>>216644230
There's a large saltwater fish in my panties

>>216644230
Is there even a single thing to discuss about this piece of shit?

>>216644248
zosia a cute

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>>216644248
So much

>>216644285
Such as?

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>>216644311
grenad xd

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>30 days with no human interaction? There's no way anyone could endure that!

>>216644248
We don't have a time travel meme to obsess over yet.

can someone screencap the cloud seeding scenes? i cant find them i recall they where in the first ep or so

>>216644338
No

>>216644350
pluribus do what i say or all make a ree and make you have a vaxx seizure

>>216644329
I could go for 3 years without talking to anyone in RL.

>>216644472
as someone whos actually done that you will go insane

>>216644230
Never watching a popular “trending” tv show ever again after severance. I fail to think of such a solid concept for a show or movie done as poorly as that. Just completely mediocre shitty television that normies praise endlessly.

Would you have the balls to cross the gap by yourself?

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ACEBABY

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>>216644230
Trisolarians, are we eating good or no?

I'm firing up EP6 in a couple of hours, she was shook in EP5 last scene.

We're getting closeer to "your life is not your own" am I right?

Vince is a fucking hack, he'll shit the bed, Lost style. He should've hire Liu Cixin as a consultant, fucking cheap fuck.

What happened to the mouse bitten donut licking lab bitch?

>>216644508
It's very strange because they missed obvious ways to explore the idea. There was hardly any character interaction. Just endless scenes of sidequest bullshit

i broke down in tears when carol hugged zosia. the most beautiful, emotional and well acted scene in tv history

I would just have my favorite bands put on shows for me every day in my backyard and throw a cookout with my harem of E celebs

>>216644709
>He should've hire Liu Cixin as a consultant
Liu is the biggest hack in SciFi.

>>216644802
I don't get why the books are popular

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I wish my best friends Milena and Lola would watch Pluribus already. I need to hear their 30 minute analysis on each episode. Maybe after they finish watching Andor and Monster.

>>216644772
I'd just have them build me a real life rapist Toy Chica sexbot.

>>216644230
Vince Gilligan is a one hit wonder with Breaking Bad. BCS only had viewers because of Breaking Bad. This one can’t rely on Breaking Bad memberberries, and instead you just get the boring ass drawn out scenes of…absolutely nothing. Vince is a hack. I think he would have been better off making a bunch of variations on the same “smart white guy drug kingpin” theme, as corny as that sounds, because it would still be better than this (literally) gay wannabe art house shit.

>>216644862
His episodes of X-Files were good though desu

>>216644862
You're wrong a mere few words in because BCS was better than BB. And so, I shall not read anymore of your post

>>216644772
I'd ask the hive make Whirr play in my backyard while Stephanie Vaquer sits on my lap

>>216644820
Chinese market hyped them up

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My name is Manousos Oviedo.

I am not one of them.

I wish to save the world.

My name is Manousos Oviedo.

I am not one of them.

I wish to save the world.

My name is Manousos Oviedo.

I am not one of them.

I wish to save the world.

>>216644820
wacky chink justified their desire to eradicate the west

>>216644928
This dialogue is a play on the "Jesus Prayer", "Lord Jesus Christ, Son on God, have mercy on me, a sinner."

You can tell by the way he says it.

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>>216644230
>Hello fellow guys are we PLURBING yet?

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>>216644999
Why yes we are fellow Plurb

>>216644681
She always have that weird bump. >>216641805

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>>216645068
oh yeah ?

>>216645068
it's called a fupa and it's for motorboating

A better move would have been to establish a cast of characters for Carol to know with, just people around the town. And then she interacts with them anew as plurbs, causing her to revist her life choices etc.
At least that show the twilight zone would have done it.

Is there not a road that leads from Paraguay to the US?

>>216645426
All roads lead to EU

>>216644248
There is not. Everyone here are all AGP riddled losers like (You) fetishizing Rhea Sheehorn and wanting to be her. KILL YOURSELVES

>>216644248
Here we complain about the glacial pacing and replace regular words with "plurb"

I saw Rhea Seehorn at a grocery store the other day...

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>>216645426
No
The road from the north just stops abruptly, and the road from the south leads to a port on the coast.
No one dares cut a road across the Swamp of Doom.

>>216645637
I don't accept this explanation. Humans build roads fucking everywhere. It's strange to me that they just stopped there.

