerrice Brooks is $25 more than Nana Visitor. The Trekkie market is sending a message.
>>216635838The reshoot thing was real though.JJ's original version of Westworld was basically William and Delores culminating in William blowing up his life and nearly killing his brother in law for a robot who got mindwipes so she didn't remember loving him or even recognize him. With Wright and Hopkins basically paid to be the Greek chorus and Ed Harris as a cowboy larper who William keeps running into at the park.It was so God awful that HBO basically banned Abrams from working on the show and ordered Jonathan Nolan and his wife to reshoot 90% of the show. They came up with the dueling timelines, Harris being William as an old man, expanding Hopkins and Wrights roles on the show, creating both Teddy snd Maeve's entire storylines and the subplot about Delores being programmed to kill Arnold/lost in a memory loop, and the robot rebellion cliffhanger.
>>216636815Sorry. If you can't get who was involved correct, there's no reason to pay attention to the rest.
He makes no effort to disguise the fact that he has two personalities - the chat GPT schizo lashing out at everyone for no reason, and the Paramount advertiser
>>216636865Different person. Just correcting the guy who thought Christopher Nolan did WW instead of his brother and sister in kaw
>>216636300No, because of the implication.
>>216636948You and Terry Farrell are both available. Go for it.
>>216633042Pitch the time travel plot and just have more focused stories about the development of earths relationship with the founding federation species. Season 4 let them get their sea legs under them and season 5s alleged plot on the earth romulous war would’ve pushed them to get the full seven seasons.
>>216637137Maybe she will be kinda drunk and remember all the nice things I said about her in that documentry and then you know we can go below deck and she can't say no...because of the implication.
>>216634198It literally killed all of the franchises momentum and is a big reason why beyond failed at the box office. It was a bad remake that missed every point of the movie it was remaking
>>216637186>you know we can go below deck and she can't say no...because of the implication.LOWER DECKSLOWER DECKS
>>216637207>Beyond failed!Beyond did $336 milly WW gross. Third highest in Trek franchise history.Now, move those goal posts.
>milly>parrySTOP TALKING LIKE A FUCKING CHILD
>>216637616nonny having a melty 'sode
>>216637616Stop policing anons. It very un-trek.
>>216637489I love Star Trek beyond and genuinely believe it was the best trek movie since 6, but they BARELY made double the posted budget, which is a technical failure. I’ve been saying this for years, they should treat trek like mission impossible and just give directors a bit of free rein to make a Star Trek movie, I’d love to see a Brad bird or even an Edgar wright Star Trek, but paramount seems to not understand that
>>216637855An Edgar Wright Star Trek movie would be quipslop turned up to 11.
>>216637855>>216637489To expound on it a bit more, into darkness took the wind out of the franchises sails by being a banal remake when they should’ve just turned a random TOS episode into a movie to hook in the world wide audience. The 09 reboot got China and others interested in the characters and setting by just being an exciting action movie, the second movie should’ve been a bit slower to really showcase what the franchise is for that international audience, but JJ just wanted a big stupid action movie to test out a few more scenes for force awakens and pasted a go nowhere story that makes less sense as you go
>>216629774No, fuck you JJ.
Imagine watching nutrek
>>216638049I pointed out that the scene in ID where Kirk and co. are in a flying saucer whipping in and out of ruins being chased by """Klingons""" was identical to the scene in TFA where Rey and co. are on the Falcon whipping in and out of ruins being chased by Tie Fighters and no one believed me and told me to the shut the fuck up
>>216638121I don't believe you. Shut the fuck up.
>>216638133IT'S THE SAME FUCKING ACTION SEQUENCE they even squeeze into a crack by turning the ship sideways JEWJEW HACKBRAMS RECREATED IT BEAT BY BEAT FOR STAR WARS
>>216638177why would anyone write such a dumb line let alone think it's something quotable
216638177i swear tillyfag adds more characters to this filename, to skirt around filters.
>>216634341Specifically female humans, called women. Unless you’re from the south, then you say females bc you might be talking about fucking animals too, but at least we know you mean female ones, so ur not a faaag.
