Fuck Go Back EditionPreviously, on /trek/ >>216645966
fuck offt. shranposter
You're not supposed to make new until the old hits the bump limit at 310 and starts sliding. Also, your jew jew apologist threads have go away heat with me.Gonna skip this one.
>>216669082>Nigger, an Earthling word of affection meaning one of dark complexion whose ancestry came from the lowest possible caste. What an intriguing species.
>>216669071brent could use some of that boogie meat
>>216669082why are they like this
Star Trek sex with Scotty
>>216669071Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
Whats a good TNG episode to watch?
>>216670859Data's DayElementary, Dear DataThe Enemy
>>216670805If a male alien said this to Troi it'd be considered rape
Kino
>>216669082
>>216670859who watches the watchers
demands
ezri is so cute it hurts, like wtf.
>>216670859Darmok is my fav
>>216672180Bajoran femdom pussy
>>216670805Is this a bot or something? I'm new here but it seems to be posted in every trek general very early
>>216672274doubtful, probably just a ritual poster. a similar if not the same poster used to be around months if not years ago, but hasn't been for quite a while. the return is somewhat recent. as for bots, i would not be surprised in the slightest if the 'in trek news' poster is one, since it's literally just shilling copypasted articles without even bothering to get rid of formatting errors
>>216672274>>216672624It's VF. Always has been.
>>216672180DS9 mirror episodes are shit.
>>216672716source? ai schizo delusions do not count
>>216672274never underestimate the power of mental illness.
>>216672716It came to me in a dream.
>>216672716proof?
>>216667758Cope all you want. I'll outlive your fat, lazy ass.
>>216668555How'd that work out for them?>>216668974It was working fine the entire time. The only thing that isn't working is your sad excuse for a brain.
>>216669275So, another way to get seethers to go away? I'll have to remember this one.
Why is there so much unrest in /trek/? Seems every time I come here, there's some new beef.
>>216673388>new beefNothing replicated is new. It's all reorganized piss and shit particles Feddies have fooled themselves into labeling "edible."
>>216669780They're filled with joy in their hearts. Something you'll never understand.>>216673369Nor will you.
>>216672940 >>216673269 >>216673305you're trying too hard
>>216673388Trekkies have always been hateful little maggots even since the late 80's when I would troll on rec.arts.startrek as a kid in fact they were the first hate group on the internet. The hate itself was isolated within their own subculture of course because they would get their ass beat outside of it. I imagine these days the hate is massive and spans multiple chats and boards. Nothing new.
>>216673600Fuck off, TNGeezer.
>>216673600shut up veefee
>>216673602post your uucp bang path or you're a poseur
>>216673795I 0wned you back then faggot. deal with it.
>>216673388>Seems every time I come here, there's some new beef.There's only beef when you come. Maybe you're a bad luck charm. Only way to find out is by leaving and never, ever returning.
>>216673857Bullshit!Of!Full!Are!You
>>216673883I started one of the largest flame wars that lasted over 2 years and 30000 messages. I caused people to drive to each others houses and have fights in the dairy queen parking lot. It's there. In the archives.
>>216673940still haven't seen your bang path or .fortune file
>>216673940Link to it or you're just another bullshit artist.
>>216669071I can barely see dis nigga. Nigga looks like he ain't been unlocked yet.
>>216674365
>>216673602Bob: B5 won by a score of (and I apologize for STILL not being sure) either 15 to 12 or 16 to 12.
>>216674455Gul Dukat as pitcher
>>216669082Get your fucking feet off the chair, bitch. Why do zoomers disrespect property so much?
>>216672274newfag detected
kek remember when we said Nu Trek is for faggots and it caused this schizo to have a 5 year meltdownand then he ran to /co/ to jerk off to his little gay Trek and Morty cartoon and the /co/ mods said GET LOST COOMER FAGGOT and shut down their general, so now he's back and he's crying constantly, 24/7member that, /trek/?
