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>>216635616
Her chest looks like a delicious urinal for me, begging to be utilized after my 12 pack.
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>>216635616
McKenna Grace has Mar-a-Lago face
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>>216635578
Ok I'm re-reading to try and
>they all have a small minority that's great & shit and then the rest fall in-between
I don't consider any of the films released this year to be great, so this isn't true. Nothing comes close to Alien.
>You must compare the entire catalog from the year.
I don't actually think you do. My personal judgement is that I'd rather a film with 10 classic films and 90 duds than a year with 100 meh films. And whether there's 90 duds or 9000, I primarily care about the 10 classics.
Saying "All years are exactly the same" makes no sense. Different years are different.
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>>216635583
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>>216635780
Yep, you're clearly retarded. You can't even understand how to objectively judge shit, and instead instantly only think about your own opinion and way of thinking. Congrats, you got filtered for being too damn retarded. Reply more, won't see it. I know you can't resist.
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>>216635707
>Well, I guess we'll see what the Home Owners association has to say about that
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>>216635868
You literally can't explain your own argument. I'm not even sure what I'd reply to.
>You're wrong that 2+2=4, and you're a RETARD if you can't see what it really equals, which is a number I will not be saying.
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>>216635892
Best post on /tv/ today.
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Nice Slovakian irl horror movie. It's from the same director that did Nightsiren (2022)
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>>216635892
>>216635616
bitch already hit the wall lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>216635616
Was anyone blindsided by the ending of this? I know it's sequel bait but it was a downer.
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>>216635616
Mknennas been around for a little while but she's been promoted a ton since last year and now with Mason Thames who's been in 2 big movies and an indie one with her. She is hot but also looks a bit odd like weird hot
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>>216635616
I love smol blonde
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>>216635616
How dare that fucking whore stand next to my goddess Kenny
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>>216635616
Reminder to watch Anniversary. Mckenna Grace delivers an explosive performance in this one.
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>>216636174
Lail is gorgeous, impressive since she's in her 30s
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>>216635892
God I wanna cum on her face so bad.

>>216636286
Her too, to a lesser degree.
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Hokum teaser from Oddity/Caveat director
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFmbY2o4tt0
might want to avoid if you want to go into it completely clean but mark this down on your impending kino calendar. comes out May 2026.
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Killer Whale trailer as well. I'm hoping both this and Renny Harlins film are good. Looks promising, comes out Jan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBS7YtckutU
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>>216636545
Based
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2026 is the year of horror
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>>216636286
Based fellow flat-chested plain white woman enjoyer.
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>here's your new Jordan Peele bro
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>>216636174
I don't see the problem. They both look like whores to me although Kenny should be showing off her nipples as well.

Two whores? No problem! Skullfuck both!
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>>216637497
>chuds still can't get over Jordan Peele
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>>216635616
Too old
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yuck
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>>216637497
i don't think his film will be about race tho
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>>216637298
This year has been the most underrated year for horror ever
>Shaman
>Else
>Together
>Final Destination Bloodlines
>Hell House
>Influencers
>Hallow Road
>Presense
>The Conjuring 4
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>>216637737
what if it stars an indian family of werewolves
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>>216635892
Jarvis, remove all her make up
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>>216637678
>>216637806
Enjoy your vacation, Pisscuckjeetspammer?
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>>216636286
> in her 30s
yuck
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>Gurpreet is out of his cuck cage
rip
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>>216636286
Gramps hands typed this post
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>>216637828
I am actually not him. I have been posting all throughout the generals.
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>>216637914
I only 47
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>>216637768
>Black Phone 2
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What is it with this place and reposting the same images and topics every general?
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>>216638217
I am not sure but the op image has been spammed endlessly for days.
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>>216635892
High definition cameras were a mistake
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sad news >>216634893
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>>216638312
>spammed endlessly
>for days
it's almost like a new movie came out
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>>216637768
>It Feeds
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>>216638334
that's a fucking awful combo
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>>216636341
Call me daddy
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>>216635892
>her face when the epstein hoax is brought up
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>>216635892
Pass
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>>216635616
Who is that tranny on the left?
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>>216638356
Actress + aging = bad combo
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>gurpreet returns
>instantly spams every autistic tic he has
think I'm out
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>>216635616
They both look like men
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>>216635892
>anon..will you love me when i’m old?
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>>216636122
Smol blond man
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>>216633304
Yeah I usually dont but three seasons seemed concise and the first season was really good. But then of course they hit it big and the executives demand they pad out the story lmfao. It's so sad man. The lead actor is pretty good but you can tell he kinda runs out of juice like he's doing the same thing. Oh well.
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>>216636341
>heres that 18 year old I was telling you about
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>>216638337
Yeah, a week ago
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Girl on the right has too much slap on. Girl on the left is a decade older and looks younger some how.
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Anyone see Influencers?
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>>216639143
Loved it.
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>>216639143
i've seen many influencers
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>>216635616
I want her to play Jill in a live action RE film.
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Anyone got Frightmares by Todd Jason Cook
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>>216639579
Elizabeth or McKenna?
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I'm having an 80's marathon