>>216644248
The most interesting thing is learning about the Darien Gap
The Kingdom of Scotland tried to establish a colony there, hoping to establish an overland trade route linking the Atlantic and the Pacific. But things turned from bad to worse and the colonists ended up all getting eaten by wild beasts or getting stabbed by spike-palms. The colony was a complete fiasco and bankrupted the Kingdom, forcing them to turn to England for help and leading to the union of the two Kingdoms into Great Britain. They already shared a King so it wasn't such a huge step.

>>216644928
why would someone put a bunch of nails in a tree? was it a trap during a war?

>>216645680
It's just sort a shithole on both sides. All the activity is by sea through panama. It's just wasteland on either side. Maybe Trump will do it after conquering Venezeula.

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Continents cucked by a small plot of rainforest.

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>>216645708
Real tree
Not quite as spiky irl but still best avoided

Plurb it up!

>>216645736
If only there was some nearby body of water that we could use to completely bypass the Forest of Terror

>>216645709
Just still seems odd to me. I don't generally accept the official explanations for anything anymore so I don't know. I always assumed there was a road there since there's like fucking billions of miles of roads on the planet going everywhere. Get in there with some cash and mow the fucker down. They built shit through bayou and mountains and all sorts of other crazy places. Just seems odd. I don't have an alternate explanation though.

>>216645635
Oh cool did you say hi, without bothering her?

>>216645680
The truth is the CIA torpedos any attempt to build a complete road so that drugs and weapons stop coming

>>216645789
You could absolutely do it. It's really just because they're both shithole countries (Colombia and Panama). The actual highways on either side are probably in a shit state of repair.
If America was running things down there of course we'd build a road just to have it.

>>216645789
It's simply too dangerous, too expensive and not worth it for Panama or Colombia, they have other problems at home to deal with.
The US could offer to do it but all that would really do is create more illegal caravans and trafficking.
It's just way more efficient to transport legitimate goods by sea especially with the Panama Canal right there.

>giving the silent treatment and saying you need space in order to manipulate Carol into changing her feelings about them
Why is the plurb so feminine?

>>216644824
Why is she so goddamn huggable?

>>216645882
My theory is that it's actually the mind of the first chubby female rat scientist who got infected. She's smarter and more powerful, but still basically has the same mind. She didn't like gassing the rats, now she doesn't want to kill anything. Sad, really.

>>216645741
Oh wow it even has the stripes on it, I thought that was where they glued the spikes.

>plurb everyone
>collectively starve to death over a decade
Great plan you got there, plurbs.

>>216645910
I don’t think the ayys would design a virus like this. Imagine they infected a chud type who would direct humanity to tracking down the ayys and killing them.

>>216645910
It's actually the rat.
Rats are peaceful creatures.

>>216645969
This was already addressed. They will start farming as soon as they run out of remains. They said they prefer not to take life, not that they won’t. We have seen them make compromises before.

The plurb is just a virus the aliens created to wipe out life on resource rich planets. They've already said they're going to starve to death eventually.

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Alright smart guy, let's see you take a crack at it

>>216646019
>>216645969

>>216644824
maybe after mad men?

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>>216644230
Anyone have more clips of her plurbling?

E09 will be Manusos in the hospital as the B plot to Carol making peace with the plurb. Lots of long drawn out shots of the plurb moving back in and various demonstrations of her peacefully coexisting with them.

Carol and Manusos will link up at the end of E10. This will be the cliffhanger.

S02 will be Carol and Manusos trying to cook an antidote to the virus. Trust that it will be drawn out to the longest possible runtime even though the whole season could be a montage. S03 won’t even happen because the show will be cancelled.

Why am I supposed to care about Carol again? She's a mediocre author that writes romantic fantasy slop for women, she's a lesbian, and she's an asshole?

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If you're unaffected and you end up saving the world, but you had sex with several women along the way, do you think the world would let it slide that you raped several women, or would you be punished and sent to prison?

>>216646013
>We can't purposely kill, harm, or otherwise interfere with any form of life.
>When we say "any life," that includes plant life.
I'm not saying the show can't ever go back on this, but they made this pretty clear.

>>216646166
meant for >>216646012

>>216646095
Feels like a long ass time from now since they barely got to season 5 on Patreon

>>216646158
It's not the women. If you fuck a plurb, you are fucking every man and woman on Earth.