>>216675439As has been pointed out, more than once, during new episode weeks /co/ had up to 6000 posts in "Lower Decks" threads. More overall, since the anon collecting the data isn't the sharpest, and probably missed hundreds of posts in threads without that key phrase.
kek remember when after getting kicked off /co/ like the jews the LD fag got called out for not even being a real fan of LD because he hasn't even seen DS9 and thusly doesn't even understand his parody show's references?that was awesome
Oh my!
>>216675612>during new episode weeks /co/ had up to 6000 posts in "Lower Decks" threads.Cool, you must be really excited for the next episode......Wait a minute LOL NEVERMIND it's been canceled and there won't be any more!
>>216675439>>216675631>>216676256There's no coming back from this kek
>>216676667im not even done yet'member when he tried to get his little /co/ buddies onto a discord to raid /trek/ constantly as some sort of twisted "revenge fantasy" against the moderators because he's angry /tv/ gets to have a Star Trek general but /co/ didn't?but then his constituents couldn't match his autism so they just pretty much stopped posting leaving him alone to fight his one man crusade against good taste?member that, /trek/?
>>216673458You are a fucking faggot. Shut up bitch>>216669082My wife looks excited I’m home
>>216676830You are literally a homosexual pedophile
>>216676856Nah that's you
>>216676876Zero evidence of that. Literally thousands of hours of evidence on you. You are also openly offended at the sigh of a shapely adult woman simulating sex in dance but that’s Star Trek 101. You are a mentally retarded faggot. The absolute pits of the social hierarchy. Stop pretending to be authoritative. I’ll beat you up in real life and put it on YouTube remember?
>>216676952Didn't read Fred Durst schizoIT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
>>216676964I own you. You are a bump farmer that stans me. A stalker turned useful idiot
>>216676988I work at a retirement home so I'm pretty used to listening to dementia-induced ramblings. Knock yourself out, Fred!
>>216677039I’m thinking about getting back in the industry. Low income retirement planning for seniors. Keep geezers of the Florida streets. Big interview coming they say I’m a fast track for management. I know you think I’m an asshole. Your boss is probably an asshole. I went from being the maintenance man to everyone’s boss at the one I worked at. I did this by treating everyone in the building with so much respect and dignity they could not imagine themselves in better hands, they knew I would make better decisions for them than they would make for themselves. They knew I could be trusted where they could not. I’m at peace with business I’m a capitalist I just can’t rock with PUNKS. You hang around punks. I’d fire your freak ass for ample cause. I’m not weird you people are weird
>>216677240>I went from being the maintenance man to everyone’s boss at the one I worked at. I did this by treating everyone in the building with so much respect and dignity they could not imagine themselves in better hands, they knew I would make better decisions for them than they would make for themselves.AKA you stole their pills and got high as a kite in the maintenance closet
>>216677240Yeah we had a schizo maintenance man, he lasted three nights before we caught him jerking off in the women's room
>>216677633I jerked off inside my bosses mouth in her house and posted it itt with a Vulcan salute. That’s where he went wrong
>>216677699Is your entire life just one big, long lithium hallucination? Sounds kind of fun for you but miserable for everyone around you.
were the character creators just fucking with everyone when they created the Ferengay? >hey you know what would be a great goof? Let's create this HUGE headed ridiculously disgusting-looking aliens, with the word "GAY" in their names, have them all spit when they talk with lisps that sound borderline retarded... AND and give all of the personality of today's irl Zionist Pig. LMAO! it will be a hoot!! ... and after the ratings crash we can just blow up their planet and genocide them out of the story.
>>216677743https://youtu.be/CAe8-tyUrZA?si=3L_Bogmrgq_DZ9T-
>>216677773"Gi" does not sound like "gay"but you on the other hand are gay
Why did they have to ruin Ferenginar? I thought leftists hated colonialism?
They're French
>>216678024You need to read between the lines.Ferenginar suffered a great financial collapse during Quark's lifetime. Zekk was held in such high regard because he saved the Ferengi economy but ultimately, he was just propping up something which definitely needed reform.>I know exactly what you mean. When the Great Monetary Collapse hit Ferenginar, I was hundreds of light years away, serving as a ship's cook on a long-haul freighter. I can't tell you the heartbreak I suffered, knowing that rampant inflation and currency devaluation were burning like wildfires through the lush financial foliage of my home! It still depresses me even today. I remembered thinking my accounts needed me, and there was nothing I could do. I-I-I felt so... so helpless! So you see - I do understand.I don't know why everyone forgets this, maybe because it's mentioned in a silly episode but it implies the Ferengi had pretty much gone through a Great Depression style scenario during his lifetime. I don't think Rom's reforms are as unwelcome in the lore as you might think.