Looker
Evilspeak
Re-Animator
Nightmare on Elm Street 2
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>>216639579
She's cute but need bigger tits
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>>216639648
Elizabeth for marriage
McKenna as my piece on the side
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>>216639686
I meant for RE
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>>216639756
FOR RECREATION
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>>216635707
Bro, you have no idea what Mar-a-Lago face looks like
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>>216639876
She looks too old girlbossy.
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>>216639876
Simps gonna simp
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>>216636265
An almost full white cast in 2025? How evil are the white characters?
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>>216636341
why does she look so old? She isnt even 30 yet. Zoomers either look like babies or geriatrics no inbetween.
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Lail is mogging her hard. How do you make a shill thread where your client is the one being mogged?
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>>216639632
>lost anthology
Rip. Any of his other films good?
I'm on the hunt for Junk World, it's on Japanese Amazon but they won't let me buy it.
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>>216640346
She isn’t 30? I thought she was mid 40s.
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>>216635892
I think she's the same, I think she just has one of those faces where she looks way prettier when smiling
Rhea Seehorn is the same. She's like 50 but her smile is so cute it deages her
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> She's like 50 but her smile is so cute
Welcome to /hor/
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>>216641029
Lmao. You just summed up /hor/
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>>216641029
>She's like 50 but her smile is so cute
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who's the midge with the granny face
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>>216640995
90 year old hands typed this post
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Speaking of new horror whores

What do you all think of Chucky's Carina Battrick? She really seems to like horror
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>>216641135
50 or 70 year olds, call it
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>>216641158
Wrong thread
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>>216641158
looking for an image of her jewgle sent me to her facebook page. apparently managed by her parents, but it's psychotic to put that many pictures of your kid out there. I guess they really want her to be the next big thing. maybe it'll work.
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>>216641029
that was actually my first post ever here kek. is this a hag lover general? based but I thought they cast mostly young people for horror
this isn't one of those passive aggressive generals where anons dont give eachother their hard earned (you)s I hope
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>>216641171
>IMG_3501.jpg
you are 30 and indian
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>>216641213
I thought this was the horror thread

Or is this the Kenny goon thread
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>>216641300
>>216641257
This is just a hagposting thread. We are over 50 here.
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Putting this on. I wonder if the 5th kind is anal probing.
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>>216641240
She has a YouTube channel where she and her sister reenact scenes from mostly horror movies and sometimes Clueless
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>>216641029
kek ikr
the state of this place
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I think she's the same, I think she just has one of those faces where she looks way prettier when smiling
Heather Langenkamp is the same. She's like 50 but her smile is so cute it deages her
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>>216635616
She needs to play Samus
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>>216641481
That’s a man.
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>>216641481
she's got the zero suit down
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>3rd world nips
worst /hor/ of 2025
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>>216641602
post that collage picture of her through the years
kino
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>>216641654
No thanks
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>>216641629
you reckon she ever actually played any of the fnaf games?
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>>216641691
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>>216641753
cute asf
wish she'd ride me and watch whilst i played all the fnaf games in order
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>Influencers is almost 2 hours long
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>>216641629
Haven't played the games but the Marionette was actually kind of cool, in puppet form. At least, when it came out of the floor, that seemed like good creepypasta material.
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>>216641691
Sure she's a zoomer. Zoomers like FNAF, right?