>>216638278Why does every sci-fi have to have this scene. Fucking sick of it
>>216630973Nice try Damon, it was an ad lib of the Star Wars A New Hope script, right down to the 2 planets being destroyed by the bad guy with the planet destroying weapon and the mentor in the bar fight.
>>216638482Why would anyone cast an ugly aggressive ape as the main character
>>216638687And according to the art book they wanted to have Kirk and Spock meet Scotty and his midget friend at an alien bar with alien jazz music playing. Sound familiar?
>>216638669By about 2005-2010 the marketing wizards discovered that boomers were done watching movies, GenX was too small to matter, and the millennials weren’t watching classic films, they were only interested in whatever is NEW. They didn’t care if it was shit, at least it was new and they felt up do date by seeing it. This was great news for directors, bc all of the sudden there was 100 years of filmmaking to mine for ideas to recycle and put out that the new generation of ticket-buyers had never seen before. The reuse & remix culture brought enough legal protection (& rights ownership being consolidated between a few studios) that there would be no legal obstacles from just mashing up old scenes, plots, dialogue, etc, into new movies over and over. It’s a lot less work making a collage of everyone else’s work than it is coming up with your own. The same thing happened in music. But the truly lazy, most brash ripoff artists won’t just rip off some obscure work that had good ideas lost to time, they go straight for the big popular hits. Like deciding to cover a Led Zeppelin tune, instead of choosing one of the few less popular numbers that never got radio play and making it into your own sweet arrangement to showcase a buried melody or whatever what you like about it, no, they go straight for Stairway To Heaven, a track everyone on earth has heard to death and what, think you’re going to do a better job of it? They don’t think that far ahead, they just see big numbers and imagine big dollar signs. Capitalism does not reward integrity, or even quality.
>>216638278>they even squeeze into a crack by turning the ship sidewaysDidn't they do that in TNG Relics when eacaping the Dyson Sphere?
>>216637489it did so well there hasnt been a movie since and never will be and audiences critically panned itgod youre a fuckin moron
>>216638498Remember when filter evading was a bannable offense?
>>216638498>>216639770Don't filter by filename, filter by image MD5. Makes them at least go through the trouble of changing/reducing pixels to get past it, more of a pain in the ass to dodge filters.And the LD fag is lazy. My filters turn him into a jobber and I've mainly just been adding image md5s. I'm not sure if you can with vanilla 4chan but I use 4chanX
>>216630048His directing style is still pretty entertaining, and the one time he wrote his own movie (Super 8) is was actually decent, if derivative. His trouble is that he's usually just a yes man with no personal vision or integrity and just lets hack writers and studio execs make all the creative decisions.
>>216639880>His directing style is still pretty entertainingdescribe it
>>216639957shaky cam and lens flares
>>216635942Plebbit
>>216641076same issue as bbs and it still has shillbotscmon bro dont be braindead
>>216636299and this steaming pile of a website is any less infested with groupthink?
>>216641168we mostly shout past each other and hate you.
>>216641168/trek/ has the right groupthink, because we call out modern shit for what it is: shit
>>216641168uh yes? this entire place is contrarian as fuck, and you have people arguing constantly, without banning people permanently for deigning to say that fat ugly gay retarded people of varying shades of brown isn't their idea of an idyllic future
>>216641224Couldn't agree more.
>>2166171622025.
>>216641224Even normies have turned against it, just look at the dislikes on the new clips/trailersThe only holdouts are the shills and the die-hards that have made defending Nu Trek their entire personalities
Prepare yourselves boys, here comes the schizo replying to old threads!
>When Bashir is chosen as the model for Starfleet's holographic doctor program, the process threatens to expose a dark secret from his past.