>>216646203
and child

i'm feeling plurby tonight

Manousos is going to kill Zosia

What are the plurbs doing when we doing see them plurbing?

>>216646337
Building a brain the size of wisconsin (this was alluded to by Hank in Breaking Bad)

>>216646376
Paraphore but less interesting and fun

I must be the only person who doesn't like Zosia

>>216646124
There is no E10

>>216646593
She's pretty, she doesn't have thoughts or opinions of her own, and she wants to fulfill your every want. And you don't see why anons are obsessed with her?

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Pluribussy

>>216646767
You're are dropped your'e crown, king

>>216646158
Your DNA would be immensely valuable
They'd probably round you up along with all the other unaffecteds and they'll conduct experiments on you to find out why you were immune

Is it pronounced "Pluribus" or "Plurbius"?

>>216646914
Ploor-eye-boss

>>216646593
I don't like that people pretend like she's a real character and grow attached to her, she's plurb

>>216644248
Not really, just about every post is "nothing happened" and "when is latino man finally going to arrive?"

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Pirate Lady vs Zosia, who wins ?

>>216644329
Have these retards already forgotten about COVID? People went for months without seeing each other, some parts of the world were locked down for over a fucking year.

>>216646914
It's pronounced "Pluribussy"

Reminder: not a plot show

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>>216644230
Pluriboring

>>216646963
This is bait, no one pronounces it like that

>>216647070
2/10 I replied

>>216647138
Not really, could be "Who wins a drinking alcohol in Carol's house" competition, then it's obvious who wins.

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Carol, we need to inseminate your eggs to get the plurb really popping

>>216647236
NO.
MORE.
PLURBING.
ADULTS

>>216642148
She's married with two kids, one of the interviews mentions it.

Bummer.

>>216647304
Damn, now our chances are 0 (Zero)

>next episode
>manus, father of the abyss wakes up in the hospital
>gets up ignoring the hive and starts walking to Carol
>another montage episode

>>216647601
They did this exact thing with Mike in BCS (He woke up in mexico after being stabbed and started walking) so since they're doing the first half it wouldn't surprise me

Is this happened to me, and I was one of the 13 not affected.

Immediately after realizing I could have my own harem. I would make a list of all the bitches I wanted in my harem and claim them forever.

Man id be balling the fuck out harder than this show could ever afford to show lmao.

What would you do if you were one of the 13 people not affected? What is your Pluribus dream life?

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>Indian gooner is gooning into women in Vegas, giving hive an endless supply of potential cure fetuses
>"But you see Carol, we need your fetus specifically, for reasons"
Bravo Vince.

>>216647768
what you talking about? did i miss an episode?

>release a few thousand anons from the hivemind
>offer them unlimited pussy of their choice in exchange for 20 hours a week farming with the best robotics and tools known to mankind.
food problem solved

>>216647925
It's a win-win because once a man gets a hoe in his hand he doesn't need a hoe on his dick anymore.

How do you think Carol would be acting had Helen survived the plurbaning?

>>216644248
nope. these generals are just pathetic.

Ten years ago when Beaver Creek came out there were zero threads about it. So it's just Rhea simps and nothing else. That is it.

>>216647768
He's african. And they need to tailor the virus to each individual immune person. The african dude's fetuses would only help to infect the african dude.

>>216647985
She'd be even more miserable since Helen was plurbed and Carol wasn't.

>>216647804
You didn't see the ep where it turns out carol is pregnant and shes been drinking for months?

>>216647804
Carol got plurbed in her sleep (they knocked her up using some eggs she froze a long time ago) and now she's gonna carry a plurb fetus so they can find the cure to her being immune.

They also plan on just ripping the fetus out, because in their words it's not a living thing.

Are we going to get an explanation on what it was liked to be part of the joined if/when Carol figures out how to reverse it

>>216648151
It probably just works like a speedball of meth and heroin, massive dopamine release while working on opioid receptors, while connecting them to the entity that pulls the strings

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>Season finale
>Carol somehow reverts the pluribus.
>everything seems to be back to normal
>Timer shows up on screen
>It's counting down again

>>216648151
Whatever drama the writers want to go for.
If they want people to regret their unplurbing, then it was amazing and like heroine.
If they want to paint the plurb as a true villain, then it's like being a borg drone.
If they want to continue the theme of nothing ever happens, then it's like being in a coma and you don't remember anything.

