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>>216635616Her chest looks like a delicious urinal for me, begging to be utilized after my 12 pack.
>>216635616McKenna Grace has Mar-a-Lago face
>>216635578Ok I'm re-reading to try and >they all have a small minority that's great & shit and then the rest fall in-betweenI don't consider any of the films released this year to be great, so this isn't true. Nothing comes close to Alien.>You must compare the entire catalog from the year. I don't actually think you do. My personal judgement is that I'd rather a film with 10 classic films and 90 duds than a year with 100 meh films. And whether there's 90 duds or 9000, I primarily care about the 10 classics.Saying "All years are exactly the same" makes no sense. Different years are different.
>>216635583
>>216635780Yep, you're clearly retarded. You can't even understand how to objectively judge shit, and instead instantly only think about your own opinion and way of thinking. Congrats, you got filtered for being too damn retarded. Reply more, won't see it. I know you can't resist.
>>216635707>Well, I guess we'll see what the Home Owners association has to say about that
>>216635868You literally can't explain your own argument. I'm not even sure what I'd reply to. >You're wrong that 2+2=4, and you're a RETARD if you can't see what it really equals, which is a number I will not be saying.
>>216635892Best post on /tv/ today.
Nice Slovakian irl horror movie. It's from the same director that did Nightsiren (2022)
>>216635892>>216635616bitch already hit the wall lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>216635616Was anyone blindsided by the ending of this? I know it's sequel bait but it was a downer.
>>216635616Mknennas been around for a little while but she's been promoted a ton since last year and now with Mason Thames who's been in 2 big movies and an indie one with her. She is hot but also looks a bit odd like weird hot
>>216635616I love smol blonde
>>216635616How dare that fucking whore stand next to my goddess Kenny
>>216635616Reminder to watch Anniversary. Mckenna Grace delivers an explosive performance in this one.
>>216636174Lail is gorgeous, impressive since she's in her 30s
>>216635892God I wanna cum on her face so bad.>>216636286Her too, to a lesser degree.
Hokum teaser from Oddity/Caveat directorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFmbY2o4tt0might want to avoid if you want to go into it completely clean but mark this down on your impending kino calendar. comes out May 2026.
Killer Whale trailer as well. I'm hoping both this and Renny Harlins film are good. Looks promising, comes out Jan.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBS7YtckutU
>>216636545Based
2026 is the year of horror
>>216636286Based fellow flat-chested plain white woman enjoyer.
>here's your new Jordan Peele bro
>>216636174I don't see the problem. They both look like whores to me although Kenny should be showing off her nipples as well. Two whores? No problem! Skullfuck both!
>>216637497>chuds still can't get over Jordan Peele
>>216635616Too old
yuck
>>216637497i don't think his film will be about race tho
>>216637298This year has been the most underrated year for horror ever>Shaman>Else>Together>Final Destination Bloodlines>Hell House>Influencers>Hallow Road>Presense>The Conjuring 4
>>216637737what if it stars an indian family of werewolves
>>216635892Jarvis, remove all her make up
>>216637678>>216637806Enjoy your vacation, Pisscuckjeetspammer?
>>216636286> in her 30syuck
>Gurpreet is out of his cuck cagerip
>>216636286Gramps hands typed this post
>>216637828I am actually not him. I have been posting all throughout the generals.
>>216637914I only 47
>>216637768>Black Phone 2
What is it with this place and reposting the same images and topics every general?
>>216638217I am not sure but the op image has been spammed endlessly for days.
>>216635892High definition cameras were a mistake
sad news >>216634893
>>216638312>spammed endlessly >for daysit's almost like a new movie came out
>>216637768>It Feeds
>>216638334that's a fucking awful combo
>>216636341Call me daddy
>>216635892>her face when the epstein hoax is brought up
>>216635892Pass
>>216635616Who is that tranny on the left?
>>216638356Actress + aging = bad combo
>gurpreet returns>instantly spams every autistic tic he hasthink I'm out
>>216635616They both look like men
>>216635892>anon..will you love me when i’m old?