>>216641625TNG episode mogs tonightThe most inoffensive Wesley episode by far and a good 'Card 'sode
>>216641680i think I remember getting really emotional with tears in my eyes during the part where Picard's saying goodbye
>>216641680this episode taught me that alcohol does not hydrate you as a kid :)
>>216641712Yeah, good episode on a lot of levels. Wesley in an actual fucking uniform acting like an officer, Picard telling him this is just how it goes sometimes, people die on missions. Probably Picard at his most Hornblower-esque.
>>216641625AI + microplastics + IVF are going to make it so the plurality of kids are going to be genetically modified like Bashir. Microplastics are fucking with fertility so soon people won’t have a choice but make “designer babies” with IVF.
>>216641817ivf babies coming pre-packaged with ads
>>216639731>Now there will never be be another new Trek movie! Aha I got you!Sure.
>>216641537Yep, so much worse than searching posts from last year! >>216615224
>>216641884>nowlearn to read homo
Why is British man + desert such a kino combination, lads?
>>216642024well, there was this guy called lawrence
>>216642052I know but why is the juxtaposition so interesting? The ultra-civilized, affected nature of posh bongs against the savagery of the desert I suppose
>>216642104stranger in a strange land is a kino concept that has stood the test of time
>>216642130Based, one of my favorites
just started watching Strange New Worlds.. aside from the heavy amount of bitches forced into the main cast it's not terrible. Currently on season 1 ep 5... does it get better or worse? I like the actor playing Spock for the most part. Pike's actor is alright, he could use a better script though.
Trek: Behind the MagicKarim Diané shared an Instagram Reel of how he turns into Star Trek: Starfleet Academy's new Klingon cadet, Jay-Den Kraag. Diané's video takes viewers through the whole behind-the-scenes process of creating a 3D mold of his head, wearing Klingon prosthetics, being fitted for his Starfleet Academy uniform, and even a painful-looking "stress test."
>>216642659it remains middling, and then it slowly gets worse each season, with at least 1 huge indefensible stinker of an episode per season
maybe you should go talk to Worf again
>Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda>Battlestar Galactica>Stargate SG-1>Babylon 5>Farscape>Firefly>Red Dwarf should I watch any of this shit?
>>216642689I know it's retarded to be nitpicky given it's such a disaster, but even black klingons like Worf and Kurn didn't have afro-textured hair like dreadlocks Nu-trek is so deft at getting things subtely wrong that makes your brain lose some sort of immersion
>>216642711I highly recommend Red Dwarf. There can't be enough sci-fi comedies, as far as I am concerned. The first episode reveals the plot of the show, so unless you want spoilers, don't read anything about the show first.
>>216642763what is wrong with JAY DEN KRAAG is not what you'd call subtle
>>216642659there are maybe 5 decent episodes in the entire series and they're all in s1, s3 is particularly offensiveand even the good ones don't hold up to scrutiny the way classic Trek does
>>216642711>Gene Roddenberry's AndromedaIt's bad>Battlestar GalacticaFlopped ending but really good at parts>Stargate SG-1Until season 6, season 8 at your own risk, 9&10 shippable. >Babylon 5Clunky dialogue but fun>FarscapeYes>FireflyNo>Red DwarfA better lower decks than lower decks but it does tire out at the end (still good)>should I watch any of this shit?As above.
>>216642711>AndromedaSkip>BSGWatch>Stargate SG-1Pure comfy, worth at least trying>Babylon 5The only sci-fi of its kind that stands up to Trek in terms of writing. Some great acting too, lots of shared guest stars.>FarscapeGreat looking aliens, goofy but endearing. Worth watching.>FireflyGood but kind of posthumously ruined by this style of heckin' ep*c writing being everywhere now. >Red Dwarf100% watch
>>216642711>AndromedaHaven't seen it, but I haven't heard good things about it either.>BSGHaven't seen it, apparently the fans hate either the original run or the reboot run, idfk, but it's somewhere between Trek and Dr. Who in terms of its production quality, so make of that what you will.>SG-1Absolute kino. The first season, they're kinda trying to find their feet, but they eventually get there, and the last season or two can be kinda mid like TNG.>B5Kino. It's like a lower budget DS9, but the characters can be just as good if not better. A little dorky at times.>FarscapeVery dorky, but kino. You're only going to enjoy it if you like Jim Henson's puppets and/or you enjoyed The Dark Crystal.>FireflyIt's almost unbelievable that the guy that ruined modern-day movie dialogue was responsible for this show. It's not god's gift to mankind like the fans would have you believe, but it's extremely solid, and the movie is great aside from 2 particular things that happened exclusively because of behind the scenes fuckery.>Red DwarfHaven't seen it, but it's a classic, and I've heard that it got another run somewhat recently. It's a British comedy series, so you get what you'd expect.