>>216648287
>Coming 2045
>PLURIBU2

The show is literally just being about agreeableness (rest of them are more so minor)
Carol is 4chan lite where she thinks she is giga smart and giga arrogant so she hates anyone else except Helen because even 4chan needs some cute girlfriend to get dopamine from

Plurb utopic virus makes everyone happy and lets anyone do what they please but 4chan fucking le hates it

but actual 4chanite koomba takes the reality pill and gets to enjoy life in an agreeable world, as he himself is agreeable

browns hate good life so Manusosados or whatever the fuck can't handle her own Mom being nice to him (didn't bring dino nuggies when he was a kid, she left for ciggies and never came back sadly)

I hope I got the gist of it correct

>>216648178
Honestly the whole thing just feels like Monolith from STALKER. If it's anything like that, they'll probably have no memory of who they were previously and strive to be back in the hive again because they miss the feeling of being part of something greater. I wouldn't be surprised if Vince just rips that off.

>>216648324
it will happen, the show can't go on if it seems like being not part of the hive is better

people when disconnect will advocate that life was better before when in the hive

it will confuse the survivors aka Carol but what can you say now? Even say they are brainwashed when they turned back?

>>216644230
>What 30 days of no zosia does to a mf.
She wanna rub her nose on her throbbing large clitoris, if you know what I mean.

>>216645736
just swim around, bro.

guys I played a bunch of league and demoted from Diamond
can we just have a nice plurb world and let me win a few so I get back fast?

>>216648367
who would you play against in a plurb world?

>>216644508
>solid concept for a show or movie
>Severance
The plot summary sounds so fucking boribg

>>216648377
other plurbs that are nice enough that they act like they are playing seriously but will make tiny mistakes on purpose to let me go 100 kills and open the enemy nexus min 15
imagine Koumba wants to play league
that

>>216648300
>50 minutes, in nothing happens
I watched 50 minutes of nothing.
>Last 3 minutes Carol finds a dildo in her bathroom made of real human cock???
This makes my 50 minutes worth it
>next episode, it was not a real human cock but a really good silicon sex toy
Oh so I wasted 53 minutes last week


Every fuckin' time with vince these days. Fuck you Vince Gilligan.

cast the hottest woman possible
never show her scissoring with carol

is vince a fag or something?

>>216644508
normies need le hecking I NEED TO THEORIZE
concepts
Ohhh what will happen next
I know know!
is what gets them to talk about the show and make it more popular

this show would be worst flop ever if not the Vince name on it with
from the creator of Breaking Bad

>>216648402
end of latest ep
what do you think we are getting next episode?
LUDOKINO time

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So called enlightened hivemind

>>216645736
>prudhoe bay
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>216645680
It's historically been for biosecurity. It creates a border between the shithole that is south america and the haven that is North America. It was proven pointless during COVID as cheap plane travel spreads plague and disease far better than land. Wear a mask or end up with early dementia from the chyna engineered plague.

>>216648472
well it was enough when planes werent so cheap and they weren't back in 80s and 90s

>>216645736
I don't think you can get to Ushuaia by land only either, it's separated by water

/plurb/ - South American Geography General

>>216648406
They discovered the formula during lost but it still took them almost a quarter of a century to discover giving the audience a puzzle to discuss feeds their very fragile egos.

>>216644472
I have done that
>>216644494
I think I now know why I am the way I am

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>>216648566
Plane travel should have stayed expensive

>>216648402
To be honest I don't really want to see Carol naked or having sex. If they cast another actress though. Imagine someone like, I don't know, Victoria Pedretti... Small cute Carol with a tall gentle Zosia. I would plurb all over.

Such a waste.

>>216648642
It won't happen
as it would be too extreme of a change for Carol's perspective on the plurbs so it doesn't fit her character currently
and also Vince wants to make Rhea become a superstar actor not some slut for everyone to see naked

>>216648670
I know, I meant what if Carol was played by a different actress from the start.

I really don't get the hype about Seehorn. She's very plain and I don't like her acting at all. Like some anon said, she makes boring choices. Very one note, very annoying, her voice is grating.

>>216648695
Kim vexler was a good "supporting" role
she isn't strong of an actor or at least her current writing isn't strong enough to be a good lead
will see in the future

>>216648045
wtf, when did that episode release? oh shit that was last nights? NIGGGGGGAAAA lol

no wait, I am so lost now.
Did this happen on episode 7? Did I just miss this?

