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Silent Night edition
Previous bread: >>216635616
No Gurpreet Allowed
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>>216654980
I'd watch it.
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>>216656231
This part of the film made me sad. The Santa guy was being nice to Art and even saud he looked good in the Santa suit.
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>>216656181
What film is a Gurpreet?
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>>216656529
It's an animal that's unwelcome in these parts
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>>216656508
RIP Santa
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fnaf thread
>>216656255
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>>216656637
I'm hoping I like it when I watch it.
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>>216656563
Why do you have that image?
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This wasn't that bad.
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>>216656801
I don’t like the anti nazi part. I will skip through the movie.
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>>216656829
my grandpa used to say the only good nazi is a dead nazi
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>>216656801
The original was really brought down by the robotic demeanor of Billy when he was in killer mode. Really fucking dull for someone having a total psychotic breakdown.
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Forget Christmas horror, I need some New Year's horror
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Better Watch Out is the superior Christmas horror movie. Still wish we got a sequel where he kills her in the hospital or gets away with it.
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Setting up a bank of films to watch in 2026, any suggestions?
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>>216656529
OP is poisoning the well in this thread because he’s being a petty butthurt homo. I don’t even know what gay slap fight was going on in the prior thread, but change your fucking tampon, OP.
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>>216657126
rokuroky: the promise of the witch
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>>216657160
Calm down. What are you even talking about? There was no "slap fight" in the last thread so nobody knows why you're mad.
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>>216657160
I remember a few threads ago you guys were already mentioning Gurpreet movies.
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>>216657230
Yeah everyone in this general knows who Gurpreet is lmao, I don't know why that anon is freaking out.
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>>216657251
Op is a butthurt loser.
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>>216656894
I might watch New Year's Evil and Y2K for for New Year's.
>>216656905
Love that one.
>>216657126
Recent-ish movies
>until dawn
>primitive war
>frogman
>dangerous animals
>jimmy and stiggs
>haunted ulster live
Random older movies
>cellar dweller
>trick or treat 1986
>lisa and the devil
>death game
>shakma
>matango
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>>216657290
Why are you mad at OP? Did you enter the thread just to bitch?
Post movies or go away.
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>>216657395
Op put a stain on the catalog
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>>216657506
What?
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>>216657395
I want to know what Gurpreet is.
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>>216657553
If you've been here before then you already know.
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>>216657160
>I don’t even know
>gets upset anyway
Yeah, that checks out.
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>>216656887
Was that before or after he was turned into a lampshade?
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>>216657572
I don’t frequently visit this general.
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>>216657643
Gurpreet is a gay indian redditor that spams here a lot. If you see off-topic nonsense it's usually him.
Welcome to /hor/ :)
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>>216657695
I don’t notice off-topic posting much and I am here a lot.
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>>216657745
Obvious lie
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>>216657745
You must be blind.
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Kinkikinki really drove home how much better found footage looks and feels when shot on old digital cameras (or at least made to look that way).
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>>216656529
>>216657695
Good rundown of Gurpreet for any anons who might be confused
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>>216657816
It's such a spooky "aesthetic."
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>>216654980
That's a great setup anon. Animating or wrangling a komodo dragon would be hard though.
When I was reading your post, I was sure that it was gonna go like this
>the trafficker finds himself shipwrecked on the island
>he's not alone though, one or more of the people he was human trafficking has also survived and aims at taking revenge or kill him so they can escape when a rescue ship arrives
Lots of directions you could go in.
>Three scantily clad sex slaves attempt to hunt him down and take revenge
>A monstrous semi-ape man hunts him down. The man thinks he was a native, but actually he was a curio on board being smuggled to a circus.
>A slave is on board and chases the guy around the island till he is ragged and covered in tar. When the rescue ship arrives, they take the trafficker into custody instead of the slave
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>>216656277
kiiiinoooo. gonna line up a rewatch of this.
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>>216658753
The ultimate Christmaskino.
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So apparently Cillian Murphy actually is in The Bone Temple. But (news spoiler I guess) he obviously survives since he's gonna be in a future film.