>I can assure you that the final product will be... zestyWhat did he mean by this?
>>216642957Twink energy on a Kardashev scale.
The last tracks I have to do are The Maquis and my coda. The problem is I try to make every track reflect Dukat's hilarious narcissism and in many ways missing the episode's point to make it about him. The big problem with the Maquis is that there's no way to make that funny. He literally strutted in on orders, primary education mogged the federation and then sat around arrogantly parrying mind melds until he was saved. His bemused interpretation of the event is exactly what happened. So it would just be a ballad about the episode. Maybe I'll make the chorus what he's thinking about to avoid the mind meld. This is about to be a song about bay-jorran wrinkle pussies ft. Calvin Hudson.
>>216643286I like to think he spent his entire captivity trying to seduce the Vulcan, just kept thinking about Vulcan pussy until he got out of it
>>216643331"Fucking me is only logicalOur love will be magical Harmony like a madrigalSo give that green vadge to Gul"
>>216643286i wanna know what Dukat was thinking in that scene where Gul Evek is like "He confessed far sooner than he expected! Bring him in."and they just carry in his dead body fucking lmao and Sisko makes him get rid of the other Cardies
>>216643390>His thoughts... they're so... graphic!>Who is this "Kira's mom" he keeps thinking about?
>>216643390>>216643331You are literally mentally retarded holy shit >thu checking alien sex cum pusty hui
>>216642763"So are we supposed to believe hairstyles could change in a thousand years? *snort* Hope someone got fired for that boner!"
>>216643460Looks like complete shit
>>216643460Alright buck. I see you there. Zestier than I’ll ever be. You know what you do to me
>>216643460the contacts are really the turd sprinkles on a shit sundae
>>216643522Used contacts on TOS. Used them on Clinton Trek too.
>>216643522Shut up bitch
Why is the technology better but everything just looks worse?
>>216643599technology levels have gone up. actually giving a fuck levels are way, way, way down.
>>216643565Don’t show them any mercy. Finish it. Kill him anon. Can’t you feel the POWER?!?
>>216643599You have gay/wrong eyes a dumb/incorrect brain
>>216642659Yaaaaaaaaaaassssss
>>216643599Technology gets better, willingness to spend money decreases, technological advances are all geared towards saving money which lowers quality
>>216642130You people are all gay and all called me a fucking schizo when I posted about stranger in a strange land like four fucking years ago before the Twitter acquisition or anything in depth itt you’re all fuckin gay. It couldn’t possibly be one of your favorites you couldn’t make it through the prologue or exposition it’s a novel you people read picture books with 4d visual aid toys like gorgonzola brains
>>216632650>In other words, Benjamin, payback's a bitch.
Gul Evek was actually so based it's sad they didn't bring that guy back again
>>216632816>I wake up in the morning at what do I see?>Female Jem'Hadar at the Academyyyyy
>>216644148lil dick nigga
>>216643801shut up retard
>>216639396I watched that the other night and there was more than enough room for the Enterprise to escape without destroying Scotty's old shuttle.
>>216641412>Levar Burton>The new SpockI'm genuinely curious if they hadn't announced the name of Geordie La Forge at that time, or if the paper was being a little racist.
>>216636300Its weird how all these people try to be "environmental activists" yet here they are going on cruises which are objectively awful for it.