What's the appeal of FNAF anyway? It looks like one of those goofy Source horror mods people were making like ten years ago what with Slenderman, SCP, Freddy VS Jason monster mash, etc.
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>>216642022
she probably watched markiplier fnaf videos when she in her early teens
the first three games are actually pretty kino. genuinely well made games with good scare factor, story, sound effects
after fnaf 3 in 2015 it all turned to slop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhKlCp5Sh9I
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>>216641029
Amanda Fix is young and has a cute smile
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>>216636286
I love her ever since her Frozen days.
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>>216642280
Cute!
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>>216636729
not a trailer guy but man I've got a bad feeling about this with Damien McCarthy going mainstream. starring Adam smug irony prick Scott with "from the Longlegs" meme producers
gotta play the game I guess. better Neon than A24 anyways and they'll definitely get eyeballs on it.
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>>216636776
Ona related note I could never get into the film Orca (1977). Felt way too melodramatic and leaned into the "dude the whales are literally just like people!" angle instead of letting the fact that it's a living thing speak for itself.
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>>216642694
That's one thing that's awesome about Jaws. It doesn't really treat the sharks as anything other than a pissed off force of nature.
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Seethe.
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>>216643061
No, but really, look at this cocky teenage Latina coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much.
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>>216636729
>>216642693
thought Caveat wasnt great but loved Oddity, probably one of the best horrors in a long time
having the same apprehension about those elements in this 3rd film
hope he can keep making good stuff
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>>216641481
why only one nipple
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>>216643146
also, do you think that bell is the cursed bellhop bell from Oddity?
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>>216643093
Simp.
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>>216643061
that's a man
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>>216643259
or a young boy
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Influencers was surprisingly entertaining. I enjoyed it very mucho.
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>>216635616
Mogged
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>>216643515
I don't watch any films from the banned list >>216637768
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>>216636341
not near my computer right now but pretend I posted an image that illustrates just how badly I want to plow this hot little fuckmeat
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>>216643571
a classic
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any good christmas horror? i just watched the one movie with the thing and they go to the thing and it's all "WHAMBOOM SKIDOO!" and thought it was p good no cap frfr.
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>Shaman
>Else
>Together
>Final Destination Bloodlines
>Hell House
>Influencers
>Hallow Road
>Wormtown
>Presense
>The Conjuring 4
>Black Phone 2
>Dream Eater
>Shelby Oaks
So many good movies this year.
Has anyone seen Bamboo Revenge? French horror movie but I can’t find a stream with Eng subs.
Also, tonight’s movie is Strange Harvest
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who keeps funding him?
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>>216643613
Your bar is low because every one of those movies sucked ass except maybe bloodlines
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>>216643619
Literal who
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>>216643613
>Wormtown
Is that the place they hold the indian poop festival?
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>>216643619
He's printing money even when the films are average. From an economic point of view, that's a horse to bet on.
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>>216643650
Lemme guess, your top films
>Companions
>Megan 2.0
>Terrifier 3
>Sinners
>Strange Darling
>Oddity
>Dangerous Animals
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>>216635986
That's listed as a drama in IMDB.
>A successful man's perfect life shatters when his baby disappears from daycare. His wife's frantic call reveals a devastating truth about a memory lapse known as Forgotten Baby Syndrome, joining countless similar tragedies.
What game are you playing, anon?
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>>216643619
Me, he is the best out there these days, saving horror
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>>216643702
Reddit ahh list
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>>216643702
those sucked ass too, i think 2026 is the worst year for horror in the history of cinema
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>>216643702
multiple of those came out in 2023 you down syndrome chimp
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>>216643702
no
>pokemon the first movie
>nutty professor
>shrek
>home alone
>batman the one with bane
>spider-man 1
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>>216643721
Cope. Those movies are definitely on that cuck’s list.
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>>216643708
lmao you have shit taste
Blackcoat's was good
I am the Pretty Thing was ok
everything else has been increasingly shit
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>>216643702
Don’t forget Bring Her Back!
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Top horror films of 2025 for redditors
>Terrifier 3
>Megan 2.0
>Bring Her Back
>Sinners
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>>216643720
truth, even though you said 2026, which will probably also be terrible
>>216643771
also truth
>>216643792
you are brown
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>>216643792
Go back.
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>>216643792
What’s sad is many here enjoyed those films and definitely made their top lists.
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2025 is only a good year for horror because of Oddity
shit on my taste if you want but i really like that one
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>>216643771
>Blackcoat's was good
Goes to show what a kino cast can do. I mean the plot was good and I really liked the ending, but pleasant cast.
>>216643841
>Oddity
That came out 2024. Are you all having seizures.
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>>216643841
If you've seen caveat you've seen every single movie that director will make for the rest of his life
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>>216643771
Name 3 better than him, you can't, people know what's good >>216643696
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>>216643881
James Wan
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>Yes this dialect... it's in ancient Sumerian... with some pre-ancient Greek... and Proto-Elamite footnotes.... yes, you won't believe this but it describes the exact demon you've been seeing. Good thing you had me, your best friend and coincidentally Professor of Ancient Languages.
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>>216643881
“People” enjoy Sinners
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>>216643910
James Wan is from a different era, early 2000s, he doesn't make movies anymore
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>>216643985
His legacy lives on. Conjuring 4. The Monkey. Megan 1&2
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>>216643856
>That came out 2024
ok, then nevermind
2025 was dogshit for horror
>>216643869
he's only made 2 movies and oddity was way better than caveat
youre dumb
>>216643881
just because no one is making good horror doesn't mean perkins is making good horror
>people
lmao, faggot
also Malignant was kino and not that long ago
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>>216643985
He's like Del Toro where there's retarded news cycles for all the imaginary films he has lined up next.
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>>216644043
>Malignant
5 years ago, he is a producer now, you can't 3 better tho
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>>216644071
none better on a pile of shit is still a pile of shit, you faggot idiot
also the Oddity guy is much better
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>>216644096
NTA but I actually have hope for his third film. Don't know anything about the actor because I don't watch TV shows, but he's a big name right. Which means for the first time he's been given a decent budget.