Also what the fuck is this new captcha, it's broken unless I use the old form.
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>>216659575
Modern mainstream films have too many blacks and female centric plot lines or sub plot.
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>>216659640
See the OP, this is a no Gurpreets thread. I did not consent to this reply.
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>>216656801
I like that the Corey Cunningham actor is appearing in more stuff, but I wonder if he’s going to be typecast as horror killers
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>>216659716
Based
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>>216656801
I might go see this tomorrow. All the kids are choosing FNAF so the theater should be better behaved.
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>>216659716
Consent is a cuck feminine term.
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>>216656181
>>216656231
Merry Christmas You Filthy Aniamls.
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>>216659787
>an indian "man" calling something feminine
Lmao
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>>216659874
Looks cool. I love the aesthetic of these "slasher" games.
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>>216660012
>an indian "man" calling something feminine
Indians haven’t faced heavy feminization and sissification for 80 years though
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>watching giallo
>dubbed into English
>English subs hard coded over other hard coded English subs
>None of these agree on the translation
As it should be
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>>216660200
You don't need it, you're already gay as fuck.
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>>216660469
I remember watching Suicide Club and thinking the lyrics to the ending song were really beautiful. And then I watched a different translation and they were totally different. Now I don't know what to think.
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>>216660200
statistically indians are they're becoming shorter, probably from malnutrition. also potbellied, almost Gremlin like. is that why they don't like Gremlins? perhaps. they don't like water (showering) either.
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>>216660605
>i'll prove i'm not a zesty faggot by posting a photo of a shirtless long haired man (who looks like he's wearing makeup too)
India's brightest mind.
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>>216660660
>retarded
>disgusting
>short
>destroy every area they go to
>nobody likes them
>kinda zesty
>multiply rapidly
Gremlins are disturbingly Indian-esque.
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>what if we make a movie where the wholesome, childrens characters is....LE BAD and LE SWEARS?
>EXPECTATIONS:SUBVERTED
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>>216660724
What are you referring to?
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>>216660724
Gif is the modern huwhite person
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For any tourists ITT: if you see someone vehemently claim there is no spam, it is 100% Gurpreet doing the nonstop spamming. He is an autistic, samefagging, habitually lying amnesiac that can be seen a mile away.
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>>216660754
Inb4 he seethes at this
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>>216660712
>kinda zesty
Entirely possible we see gay gremlin representation in G3.
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>>216660754
Tourist here, where is the spam?
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>>216660724
>subverts expectations
>queer-coded
>progressive subtext
>deconstructs the genre
>plays with tropes
>pokes fun at stereotypes
>parodies conventions
>meta narrative
>non-binary metaphors
>satirizes cliches
>flips the gender script
>timely in its message
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>>216659729
The movie is pretty much a Halloween Ends remake too.
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What went wrong?
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>>216660923
I don't remember the human side being that interesting. Well, I don't remember anything about the human side other than that Severance guy is in it.
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>>216660923
All of the actors in it being ugly
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>>216660923
It's kino though.
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>>216660952
It's trying to be like a dark comedy but no one in it is mean in a funny way. They just gave some characters right wing opinions and made the kids stupid.
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>>216659575
lol this new captcha is literally the easiest captcha on the interwebs.
Are you not clicking 'Next' after you get click 'Get Captcha' and do the captcha?
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Grave Encounters is legit free on jewtube right now. Just putting that out there.
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>>216661171
Gonjiam Haunted Asylum is pretty much a ripoff of this movie, but I prefer it over GE.
The execution is better.
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>>216661204
Both are good, I even liked Grave Encounters 2.
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>>216661204
>>216661237
Have you bros seen Session 9? Kinda reminds me of those.
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>>216661137
It might be 4chanX. The solving part is fine, but I'm getting an invalid error even though it says verification ain't required.
Fuggg and it made me reformat this post calling it spam.
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>>216661280
4ChanX is fine, but 4Chan-XT is broken.
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>>216661280
>it made me reformat this post calling it spam.
I had to do this with OP, I don't think it liked the imdb filename.
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Is /hor/ Team CW or Team Madison?