Zoomer here. I dont want to watch ToS because its special effects look like boomer slop. Should I watch a different trek or even battlestar galactica? Im not trans
>>216678269you should dive head first into a woodchipper
>>216678269Buck Rogers
>>216678344>Buck RogersJust because the guy died? Nobody has ever heard of this shit
>>216678599
>>216678599Imagine showing this to Gene Roddenberry
>>216673871This image is killing my sides.
>>216678269>its special effects look like boomer slopYou know they're not real, so why would that matter
Akoocheemoya
>>216680140what's their holiday called?
>>216680306Heya-hoya hannukah
>>216675439I don't need to remember, it's still happening
>>216678599>let's fly around in a giant blinding hallway
>>216677777
>>216681020I would sex
>>216677817FerenGAY
>>216678269>special effects look like boomer slopTOS is space opera and its fx are appropriate
How the fuck do they still profiting from these new shit shows
uh oh meltie
>>216681630they're used as a vehicle for tax evasion, money laundering, and tax writeoffs
>>216681691Also to have another show that pays Democrat mouthpieces to push political propaganda
>>216681630they don't.
Sweet, a new form of schizo meltdown
>>216681878>>216681970what's this?
Star Trek Sex With Shran
>>216682079>>216681663>>216681924
>>216682079Japanese pig wrestling
the cure is shran
don't bring my precious shran into this. anyway I made some meme reaction images
>>216682278Nice one
choose your fighter
Ezri Dax is distractingly sexy, I wouldn't be able to serve on the same ship as her.
>>216682301nice tie mr youn
>>216682278>>216682301YOINK
>>216682330>space indian
>>216682301>>216682278these are especially funny to me because what Kevin is actually says is "Awfully well dressed for a janitor" which implies that jannies do not get paid so it's just the cherry on the meme sundae
>>216669071Star Trek sex with Zoe
>>216681486android was not supposed to age, wuthapen?
>>216681739>Democrat mouthpieces to push political propagandameathead got meatheaded kek
>>216682598
>>216681630It has to be something like:1.) Spend hundreds of millions of dollars on shows no one watches2.) Use bookkeeping magic to show that this expenditure has radically increased overall company portfolio growth and value3.) Company now has higher valuation4.) Leverage higher company valuation to take out loans to make more shows5.) New shows don't make money either but somehow numbers go up which allows more shows which allows numbers to go upIt's got to be something like that.
>>216682754or more likely1) people like crap now2) give the people what they want (crap)
>>216682754>>216682846>>216681630Streaming services just vomit out slop.For whatever reason, the 'amount of content' they produce increases their valuations. It doesn't matter if anyone is watching it.Netflix is the best example. They release a massive tide of slop every single week and some of those Netflix originals no doubt have insanely low viewership. Ironically a lot of the Star Trek Academy writers only have credits from """shows""" like that which nobody has ever fucking seen.
>>216682330i wouldnt be able to serve with her either. not because shes sexy but because she was undeservedly promoted so sisko could have keep his gross worm friend around
>>216682754Make this Make sense
its weird how the pah wraith cult on empok nor didnt have basic prenatal care technology that would have immediately shown the baby was dukats
>>216683601that's not weird for a cult at all
>>216683601>Uh, uh...a miracle...damn that shit's wild
>>216674424The irony of Scotty being on keyboard when he's missing a finger
>>21668257920 pieces of silver
do you think they can replicate Shoulder Pork And Ham, or SPiced hAM, in the future?