>>216636122Smol blond man
>>216633304Yeah I usually dont but three seasons seemed concise and the first season was really good. But then of course they hit it big and the executives demand they pad out the story lmfao. It's so sad man. The lead actor is pretty good but you can tell he kinda runs out of juice like he's doing the same thing. Oh well.
>>216636341>heres that 18 year old I was telling you about
>>216638337Yeah, a week ago
Girl on the right has too much slap on. Girl on the left is a decade older and looks younger some how.
Anyone see Influencers?
>>216639143Loved it.
>>216639143i've seen many influencers
>>216635616I want her to play Jill in a live action RE film.
Anyone got Frightmares by Todd Jason Cook
>>216639579Elizabeth or McKenna?
I'm having an 80's marathonLookerEvilspeakRe-AnimatorNightmare on Elm Street 2
>>216639579She's cute but need bigger tits
>>216639648Elizabeth for marriageMcKenna as my piece on the side
>>216639686I meant for RE
>>216639756FOR RECREATION
>>216635707Bro, you have no idea what Mar-a-Lago face looks like
>>216639876She looks too old girlbossy.
>>216639876Simps gonna simp
>>216636265An almost full white cast in 2025? How evil are the white characters?
>>216636341why does she look so old? She isnt even 30 yet. Zoomers either look like babies or geriatrics no inbetween.
Lail is mogging her hard. How do you make a shill thread where your client is the one being mogged?
>>216639632>lost anthology Rip. Any of his other films good? I'm on the hunt for Junk World, it's on Japanese Amazon but they won't let me buy it.
>>216640346She isn’t 30? I thought she was mid 40s.
>>216635616>>216635892I think she's the same, I think she just has one of those faces where she looks way prettier when smilingRhea Seehorn is the same. She's like 50 but her smile is so cute it deages her
> She's like 50 but her smile is so cute Welcome to /hor/
>>216641029
>>216641029Lmao. You just summed up /hor/
>>216641029>She's like 50 but her smile is so cute
who's the midge with the granny face
>>21664099590 year old hands typed this post
Speaking of new horror whores What do you all think of Chucky's Carina Battrick? She really seems to like horror
>>21664113550 or 70 year olds, call it
>>216641158Wrong thread
>>216641158looking for an image of her jewgle sent me to her facebook page. apparently managed by her parents, but it's psychotic to put that many pictures of your kid out there. I guess they really want her to be the next big thing. maybe it'll work.
>>216641029that was actually my first post ever here kek. is this a hag lover general? based but I thought they cast mostly young people for horrorthis isn't one of those passive aggressive generals where anons dont give eachother their hard earned (you)s I hope
>>216641171>IMG_3501.jpgyou are 30 and indian
>>216641213I thought this was the horror thread Or is this the Kenny goon thread
>>216641300>>216641257This is just a hagposting thread. We are over 50 here.
Putting this on. I wonder if the 5th kind is anal probing.
>>216641240She has a YouTube channel where she and her sister reenact scenes from mostly horror movies and sometimes Clueless
>>216641029kek ikrthe state of this place
I think she's the same, I think she just has one of those faces where she looks way prettier when smilingHeather Langenkamp is the same. She's like 50 but her smile is so cute it deages her
>>216635616She needs to play Samus
>>216641481That’s a man.
>>216641481she's got the zero suit down
>3rd world nips worst /hor/ of 2025
>>216641449
>>216641602post that collage picture of her through the yearskino
>>216641654No thanks
>>216641629you reckon she ever actually played any of the fnaf games?
>>216641691
>>216641753cute asfwish she'd ride me and watch whilst i played all the fnaf games in order
>Influencers is almost 2 hours long
>>216641629Haven't played the games but the Marionette was actually kind of cool, in puppet form. At least, when it came out of the floor, that seemed like good creepypasta material.
>>216641691Sure she's a zoomer. Zoomers like FNAF, right?What's the appeal of FNAF anyway? It looks like one of those goofy Source horror mods people were making like ten years ago what with Slenderman, SCP, Freddy VS Jason monster mash, etc.
>>216642022she probably watched markiplier fnaf videos when she in her early teensthe first three games are actually pretty kino. genuinely well made games with good scare factor, story, sound effectsafter fnaf 3 in 2015 it all turned to slophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhKlCp5Sh9I
>>216641029Amanda Fix is young and has a cute smile
>>216636286I love her ever since her Frozen days.