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>>216660754
feet
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>>216661351
>the stranglers
Hmm yeah I guess that's pretty scar-
>of bombay
Jesus fucking Christ, that's terrifying.
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Why was 2000s horror so absurdly kino? What are your favorites?
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Who Santas Slay here? Honestly, that shit was hilarious, it's poorly made but has so much soul.
>Santa sanitizes a stripper pole before ripping it out and killing someone with it

Also why the fuck do we have to do IQ test bullshit for captcha now? I hated nonverbal reasoning.
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>>216661256
Session 8 was good. I enjoyed VillMark Asylum too. Gotta watch the first movie now Dark Woods
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>>216661450
I watched it out of intrigue to see Bill Goldberg, but stayed for how comfy it was.
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>>216661427
Drag me to hell
Rec
Orphan
Cloverfield
Grindhouse
Shaun of the dead
The Mist
Trick r' treat
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wtf is this new catcha?
jfc this site is becoming unusable
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>>216661450
>>216661475
Definitely a fun and comfy flick. Great Christmas atmosphere.
>>216661467
>VillMark Asylum
Never heard of this, thanks for the rec.
>>216661499
Great list.
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>>216661427
The late 90s - 2009 films are so pure. They're trying to come up with unexpected plots and twists, but haven't yet decided to just molest the genre to death by subverting and spitting on it.
Some lesser rec'd favs
>Thirteen Ghosts
>The Midnight Meat Train
>Silent Hill
>Hatchet
>Dead End
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>>216661590
You forgot how fucking good House of Wax and See No Evil were
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>>216661382
Indeed, my friend.
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>>216661634
Oh and I guess The Hills Run Red. Honestly, that was pure schlockino
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sad news >>216661374
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>>216661590
Yeah it felt like they were trying to figure out "what to do next" in a way I find much more interesting and entertaining than the "subversive" approach that really ramped up in the 2010s.
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>>216661634
Never seen See No Evil. I'll check it out.
The special effects in House of Wax are so good. Especially the finale, it looks like a James Cameron tier epic.
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>>216661658
The killer in that one is awesome.
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If you like those kind of edgy 2000s-style slashers, you bros should watch Silent Night 2012
t. OP, and also the anon who made the 2000s Hostel post
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>>216661748
Is that so bad? Basically we get a big budget supernatural horror with ScarJo. I have no interest in more lore reference bullshit to the original.
If I had purchased the words "The Exorcist" for $400m I'm not sure I could come up with a better plan to get myself out of debt. She rescued the latest JP.
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>>216661748
Female walled roastie protagonist. Pass. Hard pass.
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>>216661848
>with ScarJo
Who the fuck wants to see that shit.
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>>216661861
You'll have to wait until next thread to post this Gurpreet. This is a no Gurpreet Edition.
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>>216661848
>it’s a fresh new concept that director Mike Flanagan purposely sought to distance from franchise lore.
what's the point of calling this movie "the exorcist" then?
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>>216661861
I wonder who could be behind this post?
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>>216661907
In built marketing basically. Same reason as Halloween III.
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who is your favorite non-franchise horror villain?

i like the mad doctor in from beyond

and not exactly a standalone but maniac cop's killer is cool
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>>216661861
I got a whiff of curry just from reading this kek
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>>216661957
Lmao
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>>216661921
there's a reason for halloween III, this one is just marketing, flanagan is too arrogant, I don't like him
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>>216661957
quick, give him a glass of milk
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>>216661869
She is so ugly and walled now and will ruin the Exorcist movie and turn it into some cringe girlboss dei bs. Not that black characters aren’t bad enough. I skipped the last movie already.
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>>216662015
>>216662024
Get dis pajigga some milk
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>>216661837
Op, what is a Gupreet?
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>>216661929
I fucking love The Prowlers military getup. People would find it too political now even if they stuck with the WWII gear. But you could totally do
>Gulf war vet comes back fucked in the head
>Murders his gf in the 90s and disappears
>Comes back years later in his gulf war gear
>Teens fight back and burn him badly
>At some point they enter a WWII museum
>He re-emerges after donning himself in new clothes in his original final boss mode outfit
Steal this idea hollywood jews.