>>216682917Ten years ago Netflix set out to compete with HBO. They wanted their own Sopranos, their own Game of Thrones. Now they churn out content to compete with silence. As long as you let them take their fee every month. It doesn’t matter what you’re watching or if you can remember any of the characters’ names.
soon I discovered that this Bajoran thing was trueWeyoun was the devilSisko was an MLB coach previous to his career as a Prophetall of a sudden, I found myself in love with the Wraiths so there was only one thing that I could dowas ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
Do you guys agree with this viewing guide for enterprise? Namely which are the "bad" episodes can be skipped?
>>216684511federation is about potted meat food product
>>216685352any guide that tells you to skip episodes can go in the garbage
>>216685430Agreed. I've watched every show like 10 times and I still rarely skip.
you can skip the TNG clip show, that's the only one I'll allow
>>216685497>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WAIT THREE MONTHS AFTER A CLIP SHOW??Meanwhile shows now routinely go on three year breaks after ending on massive cliffhangers.
>>216682754The problem is you live in an imaginary world when none of these things you believe are actually true. When your illusion conflicts with Reality, you are confused, then angry.
>>216685854While on that note I love the first two seasons but there's no denying that the jump in quality from S2 to S3 is insane
>>216686026Shades of Gray crawled so Evolution could soar.
>>216686099It's an alright episode itself but acting, dialogue, production values, and set design are all leaps and bounds ahead.
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is finishing its last week of principle filming, and the cast continues signing yearbooks and saying a happy-sad farewell.This time it was Trekkie fave Jess Bush saying so long.
>>216686026the quality jumps off a cliff in every way that matters.
Why are they finished with it already when I assume it won't be airing until 2027?
>>216686233I feel you, they stop doing wacky space shit, aliens that aren't simply bumpy foreheads, or those big grand matte paintings. The sense of wonder is lost somewhat.
>>216685430I'd rather eventually finish the show than lose interest i don't have much time for anything these days
>>216686336there's really no episode that will lose your interest so much it's worth of skipping. these guides that tell you to skip certain ones are literally just the guy who made it jerking himself off to the idea that his opinion means anything
>>216686303the music in 1&2 is the best
>>216686336if you skipped episodes you have not finished watching the series
>>216686474If they dont add anything to the story and they're not good enough that you'll even remember what happened later what does it matter ?
>the crew of the enterprise encounter an unresponsive starship from an unknown alien civilization with unknown intentions>"we're sending you a pulsar grid that should help you locate are star system"Is he retarded? This writing is horrible
>>216686769*our star system
>>216686638star trek isnt a shitty hbo series with 4 seasons of pointless filler in the middle. every episode is important. so much so that you need to watch each one 4 or 12 times to even begin to understand what trek is really abouy.
>>216686769>Is he retardedYES YES by all means YES
>>216686455I think season 3-4 music is the best because the synths in the first two are kinda cheesy
>>216686843>Never admit you're uncertain about anything. You can't be indecisive in front of your crew.
>>216686769With any six points you are able to gauge a star's position relative to it on 3-space. The relative visibility and regularity of pulsars makes them ideal buoys. The seventh chevron is the point of origin. Whole franchise about that.
>>216687017>It's exactly that kind of smug, superior attitude that makes people like you so unpopular
>>216687093>humans are going out into the stars and having SEX with alien chicks who have GIANT TITS... it's DISGUSTING!wtf was his problem?
>>216675439Are you the same anon that complains if someone posts a reply to the previous thread? Now you want to talk about the past five years? What a total lack of self-awareness. If you didn't have double standards, you'd have no standards at all.
>>216687624kek remember when you got BTFO in /trek/ yet?i 'member
>>216687624Yeah well, if you didn't have a double chin, you'd be better looking.
>>216675631You never explained why anyone would have to watch an entire show just to understand meaningless references to a minor background character. The level of autism it takes to even conceive of this is completely off the scale. Also, you have no life.>>216676667Oh, you sweet summer child.
>>216676256And your show was cancelled 55 years ago, after coming back for a dismal 3rd season. Then there was the "motion picture" that's best left forgotten. That's how dismal and boring it was. Again, you completely lack self-awareness. I hope you don't actually wonder why this is happening to you, because it's obvious.
>>216687686>You never explained why anyone would have to watch an entire show just to understand meaningless references to a minor background character.If fighting Cardassian fascism is a full time job, baby bear, then you need to pay full time attention.