>>216648745
did what happen?

>>216648761
someone said carol pregnant by the pluribus

>>216648703
I dunno if it's the material's fault. I'm sure there are other and better ways to play Carol than just one. Also, there's no fixing her annoying face. If she makes a different expression than that eternal droopy frown, that will be a start.

>>216648779
It's just kinda foreshadow and it's mentioned in the leaks that were kinda right, 75% it will happen

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>>216648794
wack
i still wonder if they can really lie or not
they can pretend to not be able too

>>216648794
it will of course happen
more than 2 iq writers dont add stuff in for fun and the trip to norway or whatever and freezing the eggs wasn't a fun fact for the audience

>>216648793
isn't the whole point of carol to be ugly/insufferable?

like the tag line was something like "unhappiest person has to save the world" or someshit

like it is crazy how true it is, that people only want to see attractive people on tv lmao

dollar store gal gadot

>>216648813
they can't lie
it isn't some cheesy tv series where you question if the others are out to get you
they aren't
they established the baseline reality of what the plurbs are
can't lie
won't actively hurt the ecosystem or other creatures
will strive to make the survivors happy
wants to infect everyone

99% of the retard audience can't accept the basic reality though

>>216648617
Imagine being in the middle.

>>216648851
bro, have you never heard of "PLOT TWIST"
like shamalan makes his whole life off world records of worst plot twist

they bring it up so much, I just dont fucking believe it anymore

>>216648865
I've had to fly plenty of times in middle seat

Flying cheap fucking BLOWS

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>>216648779
They're trolling you.
>>216648794
Pic related and they mention Carol's eggs, not anyone getting pregnant.

>>216648617
>>216648886
Flying blows in general. So much waiting then more waiting except inside a metal tube

vince has already stated multiple times that he wanted to create this show to be one which there isn't a clear bad guy
everything is in the middle, gray and there is no evil motive neither in the survivors or the others

im giving you the authority here as you won't fucking shut up
if you weren't a tard you could derive into this basic conclusion yourself without comments from the creator but sadly many are incapable like you

>>216648892
what? this?
they just talking about what happened in the episode.
I hope the episode does a shamalan twist now, fuck the trolls

>>216648897
No, your being transported like chicken in cages, shitting over each other, wanting to peck each other to death

>>216648913
That was posted before the episode 7 dropped.

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The average person is really fucking dumb. It was obvious in the first episode or two that this show is intended to be taken at face value. They can't lie, there's no nefarious plan, no one is playing 4d chess, yes it was obviously bodies in the food depot and not some other twist, no we won't see the aliens, no Manousas wasn't a former Plurb, no Carol isn't about to trick them

This show's trying to be the antithesis of modern television with a million macguffins and never resolving storylines and plot twists and reveals. For better or worse.

Yet Reddit is full of people speculating all sorts of retarded theories that have all been wrong so far.

It's like they subconsciously think the show is boring but can't accept it so they use making cliched theories as a form of wish fulfillment.

Pluribussy.

>>216648950
>>216648912
>>216648851
all samefag
it is obvious they plurbs are not good or the show wouldn't be about Carol saving humanity
it literally writes in the synopsis

>>216648913
I still hoping actual aliens show the fuck up

>>216648831
>like it is crazy how true it is, that people only want to see attractive people on tv lmao
Well, I do when they're involved in a sex scene or romance.

>>216648983
unlesss they got warp point drive or some crazy shit i doubt it lmao.

because if they could travel that fast, why would they need to spread like they do with that message.

But the only type of alien that comes to mind that might come are the ones from dead space. How a signal kept going to these "markers". Where the markers literally made people crazy and invent a virus to inject themselves with. mutating them. Where they morph into a giant blob of flesh that can be big as a planet/moon depending on mass.


Transforming it into food for giant eldritch type floating monsters to come eat it.

Pluribus reminds me of dead space the most in this way.

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>>216648969
I mean they aren't good, they're going to assimilate everyone then starve to death, I never suggested otherwise. They just straight up told us this though, there are no dramatic reveals incoming

Oh boy what’s gonna happen next with carol im dying to know. Will she give in completely and pursue a toxic relationship with her ai generated gf or will she realize it’s no good and once again pursue a cure?. Wow, there just so much character development and conflict I’m on the edge of my seat…….NOT!!!!!