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>>216662074
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>>216661929
Some picks of mine are
Baron de Laubardemont from The Devils
Mara from Village of the damned
Minnie and Roman from Rosemary's Baby
and Other Mother from Coraline
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>>216662015
>>216662040
>a glass of milk
I'm at the store right now, how about a whole gallon for 'preet? Even a janny could afford it on their immensely modest salary.
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>>216662084
>Comes back years later in his gulf war gear
Kino
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>>216662151
That shit would fuck 'preet up.
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>>216661982
Flanagan’s works are very female coded. Guy’s a cuck.
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>>216662227
Thoughts on this? >>216662151
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>>216662151
Adult men drinking milk. Grim.
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>milk
Poured
>hot women
Applauded
>gremlins
Started
Yep, it's kino time.
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>>216662272
Indians. Grim.
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>>216662151
You're about to break him
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>scarjo status
Walled. Irrelevant.
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>>216662328
>'preet status
Retarded. Poop-colored.
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>>216661748
Why would the they cast her? She is no longer eye candy. Movie will be some girlboss garbage.
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>>216662328
Well, apart from that film she just starred in that made almost a billion dollars.
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>>216662404
Cause of the ip.
>>216662370
She was such an eyesore.
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>>216662404
>scarjo
In major Hollywood blockbusters
>gurpreet
In the running for most hours spent on 4chan
Who do you think is really winning?
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>>216662248
Grown ass man drinking milk
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>>216656277
Whats this, it doesnt load
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>>216662507
What's the connection there?
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>>216662422
She really is an eye sore. So old. So walled. Distasteful. Unaesthetic.
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>>216662542
Favorite breakfast beverage?
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>>216662520
Gremlins
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>>216662542
Scarlett Johansson hits the wall andis now blaming the patriarchy after decades of profiting from roles that leaned heavily on sex appeal. Don’t support her garbage.
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>>216662507
ngmi
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>>216662601
>andis
Mmm
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>>216662601
She is so walled and bitter.
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>>216662542
>t. the most repulsive man alive
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>>216662644
That's the average Gremlins hater.
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Even a less demon could break her if she was in the Exorcist.
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>>216662685
The broken English + faceapp picture combo is so funny.
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>>216662644
Even a less milk could break him if he was in the kitchen.
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>>216662644
Thats timmies boss btw
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>>216662751
That's the guy who keeps calling Timmy's grandma asking for google play cards.
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favorite films from: stuart gordon and william lustig?
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>>216662633
>we will see what the HOA says about that!!
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>>216662782
kek
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>>216662782
>joke stolen from the last thread but delivered worse
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>>216662633
>erm!! I asked for triple caramel pumps! Not 2! Get me your manager! Now!
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>>216662685
She was always ugly, bro. Why are you so surprised?
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Have you seen this man?
Last seen at 4am on the Toronto subway playing a poor quality Tubi movie at loud volume. Responds to Grempreet.
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>>216662926
Laughed out loud when I expanded the image
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>>216662843
I made the joke from last thread
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>>216662685
That’s a man.
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>>216656277
Why is this never talked about when it comes to christmas movies? I just watched it for the first time and it's comfy and more christmas themed and family friendly than Die Hard or whatever.
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>>216662957
kek no you didn't faggot I still have that loaded up in paint
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>>216663121
>Why is this never talked about when it comes to christmas movies?
/hor/ talks about it
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>>216663121
WTF is it?
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>>216662957
>>216663360
Oh no no no...
'preet exposed for joke stealing.
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>>216663415
Gremlins
Not to be confused with Grempreet
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>>216662926
What happens if you give him milk after midnight?
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>>216663398
Deathstalker had a few of these Matte painting effects. They're digital but so simple for expanding a world.
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>>216663506
He turns into a loser manchild
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M3GAN bombed hard enough they're pulling soulm7te. Maybe they're removing the references to the threegan universe and gonna launch it with a different name when everyone has forgotten.