>>216676712Did that happen more than a thread ago? I seem to remember that's beyond your tolerance.>>216676988>stans meilliterateopinion discarded
>>216680809Yes, it's still happening, and it's mostly being committed by the oldtrek geezer seethers, who are far, far worse than the ones they're complaining about. That's why this never ends. Enjoy the hell of your own making.
Hello /trek/ how is your Wednesday?I am making my Playmates O'Briens into a human centipede because the Irish are naturally submissive and breedable and I enjoy animal husbandry.
He holds nothing but hate and contempt for Classic Trek, yet he is infuriated by others' "blind hatred" for NuTrek.It is not linear.
>>216681630People not like you watch these shows. People that actually spend money. People who don't seethe about every last little aspect. Face facts... there's no money in serving your fading demographic.
>>216682173
>>216687017The point is if you reveal your home system to an alien civilization they will immediately send a superweapon to destroy it because they dont know how strong you are or what your intentions are and you don't know how strong they are and what their intentions are and they dont know if you are afraid of them and you dont know if they are afraid of you and so on
>>216686205BALD
>>216682330You wouldn't qualify for Starfleet anyway. You wouldn't meet a single one of their requirements. You'd just rot away in your dingy apartment in some brutalist apartment tower built on some really crappy land, with a replicator that only produced söylent.
Yes, so I hate Classic Trek. So what? LD is just better. Maybe it's because there's more trans representation but it makes me feel acknowledged, unlike you geezer shows. Star Trek is for everybody, including transgender xheople like me.
>>216688000Based!! Tendi is trans just like we!
La'an better dance with Spock some more in the final season before she undoubtedly dies after he professes his love for her.
>>216686336>i don't have much time for anything these daysSo glad you make time to come here and seethe.
>>216687967Yes it's a risk. Risk is our business.
>>216686638>>216686847>star trek is LE IMPORTANTYou should make a vlog where you pontificate about all the heckin' important stuff in Star Trek. You'd become ironically famous. People would make riffs and reaction videos of your vlogs. Get to it!
>>216687647>>216687652Epic projection. Good thing you're too dumb to realize how humiliated you should be. Otherwise you might anhero.
Star Trek has always been stupid and bad just like my favorite cartoon LD. And yes, I do find it erotic. Circles are erotic. I find the most erotic time of my life was when I was in elementary school learning about shapes. That's why I jerk off to cartoons, you see, because I'm sophisticated and better than you with your "intelligence" and your "criticism." I can embrace the world as just being mindless fun because I acknowledge that I myself am mindless. And trans.
Is Strange New Worlds worth watching? I thought Discovery was unwatchable because the dialog was god awful.
>>216688174Strange New Worlds is watchable if you can acknowledge that Star Trek has always been a stupid show for the mentally adolescent. Star Trek: Discovery is even more brilliant because it subverted the expectation of so many so-called "Trek fans" who didn't even realize how silly the franchise is meant to be.
>>216687721Why? He's not fighting Cardassian fascism right now. So it's irrelevant to his present circumstances. And he's a minor background character anyway.>>216687838Not true. I liked TOS and TNG, and most of the movies. I just don't care much for Deep SoapOpera 9 and Voyage Of Boring Psychopaths.
>>216688174It's on par with Stargate SG1, a bit too loose and self aware, but entertaining. Not weepy STD shit
>>216687967You've never heard of reconnaissance in your life, have you. Thank the gods you're not in charge of anything, not even the room in your mommy's house where you grew up.
>>216688000>>216688059>>216688154Very low-quality and transparent LARP.
>>216688201>Not true. I liked TOS and TNG
>>216688247Here comes the geezer seether with the coping again. Sorry, geezer! But Star Trek is trans just like me.
I like how "trans" is the only thing he can reach for, as if anyone other than him and Tumblr gives a shit about troons
>>216688253So referring to a post from 4 months ago is OK, but replying to the previous thread is off the table? I can't wait to hear you explain why. And I can like the good parts of TOS/TNG and roast the corny parts. I don't see any reason to force myself to believe the franchise is somehow above reproach. You can't explain why you believe that, either. Oh, and... le heckin damning!