>>216642280Cute!
>>216636729not a trailer guy but man I've got a bad feeling about this with Damien McCarthy going mainstream. starring Adam smug irony prick Scott with "from the Longlegs" meme producersgotta play the game I guess. better Neon than A24 anyways and they'll definitely get eyeballs on it.
>>216636776Ona related note I could never get into the film Orca (1977). Felt way too melodramatic and leaned into the "dude the whales are literally just like people!" angle instead of letting the fact that it's a living thing speak for itself.
>>216642694That's one thing that's awesome about Jaws. It doesn't really treat the sharks as anything other than a pissed off force of nature.
Seethe.
>>216643061No, but really, look at this cocky teenage Latina coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much.
>>216636729>>216642693thought Caveat wasnt great but loved Oddity, probably one of the best horrors in a long timehaving the same apprehension about those elements in this 3rd filmhope he can keep making good stuff
>>216641481why only one nipple
>>216643146also, do you think that bell is the cursed bellhop bell from Oddity?
>>216643093Simp.
>>216643061that's a man
>>216643259or a young boy
Influencers was surprisingly entertaining. I enjoyed it very mucho.
>>216635616Mogged
>>216643515I don't watch any films from the banned list >>216637768
>>216636341not near my computer right now but pretend I posted an image that illustrates just how badly I want to plow this hot little fuckmeat
>>216643571a classic
any good christmas horror? i just watched the one movie with the thing and they go to the thing and it's all "WHAMBOOM SKIDOO!" and thought it was p good no cap frfr.
>Shaman>Else>Together>Final Destination Bloodlines>Hell House>Influencers>Hallow Road>Wormtown>Presense>The Conjuring 4>Black Phone 2>Dream Eater>Shelby Oaks So many good movies this year. Has anyone seen Bamboo Revenge? French horror movie but I can’t find a stream with Eng subs. Also, tonight’s movie is Strange Harvest
who keeps funding him?
>>216643613Your bar is low because every one of those movies sucked ass except maybe bloodlines
>>216643619Literal who
>>216643613>WormtownIs that the place they hold the indian poop festival?
>>216643619He's printing money even when the films are average. From an economic point of view, that's a horse to bet on.
>>216643650Lemme guess, your top films>Companions>Megan 2.0 >Terrifier 3>Sinners>Strange Darling>Oddity>Dangerous Animals
>>216635986That's listed as a drama in IMDB.>A successful man's perfect life shatters when his baby disappears from daycare. His wife's frantic call reveals a devastating truth about a memory lapse known as Forgotten Baby Syndrome, joining countless similar tragedies.What game are you playing, anon?
>>216643619Me, he is the best out there these days, saving horror
>>216643702Reddit ahh list
>>216643702those sucked ass too, i think 2026 is the worst year for horror in the history of cinema
>>216643702multiple of those came out in 2023 you down syndrome chimp
>>216643702no>pokemon the first movie>nutty professor>shrek>home alone>batman the one with bane>spider-man 1
>>216643721Cope. Those movies are definitely on that cuck’s list.
>>216643708lmao you have shit tasteBlackcoat's was goodI am the Pretty Thing was okeverything else has been increasingly shit
>>216643702Don’t forget Bring Her Back!
Top horror films of 2025 for redditors >Terrifier 3>Megan 2.0>Bring Her Back>Sinners
>>216643720truth, even though you said 2026, which will probably also be terrible>>216643771also truth>>216643792you are brown
>>216643792Go back.
>>216643792What’s sad is many here enjoyed those films and definitely made their top lists.
2025 is only a good year for horror because of Oddityshit on my taste if you want but i really like that one
>>216643771>Blackcoat's was goodGoes to show what a kino cast can do. I mean the plot was good and I really liked the ending, but pleasant cast.>>216643841>OddityThat came out 2024. Are you all having seizures.
>>216643841If you've seen caveat you've seen every single movie that director will make for the rest of his life
>>216643771Name 3 better than him, you can't, people know what's good >>216643696
>>216643881James Wan
>Yes this dialect... it's in ancient Sumerian... with some pre-ancient Greek... and Proto-Elamite footnotes.... yes, you won't believe this but it describes the exact demon you've been seeing. Good thing you had me, your best friend and coincidentally Professor of Ancient Languages.