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>>216663652
lmao
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>>216663758
jason blum wants every movie to build a franchise, he needs to stop, some movies deserve to expand their universe, like the purge and some movies don't like megan
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>>216663758
>soulma8te dropped
nooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>216662323
>You're about to break him
I already did that over a year and a half ago.

>>216662926
>>216663443
>that edit
>Grempreet
Holy fucking kek
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>>216662926
kek
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>>216663652
Nothing changes?
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>>216663813
they're all chasing the MCU bucks. It worked for Conjuring, that La Lorona one made $100m just because of a stray comment.
meanwhile the og monsters all languish instead of hanging out together in a castle.
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>>216662151
A guy dressed like a child took this pic infront of the fridge.
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>>216664002
>t. 'rempreet
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>>216661748
Looks like it's starring a boy as well. Which means this is probably going to be a gender flipped version of the original. Fucking boring if you ask me.
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>>216664052
The last movie was some ugly black girl
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I told you, milk is biggest fear
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>>216662926
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>>216661427
Not as many showstopper amazing films after 01 but lots of solid 8/10 films. Like The Ruins and Splinter.
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>>216662644
>>216662926
What is wrong with Tubi?
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>>216664858
>t. Lowlifes spammer
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>>216664038
Kek
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>>216662644
This guy looks like my boss, I am white.
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>>216665290
Loser.
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>>216665290
>>216665507
>comes back hours later to seethe
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Josh hutcherson is the worst actor of 2020s
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>tfw no goth gf
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>>216656181
can i reply
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Almost wound up on another Argento kick after watching Tenebre for probably the final time this year, but I swerved out of it with Delirium (the 1987 one, with the titty magazine and the eyeball head)
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speaking of tubi, watch cabin girl
>tfw no cabin girl gf
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>>216666211
That one was pretty fun
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>>216666211
I saw this and was the first to recommend it
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>>216666325
No that other anon was. I decree it now.
>>216666211
Congratulations anon.
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>>216662778
>stuart gordon
Castle Freak
>william lustig
Maniac Cop 2
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>>216662778
Castle Freak
Maniac
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>>216666211
>>216666576
I recommend the Girl in Cabin 13
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>>216666934
Yeah and you should be shot out of a cannon into the ganges for it
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>>216666174
I have only seen Tenebrae and Phenomena. Maybe Supsiria when I was young but I don't remember anything from it.
I keep saving them for a special time and it never comes.
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>>216667045
What?
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>>216667118
It's Suspriiiia anon, not Susiria
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more Christmas kino for today
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I just put this on.
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>>216667600
mostly the same kino but worth it
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>>216657371
>Until Dawn
>Frogman
>Haunted Ulster Live
>Cellar Dweller
>Trick or Treat
Already seen these but the rest are noted
>>216657177
Looks interesting, noted.
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how is the my bloody valentine remake
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>>216668017
booby
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>>216668017
Worth a watch. It's a 3D era film, so has moments on the hammy side. But not a travesty if you can handle films that.
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>>216667602
Surprised you aren't currently liveblogging and samefagging about it.
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why did people say this was a horror film?
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>>216667602
Just finished this. Don’t really recommend it.
>>216668459
Should I have done that? Is that what people usually do here?
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>>216668589
please tell me you actually watched it kek
>Kriminal
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>>216668599
Yes, you also take pictures of your Acer laptop on your phone and post them here like a boomer.
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>>216668640
That’s not me
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Tonight’s movie is the Decedent from Tubi
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I simp so hard for her, bros
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>>216668599
slap.webm
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>>216668754
?
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>>216667605
it was actually pretty funny once I fastforwarded through the flashbacks.
I think the director forgot he was making a christmas film though.
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>>216668852
it makes logical british sense that the sequel to a christmas movie is a "boxing day" movie but it doesn't really mean shit here
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>>216668749
How’s the movie?
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>>216668749
This movie reminds me of the Autopsy of Jane Doe
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>>216669099
You remind me of Gurpreet, Gurpreet.
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>>216669070
Pretty good so far.
>>216669099
Yeah it is definitely me those vibes.