>Aggressive. Adversarial.
>>216685352>These are the Voyages>Badly HandledThat is the ONLY episode you should skip. Everything else, even the 'crap' ones, are better.
>>216688253Yeah, I wrote that, so what? And I went easy too.Fine, I'll go full mask off. I hate TNG with its stodgy morals and its Ramada Inn interiors and its ugly bright lighting and its stupid boring talking and talking stories. And I hate TOS too with its bigoted white male ethnostate presentation and its American exceptionalism and again more blah blah blah blah talking. SHUT UP, ALREADY! Nobody cares! We want to be entertained and watch science fiction, not read your essay on human rights you bloody handed war fighting militaristic baby killer. Ugly show, ugly cast, ugly "heady writing." And don't even get me started on Deep Soap Opera Nine or Star Trek Snooze-ager.
>>216688322liking that you can pretend to have friends when everyone around you shits on Star Trek and you laugh along isn't the same as liking Star Trek
>>216688322Yeah, it is not OK for them to dig into my posting history like that. Thank you for having my back, Tillybro. <3
>>216688341Testify, brother! They finally bring in a Black guy, the brilliant Dr. Richard Daystrom, played by Willaim "Blackula" Marshall, and they make him out to be some flaky psycho! What naked racism. Anyone who kept watching the show after that should be ashamed of themselves.
>>216688341>you bloody handedESL spotted.
Going to miss the scrappy underdogs of Strange New Worlds after 2027, but knowing there's more great New Trek on the way helps.
>>216688421Look at our girls go! Now this is Star Trek for a brave new generation of people who aren't so boring and obsessed with talking!
>>216688353I like Star Trek for more reasons than you do. That makes me more of a fan than you. Go on, tell us about how Star Trek is flawless and completely beyond reproach.>>216688379Oh, they can dig into all the posting history, for all I care. But they can't simultaneously complain about replying to a post in a previous thread. If it wasn't for double standards, they wouldn't have any standards at all. You know exactly what I'm talking about, don't you?
>>216688445The Chong "you naughty boy" finger waggle at the beginning. "swoon*
>>216688454I know. It's like when you ignore the fact that Star Trek is not serious and is actually just mindless entertainment for posters like you and I. We're not a bunch of boring, elitist intellectuals discussing sleepy moral quandaries. We're people who just want to have fun with the franchise and engage with the content that Paramount+ is so generously providing to us. Let's fly!
>>216688410More like, very unskilled impersonator and troll spotted. I guess there's no further reason for reticence or honesty in this thread ever again, is there. You'll regret having stooped this low.
>>216688454>I like Star Trek for more reasons than you do.you "like" Star Trek because some high school girl kind of gave you the time of day 50 years ago when you were together watching Star Trek and she said it was stupid and you agreed and laughed. and she never talked to you after that let alone fucked you.
>>216688477I haven't swooned like that since I had my bottom surgery.
>>216688488I've never had Paramount+. I download everything. I buy what I like on DVD, such as all five seasons of LD.
>>216688514Why are you impersonating me and pretending to be a LD fan when you don't even support P+? Not very Star Trek of you to steal, geezer.
>>216688501I didn't watch Star Trek when I was in high school, child. I was outside, living life and interacting with people.
>>216688542The oldtrek geezer seethers are proud, to the point of being smug, about not supporting Paramount, and all of sudden you profess the opposite? Pardon me if I get whiplash.
>>216688547voluntarily admitting you were this autistic and lonely into your college years and beyond isn't the own you think it is. oh excuse me, as you would say, "pwn"
>>216688547They don't understand that for trans people like you and I our lives begin after we get our corrective surgery. But I'm here for you Tillybro. Our trans Tendi fandom will pull us through.
>>216688569You're a geezer that is trying to impersonate me, though, the trans LD poster. So actually it's perfectly in line with your stated beliefs that you would not support Paramount+ like a real Star Trek fan. If you're not engaging with the fandom on socials, you're not doing your part.