>>216643881“People” enjoy Sinners
>>216643910James Wan is from a different era, early 2000s, he doesn't make movies anymore
>>216643985His legacy lives on. Conjuring 4. The Monkey. Megan 1&2
>>216643856>That came out 2024ok, then nevermind2025 was dogshit for horror>>216643869he's only made 2 movies and oddity was way better than caveatyoure dumb>>216643881just because no one is making good horror doesn't mean perkins is making good horror>peoplelmao, faggotalso Malignant was kino and not that long ago
>>216643985He's like Del Toro where there's retarded news cycles for all the imaginary films he has lined up next.
>>216644043>Malignant5 years ago, he is a producer now, you can't 3 better tho
>>216644071none better on a pile of shit is still a pile of shit, you faggot idiotalso the Oddity guy is much better
>>216644096NTA but I actually have hope for his third film. Don't know anything about the actor because I don't watch TV shows, but he's a big name right. Which means for the first time he's been given a decent budget.At the very least, there will be a brutal pants-shitting jumpscare.
>>216635616Is the woman on the left peak female beauty? Or am I overrating her because I am brown. She is better than the usual ones like Sydney Sweeney
>>216644096>can't name 3okay bye faggot, NEXT
>>216641171Im not gonna call it.
>>216644231sorry your dad was a faggot, oz
>>216644269see >>216644231
How do you make sure your horror movies are queer-friendly and not racist or transphobic before you watch them? Is there a website that'll tell me which ones to avoid?
>>216644294you should read a few more of her reviews and learn a thing or two chuddy. /hor/ supports and respects SJB even if we don't always agree with her
>>216644216She's up there, I say that mainly because she looks really good in motion. Sydney relies on her smile.
>>216644294>When will people realizeThat stupid bitch (male) is crying about a film almost 30 years old. Guarantee they were calling people faggots in highschool.
Don’t Go into the Woods
>>216644291kekoz, your movies are going downhill buddy>>216644135im hopeful, too
There should be a flat earth horror film. The govt is keeping this from us and terrible things happen when you go near the rim.
>>216644543you lost friend, move on, call me faggot again, won't change the fact that you're a stupid kiddo with not a single argument, perkins will keep making money and you will seethe even harder, keep crying zoomy zoomy
>>216644294How about just read her reviews on horror flicks
mail call
>>216644547This could be a good scifi horror comedy
>>216644807god damn boomers were horny
>>216643515Yeah, it's good. Total dementkino. The movie has fucking everything in it, even including a 4chan cameo.
>>216644807I seen the left one
>>216644858Yeah. But the first movie I turned off within 15 minutes. Only the sequel is good. First movie was wayy too girl bossy. Good thing I saw the second one first cause I would have skipped both movies.
>>216644858fun fact, this is the thread they edited photoshoppedhttps://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/487747726/the words "fake and gay" did appear in it, kek
>>216644294Very first person I blocked on Letterboxd. You have no idea how greatly that block button improves the experience. Use it liberally.
>>216644852>god damn boomers were lead-brainedftfy
>>216644651the argument wasnt that his movies didnt make moneyor that there were a lot of good horror directors out therethe argument was that oz's movies are increasingly shit and he sucks with a gay dad lmao
>>216638434'preet's been busy tonight after his recent ban. Lots of IMG posting.
Just finished Strange Harvest. What a year for horror.
>>216645167they were right to bully Carrie over this fashion disaster
>>216645010That's the ONLY person I have blocked on there and it should be a prerequisite, honestly.
>>216645185Good movie. Can’t wait for the sequel.
>>216635892She looks like Hiyori from One Piece
>>216640314>An almost full white cast in 2025? How evil are the white characters?They lead a racist movement that sweeps america and forces liberals to say the pledge of allegiance.
Saw the Mannequin on Tubi last night
>>216641602holy kino...she just gets better
>>216645103and you lost like a whiny zoomy, NEXT
The Fourth Kind was pretty good actually. At least, in the dearth of good alium films it stands out for actually having some moments of real suspense.Mila's not the best actor when she's playing it straight, but her strength is in the teary eyed hysterical blubbery stuff.