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>>216656231
next year is going to be a Terrifier Christmas
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>>216668749
It's pretty good. It was directed by Onyx the Fortuitous who also did Frankenbabes from Beyond the Grave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8QUbZQ2rYQ
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>>216669099
I enjoyed that movie. It is one of my faves.
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>>216669162
Not interested at all
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>>216669144
shut it samefag
>>216669168
an actual human capable of sentences in english
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>>216669233
No-one is interested in your opinion. This is a no Gurpreet thread, remember.
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>>216669233
you will watch it
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>>216669162
The fourth movie will definitely be slop. Let it go. Just let it go.
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>>216669262
Movie is already on our banned list
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>>216669265
what is it about Art that causes such severe butthurt?
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>>216669265
You need to let /hor/ go, brownie.
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>>216669070
It is definitely picking up now
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jeets in overdrive.
that movie ain't getting watched.
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>>216666654
>>216666877
aight I'm watching castle freak
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>>216669290
We don’t like slop around here.
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>>216669304
What are you talking about? Are you drunk?
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>>216669346
Literally all you watch is Tubi slop. 1 star money laundering films
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>>216669328
Jeet means victory
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>>216669380
do you have a word for toilet yet?
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>>216669377
Nta but why do you pretend you know who is who?
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>>216669377
i sometimes watch tubi slop and 1 star is generous, true exploitation experience though
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>>216669416
nta but kill yourself.
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>>216668749
The FF?
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>>216669470
Yeah
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>>216669446
Nobody actually cares, everyone is just tired of the endless samefagging.
I'll watch a rare one if there's a spark about it. like Hot Spring Shark Attack, though I wouldn't recommend it.
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>>216669518
What samefagging?
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>>216656829
bye, Felicia
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>>216669162
All together now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PGUpSSz9Mw
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>>216669572
oh right that's out now, gotta watch that
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>>216669572
I won’t be watching the Silent Night Deadly Night movie
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>Christmas Nightmare

Santa handling some cool weapons in this
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>>216669070
Just finished it and I thought it was okay. You can check it out if you want to.
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>What samefagging?
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Just finished. What is this? Troma distributed Belgian movie with Fred Williamson and Jill Schoelen as cops and Paul Naschy, who has no dialogue and gets stabbed to death in the first minute. A couple, Daryl Hannah's brother and Lisa Gaye, who was the tall haired teacher from Nuke em High 2, get into a car crash and are rescued by a cute Isabella Rossellini type. She turns out to be insane and thinks Lisa is her sister, and keeps them captive by dragging them, and plans to bury Don alive in her garden, where she's been burying murder victims for years apparently (this part is never explained.) Fortunately, Lisa is actually an escaped serial killer who Don picked up hitchhiking and she stabs the first serial killer to death. Don, who had been buried in the meantime, digs himself out of his grave with a trowel but also accidentally stabs Lisa in the spine with it in the process. Movie ends with her paralyzed from the neck down in a mental hospital. Lol. Director never made anything else and I have no idea how he got these people in his movie.
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>>216670234
Looks like Tony Hawk. Easy paycheck for Naschy I guess.
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>>216670234
>Lisa Gaye
I will now watch your movie
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>>216670598
prime khazar milkers
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So what was the deal with eels ?
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I finished Into Nightmares on tubi since you guys kept mentioning it. It was okay.
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>>216670795
they were hungry
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>>216670806
Archives say it's literally never mentioned on this board before. Go shill somewhere else faggot.
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Bro I can't believe the japs from FromSoftware gave a beloved game like Elden Ring to the absolute hack Alex Fartland to make an adaptation
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killing nazis is based as fuck
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>>216671003
I hate him so much bro. It's like he made Dredd as a trojan horse to get inside and ruin more movies.
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>>216671044
Did he really made Dredd? There's a reason why he isn't credited as the director, if you look at what type of dogshit he is doing now make sense I guess
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>>216671144
I always imagined it was a wrestle between a few of them. On one hand the Ma-Ma character is pure Garland, on the other hand Thirlby's character almost getting raped by a pack of swarthy criminals only to be saved by Dredd seems like it was someone else.