>>216688573Being outside, living life and interacting with people is autistic? You're highly confused. Also, I went to college on the GI Bill after serving my country.>>216688576Still a transparent LARP that fools no one. Kind of how like you will never pass for female.
why does this fag sound like such a reddit mod
DISCO and LOW were my favesies to put on while I dilated, and now they are gone.
>>216688609My part of WHAT? It's like you're speaking a foreign language.
>>216688633So you're just going to impersonate me now? Very cliche, geezer seether. Even your fellow old timers don't seem to believe you. Ta-ta!>>216688640I hear you xhister. DISCO got me through some tough times.
>>216688633>Being outside, living life and interacting with people is autistic?fixating on the one time in your life you felt like you actually had friends, associating it with Star Trek, and dedicating your life to ruining a thread on 4chan 40 years later definitely is
>>216688634Jumping to a thinly-supported conclusion, and an ad hominem attack. Your mother must be so proud of you.
>>216688633Wow, claiming to be a fan of LOW and DISCO but you're transphobic? You will never be invited to the /co/ LOWcord.
>>216688174it's mid, like hospital foodsg-1 is better, despite what anon says
>>216688671You really don't like when someone holds up a mirror to you, do you.
>>216688410He's literally from india, his shitposts start in the indian morning and end around 16 hours later
>>216688709Never said I watched Discovery. Also, you may want to get checked for intestinal parasites before you get your schlong chopped off.
Speaking of Trekkie BTF Star Trek: Lower Decks, LOW show runner Mike "Enterprise-M" McMahan showed up for another Disney event. Mike's going to Pixar, isn't he? Showrunner on a Buzz Lightyear series?
>>216688751Tendi would hate you.
>>216688945The only place Mike is headed to is prison for RAPE
What a meltdown, I wonder what triggered him this time
>>216688945His career is still looking up!>>216688973Your jealousy is palpable. He's never been accused of anything remotely resembling your seething head canon.
>>216688948Tendi strikes me as the kind of girl that's never slept in the same bed twice.
Looks like Tendi and her crew have triumphed again. Go suck a lemon, oldtrek geezer seethers.
>>216689012He's never been accused because Tawny and Noel are afraid of him, what he's... capable of.
>>216669071that woman on the left looks like shane carruth
He's so bad at his job.
>>216689265That's because TNG is a stupid show that takes itself too seriously. Thank science for LOW which points out how stupid it sll is!
>>216688945What the FUCK is his problem?
>>216689358Man's gotta rape
>>216689358extra chromosome
Put yourself in McMahan's shoes. When you've got a dick as big as his, it can be physically painful to get an erection. And the sight of Tawny Newsome and her tight old lady skin and the bald spot in the middle of her nappy braided hair was too much. He had to rape her, for his own physical health. You see, the pressure in his pants had reached intolerable levels. He became agitated, delirious.
Do Lower Decks fans actually exist or is this all just a joke?
>>216689580aggressive, adversarial even
>>216689012>defending mcrapethumb>claims to be 83>'83 the year rape thumb was bornDamning.
>>216689597I think they do exist, but they're tourists and only like Lower Decks. They're not the kind of people who would watch any of the other series.
>>216689597Outside of this place, they absolutely existWhat has transpired for the past two hours or so has simply been one schizo's meltdown. I genuinely don't think he's watched any series, he just comes here to troll. He used to constantly gets things wrong that weren't widely known trek trivia, straight up not recognize scenes from some of the best episodes of the franchise, flip-flop on badmouthing/discounting series in their totality while also claiming they're his favorites (he has not watched them), and when he was having one of his huge multi-thread melties in the past, where he was spamming the thread with a play-by-play of an episode of the calarts cartoon (which took up dozens if not over a hundred posts), he never even made it past episode one. All the evidence suggests he's just a secondary that hasn't watched anything.
bonk
>>216689597I was just mocking our resident LD tranny. Even he doesn't like the show or understand it by his own admission.
>>216689597Of course Lower Decks fans exist, that's why the series is thriving and being renewed for more seasons
>>216690202kek
>>216685352is there one for Strange New Worlds?