>>216641481I was always fantasizing Elizabeth Olsen but this is a good Elizabeth too.
>>216644547I think I'd like to see an analog scifi horror film about Hollow Earth. Something like The Abyss, Sphere, The Descent, As Above Down Below, Iron Sky, and Journey to the Center of the Earth combined.
>>216641691>>216641753McKenna Grace being "well known" out of the cast pretty much proved that she begged to be in the movie because she's a fan.
>>216645492You could do a Pontypool style film I guess. Like they're in a giant drill or being lowered into the depths in an elevator. And hearing through the radio that things aren't as expected.idk what this Iron Lung film is gonna be like, but I assume something similar.
>>216645430that makes no senseno wonder your scripts are so stupid, oz
>>216644665>her
>>216644665That's a tranny, m8
>>216645887nice
>>216645950nice
>>216645429This
Thoughts on the Alien show i didn’t watch which I am purely using as an excuse to post a pic of Sydney Chandler? Hmmm interesting perspective thanks anon!
>>216646137
>it’s a hot granny threadBased. Nominating this 57 year old Russian midge.
>>216646188Is this Millie Bobby Brown?
>>216646188She used to look like this
Why do they age so poorly?
>>216646279Because women have a reproductive expiration date, and their appearance signals whether they've reached it or not. It's just biology.
>>216646172I never even watched it but I've seen webms of this chick and she's super hot.
>>216646324But I am a 45 year old woman and I am just hitting my prime.
>>216646324I can only imagine how much seethe roasties/actresses have with this. >>216646357Quite a few bitches have said this to me after I told them female prime is 18-21.
pissy you have never spoken to a woman while making eye contact shaddap
>>216646487Seriously lmao
>>216645959there's also an elvira x vincent price crossover comic
>>216646645Do they decorate eggs?
Passive aggressively replying while not tagging the post.
>>216646669haven't got far but there's a few issues
>>216646357Post thighs>>216646482Female prime is more like 25-26. They gotta get their womanly fat on their thighs and ass first
I liked the new silent night, deadly night
>>216646913oof
>>216647062oof
>>216646936naughty
>>216646487Not him but I hope she sees this bro
>>216647191She will, thanks.
>>216646313Her looks/career declined very rapidly just like that other actress. What was her name? Wyona Ryder.
>>216647288stop spamming pissjeet. you're a waifufag at this point.
>>216647317Is it him?
Anyone see Hag on Tubi?
>>216647213>W.A.S.P.That music video they briefly watch on the TV is from The Dungeonmaster, another fun Empire film
>>216647431No, we watch Lowlifes on Tubi
>“They are working on [a new F13 film], that I can promise you, because I’ve heard of it and because I have that direct communication with them, it’s there. So that’s really happening. And yes, they have reached out [to me about it]. As have other people. I can’t say too much, but I will say that I have given my two cents, I have given them my take, and right now it’s in their court and we’ll go from there.”that's from the director of the new Jason Universe short film, also the new SNDN director. Maybe SNDN is his runup.
>>216635616FNAF2 is nearing a Fazzillion Dollars (200million) and will probably get close to the originals box office.Lillard won, take that Smellintino.
Just finished. Should've been better. Wasn't outrageous enough. I really like Rossif Sutherland.
>>216647546Kinda boring from when I skipped through it…guess I can try again tomorrow.
>>216647546Wasn't terrible but yeah could have been better. I like Mein Fuhrerman, but it would have been much better recast with an actually girl. The hobbit/gandalf tricks didn't do it for me.
>>216647546>the part where she steals the car, puts on Maniac, applies lipstick and sunglasses and starts smokingAbsolute cinema. I liked it more than the first because it is campier and more silly but I agree not enough. The next one will be even more silly with Fuhrman even older and even more clearly not a child so I hope that makes them lean into the absurdity even more than they did in First Kill.
>>216647643Does she still have hairy arms?