>>216644254You don’t remember my review? It ended like deep space nine for me. I could never finish it. I like the parts that mattered. The authors Freud into cultic sexual abuse ruins it with finality. The man from mars and the girl who risked it all for him wind up using their combined powers to…. Get him teenage pussy at the carnival they wind up living in… the author self inserted as the man from mars no doubt and got lost huffing his own shit. Like the GOT tit. At a certain point these nerd authors are all jizzing in the faces of the reader in their imagination it’s groomer schlock. Elon musk has eighteen potatoes in twelve different gardens big whoop I payed state taxes in Mississippi once I’m a south African prince motherfucker. Any other myths about the sixties you surface dwelling cretins?
>You dirty green-blooded pointy-earned bastard, my granpappy would have hated you Why didn't Starfleet ever fire this prick?
>>216644341That article is from the National Inquirer or some other 'clickbait newspaper' of its time and it was from before TNG even went into pre-production which is why they don't even have any promo shots to use.The LD schizo is basically doing the equivalent of posting an AI-generated Screenrant article from 1987 when he posts that image.
>>216644633Because he wasn’t a prick, Spock was. The real question is, why is everyone that doesn’t identify with the ethics of the sixties middle American target audience, so confidently wrong? Christianity clearly brought us great peace and prosperity. Why do schizophrenic people want to come here and shit in our clean streets instead of just not shitting in their own? Are you retarded?
>>216644654Ruth Breisinger was the first among dozens of fans to claim that ST:TNG could not be "real" Star Trek: "It's bad enough that Paramount thinks different actors can portray the characters we know and love, but to think that even the characters themselves can be replaced is doubly insulting. Evidently, Paramount thinks that we will accept anything labeled Star Trek... It's fine that Paramount intends to do another science fiction series by Mr. Roddenberry—but PLEASE just don't call it Star Trek."Lisa gave ST:TNG updates throughout the year, but once ST:TNG was out, she said, "I don't expect I'll watch The Next Generation again. It's like tuning in to watch the corpse of a much-loved friend decay. And it gets ranker each week...it seems to say that logic is no longer relevant." The last comment was particularly directed to the episode "Where No One Has Gone Before." Lisa objected to the Enterprise being pushed through space by "wish power."
>>216629774You know what.... Yes, I miss JJ era. I know you faggots who didn't actually watch all of nuTrek think it's all the same, but JJ Trek at least had fit healthy young attractive people in it doing space shippy things. No I will not back down from this position.
>>216644814Nobody cares Malencon, JJ Trek fucking sucks too, fuck off back to plebbit
The casting leaves room for complaint. Capt. Jean-Luc Picard played by Patrick Stewart, is a grim bald crank who would make a better villain.Jonathan Frakes, as commander William Riker verges on namby-pamby.there's a reformed Klingon with a leafy forehead (played by a drowsy Michael Dorn) and an android named Data (Brent Spiner), who unfortunately resembles a San Francisco street mime.The new Enterprise is, says Paramount, "twice the length of the original Starship with approximately eight times the interior size." Inside, to tell the truth, it looks like a 24th-century Ramada Inn.https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/1987/10/03/trek-a-tad-below-warp-speed/b2f46aa6-943d-4e65-bc22-62e04ed3349e/
>>216632904it's a basic tenet of show business that you should alienate your core audience and pander to those who historically wouldn't watch your show if you paid them to
>>216644058He was in the pilot of voy>>216644148heart rate not elevated
>>216644814>JJ Trek at least had fit healthy young attractive people in it doing space shippy things>fit healthy young attractive people>young attractive peopleWhat?>Chris Pine29>Zachary Quinto32>Karl Urban37>Zoe Saldana31>Simon Pegg39>John Cho37>Anton Yelchin20 (ding ding ding! The ONLY 'young' person in the main cast!)Trek isn't an 80s/90s American highschool drama. 30 isn't the new 18.
>>216629774I want to fuck his daughter up the ass for gaslighting us about the mysteries in Lost and that they were not all dead already.
>>216644885The desired audience for Star Trek isn't aged Incel racists who don't watch or steal what they do watch. Freeloaders are not a market segment.That's why no one is making media for them.