>>216690558Yeah, Skip every episode
>>216690558Enterprise has a skip list because it's a very long and tedious seriesThe entirety of SNW is 4 episodes more than Enterprise's first season
>>216690683when 10 episodes that come out every couple of years counts as a "season" now lol
>tfw you spot a grey-haired Michele Scarabelli in a Hallmark Christmas movie
>>216690683Go back to listening to youtube summaries of TV shows while watching subway sufers footage
>>216690202
So I made it to the beginning of Season 4 of DS9 and when the Klingons attacked. Fucking Kek! Why didn't the Klingon fleet just stay at Fucking max range and lob photon torpedoes at DS9!? How could they not use smart tactics and instead they are flying around the station in circles at point blank range getting Fucking picked off by DS9 photon torpedoes just mass firing at them? Stupid Fucking Klingons! Kek!
>>216692490Because the phasers can just shoot all the torpedoes from a distance.
>>216692490because then ds9 can shoot at the klingons with impunitythe whole point of boarding the station was to get them to stop shooting at the fleetwhy are you so retarded?
>>216688421The extras looking awkward, knowing that fun is only allowed for the main cast gals. But, that dancefloor doesn't look like much fun. Dancefloors need to be dark, need a DJ and you need to be drunk.
New thread for those ready to jump to warp 8. >>216691663
>Q sends Picard to relive a couple days as a 21 year old>all the women playboy Picard is juggling are old hags because they couldn’t have Patrick Stewart flirting with young womenFucking cowards.
>>216693118Picard canonically prefers older women. He banged at least 3 instructors while at the academy.
>>216693169Okay, that's hot.
These two really should have fucked
>>216693491They did!
>>216693169Vash was certainly not older, nor was Famke Janssen, nor Bev The Crusher.
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>>216693568I see that now!Had to re-code my 4chan XT to configure itself for the captcha not required posting that was faulty, truly feeling like Data.
>>216670859Parallels PhantasmsThe Next Phase
>>216673425...But enough about Paramount+
>>216689140>>216689580Literally no evidence for this. Your paranoid delusional head-canon doesn't count.
>>216689733>>216689794With schizo gaslighting "skills" like this, you should work for the American establishment press. You'll have a long and well-remunerated career. You won't accomplish anything of value, but you're used to that.
>>216688982>>216689794Try to retcon it as a "meltdown" all you want, but the sad truth is, you morons lost the discussion badly, and your behavior is far more fairly described as a meltdown.
>>216692931Way too early. Into the dung heap it goes.
>still so butthurt that he's been sagingnot surprised
>>216693568Did Riker?
>>216695459>oldtrek geezer seether is pedobig surprise
>>216688547Hell yeah. I grew up sheltered in the shade of Americana. There were convertibles getting dusty begging me to drive off a cliff I wasn’t watching tv. Thank god I was in Audi cabriolet and not an old muscle car I swear to God the thing FLOATED down like a paper airplane hahaha they were PLASTIC. One man could easily pick up the rear for another to change a tire. Real death trap probably would’ve looked like k-phas hit me if I ever got hit
>>216688633
>thinks he's Eminem>he's really Temu Fred DurstIT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
>>216692821>Because the phasers can just shoot all the torpedoes from a distance.Is this canon? I've literally never seen this happen in any episode of Star Trek ever.>>216692903Bro do like Federation torpedoes have longer range than Klingon torpedoes? I think they are about the same right? So the Klingon fleet should have stayed at max range and they can even keep cloaking and uncloaking to fire! Even if DS9 fired it takes a long time for the torpedo to reach and the Klingon ships could recloak and the torpedoes would lose locking and miss!
>>216698089It's not canon, and it's not even sensible. This comes from the same type of lazy hack that thinks the hero can shoot a gun out of the villain's hand.
>>216698089>what is point defense
>>216692915>looking awkward,
>>216698757pike might as well be an extra in his own show
I just watched all of TNG in a month. Tell me what the worst episodes are.Easymode: no holodeck eisodesHardmode: no darmok
>>216698315>point defense Overrated
>>216699106Casper the rapey ghost episode. Out of all my rewatches in the past 25 years it's the only one I can't
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