At the very least, there will be a brutal pants-shitting jumpscare.
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>>216635616
Is the woman on the left peak female beauty? Or am I overrating her because I am brown. She is better than the usual ones like Sydney Sweeney
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>>216644096
>can't name 3
okay bye faggot, NEXT
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>>216641171
Im not gonna call it.
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>>216644231
sorry your dad was a faggot, oz
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>>216644269
see >>216644231
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How do you make sure your horror movies are queer-friendly and not racist or transphobic before you watch them? Is there a website that'll tell me which ones to avoid?
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>>216644294
you should read a few more of her reviews and learn a thing or two chuddy. /hor/ supports and respects SJB even if we don't always agree with her
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>>216644216
She's up there, I say that mainly because she looks really good in motion. Sydney relies on her smile.
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>>216644294
>When will people realize
That stupid bitch (male) is crying about a film almost 30 years old. Guarantee they were calling people faggots in highschool.
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Don’t Go into the Woods
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>>216644291
kek
oz, your movies are going downhill buddy
>>216644135
im hopeful, too
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There should be a flat earth horror film. The govt is keeping this from us and terrible things happen when you go near the rim.
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>>216644543
you lost friend, move on, call me faggot again, won't change the fact that you're a stupid kiddo with not a single argument, perkins will keep making money and you will seethe even harder, keep crying zoomy zoomy
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>>216644294
How about just read her reviews on horror flicks
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mail call
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>>216644547
This could be a good scifi horror comedy
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>>216644807
god damn boomers were horny
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>>216643515
Yeah, it's good. Total dementkino. The movie has fucking everything in it, even including a 4chan cameo.
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>>216644807
I seen the left one
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>>216644858
Yeah. But the first movie I turned off within 15 minutes. Only the sequel is good. First movie was wayy too girl bossy. Good thing I saw the second one first cause I would have skipped both movies.
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>>216644858
fun fact, this is the thread they edited photoshopped
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/487747726/
the words "fake and gay" did appear in it, kek
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>>216644294
Very first person I blocked on Letterboxd. You have no idea how greatly that block button improves the experience. Use it liberally.
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>>216644852
>god damn boomers were lead-brained
ftfy
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>>216644651
the argument wasnt that his movies didnt make money
or that there were a lot of good horror directors out there
the argument was that oz's movies are increasingly shit and he sucks with a gay dad lmao
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>>216638434
'preet's been busy tonight after his recent ban. Lots of IMG posting.
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Just finished Strange Harvest. What a year for horror.
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>>216645167
they were right to bully Carrie over this fashion disaster
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>>216645010
That's the ONLY person I have blocked on there and it should be a prerequisite, honestly.
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>>216645185
Good movie. Can’t wait for the sequel.
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>>216635892
She looks like Hiyori from One Piece
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>>216640314
>An almost full white cast in 2025? How evil are the white characters?
They lead a racist movement that sweeps america and forces liberals to say the pledge of allegiance.
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Saw the Mannequin on Tubi last night
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>>216641602
holy kino...she just gets better
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>>216645103
and you lost like a whiny zoomy, NEXT
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The Fourth Kind was pretty good actually. At least, in the dearth of good alium films it stands out for actually having some moments of real suspense.
Mila's not the best actor when she's playing it straight, but her strength is in the teary eyed hysterical blubbery stuff.
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>>216641481
I was always fantasizing Elizabeth Olsen but this is a good Elizabeth too.
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>>216644547
I think I'd like to see an analog scifi horror film about Hollow Earth. Something like The Abyss, Sphere, The Descent, As Above Down Below, Iron Sky, and Journey to the Center of the Earth combined.
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>>216641691
>>216641753
McKenna Grace being "well known" out of the cast pretty much proved that she begged to be in the movie because she's a fan.
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>>216645492
You could do a Pontypool style film I guess. Like they're in a giant drill or being lowered into the depths in an elevator. And hearing through the radio that things aren't as expected.
idk what this Iron Lung film is gonna be like, but I assume something similar.
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>>216645430
that makes no sense
no wonder your scripts are so stupid, oz
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>>216644665
>her
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>>216644665
That's a tranny, m8
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>>216645887
nice
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>>216645950
nice
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>>216645429
This
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Thoughts on the Alien show i didn’t watch which I am purely using as an excuse to post a pic of Sydney Chandler? Hmmm interesting perspective thanks anon!
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>>216646137
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>it’s a hot granny thread
Based. Nominating this 57 year old Russian midge.
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>>216646188
Is this Millie Bobby Brown?
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>>216646188
She used to look like this
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Why do they age so poorly?
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>>216646279
Because women have a reproductive expiration date, and their appearance signals whether they've reached it or not. It's just biology.
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>>216646172
I never even watched it but I've seen webms of this chick and she's super hot.
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>>216646324
But I am a 45 year old woman and I am just hitting my prime.
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>>216646324
I can only imagine how much seethe roasties/actresses have with this.
>>216646357
Quite a few bitches have said this to me after I told them female prime is 18-21.
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pissy you have never spoken to a woman while making eye contact shaddap
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>>216646487
Seriously lmao
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>>216645959
there's also an elvira x vincent price crossover comic
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>>216646645
Do they decorate eggs?
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Passive aggressively replying while not tagging the post.
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>>216646669
haven't got far but there's a few issues
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>>216646357
Post thighs
>>216646482
Female prime is more like 25-26. They gotta get their womanly fat on their thighs and ass first