Even worse news is the rumour that Taika Waititi wants to direct the next JD film...
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>>216670853
Meds
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Just finished. Comfy portrait of a psycho drama starring the always great Victor Buono. He's got a doll fetish and an overbearing mother, naturally, and breaks into strange nurses' apartments before strangling them with their stockings. I love the furniture and clothing in movies from this era, all the girls seem to have stuffed poodles, lol. Victor falls for a girl who runs the hoop throwing booth at a pinball arcade and you can guess how that turns out. Old fashioned stuff but I liked it.
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>>216671381
I'm not a big true crime person but I was reading Ed Kempers wikipedia today and it was amusing that he had the overbearing mother figure.
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>>216671381
Ill check it out
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>>216670819
I believe they were meant to be soul sucking parasites
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There should be more storm horror films. Probably expensive, but they're kino.
I know Crawl, and Storm of the Century.
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Just finished. Ok, this is not going to be for everybody, but I fucking loved it. the cut I watched was called The Sensuous Sorceress, and 22 minutes shorter than the listed time on IMDb, so that might explain why mine seemed a little disjointed. That honestly didn't bother me, I loved how scenes often seemed just barely related, and a more coherent cut might ruin some of the magic for me. Swedish witch movie about a priest and his pregnant wife who have a close female friend who is DEFINITELY a witch. I can vouch for this because the first fucking shot is of a contract vowing her allegiance to Satan being written in blood. The story, such as it is, is of her executing some sort of vague evil business over the couple, and killing anyone who starts catching on to her. What exactly she's hoping to accomplish is unclear and I don't care what it is. The movie fucking gorgeous, all the colors look like old travel photos or postcards. The clothing and especially the women are breathtaking, I stopped the movie the first shot the lead actress was in to find out who she was (she didn't have a long career, but managed to work with Fellini, Pasolini, and Elio Petri during it.) There's this comforting stillness and warmth to the whole thing, this is one of the least hysterical horror movies I can think of. Instant favorite, but this is for people who have dug deep into the horror well already, the story is miniature, this is all about the simple pleasure of looking at beautiful things and people with the extra bitterness of it being about some girl devoted to evil as flavoring. .I'm going to hunt down the full cut for sure if it exists.
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>>216672476
Anita Sanders on the left as the pregnant and innocent Anna, Solveig Andersson as the evil Hedvig.
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>>216672503
Solveig during the climax. She showed up in some Jap produced roman porno series called Swedish Porno that I absolutely must hunt down now.
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Just watched the empty man, breddy goob. Not what I'd call scary, but neat idea, pretty well executed, final act felt a bit rushed but it was already over 2 hours so I understand.
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>>216672361
Ravenous 1999?
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>>216672361
It's raining pretty much the whole time during Dagon
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>>216672522
playful Hedvig
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>>216669162
Based
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>>216669557
How do you not get tired of this? I would end my existence if I was forced to do what you willingly subject yourself to every fuckin day.
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>>216669304
This.
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>>216667733
>Already seen these but the rest are noted
Based /hor/ watcher, I hope you enjoy the rest.
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>>216672361
>There should be more storm horror films.
Agreed, I love the atmosphere.
Storms would be fun as fuck irl if they didn't constantly knock the power out and interrupt my kinos.
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>>216662926
Movies for this feel?
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>>216656801
Nearest theater is 40 miles away and I have no car. Guess I'm not seeing it.
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>>216656181
Horror general, what's your take on this?
>>216670676

Also is it true? do horror movies get smaller boobed looking women than comedy movies?
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>>216660743
Bad Santa I guess. Which is a cool movie for Christmas as it represe this website the best.
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>>216670147
He's retarded.
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Niggas
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>>216674221
Specie was demure and unaffected which enabled her to be an effective predator
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>>216656801
I live within walking distance of a theater playing this and I'm still not seeing it jej
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>>216675400
Watch Silent Night 2012 instead.
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Baking
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Baked:
>>216676839
>>216676839
>>216676839



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