>>216649076
>NOT

Wtf, don't trick me

>>216649076
better twist than the entire show
bravo anon

does loving a pluribus person make you gay?

Like if they are everyone. Half of everyone is men, gays, women, lesbos, trans, kids. Like what if its your family memeber in there.

Could you hit the pluribussy?

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>>216646767
Is this image a reference to the top tv show of 2025 When Life Gives You Tangerines?

>>216649110
Other way around, annoying orange was first your precious kdrama copied a youtube orange, now cope.

>>216649110
have you never seen a pocket pussy?

Absolutely loved Episode 7. Something I loved especially about BCS is the visual grammar and storytelling with long moments of silence, the camera quietly lingering on characters as they go on about their business. Stark contrasts, deep saturated tones, extreme wide shots and extreme close up shots, rendering not just beautiful frames but also giving a deep, dense sense of feeling and meaning to plot and the characters involved.

I've experienced the same while watching Episode 7 of Pluribus. Carol calls out to a pack of wolves and we're shown the journey of one of them - Manousous. The ending was the icing on the cake, poignant yet slightly uncomfortable with Zosia returning.

>>216649134
Agreed, Episode 7 is a masterpiece in visual storytelling and this show is going to be a massive hit!

>>216649145
right, watching women both late 50's makes me dick hard as fuck

>>216648851
>>216648813
They literally cant lie, they really want to lie but they just cant, that's why they withhold information that Carol would love to know like that manus is trying to reach her

>>216649134
Would you trannies stop posting Reddit comments

>>216649182
nah, hitch-cocks rule of 3 is for audience to remember. When they repeat it 10000 times, its shamalan's plot twist of the opposite-ism.

>>216649200
yes your friend ate chocolate icecream 1000 times in his life
he actually loves vanilla though
holy retard
living in absolutes

>>216649241
>yes your friend ate chocolate icecream 1000 times in his life
>he actually loves vanilla though
that would literally be the plot twist

When does Sydney Harwin show up

>>216649200
There's gonna be a reveal about eggs and when Carol is mad the hive will say "we never lied to you carol" and everyone will say Bravo Vince because it was "foreshadowed" by the fact that it was repeated 10000 times that they cant lie

i cried tears for carol. could you even imagine spending 30 whole days alone, not talking to a single other person? i once spent a weekend alone and i almost broke down. carol must have felt sooo bad

In the thread we all plurb

Women break down on atoms when they cant make someone do useless shit on weekends

>>216649293
total bro moment, I had to pause multiple times because I could totes relate to Carol in that situation, when Zosia showed up I literally stood and cheered, fist pumped the air and fell to my knees in tears.

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>>216649254
hes to stupid that he somehow still proved my point about the shamalan plot twist

>>216649293
fuck carol, i can't got 3 days without people bothering me non fucking stop

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guys..... people can change

Manousos snowmobile

the finale drops on christmas and it's going to be a cozy snow episode from the leaks it makes too much sense

>>216649388
he still thinks he won

>>216649450
It ends with a Christmas dinner with carol, manus, zosia, and manus' mom

>>216649200
every show must have a premise that was actually established as a plot twist and it is all a lie
point and laugh guys

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What car would you acquire/request if you were in a plurbed up situation ?

>>216649482
Elon Musk's roadster that got launched into space.
Right now it should be somewhere beyond the orbit of Mars.
If they don't get it for me I shall scream and scream until I'm sick

they can't say no so I will ask them nicely about the cure
will tell them I will 100% won't use it and that it is for pure science interests
yep solving this show is this easy

just admit your all mad you fell for obvious bait that pluribus fags can't lie

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>hey plurb, could you please reconstruct berlin according to speer and hitlers original plans for germania, using all remaining original blueprints and models? the volkshalle is especially important, and make sure you get the arno breker bronze statues just right.

>>216644494
I have done that for 2 months+ when I was in uni, during summer holiday and it was fire.
Going to gym at night in an empty gym.
Going to the store when it's calm, use the self checkout.

Having no interaction or internet at all however would be hard when the intertainment runs out. Without social media it would also be unbearable

>>216649533
Just go to the library

All you internet-native zoomers are showing your ass
>Without social media it would also be unbearable
Pathetic
You can find all the excitement you need at your local library.

this general is carol
hatred filled
bravo vince

>>216644494
jokes on you
I talk to my self all the time, never feel alone if I don't want to.
I too have avoided people for up to 2 years at once, glorious

Carol should be at least trying to work on her damn book
What was it? "Broken Chrysalis"?