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I liked the new silent night, deadly night
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>>216646913
oof
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>>216647062
oof
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>>216646936
naughty
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>>216646487
Not him but I hope she sees this bro
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>>216647191
She will, thanks.
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>>216646313
Her looks/career declined very rapidly just like that other actress. What was her name? Wyona Ryder.
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>>216647288
stop spamming pissjeet. you're a waifufag at this point.
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>>216647317
Is it him?
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Anyone see Hag on Tubi?
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>>216647213
>W.A.S.P.
That music video they briefly watch on the TV is from The Dungeonmaster, another fun Empire film
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>>216647431
No, we watch Lowlifes on Tubi
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>“They are working on [a new F13 film], that I can promise you, because I’ve heard of it and because I have that direct communication with them, it’s there. So that’s really happening. And yes, they have reached out [to me about it]. As have other people. I can’t say too much, but I will say that I have given my two cents, I have given them my take, and right now it’s in their court and we’ll go from there.”
that's from the director of the new Jason Universe short film, also the new SNDN director. Maybe SNDN is his runup.
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>>216635616
FNAF2 is nearing a Fazzillion Dollars (200million) and will probably get close to the originals box office.
Lillard won, take that Smellintino.
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Just finished. Should've been better. Wasn't outrageous enough. I really like Rossif Sutherland.
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>>216647546
Kinda boring from when I skipped through it…guess I can try again tomorrow.
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>>216647546
Wasn't terrible but yeah could have been better. I like Mein Fuhrerman, but it would have been much better recast with an actually girl. The hobbit/gandalf tricks didn't do it for me.
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>>216647546
>the part where she steals the car, puts on Maniac, applies lipstick and sunglasses and starts smoking
Absolute cinema. I liked it more than the first because it is campier and more silly but I agree not enough. The next one will be even more silly with Fuhrman even older and even more clearly not a child so I hope that makes them lean into the absurdity even more than they did in First Kill.
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>>216647643
Does she still have hairy arms?
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>>216647643
Am i weird for still wanting to treat her like a sexy nymphet step daughter
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>>216647759
Isabelle Furrhands
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>>216644807
I don't have a picture but I had my own mail call today with blu-rays of Hiruko the Goblin (might watch tomorrow) and Scarecrows (1988) (seen it before but happy to have it in my collection)
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>>216647466
I still don't understand why they didn't continue making them after 2009s success.
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>>216648099
>Scarecrows (1988)
looks sweet
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>>216648640
The wikipedia page says
>In June 2013, Warner Bros. relinquished their film rights to the Friday the 13th franchise to Paramount.
>The rights to the franchise reverted to New Line/Warners in 2018
But regardless it does seem like if you made $93m from a $20m budget, that's money in the bank and you'd be hard press to lose money on a sequel.
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Just finished. Patience obliterating Italian nonsense that I was shocked I'd never heard of, but having seen it I now get why. This is the flimsiest premise stretched as thin as it will go. There are some archaeologists and they've uncovered a long lost tomb in the Roman catacombs thanks to drilling for a new subway tunnel. There's an altar for human sacrifice inside it and SOMETHING else. Like, something. I dunno what it is. Nobody does. But it's evil, ya know. This is the whole first hour. There's a tomb, and there's something. That's all you get for two thirds of the movie. Nothing happens. They found the tomb, and they spend a lot of time establishing that there are people around it. At one hour, whatever the thing is finally starts killing them one at a time, but mostly off screen. They've got one monster hand that grabs them after they spend a while in the tomb calling out "is someone there?" and they milk that shit. After the hand has finished grabbing everybody, it abducts the main archaeologist's girlfriend by magically pulling her through her mattress. It wants her because she's a person in this movie, that's the only explanation I could get out of it. The guy goes and gets her, we finally see the monster, which is a pretty good looking full body suit that only gets used in two shots, the monster tears the heart out of a guy who heroically happens to be there too, the place collapses, finito. You're so bamboozled by this fiasco that it starts becoming funny how frustrated you are, but that's all you're getting. Donald Pleasance is it, which I why I imagine it got released on Blu-ray. Holy heck.
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>>216635616
i can see nippleronis
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>>216649518
I thought that looks like the Demons cover, and can see in this pic that it was done by this guy:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enzo_Sciotti
Had never heard of him. They must have revered the pic in the Specters poster because his name is backwards.
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>>216649586
Good eye, I wouldn't have made that connection
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>>216649586
>A prolific artist, he created over 3000 posters in his life
Also I didn't even look at the Demons cover first, I looked at this one because it's one of the coolest horror film posters of all time. Only on this version can I see his signature.
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>>216637635
>Browns still can't poo in the toilet
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>silent night deadly night remake flopped hard
>even with the the recent marketing/controversy push that's been inescapable lately if you're in entertainment circles online
Maybe they should have marketed it as a slasher movie instead of some anti-Nazi vigilante comedy lol. I was going to see it in theaters until that clip dropped.
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>>216650029
Corey will have his day. I hope he sticks with horror.
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>>216649608
Even the bats are Nazis these days, wtf
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>>216650104
Oh actually he does have another coming up, Violence. It's doing festivals atm. Violent drug underworld film.
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>>216650142
BASED.
Coreybros, we're gonna be the next scream king soon.
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>>216638378
lol first time I’ve ever seen you nuts abandon a conspiracy because it didn’t go your way
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>>216637990
Just a kid.
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>>216637768
For me
>the ugly stepsister
>dangerous animals
>together
>m3gan 2.0 (horror-adjacent)
>until dawn
>black phone 2
>primitive war
>the monkey
>final destination bloodlines
>jimmy and stiggs
Those are just the good ones from this year that are coming to my head right now, it's been a fairly solid year.
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>>216636087
I went for a piss when he was blaming Vanessa. Came back and the credits were rolling.
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>>216637497
Well that's one to avoid. Thanks anon.
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>>216637781
They are defeated by silver tableware. Wielded by bloody bitch bastard Pakistani neighbors.
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Ordered off of eBay, will complete my director boxset collection from Severin
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>>216651546
Based
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Not /hor/, but it is FF, so bare with me.