>>216647643Am i weird for still wanting to treat her like a sexy nymphet step daughter
>>216647759Isabelle Furrhands
>>216644807I don't have a picture but I had my own mail call today with blu-rays of Hiruko the Goblin (might watch tomorrow) and Scarecrows (1988) (seen it before but happy to have it in my collection)
>>216647466I still don't understand why they didn't continue making them after 2009s success.
>>216648099>Scarecrows (1988)looks sweet
>>216648640The wikipedia page says>In June 2013, Warner Bros. relinquished their film rights to the Friday the 13th franchise to Paramount.>The rights to the franchise reverted to New Line/Warners in 2018But regardless it does seem like if you made $93m from a $20m budget, that's money in the bank and you'd be hard press to lose money on a sequel.
Just finished. Patience obliterating Italian nonsense that I was shocked I'd never heard of, but having seen it I now get why. This is the flimsiest premise stretched as thin as it will go. There are some archaeologists and they've uncovered a long lost tomb in the Roman catacombs thanks to drilling for a new subway tunnel. There's an altar for human sacrifice inside it and SOMETHING else. Like, something. I dunno what it is. Nobody does. But it's evil, ya know. This is the whole first hour. There's a tomb, and there's something. That's all you get for two thirds of the movie. Nothing happens. They found the tomb, and they spend a lot of time establishing that there are people around it. At one hour, whatever the thing is finally starts killing them one at a time, but mostly off screen. They've got one monster hand that grabs them after they spend a while in the tomb calling out "is someone there?" and they milk that shit. After the hand has finished grabbing everybody, it abducts the main archaeologist's girlfriend by magically pulling her through her mattress. It wants her because she's a person in this movie, that's the only explanation I could get out of it. The guy goes and gets her, we finally see the monster, which is a pretty good looking full body suit that only gets used in two shots, the monster tears the heart out of a guy who heroically happens to be there too, the place collapses, finito. You're so bamboozled by this fiasco that it starts becoming funny how frustrated you are, but that's all you're getting. Donald Pleasance is it, which I why I imagine it got released on Blu-ray. Holy heck.
>>216635616i can see nippleronis
>>216649518I thought that looks like the Demons cover, and can see in this pic that it was done by this guy:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enzo_SciottiHad never heard of him. They must have revered the pic in the Specters poster because his name is backwards.
>>216649586Good eye, I wouldn't have made that connection
>>216649586>A prolific artist, he created over 3000 posters in his lifeAlso I didn't even look at the Demons cover first, I looked at this one because it's one of the coolest horror film posters of all time. Only on this version can I see his signature.
>>216637635>Browns still can't poo in the toilet
>silent night deadly night remake flopped hard>even with the the recent marketing/controversy push that's been inescapable lately if you're in entertainment circles onlineMaybe they should have marketed it as a slasher movie instead of some anti-Nazi vigilante comedy lol. I was going to see it in theaters until that clip dropped.
>>216650029Corey will have his day. I hope he sticks with horror.
>>216649608Even the bats are Nazis these days, wtf
>>216650104Oh actually he does have another coming up, Violence. It's doing festivals atm. Violent drug underworld film.
>>216650104>>216650142BASED.Coreybros, we're gonna be the next scream king soon.
>>216638378lol first time I’ve ever seen you nuts abandon a conspiracy because it didn’t go your way
>>216637990Just a kid.
>>216637768For me>the ugly stepsister>dangerous animals>together>m3gan 2.0 (horror-adjacent)>until dawn>black phone 2>primitive war>the monkey>final destination bloodlines>jimmy and stiggsThose are just the good ones from this year that are coming to my head right now, it's been a fairly solid year.
>>216636087I went for a piss when he was blaming Vanessa. Came back and the credits were rolling.
>>216637497Well that's one to avoid. Thanks anon.
>>216637781They are defeated by silver tableware. Wielded by bloody bitch bastard Pakistani neighbors.
Ordered off of eBay, will complete my director boxset collection from Severin
>>216651546Based
Not /hor/, but it is FF, so bare with me.>Santa Hunters (2024)This is supposed to be a FF comedy and while there is a comedic tone at times, this is depressing as all fuck. Holy shit, who thought it was a good idea to make a depressing movie about finding Santa? I will never watch this again, not because it's bad, but I'd rather not be depressed by a non-horror Christmas movie. This didn't turn out any way I thought it would. You hear that it's a comedy about people wanting to find Santa, and you have an idea of how it'll turn out. NOPE, just get fucking depressed. Fuck this movie.