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>it's not 2016
>no cringy flashmob marketing campaign
Fuck this gay earth.

>>216649629
Finally, some interesting television.

>>216649642
Oh shit that would have been so appropriate

this show blows

I'd rather watch reruns of The Price is Right than this bilge.

>>216649707
that rhymes!

>>216649533
>Without social media it would also be unbearable
This is what many dont get. Its one thing to be alone when you have the surrogate socialization using the internet, its a whole other to be actually completely isolated and with no interaction with other people.

>>216644230
Trisolarians, we're not eating humans for fun but caloric profit, but we're eating good.

EP7 was the worst EP so far.
Tobacco causes lung cancer and let's blur the cigarette packages as well. Being Queer is ok though.
Ostracising works, Covid terrorists know this, Vince claims it has nothing to do with Covid, lying bastard.

All the normal people are cunts. Is that the message here?

>>216649736
shut up a.i. chat bot!
all of you are fake
I been here alone, talking to myself the entire time
99% dead internet theory

>>216649736
I guess I could survive for years playing immersive games like Witcher or Red Dead if there were an infinite amount of those games but to me that's also surrogate socialization
Carol was literally staring at a wall in the end

>>216649805
A creative like a writer should find it easy to fall into just typing every day, just talking to a non-existent reader.

This is basically if Skyler was the main character
BRAVO

>>216649912
>fucked a guy he wasn't supposed to after crashing out mentally
>couldn't keep up doing the correct thing aka helping out his husband
>multiple emotional crash outs and depression
you are onto something anon

>>216649912
skyler was a much better character

This was such a bad idea for a show

>>216649994
The premise is promising, the execution is excruciating.

>>216649805
women = retarded
100% percent her fault

>>216649894
So youre saying she shouldve just made a tulpa

You guys should watch Mrs Davis

>>216650079
i rather watch porn

>>216650061
A tulpa would at least be normal, not a space alien freakazoid.

>>216644248
No
The only interesting parts of the show is all the Freemasonry and hive mind disclosure but retards on here literally just don't get it and simp for a bunch of old skinny flat lesbians

Has to be the dumbest fucking fan base on here

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Calvin and Hobbes vs The Plurbs would have been a fun story

>>216650158
You know what they say, follow your leader. Vince made the show out of his simp boner for Rhea, figures the fans would follow suit.

If I were a freemason I just wouldn't put masonic symbols in my films
I'd just keep it to myself

>>216650226
UHM ACTUALLY THAT MEANS "LOVE" IN ASL

To hell with freemasons, I'm a paidmason

>>216650233
You're no fun.

>>216650210
She'd better let him smash after all this.

>>216650233
>33

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>>216650288
hehe ;)

>>216650246
She does sign language just for me!

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>>216645909
I teared up as well, it was a deeply heartfelt scene, I guess I related to Carol.

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>>216650300
>greta will never whisper sweet antisemitic nothings into your ear
why even live

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>>216650348

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>>216650359
She's getting more and more cute lately

>>216650359
thats a man

>>216649553
unc ahh take fr

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>>216650365
>>216650348
Vince should have made a show about intrepid barnyard animals teaming up to navigate a world from which humans have eerily disappeared.

/an/ - Animals & Nature

>>216650373
you wish

>>216650365
Two ambush predators might make a pretty good pair of friends actually.

>>216650395
your in denial, its a okay homo. you like dick, its okay

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>>216650213
>>216650226
Watch it, Chrissy

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anons only hated the latest episode because Carol finally got a hug by a girl that cured her streak of loneliness and they're jealous

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Carol should have had an animal sidekick. Maybe one of the zoo animals, like a red panda.

>>216645736
why not just build around it?

>>216650485
Or even just drive around it on some sort of floating car

>>216650485
why dont they just build their city on top of it. that way invaders have to deal with it so its a natural defence. and as a punishment you can spartan kick people off the edge into the forest

>>216645736
if its profitable to build a road connecting the continents. Trust me, they would have burnt that shit down.