>Santa Hunters (2024)
This is supposed to be a FF comedy and while there is a comedic tone at times, this is depressing as all fuck. Holy shit, who thought it was a good idea to make a depressing movie about finding Santa? I will never watch this again, not because it's bad, but I'd rather not be depressed by a non-horror Christmas movie. This didn't turn out any way I thought it would. You hear that it's a comedy about people wanting to find Santa, and you have an idea of how it'll turn out. NOPE, just get fucking depressed. Fuck this movie.
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>>216650249
nta, but what are you talking about? People still want to see the raw list, have it investigated, and people thrown in prison.
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why did my darling Kenny have to ruin herself so badly
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>>216652273
She looks delicious. If you thought she was going to stay innocent while successful in fucking Hollywood, you're insane.
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>>216643613
>Wormtown
Opinion discarded.
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>>216636286
I’m 22 and want her to rape me
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>half this thread is 'preetspam
>look at the archive
>j*nnies deleted posts calling it out
Lmao this board is so awful it's unreal.
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>>216637497
I've noticed over the years that a lot of comedians seem to be into horror.
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>>216653870
Cheap and easy to get rolls in. Also they should have let Tim Dillon direct instead.
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>>216646279
>>216646324
>>216646482
Rope yourselves pedo incel scum
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>>216653937
>incel
You got the first two letters right
*indian
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>>216653921
It's not even just that Chris Rock personally went to Lionsgate to pitch his shitty Saw movie just because he was such a big fan of the movies and guys like Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright only made Shaun of the Dead because they were into watching horror movies and playing Resident Evil and then you have others like David Gordon Green and Danny McBride directing and writing the nu-Halloween trilogy and Exorcist Believer.