>>216650249nta, but what are you talking about? People still want to see the raw list, have it investigated, and people thrown in prison.
why did my darling Kenny have to ruin herself so badly
>>216652273She looks delicious. If you thought she was going to stay innocent while successful in fucking Hollywood, you're insane.
>>216643613>WormtownOpinion discarded.
>>216636286I’m 22 and want her to rape me
>half this thread is 'preetspam>look at the archive>j*nnies deleted posts calling it outLmao this board is so awful it's unreal.
>>216637497I've noticed over the years that a lot of comedians seem to be into horror.
>>216653870Cheap and easy to get rolls in. Also they should have let Tim Dillon direct instead.
>>216646279>>216646324>>216646482Rope yourselves pedo incel scum
>>216653937>incelYou got the first two letters right*indian
>>216653921It's not even just that Chris Rock personally went to Lionsgate to pitch his shitty Saw movie just because he was such a big fan of the movies and guys like Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright only made Shaun of the Dead because they were into watching horror movies and playing Resident Evil and then you have others like David Gordon Green and Danny McBride directing and writing the nu-Halloween trilogy and Exorcist Believer.The new captcha is fucking awful jesus
Christmaskino
>>216654339True, and I'm always a fan of Donal Logue.
>>216635892she's so fucking hot bros
>David Morse in a Hong Kong crime/horror flickbased shit
>>216654253Don't forget about the Wayans brothers with their Scary Movies and A Haunted House and HIM
>>216635616R8 my Tales from the Crypt/Creepshow short:>Human trafficker/drug smuggler is bringing a shipment via ship to (insert shady country here)>His ship is capsized in a tropical storm>He washes up on a small desert island, the sole survivor>He finds his satellite phone amongst the wreckage, and makes a call to his contact, informing them of what happened, and requesting a rescue>They tell him that they’ll send a ship to his coordinates but it will be a few days, and he’ll have to hold out until then>At some point, he is ambushed by a Komodo dragon and bitten on the ankle>The rest is him trying to evade the Komodo dragon following him as his health deteriorates>As time goes on, more dragons join in the slow pursuit, >In an act of desperation as his body begins to give out, he climbs to the top of a steep rock, which the dragons can’t climb, but he has now cornered himselfI’ve got three possible endings once the time of his rescue arrives, one is an ironic “you fucked yourself” ending, and the other two are more supernatural, like his ill deeds have pissed off some local deity using the sea and Komodo dragons as its agents of justice >He gets a call, informing him that they’re in the island cluster roughly where he is, but they need him to fire a flare so they can find him, but he dropped the kit with the flare as he was climbing the rock>He gets a call from the ship saying that they arrived at the coordinates, but the island on the chart just isn’t there>He gets a call from his contact, informing him that the rescue ship was capsized in another tropical storm
>>216654980can komodo dragons ambush and give chase?
>>216653937>18-21Pedo. Kys roastie.
>>216650394Not a bad list. A few of those movies are mainstream normie reddit tier. I haven’t seen Ugly Stepsister but it is a female directed movie. Maybe tonight.
>>216653856 >look at the archiveGet a life
>>216650249Go back
>>216655691>>216655748>>216655772Kill yourself Gurpreet
>>216655274> can komodo dragons ambush and give chaseCan an actress hit the wall?
>the indian who spends all day spamming /hor/ tells somebody else to "get a life"
>>216655274That’s how they hunt. They ambush you and take a bite, and that’s all it takes. They’re dangerous because their bite is so riddled with bacteria that all they have to do is take a bite, and then just patiently follow their prey until the infection weakens them to the point where they can be taken down with no resistance, and other dragons will usually pick up on what’s going on and join the pursuit, knowing that an easy meal is coming. It’s how they take out big stuff like water buffalo.
>>216655821Stop shitting up our general. Wtf wrong with you?
>>216655916>our generalYou're an indian redditor, you don't own this thread.
>>216655916Gurpreet Moment
>>216655855What spam?
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