>>216644823Everything else > JJ Trek Films > STD/LD/SPIC/SNW > SA. And I saw every minute of nuTrek. But I shant be watching fat lesbian female Jem Hadar The View.
>>216644994Star Trek (TOS through ENT ) > everything else (not Star Trek)it's that simple faggotJJ Trek introduced Kurtzman to the franchise and is the reason he's hired. It's the reason the ship interiors all look like Chevrolet dealership showrooms, it's why Trek doesn't give a shit about writing or substance and is all about "style" and even manages to fuck that up. It introduced the 'red matter' bullshit and requires a ton of retcons to fix.JJ Trek is pure cancer, fuck you
>>216644987True that sister!
>>216644834Picard was the villain. Star fleet in Tng era is out of its fucking mind if you have any grip on reality at all. The people who think Tng is “realistic” are “autistic” people who don’t understand “conflict” cannot be romanticized away from violence. People don’t debate wars. That’s a taste of Armageddon. That episode seems like piece of cheese next to the rest of TOS but it has more to say than the entirety of Tng. VOY tried to say something. DSN says SHUT UP. That’s been heard loud and clear. They’re noncommunicable tards
>>216644627shut up retard
>tv ad with brainrot music effects
>>216644899Exactly. I’m not joking. They come and go though. I met a nice girl today. Made my coffee. I stayed and talked to her for three hours. She didn’t have one other customer. New business. I might go in with her. Flip a sign. The odd past’r, b-fas toco, who knows. I told her I’d work for free as long as she only put love in the ones for me. Nigga you don’t actually understand how fucked up you fucked up being ugly she invited me behind the counter I have a new job I’m actually the boss she reminds me of another cute girl I introduced to you fags she’s got huge tits and a stupid fat ass and a really cute face and she was really sweet and understanding about me being a space cowboy in retrograde and all. Some anons just put on blackface and talk about freight. Some of us are brown inside where it counts and we do real cowboy shit like attraction to biological adult women and posse killin
>>216645119I made two high quality posts with no llm in the time it took you to pull your hand out your rotten ass and type this. Make that three, rice boy
>>216645033Have you thoroughly watched all of the nuTrek shows?
>>216645033Oh dear. Well, Paramount has lost the Trekcel audience, with a median age of 62, who are too poor to buy anything and just steal old episodes.
>>216644947Young as compared to fucking SPIC. Also how old were Shatner and Nimoy? I didn't mean children you fucking autistic psycho I meant just basically healthy young people. Young as in not old. 37 is not old.
>>216644899She could be the one. It’s a shame I had to stop blog posting my street food addiction in /trek/. Too many threats
What drives the schizo to be this way 24/7
>>216645499Probably got called a faggot a lot in high school and didn't have the courage to retaliate, so now he spends his entire life """retaliating""" against his """bullies."""Just your typical neurodivergent retard who got picked on and suffers from arrested development (he jerks off to LD porn, imagine doing that)
>>216645530Anon, we’ve been over this. I beat up the bullies in highschool. They weren’t trying to bully me. I could probably kill everyone in this thread with my bare hands old boy style if we were all locked in a room. I would shoot the meth Nazi in the head first
>>216645452>William Shatner35>Leonard Nimoy35>DeForest Kelley46>Nichelle Nichols34>James Doohan46>George Takei29>Walter Koenig30>I didn't mean children you fucking autistic psychoWow, no need to be rude. It's not my fault that you have the mentality of a middle aged SJW, where everyone under 30 is a child.>Young as in not old. 37 is not old.Young means 18-mid 20s. You grew up and YOUR perspective has changed. That doesn't mean you're right, it just means that you're delusional.
>>216645278Jesus>>216645490Christ >>216645733SHUT UP
>>216645530Do all your sexual fantasies revolve around prepubescent boys? Maybe kill yourself?
It feels like we're being punished for something, but I'm not sure what.