The new captcha is fucking awful jesus
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Christmaskino
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>>216654339
True, and I'm always a fan of Donal Logue.
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>>216635892
she's so fucking hot bros
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>David Morse in a Hong Kong crime/horror flick

based shit
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>>216654253
Don't forget about the Wayans brothers with their Scary Movies and A Haunted House and HIM
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>>216635616
R8 my Tales from the Crypt/Creepshow short:

>Human trafficker/drug smuggler is bringing a shipment via ship to (insert shady country here)
>His ship is capsized in a tropical storm
>He washes up on a small desert island, the sole survivor
>He finds his satellite phone amongst the wreckage, and makes a call to his contact, informing them of what happened, and requesting a rescue
>They tell him that they’ll send a ship to his coordinates but it will be a few days, and he’ll have to hold out until then
>At some point, he is ambushed by a Komodo dragon and bitten on the ankle
>The rest is him trying to evade the Komodo dragon following him as his health deteriorates
>As time goes on, more dragons join in the slow pursuit,
>In an act of desperation as his body begins to give out, he climbs to the top of a steep rock, which the dragons can’t climb, but he has now cornered himself

I’ve got three possible endings once the time of his rescue arrives, one is an ironic “you fucked yourself” ending, and the other two are more supernatural, like his ill deeds have pissed off some local deity using the sea and Komodo dragons as its agents of justice

>He gets a call, informing him that they’re in the island cluster roughly where he is, but they need him to fire a flare so they can find him, but he dropped the kit with the flare as he was climbing the rock

>He gets a call from the ship saying that they arrived at the coordinates, but the island on the chart just isn’t there
>He gets a call from his contact, informing him that the rescue ship was capsized in another tropical storm
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>>216654980
can komodo dragons ambush and give chase?
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>>216653937
>18-21
Pedo. Kys roastie.
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>>216650394
Not a bad list. A few of those movies are mainstream normie reddit tier. I haven’t seen Ugly Stepsister but it is a female directed movie. Maybe tonight.
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>>216653856
>look at the archive
Get a life
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>>216650249
Go back
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>>216655691
>>216655748
>>216655772
Kill yourself Gurpreet
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>>216655274
> can komodo dragons ambush and give chase
Can an actress hit the wall?
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>the indian who spends all day spamming /hor/ tells somebody else to "get a life"
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>>216655274
That’s how they hunt. They ambush you and take a bite, and that’s all it takes. They’re dangerous because their bite is so riddled with bacteria that all they have to do is take a bite, and then just patiently follow their prey until the infection weakens them to the point where they can be taken down with no resistance, and other dragons will usually pick up on what’s going on and join the pursuit, knowing that an easy meal is coming. It’s how they take out big stuff like water buffalo.
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>>216655821
Stop shitting up our general. Wtf wrong with you?
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>>216655916
>our general
You're an indian redditor, you don't own this thread.
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>>216655916
Gurpreet Moment
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>>216655855
What spam?
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>>216656181
>>216656181



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