>>216650391
Flow was kino and all but I dont think it'd make for a show with the length this has

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>>216645909
ikr

>>216650474
yeah i can just imagine the memes if she was alone with a dog

Hey production manager that leaks shit, take a listen to THIS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFSefh5sXj0

>>216650474
She shouldve recruited the bnuuy who showed up for golf

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shhh she's sleeping

>>216650474
stop being retarded, all of you

Why hasn't carol seen cats, or dogs roaming the town?
Because they collect them for food. They LIE all the time. That's the plot twist.
They also using animals as food for their MILK

>>216650226
>>216650213
Her body language is limited and annoying.

>episode is slow
>that means episode must be smart
>that means episode must be good
>posts a 500 paragraf thread on reddit where i explain how the episode was the greatest thing i had ever experienced

>>216650622
If only things were that interesting.

>>216650622
cats and dogs are extremely domesticated, where are they going to access water in ABQ, they all died within a week

>>216650622
>plurbs can lie
I bet you're the type of person that thinks Batman should kill people.

>>216650213
>>216650226
what's the plot significance of carol's masonic hand signals?

>>216650654
im still right, they became MILK

>>216650666
She's playing the circle game but doesn't understand the rules.

>>216650664
no, im the the type of person that says Zack Snyder is retarded and made batman kill people, but not the joker because hes RETARDED

>>216650666
>666
oh come on

>>216650674
We cherish the memory of these pets, and appreciate their sacrifice. Now move along.

>>216650666
These are only like 1/3rd of the examples as well, it's plastered all over the screen.

>>216650694
67!

>>216647925
>release
They can't do that you tard
It's their imperative to get ALL people infected

>>216650674
Predator meat like from cats and dogs is pretty piss poor in nutrition, doubt theyd bother.

>>216650788
Human meat is predator meat, what do you mean

>>216650666
You'd know, satan

>>216650464
I hated that episode because it sets up man as the season finale antagonist
Literally every time there's character i like Vince kills him
I am fucking tired of it

my theory is that the hive is evil
do you guys agree?

>>216644772
I'd tell the plurbs that all women on earth now can only wear underwear and must be topless. unless they're old women. those should stay away from me

>>216650864
>I'd tell the plurbs that all women on earth now can only wear underwear
Sure, here's your women in long-johns

>>216650855
That's the reddit stance now
We're hive enjoyers here

>>216650855
I don't think it's evil per say
Just as evil as your everyday virus or parasite
It's just it's nature to be retarded asshole that kills it's hosts

>>216650818
We're omnivores, cats are obligate carnivores and dogs eat mostly meat as well.
Most of the human diet tends to be grains and other plant material rather than plain meat.
Plus they have a surplus of human meat because of the nearly a billion deaths, which happened in accessible places while pets probably just got into a hole and died. Why go turning every other place looking for a dead cat that got somewhere and died.
One could even ask why jump straight to cannibalism that fast when theres already tons of stored better meat like beef and pork but I guess they might be saving those for the immune.

>>216649631
Butter Chrysalis

>>216650666
If you watched utopia with Freemason symbols all over it you know the answer

>>216650576
Can someone use AI to make them kiss

>>216650226
>>216650213
Making it obvious how much of a dog whistle it is
The vaxx stuff is so on the nose it's hilarious
Even moreso because I never took any of it and noticing normies get more plerbhivelike everyday

>>216650987
No I don't think that's possible

Did Vince Gilligan somehow forget that the main character is supposed to be the dynamic one pushing the action forward?

Carol is a fucking dull idiot who doesn’t even think to ask questions of the hive

Manousos is some autist who in one episode just travelled and was more interesting than Carol for all of her episodes

>>216646012
why can't they just eat mushrooms?

>>216651014
>>216651014
>>216651014

>>216650965
>One could even ask why jump straight to cannibalism that fast when theres already tons of stored better meat like beef and pork but I guess they might be saving those for the immune.
Are they going to let the bodies rot in the sun for 3 months before gathering them, and storing them all whole would take a lot of space, better to turn them into powder asap

>>216646216
you're also fucking the rat

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>>216651061
this has never and will never occur in the show

>>216650855
the hive is human from the future

>>216651003
It's literally a billion n dollar jerk off for his waifu and his rich masonic mates
I seriously hope people don't enjoy this garbage and just shitposting about this snorefest liking it ironically

>>216649894
>no I wouldn't go crazy, I would just spend years talking to people who aren't there
yeah, about that...