>>216645758What are you gonna do gay boy?? Talk about shit I don’t care about? I’ll ignore you I’m not a fucking retard
>>216645705>Young means 18-mid 20s.Source: your fucking ass. I mean shit what an old hag that Zoe Saldana was like fucking GROSS.
>>216645827It’s our schizo version of Q
Advertising age groups segment youth into tweens (pre-teens), teens (13-17), college students (18-24), and young adults (25-34)Everyone else isn't young. If they think otherwise they're lying to themselves.
>>216646009So, according to you and the schizo post above, the three STARS of JJ Trek, Pine, Quinto, and Saldana, were literally YOUNG. Thank you for proving my point. They were also fit and healthy looking and not fucking Tilly or Old Man Picard or fat black SNW Uhura. Or Q forbid whatever the creatures on Starfleet Academy are going to be. Literally fuck off.
>>216645854
>>216646103SNW Black Telephone Lady is all titty fat and adorable. Your asexual opinion is discarded.
>>216645705I've always heard about Doohan's military service. How he lost fingers storming a beach on d-day. And I just now know that DeForest is the same age. Made me wonder, did he do WWII too? And, yes:>During World War II, Kelley served as an enlisted man in the United States Army Air Forces from March 10, 1943, to January 28, 1946, assigned to the First Motion Picture Unit with the rank of private first class.Not as cool as Jimmy though. Also, this factoid just above that paragraph on Kelly's wiki:>nearly secured the lead role in This Gun for Hire (1942), but Alan Ladd was chosen instead.[9]That's crazy. He had no chance. Alan Ladd owned that role.
>>216645827You know what you did.
>>216646103>fat black SNW UhuraYou shouldn't accuse other folks as being 'schizo'. Because you're clearly hallucinating. And retarded
I never knew her name is Nyota
>>216646381And CeeCee was 20 when cast for the role. So spot on age.
>>216646381Just come off to a closet
>>216646457Yeah a 20 year old on the bridge of the flagship, that makes a lot of fucking sense.
>>216646633She was still a cadet and a "prodigy" on Academy Semester at Sea.It helps to actually watch these series, if you want to understand what's going on.
>>216646608And she's Flex. She's just the best!
>>216646633It makes more sense than a 16 y/oYes, I still hate Wesley. Re-watching early-TNG has only intensified my hatred
>>216645300would you like another smack down retard
>>216646633You're right. In SNW, Enterprise is the flagship. But, in TOS. It was not the flagship. TNG was the flagship. Then TOS-era Enterprise was retconned into being the flagship in the JJtrek flicks. And that retcon was carried over into SNW. So, you are right. Only because you consider NuTrek cannon over TOS though.And Cadet Nog was a bridge officer aboard the Defiant. Which was the flagship of the fleet that retook DS9. Because Sisko was the fleet commander. And that was the ship he was aboard. And I'm no seaman. But I'm pretty sure that's how 'flagships' mean.
>>216646716she's black not Flex you racist
>>216646608>Just come off to a closetthank you saar
>>216647375i will never understand why or for what purpose saars larp as black americans. they take credit for black accomplishments the same way a certain tribe does for everything they deem positive in a society
>>216645705>I'm almost Spock/Kirk's age with nothing to show for my lifeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>216647540You're alive, pal. Millions of people throughout human history never even reached your age.
>>216647588this is not the accomplishment you think it isthe modern world is babyproofed so that you are kept alive
>>216642659Why would you generate an AI image of Lenny Nimoy sitting in a chair and reading? For what purpose? He has been photographed doing that. And you can find and look at those photographs by using the internet. Why did you NEED to see that specific one? Like, instead of writing a prompt, why not just type that exact same text into a search engine?
>>216648759He's doing the needful
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>>216649007i know it's a bit early but well, it's 5am in the us, the thread is slow as balls and i am out
>>216632196Ugly uniforms, ugly starship; terrible version of the setting. The entire 'Discovery future' just needs to be erased from canon at this point.
Thread that was in in the catalog literal hours before >>216649007>>216645966>>216645966>>216645966
>>216650396Then why did no one post a link to it? Moron amateurs.
